#ykw if yk yk

[watereddownjoke]

and what if I said cemetery drive by American rock band my chemical romance was eleven hopper coded

[dipperscavern]

The twitter is situation is crazy💀

BUT

I had a thought last night while I was thinking ab the stark men yk usual activities 😙

I just thought about how they would fuck you so hard you pass out

Like they’re pounding into you like they’re in rut and you can’t even remember how many orgasms you’ve had until your vision starts to go black with pleasure.

THEYD BE SO SWEET AB IT TOO

Robb would lowks tease you though 🤭

THEYD FEEL SO BAD STOP 😭😭 so guilty for being too caught up in everything to notice you slipping away (you poor thing) but you’re right in them being so sweet about it !!

they’d stop immediately, sitting with you until you come to & apologizing so profusely. fetching you water so you can rehydrate and dressing you both so the maester can take a look and make sure you’re okay (you say you’re fine about a thousand times, but they insist) (bless their hearts)

then afterwards they’re insistent on waiting on you hand and foot — and if you’re the independent type, you quite literally have to fight them on it i fear. they just feel too guilty to let you do anythign yourself for a few days after. & you can best BELIEVE they become religious about checking in on you during sex, “are you alright?” “y’okay?” “should we stop?”

but you can’t bring yourself to be upset at them for it — they just don’t wanna hurt their girl <3

[lemongogo]

they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think

[somereaderinblue]

Does Aphrodite also make Odysseus go and take care of Paris after he gets injured in battle against Penelope?

Yes.

And this-this is making me insane. Because imagine, the (1) time Odysseus shows any form of physical care/reverence for Paris, it's when he's hurting & bleeding from wounds left by Odysseus' true love, Penelope. Odysseus is there, but at the same time, he's not & like every other time, he's not loving Paris.

In canon, the red string between Odypen is a perpetually unfinished shroud & an olive bed. Here, it's the violence they feel the need to inflict on the same person who's the cause of their separation.

Those calloused hands are gently tracing over Paris' wounds, the other steadily applying salves & bandages, but the prince can see the hunger in Odysseus' eyes. The restrained desire to dig his nails into the damaged skin & tear it further apart. Will bet that he takes perverse pleasure in getting Paris' blood on his hands after countless nights spent fantasizing seeing it spill.

"Does it hurt?" Odysseus, man who knows so very much, asks.

"Yes." Paris settles on honesty. He has no energy for anything else.

"What was she like?" there, a hint of vulnerability from him too.

Paris could say nothing. But then, he would be left with nothing, not even this artfully crafted moment of superficial care.

So he tells Odysseus everything. He spares no details. And Paris doesn't need Aphrodite's blessing to know that with every word, Odysseus falls in love with Penelope all over again.

[kevindavidday]

idk why i remember the detail so clearly but when jean moved in with the girls initially they told him which cleaning supplies/chemicals don't mix together and it's just stuck in my brain. he's going to mix them. i dread.

[short666bread]

Ron is looking for them

[ranx0]

Scarian but it’s the year 1963 and Scar’s a dancer and Grians got a rich family with Pearl and Jimmy as his siblings and they go to this summer resort and Grian meets scar and yeah it’s just the plot of dirty dancing but with scarian

[padmesbox]

Hangman Page birthday week → Day seven:

Happy birthday to my favorite wrestler teacher 🎉

Not taking bullshit boomer, condescending advice from nobody but giving evergreen advice that can only come from a millennial [former] teacher:

"Have a plan B [...] I think a lot of people would say like, if you have a plan B, you know, 'you can't give all to plan A, so you're gonna fail at plan A, anyway'. That's not true, I was a high school teacher and I did this, and I'm the effin' World Champion, and at one time I was a high school teacher to make it through this, I had a plan B and I don't need it anymore... have a plan B, life is much more important than, you know, what career you want to follow or what, you know, oh you want people to say about your accomplishments [...] life is much more important than that and you will need to make money to survive, so always have a plan B. That's like, what I feel, people don't press that upon people enough in telling you to chase your dreams —you absolutely, absolutely should— but to also know like you have to reckon with the fact that you probably, statistically will not make much money at this, if any. You have to know that, and you have to be okay with that [...] if you don't reckon with that like, reality, you're setting yourself up for heartbreak one way or the other"

[habibisagi]

thinking about alpha kaiser. should i explode

[shoyoist]

realized i can talk about this here LMAO so i just finished the poppy war trilogy (r. f. kuang) a few days ago and i feel like i have a lot of unpopular opinions on that series... finished it and felt so incredibly angry that i did a google search to see if anyone agreed with me and,, i didn't see anyone agreeing with me ?? elaborating in the tagss

[sneverussape]

“it’s just a ruddy snake, minerva, stop shrieking.”

—

(it’s a giant ashwinder actually)

[julietasgf]

I'm not tagging this and hope this doesn't go far, it rlly is just more of a vent than anything else, but it's really not okay how some shippers portray sejanus in relation to coriolanus. I know, and you guys know too, that if the roles were reversed and sejanus' actor was the white blonde one, things would be very different.

[nyxypoo]

do not let endo do anything good around me bc my first instinct is always to say the word "smart" in my language, tho it's used more like "good" or "good job" and i would definitely make the mistake of translating it while also taking the gendered aspect into account and then. u have me accidentally calling endo a good boy and i don't think either of us would survive the outcome. endo especially would not survive

[theinfinitedivides]

me literally every time Ki Cheol and Jun Mo are less than three feet away from each other/interact in any way shape or form:

[ask-mark-stuff]

I once left 23+ asks in this box and I haven’t seen them all

Sorry kids! Me and Mark are a little busy with our lessons and activities sometimes, so we don't really get to answer everything quickly!

Yeah..we love every ask though! :}

[autistic-katara]

MY BIRTHDAY MENTION‼️‼️‼️