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talentisntgenius · 11 months ago

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Heard you like PJhazel, so hope you don't mind some incorrect quotes I have made but am too shy to post on my blog, i know alot people don't enjoy incorrect quotes so feel free to ignore this message if you don't but if you...enjoy

Pj: I AM IN A BAD MOOD! NO ONE TALK TO ME!

Hazel: 🥺🥺🥺

Pj: Alright, fine. You can talk to me. BUT NO ONE ELSE! I MEAN IT!

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Pj: hazel just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then she reached down and untied my shoe.

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Hazel: Your legs look great in those pants.

Pj: You should see me without them.

Hazel:...

Hazel: Why would you take your legs off?!

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Pj *covered in hickeys and scratches from hazel but refusing to admit who they're from*: I don't kiss and tell.

Josie, from across the room: That's literally the only two things you do!

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Sylvie: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in this room.

Pj: Fuck you, I’m not kissing anyone-

*Hazel, walks into the room*

Pj: ...Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules.

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Pj: Hazel; my beautiful girlfriend, taught me to think before I act.

Pj: …So if I beat the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Pj: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Hazel: Yes?

Pj: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Hazel: Fuck.

Pj: It's gonna be a fun week!

Hazel: I'm going to josie and isabel’s house.

Pj: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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Hazel: this is a stupid idea!

Pj: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?

Hazel: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.

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Pj: not that I'm complaining, but when I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.

Hazel *hugging her from behind*: Oh.

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Pj: How do I tell hazel that I want her to yell at me like she's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Josie: Wow you and pj are home early from the movies. What happened?

Hazel: We got kicked out because pj wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.

Pj: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!

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Pj: We have a problem.

Hazel *is done with her shit*: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them

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Hazel: Hey, wanna have sex?

Pj: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Pj: Before "the huntungton incident", I had so many interests. Now all I care about is whether or not Hazel had a good day.

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Hazel: for the last time pj, they're called "hikes" not "stupid mental health walks"

Pj: I don't see a difference

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Pj: Hazel is good at kissing. So good I want to punch the ahit out of the person who taught her.

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Pj: You know what would be sexy?

Hazel: What?

Pj: Eating food off each other.

Hazel: You didn't do the dishes, did you?.

Pj: ..I did not.

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That's all I've got, hope you enjoy!

Anon I just gotta say, neurodiverse PJ is so real and you were brave enough to say it!!!! You heard it here folks: pjhazel aduhd couple (real) (canon)

Loved the last three in particular and the spoon one it's so them lmaooooo thanks for this! <3

#bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #hazel callahan #pjhazel #pj bottoms #anon these are so fun u should post them on your blog! also so i wont look insane in the pjhazel tag

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intrepidacious · 2 years ago

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hi! ok I just wanted to ask someone who knows how tumblr works haha

so I found someone who writes amazing content so I decided to follow them. I binged lots of their fics earlier today and when I checked their profile again later, their profile doesn’t show. It seems they might have blocked me and I don’t know why :( I commented that I loved their fics and the comments are removed. my profile has my age and I am decently active on reposting & commenting on fics. This happened to me one other time too so I just am confused I guess :( I tried to message them but it said it wouldn’t go through so that makes me think I’m blocked? I guess I don’t know why a couple people blocked me? Just kinda made me sad bc I really enjoy their work but now I won’t be able to see anymore ☹️😢

happy to!! 💛

first thing you gotta remember that in all likelihood, your getting blocked is nothing personal. reasons for blocking someone on tumblr include but aren't limited to:

you don't have your age (range) listed in your bio/clearly visible on your blog

the age you have listed doesn't adhere to boundaries a blog has set (f.e. you're a minor, or it only says "18+" which i know many writers don't accept)

your blog is completely empty i.e. you don't post/reblog stuff

you don't reblog other people's writing

you spam like posts

you've never changed the default icon/header to something else

people don't vibe with the things you reblog

your theme is a colour they don't like

a lot of the time, it comes down to everyone's preferences. god knows i've been blocked by people and didn't understand why, but frankly it's none of my business. most likely, you won't ever find out, either. everyone is creating their own online space, and sometimes that means having a quick blocking finger. i'm sorry that you won't be able to read those stories anymore but you have to accept creators' boundaries.

however, there are some things you can do and try to prevent getting blocked in the future. these are only a couple of suggestions around tumblr etiquette i've picked up on over the years; if anyone else wants to chip in here, please do!!

1. make sure your blog is, by all appearances, that of a human being

this might sound stupid because of course, you are a human, but with the recent bot wars it's all the more important to double check for red flags.

check your url. does it include a random string of numbers, lots of dashes, just a name and an adjective? all of these have been indicative of porn bots and people might block you on sight.

change your icon and your header. yes, both of them. there are lots of creators on here who make wonderful fandom related headers and icons, or you can create your own with canva. just be sure to follow creators' rules and preferably reblog their creation

change your blog title. if your account is new, it will just say "untitled", which is another indication you might not be a human. use quotes, song lyrics, anything you enjoy

add a bio. this is where you put your name or nickname (you can make one up) age, age range, links to second blogs (if applicable), more quotes, whatever. i prefer my bio short and to the point, but that doesn't have to be you.

important: do this for all blogs and side blogs you use regularly. if you have a second blog for reblogging fics, you need to put up your age there as well, or at least visibly link to your main blog so creators can see you're not a minor. the harder it is to verify that you're an adult, the more likely it is that you will get blocked

2. know the different kinds of interactions on tumblr and navigate them well

there's a difference between liking, commenting, reblogging, and reposting, and it's important. lots of people use reblogging and reposting interchangeably, but that's actually incorrect and can lead to serious mishaps. let's dissect them one by one.

liking.

you're familiar with the like from other social media platforms. you tap a post twice or hit the little heart at the bottom of the post and it's added to your likes. wonderful, right? well. tumblr is a little different.

tumblr doesn't have an algorithm. let me say that again. there is no algorithm on tumblr. i guess there is, on the for you page, but that doesn't count because it's really shit. the only important thing on tumblr is your dashboard, and your dashboard only shows original posts and the reblogs of those posts from people you follow.

no one cares about your likes. your likes don't do shit. that's why creatives on here keep talking about reblogs. you need to reblog things on tumblr in order for them to get seen. it's a snowballing effect. likes are nice and all, but they're private. they're not contributing to a story or an artwork being seen by more people. they're essentially empty interaction. what's more, should a post get deleted for whatever reason, that post is gone for you forever.

i know some people use their likes as bookmarks for things they want to look at later, but i would strongly urge you not to do that. people block serial likers, because most of the time it is, sadly, very unlikely that they will come back and actually interact with the post again. that's just the way it is. we can thank tiktok and instagram for that. again, tumblr doesn't have an algorithm. if you want to genuinely support and encourage people on here, you need to do more than liking.

commenting.

this is a step up from liking, because you're actually interacting now. a comment will show up in the activity of the person whose post you left it on and of the original poster (op)—more on that distinction in a minute. comments are encouraged especially on ask/answer type posts, or as a reply to an earlier reblog.

when it comes to fanfic, there are, again, pros and cons. you can only leave a comment from your main blog, which means that even if you have a second account where you reblog fics, there's not necessarily a link between the two. this can lead to your getting blocked if you've never reblogged a fic to your main blog. on the other hand, if people comment on your fic without reblogging it, but they do reblog other people's fics, that can also rub creators the wrong way because it creates a strange sort of hierarchy: why those fics? why not mine?

important thing to note: i am not saying that to make anyone feel bad about "just" commenting, i just want you to be aware that this might go on in a creator's head. it has in mine. i'm very aware that this is a me problem, but it's also a reason why people might get blocked out of the blue, which is why i wanted to bring it up.

reblogging.

ah yes, reblogging. reblogging is the thing that makes tumblr tumblr, and it's so easy to do. you just hit the little 🔁 symbol at the bottom of the post, and boom, it's reblogged to your own blog. everyone who follows you can now see it on their dashboard, and if they reblog it, their followers can see it, and so on and so forth. every time someone reblogs a post from you, you will get a notification in your activity, and so will the op.

reblogs are the heart and soul of tumblr. yes, original posts are (usually) individual creations, but the community aspect of this site is born through the reblog. there are different variations on how to reblog. all are valid, because all help spreading posts around.

the empty reblog is the quickest option. there's literally a quick reblog option on mobile: if you hold your finger on the reblog button for a second or so, you will see your icon appear. if you swipe in that direction, the post gets immediately reblogged to your blog. something similar can be done on desktop with the xkit browser extension. it's fast, it's easy, it gets the job done. it's perfect for when you like a post but don't have anything specific to say/reply.

the reblog with tags is the second fastest option. tags, on tumblr, are sort of the sotto voce version of comments. yes, you can use tagging to organise your blog and make your posts easily findable (is that a word?) but the real fun begins when little asides are added. you can keysmash in the tags. you can put your thoughts in the tags. you can go full caps without it looking overwhelming in the actual post. if you're just starting to comment on things, the tags are a great place to start, because the actual post will keep looking the same; the tags are just a little additional bonus for both you and the creator. this is what you would use for the majority of posts that aren't works of art in any way, too, like text posts you want to find again, polls, photographs etc.

the reblog with additions though? oh boy. that's the real stuff. imagine it as clipping on your thoughts to the post, right there for everyone to see. you can add gifs, and memes, and change the font, and change the colour, and scream, and keysmash, and ramble without limitations. it's like catnip for the op. if you reblog a fic, a moodboard, a piece of art, a gifset, whatever it is, and you put your thoughts underneath? man, it's amazing.

side note: if you're new to commenting on people's fics and you don't know what to say, i highly recommend referring to this post. (btw i linked my reblog so it can act as an example of the different forms of adding to a post: there were other reblogs before mine, and i've added tags. useful in its content and as an example!!)

reposting.

this is where we need to be careful. reblogs are great. reposts are theft. where's the difference? reposting refers to you copying another creator's work, whatever it may be, and creating a new post without any indication to the original person's efforts. even if you do include their url, you will most likely get reported and blocked. because now, you've become the op of this copied post, and the actual creator will get absolutely nothing.

you will most likely have seen banners in fic communities that state something along the lines of "don't copy or translate any of my work to this or any other site". that's what this refers to. this would also include the following:

posting another writer's story to ao3/wattpad/another fic site of your choice without their permission. you can absolutely never do this. "but what if"—NO. never. fullstop.

some creators allow translations of their work, but you can only ever share those with their explicit permission and proper credit.

saving a gif to use without linking back to the artist. this is maybe my biggest gripe. yes, i know this site sucks at making gifs searchable, but still, you can't do this. and no, "credit goes to the original artist" doesn't count, where did that bullshit even come from? it makes me so mad. that's not giving credit, that's being lazy.

3. be nice, and have fun

this is fandom, and it's supposed to be a hobby. this is supposed to be a good time. none of us are getting paid for any of this. yes, we're all passionate about what we do, whether we're looking at other people's creations or we make them ourselves. we're fans of that common thing, and isn't that great?

just a little more internet etiquette that's not really tumblr specific but could be a good reminder for everyone:

not everything is for you, and that's okay

if something's not for you, scroll away

if you don't like what someone is posting, ignore them. mute them. block them.

do not ever, and i mean ever, send anyone hate. you don't know who's on the other side of the screen. block them and move on. life's too fucking short.

don't correct people's grammar/spelling. only assholes do that. if you can't help yourself and they're a person you've interacted with before, shoot them a private message and be nice about it.

don't offer unsolicited advice. i don't care if you want to give constructive criticism to help the other person. unless they've explicitly asked you to do that, don't. you'll get blocked so quick, and you'll ruin someone's day.

if you're reading a fic that's not finished yet, don't ask for an update. yes, you're excited for the story to continue. but "part 2", "when's the next chapter out", "more please" and so on are all things that put pressure on creators whether that's your intention or not. it gives us the impression that what we've already put out is never enough. and that sucks. by all means, be excited about what comes next, but not like this.

read!! old!! fics!!!! the beauty of tumblr being the way it is is that there's zero shame in interacting with older posts. it's not like you're liking a seven year old post on instagram. in fact, if you're commenting on a seven year old fic/gifset/moodboard/artwork on tumblr, i can guarantee you're gonna make that creator's day.

i'm absolutely positive that i've forgotten something in this post even though it's longer than several of my wips, so if any of my moots want to add something that'd be great!! in fact i'm gonna tag some of you because you know what? if you've read all of this you deserve a kiss. have a wonderful day 💛

@marvelettesassemblenow @barnesafterglow @imaginearyparties @aphrogeneias @brandycranby @writing-for-marvel @foreverindreamlandd @sanguineterrain @demxters @wildlivelychild

#inbox

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incorrect-house-of-nine · 2 years ago

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Alright, I'm allowed to make a joke that a 10,000 year old woman, who is going through it, likes a drink. Which is canon. While I'm at it. The twins ARE morally dubious and fucked up. Its entertaining as all hell. Harrow is a gremlin who was abusive towards Gideon, we're allowed to like her. Ianthe snacks on people. We love her for it. Gideon is not some wubbyfied flawless character. John is an asshole, who we love to hate. Its Fiction! I can't believe I have to say this in the year of our lord 2023, people can ship whoever the heck they like. If you don't assign to the same ship as TombBuster10000, then just scroll on by. Its no skin off your nose to do so. Leave people to their sandboxes, jeeeez louise. Its fiction. Characters are allowed to grow and change. Its fiction! If you're offended by any of this, I have to ask. Why are you even here? I try to make this blog as fun and as inclusive as I can. I try to spread joy or open up discussions in this fandom that I love about the series that we love. Yes, its no longer just incorrect quotes, (Incorrect being the operative word here.) but more just a Locked Tomb in general blog. Why does that matter to you? I'm just trying to have some fun here. If I sound vexed, thats because I am. I don't deserve a litany of shit because I made an joke about an Adult liking a drink.

#tlt #the locked tomb

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margindoodles2407 · 1 year ago

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Margin's Links (AND ZELDAS!) Incorrect Quotes pt 2: Electric Boogaloo- Zelink Edition

By the way, if you've got any questions about who's who, I can answer them! If you've been around my blog for very long you should recognize most of them, but some- like Fractal and Radiance- I barely every talk about. Normally I'd post a list here but this post is going to be long as it is. Enjoy the quotes!

Young Sonata: My future husband must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Young Orpheus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Young Sonata: That one. I want that one.

Tetra: Since we're in a relationship now, yer clothes are my clothes too. Don' ask me why I have yer tunic on, this is our tunic. Awakener: Fine, but when I come struttin' in with yer mum's bandanna I don' wanna hear it.

Tetra: BE A BETTER PERSON! Awakener: WHY?! Tetra: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS HECK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Forger: We’re getting married, suckas! Goddess: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem!

Eos: I used to be very reserved about it, but I've been dropping him rather obvious hints for almost a year now. No response. Dawnbringer: Wow. He sounds stupid. Eos: But he's not. He's quite smart actually. Just... dense. Dawnbringer: Maybe you need ta be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Eos: I guess you’re right. Link, I love you. Dawnbringer: See! Jus' say that! Eos: Holy Golden Three. Dawnbringer: If that flies over his head then, sorry Zel, but he's too dumb fer you. Eos: Link.

*fleeing the castle segment of ALttP* vvvv

Odysseus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Visionary, confused: I mean, this is my castle, so yeah.

Luminary: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Sunshine: Silent Princess, why? Luminary: Sunshine: Were you going to get me flowers? Luminary: Sunshine: Luminary: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Goddess: My hands are cold. Forger: Here, let me hold them. Goddess: My lips are cold too. Forger: *covers Goddess's mouth with his hand*

Luminary: Zelda and I are no longer dating. Sunshine: Link, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Phantasma: Link, you love me, right? Engineer: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Radiance: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Fractal: AS ENEMIES?! Radiance:

Graffiti: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Iconography: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Graffiti: No, like, U R A Q T. Iconography: Awwww!

Sunshine: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Luminary: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Sunshine: The fourth sentence- Luminary: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Sunshine: It’s “you’re”, not “your”.

Valkyrie: That was so sweet, Link. Paladin: I literally called the guy who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told him I hope he gets dragged through the streets. Valkyrie: I'm so in love with you.

Dawn: The stars are so beautiful... Genesis: They're just giant balls of gas. Dawn: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Genesis: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Dawn: Oh...

Adult Timeline!Orpheus: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Adult Timeline!Sonata: That's great, Link. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.

Odysseus: You're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type. Visionary, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Odysseus: Perfect.

#margin's links #incorrect quotes #memes #zelink my beloved

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grimgrinningghost456 · 2 years ago

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Some incorrect quotes inspired by Death’s Sunrise

✨Spoilers to those who haven’t read. ✨

Finding out what Dracula is

Dracula: They don't make them like me anymore. I'm practically the last of my kind.

Harker: Thank god.

When Johnny is first turned

Harker: Start talking!

Dracula: Well, I-

Harker: Shut up!

Dracula: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Harker: ...

Dracula: Oh, right. The lying.

Harker: How stupid do you think I am?!

Dracula: You really want an honest answer to that?

The Honeymoon Phase

Harker: We all have our demons.

Harker, grabbing Dracula: This one's mine.

Dracula: Who hurt you?

Harker: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Dracula : .. Yes, actually.

The Final Breakup

Harker: Listen, we're done, we're over! Okay?

Dracula: Ungrateful bitch, you’re never going find another like me!

Harker: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

✨Bonus✨ 2020 meeting

Harker: You're alive.

Dracula: No need to sound so disappointed.

@0nelittlebirdtoldme is the writer of this wonderful fic. I suggest reading if you decided to forge through my spoiler warning. Check out their blog, the content is chillingly wonderful

#froggy croaks #vampires #Dracula #Johnathan Harker #stories in the dark #Johnathan x Dracula #DS

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05-redacted · 2 years ago

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I posted 251 times in 2022

That's 220 more posts than 2021!

113 posts created (45%)

138 posts reblogged (55%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@arson-jellyfish69

@bamsara

@eldritch-spouse

@cyvorg

@brieffarmpeanutpersona

I tagged 104 of my posts in 2022

#idk man - 79 posts

#give me ideas - 73 posts

#scp foundation - 64 posts

#scp - 62 posts

#scp+x+reader - 34 posts

#scp 049 - 33 posts

#y/n - 29 posts

#fanfic - 23 posts

#scp incorrect quotes - 20 posts

#scp 682 - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 59 characters

#bro i don't even blame wished he stabbed me to but with....

My Top Posts in 2022:

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Y/n: EEEEEEE *holding clothing hanger*

Able: Why are you holding that?

Y/n: Thank the Lord your here, any chance you have a sandal on you?

Able: Why the hell- Are you seriously afraid of such a small thing? *stares at roach*

Y/n: Easy for you to say- Aaagh-! Don't poke it-!

Able: Pussy-

Cain: Whats with the screaming?!

Y/n: Do you have a sandal on you by any chance?- Oh my fucking gosh it's gone-

Able: Where- *Looks at cain* Oh- Oh *Grin*

Cain: Huh?

Able: *Untying shoe lace* This will only hurt a bit...Hehehehahahaha

Cain: Why are you laughing? *steps back*

Able: Oh God how long I've waited for this moment *raises boot*

Cain:No wait-

Dining Room

Cain's Screams and Able's manic laughter in the distance*

049: I should go check-

035: Don't,go.

049: But-

035: But nothing.*Sips tea*

Meanwhile

682: *Watching Able chase Cain with a boot while Y/n struggles with her life trapped in a corner trying to swipe the flying roach with a clothing hanger*

999: *Worried noises*

Duvet: tweet (Pathetic)

682: Agreed *Nods*

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SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Y/n comes home after a fight

035:And what happened to you? (Knows you got into a fight but also wants to know the gossip)

Cain:Are you alright?(Concern)

049: Oh dear, come here I'll disinfect those scratches (Disappointed bird noises)

682: (Doesn't care just watches)

999: *On verge of tears, gives you candy*

Able:... Did you win? (Not worried only wants to know if you won or allowed yourself to get your ass beat)

Cain:Able!

Y/n: Yes (Proud)

287 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Able opens Y/ns room: Hey woman make me pizza- what the fuck-

*Y/n yelling at mic*: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH PENNYWISE DANCING CLOWN LOOKING TRIP ASS MOTHER FUCKING LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE-

Y/n: MOTHER FUCKER I SWEAR ON MY MOMMAS GRAVE I WILL FUCK YOU UP DOG-

Able: *Silently watches you rage*

Y/n: YOU DUMBASS BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY- NO NOT THAT WAY!!!

049: What is with all this screaming-?!

Y/n: I WILL FUCK YOUR DAD AND GIVE HIM A CHILD HE ACTUALLY WANTS-

049 Shocked: Oh my....

Y/n calming down: Yeah, yeah, that's it!!!

682 entering: Shut the fuck up your too fucking loud I'm trying to sleep-

Y/n: Yeah that's it- NO YOU MOTHERFUCKING PV$$Y ASS BITCH-

682:....I'm not even surprised-

Y/n: Okay so go left and there you will see the exit to the maze- No not that left- YOUR OTHER LEFT DUMBASS-

049: I believe we should leave...

See the full post

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049 x sick y/n because I love him?

°~•SCP HEADCANNONS 5

(Weird thing is while making this I'm sick too)

(049)

*Dramatic sound of scalpel hitting the hard concrete floor*

Your... sick? How did that happened? Is she/he receiving attention?Are they eating well?-

A million questions will come out of his mouth. His worry is very clear from the start.

Is it a disease you have? A virus perhaps?

Or have fallen ill because of the dreaded pestilence?

The researchers through the intercom try their best to calm him down, saying you just have the common flu.

They are not real Doctors, they can't sense the pestilence like himself.

He would try to get the researchers to let him out to find you and tend your sickness. Alas, he isn't allowed anywhere away from their line of sight.

He made an effort to break out that entire week but it was futile so he went on and refused to cooperate with the foundation staff.

In the end they let him see you. Not so nicely shoving you inside the chamber quickly locking up behind you.

He carried you immediately and brought you to bed, mindless brutes! Treating a patient so horribly! No wonder you haven't recovered yet!

What was that? Your alright?-No no no no, He knows you well. You are sick- No buts!!! You will be resting in that bed young lady/young man!

You'll only be able to get up to use the restroom to shower/take a dooky, daily check ups and- damn that's pretty much it.

Don't worry! He'll make sure your never bored during your stay!

He will make sure your comfortable in bed, that one star pillow well be replaced with a softer one from his Doctors bag. He will read whatever books he has to offer in his chamber or will Recite you poems that he himself made for you.

Fuck you wanna sleep with a lullaby he'll also do that. You'll be hearing the most soothing songs he has heard during his time exploring Europe. Your mind filled with the most beautiful melodies

Any paper work staff try to give you will go back untouched, he'll make sure not to tell you so you don't stress about it.

"Don't worry Dear they were just asking how you've been" a small little inoffensive white lie. No harm done!

Now let us imagine if you were sick with something incredible hard to cure? Just like, let's say the pestilence?

Well... There is nothing much more left to say other than you will be brought to his cell but met with a very much different approach...

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My #1 post of 2022

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

*Cue calming morning music*

*Able sleeping in peace in his room, finally letting his guard down*

Y/n: Pass it over here

035: Here

*Passes another red cup*

049: You are aware he'll get mad if he wakes up and sees this?

035: Oh cmon doc, like live a little! *Balancing wooden plank*

682: *Watching from afar*

Cain: He won't be very happy when he wakes up-

Y/n: This is for destroying my homework-

Cain:But you shouldn't take revenge-

035: He burned your crops in minecraft

Cain: That bitch-

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teruel-a-witch · 2 years ago

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After stalking everyday your tumblr and liking probably all your McDanno posts, I just wanted to say I love your tumblr and reading all your meta/opinions/incorrect quotes or whatever from Hawaii 5-0 (also Charmed). This blog was like written for me and I'm glad I found it (for once, thank you tumblr algorithm)!! Thank you for all!! By the way, did you know that Teruel is the name of a city in Spain?

hey 🤗 thank you for this nice message! i'm glad you enjoy my blog and stalking is such a harsh word, I would never begrudge anyone showing enthusiasm! I would still maintain my blog for me but I'm always happy when someone also enjoys my niche combination of interests and inane ramblings :D I hope McDanno keeps inspiring and connecting us all!

(Charmed is a forever fave of mine, my show, a show I imprinted on when I was merely 11 years old and never let go, the 'witch' in my URL is a nod to Charmed and other witch media I was obsessed with all through my teens)

why yes, I did know, where else would I have gotten the name from? ;) it's a reference to my being a Spanish major/hispanista. I went to a languages specific school from age 7 (it used to dub itself colegio lingüístico) and in 10-11 grades we had Geografía de España as a subject and learned all the Comunidades Autónomas with their capitals and provincias. I always liked the word Teruel because it sounded like an elvish name (since Aragón is only one letter away from Aragorn it's hard not to make those LOTR word associations, also after the Hobbit trilogy people kept misreading my URL as Tauriel, lol) so when I joined my first online forum back in 2008 and had to pick a username that was the one I chose and it kinda stuck. Just realised I've been using Teruel in my online usernames for 15 years now, wow, I feel like I'm being summoned personally every time I see the toponym at this point. (I've never been to Spain tho, even tho I spent 16 years studying Spanish, ojalá un día)

this was probably way more Infodumping than you wanted to hear but I can't help my ND need to over explain myself.

#roadnotsodark #katya answers #about me #katya rambles #sí que hablo español pero no es muy cómodo teclar en español y más puedo hacerlo mucho más rápido en inglés #soy rusa yo misma pero ahora no es un tema bueno de discutir #extraño mucho mis encuentros con hispanohablantes del cuando trabajaba de guía #me gusta más charlar en vivo que escribir

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ball-lightning · 2 years ago

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I posted 51,295 times in 2022

That's 15,794 more posts than 2021!

15 posts created (0%)

51,280 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@adobe-outdesign

@the-king-of-lemons

@hiveswap

@incorrect-hs-quotes

@pyropiano

I tagged 118 of my posts in 2022

#probably not that good given that the two people before me are at .11% and like .25% but still - 2 posts

#this wasn't that hard a test - 2 posts

#i am in love - 2 posts

#asks - 2 posts

#my beloved mutual is back <3 - 1 post

#usa and the washer and dryer stay in the washing room as they should?? - 1 post

#i cancel you for your icon just being shades of blue - 1 post

#tbh this was lisa the second she met taylor. - 1 post

#i dont know *why* since team plasma is objectively just. wrong. but we did it anyway! - 1 post

#i don't think she had any delusions about fixing our bug girl she just wanted to come along for the ride - 1 post

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#but seriously thanks! i like the feeling that i ranked high enough in someone's day-to-day for them to spend a few minutes making an edit

My Top Posts in 2022:

homestuck for the blorbo post

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Dirk Strider the beloathed <3

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): John Egbert (John has TWO hands <3)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Roxy Lalonde

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Kankri or Cronus

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Gamzee

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Andrew Hussie

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Doc Scratch

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Sometimes self-care is just going through the incorrect homestuck quotes and mass reblogging them, sorry-not-sorry to all my followers

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Three Facts Tag!

Tagged by @cymatile

Rules: post 3 random facts about yourself (or your book/OCs) & tag the last 7 blogs in your notifications.

I have very little idea what I'm going to write when I start writing, I just look at vague plot points and try to connect the dots.

I've had eye surgery!

I have no idea how I'm churning out 3k words a day.

@friendofthecrows @the-king-of-lemons @catgirlcthulhu @torrentialslide @harcodia @flipface4 @aroaceroxylalonde @greethree

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origin story?

Please do not sacrifice me, you definitely gain no bonuses or advantages to sacrificing me.

I am very frightening though, yes.

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My #1 post of 2022

We should start combining all our recent memes into newer, more incomprehensible ones

"No little german boy don't bust it down quirked-up style!

Oh mein gott I am getting all ze bitches!"

"Is-this-blorbo-video-cute"

Etc. Etc. Someone funnier than me please add on

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stelliferousduo · 22 days ago

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📜 mualani and Lumine

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)

Mualani: Violence isn't the answer. Lumine: You’re right. Mualani: *sighs in relief* Lumine: Violence is the question. Mualani: What? Lumine, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Mualani, running after them: NO-

Mualani: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Lumine: What's that? Mualani: Remorse code. Lumine: I'm even angrier now.

Lumine: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Mualani: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Lumine: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Lumine: This is a mistake Mualani, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Lumine: But not today Mualani, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

#{ in character }#{ crack }

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amybizarre · 2 months ago

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I'm in a Christmas mood-

Yes, in October-

I blame Instagram reels-

Anyways, I had this brainfart of an idea to try a Christmas themed event/challenge of sorts for this blog.

Obviously it'd take place during December, but I thought I'd carefully test out the waters first-I'd work on a prompt list for the 24 days leading up to Christmas and me and/or any participants who want to join can go wild with them.

Basically you can create anything based on this prompt, be it a short story, headcanons, incorrect quotes, drawings, anything!

I will most like create stuff for the Welcome Home Fandom only, but other fandoms are also welcome! Joy should be universally accessible!

You won't have to do every prompt, but try to get as many as you can. The Main goal is to have fun! ^w^ (And to get into the Christmas mood-)

I admit I haven't fully thought this through yet, but I wanted to share the idea and see who's interested or not.

I will also gladly answer any questions you might have.

That's it from me, enjoy the spooky season!

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #Other fandoms are welcome!#Christmas mood #Christmas event/challenge?#Just sharing my brainfarts lmao

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diazsdimples · 8 months ago

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3, 5, 13, 14, 18, 38 for the fun ask game!

So so many! Here we go!

3. 3 films you could watch for the rest of you life and not get bored of?

Christ, I'm really not a movie person but here's my go to 3. 1. Love Actually 2. Any of the Lord of the Ringses 3. Deadpool

5. What made you start your blog?

Keep seeing incorrect quotes on IG and Pintrest, realised there was actually a very big and active fandom for 9-1-1, decided I wanted to be a part of it. I'd also been writing small fics and didn't realise sharing them on tumblr was an option but when I did, it was all over for me

13. What are you doing right now?

Well I should be writing my essay for uni but alas, I can't be fucked. Currently going through my things to reblog and gonna crack down on some writing

14. What's something you've always wanted to do but maybe been too scared to do?

Do the Canyon Swing in Queenstown (that shit is SCARY but looks so cool), or try pursue a professional career in music.

18. Do you believe in ghosts and/or alients

Ghosts not really, aliens yes. The universe is how big? We'd have to be very elitist to assume we're the only life out there.

38. Favourite song right now?

The top of my On Repeat on Spotify is Texas Hold 'Em right now 😂 but the thing I'm listening to most atm is a piece of classical music cause it's very beautiful and brain calming

Ask me fun things!!

#james answers things #asks #ask game #fun asks #thank you for the ask!

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incorrectpsychopassquotes · 8 months ago

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About the Blog

This blog is just another in a long series of incorrect quotes blogs. It exists mostly because I (Mod Hughes) created some stupid edits to cheer up my sister (Mod Oz) when she was feeling rough. She suggested we should share them with others. The end result is this blog, which is probably filled more with private jokes and headcannons than accessible humour. That being said, any laughs you manage to find here are yours to keep.

Content Warnings

This blog is NSFW, because it uses a number of sources like offensive shirt slogans and TFLN which are inherently kind of inappropriate. That being said, all posts that are deemed too offensive or sexual will be tagged as NSFW so you can block that tag if you don't want to see that content. Bad language will not be tagged. You're accessing this content at your own risk, and you are responsible for moderating your own experiences.

Sources

These quotes mostly come from pop culture or common sources. Occasionally, they'll be T-Shirt slogans or another source: this doesn't necessarily mean it's the original source, just the source I found it on. I will try to credit the original source wherever possible, however I have very low spoons and may not always be able to locate the original sources. If I make a mistake, please send me a DM or Ask to let me know, so I can properly credit the sources.

Image Quality

Yes, I know. I've used the same images for multiple posts and the image quality is generally very poor. I have no access to decent screen caps for Psycho Pass, so it's not likely to improve any time soon. Though, if you happen to know of any good sources for screen caps (even if they're not the best quality), please feel free to DM me a link, or send an ask.

Submissions

I regret to inform you we will not be taking submissions. This is because I'm too busy to be going through all the submissions and generally have very low spoons. Frankly, I also find it easier to be responsible for the content posted on this blog when it was something we made ourselves. Don’t be disheartened; I'm sure there are plenty of other Psycho Pass blogs that will post your ideas. If you can't find someone who will, why not make your own blog?

Asks

Asks are open, and will remain open the entire time they aren't filled with hate, spam or other inappropriate content. I'm happy for people to reach out to me, so feel free to contact me if you feel like talking, or have something to say. If you want to speak to a specific mod, please specify.

#mod speaks #Read Me #pinned intro #faq post #mod hughes

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bumblee-stumblee · 11 months ago

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1.) You did imply that. You are using language to subtly imply that. Now you're claiming that I'm deluded

I'd like you to point out which of my beliefs are not true. What makes me self-centered?

You chose to respond to a post where I'm talking about keffals telling his underage audience that they shouldn't tell their parents about her they are getting online. You don't have the guarantee that his audience are all adults.

That's not me having my judgement clouded buddy, that's me showing concern over someone with a platform pushing the use of unregulated and homebrew hrt website that their partner hosts to an audience with impressionable and vulnerable children.

2.) Projection. Do you think what I went through just came out of nowhere? Like I just decided one day that I wanted to be a boy?

That I wasn't taking notice of how society treated women and wanted to not be treated that way. That society celebrated and were more forgiving towards men? Do you think the way that lesbians were treated and talked about didn't make me feel a certain way? You really think this idea that I wasn't a woman because dressed differently and didn't act the way I was told women acted came out of nowhere? That I'm just projecting all on my own?

That's wild. Starting to think you don't understand feminism. Especially the way you have terfs in your blog, even as a 'haha it's a just a little joke,' you're essentially saying that there are a group big women that are okay to demonize because they don't agree or believe the same things you do. It's just not giving "I used to be a feminist".

3.) Actually if a man came up to me and told me the world was flat I'd still tell him that the world is infact not flat. That he's wrong. And no matter if he understands or not, I'm not changing my position just because he's believed he's right. I assume that you would be placing radfems as the flat earther and trans community as the one refuting them but like, y'all are the flat earthers.

Yes actually I do tell foolish men that women are deserving of rights and respect, keeping silent does me more harm than out right telling him how wrong he is. Are you sure you ever practiced feminism?

Sex and gender are different, and I don't think I've ever said sex isn't real, especially when my blogs opens up like this

And I believe in sex based oppression. Sex is absolutely real.

You're free to quote where I've done this and I'll try my best to have a conversation where we can address these points.

>I will not invalidate your lived experience but.. ur wrong

Yeah ok, love that you're saying you won't and can't, but you absolutely are.

You should point out what studies and incorrect data I'm using or misrepresenting, I'm always willing to go back and correct myself. Tell me what and how the sources I'm using are sketchy at best and full blown propaganda. Because the one I've used are factual. You can't just make these claims hoping that someone naive will come by and assume you're correct. I encourage everyone to double check what they read and if you're saying I'm sourcing misinformation I'd like you to point to something specific.

Also lol, I don't care if people respect me.

now that keffals is scrubbing diyhrt I'll just upload these here

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