#yes i know im a genius
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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NSFW GORTASH HEADCANON
gortash likes to make all kinds of crazy mechanical doodads yes? imagine him making the worlds first vibrator just for dark urge LMAO. imagine him making all kinds of sex toys for durge to use……
like something about them using an object he made to get off with is so hot to him. he’ll want to watch. if theyre not together he’ll want them to write about it in the letters they exchange. and post
* EDIT no cuz him sitting at his desk late at night designing and creating stuff to make them feel good is extremely endearing and perverted and hot. like he made that !!!!! personally !!! with his hands !!!! he thought about stuff they would like and drew it out and made it !!!!!! my man so talented i need him
#yes im a genius#maybe he’d also make the kind that he can control while theyre wearing it#no not maybe i KNOW he would#enver gortash#bg3#baldurs gate 3#enver gortash x dark urge#durgetash#dark urge x gortash#my headcanons
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one piece doodles i drew in the 3ds game notes. sorry the pics are so crunchy, they all get exported as jpegs which is honestly pretty stupid but whatever @_@
#my immediate response to a power outage is to whip my 3ds out & doodle in the game notes LOL#one piece#monkey d. luffy#luffy#buggy the clown#buggy the genius jester#caesar clown#one piece fanart#3ds#epics art#yeah i know its late to be posting these but idrt it matters when i post my art since i have like 5 followers lol#ignore that i posted this to the wrong blog at first YES i copypasted everything from that first post bc im a lazy ass#and im not rewriting all this ok good night. closes my eyes forever
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Soundwave's children except I made them lil people on 2 legs
#juladi draws#maccadam#transformers#rumble and frenzy#tf ravage#ratbat#buzzsaw#UUUUUHHH so i have a lot of feeling about these little bitches okay#I know they all look weird but like fuck it#they look more appealing to me and my tastes and thats all that matters XD#yes ravage is supposed to look like nightbird- its because im a genius
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every Sherlock Holmes videogame ever made is, in essence, a dating sim where you start already locked in Dr.Watson's route
#all the murder investigations are just lil dates#god I love Sherlock Holmes videogames#just walking around clicking on things noising about#and Watson being so delightful and lovely the whole time#I love his guips#Sherlock Holmes#♧other#Also Dr. Watson > Dr. Dankovsky#One of them is an actually good doctor and the other wears a cravat#but Watson would be intrigued by his work although a little put off by his motives#Im just saying throw the Holmes & Watson combo in Pathologic and they'd solve the plague in like 3 days tops#then use the reminder of the game to go on little dates#God Holmes would recruit the souls n half and take sticky under his wing with a snap#Sherlock holmes x pathologic crossover when???#oh also Holmes is getting the stamatins arrested for Farkhad's murder im.sorry#or in some twist of events actually finds out that they're innocent? despite the uh...whole thing going on#turns out Farkhad did in fact trip rip babygrill#I feel like both of them would get along with Aglaya#and General Block#If I had a nickle every time a doctor with a military background ended up in love to a proclaimed genius of his generation—#Like we all know that Dankovsky is a Holmes export yes? Like he is very Sherlock-esque
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my coworkers: maybe autistic people are actually just secretly so smart their brains cant handle how smart they are and thats why they have struggles like because theyre just so high above all us Normal People 🥺
me, standing there: 😀
#why yes i AM a super genius… thank you….#they know im autistic but constantly forget and/or dont believe me lmao#we just got this new cashier tho and she told me shes autistic and im like omg finally#someone who Gets It
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Procrastination
#ngl i just wanted to draw#so have what the view from my shitty ass chair on my desk looks like#artists on tumblr#bruv i have no clue frfr#gotta stay on the grind for more turtle drawings#but now i just gonna die in rip in pieces#yes i threw some photos of the shit on my desk in there#no i do not care <3#its the small things yknow?#a potted plant in a shitty self made pot#some stupid diy charger holder thats just a fucking#coat hanger and some clothes pins#and you know what? it fckn works rlly well#im a genius
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he is so shaped <3
#newsies#newsies 2017#david jacobs#davey jacobs#Javey#my art#pls i know it aint perfect pls be nice im newish to art#yes I intentionally avoided hands I hate drawing hands and they hate me ❤️#ALSO I JUST FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! H#HES A BITCH HES AN IDIOT HES A GENIUS HES A BORN LEADER HES EVERYTHING TO ME
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WHAT'S THE POINT
#!!! if bad books (according to me) are as popular as good ones if not more. what's the point!!!!!!!#this extends to fic too. some of my worst tropey fics that i churned out in 2 minutes became really popular while stuff i felt passionate#about went ignored kdkfld (this is largely abt old fic btw not elisabeth stuff. i know you guys like your [redacted])#whats the point of working hard to make something good if people are just as happy and fulfilled with bad stuff as long as it exists#🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#there is no point haha i mean personal fulfillment? i guess but its not that fulfilling to not have the chance to show ppl your work#sorry i promise i dont have a martyr complex 💀 and in the grand scheme of things its not like im some creative genius#the thing is. i work hard on stuff because i think not giving my best for personal projects done for personal fulfillment is wasting time#but then the disproportionate amount of effort vs online attention really stings. they dont often correlate#there is no point haha. i'm not good at being happy or content and i'm neurotic about the things that make me happier to do#rant#'have you considered taking antidepr*ssants' yes but my other mental illness says no to them. their tongues are battling for dominance
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Hussie is not an infallible genius, and Act Six in particular is FULL of continuity errors. For example: Vriska mind controlling two Cronuses when her powers were established as only being able to control lowbloods back in Hivebent. I say this as someone who generally likes Act Six, by the way. It's absolutely possible that Hussie, who was very burnt out at the time, forgot some of the minutia of his own lore. (3/3)
you don't deserve the time of day for me to respond to all of this because you're taking a stupid wiki argument to my blog when i told you quite plainly to discuss it on the wiki talk page... but i am gonna say if you're going to bring your annoying agenda all the way to tumblr you should at least have your facts straight: it is actually expressly "difficult to manipulate the mind of the psychically gifted" for Vriska, which excludes more lowbloods than it excludes highbloods; she outright cannot control Aradia, the lowest, and can only control Sollux "about half the time". it is true that Mindfang revels in being able to control the cohort of peasants watching over her execution, but only because they're "impressiona8le spect8ors" with "weak wills"; when Vriska is able to control Tavros, it's only because of his "simple, mallea8le 8rain", and Vriska's own description of her limits is that she "can't control just any8ody. They've got to 8e impressssssssiona8le" - like the consorts whose minds she read. while it is true that members of lower castes are more "psychically susceptible" to psychic attacks like gl'bgolyb's, this has never meant higher castes were totally immune: in fact the only reason Vriska doesn't fuck with Equius more is because he has her robot arm as leverage.
#and don't put words in my mouth abt this making hussie an infallible genius 😭#if you knew me at all you'd know im the no.1 proponent of Hussie Forgot#i just think maybe people should be more willing to admit They forgot something than using Hussie's fallibility as a catch all excuse#for the record the book commentary does in fact quote Hussie as saying Vriska's powers don't work on highbloods#so yes. he has absorbed some fanon misconceptions about this at some point#but the comic is very clear that vriska would be able to control a highblood if that highblood was weak willed enough#which i don't think anyone could ever argue doesn't describe cronus to a letter
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oh ! Idea I had last night, bitb swap au! Rand moves to cali to become a rockstar, Kian becomes a lawyer and rolan stays in Galloway !
#its basically#rand is still miserable but famous#kian is still miserable but this time trying to help people#rolan is so much more depressed#sparrow speaks#jrwi bitb#im a genius yes i know
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Well what have I stumbled across.
A gorgeous turtle man that happens to be willingly indulging strangers?
What fun, I wonder how pretty you would look on your knees, whining with your tail wagging and dripping... Perhaps we will find out hm?
Redardless it's nice to meet you.. - 🪶
Aaaaand the horny comes back. Anyone got any tips for getting off?/j
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new boygenius album how do you feel 🎤
I MIGHT LIKE YOU LESS NOW THAT YOU KNOW ME SO WELL?????? I WISH I WAS DEAD
#also someone on the genius annotation for cool about it said it paralleled julien's song in e#which u might know is a song i literally decompose to like it's in my DNI playlist of songs that make me worse#'wishing you were kind enough to be cruel about it' 'it's the mercy i cant take' I AM NOTICING A THEME GIRLIE#and the story behind we're in love. i feel such a kinship with julien baker#like she is JUST LIKE ME IN SO MANY WAYS and im NOT normal about it#and seeing her be adored and heal and be messy about it still is just. ough. this band mean everything to me#yes im crying to anti-curse. she is in my HEAD#ask#boy genius
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Tuned into the Grammy's for a bit & it was honestly the reminder I needed on why I don't tune into these things.
Funny thing is that there's legit info out in the world on how the Oscar's work & how it has nothing to to with the movies & everything to do with the money, branding & merchandise (sent over to the members of the academy who usually do not watch the movies at all & are often v open about it 🙃) & we still somehow as a society treat it as some sort of indicator.
Haven't looked into the inner Grammy's workings too close but it's probably a twin situation.
Even 'fair' awards would be controversial in most categories -with art being so subjective. But man oh man why would we ever trust a bunch of members of an American organization made up of super-privileged & out-of-touch folks to - of all people - tell us what music is actually "the best" 🫠
#oh and about AM in particular -#it's silly in the first place how you've got this category that manages to pit the lyrical & musical genius of Mirrorball against songs#that go like 'i went to school and I got a degree/all my frienda call it the big D' over and over in one rhythm#and like! I really don't want to shame any artists! because there's room for all of the types of art#but it's crazy that these two are suddenly put into competition against each other in any category at all. They've got nothing in common#and it looks pretty silly to me when you compare the two in any way & end up saying that the latter won...in any way#I'm sorry! it's strange. maybe im contradicting myself. but ANYWAY#most imporant thing to take out of all this: this doesn't mean shit#another thing to just remember overall: the Monkeys have always been smart guys open about the fact they know that this doesn't mean shit#Peace Out! ✌️#fuck the system and don't let the american CEOs get you down 🙃#(yes that one may be personal)#(even though I'm very much from Europe. US has very big range & lots of control over the world)#(which is also why we should be as defiant about it as possible and not just let them so easily have that monopoly over pop-culture)#(alright bye / I should stop ranting in tags in the middle of the night; truly)#shouting into the tumblr void#Grammy's#Grammy Arctic Monkeys
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the two rules of sweeney todd cast recordjngs is 1. theyll never be better than 2012 london cast talk to the hand 2. theyll never be worse than 2005 broadway cast talk to the hand
#sry im literlly such a 2005 castrecording hater like im such a huge anti. i hate jt so baddd sounds like ass. they took the entire#orchestra out back and shot them dead leaving one piano player and.told him to judt make it work and then told sweeney that his entire#family died in a horrific fire immediately b4 he started rcording.#like im sorry ik sweeneys like a sad guys obvi i would be too yk sucks sucks Pooor thing better you should think she was dead yes i lied#cuz i looove you id be TWICE the wife she was i LOOOOOVE YOU HOW COULD THAT THING HAVE CARED FOR YOU LIKE ME !!!#anyways. but he just like. ik this sounds mena but his voice Sounds like a voice somebody would do to make fun of sweeney.#like it sounds like somebody mocking a mopey guy. but thats just the voice the guy uses 4 sweeney like..#also sry. im pretty sure the final scene lyrics they use in 2005 r the same as the original script from the 80s however. those lyrics just#dont flow as well ss the slightly edited version for the 2012.. like. hold on let me compare..#so the original Your Lucy!A crazy hag picking bones and rotten spuds out of alley ashcans!#Would you have wanted to know that she ended up like that?#whereas in 2012 its Your Lucy a mad hag. picking bones and rotten spuds out of dustbins#would you have wanted to know thats how she ended up ? and it just FLOWS BETTER SRYY.#ik its also partially bc most sweeney iterations r set. when sweeney is actually set where as 2012 sort of uses the framing devide of#disgruntled workers inn. i wanna say the 1920s? somewhere around there. which btw genius i love that devision.to draw parallels between the#working conditions of both time periods its quite genius babes. loveee to 2012 london cast recording. and it bangs far harder than those#other girls..#but like basically..imelda staunton if i ever get the opportunity i will genuinely give you 5billion dollars i dont think Aybody could ever#top her eprformance as mrs lovett. lifechanging. showstopping incredible#and michael balls sweeney is sooo good as well likee. he does such a good job balancing between like. i understand this guy. like i get him#i know his kotivationa and also This guy is fucking scary as hell#like he plays sweeney as far more like. Enraged than depressed. and i think it works RLY well for his interpretation of the character..#basically 🫰 <- thats for 2012 london cast. I wish that cast recording had all of the songs on its rly rather sickening.NO PIRELLIS MIRACLE#ELIXIR. LIKE IS IT A JOKEEEE DO YOU WANT ME DEAD ON THE STREETS? YOU SIR? ANYBIDY? GENTLEMEN NOW DONT BE SHY?#whatever. the one positive ill say for 2005 sweeney is that his performance. at times..is hysterical#i hate their version of final scene due to 2012 final scene being My favorite sweeney song. however. his like. Oh my god and also the judge#when he kills the judge and he says barker like hes powering up. he goes barkeeEEEEERRRRRR. whys that more acting than he did the entire#rest of the show. like its weird bc he was simultaneously over acting (as was the rest of the cast imo) and underacting ? like they were so#over dramatically sad that it looped back into them being completely flat and emotionless. its tly kind of impressive#but in fjnal scene when he goes OH NO !!!!! oh gOOOod. that was so funny
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I'm not even that mad that atla won because it's a popularity contest and rgu is known by simply fewer people/is more surreal and compex and harder to get into, but the older I get the more I resent atla fans for the claims that it's perfect...it was simply not that good
#its fans are more obnoxious than rgu fans for the simple reason that they are wrong about so many political issues#this includes some mutual in laws im afraid. do I have emvarassing interests? yes. I enjoyed fucking good omens season 2.#but I at least KNOW its bad. im not out there writing dissertations on how its genius and groundbreaking actually#like have some self-awareness#cor.txt
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