#yippee kayak

[brightyor]

I had a really funny thought earlier and I was like "I wanna post this on tumblr" but I don't remember it now and that makes me sad.

[long-lost-soul]

have been attempting taxidermy for the first time and am going to be checking on a duck wing im trying to preserve tonight.. wish me luck

[kayak-lmao]

save me 2am low quality drawings.. save me..

[possibly-eli]

SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 30 IF YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT YET

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Tim is gonna have more kayaking buddies yippee

theyre gonma have so much fun kayaking :3c

[roskirambles]

(Archive) Christmas movie of the day: Die Hard (1988)

Originally posted: 2nd December, 2021 I mean, it is more wholesome than a horror movie AND takes place during Christmas so… yippee kayak, motherfuckers! Seriously though, this is such a fun action film with a bit of Christmas sprinkled over it.

We all know the drill. Veteran NYPD officer John McClane goes to Chicago to reconcile with his ex wife during Christmas eve. She works in a bank that gets in a hostage situation and is up to him to save the day. It's a simple premise but the script is just such a joy to experience, even decades later. It's violent, intense, but mostly entertaining. There's this morbid sense of humor 80's movies had you can tangibly feel here.

But hey, this is an action film, and one that holds up quite well. The physical fights look a bit crude after John Wick, MMA popularization or simply just a few decades of good martial arts films, but even with the poor trigger discipline of the era the gunfights are still a joy.

It's easy to forget how much Bruce Willis as McClane(or Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber) changed the game as a more vulnerable action hero compared to the likes of Rambo(or Rickman as the more cerebral, charismatic villain), but his quick wit and improvisation skills alone with deadpan delivery are simply delightful. They contrast so well with the antagonist's eloquence, making for a very entertaining dynamic between the two.

While it has aged in some areas (both technical and plot wise, like how a police officer accidentally shooting someone wouldn't fly as a sympathetic backstory nowadays), it's still a blast to watch.

[fraudulent-cheese]

MY THOUGHTS ABOUT EPISODES 5 AND 6 OF SEASON 2 OF TD2023!!!

MAJOR SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!

I'll get the ships out of the way - WE DIDNT GET RAJBOW DIVORCE!!!! REJOICE!!! Their conflict wasn't solved well, but at least it's solved man! Rajbow is still alive!

Ripaxel is actually really growing on me? The shipping hasn't overridden their personalities which was a MAJOR concern for me. Glad to see Axel still kicking ass and Ripper being actually funny! ALSO THEY BROKE THE COUPLE'S CURSE! Neither of them have even been at risk of being eliminated which is kind of insane because usually the couples in TD have one partner (or both in gidgette's case) be eliminated right after they're established but THEY DIDNT! YIPPEE!

Priyaleb on the other hand... Yeah i don't care for them, sorry! they are the obligatory straights of the season for me, i REALLY don't care now that Caleb might be returning those feelings (i can STILL hold on to my grey-romantic Caleb headcanons >:D ) and i prefered when they weren't returned! Zee's involvement was funny tho, and Priya's pretty enjoyable in episode 5! They're cute but i DONT CARE.

MKULIA IS STILL IN THE GAME! Love how the only thing that bothered Chris was that MK stole his hair dryer XD that is very in character!!! They were fun in episode 5 and hey! They're still doing the alliance bit since they got a duo confessional in episode 6 so im excited to see where they go next!!!

Damien was fun in episode 6. just got nothing to add i don't really care for this man

i LOVE ZEE AAAAAA HE IS SUCH A SILLY LITTLE NOODLE OF A MAN lowkey might be one of my favs now (in canon) they figured out how to make imaginative jokes that have to do with the soda bit! He is such a vibe man

MK's been great too, i like how the cheating had consequences without those consequences being getting kicked off the game!

i'll mention the challenges before going over the eliminations, the iceberg challenge was pretty nice imo, i think Ripper getting involved with the MKulia cheating is fun and him ripping his shirt off is funny tbh. The snowball fight was really fun too!

The obstacle course is fine, the wall with the boots reminded me of Wipeout (which, fun fact, is called Total Wipeout in french) so that was pretty neat

The kayak challenge had a neat twist, loved Axel just punching Ripper off the boat and the confessional right after was pretty funny. Axel and her stupid ass boyfriend, it's great

OK ELIMINATION TIME!!! CANT SAY I DIDNT CALL THEM BUT I TOTALLY DID!!!!

I did say Nichelle might get eliminated since the writters have done nothing with her, but i... don't like what they did at all. The movie deals should've been real and Julia just snuck them on her bed since they were sent to production and they didn't give them to her yet. it just. sucks that all but one elimination while the teams were active were girls, especially Emma's and Nichelle's. Scary Girl is 100% coming back later tho so we'll see!

ALSO. DID I PREDICT EXACTLY HOW BOWIE'D GET ELIMINATED OR DIDNT I? Ok it wasn't exact but i was right on the money in saying Julia would get him eliminated by telling the others about him supporting the cheating. especially since she did it to save MK, im considering that an MKulia win. For once im actually satisfied with an elimination this season! dang!

My predictions are kinda the same - Scary Girl coming back, MKulia being real, Priya being eliminated soon - but i'll add my specific thoughts on who i think will be next in terms of eliminations next monday i think.

DAMN, this post is LONG wow

[menlove]

YIPPEE AND KAYAKING WEDNESDAY

[b1rdbra1ned]

went kayaking yippee!! yay!! (got sick)

[dragonbinx]

Yipee Kayak Other Buckets

Part of my Christmas fic from last winter.  Posted on Ao3 here.

Series: Brooklyn-99

Ship: Peraltiago

Characters: Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Mac

Amy walked into the living room, asking proudly, “Who wants the Christmas cookies I made? Well, Mom made them and I helped, but it still … Jake, what the hell?”

Her husband was holding his phone out, their two-year-old giggling as he poked his head out of the vent he was in for some reason, his father taking pictures with his cell phone. At the sound of her voice, he turned around and grinned, pointing at their son. “Hey, babe, I figured out an epic Christmas card!”

“Get our son out of the vent, Jake!”

“Come on, he loves it.”

Mac helpfully laughed again, then said “Party, pal,” and banged his fists on the vent.

“And next year he’ll be too big to do this,” Jake pointed out.

“No,” Amy insisted, lifting their son down from the vent. She bounced him on her hip, glaring at her husband. “Isn’t it bad enough you got us banned from the winter festival after the incident at the axe throwing station?”

“Hey, I said the Charles version!”

“No, you said ‘other buckets’ twice, and then ‘mother fuckers’ the last four times, and the kids started cheering it.”

“Oh. Right. That was bad”

She sighed, annoyed but understanding. Being a full time dad was making Jake a little stir crazy. He’d been so calm about leaving the force, had been taking such great care of Mac, that she could ride out some Die Hard antics. Especially since her first couple weeks at her new job had pushed her to stress level two, and she had wandered the apartment singing You’re a Grand Old Flag over and over while braiding her hair. Jake had taken a video; it was like watching a found footage horror movie.

So she said firmly, “You are not putting our son in a vent ever again, and we are not sending those pictures to our parents.” She shifted Mac to the other hip and held out her hand for the phone. “But we can send them to the nine-nine group chat. Are they cool?”

“They are so cool,” Jake gushed, rushing to show her.

A few minutes later, they’d picked out a pic, edited it to have Mac saying “Yippee kayak, mother buckets,” and sent it to their friends. Amy had to admit, it was a little epic.

[kayak-lmao]

uh ok this is a tad bit scary for me but

I wanted to officially say that I'm genderqueer. I don't know anything further than that, still trying to figure it out. Maybe I'll never figure it out. But I'm definitely not cis.

Sticking with Any/All, but I would like it if more people used he and it, as I've only heard she and they used for me lol

ANYWAYS UH THATS IT ^^

[cowgirlbeepboops]

TUMBLR STOP GIVING ME THE SNAPE POLL I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[best-curse-word-tournament]

yippee kayak other buckets >:)

[alswrites]

Joey: Yippee kayak other buckets!

Yugi: you made it! And you completely botched the catchphrase!

Joey: No, I'm pretty sure I said it right.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Me when yippee kayak other buckets

[veggiefritterz]

Bro that's insane 🤯🤯🤯🤯 you revealed your voice and it's something!!!!!! This gives me the confidence to want to reveal my voice!!!! Wahoo hooray yippee!!!!!!!!

yippie kayak!!! glad i could do that i suppose definitely not whag i intended but this is such a win!!!