#yes i know its creepy as hell but its HOT

[biohazard-inevitable]

Ascends astarion because we’re yandere for yandere and theres nothin you can do about it

We were horrible from the start but now we are free

[666kuna]

Dilf! Sukuna would be one of those guys that defend women in danger+ would also be so bad at rizzing girls up that he just sounds desperate and pathetic[endearing]

“You’re the new teacher? I didn’t know they hired young girls these days. I wouldn’t even be surprised if you’d be the reason my son is getting his abc’s” he says as he looks at you up and down savoring every curve and line of your

You gave the parent a benefit of the doubt and took whatever he said as a compliment all while returning his “compliment” with an awkward chuckle.

“Thank you…”

“Say…if you come by my house and give some private lessons for him I’m more than capable to pay you more than the school does” he says smirking hiding the perversed meaning behind his shit request.

It’s the first time some weird parent tries to pull this type of behaviour on you the whole interaction leaves you in shock as you smile awkwardly trying to find the right words to respond and the patience to not punch him in the face. Your heart beats rapidly with your fists turning clammy and white from anxiety of not knowing what or how to respond to the fool of a parent.

“MISS Y/N I MISSED YOUUUUU” a familiar pink haired kid comes running as he gives you a hug. Shocked was an understatement by you were more than grateful for Yuuji to intervene.

“you know me and your teacher were having a conversation don’t your parents tell you that it’s rude to interrupt adults” The random parent says giving Yuuji a fake smile.

“Yeah? I’m the parent.” Sukuna says curtly with the most unamused expression known to man.

The male turns around to take a look at whoever the parent of the funky insolent child only to be greeted by a 6’5 fully tatted male who looked like he was more than capable to break his bones with just a simple flick. It also didn’t help the fact that Sukuna’s aura(lol) was more than threatening enough on its own without having to say a single word.

“I guess kids these days don’t learn enough manners I’ll take my leave for now” the inferior male says gulping as he puts up a front before scrunching up his face as he walks away.

Sukuna glares daggers at the stupid fool making sure he leaves the vicinity.

A huge breath of relief was let out as you kneeled down onto Yuuji’s height thanking him and his scarily hot dad for saving you from whatever the situation was.

“You guys have no idea how thankful i am, Yuuji you and your dad literally saved me”

“WE KNOWWWW, Hiro’s dad is a bit creepy” Yuuji says happily as he brings out a couple of souvenirs from his summer trip with his family to you before running into the building excitedly leaving you and his dad alone.

“Did he ask you if you for private lessons?” Sukuna asks with a smug smile

“Yes- what how did you know?!”

“He’s a douche and a weirdo he says that to every new teacher even the volunteers. I hope you’re okay after that interaction” Sukuna scoffs annoyed at the male’s behaviour. Knowing that Sukuna at his prime would’ve beaten the hell out of the weirdo for making women uncomfortable.

“I’m fine honestly I wish I could return the favour i don’t even know what i would’ve done if you and Yuuji didn’t come by” you say in a appreciative tone

Sukuna upon hearing this immediately takes the opportunity to ask you on something that has been on the back of his mind from the moment he laid eyes on you.

“You can return the favour by coming by my place for dinner I’ll cook, I can even pick you up just let me know when you’re free” he says in the spur of the moment not noticing he sounds like a desperate, desperate man.

You were so shocked at Sukuna’s abrupt response to the point you could literally feel the heat rising onto your cheeks making you smile sheepishly before bursting out in laughter.

“I didn’t think you would ask me that, but im free anytime on Saturday is it fine with you?”

“Saturday? Perfect” he says grinning as he sees you walking away he came to his senses realising he forgot to ask for your number

“You didn’t give me your number” he says from afar

It was your turn to leave him into the flustering mess. You smirked looking back at the giant of a male waiting for your response.

“I have yours don’t worry i’ll text you later” you say playfully.

It was true you do have his number. You’ve saved it from the moment he sent Yuuji on the first day.

Sukuna was lucky enough he didn’t have whatever his dad had cause frankly Sukuna would’ve probably gone into cardiac arrest with that statement alone. With that it is settled Yuuji will be sent off to Toji’s house for a sleepover while his dad gets straight to business.

Edit:not proofread was done when im literally ten secons awya from asleep i appoliguse for shit writing

[orionsangel86]

Absolutely rolling at Trixie and Katya's Dead Boy Detectives Review

Highlights Include:

Trixie channelling all of Tumblr by asking "is she les?" right as Crystal sees Niko and the glowing parasite lights for the first time.

Kayta projecting herself onto Esther lmao

"Neil Gaiman you know what he delivers on? Hot, Sexy, and Creepy"

"Gaiman recognises gay men" LMAO I can't BELIEVE you guys made THAT joke

"I'd rather suck cock than count cats" ASJKAJSAKJD

"They do seem gay for each other" (about Charles and Edwin)

The shade at Netflix making them watch stuff they hate but then stating that "they've got a good one here"

"Lesbianism is so much harder than people realise" (as they watch Maxine try to kill Jenny)

"I'm here for an impaling"

"She's amazing." "The casting, the performance" "She's incredible" THE LOVE FOR MY GIRL RUTHIE CONNELL HELLS YES!

"Everyone is bisexual until proven otherwise" "tea" YES LADIES I HAVE BEEN SAAAAAYING!

"All of this could have been avoided if you'd just sucked that cat cock" ASJAKDFJESLJDKAJDKAJ LMAOOOOOO Its true though

The excessive amount of thirst for the Cat King (GIRL SAME)

Play a drinking game to this and everytime they say "cunt!" or "cunty!" you have to drink a shot - you'll be on the floor by 10 minutes in

And finally, the best highlight:

"This was one of the best things we've watched. This was really really good."

[amphitriteswife]

Goo kim NSFW hc’s

💵 definitely more on the submissive side. He can be dominant if he wants to, or if you want him to be. But his main enjoyment is being a subby. He would 100% call you mommy and play along with your fantasies (even though its always his). He doesn’t have any shame in it either and doesn’t care if ppl hear it. Even Jonggun looked at him weirdly for him.

💵 probably the type to make content pure out of his own entertainment and money. It’s not that he needs money, he just think it fits well. He can slut himself out AND get payed? Hell yeah he’s doing that. He doesn’t care if ppl think he’s a hoe. Hating on ppl on 2024?? Crazy.

💵 fan of toys. Yes he doesn’t care he has both. You think he feels ashamed? Nah, he buys em with pride. Has handcuffs, rope, gags, dildo’s, vibrators, just anything you can think of he has. I feel like he would also buy fantasy toys, he wouldn’t use them necessarily but i think it’s to throw people off. Or to scare them off by making himself seem like a creepy kinky guy. Which he kind of is. Like imagine he gives you a dildo that’s shaped like a tentacle and calls it ‘Poseidon’s blessing’ or something. Throws you off right? Exactly what makes him Goo!

💵 around 17 cm (rivals with jonggun) but on the rather longer side than thick. He’s thicker on the base and isn’t very veiny. He has some veins but it’s not super visible, you can feel them though if he puts it in or if you touch it. The tip color is #F2B8C6. He would also have no hair around his dick or actually anywhere on his body aside from his head. He likes to be clean and smooth.

💵 actually likes it when it has hair. He has a thing for older women okay? He’s childish and whiny, he needs someone dominant and mature. So why hairy? He thinks it looks mature and definitely plays with the hairs. Does’t rly care for how hairy or how short it is. He’ll like it either way. He’ll twirl it around his fingers or run his fingers through them. Might start braiding it for the fun of it. He also thinks it looks hotter if he can see your cum on the hairs.

💵 i feel like it’s no surprise that watches porn. He’s not an addict but occasionally watches it. He doesn’t like the fake over the top stuff. He thinks that’s boring. He likes something that has plot, characters, entertainment. So he would watch erotic films. He usually watches it by himself if Jonggun doesn’t join him (he never joins him and thinks it’s weird) he might jerk off if it’s really hot but other than that it’s just to get him in the mood.

💵 Goo is into roleplay, any is fine to be honest. He’s a kinky but easy going man. He doesn’t mind if it’s fantasy, bdsm, or not so vanilla. He’s fine with everything. But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have any preferences. He would have a thing for you having dominant roles. He would be into things like boss x employee or teacher x student. Or some dominatrix stuff. Bonus points if you’re older than him.

💵 has a thing for licking tbh. He would probably lick your ear when he’s whispering during sex. Very talkative too, not necessarily the type to have a full on conversation but definitely more the type that teased you so much that it might annoy you. Yes he also licked you then. He just does it he doesn’t know why. But his licking also means he eats the nether. He’s also very very keen on being a hummer if he licks down there. Actually sucks too.

💵 Goo would be the one sending nudes. Mainly to get you to want him and not the other way around (p.s he wants you but he doesn’t like to admit it). His nudes mostly consist of him taking showers or when he’s partying. He might, with an heavy emphasis on might, take a few with Jonggun. Although Jonggun isn’t one to just let his nudes be seen to everyone. Goo would though.

That’s all i could think about. Sorry that it’s so short

[pruneunfair]

Hae Soo is a boring character+ what I do like so far about the story.

Before I start, I want to make it clear that while I do think Hae Soo is a dull FL, she is not the worst FL ever written.

This manhwa is frankly overhyped. I gave it the benefit of the doubt before since it only had around 20-30 chapters so of course it wouldn't be full of complexities right off the bat, but given how the story is going.. I predict this will just be a wattpad-esque tale.

I really don't like saying but first of all: Hae soo has all of those Y/N traits. Okay maybe that's a little exaggerating but it's still there in a way. Hae Soo is described by a lot of other characters as "aging" "ugly" and even calling her aunty/grandma depending on the translation. These are other people thinking this, not just Hae Soo and it's supposed to make her "relatable" for not being seen as totally hot by everyone.. but if you saw her body type and even her face which is just perfectly smooth with tiny lips and eyelashes that just look like eye bags, this gets contradictory.

And I'm not just saying the body type alone is bad. A lot of fans often retaliate with "your just jealous of her" (which why would anyone be unironically jealous of a drawing?) But that her body type is possible and actually yes, it is, is incredibly rare to get that body type without any modifications but it is possible. However this isn't because TOAWF wants to represent someone. Its the sexualize her.

I really dont know how to explain how the art is made to show off how sexy Hae Soo is without sounding creepy so I'll just drop a bunch of panels I found of her doing ordinary day-to-day things while her body becomes the most defining feature.

Personally, I think it's because the arms are too small for that torso. I'm sure there's more but I don't wanna be too nitpicky.

I do also want to specify that plenty of other female characters in the comic like Ari are also sexulized but most of the time with those characters, it's only when they are in inherent sexual situations. (Like all of the panels of Ari after she was either in the middle of or already finished sleeping with Micheol) wheras Hae Soo can be doing absolutely nothing at all and her clothes are drawn right as hell while all her body parts are sticking out like a sore thumb.

Another thing that makes Hae Soo dull is that she relies on how much the readers pity her. Left and right she's either being insulted or she's getting cheated on or she's getting bullied in flashbacks. Almost everything about her that is interesting is something that hurt her, not to say she doesn't have any personality at all, I can definitely see a little something in her but she still heavily relies on something bad happening to her to garner care from the audience, if it's not that it's her super sexy romance with Tae Ha.

speaking of Tae Ha, he isn't very interesting so far either. I think his reasons for being obsessed with Hae Soo are still largely unknown, hes mostly just the same "Mafia boyfriend." Archetype, he made a straight up doll to look like Hae Soo which..yeah that's creepy. He is only really liked because well, he's hot and NOT Micheol so he's already "better".

What I do like about TOAWF though is that they aren't skipping scenes just to get to the mid romance. We are actually getting chapters explaing Hae Soo and Micheols relationship before and how it used to be a sweet one until debt and miscarriage. We get to see Micheol with his new life with Ari that has hints of how much she is being manipulated. The comments might say "I don't wanna see trash. I wanna see my sexy Tae Ha with his Hae Soo." But differing perspectives and highlighting other characters is what's saving this story a little. You can't just skip all the important pieces for the "good stuff." And expect a good story.

That said I do understand the commenter's impatience because so far Micheol is leagues more interesting then the ML Tae Ha and like me, we just wanna know why this dude randomly liked Hae Soo to the point of making dolls of her. There just needs to be a middle ground between the two perspectives.

Final thoughts: I don't think Micheol should receive karma. I know, a really weird idea but here me out.

I understand the allure of these types of stories where the babe gets revenge on the loser ex but if we wanted to be both a unique and interesting story than Micheol being allowed to live on being a shitty person would work. It would be awful to think about, yes, but this is unfortunately the real world and in the real world, it is REALLY rare that a cheater will actually face karma. Micheol should be allowed his life with Ari, where she could either realize she's in an abusive relationship down the line and find the courage to nope out of there or she could stay and it would be a tragic ending and the painful truth that life isn't always fair. This could work well as long as the plot doesnt make it out as "Haha Ari! You deserve this! Haha!"

[thatflatenedfrogontheroad]

I made a tier list...

please make your own!! I need to see boomer nations opinions on our man!!!! I know the tiers are actually so vile so change them if you desire :)))

OK so my quick blurb on why they are their!! (working worst to best)

28. Identity Crisis #5 - HE WOULD KILL ME FOR THE FUN OF IT. It did bring about the most random rivalry between Tim drake’s fandom and boomer's which is very funny

27. Black Lantern - Oh no… he's back… like a boomerang. Ate his own son... RIP…. L skill issue

26. Sliver Age - Would actually call me a slur and say that I don't deserve rights. He would hate crime me and then solicit me for sex. He looks like he's wearing a dress… what a pretty lady.

25. Flash TV Show - EWWWWWWWW, he though he ate...

24. DC Online - He looks like he would punch me in face at a NYC bus stop

23. White Lantern - Don't look at me like that… stop. He's back from the dead like a boomerang?? Something about most of the New 52 boomerangs don't hit the same. the bride all in white :’)

22. Young Justice - Gave me the ick. You might be thinking... he looks identical to SS hell to pay, why is he down here?? Great question… HE WAS SO CREEPY TO ONE OF THE GIRLS IN YOUNG JUSTICE….. WHO IS A MINOR!

21. Injustice Movie - Just because your in the background… doesn't save you from this list!!!

20. New 52 - Ok he's kinda hot if you look through your peripherals…Why are you wearing skinny jeans… you millennial

19. Harley Quinn TV Show - He's fine… just fine. “We’ll stack out bingo… Boomer loves an older woman” NO HE MUST LOVE ME! I AM VERY VERY MATURE FOR MY AGE

18. Flash: Sins of the Father - Can you please stop talking in the 3rd person… you are starting to sound crazy.

17. Most Wanted - I know jack shit about him. That's probably because he is barely in a comic issues THATS NAMED AFTER HIM!

16. Flash Point Paradox - His fight scene actually ate. I'm a sucker for Boomer being with the Rogues. If cyborg can take his belt off… so can I

15. Suicide Squad 2021 - Wow they somehow gave him even less lines than his first movie. 1. He doesnt look like boomer. 2. His accent is so bad… and hes AUSTRALIAN 3. His acting low key kinda mid 4. They killed off two of the only OG suicide squad members they had on the cast 5. He dies in the first 20min and in the most disrespectful way

14. Suicide Squad 2016 - The only good thing to come from this man is the fanfiction he brought. THIS FUCKING MOVIE MADE HIM A CANON BRONY WHICH I CAN NOT FORGIVE. GET THIS OUT OF MY SMUT BEFORE FREAK THE FUCK OUT >:( Fuck him and pinky too, you son of a bitch!!!! (its not that serious lol... i just want him to stop fucking a toy horse... please guys)

13. This Goober Alien Guy - I know nothing. He just kinda showed up… and I'm not mad just a little confused. He looks like he needs a hot chocolate and a hug :)))) 

12. Lego Batman Movie - Low key an icon. What I would do to get my hands on one of these sets… I would come close to killing someone for it

11. DC Lego Super Villains - If he wasn't Lego I would propose (Shane Dawson style) Once again what I would do for the very discontinued Lego set tie in…

10. Batman: Brave and The Bold - Those cheekbones could cut someone. Why are you wear a mini skirt… take it off ;)

9. Suicide Squad (comic) - Yes I know he was drinking and driving but he's not real so it doesn't count!!! The beginning of the Boomer Mobile! THE GAP TOOTH DUDE!

8. Justice League Unlimited S1 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ok the hairline is… bad…. But so is mine twin!! I LOVE THAT THEY GAVE HIM PROPER CLOTHES AND NOT RAGS DUDE

7. Agent of Oz - is this picture is my school profile pic...yes… and??HE'S COVERED IN BLOOD AND IM GIGGLING!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Stjepan Sejic's Boomer - Choke hold and choke me...  I want to hear his voice but he can't break his mewing streak…The ungodly things I would let him do to me

5. Dark: Apocalypse War - Constantine! Boomer! GIRLS! GIRLS!! ILL SLEEP WITH BOTH OF YOU!!! I was not expecting him in this movie so I started to freak out when he showed up DUDE. PLEASE LET ME SIT ON IT

4. Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay - I'm a ride he wouldn't survive… I DONT HAVE WORDS TO DECRIBE HOW I FEEL DUDE… I WOULD DO ANYTHING HE ASKED FOR NO JOKE. Dead on the floor

3. Justice League Unlimited S2 - The glow up in REAL... had me on my hands and knees as a 3rd grader… and still on my knees today. I have never wanted someone to fuck me in the back alleyway of a shit bar so bad in my life

2. Batman: Assault on Arkham - The one that started it all… he is the reason I am this way. no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom BUT GREG ELLIS IS PUBLIC ENIME NUMDER ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!

AND THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!! WE ALL SAW IT COMING

1. Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League - I AM GNAWING ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!!!! He has it all, the face, the VOICE, the look, the character!!!!! It is hands down the most consistently good representation of captain boomerang out their… and its canon that's he has a big dick :D I would sell my first born to get one night…

Thank you all for reading this word vom, I am sick in the head <3

if any of the comic issues are off or something please let me know :)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make your our and tag me!! i need to see them <3<3<3

[theunholybastard]

Kinktober: October 17th - Public Sex (Papa Emeritus II x Female!Reader)

Tags: Plus-Sized!Reader, Established Relationship, Public Sex, Quickie, Sexual Frustration, Risky Behavior, Cum-Shot, No Aftercare, 2nd Person POV

It wasn't fucking fair. Not in the slightest. He hasn't touched you in forever. Well, about a month or two, but it felt like decades. Swamped with touring, only to come back home and be bombarded with meetings that last practically till the crack of dawn. When he does finish his duties, coming home to your shared bedchambers, you have already fallen asleep. It's like the ministry was working against him. For a congregation so encouraging of sex, they seem to be doing everything in their power to prevent him from getting his dick wet.

And there you were, running about doing whatever business you were put in charge of getting done that day. Your habit clung to your body, a little too tight. Perhaps it shrunk in the wash, perhaps you've been eating particularly well while he was away, or maybe it was just sweat making your uniform cling to you so snugly, from the hot sun beaming down on you while you were in the gardens earlier. It doesn't matter. You were tempting. As tempting as the forbidden fruit itself, and he was Eve, foolishly reaching for a taste of you, to Hell with the consequences.

Your curves, the way your body bounced with every move, so innocent yet so sinful. He had to have you, right here, right now. The painful straining in his pants would never go away if he didn't have his way with you immediately. He didn't care if the whole Clergy saw you two. Well, he kind of cared, primarily for your sake. Which is why when the hallways were mostly clear, he snuck up behind you, quickly pulling you into the nearest broom closet for the slightest ounce of privacy.

He cupped a hand over your mouth so you didn't scream out, and his calm, quiet voice assuring that you were safe allowed you to relax, now that you know it was him who grabbed you and not some creepy stranger. When he was certain you wouldn't make a sound, he removed his hand, leaning close to whisper hotly against your ear. "Need to have you." He growled, dipping his hands underneath your habit to pull down your panties, shoving them in his pants pocket for safe keeping.

"Been wanting you all day. Fuck, I've been wanting you all month. But I couldn't have you. It's been torture. Has it been torture for you too, dolcezza?" You gasp at his touch, one hand remaining securely on your waist while the other is focused on frantically trying to undo his belt, needing to free himself from the confines of his pants as quickly as possible before he explodes. You nod. "I knew it. Will you let me have you now? In this closet, for anyone to accidentally stumble in on or overhear? Do you want that, mia bella?"

"Secondo..." You shudder, awaiting both of his strong hands on you once more. He grunts. "It's a yes or no answer, my love. We don't have much time to ourselves here. I need you to say it."

"Yes, Papa." Was all he needed, on you in an instant, ravaging you. Your lips were smashed so tightly together it was almost painful, the two of you practically melting together. He fumbles around with his pants for an almost laughable amount of time, before finally getting his cock out of its restraints. He hisses pleasurably at the cool air hitting his hot, heavy tip. He swiftly hooked an arm under one of your legs, pulling up and wrapping around his waist so he can at long last have access to you.

You weren't prepared for this abrupt merging of bodies, therefore you weren't nearly wet enough to take him just yet. He took notice, spitting into his palm and rubbing up and down his shaft to gain the much needed lubrication. There wasn't enough time to make you naturally wet unfortunately, but it's not like he was going to go in dry and hurt you. He lined himself up with your cunt, rubbing the tip over your clit teasingly, once, twice, before pushing in.

His hand had to fly to your mouth once more. You always struggled with keeping quiet, to no fault of your own. He was just so huge, his thickness stretched you so deliciously, and especially from this angle, the head of his dick kissed your cervix every thrust. He had to quiet himself too, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he mindlessly bucked into you. "Shhh..." He shushed, muffled against your dampened skin.

The closet was ridiculously tiny, barely fitting the two of you. No wonder nobody uses this one for storage anymore. It was good in this case though, knowing that no one was going to be looking through here anyways, and not to mention, the tight space only forced your bodies to be pressed as close together as possible. The fucking he was giving was so incredible, it was a crime that you had to stifle your reactions. He hated it more than you though, wanting nothing more than to hear you sing for him. Soon enough, he will, but if this is the best he can work with right now, then so be it.

The blood drains from your face when you hear footsteps walking through the hallway, past the door of the closet you were being defiled in. You knew you had to really try your hardest and keeping quiet now. You heard the voices of multiple Siblings, some just gossiping as they were passing by, some calling out your name, frustratedly asking where you went. You still had so much work left to do, and here you were, abandoning your responsibilities to get dicked, and leaving the burden of all your unfinished business up to your friends. You're not a good team player, aren't you? Oh well.

Secondo hadn't had sex in a month, a new record for him, and that was catching up to him, his orgasm building up quicker than he'd like it to. Sure, this was meant to be quick, but he had to make you cum first. What kind of man would he be if he didn't? He tried to concentrate on literally anything else other than the tight wet heat enveloping his length, anything to make him last longer for you, to just get a few more thrusts in. It was a race on who will cum first, a race he desperately wanted to lose.

But when he heard the little squeak you let out underneath his palm, your voluptuous thighs jiggling as they shook, eyes rolling back, he knew it was time. One last thrust and you came, rendering you instantly limp in his arms, catching you securely, like he always has. Now that he finally got what he wanted, he could grant himself release. He pulled out before you could even finish riding out your orgasm, making it not exactly as satisfying as you would've liked, but still an orgasm nonetheless. His cum spurted all over your leg, a little getting on your habit by accident.

He wiped you clean to the best of his ability with the non visible side of his robes, mumbling softly that he'll have one of his Ghouls clean it later. You held each other till you were both sure the coast was clear, stumbling out of the closet and going your separate ways without a word. It was a wonder he still looked so composed, because you looked like a train wreck. Your uniform all wrinkled, Secondos lip paints smeared on your neck, the drying cum stain on the hem of your skirt. You stopped dead in your tracks when a realization crashed down upon you. Oh no.

Secondo still had your panties.

-

[doofus-and-dragons]

Thoughts on Malevolent e1:

Starting off strong with amnesia

Who is this echoed robo Stanley parable mother fucker I like him?

Rip Arthur

"What is it?" "A book" Thank you Narator who's voice keeps getting progressively deeper

Arthur seems pathetic little man he's cute

WHO IS THIS ANGRY ROBO BITCH GODDAMN THE MAN HAS NO MEMORIES CHILLAX

"Your whimpering is awfully distracting" Maybe don't posses a pathetic little bitch (lovingly)

Bound? Seems kind of gay if you ask me

WHO ARE YOU GAY ROBO BITCH

Watch it there's a... piano? Angry keyboard dog?

I need Arthur carnaly. First episode and he whimpers. WHIMPERS WHILE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO BY AN AGRESSIVE VOICE

AND HE PLAYS PIANO

HE WILL BE MY WIFE

Ah yes, best first date idea: hide the body of your busniess partner and best friend while plotting a possible murder together.

Eddie is fair. I would also be suspicious of this whimpering buffoon.

Who the hell is this demon robo dude? He's kind of toxic and I love him.

"Look at him" "I cant" Dude forgot he took Arthur's eyes XD

Arthur baby I love you so much please don't let Eddie beat you up

"Look in the mirror I want to look at you." Kinda gay bro

"I do not like to be pushed around." Sound like something a guy who likes to be pushed around would say

"...noted." note the sarcasm in that echoed tone.

Demon voice, you seem like you keep forgetting Arthur is a very good detective.

Oh? Lore drop already? Fucking awesome

YES INTRODUCING ALTERNATE TIMELINES ALREADY! IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHIT!

DEAD VOICE GUY YEEEAH

ITS 1934!?!? FUCK YEAH!!!!

Someone is avoiding the questioooon

Mayhaps it is because ye voice has trauma?

Oh yeah. Trauma dump already.

It must be 1934, taxi fair is less than 3 bucks. Damn

"Describe everything to me." Arthur you are so cute.

Yessss 1934 music! I love it.

This voice guy is really trying to push his emotions down and it isn't working that well. Babygirl we can all tell you're troubled. Do you need a hug? A cup of cocoa?

"Crouch low and put your back against the ckunter." "Arthur: *old man groaning sounds*" babygirl that's not very sneaky

"Relax. That was a close call. it won't be the last." That's reassuring.

That "well done arthur" sounded awfully suspicious

Arthur is so smart and this traumatized voice keeps forgetting that.

Oh shit he already has an enemy he doesn't know. This escalated quite quickly

These two are already bickering.

This guy is surprisingly angry about him not helping the police investigate a murder he was already investigating the disappearance of the victim. Chill out dude he's a PI not a criminal investigator.

"Arthur it's another small room!" It sounded so aggressively excited that I had to stop because I started laughing that was so cute what.

Hm. Sounds creepy...and hot.

What was that name again??? Asking for a friend ofc.

Dint turn random stones have you learned nothing from horror movies? Oh, wait, 1934. Right.

Arthur would be the horror movie girl who survives because she wants nothing to do with the stupid false solutions.

PORTAL TO HELL PORTAL TO HELL PORTAL TO HELL!!!

AAAHH THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!! HELL YEAH!!!

[multifandomslxt]

Nct 127 as fratboys Pt.1

I enjoyed this wayyyyyy too much lmaoo

Taeil

first off

baby he don't wanna be here lmaoooo

He don't even know how he got in a frat in the first place

he majors in one of three things

comp sci

finance

or accounting (Yes finance and accounting are different)

Taeil wouldn't be your typical frat boy

he's definitely turning his assignments in on time

and he is never

and I mean NEVER up for a party

but allows it to happen anyway

however, if its finals season...

He is the one who shuts the party down when the clock touches 12

"Everyone get the fuck out! You have exams in a few hours"

The father of the frat honestly

He's pretty laid back and doesn't bother anyone

Some would think that he doesn't get laid either but c'mon now

he fucks around ALOT!

Don't let him fool you

Has had a threesome multiple times

but don't tell anyone I told you that

He hates the parties but always gets 4-5 BJs at each

and guess what y'all

if you fuck him

NO ONE WILL KNOW!

he won't brag about it and he won't tell a soulllll

If his friends are eyeing someone he's been with b4

and they ask him about her

trust and believe this man won't say a word

he'll shrug and be like "Ion know"

ughhh and he pulls easily too

Usually he beats around the bush

but always makes it clear he doesn't want anything serious

all in all he's a sneaky and quiet fratboy

lol

Johnny

Yeah...

everybody knows about this bitch right here

He is a business major.

Period

do not question the facts

doesn't give too much fucks about his grades though

as long as he gets a degree after this shit

he's good.

He would be known as the irresistible heartbreaker

cuz he WILL pull you in

and then drop you after he fucks.

I'm just being honest here y'all lmaoo

He is THE life of the party

like if a party is happening and he ain't there...

it's gonna be lame asf

He and Jaehyun are notorious for making their coma-inducing

jungle juice

Surprisingly he has a good fashion sense for a frat boy

oh and he definitely comes from a rich family

so yk he's driving his car around blasting

Drake and Tyga

Smokes hella w33d btw

like I'm not even joking

his circle clean as hell though

vibes are always through the roof

He fucks every other day

and everybody knows he does

why?

because he posts about it on social media

yup.

i said it.

He would definitely tag your ass too

so if yk you don't like the inanet knowing

that your- in his words- "pum pum wetter than the ocean"

then leave this man alone

lmaoooo

overall a menace and a jerk- typical fratboy (I'm sorry I wanted him to be sweet too lol)

Taeyong

He's a nerd.

I'm sorry but Taeyong does not belong in a frat 😭 jk k

but

He 100% has his legos displayed in his room

like don't even say it's not true

His idea of a fun time is spending hours building a lego set

He's definitely a communications major

maintains a relatively good gpa

so he's ight.

And a ladies man

Oh yupp

Everyone who has his twitter sees his posts about pussy eating.

And lemme tell you something

Bitches have lined up in front of the frat to get eaten out by this man

ya hear me???

And he brags about it on the dl

would be notorious for attending 2-3 parties for the semester tho

why?

his legos.

he NEVER has a shirt on

I swearrrrrr

he also smokes w33d with Johnny sometimes

but doesn't do it often bcz it tends to fuck him up a bit too much

can't roll one to save his life lmao

in terms of fucking he only does it when he's stressed

Did a threesome with Taeil once

He's the type to stare you down from some creepy ass dark corner at a party if he finds you hot.

He's definitely not the type to just tell anyone that he ate you out or fucked you randomly

but if one of his friends were to ask him

he's telling it all and giving you a rating outta 10.

for your sake

you betta hope he don't give you anything below 6.

[kyabetsuhime]

Hiyori Tomoe 3☆ – How's the Weather With All Three Together?

Characters: Kanata, Hiyori, Rinne Season: Summer Translation: ksts Proofreading: yuno

Hiyori: I’m home! And since I’ve returned, you should greet me ardently! …Oh? I don’t hear any excited greetings. Should I repeat myself?

Kanata: Fufu. I can hear you just fine, “Ohisama”-san~

Hiyori: Jeez, you’re being mean, Kanata-kun! I feel lonely if I don’t get a response, so be a dear and reply to me right away!

Kanata: Okay, welcome home~ “Ohisama”-san, you’re always so bright and sunny, so I took a moment to “bask in your light” and admire you.

Hiyori: If you want to look at me, I’ll let you, but wasn’t this the wrong time to do it? Eh?! What’s that on my bed? It looks a little creepy…

Kanata: Heh-heh! That’s the “best-selling plushie” from the “Aquarium”. I brought it as a gift for my “roommate”. Like a “symbol of our friendship”.

Hiyori: You’ve already given me one before. And it was a much cuter, uh… What was it again?

Kanata: You mean the “flapjack octopus”?

Hiyori: Yes-yes, that! It was cute, but I can’t really say this one has the same charm.

Kanata: Uu. You don’t like “Giant Isopod”-san? But he’s so “adorable”!

Hiyori: Uwah! Keep its belly away from me! It has so many legs, it’s giving me the creeps! Give me only cute plushies next time, okay? I’m sure Rinne-senpai would love this one though.

Rinne: I’m ho~ome ♪ Were ya two just talkin’ ‘bout me?

Kanata: Welcome back, “Chief”-san.

Hiyori: That’s a lot of stuff you have there, Rinne-senpai! Did you bring another one of your “prizes”?

Rinne: Hell yeah ♪ I was super lucky today! I won big ♪ So here’s a lil somethin’ for ya two. I got all kinds of sweets, so grab whatever ya want ♪

Hiyori: Hmm?~ As usual, just some regular sweets? Well, I guess I’ll have the chocolate ones.

Kanata: I’m not hungry, so I’ll just take the “dried sardine” snacks. They contain calcium…

Rinne: Hey-hey, c’mon, don't be so cold! You’re makin’ Rinne-kun cry~

Hiyori: Faking tears like that is not very mature of you, Rinne-senpai. Anyway, go take a shower. I don’t really like the smell of that place you hang out at, you know?

Kanata: I “agree”~ Should we spray some “air freshener”?

Rinne: Pachinko halls are all smoke-free now, so it shouldn't be that bad… Hey-hey, hold on, Kanacchi! Why don’t ya stop pointin’ that spray at me?! Aight, aight, fine! Rinne-kun’ll go take a shower like a good boy~

Kanata: …Ah.

Hiyori: What’s wrong, Kanata-kun?

Rinne: GYAH! Cold!!!

Kanata: I was taking a “bath” before you two came back.

Hiyori: …Ah, so you left the water cold again, didn’t you? Even though I always tell you to set it back to warm after you're done!

Kanata: How rude of you to say “again”. This is only the seventh time this week, you know.

Rinne: Achoo! That was horrible…

Hiyori: You’re back surprisingly soon.

Rinne: My whole body got cold, so I decided to fill the bath with hot water. Even with clothes on, I’m still cold!

Hiyori: If so, try hugging that plushie. It should warm you up a little.

Rinne: Whoa, the hell’s this? Some kind of cryptid? Is it tryin’ to invade my bed or somethin’?

Kanata: That’s “Giant Isopod”-san! He’s “extra-large,” so you can even use him as a “pillow” ♪

Rinne: Really? Aight, I’ll take him then. And as a thank-you, ya can grab as many sweets as ya want, no limit ♪

Hiyori: …Hmm? I should buy you two something as well. Is there anything you want?

Kanata: What’s this all of a sudden?

Hiyori: Gifts aside, what matters is that I felt the genuine intention to give me something behind them. It wouldn’t be right for me to just accept without giving anything in return, right? I don’t have to, but I do want to return the sentiment.

Kanata: The “souvenirs” you occasionally bring are more than enough, though. Hmm~ But if you’re asking, I’d prefer a “fish”~ Bring me a “luxurious fruit of the sea,” please… ♪

Rinne: Ooh, sounds nice! Then I’m down for some tasty pizza!

Hiyori: Seafood, pizza… Are you two perhaps planning to throw a party in here?

Kanata: Ehehe. A “party” sounds fun~ Who should we invite? For the “life of the party,” how about asking Wataru?

Rinne: Should we post a notice ‘bout it somewhere? We could leave the door open, and everyone will probably just barge right in. We’ll add more food too and make this fancy as hell! Kyahaha ☆

Hiyori: The conversation is moving way too fast, but seriously, please don't try to cram a bunch of people into a room that's already too small for just the three of us! That is. If all you're worrying about are the food and guests, then this won't even be a third-rate party. I’m gonna have to teach you a thing or two about being a proper host!

Rinne: What's with all the complaints ‘bout the space bein’ cramped? Ya sure do seem pretty hyped up ‘bout it too, ain't ya, Hiyori-chan?

Hiyori: I’m all for a lively atmosphere too, you know! A quiet party would just feel lonely and depressing. You guys don't like loneliness too, right? If we are to do this, it has to be an elaborate party everyone can enjoy! In the end, what matters the most is making everyone smile! That will surely be a fine weather… ♪

★ directory ★

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

I’m sorry but I’m just a really huge Yves stan. Like listen, Yves would freak me out so bad that I would probably be sweating profusely every time he is within a 6 feet radius, but like as someone who went through parentification and was essentially a glass child with unmet needs when I was younger , the motherly vibes that Yves exudes,,, I’m sorry but I would be hooked, addicted even. Hell I might become the yandere too who knows LMAO.

Like Monty would be cool because I wouldn’t be as intimidated by him, well aside from his sheer size but he’s just a bit sleezy to me I dunno but Yves has this sort of lithe, vampiric, serpent like essence to him that would make me nervous but excited. Hell having someone pour into me in THAT fashion would have me excited.

Also and like correct me if I’m wrong (this is my interpretation) but I feel like Monty is the type of guy that would’ve folded for any person that gave him attention during that time. Like reader was just caught up at the right (wrong) time and now has him following them everywhere, when this literally could’ve been someone else (I think this was already addressed in the story, either this one or the first Monty story I can’t remember) but like YVES, I feel like he has a specific reason why he chose the reader, we would never know but there’s probably something really unique about his darling that makes him so enamored, maybe it a combination of things, who knows. But I feel like his love is more unique and special, to me.

I dunno man I just want someone to check up on me like Yves, I’m down bad.

tw: implication of suicide

YES I BE FUKIN DOWN BAD 4 YVES TOO CAUS HE IS SO MOTHERLY

okay so like the reason why Yves is so into you has been a hot topic on this account, originally i planned to be like some sort of reincarnation shit but that wouldn't hold much water and it would be a little too creepy to imply that he was watching even before ur birth, kinda like preordering a partner and that's already grooming

so i left it vague and up for interpretation and just said he's the allegory of a perfect parent (one link within the link) like i promise i do not condone grooming n incest shit but like, something about having someone knows you deeply and wholly like a fucking parent is really hot, not hot in the "i want to fuck my mom and dad" kinda way, but more like "OH GOD PLEASE I FUCKING WISH YVES IS REAL I WANT TO BE TAKEN CARE OF SO BAD AND I WANT SOMEONE TO SEE IM SUFFERING AND TAKWE IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEAASSSEEEEEEE"

these themes literally show up in almost all my works esp Yandere older brother, Yandere best friend and heavily in my Language Barrier series

Whereas for monty, that was my attempt of like trying something new, stuff that I' don't necessarily fancy but it's a nice change of pace, the exact opposite of Yves; the stereotype of the man of the house: dirty, manchild (cant cook), fixes shit his own, doesn't even own a house to handle its affairs, uses dishsoap to wash himself, sex fiend, financially irresponsible, inattentive but trying his best beer is my best friend

Whereas Yves is a stereotype of the woman, cooks, clean, has a 20 step skincare routine, takes care of his looks, hygiene, dress up well, proper etiquette, makeup, handles the finance, saving himself after marriage, more research than the FBI, loves fashion, fitness, live laugh love

and like i get it im not surprised , there will be those who prefer monty over Yves and Yves over monty. just like there's this anon who said something along the lines of Monty are for those who want to fix him, while Yves is for those who wants to BE fixed.

i did have a lot of anons disliking both sides of the yin n yang which was expected n shit

and yes ur right, Monty would have fallen for anyone who saved him not necessarily you, you just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time- but his saving grace is that once he latched on , he's never letting go there is no one that could replace you. Mans is going to off himself if you're gone

in conclusion, im also downbad for yves

sauryy montyy

[mikeellee]

MHA gags are strange

Look, I do enjoy some fics where Izu is with pro heroes, he is fictional and those are fics...but its strange to put this on your manga.

I find it even shocking she found Izuku handsome-bc Hori does want YOU to see Izu as a loser. I am also shocked she shows attraction to Shoto, I mean, makes sense (rich, handsome) but he is the son of Endy...that would be a big risk.

This only makes me glad I´m writing besties bc we all slept on the potential of Pixieboob being a major creep. Yes, she is a woman and a hot one...that doesn't mean a thing. (I know it sounds rich coming from as I stated how I like Izu smut fics, but like in fics of Ao3 you can find any ship...but put this on a manga and be a gag?? not cool. Hell, if you are to put this....at least commit to the bit)

To add here on my thoughts: I do think Hori is an incompetent and unprofessional writer bc he puts things like this as a joke or even less than that and...we are supposed to ignore, unless it's about his fav abuser then we are meant to side with the abuser. He destroyed his own story bc he needed to coddle with all his favs abusers. What pixieboob did with the boys is inappropriate, sure we see the male perv character (it is annoying) and while she didn't SA them...the implications here are ignored by the fandom. In a way, we do have two sorry predators in this story (grey area here as saying creepy shit to teens is not ilegal, per se. But should make others raise eyebrows) with pixieboob and midnight...both are hot women.

[mdhwrites]

Question on What TOH Episode is its 'True Colors'?

Someone in my Discord told me about someone with the hot take of Hollow Mind being more shocking and disturbing than True Colors which... Sure. I do know I've heard people want to take swings at True Colors with TOH episodes though and I'm kind of curious about the one people think is the TOH equivalent.

The two I can really think of are King's Tide or Hollow Mind, partially because both feel like season finales. Hell, this did make me wonder if Hollow Mind was meant to be the original S2 finale which would have meant making Luz's angst arc EVEN LONGER. Also potentially meant half a season to an entire season was meant to be spent between Hollow Mind and King's Tide and... Boy that's a thought that just continues to fuel me saying TOH wanted fives seasons, not three.

Not that I think either are anywhere near as good mind you, not that it should be shocking to anyone to hear that. Hollow Mind has the big twist villain reveal and wants to be resolving things like True Colors did by having stuff like the Grimmwalker reveal but the problem there is the lack of patience on TOH's side as it already told us Belos' secret in Elsewhere Elsewhen and the fact that no one who isn't a part of the fandom could never have even heard of a Grimmwalker before now. Not when its foreshadowing is a foreground element for five seconds during the S1 finale. Not only that but while so much wolrdbuilding in Amphibia explains things like the toads taking control through brute force but being bad at holding onto power, Hollow Mind is actively shooting TOH's worldbuilding in the head.

Then there's King's Tide which has the big clash of armies, actually facing the bad guy and losing, and resolution on... Really just the elements that were set up between King's Tide and Hollow Mind. There's no series long pay offs like with Spranne against the world leading to the transformation or the fact that Polly is a baby having the reveal of her legs. It also fails in its own setup because while yes, King being able to pull the Collector out makes logical sense, dramatically it should have still taken King's blood. Otherwise, the fact that they have spent half a season getting rid of Amity's glove is entirely pointless except for false stakes. It actively makes previous episodes worse because you understand how pointless they were, INCLUDING HOLLOW MIND since its main moment of pathos during the B plot is about making Luz not be able to go home, even though the fact that they need to use Titan's Blood for that is really stupid.

There's also just a lack of depth from both episodes. There's nothing nearly as good as Andrias' backstory clashing with logic so as to make him make his twin mistakes during the episode. There's no push and pull of Sasha's fantasies and her desire to keep what she wants intact versus the fact that she is in a lot of pain. No moment of utter tragedy like Marcy's reveal.

Is any of this horrifying? Not really because there's no giant, creepy monster but it hits a lot harder and is a lot more tragic than anything TOH ever threw out because the whole series has built up to these moments of tragedy. They're horrifying both in their inevitability and in how much you want them to have gone a different way. They're joyous because when moments of victory come up, they're using the strengths we understand with each of these characters to manage it, as well as exploiting emotional weaknesses.

Or, you know, you could gut your entire world's history and worldbuilding for the sake of trying to claim your villain is interesting. Or have Luz only win by having a glyph act in a way that we've never seen it act before nor makes any thematic sense with its limitations. Or, just to jab at the finale too because Titan Luz SHOULD be compared more with this transformation, not Amphibia's S3 powers, you can give Luz a powerup that symbolically means nothing and comes out of complete nowhere, instead of one that symbolizes in so many ways how connected to this world Anne is and the growth she has undergone to deserve this transformation.

And for anyone curious: YES, watching True Colors, and even being able to easily come up with a pitch ONLY for changing this one episode to make Amphibia have been a satisfying, two season series, does make me just more annoyed at the excuses I hear thrown around to try and say TOH is better than Amphibia or deserves more of a pass on its writing flaws even while people demonize parts of Amphibia's writing.

*sigh* I actually hadn't originally planned to go hard on the analysis in this but like I said yesterday, True Colors is living rent free in my brain now for just how amazing it is and I definitely also heard people trying to call Hollow Mind and King's Tide the True Colors of TOH and just... No. TOH doesn't have the writing quality or the patience to even have a True Colors. Not when an episode like True Colors only comes from someone who genuinely was ready to set all the dominos into place for a payoff that big and satisfying.

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 89

Why is Ashley's hammer so tiny?

Strange voice choices ... Ashley: "Wait, what's an English accent?" Proceeds to entirety fail to work it out ... oh, but Taliesin trying Jester is so much worse ... Travis, what the fuck is that? Oh, but Marisha's Nott is actually pretty good ... XD

Oh yeah, that's right ... it's full of city!

Great way to sell it, Laudna ...

Oooooh, plotting ... goodie!

Aha, Juggernaut ... and two little chewing gum guys? Oh, they're FUNGUS? Weird ... Gaz Tomo? Oh yes, of course ... he's huge ... and like a huge John Wayne kinda dude? Crazy ... XD

Myceit? Intriguing ... so they ARE sentient mushrooms, basically ... bizarre ...

Way to give the big man a major existential crisis regarding his food choices, FCG ...

Wait, so the Weave Mind are big bad eugenicists? Boooooo!

"Marked at birth?" Fuck ... this really IS a Mind control-based totalitarian dictatorship ...

The Arx Creonum ... yeesh ...

I'm sorry ... RESET?!!! Like the Matrix?

The Crush? Hmmmm ...

"Psychic bioengineering" ... weird ... it IS a shame they can't get their hands on some of this tech ...

"Taking out the trash?" Oof ...

Quakes? Crap! Not good!

Hey, sometimes revenge can be good ...

Ozo Cruth? This would be the Big Bad, then ...

Oh, I get it. So Gaz is like Johnny Bravo, then? XD

The Tectus? Ewww ... politicians? There's just no getting away from them ...

Holies? Sounds like fun ...

Oh yeah, proper theological GENOCIDE ... not good at all ...

The Great Question ... would you really WANT to know?

The endeavours .. okay then ...

A lengthy figure? If couldn't be ... FUCKING IRA!!! You prick! He couldn't have made it easier for them, could he?

Oh yeah, he's still SO CREEPY ...

Evoroa? A missing Bormodo scientist they need to find? Hmmm ...

Colloquium of Candescense ...

Ludinus' doomsday MacGuffin ... hmmm ...

Dark emerald dragonborn? An emissary of the Strife Emperor ... Bizodan Amorai? Ye gods ... make it easier on us, Matt, PLEASE ...

Prison Break at the Glass Garrison? Ooooh ... THAT sounds like a hot ticket ...

The Changebringer is "broken road?" Hmmmm ...

ASSASSINATION MISSION?!!!

Oh wait .. are they going after Liliana?

Sleep on it ... oh boy ...

Oh my gods ... mushroom escorts? Adorable ... and kind of creepy too ...

A literal bag of water ... CLEAN water, at least ...

This is NOT very private ...

Yes. How DOES Imogen feel about this?

How old IS Imogen? She's 28? Okay, then ...

Oh crap ... orb check? Ah hell ... Otohan is closer now ...

Other possibility is maybe going up against Fearne's real DAD ... hmmmm ...

Oh boy ... emotional intensity engaged! O.O Either choice will definitely be heavy ...

IS there ant chance of bringing Liliana back to the good? Would it be a lost cause? Hmmmm ...

Hey, come on, guys! Bad idea! You NEVER split the party!

"The worst Denny's ever" ... no shit, Chetney!

CAN Fearne summon her demon booty call?

Coin flip! Yay! Whoa ... it lands ON ITS EDGE?!!! Oof ... not a good sign ...

Yes! A Greater Restoration would be helpful, yes ... bring Ashton back up to top level again, Letters!

Ooooh ... the tragic backstory of Gaz Tomo! Whoa ... that's pretty cool ...

29? That's like a STUPID good persuasion ...

The Woven Music Grand Hall? Hmmm ...

Himbo of the Moon ... pfft ... XD

Every part of this plan does sound like a REALLY BIG RISK ...

Oh boy ... so they're gonna try to get through to Liliana in dream tonight ... oof ... this is SO SPECTACULARLY STUPID ...

Oh gods ... the lights or going RED ... never good ...

Holy shit, FCG could bring EVERYBODY along this time? Astounding ... and really dangerous ... yeah, better not to ...

CONTACT!!! Matt: "And we're gonna go to break!" AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Nervous ... so very nervous ...

Oh boy ... this is gonna be such s tough, emotionally devastating heart-to-heart, isn't it?

Fuck ... Liliana really HAS drunk thd Kool-Aid all the way, hasn't she?

Gods damn it, Matthew! Why do you have to be such s bloody amazing actor right now? She's in SO MUCpain right now you're gonna BREAK US ...

Waking up again ... yeah, genuine lost cause ... seriously, this sucks so bad it REALLY HURTS ...

Oh come ON Ashton, just SLEEP already! You're a mess! You need it!

This IS the question, IS Ludinus' promise to the Reilorans of relocation a lie or DOES IT have a basis in fact in his plans? Is he just leading them to unwitting ruin? Is he betraying them?

Ah yes ... the difference between religion and truth ...

Hey! Vecna gets sort of namedropped! Yay!

The Dunamussy! Ye gods ... wait, Laura, WHAT ARE YOU ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! You fool! What have you done?

LONG REST!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

So what's the plan?

Choices ... hmmm ...

Fearne goes looking for Ira ... the Nightmare King is tinkering ... flirty questions ensue ...

Ah yeah, the skinny on Zathuda ... Ira is LITERALLY just sore about them pulling one over on him ... basically Ludinus is Mark Zuckerberg in this scenario ...

All three of the Witches immediately verbally admonish Ira about being a dick ... including the two who aren't there ...

She wants his weird flying beast ... oh she wants A PONY!!! XD

Checking in ... ARE THEY going to go with Ira?

Insight check ... Ashley: "I don't know!" LOL

Evoroa? Might be the wise play ...

Going back to the meeting table to find out what's what, then ...

Meanwhile Laudna asks how Imogen is ... Holy fuck ... Laudna GENUINELY dropped sn I love you into the conversation ... and now Imogen's invoking the Delilah situation ... oof ... Imogen drops an I love you too! O.O A KISS!!! It's really sad but SO ROMANTIC too ...

As far as Laudna's concerned Imogen is a full blown SUPERHERO ...

Interrupted by sentient mushrooms ...

Quannika? That is SO HARD to spell ...

Meeting is called to order, then ...

Ira in a bandit mask ... XD

Oh, so HE'S making the selection? Okay ... Fearne, yes, since she DOES have a stake in this too ...

Detonation and infiltration, then ...

Screech Blooms? Fascinating ...

Oh ... hello, Unsettling Presence ...

Selecting their teams, then ... so, Fearne, Ashton, FCG for detonation, the others for Infiltration ...

Oooh ... spooky Reiloran mage type ... a really OLD one ... Ivanas? Cool ...

Yeah, I don't think ANY of us trust Ira as far as we can throw him ...

Working out the technical aspects if what they're about, now ...

Wow, they're all SO BAD at pep talks ...

Charcoal? Hmmm ... oh, it's Invisibility? Cool ... AND they can SEE each other ... ALSO cool ...

So, time to head out, then ...

Seeming for detonation team, then ... oh cool, now FCG is a sentient mushroom ... XD Meanwhile Bormodo Fearne now has a Mister Cytaa ... :3

Separation for the duration, then ... descending into the city below ...

A strange mockery of Exandrian architecture, but twisted through half remembered dreams ... interesting ...

And there's soldiers everywhere ... great ... preparing for the coming invasion, clearly ...

And that's it for tonight ... split missions! Intriguing setup for next time, then ...

[skittles-the-whumpee]

Be Careful What You Wish For - Chapter 3

TW: pet whump, creepy demon whumper, human whumpee, branding, collaring, intimacy from whumper, intimate touching.

Cris is expecting fire, brimstone, lava, red rocks…what he gets instead is a foyer, a tiled floor, stairs on both side of the room, and an entryway into what looks like a living room. “This can’t be Hell…” he thinks quietly and decides it best not to finish that thought, remembering that Daelan can hear his thought and not wanting to give him any ideas.

Daelan looks down at his human, hearing the confusion in his thoughts. “Hell isn’t all fire and chaos, pet,” he says as he continues walking through the foyer to the living room with Cris lagging behind as he is still getting used to crawling, “do you really think a Demon Lord would choose to live in those conditions?” Cris shakes his head. “N-No, Sir…to be honest…I didn’t know…not much is known about Hell.”

Daelan sighs and unbuttons his suit jacket before casually sitting down on the black leather chair that matches the couch. “Of course not, but that’s neither here nor there.” He leans forward and grabs a smooth obsidian box from the wrought-iron coffee table and places it on the arm of his chair. “Kneel.” He says, pointing to the floor between his feet. His pet immediately obeys and crawls to him, relieved to be crawling on carpet versus the slate flooring of the living room, and kneels where told with his hands folded nervously in his lap.

Daelan opens the box and pulls out a black brushed metal collar, opening it and placing an index finger on the back of the inside. Cris can see a symbol begin to glow on the outside of where Daelan has his finger but he can’t quite make it out. He’s more focused on the fact that a part of this collar is glowing red hot. The pitiful human looks up at his Master with worry all over his face and his gaze is met with an uncaring grin. “Stay.” Daelan says firmly before moving the collar behind his pet's neck, the symbol maintaining its dull glow as it nears his neck. He shuts his eyes tight and grits his teeth in preparation for the intense pain.

Cris's skin sizzles as the metal makes contact, making him cry out and grip his thighs, digging his nails into his own flesh to try to feel any other pain than the searing heat. His Master shushes him softly, cooing in his ear as the collar locks itself, permanently affixed to the boy’s neck. “That’s it…that’s a good pet.” The sudden tenderness catches Cris off guard and tears begin to streak his cheeks.

Cris shudders as he chokes down his pained sobs, not wanting to be weak in the eyes of his Master. His Master, however, relishes the oh so obvious weakness, drinking in the pathetic image that lay before him. Every demon wishes to have their own soul to torment for all eternity. Most get stuck with reluctant souls, ones that fight back for as long as they can. Daelan is one of the lucky few that managed to find an obedient pet of a soul and he knows it.

Daelan pulls the crying boy towards him so he can inspect the fresh brand on the back of his pet's neck. “Perfect. Good pet.” He praises as he lifts Cris's chin with his hand, wiping away a tear with his thumb. “Your collar looks so good on you.” His prideful look sends a chill up Cris's spine.

The demon motions for Cris to sit on his lap and the pitiful human obeys, climbing onto his Master’s lap, straddling it and blushing bright red, cheeks stained with dry tears. Daelan places his hands on the boy's thighs, squeezing them and enjoying just how soft his pet’s skin is. The touch makes Cris shut his eyes and part his lips, having been touch-starved for so long, he welcomes it, especially after such a painful experience like the branding he just experienced.

“If I didn’t know any better”, Daelan started with a chuckle, “I’d say you enjoy being touched like this. Huh, pet?” Cris nods. “Yes, Master.” He answers softly, wishing that Daelan would explore his body with his hands. “Say it. Use your words…not your thoughts.” The order reminds Cris that even his own thoughts are no longer private. He replies with a soft, breathy voice. “P-Please…Master…please touch me more…m-my body is yours…please…”

Daelan’s grin widens. “Good boy.” He says before letting his hands slowly wander over Cris's body, making the boy moan ever so sweetly as he does. He pulls his pet’s body against his own, admiring how much smaller Cris is to him as he runs his hands over his back. Cris gently places his hands on his Master’s shoulders as he lives in the moment.

The fearsome Demon Lord leans his head forward to whisper in his beloved pet's ear, growling the words deeply and quietly.

“My sweet little pet, my good boy.”

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i don't think its a coincidence that 'will' and 'el' sound so similar.

if god forbid we end up with mlvn still together long into season 5, and they go for true triangle drama, would you be game for a mlvn intimate/makeout scene (of any kind) where mike's mind is elsewhere, and accidentally says will's name?

hell no - i dont want to see mlvn kiss ever again

mmm maybe if it was juicy. i live for drama

the audience needs something this bold, how else will they know mike is hot for will?

yes this is very likely with where the relationships are headed

this would be necessary - let poor mike escape the clutches of heteronormativity

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