#yes this is fake

[lizardsfromspace]

What did Nickelodeon mean by this

[high-functioning-cosplayer]

Made a cake for Tumblr's favourite holiday ☺️

Happy Ides to those who celebrate 🗡️🗡️

[horse-breed-a-day]

Horse breed of the day: Curly Horse

Height: 14-16 hh

Common coat colors: Bay, pinto, chestnut and palomino

Place of origin: US (Nevada)

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[pigswithwings]

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)

no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)

Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

🐡 on-line-off-hook Follow

what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

🔍 ms-magnap1nna Follow

We can be friends. come closer

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🦐 shrimpathy-for-the-villain Follow

group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

🌑 ohboy-baleen-deactivated

No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

🦐 shrimpathy-for-the-villain Follow

ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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🐚 is0p0d-isle Follow

suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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🐠 reeffraff Follow

human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

🐬 atlantic-potion Follow

but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

🐠 reeffraff Follow

yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

🐬 atlantic-potion Follow

say that to my beak you coward

🐠 reeffraff Follow

maybe i WILL

🚹 surface-dweller ☑️☑️ Follow

holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

🐠 reeffraff Follow

GET THE WHAT?

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

Couples Therapy (DpxDc Prompt)

Danny looses a bet and now he has to attend couples therapy. The problem? He has no one to attend couples therapy with.

The obvious solution, he decides with 3am clarity after 36 consecutive hours awake, is to put out a job listing. And where better to find a fake partner than a dating site?

About Me

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other.

Now all he has to do is wait.

[heph]

05x05

Remember the episode where Wilson pretended he was doing drugs and dating a sex worker after he realised that House was spying on him 😐

[corviiids]

as part of my pitch re: this post please see below my original concept donut steal for an "if phoenix wright had to catch kira death note" au. best regards

more about this, probably:

this is probably the last case of the game where it transpires that all the other apparent murders in the game have been somehow set up as part of kira's master plan (kira has found creative ways to get around the fact that you can't use the death note to force one person to kill another person and also around rule 10 of the death note that a written death cannot cause other deaths. if you have further queries regarding this matter please do not hesitate to contact me via email best regards)

framing L involves setting up an elaborate murder scene with preset evidence where L is in precisely the wrong spot at the wrong time. L of course anticipated this

the detective character is soichiro, but the real detective character for most of the game is his son light who is a very helpful young man and in fact is the one making most of the contributions

L is ostensibly a detective character too but he mostly just shows up, licks some evidence, blinks at you, and fades out. until he gets arrested

the prosecutor is still miles edgeworth. consider the following:

edgeworth: we have security footage of the defendant holding the murder weapon, at the time of the murder, standing directly in front of the victim, using the weapon on the victim, and then the victim dies

phoenix: okay... but... what if there was a magic notebook

[bluerosefox]

Her Astrophel and Sterling

hmmm

Hmmmmmmmm

You know what.

You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.

Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.

DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!

YES.

Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.

"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."

"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"

Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.

and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."

[coleslawr02]

tw fake gun

chil doodles + wife from today

[carrionhearted]

I showed someone a photo of my room, and their response was “I thought this was a photo of a haunted house attraction at first”

I think. This is a success.

(This was the photo)

[kriskrossapplesauce05]

funny lil haha story

I will refrain from using our real names in case the police find this post.

One day me and my family were at the public pool. My mom was laying in one of those chairs for sunbathing, we were far away from her field of view. My little sister and me were at the side of the pool, taking turns being thrown in by our older brother. It sounds foolish, I am aware, but you need to understand that my brother is quite literally BUILT, like, WWE wresler tipe of shit, so it was a blast. Not to mention the pool we were using didn’t have many people in it, so nobody was really in danger, we thought

So there we were having our fun until a little girl, barely seven (7) years old, approached us, I couldn’t hear a thing, but from the looks of it, she wanted to join. The girl was just big enough to reach my knee caps, which isn’t much. She had the equivalent of spaghetti arms, but before you cook them in water and she was wearing water wings. With all these things in mind, naturally my responsible and trustworthy brother responded,: “sure”.

My brother is a humble man, he tends to undermind his abilities, including his sheer strength that was gifted to him by the gods of “fucking around till’ u find out”

Without hesitation my brother grabs her by her left arm and leg, lifting her entire body off of the ground like a piece of chicken and yanks her to the other side of the pool, which wasn’t far but at the time it felt like miles. We thought she was going to crack her head at the edge of the pool, like an egg. During her journey to the west, she flipped two times in the air and landing with feet in the air (which isn’t a lot, but it’s wierd it happened twice, right?) and her body facing upward, praying to god she may live to see another day. When we realised that we were in big trouble she hit the water with such a loud splash, both my ears unplugged.

I looked at the girl that was underwater, then I turned to the left where I saw my sister who I had never seen so mortified before, then I turned to the right where my brother stood there absolutely clueless, like he wasn’t there when that child almost became an omlete.

We stood there for almost an eternety until we decided to leave and tell our mom we wanted to go early, she was pissed, but we could deal with that.

part two coming soon...

[pucksandpower]

You can’t tell me that real life isn’t stranger than fanfiction 😭

Disclaimer: I am making fun of the fact that this is even a rumor (I do not, in fact, believe that it’s true)

[zwodder-fandom-whiplash]

I feel like Skyfire/Jetfire would be one of those accounts that posts really random shit, like the oddest questions for random bots to answer (as shown here with Skywarp) and the Decepticons always find ways to make it weird

[shirajellyfish]

So many writers put so much work into their robot lore and how the robots work and where the components are and meanwhile I'm just like

High research writers with actual notes on how robots work: I both respect and fear you. And most of all love you.