#disclaimer: according to the dictionary definition water is Not wet it just has the property to make things wet. water is just water
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no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]
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Community Pool: Is water wet?
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Remaining time: 4 moon cycles
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what the kelp are you guys on.
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๐ณ๏ธ coelacanth-official โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ Follow
decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised
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its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?
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We can be friends. come closer
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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)
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No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod
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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)
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suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!
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human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.
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but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it
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yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.
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say that to my beak you coward
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maybe i WILL
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holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!
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GET THE WHAT?
#pig originals#fake post#tw unreality#upset that they don't have an isopod emoji . at least a pill bug c'mon man#and also appreciated the warm welcome on the other oceanblr post that was not my funniest moment but it Was fun :]#oceanblr posts (not real)#and yes the jaws brother username is a lemon demon reference#idk . maybe they listen to music#disclaimer: according to the dictionary definition water is Not wet it just has the property to make things wet. water is just water#biggest hits
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