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And again - Merry Christmas ❤️ 🌟
Fiat lux.
Merry Christmas!
Collab with @69hertz (thanks, dear)
#good omens#good omens fanart#christmas art#crowley#aziraphale#yes nightingales#yes they are on a date#again#crowley and aziraphale#crowley x aziraphale#ineffable partners#ineffable husbands#christmas#crowley angel#go fanart#azicrow#aziraphale fanart#crowley fanart#ineffable kiss
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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It's been 20 years today since David Shore looked at all the weirdos, cripples and faggots in the world and went pspspspsps
#house md#hatecrimes md#hate crimes md#house md anniversary#mine#happy day y'all#and yes i did in fact have the text of this post saved in my personal notes for months with an attached reminder so i could post this lol#as if i'm capable of remembering a date lol
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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#pjsk#project sekai#mizuki akiyama#date of me making this post: july 20th 2024#im making this now and sticking it in the drafts for when mizuki gender reveal happens#making this under the assumption that yes she is transfem#if she isnt then well you wont be reading these tags on this post to begin with#which at the time of me writing this we do not know for sure!!! i can not see the future!!!!#but if youre seeing this that means mizuki trans real yayyy yippeeee#congrats to mizuki on the fun gender from past me#10/12/24 update: ok it wasnt EXPLICITLY confirmed but im posting it anyways lolzor
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
#dungeon meshi#mithrun#Cithis Ofri#Pattadol#Fleki#Lycion#Otta#Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi#But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.
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they are on a picnic date cloud watching
(well one of them is)
#screw fancy dining at the ritz let them go on a picnic date at a park#let them live in that simplicity#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#also yes aziraphale is wearing crowleys coat
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peachtober day one : daisy
#mine#original#peachtober#yippee!!!#also YES I AM IN FACT USING . PENCILS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ngl its rlly been Hitting its rlly been Slapping#if u want more up 2 date posting my insta is obsobbs btw#i just realised i hvent been cross posting on here jshdjsjdj
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breakup was so bad it was broadcasted on national television
#bnha#mha#dabihawks#touya todoroki#keigo takami#this is my 3rd dbhwks meme redraw there’s just something so uniquely strange about them#ex boyfriends who weren’t really dating to begin with. Ahhhh yes#eggsdrawings
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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth being amazing#percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist#percabeth funny#percabeth for the win#annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris#i dont make the rules#(yes i do)
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first date ideas:
after your brothers funeral, the guilt eats you alive so you run to the church to confess your sins and while you're in the confession booth i murder a bunch of priests then confess my love to you and offer you the gift of vampirism
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Picnic on Alpha Centauri (again)🥂
#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens art#crowley#aziraphale#alpha centauri next station#yes they are on a date#crowley x aziraphale#crowley and aziraphale#alpha centauri#ineffable partners#ineffable spouses#ineffable husbands#go fanart#go season 3#aziracrow fanart#azicrow fanart
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Wyllstarionnnn
#Yes I made the date a day after they met.#I was talking ab this w a friend. This is how it feels playing as Wyll#Anyways he's so real for this I'd also change my views if Wyll disagreed w me#wyllstarion#bloodpact#Wyll Ravengard#astarion ancunin#Bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#Bg3 Wyll#bg3 astarion#Bg3 memes
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mombin pt 6 and look who showed up
(1)(2)(3)(4) (5)
#stranger things#platonic stobin#steddie#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#cw pregnancy#sorry to rob you of the meet cute but steve's got a lot going on. sometimes he needs a tinder date#someone said on my first mombin 'steddies will insert eddie into everything' kshjsdjsdjs#yes i will. i would be betraying myself if i didn't#ALSO#there is a teeny little plothole/inconsistency somewhere in this#it's like. easily explainable#i want to see if anyone else notices it#it's not that the car is backwards btw let's say that was just a crazy u turn
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Can we please see what Yue looks like in your modern au?
Lovely astrologist in the making 🌕💜
#dema answers#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#tales from the couch#atla modern au#atla au#princess yue#atla yue#yue#yukka#Temporarily at least#It doesn't go beyond shared crushes and a few dates#My girl is so sweet and soft and wholesome and secretly unhinged#All breezy long dresses and weaved sweaters and shiny jewelry and brick platform boots#Her Playlist is 20% Florence + The Machine 30% Paris Paloma and 50% AURORA#Did I already mention that she's a sweetheart??? Yes????#Chronic illness baby#Also LET MY GIRL HAVE PIERCINGS#And face tattoos#They look good on her and this is the hill I will die on
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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.
#oh yes here comes countess gerberga the most fearsome murderer of twelfth century germany#my oh my it looks as though she's just unsalvageably fumbled a social situation by trying to use slang that's three centuries out of date!#vampires#marina marvels at life
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