#the stark men

[dipperscavern]

Stark men who love your smile and will do anything to see it because they think it’s the sweetest, prettiest thing ever… and who get so jealous anytime you smile at any other man because why are you giving your pretty smile to other men when you could be giving it to them?

-📰

no because youre onto something….

the stark men adore your smile. the crinkle of your eyes, the lift of your lips, the occasional show of your teeth. while you always look pretty, the stark men think you look prettiest when smiling. when smiling at them.

robb usually disguises his jealousy in the form of jests/teases. he’s trying to listen to what theons telling him, truly, but he cant tear his eyes off for where you’re smiling/laughing with someone he doesn’t know. which is strange, because he knows everybody. it only makes protectiveness join the conversation of jealousy. once the person leaves, he’ll approach you (ditching theon), grabbing a grape & popping it into his mouth — summoning his most un-accusing tone.

“He seems quite the comedian.”

“Are you jealous?” he laughs at the question (it’ll take more persuading than that)

jon is a quiet jealous type (not mentioning cocky!jon) watching you and the person you’re smiling with, jealousy unfurling in his chest. and he thinks about it all day too. lets it upset him, chastises himself for being jealous, and still remains jealous when you retreat to your shared chambers later that night. he wont say anything about it unless you coax it out of him. unfortunately for him, he’s a terrible liar, and you’re quick to catch on.

“Are you jealous?”

“No.” but he’s soooooo unconvincing. not making eye contact and swallowing the lie after he says it. you just smile, kissing him to show him he’s got nothing to be jealous over.

cregan is the silent jealous type too, but if you ask, he wont deny it. watching you converse with a lord he is not particularly fond of — the grip on his goblet absentmindedly tightening as he watches you flash the lord a smile. you’re only being polite, he knows this, but he thinks you far too worthy to offer such a gift to someone he deems undeserving (he isn’t). once you return to the seat beside him, you see the stormy expression on his face, different than just the usual furrow of his brows. if you catch on, he’ll never lie to you.

“Are you jealous, cregan?”

“Does that displease you?”

[actually-mentally-ill]

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

[that1geek06]

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

[maisy1111]

okay but can we talk about the struggle that is obsessing over a character that doesn’t have fanfics??? because i’m over here scrubbing the internet for any crumbs…

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Ryan & Oliver Whenever They Say Something They Shouldn't About Buddie

[thegayestdiaz]

so fucking irritated with the narrative of “two men can be close platonic friends without romantic feelings” in regards to buddie because 1) you can be friends and in love 2) men are friends on this show? chim and buck, chim and bobby, bobby and michael 3) point me to this so called plethora of male slowburn friends-to-lovers canon ships that exist in media so i can watch that instead

[winterprince601]

honestly, i don't blame anyone for not making the connection between rhaegar targaryen and jon snow. they are such different guys to me. you could organically stumble upon rhaegar playing a silver harp in a clearing in the woods, silently weeping into the flowing waters of a crystalline stream. jon is the teenage manager of a fast food chain who sometimes shows up to work dripping wet because he doesn't own an umbrella.

[bruhaalla]

Okay but where’s my 6’5 brown eyes black hair thick thighs man ?

[elainiisms]

you ppl love villains/morally grey characters UNTIL they're a woman, then all of a sudden they are annoying, evil and irredeemable

[timbit-robin-art]

Top 10 comic book characters that are secretly cats (shocking).

[buckleys9-1-1]

oliver: *being skeptic and making sure not to spoil anything in interviews*

lou: so yeah eddie is also gay and tommy was supposed to be with him but that fell through

ryan: so buck and eddie are in love and love each other to their cores and are gonna get even closer this season

abc pr team: *puts ryan on family feud with the 4 actors who play the canonically queer characters of 9-1-1*

everybody but oliver basically outting eddie including ryan himself is so funny to me

[dipperscavern]

not to be vulgar but im going to be vulgar. do u have any thoughts on how the stark men would eat u out (other than like a man starved ofc)?!!

YES LETS GET VULGAR. I HAVE THOUGHTS OH YES I DO

okay, so, jon obviously does it to make you feel good. but he also finds eating you out pleasurable. the taste of you, the cries of his name spilling from your lips, the way you tug on his hair, the feeling of your thighs trembling around his head — it’s pleasurable for him. sometimes after a long day, he just needs to blow some steam off, needs relief. and he finds that within you & your warmth on his tongue. ohhh yeah. pulling you to sit on his face, hands locked around your thighs with an iron grip. best believe you aren’t getting up anytime soon.

robb does it because he likes making you feel good. his entire life is in disarray, and everything is going wrong for him. he has to constantly make difficult & sometimes cruel decisions, he likes being able to give someone something good — like making his wife cum as many times as she wants. and i’m sorry i’m about to get lewd on here, but robb seems like a fingering-you-while-he-sucks-on-your-clit typa guy. and truly, being intimate with you is part of his sanctuary. it’s those sacred moments where you’re sharing each others bodies that has his mind drifting from the present war, and you’re both just in your own little bubble.

and cregan….. cregan just does it cause of how in love with you he is. like he’s just so head over heels for you, he has to make you writhe on his tongue. and especially if you were a maiden before you both got married, there’s something about giving you more pleasure than you thought possible. there’s honeslty not much to add, he does it cause he loves you and he wants to. & it’s also his favorite way to warm you up. laying you down on the furs in front of the blazing fire, hands wrapped around the outside of your thighs to keep you in place…. need. don’t worry about the cold, you’ve got cregan.

[thestrangestthlng]

The one where Buck finds his Thomas.

[theboyisbckly]

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[tweedfrog]

People: "omgg Catelyn was such an evil bitch if she was so hurt at Ned she should have taken it out on him instead of Jon who did nothing wrong!"

Westerosi noble husbands who have full legal and social control of their household (including their wife) if their wife ever attempts to "take something out on them":

[lupiiny]

“Speak the names, and a man will do the rest.”