#yes it is im lying

[matchbet-allofthetime]

Vulpes horny posting time...

ThoughtsTM below the cut

Vulpes Inculta falling in love with a small male courier and then finding out that the courier is trans right as they're about to fuck after making out.

Vulpes yanks the courier's jeans down, dropping to his knees, and he's met with soaked denim and a cunt when he didn't expect one. When he expected to suck the courier off.

He's fucking mesmerized.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

Anyone remember that drawing challenge from a while ago where you would draw your otp or OCs as the go for it nakamura cover??? Yea well I like the second Manga covers pose a lot more so I did that...also it's klapollo <3

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Why?"

That one word sent a shock through Danny's system, like he was back in the portal being electrocuted all over again. Still, he knew what was at stake, so even though that look on Tim's face made him want to fall to his knees and explain everything, he knew he couldn't.

Instead, he raised his gun as the portals filling the sky multipled and merged together as the ghost zone tried to absorb their reality. Channeling his inner Dan, he gave Tim a mocking smirk, What? You didn't think all that was real, did you?"

"You...you're lying!"

Danny tilted his head at an angle he knew would look as smug and condescending as possible, and judging by the burst of rage he felt coming from Nightwing a few rooftops over, it worked. "Tim, you know better." He said in Bruce's voice, It was the exact thing Bruce had told them when they were starting thier relationship.

Everyone had disapproved when he had brought his new boyfriend home a few months after meeting at the skatepark. Bruce hated Danny from the get-go, more suspicious of him than he had been with any of the batkids' previous partners.

Danny opened his mouth to mock him more but was quickly cut off by a punch to the face, not by Nightwing, or by Robin, who was still racing towards him at seemingly Mach speeds. Nope. It was Hood, who looked madder than Danny had ever seen him, surprising both Tim and Danny alike.

"You did all of this just to steal our souls and trap us in some weird afterlife dimension as your slaves?!"

Danny had no idea where the slaves thing came from, but it sounds villainous, so Danny's gonna go with it, "Of course!"

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i would like to draw him more i think..

[answermywearyquery]

the theerapanyakul kids: how close are you with each other?

loan’s kinnporsche 2nd anniversary: favourite familial relationship: the theerapanyakul kids (insp: ½+½)

[ivexedly]

LIKE WDYM LEWIS?? NO CONTACT AFTER 16?? WHAT’S THIS THEN? YOU LOOK LIKE U DON’T WANNA LET GO OF NICO 👀

[whaliiwatching]

gray evening in the canal boat

prompt: winter

[kelpermoosee]

i love the way you draw olimar it tickles my brain :3

Hehehe, thank you!!! As someone who draws him all the time, that means so very much to me 🥺❤️❤️❤️

[animentality]

it's always super weird when you find out someone you thought you vibed with doesn't actually like you that much and really just tolerated you.

maybe it's just a neurodivergent problem. maybe normal people can always tell.

i can never tell. you talk to me a lot about our many shared interests, we hang out a lot, I thought we had chemistry, I felt comfortable with you and you never seemed uncomfortable with me, and you never told me I upset you...

but I guess I'm the idiot for being an open book and always telling people if they've done something I don't like. and for being willing to have hard conversations about boundaries from time to time.

my bad.

[bullet-ant]

personality disorder-related identity loss is insane because three different people could ask me what my favorite color is and i would give them three different answers each time and not even realize im lying

[lluvioscatniptea]

I’m not usually gonna post Orin Ayo but have this NEGATIVE BALLS

[spiderdotexe]

worlds most normal among us oc

[p4nishers]

yk what would be HILARIOUS (by that i mean the perfect fan service for me and me alone)? nandor one time randomly bringing up how Funny (wasn't funny. still dreams about killing laszlo over it sometimes) it was when he thought laszlo was seducing guillermo just absolutely hilarious right and laszlo's like well I thought you were being a pissy bitch because you're pathetically in love with the fellow and can't handle his attention not being on you and while nandor's brain is crashing out over that he continues like and anyway i never just 'SzedUce' someone it always works and then goes on business as usual stapling the monsters hair to his feet or some bullshit and nandors normally like a normal person dude is like wiat wait waiittttt. are you saying. you. had s.sex choking noises with my fa. with my former. with guillermo?????!_+$++#;$;$. and laszlo without even looking up says yerss several times (one. one singular time but hes got a reputation to uphold and anyway be real if YOU had spectacular glorious sex w The guillermo de la cruz then never did it or spoke about it ever again u would lie about it too dont lie to me) and nandor calmly like a calm and normal person receiving news this devastating goes and burns the whole house down

[box-dwelling]

The line where 15 says he doesn't have a boyfriend and the way Ncuti delivers it makes him sound like the world's biggest liar

[r4tfromm3rcury]

Doodle of the wholesome scene after Rhaenys turned back and didn't get ambushed by a flying horror beyond human comprehension :DDD

I was kinda scared that the red queen and golden boi were going to be killed or maimed, honestly so relieved that didn't happen