#yes it is im lying

[matchbet-allofthetime]

Vulpes horny posting time...

ThoughtsTM below the cut

Vulpes Inculta falling in love with a small male courier and then finding out that the courier is trans right as they're about to fuck after making out.

Vulpes yanks the courier's jeans down, dropping to his knees, and he's met with soaked denim and a cunt when he didn't expect one. When he expected to suck the courier off.

He's fucking mesmerized.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

Anyone remember that drawing challenge from a while ago where you would draw your otp or OCs as the go for it nakamura cover??? Yea well I like the second Manga covers pose a lot more so I did that...also it's klapollo <3

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i would like to draw him more i think..

[hopewasadangerusdisquietingthing]

Stop trying to label Andrew and Neil as the moon and sun. They are so clearly thunder and lightning! in this essay I will.....

[answermywearyquery]

the theerapanyakul kids: how close are you with each other?

loan’s kinnporsche 2nd anniversary: favourite familial relationship: the theerapanyakul kids (insp: ½+½)

[whaliiwatching]

gray evening in the canal boat

prompt: winter

[animentality]

it's always super weird when you find out someone you thought you vibed with doesn't actually like you that much and really just tolerated you.

maybe it's just a neurodivergent problem. maybe normal people can always tell.

i can never tell. you talk to me a lot about our many shared interests, we hang out a lot, I thought we had chemistry, I felt comfortable with you and you never seemed uncomfortable with me, and you never told me I upset you...

but I guess I'm the idiot for being an open book and always telling people if they've done something I don't like. and for being willing to have hard conversations about boundaries from time to time.

my bad.

[spiderdotexe]

worlds most normal among us oc

[lexidius]

okay so i posted in a forum talking about "most ridiculous arguments you've had" and remembered this story from when i was a teenager, i had this samsung slide phone that i'm convinced was a shade of red but i had a friend online who had the same phone and he was upset about it because he was convinced that his phone was "dark pink" and we argued over it for like 35 minutes and never came to a conclusion, my argument at the time was "pink is a lighter shade of red, there's no such thing as dark pink, that’s just called red my guy", "then why is dark pink a colour that exists and why is my phone that colour", "dark pink does exist though, except it's not called dark pink, it's called red", "i'm telling you the phone is pink though, not red" etc etc we went around in circles and never came to a conclusion and eventually lost contact some time in like 2013. so guys, this has been eating at me since 2010, i need to know what you all think. is the samsung C6112 slide phone "desaturated red", or "dark pink"?

reblog for sample size i guess

[p4nishers]

yk what would be HILARIOUS (by that i mean the perfect fan service for me and me alone)? nandor one time randomly bringing up how Funny (wasn't funny. still dreams about killing laszlo over it sometimes) it was when he thought laszlo was seducing guillermo just absolutely hilarious right and laszlo's like well I thought you were being a pissy bitch because you're pathetically in love with the fellow and can't handle his attention not being on you and while nandor's brain is crashing out over that he continues like and anyway i never just 'SzedUce' someone it always works and then goes on business as usual stapling the monsters hair to his feet or some bullshit and nandors normally like a normal person dude is like wiat wait waiittttt. are you saying. you. had s.sex choking noises with my fa. with my former. with guillermo?????!_+$++#;$;$. and laszlo without even looking up says yerss several times (one. one singular time but hes got a reputation to uphold and anyway be real if YOU had spectacular glorious sex w The guillermo de la cruz then never did it or spoke about it ever again u would lie about it too dont lie to me) and nandor calmly like a calm and normal person receiving news this devastating goes and burns the whole house down

[bullet-ant]

personality disorder-related identity loss is insane because three different people could ask me what my favorite color is and i would give them three different answers each time and not even realize im lying

[lluvioscatniptea]

I’m not usually gonna post Orin Ayo but have this NEGATIVE BALLS

[r4tfromm3rcury]

Doodle of the wholesome scene after Rhaenys turned back and didn't get ambushed by a flying horror beyond human comprehension :DDD

I was kinda scared that the red queen and golden boi were going to be killed or maimed, honestly so relieved that didn't happen

[fujii-dlc]

(Pacing around my room with my hands behind my back thinking about Act 3) When Bonnie becomes old enough to join team fights, Siffrin should gain a memory equivocal to ‘Memory of Promise’ where he takes any nuke damage meant for them.

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

i maintain that the reason goro sucks at cooking is bc he absolutely cannot for the life of him experiment with it. he can follow instructions fine but if there's vague terms or if something says to eyeball it he's completely lost. that, and goro cannot stand having to do multiple things at once and will absolutely burn a building down because he wasn't keeping a close enough eye on the stove. this is what makes akira so good at cooking, on the other hand--he thrives at experimenting and taste testing and the chaos of the kitchen is something he lives for.

HOWEVER. goro is very good at following a step-by-step guide. he is extremely meticulous. he is capable of being precise with measurements. so once he's introduced to it, goro becomes an incredible baker. it even becomes therapeutic, a method of relaxing after a long day. akira hates baking for the same reasons goro loves it, but loves having yummy tasty treats, so baking becomes goro's forte.

unfortunately, being the friend who brings baked goods to every hangout means goro is not escaping the has-a-sweet-tooth allegations anytime soon.