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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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'You scared it off!' 😾

'No, YOU scared it off!' 😡😡

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Dealer: I've got some straight gas for you 💯🔥 this strain is called Twin Size Mattress, you'll feel cursed forever 🤑🤩

Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

*5 minutes later*

Me: bro my fucking nightmares are having nightmares

My buddy Brian, pacing: our friends are lying to us

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junji itō was so right when he said this

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I'm watching LOTR for the first time in my life and I have two major thoughts:

Sam and Frodo are soulmates.

I want to fuck Legolas.

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you can hear the accent without unmuting the video

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Alice in borderland cast

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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

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Pin for survivors

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as a chem student we have to take analytical chemistry which is usually appropriately abbreviated to “anal chem” by everyone i know

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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been feeling very weird about life lately. wanting to know and do lots of silly little things. need someone to check me

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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This poll brought to you by my dream last night where Tupac Shakur was telling me something 😌

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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳