#yh no i promise they are real ....

[thatsuncleharrytoyouyoungman]

talking irl about ur tumblr mutuals as international friends is all fun n games until u have to say their name ....

[bethelighthalazia]

Family Vacation

Summary:  You, your daughter and your husband spend the first day of a week's vacation together with the other members of ateez at a zoo.

Genre: fluff

Pairing: husband!wooyoung x fem!pregnant!reader

Word Count:  1636

Warnings: none?

networks: @mirohs-aurora-society

[note: this is part of a mini-series for dad!ateez]

HJ, SH, YH, YS, S, MG, WY, JH

© by bethelighthalazia. Do not repost, copy or translate. Unless stated otherwise, those works are mine and born from my own ideas. I don't have any claim on the mentioned real existing Idols whatsoever.

The well deserved and highly anticipated group-vacation of one week was finally here. This time, Wooyoung and the other members had decided to spend the time in a somewhat secluded spot near the mountains. Hongjoong and Seonghwa had planned a surprise for Wooyoung, especially since he hadn't had much time to be around his family. 

You and Nabi, your and Wooyoung's three years old daughter, were waiting on the porch of the vacation home for the boys to arrive. When Nabi heard the laughter of her father, she couldn't contain her joy and jumped off the porch to run towards the men, giggling happily and calling for her daddy.

“Nabi! What are you doing here, my little butterfly?” Wooyoung asked when picking her up, a bright smile on his lips, looking around. “Eomma and I waited for appa! You bring all the samchons too!” She squeals with joy, already leaning towards her favorite uncle who quickly picked her out of Wooyoung´s arms. It didn't take long for Wooyoung to spot you on the porch, his gaze softening as he hurried over to you to help you up. “Careful, Jagi,” He hummed, pulling you into a gentle hug, making sure to not accidentally push too hard against your belly while doing so. “Please tell me that you didn't come here all alone with Nabi. You were careful and had someone help, right?”

“Wooyoung, baby. I am pregnant, not sick.” You chuckled, cupping his cheek before placing a kiss to his lips. He couldn't hide a little laugh, but then got cut by a loud squeak coming from your daughter. Both of you were quick to turn around, already panicked, but when you see Yunho holding Nabi and twirling around with her, you let out a relieved sigh. Wooyoung however was not as relaxed at this sight. 

“Yah, Yunho hyung! Be careful with her!” He shouted and with a roll of his eyes, Yunho let San take her from him. Nabi´s arms immediately wrapped around her favorite uncle´s arms, giggling and kicking her little feet, which sent one of her slippers flying right against the back of Hongjoong´s head. Wooyoung´s cackle startled you a bit, it is quite loud right next to your ear, yet you soon join in when you see the expression on Hongjoong's face, who seems to be indecisive between being angry or amused. Your daughter quickly hid her face behind her hands, giggling with joy. 

She's probably one of the most spoiled children in Korea, especially with Wooyoung as her dad and seven wonderful uncles, who would give her the world. Shaking his head, Wooyoung wrapped his arm around you to lead you over to the porch to sit down again, handling you with such love and care, as if he fears you could break in his hands. Admittedly, handling a three year old while being six months pregnant is a whole lot of work, but Wooyoung´s family always supported you and helped you wherever they could. 

“How are you, jagi? Has Nabi been very difficult?” Wooyoung asked quietly, sitting next to you to watch your daughter playing with the other members. Nabi´s giggles and happy squeaks reach your ears and you lean your head on his shoulder, his hand gently resting on your belly. “After this vacation, I´ll be home more, I promise.” And you knew that he meant this. Wooyoung always made sure to spend any free minute with you and Nabi, and if it was to just play with her, so you could rest. “Don´t worry, Woo. Nabi is not as bad as dealing with you, you know?” You chuckled, kissing him before he could protest.

“Eomma! Appa! Look, Joonie samchon made me a music again!” Your daughter squeaked as she came running to you and your husband, waving around her ipod that the guys gave her once and which Hongjoong constantly filled with new music for her; of course all of it child friendly and approved by you and Wooyoung. “And Jongi samchon singed!” “I can sing for you too, Nabi,” Mingi then laughed, but a pout replaced his smile when your daughter shook her head, her black locks swinging around. “Noo! Min samchon sounds scary when he makes his speakmusic.”

Her words let all the others burst out in laughter, even Mingi soon joined in. Yes, his rap probably can sound a bit scary for a child. “But he also can sing prettily, little butterfly.” Yunho chuckled, ruffling her hair with a happy smile while looking at you to check if you agree with it. “I´ll show you his music that's not scary, okay?” 

When Nabi nodded and then as she ran around on the gravelly path towards the house, she tripped and fell, staying in that position for a moment as if waiting for something, but before anyone could say anything, your daughter gets up, brushes the dirt off her legs and then smiles at San. “Look Sanie samchon! No ouchies. I'm a fighter like you!” She giggled, lifting her hands to show that she's not hurt, causing you to let out a breath of relief. In the beginning when she was even younger, Wooyoung would have jumped up and checked on her at the slightest bump, but by now, both of you were a little more relaxed in this.

“A fighter? I thought you're a princess, little sunshine?” Seonghwa chuckled, to which Nabi put her fists on her waist, pouting a little. “Princesses can fight too! Sanie samchon says that!” Your daughter spends so much time with all of the boys when they have time, she's been raised to be a very independent, yet loving and strong girl. “Ah, that's true. I forgot that. Did you know your Mingi samchon is a princess too?” The oldest of the boys asked with a grin, making your daughter giggle and run over to you, where she gets her princess crown out of her little bag so she could hand it to Mingi to put on.

“Yah, no one's allowed to look cuter or prettier than Nabi or y/n!” With a laugh, Wooyoung wrapped an arm around you, kissing your cheek gently, he's just relieved to be able to spend the next week with you, their daughter and his friends. Wooyoung loves you and wants to show you that, and unbeknownst to you, he's cleared at least two weeks around your due date in three months, just so he won't be missing the birth of your second baby. “Now let's unpack and then enjoy our vacation, alright? And don't you all dare to bother my pregnant wife to cook or anything!” He added, glaring at his members, who just rolled their eyes at these words. None of them were ever a bother for you, they usually just take over your tasks, so you could rest, which they do throughout this whole vacation as well. 

After Wooyoung and you had unpacked your things, Nabi had been with San the whole time, you all meet in the living area of the vacation home, where you see your three year old argue with Mingi about what you all will do first. He wants to visit the hot springs, Nabi however would like to go to the little zoo she saw on the way here. The final decision would be made by a game of rock paper scissors, which Mingi won, but your daughter truly had all the boys wrapped around her little finger. With a pout and some tears, the child quickly changed Mingi´s mind, which caused the other boys to laugh.

An hour later, the ten of you were walking down a small path, cherry blossoms around you and the sounds of various animals surrounding you all. Your daughter was switching between the other members to hold their hands while walking, your own hand constantly in the soft hold of Wooyoung's hand, fingers entwined. The giggles of your daughter only bring smiles to your faces, a chuckle escaping you, when Nabi drags Jongho after her to show him the red pandas in their enclosure. “Be careful, Nabi! Make sure to watch over Jongho, yes?” You called after her with a little laugh, amused by her enthusiasm, while walking over to a bench to sit down for a bit. “Hey, are you feeling well, y/n?” Seonghwa asked, when he followed you and Wooyoung to the bench, a small frown on his face in concern. “Yes, don´t worry please. I just didn't sleep a lot last night. A little rascal wanted to cuddle with me and snored a lot.” You chuckled, leaning back against the backrest and stretched your legs. 

Seonghwa just nodded and then went with Hongjoong to find something to purchase some bottles of water and some snacks, since you all forgot to get them before coming here. Wooyoung and you kept watching your daughter with Jongho, Yeosang, San, Mingi and Yunho, a content smile on your faces. Nabi is really just a mini copy of your husband Wooyoung, even their laughter is similar, but hers is more adorable and giggly than his. 

The day at the zoo kept being eventful and eventually, Nabi fell asleep being rocked in San´s arms while he carried her back to the car. Since you all ate dinner there, you decided to let her sleep on the way back to the vacation home, where San put Nabi to bed and you and Wooyoung cuddled up on the sofa, where both of you fell asleep soon as well. The others decided to not disturb the two of you and since the sofa was big enough to be comfortable, they placed a blanket over you before then heading to their own rooms, all of them too exhausted to do anything before going to bed as well. 

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[chrissturnsw1fe]

SWEETDREAMS

Chris Sturniolo

Warning: none just swearing and pure fluff

Summary: Chris and been a dick to you all day until you finally snap at him and he comes back later to apologise.

Chris had been in a mood since this morning he’s been dry and making you feel like shit all day. You guys have been together for a couple of months now and never had an argument. He’s currently out filming a car video with Nick and Matt hopefully he comes back in a better mood.

He’s been gone around an hour so you decided to message him to just see when he was going to be back home.

* message *

Do you know what time you’ll be home around?

Idk.

okay baby see you soon ❤️

yh 👍🏼

* end of message *

“I wonder what’s pissing him off” you speak to yourself. you wanted to pass time so you decide to clean up and do the dishes and have a shower , once your changed in your pjs you walk down the stairs and hear the front door open to see a very grumpy looking Chris walk in.

“hey baby” you smile at him

He ignores you and walks over to the fridge , wow that was rude you thought to yourself. You walk over to him

“Are you okay you seem angry about something”

“Omg can you get off my dick” he replied aggressively

You was so confused on why he was being like this it was starting to get on your nerves a lot. You was reminding yourself over and over again to not get angry.

“Gosh what’s a matter with you grumpy pants”

You let out a sarcastic comment he should know your joking until his flips on you out of no where,

“God just fuck off you annoying little bitch your always here like just go away and get out of my face”

That drew the line for you and you snapped back,

“You know what Chris I’ve done nothing but help you I clean the house for you because your lazy ass doesn’t. Yeah you go out and film with your brothers of course I’m gonna be clingy I barely see you anymore so fuck you too bro”

You feel the tears well up in your eyes but refuse to let me drop.

“Bro are you for real you seriously just called me bro”

“Yes I did now you take that Pepsi and shove it straight up your fucking ass see if that knocks some sense into you , you rude bitch boy”

You storm upstairs into the bedroom and slam the door shut and just start crying you don’t know what to do, one part of you feels bad , you’ve never snapped at Chris like that before, no you decided your gonna wait for him to apologise.

You go in the shower to release some stress off your back , you brush your teeth and get into your pjs to put a movie on and hopefully Chris would’ve decided to say sorry by then.

It’s been about 2 hours since the argument, you feel your eyes drifting off to sleep you check the time on your phone, it’s 11:32pm, you switched the tv off and nodded away to sleep.

Time skip (Chris’ pov)

I felt so bad for snapping at y/n like that I shouldn’t have said what I did, I check my phone and it’s 2am I choose to have a shower and do the the right thing.

After my shower I walk into the bedroom and see y/n sleeping, I walk over and get into bed,

“Hey baby you up”

She hums in the sleep

“I’m really sorry you was right I promise I’ll be better and I was just having a bad day I didn’t mean to snap at you the way I did please forgive me”

“It’s okay we all have bad days I understand just don’t take them out on me you know you can talk to me about it” she smiles at me

“I will thank you for always being here for me and also never call me bro again I did not like that” I laugh a little

She giggles at me “I won’t but let’s talk in the morning I’m tired”

I nod at her and bring her into my chest

“I love you”

“I love you more”

I smile and kiss her forehead as she drifts back off to sleep. Wow it feels like a weight has been taken off my back.

“Sweet dreams”

A/n: I hope you liked this it was my first fluff I’m open to any requests if you want some dm me.

[melinoelliones]

You had just watched Ellie lock lips with Dina from across the room, what to do now....

MINORS DNI/AGELESS BLOGS DNI/ANTI DC DNI/18+

Kinktober 2023 Masterlist

Warnings: Strap-On, rough sex, jealousy/toxic (kinda), cursing, drugs and alcohol, no prep!! Fem Reader

1.9k words

This is a little off character but BARE WITH ME, PLEASE IM A STAR I PROMISE! I’M A ELLIE LOVER!! MAJOR ELLIE LOVER!!!!!

“No way? There’s no fucking way?” you growled, watching the girl you were semi-dating kiss Dina. What was even going on here? One second you were on a couch smoking with a friend, the next you were face to face with the unimaginable.

Tonight was the night of the big party at the base, you were all very much under the influence but the vibes were perfect, until just then that is. You both had even come to the party together, Ellie had only got up to grab you a drink, now she was kissing her friend in front of your eyes. 

“I’m surprised she’d do that to you honestly, I wouldn’t let that slide” your friend chimed in, a hidden grin on her face as she picked back up her drink, her eyebrows high almost coaxing you to “do something about it”. What could you do, you guys weren’t even a proper couple. 

As you questioned yourself as to if you should leave, Jesse strolled past, taking a seat in Ellies original spot which had probably gone cold due to how long she was with Dina at the kitchen island. 

“What’s up? You seem a little low, did the weed hit ya or did you see that scene in the kitchen?” he chuckled awkwardly, nudging you softly, “oh so you saw that– guess we are both in the same boat then”, you exhaled, shifting your weight onto him, hand resting on his thigh unintentionally.

“Guess so, I’m not even sure how to react right now, didn’t expect that at all considering what me and Dina were just upstairs doi~ err I mean since we’re together”, “yh THAT’S what you meant to say” you rolled your eyes jokingly, leaning closer into Jesse as you sighed. 

“Yeah…. Well I think this is my queue to leave”, before you could even turn to your friend who had just abruptly gotten up, you and Jesse both slipped back, him now towering over you on the coach as your back hit the arm.

“Ah fuck, sorry I was leaning on her with my full body weight” you spluttered, face heating up from the embarrassment, he was so close to you, his face merely a few inches from yours, “aha no you’re good, I got no balance myself” he admitted, his eyes scanning every inch of yours. Maybe it was because you were both under the influence but it felt like the entire interaction lasted minutes whereas in reality it was a few seconds, even as these thoughts ran through your brain you were both still in the same position.

“I erm, sorry let me help you”, “t~thanks Jesse ” you replied, his arm pulling you up by your waist. Just as you were about to let him move his hand you felt a fiery presence, and it didn't take a scientist to figure out exactly who it was.

Glancing up, you could see Ellie, cup in hand accompanied by a scowl like thunder planted on her face, “What are you doing?”. “It’s not what it looks li~” “No one was talking to you Jesse ” she sneered, eyes never leaving yours. “Are you for real right now?”, a smile of utter shock emerging on your face as you scoffed, “this isn’t funny, at all really.”

Was she really getting mad right now as if she wasn’t tongue deep in her friend's mouth like 5 minutes ago? You hadn’t even done anything, yeah maybe you shouldn’t have been so up close with Jesse but at least you didn’t kiss this guy, and the position you were both in was a total accident anyway. 

Jesse silently yet stiffly shuffled away as you continued to have what almost felt like a staring contest with the girl, her anger rising every second but you refused to back down. “We are leaving…. now”, she demanded, grabbing your arm to make sure you followed behind.

As mad as she was, you could feel how soft her touch was with you however the urgency was still there. You followed in silence as you both left the party and headed towards her house, you could almost hear her muttering to herself as you reached her door.

Strolling through with absolutely to care in the world she slammed the door behind you, her cold stare almost piercing through your back. “So that’s how it is huh, I leave for 5 minutes and you go about getting all cozy with Jesse?”.

What was she talking about? He was just holding your waist, she was kissing a whole other woman. Your mind couldn’t even really comprehend what was going on due to your anger and the drugs. 

“So now I can’t be close to boy friends?”, “What is up with you tonight, we were fine when we got there” she asked, still facing your back as you refused to face her. “What’s up with ME? You kissed a whole woman in front of my face, am I supposed to sit there and be chill about it?”, you spat, taking a few steps towards her bed. 

“What are you talki~ OH you saw that? Is that really why you’re acting this way? Grow up”

“The fuck you mean, grow up? Who do you think you’re talking t~”, Ellie cut you off as you tried to finish your sentence, pushing you back harshly onto the bed.

“Are you jealous? Maybe even upset that Dina got the first kiss of the night perhaps?” Ellie snickered, her body hovering above, her face barely centimetres from yours. You had to admit, being under her always had an effect on you, even while pissed off she was hot.

“Far from it, but it seemed like you looked a little jealous when Jesse was sitting with me, his arm around my waist while our bodi~”, you teased before Ellie cut you off, her cold lips catching you by surprise as you attempted to follow her rough rhythm.

You watched as Ellie broke the kiss angrily whilst attempting to catch your own breath, the taste of the alcohol she drank lingering in your mouth, “God you’re so annoying when you try to piss me off, but fuck you look so good doing it” she groaned, sauntering over to her drawers, rummaging through them with no rhyme or reason. 

Just as you attempted to get up you were met with her face once again, this time a harsher expression spread across her face. “Is this what you wanted huh? First you dress all skimpy to our friend's party, then you get all up close with a guy you don’t even like. It’s almost like you set out to make me jealous from the start” Ellie spat, the venom of her words just rolling off the tongue as she unbuckled her jeans, your body almost tingling from the narcotics.

“But if you really wanna know I had hoped you wouldn’t see that. Dina was super drunk, I was helping her sober up and when I went to grab you a drink she kissed me. I’m going to assume you immediately stopped watching though as you missed the part where I pushed her away and cussed her out”.

She’s not wrong, you had stopped looking after you saw the kiss, that girl's tongue in her mouth was enough to make you want to hurl, but wow you now felt silly. She scoffed, her eyes never even bothering to meet yours, as she began to attach one of the largest straps she owned to the already tightened harness she had been wearing the whole night under her jeans. 

“Oh, I apologise, I didn’t even realise”, you sympathised, attempting to get up before Ellie pulled your legs to her waist, your skirt landing on your stomach putting your lower half on show, your soaked underwear earning a slight groan from her. “Nuh uh, where do you think you’re going?”.

“I may forgive you but I’ll still give you what you deserve” the girl groaned, running her calloused hands against your side “and what do I deserv~ ah fuck Ellie” you hissed, your body jolsting backwards as pushed past your underwear and into your sopping core, the strap disappearing completely inside of you. 

“Atta girl, you got it, so fucking wet for me already” She grinned, letting your walls adjust to the size, all your words slowly coming back to you. “P~Please Ell”, “Please what baby? Use your words” Ellie purred leaving a trail of small kisses along your neck, your needy body twitching with every one. “Please f~fuck me” you answered as she pulled up one of your thighs to open you up.

“That’s what I like to hear, of course I will” the girl smirked, crashing her lips back into yours as she rode her hips into yours, allowing the crown to kiss your sweet spot with precision, she didn’t want you to lose yourself too fast. With every thrust she swallowed down your sweet moans and curses, every stride feeling like pure heaven due to the drugs effects, her free hand caressing your cheek.

“F~Feels so good” you choked out, the strap filling every inch of you, “I know baby, it's a-almost like I can feel you clenching around this thing” she grunted, her strides losing momentum ever so slightly as the fabric from the harness grinded against her needy clit.

Nothing but pants and moans filled the air, both of you feeding off of the anger and jealousy that was radiating off of one another. “Ellie, I~I’m so close, please” you sobbed, the coil in your stomach as tight as could be, “already?” she laughed, your furrowed eyebrows telling her everything she needed to know.

“C’mon then, cum for me baby” she cooed, eyes focused on you as she rutted into you with full force. Her momentum slowing down as you grabbed her closer, lapping your lips across one anothers whilst you pulled her waist into you with your legs around her waist taking the entire strap, “you want me that bad” she joked biting your lip resulting in another moan from you whilst you came.

Your hips rocked back and forth as your walls tightened around the strap riding out your orgasm, the burn in your stomach cooling down as Ellie groaned, reaching her own high as the rigid harness straps tightened allowing her swollen clit to continue rubbing against it harshly.

“F~Fuck babe, if you keep doing that I won’t be able to keep standing” the girl jested, her legs trembling as you untied yours from her waist, your body breathless whilst she slowly pulled out making sure to take in the sight of her now white coated strap. 

“Wanna clean it off for me?” she hinted, sitting you up and lowering the dripping cock to your lips as you stuck your tongue out with a nod. “Good girl, just like that” Ellie whispered, a smug look on her face as she watched your tongue lap the length of it, cleaning it off just as she wanted before letting it drop to the floor. 

“Now c’mere baby” the girl smiled, pulling you into another kiss, the taste of you in her mouth returning her on ever so slightly. The night may be in full swing but it was just the beginning for you both, after all the drama all Ellie wanted was you to herself, and she had full intentions of showing you exactly that.

[whyse7vn]

MIDLIFE CRISIS -

[ ot7 x reader ]

JIMIN OLD ERA

8 participants - 8 online

———————————

namjoon: why are you guys so quiet today

what did you do??

just tell me so i can fix it pls and thx

hobi: idk I’m at the studio

y/n: omw to the studio so idk x2

jk: i am at home

tae: i am also at jungkooks home (and y/ns i would never forget u my queen i love ur house) maybe yoongi got into a fight again idk

yoongi: i am watching tv

not fighting

that was one time

hobi: didn’t you break woozi’s nose literally last week and harassed scoups a week before that?

jin: he also did knock out that one staff guy last month

namjoon: he did

and luckily when the guy woke up he couldn’t remember anything and didn’t sue

yoongi: you know about all that?

stop stalking me

freaks.

hobi: people talk yoongi!!!

tae: AND HE PUNCHED ME YESTERDAY

y/n: YOU BROKE WOOZI’S NOSE??????

tae: ok but yoongi also punched ME like who even is woozi when he’s at home????

yoongi: me but if i was ugly homeless untalented and had a broken nose

jin: yoongi is woozi’s evil twin

y/n: WHAT DID WOOZI EVER DO TO YOU??

yoongi: idk a woozi

namjoon: we are getting off track

jimin jin what did you do??

jimin: NOTHING I SWEAR IT WASN’T ME LITERALLY MAKING A SANDWICH RN

jin: i was cleaning haven’t done anything promise

namjoon: who is lying to me

pls tell me i really don’t have time for this rn

y/n: i vote jimin why is he shouting never trust a man that shouts

also tae get the fuck out my house rn

and can i get a little context about this woozi situation….

tae: cant wait for u to come home #sleepover

jimin: ITS NOT ME I SWEAR ALSO I THINK I BROKE MY PHONE I CANT TAKE CAPSLOCK OFF HELP

I VOTE JIN CUZ FYM UR CLEANING

jin: it means i me cleaning?

is he stupid? anyways i vote y/n cuz she’s a sick little liar and is probably causing problems

y/n: i’m literally in a car rn i’m not doing anything

YOONGI ANSWER UR PHONE RN

yoongi: read my message i sent you :3

hobi: i vote tae

jk: same

tae: wtf jungkook

jk: sorry u are taking real long in the toilet for all i know you could of jumped out the window and stabbed 46 people

tae: no cuz ur so right

but i haven’t btw namjoon if ur wondering

namjoon: ur all stressing me out

stop arguing

and NO sex talk please

jimin: ??????

yoongi: who is arguing?

jin: and who is talking about sex?

namjoon: oh

um okay

cool

good

yoongi: freak

hobi: yoongi about to send u this song listen to it pretty pls with a cherry on top >.<

yoongi: k

jk: guys pls someone bring me bread

i ate all my bread

y/n: will get some on my way home

yoongi i stg answer ur phone

jk: blushing

yoongi: :3333

jimin: PLS SOMONE HELP ME HOW DO I FIX THIS

jin: it’s probably a issue in ur settings

maybe idk

have you checked?

jimin: WILL DO THAT

namjoon: this feel extremely wrong

is everyone ok?

hobi: yes yes

yoongi: 👍🏻

jimin: YEAH

tae: yh

jin: yup

jk: yes mr namjoon

y/n: ofc !!

but woozi is not can we pls address the woozi situation yoongi did NOT answer me

namjoon: okay

why do i feel like something is wrong then

everything is wayyyyy to calm

it’s like

domestic almost

in a strange way

its unsettling

jin: then settle? idk what to tell you

jk: domestic malewife 🥺

my dream

y/n: ????

namjoon: no one is threatening to kill anyone

ur not taking about sex

nothing about feminism

or tae being broke

no jk vs yoongi

jin vs jimin????

hobi isn’t singing

no drug talk

and not one of you is on drugs right now??

guys be fr

what’s wrong?

jk: do you want me to get high rn??????

i can do it

if you want

i can

just say the word

namjoon: no wtf???

i would LIKE if you guys told me what the fuck you’re hiding from me

jin: let’s talk about what UR hiding joon

y/n: OMG WHY ARE WE NOT CONCERNED THAT YOONGI BROKE WOOZIS NOSE LIKE HELLO?????

namjoon: what i’m hiding????

i’m not hiding anything

jimin: IS IT FIXED NOW GUYS?

tae: when life gets tough you need to fix yourself

or you won’t be fixed

jk: woah

yoongi: what?

hobi: it’s cold as fuck toady

y/n: HIS NOSE HELLO??? ITS BROKEN

jk: tell him to fix it

because if he doesn’t fix himself he won’t be fixed

tae: the way jungkook just gets it 🥺

jin: don’t lie kim namjoon

namjoon: i really don’t know what ur talking about but ok??

anyways u guys are still bothering me but not in a i want to bash my head against a wall sense like normal

but in a are they being held at gun point sense

can you all snap out of it??

jk: don’t bash ur head joon

namjoon: im not

that is my problem

yoongi: sounds like you are

namjoon: you guys did something real fucked up didnt you that’s why ur acting like this

you can tell me

i wont get mad

hobi: ok can you shut up ohmygod

jimin: LITERALLY JOON UR GREAT AND ALL BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PLS SHUT THE HELL UP

jk: can you not shout pls ur scaring people

jimin: I CANT HELP IT

jk: sorry i’m just a ugly pig then

yoongi: ur so dramatic

tae: don’t worry kookie small men often carry a large amount of rage that’s why jimin is shouting

don’t take it personal

jimin: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME??

y/n: ok so you guys really don’t gaf about woozi???

jk: what is that???

yoongi: literally

tae: y/n can you also buy cheese for us when you come back

jk: cheese 🤤

y/n: whatever….

namjoon: wow ok

so

i’ll just go then?

jk: baiiii ^^ 💞✨

namjoon: no this feels so wrong

y/n: go take a nap joon

hobi: bros just yapping away like 💀

tae: GO

namjoon: did you guys kill someone?

be honest with me im begging

jin: maybe if we ignore him he’ll go away

jimin: fixed my keyboard

thank god amen #lifeisgood

namjoon: guys

jk: i’m a man not a guy

yoongi: what

hobi: do you think maybe this is his midlife crisis?

jin: i thought the whole rap monster thing was his midlife crisis

y/n: he was like 18 then?

jin: i didn’t expect him to live long

jimin: start of life crisis

tae: maybe namjoon himself is the crisis

namjoon: you guys are my crisis

y/n: we haven’t even done anything

namjoon: can you guys do something

hobi: ur really loosing it

namjoon: don’t make ME do something

hobi: wtf is namjoon threatening me rn?

jimin: what is the worst namjoon can do be fr

namjoon: i have like 127 snipers on ur house rn shut the fuck up

jimin: wtf???????

y/n: nct core

namjoon: me y/n and tae had a threesome

jk: WHAT??????????????

jin: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

jimin: oh my actual god

tae: I HIT I HIT GUYS I DID IT ALL OF YOU THAT PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL LOOK AT ME NOW LOOK AT ME

namjoon: but that’s not the first time we fucked

minus tae ofc

tae: wait what

hobi: oh wow

namjoon: on jungkooks birthday last year

yoongi: laughed

namjoon: and at a sleepover we all had at yoongi’s house

yoongi: oh

jk: WHAT THE FUCK

y/n: i am going to kill you

namjoon: i have almost asked her to be my girlfriend

y/n: what

namjoon: on multiple occasions

jk: THIS HAS TO BE FAKE OMGSHH2£:£!£3:;&;’cmnfkknfmfnc

y/n: namjoon

namjoon: i’ve tried to get taehyung kicked out of the group a total of 29 times

tae: WHY WTF

????

OMG

BETRAYAL OF THE CENTURY

WHAT THE HELL

jin: LMAO that’s crazy as hell

namjoon: i have never eaten a single dish jin has ever cooked for me

jin: ARE YOU SICK?????????

I SLAVE AWAY IN THE KITCHEN

AND FOR WHAT???

FUCKING UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT

NEVER COOKING FOR U AGAIN

WOW IM SO PISSED

FUCK YOU

UGLY FUCK

namjoon: when we debuted i believed jimin was the ugliest man i had ever seen and felt physically ill when people would flirt with him because wtf were they seeing??

jimin: WOW

WOOOOOW

wow

that’s crazy actually

do u even fw us be honest

hobi: definitely fw y/n that’s for sure!!!

ok i’m sorry i didn’t mean it i don’t want to know what you have to say im sorry i just saw the opportunity PLS IM SORRY IM SORRY

namjoon: ur mother used to send me money so i would hang with you

hobi: ur telling me our sunday bonding days weren’t actually sunday bonding days 🥲

namjoon: i wanted to shoot myself in the head

jimin: what the actual fuck is happening

jk: HES LYING HES LYING THERE IS NO WUAYS HES LYINGGGGGGG

namjoon: why would i be lying?

y/n: namjoon you need stop talking

yoongi: namjoon kill yourself

jk: YEAH KILL YOURSELF

namjoon: thank you

jimin: this is by far the craziest degradation kink i’ve ever seen

namjoon: argue

yoongi: you want us to argue?

are you high?

jk: HES HIGH HE IS I KNOW IT

HE WOULDNT SAY ALL OF THAT SOBER

tae: waittt namjoons first high 💞💞💞💞

jimin: that makes sense

he don’t even know what he’s talking about rn lmao

not even mad anymore

i’m happy for u bro

namjoon: no i definitely do know what i’m talking about

i just want you guys to act normal

tae: it’s okay ur doing great joonie

namjoon: I AM NOT HIGH STOP

y/n: you have to be cuz wtf

jk: im confused

namjoon: shut up

jk: why is namjoon fighting me

namjoon: i literally slept with y/n

jk: STOP IT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

PLEASE

jin: IDC IF HES OFF FUCKING COKE RN

he’s actually so fucked up and insane for saying that TO ME LIKE TO ME MY COOKING ARE YOU INSANE??????

what a SHIT leader…

hobi: i think maybe he needs to hug a tree rn

stay grounded or smth

yoongi: bro is off the trees rn wydm

namjoon: i am “off” absolutely nothing rn maybe i’m just really concerned for you all

and maybe just maybe it’s you guys’ fault for making me have to act and talk insane so YOU GUYS can act and talk insane and make me feel at peace in life

you made me like this

all you do is cause me stress

this is ALL UR OWN FAULT

tae: i am NOT reading that essay 😭

jimin: omg we are all literally being gaslit by kim namjoon rn what the actual fuck is life

namjoon: im sick of you all

ur ageing me

y/n: i think ur ageing urself tbh

hobi: life goes on man…

tae: tbh i think namjoon is going through a bad trip rn

like tell me he doesn’t sound high as hell

jimin: you’ve actually lost it namjoon

hobi: it was bound to happen

tae: it’s okay just hold ur breath until you pass out and when u wake up you’ll be fine

that’s how i stop a bad trip

namjoon: I AM NOT HIGH FOR THE LAST TIME

jk: that’s what i say when i’m high

just saying

yoongi: this is definitely that midlife crisis

namjoon: why are you not freaking out about me literally having sex with the girl your in love with

yoongi: ur high and idc

jk: I CARE

i don’t believe you joon 😡

y/n: this is not life rn…..

hobi: are all four of you not in love with her wow thats kinda insane

y/n rizz go crazy

jimin: why don’t you all just like idk

date????

hobi: omg wait i wanna date too don’t leave me out this time 🥺🫰🏼

yoongi: i’ll pass

MY girl idk if you get that or not

jimin: but she’s-

ok

whatever

ur all fucked up idc

might as well all fuck but fuck me right???

ur girl no ur so right i need to just shut my mouth

sighs looks left looks right

idiot

namjoon: you all make me sick

jimin: literally do not care

jk: do you need a hug namjoon?

namjoon: absolutely not shut the fuck up

jk: oh 🥲

yoongi: so ur just really fucking mean high?

sucks

namjoon: IS HELL FROZEN OVER YOONGI BASICALLY JUST DEFENDED JUNGKOOK LIKE WHAT????? GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS???

hobi: who sold you this weed man..

we need to get them

jimin: he probably got sold cocaine got told it was weed and took it all

jin: yikes

sleep it off joon!!

namjoon: I HATE YOU ALL

omg

guys

i’m going to kill myself

….

now you say good or like do it or we won’t miss you

jin: who hurt you??

namjoon: YOU GUYS DID

YOU GUYS DO

ALL THE TIME ACTUALLY

WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING THAT NOW

jk: he wants us to tell him to kill himself?

namjoon: YES

y/n: he’s actually loosing his mind wow

hobi: he’s literally on another universe rn

jin: i’ll actually kill you instead of telling you to kill urself how about that!

namjoon: SHUT THE HELL UP

yoongi: does he want us to argue or stfu??? i don’t get it anymore

y/n: ur really like being insane rn joon

jimin: this a high that NEEDS to be slept off…

namjoon: there is no way u guys are being fr rn…

you guys are fucking with me

WHY IS IT AN ISSUE WHEN I SAY SOMETHING OUT OF LINE

hobi: you said MANY things out of line

namjoon: BUT YOU GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT HOW TAE HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM GIRL IN ALLEY FOR FREE FOOD AND NO ONE SAYS SHIT?????

tae: THAT IS NOT TRUE BTW

NAMJOON TELL THEM ITS NOT TRUE

namjoon: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY AT EACH OTHERS THROATS EVERY DAY AND WHEN I QUESTION WHY UR ALL BEING NORMAL I GET LOOKED AT FUNNY???

y/n: this is us normal?

I WAS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT HOW YOONGI BROKE MY FRIENDS NOSE IS THAT NORMAL TO YOU???

tae: namjoon just used that fake scenario as an example IT IS NOT TRUE

namjoon: everyday you all push me closer to suicide

yoongi: ok?

idk what you want us to do at this point

namjoon: i don’t know either

yoongi: ok??

namjoon: ok

jk: OK 😋

namjoon: i think i’m gonna go now

namjoon left “JIMIN OLD ERA”

jimin: lmao i NEED to find out what he’s smoking that was crazy

—

i hate this actually.

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[wooyoungisbaby]

Mark your first choice in each category, with bold or a funky colour and reblog/repost :) Note: || marks a new bracket Tag some people too if you'd like!

Albums

Main series || Treasure · Zero: Fever · The World �� Golden Hour

Treasure series || All to Zero · Zero to One · One to All · All to Action · Action to Answer

Fever series || Part 1 · Part 2 · Part 3 · Epilogue

The World series || Movement · Outlaw · Fin: Will

Japanese releases || Shift the Map · Map to Answer · Into the A to Z · Beyond: Zero || Dreamers · Limitless || Paradigm · Not Okay

Other releases || Season Songs · Let's get Together || Kingdom: Who is the King · Don't Stop · Spinoff: From The Witness

Songs

Vibes

Bright || Eternal Sunshine · Wave || Illusion · Aurora || If Without You · Time of Love || Dreamers · Dreamy Day ||  Celebrate · Light || Stay · Blue Summer

Simply epic || HalaHala · Say My Name || Answer · Wonderland || Treasure · Fireworks

Resistance™ || Guerilla · Halazia || Cyberpunk · Wake Up || Outlaw · New World · This World

B) fun times || Crazy Form · The Real · Thanxx ||  Bouncy · Work

Swag tbch || Matz · Pirate King || The Leaders · Win · Rocky || To The Beat · Emergency || Django · Arriba || Blind · Shaboom

Yearning || Be With You · Utopia · Take Me Home || Mist · Turbulence ||  Dazzling Light · Silver Light || Empty Box · Not Too Late

Frenzied || Inception · HalaHala ||  Desire · Precious · Horizon ||  Siren · Not Okay

Hopeful, optimistic || Sunrise · My Way || Better · Still Here || Not Too Late · One Day at a Time || Good Lil Boy · Let's Get Together · Limitless

Genres (idk shit about genres, i got help from here)

Moombathon || Wave · Dreamers || Let's Get Together · Promise · Stay

Ballad || Be With You · Everything || Not Too Late · Star 1117

Synth || Cyberpunk · Take Me Home || Silver Light · This World · Diamond

Rock || Guerilla · Rocky || Wake Up · Dancing Like Butterfly Wings

Various types of hip-hop || Illusion · My Way · Thanxx || Outlaw · Emergency || Django · The Leaders

Double title tracks on the same albums

Pirate King · Treasure || Illusion · Wave ||  Thanxx · Inception || Eternal Sunshine · Deja Vu || Turbulence · The Real

Units and solos

Unit songs || Matz · IT's You || Everything · Youth

Mingi songs || Untitled · Tunnel

Jongho songs || Wind · Gravity || A Day · A Fairytale of Youth

Seonghwa covers ||  At My Worst · Angel Baby Yeosang covers || Hug Me · Don't You Forget About Me || To My Puberty · Crush · Only Then

Hongjoong covers + song  || Space Oddity · Starman ||  Black or White · Purple Rain · Billie Jean || Numb · Lemon Tree || So Long Time · Draw & Draw ||  Last Christmas · Cupid · A Walker

Other covers  || それがあなたの幸せとしても (YH) · Etham 12:45 (WY) || Dear Name (CS, JH) · Breathe (CS)

Choreography

Bouncy · Say My Name ||  Thanxx · Work || The Real · Crazy Form || Wave · Eternal Sunshine || Aurora · Illusion ||  Inception · Deja Vu || Answer · Wonderland · Fireworks || Halazia · Guerilla || Treasure · Pirate King || Be My Lover · Black Cat Nero || Rocky · Limitless ||  Not Okay · Paradigm || IT's You · Youth ||  HalaHala · Cyberpunk ||  Silver Light · Utopia || Django · Arriba · Outlaw ||  Good Lil Boy · Dancing Like Butterfly Wings || Horizon · Sector 1 · Desire

MVs

Pirate King · Treasure ||  Illusion · Eternal Sunshine ||  Deja Vu · Inception ||  Answer · Say My Name || Bouncy · Work ||  IT's You · Youth ||  The Real · Crazy Form · Thanxx || Guerilla · Halazia || Wonderland · Fireworks || Wave · Turbulence ||  Hala Hala · Don't Stop ||  Aurora · Promise || Rocky · Limitless || Paradigm · Not Okay ||  Dreamers · Utopia || Black Cat Nero · Be My Lover

Eras

Put the members' names by your favourite eras for them :) Pirate King [] · Say My Name [] · Wave [] · Wonderland [] · Answer [] · Inception [] · Fireworks [] · Deja Vu [] · The Real [] · Turbulence [] · Guerilla [] · Halazia [] · Bouncy [] · Crazy Form [] · Work []

Who owned each era? Pirate King [] · Say My Name [] · Wave [] · Wonderland [] · Answer [] · Inception [] · Fireworks [] · Deja Vu [] · The Real [] · Turbulence [] · Guerilla [] · Halazia [] · Bouncy [] · Crazy Form [] · Work []

The Lads

Bias || Seonghwa · Hongjoong · Yunho · Yeosang · San · Mingi · Wooyoung · Jongho

Dancer || Seonghwa · Hongjoong · Yunho · Yeosang · San · Mingi · Wooyoung · Jongho

Vocalist || Seonghwa · Yunho · Yeosang · San · Wooyoung · Jongho · (Hongjoong · Mingi)

Stage presence/performance || Seonghwa · Hongjoong · Yunho · Yeosang · San · Mingi · Wooyoung · Jongho

Rapper || Mingi · Hongjoong · (Seonghwa · Yeosang · Yunho)

Main ships/duos || Matz · Yungi · Jongsang · Woosan

Other popular dynamics || Woojoong · Woohwa ||  Seongsang · Sanhwa || Sansang · Woosang · Woosansang

Styling

hair unless otherwise specified

Hongjoong Mullet · Oreo || Blue · Orange || White · Red || Soft pink · Fireworks || Grey w/ bangs and eyebrow fun · Rainbow || Cheetah · White bowl cut

Seonghwa Pink · Blond || Sidecut w/ shaved design · Long || Red · Grey || Kingderland coat · Deja Vu zipper outfit ||  Vampire corset · Elle dress

Wooyoung Oreo · Red || Blue tinted · Blond || Pale purple · Dark blond || Hair band · Fur jacket

Jongho Red/Black · Dirty blond · Purple

Mingi Orange · Red || Hot pink · White || Grey · Oreo

San Black with turquoise · Black with red || Oreo · Pink || Red · Blue

Yeosang Mullet · Green highlighter || Pale pink · Hot pink || Blond · Oreo

Yunho Turquoise · Soft pink || Blond ombre · Red/Black || White · Silver

Kingdom performances

Symphony No. 9 · Answer: Ode To Joy || Wave: Overture · Rhythm Ta · The Real || Colours · Wolf · Love Poem

ty @hongjoongsgoat @leethinktherefore @sxcret-garden @babymbbatinygirl and @sillyspero for your inputs :))

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for breaking a promise by revealing a government secret?

Some background: In the city where this took place, adventuring guilds are under contract with the local government to explore a certain submerged dungeon. Part of the contract includes having to report all findings to the government.

I [22F] am the co-leader of an adventuring team. (For legal reasons, what I do on the high seas is my own damn business.) I started this team a while back, partnering with a foreign noble, SB [22M] as part of an agreement to help him explore this dungeon, in exchange for my crew and myself being legally allowed to stay in town by signing on to his guild as adventurers. The other members of our main exploring team are MZ [25M], AZ [28F] and YH [Robot NB].

Our team was able to make it deep into the dungeon. Along the way, we kept running into this lady, O [???F?] who gave us quite a few useful survival tips. However, from the moment our team first met her, I felt uneasy around her. Actually, that's an understatement - I knew, instinctively, I hated her, and I wanted nothing better than to see her suffer. Those feelings were later vindicated when she directed us into a trap to be eaten by fishes.

In fact, this was not my first rodeo - five years ago, I had joined another adventuring team, we had met O and were led into the exact same trap. All my teammates were slaughtered before my eyes, and I myself only barely survived. O attempted to finish the job, which also failed, but I developed amnesia from that attack. I had forgotten all about my previous life - my family, my friends, even my girlfriend who was killed in the trap - for the last few years, the memories only returning with this renewed attempt at our lives. (Also, SB and I were childhood friends, and his motivation for exploring the dungeon had been to solve the mystery behind my "death" and avenge me. Unfortunately, the last few years had sent him...spiraling.)

Anyway, all of us somehow survived, much to O's surprise, and she fled. With the backing of the government, we pursued her - to a city that everyone had thought lost, sunk below the waves in a major disaster 100 years ago. Apparently the people there were able to survive, and the city itself is maintained through incredible technology. Also, pretty sure all the inhabitants are robots. YH is actually a local, in fact, though they've been on the run for reasons.

Apparently, O had been killing people to make sure they didn't find this city. When she realised we were there, she frantically told us not to tell the government that the city was real. According to YH, it is the intent of the king there that the city must be kept a secret from the one above. Still recovering from a huge battle we'd just had against the city's guardian, we were pretty distracted and just agreed without really thinking too much. We just wanted to get things over with.

Fast forward to when we returned to the surface and met with the government official, F (100+F) we've been reporting to throughout. Apparently she's been wanting to find this city for almost her whole life. She was extremely desperate for information, especially with the knowledge that we had gone deep into the dungeon on the seabed. All of us had already had a horrible opinion of O, so we just told F about the city without hesitation.

AITA? We did break our promise to O almost immediately, and revealing government secrets is probably not a great move, but...it's O. A murderer who hasn't given us any reason to trust her motives again. Also, now the local government has decided to propose a truce with the undersea city. Things are looking pretty good so far. But what do I know?

[fangirlthreepointoh]

@NiaOracle on TikTok told people to drop their hot takes during the hiatus and since I'm merely a lurker and liker on TikTok, I've brought my thoughts to Tumblr instead.

First, for some context:

I'm completely a noob. For the longest time I was a buddie-in-law as I once saw a fanfic author refer to themselves. I'd never watched the show but I'd lurked in the Tumblr and AO3 tags. But this year I started watching from Season 1.

I haven't been able to make it through Season 6 episode 1 yet and then up to Season 8, but I have a general idea about what happens between then and the latest episode due to Tumblr gifs and edits and commentary.

That being said, here are some of my very warm (but not hot) takes (maybe some of them are just observations honestly):

On Abby

People (especially in fanfics) treat Abby as this horrible monster for what she did to Buck (and yh that was pretty messed up). However, I got the vibe watching Season 1 that Abby wasn't supposed to be Buck's love interest, but Buck was supposed to be Abby's love interest.

I got the impression that Abby was more of a main character than him, but then the actress chose to leave or they realized that Buck was well-loved as a character and decided to give him a bigger more serious role. Idk, I'm probably wrong because this show's writing always seems to be sending mixed signals (or I'm just not really good at reading them).

But that's my warm take on Abby. That we were meant to take her side and feel for her and not Buck, because he was just the hot, young guy who helped her find herself outside of her caretaker role for her mom and remind her that she was a woman. Clearly it backfired though if that’s what they were going for.

On Ana

Another thing is that a lot of fanfics imply that Eddie and Ana never had a physically intimate relationship and so I was genuinely shook when I got to the panic attack episode and she's all flirty in the suit store about dressing him up and she says she also likes the other thing.

I also don't understand why she's so heavily villainized in fanfic. Like she did everything right. She was never pushy. Eddie just didn't like her that much and that was NOT HER FAULT. I feel like that was the whole point. That their relationship was never about Ana to begin with. A literal it’s not you it’s me.

Also you mean to tell me Eddie never once called her Dr Flores??? Do Americans not call PhDs Dr or something? Or was it supposed to be clear that he wasn't all the way into her. Because if my partner were a doctor that was all I'd call them.

(Wait but isn't Karen a PhD too? I can't tell if that's canon or fanon. But if it is how has Hen not called her that. Like that is prime flirting real estate).

On Taylor

Speaking of villainized exes. It brings me to the Taylor of it all. Yes, her wanting to air the story on Bobby being high...messed up! And that's our first impression of her. So I understand why people were wary of her when she returned.

(On a completely irrelevant note, people interpret her interactions with Eddie in the beginning as him being jealous or territorial, but I honestly thought it was pretty flirty for a second. If l didn’t know better I’d have thought they were going to set it up as a rivalry between the best bros).

Buck inviting her to the double date with Albert and Veronica...also messed up. I saw the phone call and I just assumed he had explained everything to her and she was in on it. The second hand embarrassment was astronomical!

Again, her airing the story about Jonah after promising Buck she wouldn't, very dishonest. But I don't think people talk enough about how messed up what Buck did to her was in the whole Lucy situation. I'd never seen the kiss before I watched the episode and mate was soooo wrong for that. He did NOT shut it down like someone in a committed relationship should have done.

Also having Taylor end her lease to move in with him. Evil! Absolutely Heinous!

Was Taylor problematic? Yes! But so was Buck! They both messed up in that relationship. And honestly I feel like his mess up was worse.

Outside of all of that I thought they were really cute. Like whenever they teamed up? Power Couple! Also yh I get why people were not excited about her love confession, because we want to see Buck be loved out loud and intentionally and explicitly after the past he’s had. But I thought it made a lot of sense for her character and everything we’d just learned about her.

On Co-Parent Buck

Okay don't @ me for this one, but I saw this take recently and realized that I 100% agree. Buck is not a co-parent to Eddie. He's simply not. And I get why people think that, but if they were both women, I don't think anyone would bat an eye at how involved Buck is, they'd just assume it was a woman being “naturally nurturing”.

How I see it, Buck's just part of the village raising Chris. And in a lot of cultures, people who are not biologically related to you are part of that village. There are so many people who are not biologically related to me that I call Aunty and Uncle and for all intents and purposes, fulfill those roles in my life.

And I understand how some people might think those are parent roles, but they're just village roles. Like my aunt would take us out for pizza almost every Saturday night. And another aunt would fly into the country to babysit us some weekends. And my mom gave one of my cousins the period talk because she was at our house when her period came for the first time. Like that's just what it looks like to have adults in your life who love you.

Like there’s very little difference to me between Carla and Buck, based on what I’ve seen, except that Carla is being paid to be there and Buck has been there from day one of his own volition.

Like even Ana. I felt like she was Eddie’s girlfriend and a responsible adult in his life, but still definitely not a co-parent.

I’m really not sure how to articulate it. Because to me what Buck and Ana are missing with Chris, Bobby has with Buck. Idk. Maybe I’m just working on vibes or something.

Fanfic Buck on the other hand. Oh boy! He's a co-parent. Like he gets the last say, on discipline and values, and safety and teaching about life. Fanfic Buck is responsible for Chris in every way that a parent is, for sure.

On Buddie

Again, people are probably going to come for me for this take, but I'mma be honest, again I think a lot of scenes are looked at with shipping lenses. For example, the will.

Let's pretend Buck and Eddie were actually related. Cousins or something. So you can't think of them as romantic. I mean you can (if you want to because this is Tumblr) but let's try not to for the sake of this thought experiment.

I 100% would leave my child to my best friend/cousin if I had a problematic family. Like this child has spent more than half of his life as a sentient human in the care of this person. They're comfortable with each other. They love each other. They've been through so much together. To me that says a whole lot less about my relationship with my cousin/best friend than it does about my child's relationship with them.

Also I would claw at the dirt for my best friend/cousin. Like platonic love does produce that kind of grief and loss. I always get so angry when people imply that romantic love is like the pinnacle of love. No! Friends can love each other that much. Guys! That's his best friend! Like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t have done the same if it was Maddie.

Butttt if they were cousins....that kitchen scene??? Wanna' go for the title???? Incredibly sus! So y'all got me there.

And that other scene! Where Eddie tells the fire fam about Ana's family christening. And then they look at each other. Like, what was that????

Also...I saw this one on TikTok and in a fic once but Season 7/8 Chris for sure would not be on board with Buddie. That would be a literal nightmare for him. The boy who thinks all romantic relationships eventually end with the other person leaving you????? Him?? He'd be excited about Buck dating his dad?? You've got to be kidding me!

On the Shooting

I say this out of curiosity and not judgement, but why does everyone think that Buck and Eddie needed to talk about the shooting. What did they need to talk about exactly? I always thought it was something they could work through individually, because I feel like it was two different types of trauma. But that might just be revealing more about me and my mental health than anything else.

Hen Cheating

This isn’t even a lukewarm take. It’s just the truth. The Hen cheating story line was cheap and just a way to stir up drama. It was plain poor writing. It does not exist to me. It never happened.

This concludes my Ted Talk. My asks are open if you want to scream at me or with me. I'd love to hear everyone else's hot/warm takes too.

[donewiththisshitplsstop]

Funny how only Lando can engage in 'British Humour' but George, Lewis and Alex can't.

Edit: I'd acc gasp in shock if I ever saw someone describe Lewis saying something as 'British humor', most people don't even see him as British.

Edit 2: Also I feel like this applies to most of them but they're too privileged. They're just not real people. We're so outraged because this situation would be stressful in our world. Imagine you broke someone's phone and you didn't say sorry in fact you seemed quite pleased with yourself. If we broke someone's phone we wouldn't be able to replace it bcs money but also that person wouldn't be able to replace it bcs money. And the only reason people are defending lando is bcs in that world the stakes are so low but in our world the stakes are high and you wouldn't be defending me if I broke someone's phone and didn't even bother to apologise and just seemed amused by the situation. If I broke someone's phone I would be stressed because I owe someone a phone but I don't have the money.

Edit3 (Sorry): Also lando keeps saying stuff about people and it keeps being excused with oh but he's joking or he doesn't mean it. But for drivers like Lewis and Yuki even Alex and Zhou Guanyu those sorts of jokes can lead to racism and yh it kinda stings that he says that towards Lewis knowing that IF Lewis felt bad about it and tried to defend himself it probably would result in Lewis being called crymilton or a wanker. Like you kno when you criticism Lewis for the smallest crap it makes your racist fans go after him we've seen it when Max said stuff after Silverstone (sm racist comments had to be deleted from insta and twitter) and when Fernando had his issues with Lewis.

Edit 4 (One last thing I promise 😭): The consequences for 'joking' about Lewis is way less than if Lewis was joking about any other driver. That's why I feel like sm drivers just cannot keep Lewis' name outta their mouth bcs there are no consequences and no one cares. And the only ppl who do care and try to defend the only black guy in f1 get called a cult. But the people who defend ableism with 'Dutch humor' get called an army 🙄

[krewssleuth]

# — nothing, that was what I was.

Nothing.

I moved on from that bathroom, racing through the corridors, scanning the rooms for the familiar brunette. I shouted her name, my throat hurting from its over usage. Spotting her in a classroom, my heart dropped to the floor.

The nothingness in her eyes. No. No. No! "Gold! Gold, wake up! Please! I can't-" I begged, breaking into tears as I caressed her cold skin. This could not be real. My hot tears soaked her white shirt that was bloodstained, the tears seeping through it. I held her head next to mine as if it was our last hug, which it was on my end. "No! It wasn't real! Right? Please. Tell me, Gold! I! I don't." I took short, quick breaths in between my almost incoherent mumbles. I could feel my whole body numb as my heart ached. I could only scream in agony as I held her fresh, bloody carcass.

All I wanted was her warm embrace, calming me with her soothing voice. Oh, how she held me through sleepless, dreadful nights as the boring movie played in front of us. Her voice was as sweet as honey, maybe more. It's almost as though I could hear her lulling me to my dreamland, but it never happened.

I live through that same dream. Night, after night, after night.

I could only dream that I saved her in time, dream that we were just sitting in our dorm as we laughed until our stomachs hurt, and dream that nothing bad actually happened. Too bad. Nothing is what Funneh deserves. Nothing was how my heart felt. Nothing was me.

I never did deserve her. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

I am nothing.

Detective's Notes: yay, some funneh angst! guess the au and get a prize. it's, you guessed it, nothing! (i promise i don't believe i'm funny, don't sue me) i guess it's yhs coded but interpret it however you want. um, a bit inspired by the fnaf movie where mike gets the same dream. that's all. uh, byee!

[purpledaisiesthings]

I was a huge conic shipper but I love this whole thing going on with Billie and Conrad right now and I can’t wait to see them get together! There’s always been and will probably always be the debate about Nic and how Billie’s breaking the “ girl code” and what not 🙄 but I personally think Nic would be happy about it…Wdyt?

Ah yes 🙂 The whole "dating your dead best friend's husband" debate. I have thought about this alot so I have quite alot to say about this 😄🤭

I personally don't have a problem with this.

I think people are trying to bring in their own personal bias into it. There is nothing you say that will convince them. Some people have still not moved on from Nic's death, and nobody is good enough as Conrad's love interests. With some of the things I've seen people say, sometimes I ask myself if they have a problem with Billie as Nic's best friend or just Billie herself. They complain she's in love with her dead friend's husband and forget Conrad is in the equation, too. This man is fully in love with his dead wife's best friend. But somehow, their quarrel is mostly directed at only Billie.

First, people need to understand that this is a fictional story. I really do need to stress this over and over again. As much as we project and insert ourselves into the tv shows/movies we watch, sometimes it's nice to just watch a show for what it is. FICTION.

And even when I try to compare with real life like the way some have, I honestly see nothing wrong. Like I'm still trying to wrap my head around why this is so wrong.

Also, Nic is dead. I know we know this, but people need to move on now. We've mourned Nic's passing. It's time

I think the writers did an amazing job to keep Nic's memory alive with the two people who loved her to bits. They allowed Conrad to mourn Nic well.

They never disrespected Nic. It wasn't like they had a thing for each other while Nic was alive. It wasn't like they planned to fall in love. It wasn't like they jumped on each other first thing after Nic was gone. 5 yrs people. It took them 5 yrs to even get to a kiss. They went through a loss together, and they saw each other at their worst. That shit bonds you together whether you like it or not.

So yes, I do believe Nic would be happy for them. Nic wasn't selfish or vindictive. The two people she loved finding love with each other would make her happy. When they brought Nic back at the end of season 5, she's made him promise that after she was gone, he would find someone who loved him and Gigi as much as she did. She didn't put any caveat or conditions on it. Everything we've seen of Billie shows that she embodies this promise.

In this particular scenario, if you have a problem with your partner finding love again with your best friend after you're gone, I'm sorry, but you must be selfish. Especially when they've never disrespected you or your memory. These are supposed to be two people you love most in the world. Yh, you a hater 😏.

I mean, I don't know what else to say. I personally don't see anything morally wrong or see any "girl codes" broken because they have done nothing wrong. You can't even call it cheating cos Nic is dead. But that's just me 🤷🏾‍♀️

Like I said, no amount of talk and explanation would change some people's minds. They are set on their opinions, and everyone is entitled to it. It is what it is.

In the end, there are way more people for Billie/Conrad than the ones against.

Thanks for asking this 😊 I had fun ranting, Lol

[thatsuncleharrytoyouyoungman]

please dont unfollow me u hv to promise to stick arnd until next 5 yrs myb hopefully when i can move out n istg after tht i will be so normal u hv got to stick arnd for my mental glow up please promise me tht like this isn't the real me just give me a chance please ok yh

[painterlad71]

Its been 14 minutes im not chronically online i promise tyy for the tag <33

When i last cried - last night or maybe the one before, I'm not too sure, theres been a lot of awful shit recently.

Do i have kids - no, i think i want kids though. yes i think so.

Do i use sarcasm a lot - genuinely no but sometimes if im in the right mood i will look at someone and say the first thing that comes into my head. not in a mean way though.

Sports i play - i was always scared to as a kid and now i wish i had, i did archery for a bit but then i got lazy

First thing i notice about people - face i like faces theyre very intresting

Eye colour - grey or green

Scary movies or happy endings - happy endings i care about characters

Special talents - art singing yesterday i threw a rock and it broke so yh, super strength

Where were you born - uk london

My hobbies - art watching tv going on walks gossiping overthinking, i acctually hate the term overthinking bc it is that deep and if i concentrate hard enough i can see the infinity

My pets - i would love a cat today i went to a pet shop to look at the fish and honestly i now see the goldfish hype

I am how tall - i think 5 4. Disappointing.

My favourite subject - i really like art. Did i mention that. Art. Hehe. He.

Dream job - i want to be paid a lot of money to solve for x confuddling problems which have some kind of magical real life consequence. Or keeping animals company or painting.

@queerhairycowboy @estel-and-agape @lonelylesbian2 @lightningbee no pressure

When did you last cry? yesterday, I reread a sad fanfic and it ruined me once again

Do you have kids? no but I aspire to being the cool lesbian aunt (my family may be a teeny bit 'phobic)

Do you use sarcasm a lot? noooooo I wouldn never

What sports do you play? I Do Not (unless walking around town counts)

What's the first thing you notice about people? usually their height, unless I get gender envy from them in which case that

What's your eye color? gray with golden flecks, looks blue sometimes green sometimes gray sometimes

Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings!! except I also love good angst, so

Special talents? procrastinating on all my work and then finishing it in 0.003546 minutes right at the end (I'm doing it right now!)

Where were you born? USA (appalachia), I love and hate it here

What are your hobbies? video games, cooking (sometimes), game dev, 3d art, being unhinged on twt about tragic cannibal lesbians

Do you have pets? no

How tall are you? way too (6ft + a couple in)

Favorite subject in school? I was "a joy to teach" in most of my math classes

Dream job? I dream of not having a job! but if given unlimited free time I would make 3d art & video games & shitposts & maybe the odd short film. basically I must create things

uhhhhh @painterlad71 @shaka6331 @torkmatic if you wanna

[astronomical-bagel]

I want to start watching yhs but everything I’ve heard abt it has sounded batshit insane so far

listen, it really is. Every episode im absolutely flabbergasted by how fucked up it is. If it were made today I think every twitter person would immediately drop dead upon watching it. I'd only recommend it if ur okay with a lot of stuff and can watch things critically lmao. But! I'm really enjoying my rewatch, and I'm excited to learn more about Grian lore so if ur fine with problematic media, I'd definitely give it a shot!

[finelinevogue]

ink me

ig concept: harry is a tattoo artist and you are his gf (a lot of character names are made up friends of y/n or harry)

it’s a little r rated not much though

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h.tattoos work from today - minimalist tattoos are something that i never really like doing but i love how this one turned out.

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flowerhoney wow this is something special

mitchrowland nice going man

yourinstagram you’re too good baby <3

hstyles94 @/yourinstagram love u angel

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yourinstagram feeling good in my skin

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sarah.jones my favourite person👑

hstyles94 i’m so lucky <3 you’re beautiful

cara_kelly wow bestfriend is fkin hot

sugardadddy2754 Dm me baby i’ll be your daddy

hstyles94 @/sugardadddy2754 she’s already one fuck off

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kate_photographer Did a photoshoot with a couple, Y/N and Harry, last week and I can’t get enough of the resulting photos♥️

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hstyles94 thanks so much kate!

yourinstagram thank you kate! queeen <3

user053 damn they’re hot together

user490097 more pictures please wow

kate_photographer @/user490097 Keep your eyes out👀

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yourinstagram i got him a bracelet

8 comments

katiebailey you two make me feel so lonely

yourinstagram @/katiebailey u have a gf🧍‍♂️

hstyles94 i love you my forever

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cara_kelly actual goals

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hstyles94 shaky shaky

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mitchrowland cool tats H

hstyles94 @/mitchrowland dickhead

gemstyles_ looking cool bro

yourinstagram 🥺

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hstyles94 @/layla_peters no thanks :)

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mitchdoestattoos my favourite piece from today

58 comments

hstyles94 was this on the girl you proper fancied?

mitchrowland @/hstyles94 she was fit bro

mitchrowland @/hstyles94 mate she just commented…

holly_waters awe that’s me!! thank you so much mitch! i highly recommend this tattoo artist and shop it’s such amazing service and the art is beautiful 🤍

mitchdoestattoos @/holly_waters come back again sometime?

holly_waters @/mitchdoestattoos i just might ;)

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yourinstagram obsessed with my new bra

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hstyles94 how are u even real?

hstyles94 come over pls nd bring the bra

yourinstagram @/hstyles ur such a boy

hstyles94 @/yourinstagram but u love me?

grace.cooper ok ur beautiful

cara_kelly damn i’m in love with u

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kate_photography As promised, from my favourite shoot i’ve done; Y/N and Harry! Link here to see more…

208 comments

user0173 Very nice.

user0274 Really lovely work Kate!

hstyles94 such a good shoot :)

yourinstagram @/hstyles94 ;)

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hstyles94 my fucking baby

46 comments

yourinstagram hell yeah

yourinstagram now get of ig and come here

hstyles94 @/yourinstagram omw

user173 she’s so hot

hstyles94 @/user173 yh and she’s mine

[its-tie-kir-ra]

I hope you know that I really enjoy your video dunking on YH as a whole. I thought you explained things really well and was funny while doing it. And yes, unsurprisingly Moroha is the only good thing to come from YH, it's so true.

The thing about sessrin for me is that I was never gonna like it, regardless of how they handled it in YH, but I would've at least tolerated it if they handled it in a better way and if it at least added something to the plot. Like make it to where Sess and Rin don't see each for 10, 15 years AT ALL. Don't have Sess come visit her, don't have him leave her gifts, and don't have him "watch her from a far" or some bs like that. That way, he doesn't interfere w/ Rin's life and Rin can grow up with her own agency/personality that is completely seperate from Sesshomaru and his impact. And then have it be where maybe Rin, in her 20's, is traveling through an area one day (I imagine her becoming a traveling healer maybe) and she and Sessh just happen upon each other completely by coincidence. And THEN have that be when their "romantic" relationship begins.

It would never, rightfully and understandably, get rid of the controversy entirely, but it would at least minimize it.

But the way it's been handled makes me glad I stopped watching at episode 8.

Super glad you enjoyed! And yes, she is a treasure. We must protect her at all cost. It's hilarious that the Yashahime S2 writers clearly see that she's a major draw, considering how much attention she and Inukag have gotten this season (I will be complaining about these scenes in my S2 vid though, you have been warned).

So much about SessRin could've been fixed if they weren't so focused on Sesshomaru, and focused on Rin. Because you're right. It should be about her and her development before/if she gets together with Sesshomaru (and his development because he is not a grown-up but in this situation its Rin who is significantly under development let's be real here). Honestly, there could be an entire show about Rin struggling to pick between demons and humans. Any chance to repair the damage they did, they didn't do it. They could've ever have done some fixing with this season without changing anything from last season.

Like, imagine it. Rin gets out of the tree. Sesshomaru tells her to stay behind because she's still very weak. Rin watches him go, turns to Jaken as soon as he's out of sight and says come on. The next time you see her she's slinging arrows through Kirinmaru to protect her daughters, now in a demon hunter uniform of some kind, because of course she'd study archery/spiritualism living with Kaede. Sesshomaru is losing his shit because she's literally defrosting and she snaps at him that he's next. LIKE FUCKING IMAGINE. I just want her to smack him ONCE.

If the focus had gone from "you can't critique Sesshomaru-Sama at all because he's god's gift and knows best uwu" to "I'm so fucking mad at you, where are my girls, you promised to take care of them and one of them went missing for 10 years and you did nothing, WHERE ARE MY GIRLS", it would've changed the entire context of their relationship and showed that the power dynamic shifted spectacularly in the years since we saw them interact for more than a few moments.

It would've been ICONIC. I would've been screaming. And the moment that Rin sees her children, they're the focus. They're the ones she cares about. Put Sesshomaru in the dog house. I mean it. Make it clear that she's furious with him, even if it's just for a few episodes. She reunites with Kaede and Kohaku, making sure to give the relationship she would've had with them a proper acknowledgement.

I'm imagining Rin running all the way to Kaede's house, and hugging her and Kaede is emotional because she never thought she would see her again and getting the gear Kaede kept in a chest for her in case she came back. Have her spend time with her daughters. Make it clear that she had and has a life outside of Sesshomaru-Sama and she will be fine without him. Because she lost 14 years of her daughters lives. She will never get that back. She wasn't able to be there for them, and worst, he wasn't there for them.

Obviously, this wouldn't have been a total fix. This doesn't repair the bad writing from the start, and this doesn't fix the timeline issues (14 years? 20 years? Who knows), and obviously in this situation I'd want her to be drawn to look older. But it would be the appropriate response from the woman who never got to hold her children one fucking time. And don't start with the "historical accuracy, she would obey her husband" crap because Sango is also from the feudal era and she never had an issue telling Miroku exactly what she thought of him. And Rin probably spent a lot of time with Kagome and Sango, so the idea she wouldn't be influenced by them quite a bit is a stretch.

I say this genuinely; I don't think having a partner who worships him is good for Sesshomaru. All it does is feed his ego, and like, it's big enough. If he's going to be with anyone, it should be someone who doesn't give a single fuck about doing so (which is why I think Sesskagu is so fun). Like this show took every reason I disliked him in the original, his egomania, his inability to work with others, his aloofness for seemingly no reason other than being a stuck up and cranked it up to 1000.

Sessrin was never going to be embraced wholeheartedly by the community. It just wasn't. Like I was surprised at the amount of backlash, but that's just because I would see SessRin often in fanfic and fanart the few times I looked at Inuyasha stuff. Because you can't not put Sesshomaru with someone in fanfic. He needs to BE with someone. Single Sesshomaru? GASP. The horror. The shock.

That's probably what happened with the writers. They went online, saw a large community of people who liked it, presumed that everybody was okay with it, and went for it without ever considering that another part of the community would see it differently. Because he can't just be single or have a one-night stand with a woman from the village or something or maybe even just find the babies, sigh, and go "oh for fucks sake fine" and just tell everyone they're his. The idea of them being residuals of Naraku is fucking cool.

Thanks for the ask!