#you are now one of my elite employees

[deviousjackperry]

Cry me a fucking river!🖕

[mugs-n-cans]

THROWS LIZARD IN YOUR FACE [blinding you instantly]

-🦎

AGHH MY EYES! MEDIC!

I’m recruitin’ @scouts-cosplays to run my account as I get my eyesight back… /j

He is the only Scout I can trust!!!

DOC, C’MON, MAN!

[silentreigns]

Oh my god Taylor actually did it. He beat that rat!

[kings-paintbrush]

if i could i would take your art, put it in some broth with some linguini noodles, and chicken, then i'd add a few spices, then slowly bowel it to perfection, then i'd pour it into my mlp bowl, then eat it with my smallest spoon (those hit different), while sitting in a fairy forest filled with your artwork and wearing a warm sweater made of dreams so that the rest of my body could feel a sliver of the pure euphoria my eyes get when seeing your art

*the bloody bird is flattered, impressed. It is going to eat you*

[pqrkersfilm]

me when i start obsessing over a new musical that i’m listening to

[aethersprite7]

Ignore my awful handwriting. Here’s another one of my favorite side characters talking with my main character. This is obviously not the original dialogue.

[haetrack]

hii i’m the anon that said “im about to moan” regarding the haechan ask

can i be 🍓 anon?

hello my silly anon and YES OF COURSE U CAN

literally begging u to go read the post from hrts4doie i just reblogged like ur gonna MOAN this time GO READ IT PLEASEEE

[hyunpic]

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok & Janeway being normal close friends pre-delta quadrant but becoming irreparably inseparable over the course of their time on Voyager is actually a very funny alternative to them having been besties. Before the horrors they were close but now in the delta quadrant all their neuroses are coming out and new, worse neuroses are being added every day. Janeway's trying to kill herself in increasingly spectacular bouts of heroic sacrifice and Tuvok's too busy proving that he knows her best/will always be by her side to effectively stop her. And for that? He's her best and dearest friend and can have the honor of being the only one to die by her side [which he willingly asks permission to do, btw] ♥

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

the trajectory of my life just changed.

[microsofttothemax]

SUCCESS NEW FRIEND

QAIT YOURE THE HAUESO RAISED LEO FGGUY WHAT R U DOING ON MY PROFILE

HEHSYWGSFEUWGEG YEAH THATS ME LOL AND IM THERE BCUZ I LOVE UR ART AND YOU SEEM SWAG LMAO

[mad-hunts]

@divingdownthehole

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as barton was left to his own devices in the kitchen, it only then just occurred to him how the seven-fold bistro had a tv in the side of their lobby. and that could potentially be very bad if they weren't talking about the latest humdrum gossip in relation to bruce wayne or something — so, he would have to find a way to not appear suspicious and also, turn it off if they were talking about the death of the two guards already. barton sighed to himself as he pushed a chunk of the chicken on his plate to the side. he really had his work cut out for him here, didn't he?

of course, there might be a chance that jervis could handle it, he thought. but the last time he had handled something, he'd done it by sticking pins into someone. barton suddenly found himself standing up as if he was startled by the very thought of something like that happening to ravi. he had to create some sort of plan, for he couldn't just bust out of those doors, even if nothing was going on on that television. he tapped on the cold steel of the table below him with his sharpened nails as he contemplated what to do. maybe he could just stick by the almost saloon style doors of them for a bit and listen in on what exactly was going on out there.

just as ravi and jervis had made it to the front of the restaurant, his feet were carrying him to push his entire body flush against the doors, but with not enough pressure to actually open them. he thought he could hear jervis's voice now, but it was very distorted by the wall between him and the rest of the bistro. so he would have to get closer to the outside if he actually wanted to hear anything. while barton was now stressing, ravi honestly couldn't have looked more relaxed, as any friend of barton's was a friend of his. ( except they weren't really friends at all... but i digress. ) he smiled slightly whenever he heard him mention the soup out of approval, ❝ ooh... good choice. i love our mulligatawny soup, but it usually has rice in it, rather than on the side. but i could always request that our chefs put it there instead if you want. ❞

he shrugged nonchalantly and nodded, knowing that the kitchen would be more than willing to do something like that for jervis. ravi could feel his ears perk up and barton's ears did the same exact thing as a breaking news alert popped up on the tv. alright, well, he was not going to be waiting inside the kitchen any longer for something to happen — that was for sure — and so he opened up one of the doors in such a way that it wouldn't attract much attention. barton seemed to materialize out of quite literally nowhere, at least from ravi's point of view, before he was grabbing him by the opposite shoulder a little aggressively but not too much.

barton had played this off as him trying to playfully scare the other but what he was really aiming to do was turn the tv off. and that's exactly what he managed to do with the remote below the counter while ravi was too busy with being shocked, but then laughing in response to barton's 'cheeky' behavior as he spoke to him in between laughs and pushed him away from him, before punching his arm. ❝ oh, my god. you scared me! you jerk, why did you do that? don't tell me that this is you still being bitter that i beat you last time we sparred or something. ❞ ravi was still laughing, so he obviously didn't mean anything that he said in a malicious way as barton himself tried to catch onto the other's wrist before he punched him, but failed.

barton chuckled a few times before nursing the spot where ravi punched him with his arm. he made himself look guilty, only after winking at jervis whenever the other party wasn't looking, as if to say ' you're welcome ' and said, ❝ ahh, you caught me. but scaring you totally satisfied my need for revenge after you beat me. so, at least there's kind of a positive side to all of this. and just to keep you in the loop, jervis, me and ravi sometimes spar together because we're both boxers, ❞ barton gestured to the other man with one hand while ravi came down from his laughter. he made a playful ' shoo ' gesture towards barton, then. ❝ hey. me and your friend, who is also my friend now, by the way, were having a rather rousing conversation about his interest in the mulligatawny soup before you came along. so if you wouldn't mind... ❞

ravi left barton to fill in the lines of what else he was going to say before the blonde raised his hands in feigned surrender and sat down across a few seats away from them behind the counter. ravi laughed, making a ' come hither ' gesture towards himself, ❝ i was just joking, barton. you don't have to sit so far away. but anyway, i'll put in your order for the soup, if there are no objections? ❞ barton moved silently closer to ravi in particular, setting down his curry in front of him. he seemed oddly a bit protective of ravi based on the look he gave jervis.

it was one that said ' you better continue being nice to him or i'll kill you. ' and trust me, barton would do it, too.

[versacethotty]

man got me chocolates and balloons even tho I told him not to worry abt it. stage 1: PASSED✅

[calciumcryptid]

Me writing a little thing on Q:

Me:

Me: Ah shit, am I getting demiromantic again?

[novococain]

🦴

[vampyrbeth]

also im reading the raven cycle (im on book 2)... adam parrish you have been promoted