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igotanidea · 2 years ago

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Home : bat!family x bat!sister

Summary: no one gets to offend my siblings and father. No one but me. I'll make sure of it.

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Maybe it was a bad idea to apply for that Erasmus program and leave her brothers and adoptive father alone for whole three months. Sure, studying abroad, expanding knowledge, learning language and customs was an amazing experience, but it came with the cost. The price of being in fear that her family would get themselves in trouble, pain, fight they could not recover from.

The first two weeks of her adventure was the worst, since she was waking up at most random night hours, ready to jump into fight, those vigilantes instincts and habits kicking in.

Those were the nights when she was turning and tossing in her bed unable to close an eye and in result sneaking out her dorm room and walk around the campus like the ghost. The quietness and peacefulness of her surroundings at the academy were so different from those she knew in Gotham, it was almost disturbing.

There was no denying that Y/N was the smartest in the family, even Tim admitted it once (obviously not while talking to her, but she overheard his conversation with Bernard) but at times like this she was second-guessing her choices.

Due to her specific upbringing and family background she also never managed to form any deep connection with her fellow students, preferring to stay by herself, focus on the task and putting a lot of work into expanding her knowledge and skills in technology. She never complained, but from other people’s perspective she was an eremite. Kind, polite with perfect manners when someone asked her for something or while working in group, but still highly reserved. Just like her adoptive father, whose relation to she was trying to keep a secret. And it worked up to the day when one of the lecturers accidentally called her “Miss Wayne” in front of the whole class. The second he did it the air in the auditorium froze. She might have been in different country, but for God’s sake she was studying technology, of course everyone heard about the Wayne Enterprises and the Bruce Wayne.

“You’re his daughter?” one of the boys in the lower row turned around and eyed her suspiciously

“Yes. Adoptive one.”

“Of course. He’s well known for taking kids in, right? Seems like some sort of complex or maybe even a disease” he smirked and it made the girl clench her fist. Her relationship with Bruce might have been rocky, but no one except her and her brothers were allowed to judge and offend him.”

“Care to elaborate on that?” she hissed, eyeing the guy with ice cold gaze

“Miss Y/L/N! Mister Olsen! Please calm down and sit down!” the teacher tried to make up for his mistake but it was far too late for that.

“You misspelled my name once, might as well keep calling me Wayne now.” the tone of her voice matched the gaze. She was not going to let the guy easily, but getting in trouble with the dean was not a part of her plan. “Now, can we continue with the lecture? I don’t know about anyone else in her, but speaking for myself I would love to actually learn something useful.”

***

Y/N was the middle child. Younger than Dick and Jason, older than Tim and Damian which placed her literally halfway in the family. Because of that she was a mix of responsibility and carelessness, doing her own thing, not always the right way, but still capable of getting away with a lot more than the others. Not as family oriented as Dick, feeling a bit overshadowed by Jason, highly competitive with Tim and more independent and individualistic than Damian. Still, even despite her “boss bitch” attitude, she was sandwiched between her brothers which made her the best negotiator and mediator in the family. Y/N also had a strong sense of fairness and morality and would always try her best to do the right things. Objectively, not subjectively. And making fun of her family was not one the things she could forget. However, before taking any action she had to gather intel, figure out what the guy knew and then come right at him.

***

Waiting till the end of the class was probably the greatest torture she ever had to endure, every minute stretching into infinity and when it was over the sense of relief almost made her drop the plan. Almost.

“I’m not done with you, Olsen.” she was faster to the door, stopping her potential victim from getting away.

“You want more, Wayne?”

“Please. Hit me with your best shot. What is your problem with my family, exactly?”

“Let me think” he tapped his chin. “There are so many. Like for instance, your oldest brother. What was his name again? Oh, right! Dick. Suits him quite well, doesn’t it. A prick, if you ask me. Definitely a show-off with no skills.” He scoffed “Shall I continue?”

“ Please. You got like three more people to gossip about.”

“The second in line, Jason, right? Oh, the unhinged one. Violent, mocking, thinking he is better than anyone else around, when in reality he’s just a lost, scared child. Probably a dumbass too.”

“Pretty sure he would agree with that. Now what about Tim and Damian?”

At this point Olsen was getting a bit surprised that the girl in front of him was still unfazed. Her calmness, a sign of silent inside fury making him slightly uncomfortable. Not enough to stop however.

“Drake…..” the name rolled of his tongue while the boy was wondering what words to choose “oh, he’s the gay one, right? Such a shame that the renowned Wayne family has someone like that as a member. Bet your father would never take him in, if he knew. A fairy becoming the next CEO of his renowned company. How ironic!”

“Hm.” Oh, Y/N was so much like Bruce at times and it showed in the least expected moments.

Damn that girl! How could it not make her angry?

“And …… Damian, the only biological child. Absolutely maladjusted and unaware of social norms and boundaries. Tell me, how was it like to have your youngest brother violate your boundaries and personal space?”

“It was. ….educatory. Just like it was with everything you just said. You presented yourself as someone with some serious psychological issues and possibly an unhealthy interest in my family’s life. So thank you, it truly was illuminating.”

***

“What the hell did you do Y/N?” a very alerted Dick appeared on the other side of the screen

“I have no idea what you are talking about.” The girl sighted and fell onto the cushions bringing the computer onto her lap to see her brother better

“Don’t lie to me now, sis.”

“I wouldn’t even dream of it.”

“Bruce has been on the phone for the last fifteen minutes and from what I figured it’s about something that happened on the campus.”

“The only thing happening on the campus are students who skip classes.” She mumbled “maybe except that one time when one of the boys lost some stupid bet and blew up the fountain as some sort of punishment. That was funny.”

A little grunt was heard on Dick’s side and for a second he disappeared from the screen.

“Dick?”

“Sorry, I had a little interruption.” He rubbed his forehead “Now, back onto what you did…..”

“Did you say that someone blew the fountain?” third face appeared on the screen in the corner, taking over the conversation.

“Hello, Jason.”

“Hi sis. Maybe I should have joined you in your academic career. Seems like you have a lot of fun there. Besides, I never really finished school, since you know…. I died.”

“We know.” Y/N and Dick said in unison

“Always a good opportunity to remind you, right?” he grinned “Now, sis, tell me, how was it going full rogue on fellow student? I gotta admit I’m proud of you here.”

“So that’s what this is about?” Dick’s eyes grew wider than ever “I;m gonna ask you once again, Y/N. what did you do?”

“Nothing permanent.”

“What…..?”

“Cut her some slack, Grayson.”

“Look who decided to join us.” Y/N smirked “improved your computer skills much, Damian?”

“I got tired of being left out.”

“Since when do you care about the group?”

“Leverage, sis. Knowledge is power, I thought you knew that.”

“Ok, that is enough!” Dick finally lost his patience “I’m trying to have a conversation with my little sis here. Both of you, get out of the line!”

“Mhm, keep dreamin’ Dickhead.”

“For once I agree with Todd.”

“You have no right to…..”

“Guys…..” Y/N tried to mitigate them, but deep inside she enjoyed their bantering. It was a while since she experienced it and only now realized how familiar it was.

“I was here first!” Dick yelled “And I’m the oldest”

“No one cares Grayson! You are a Bludhaven resident now. Just because you visit the manor does not mean you can keep Y/N busy using the wayne’s devices!”

“Don’t you have someone to kill in the crime alley, Jay?”

“Unlike you, I succeeded in all my latest missions.”

“Is that what you call coming back to your safe house bloodied and injured. You were on the verge of death!” Damian smirked “you were absolutely inept, that’s not a success.”

“You were what, now?!” Y/N shrieked. Her second oldest brother was sometimes too careless.

“It was not that bad, Y/N, I swear. And how the fuck do you know about it, demon?”

“I have my ways.”

“I would suspect Drake of spying on me, but you?”

“Speaking of the devil, I’m surprised Tim hasn’t already join us.” Dick muttered

“Oh, he did.” Y/N pointed out

“WHAT?” her brothers cried. Now there was another one fighting for her attention and it was not a secret that Tim was her favorite making the situation harder.

“I did.” Tim chuckled “Well, to tell the truth Y/N let me in the channel. We have our ways with technology. Something none of you could ever fully understand. “

“Of course not….”

“Cheer up, Dami. You can’t monopolize all the areas.”

“I would beg to differ.”

“Ok, everyone hold up here. I think we lost the point of the conversation. The thing was that Bruce was on the phone, probably taking to the dean about….”

“Y/N played a little prank on her classmate, is that right?” of course Tim was the one who everything best.

“He deserved it.”

“Y/n…..”

“Stop using the big brother voice on me! It’s not going to work!”

“How about we use Damian’s youngest one?” Dick teased

“I refuse to be used in this….”

“SHUT UP DAMIAN!” Dick and Jason shouted together and shared a murderous look between one another. Now they were both desperate to find out what happened since Tim would rather die than spill the bean. It was infuriating. They were the older brothers! This had to mean something.

“Ok, that’s it.” Damian stood up and the view of the empty chair in the place where his face should be was highly disturbing.

“That is not good.” Y/N said out loud something that all of them already knew. Her presumptions turned out to be right a second later when the shouting and yelling reverberated through the speakers and a blur of black and green rushed into Dick’s room.

“hey, I want to join the fight too!” Jason started up and with a speed, Wally West could be jealous of involved in the mix of limbs and screams.

“Wait! I though Dick was in Bludhaven! Tim?”

“Not today. We’re all in the manor.”

“And you idiots were talking to me through four different computers?”

“Are you actually surprised?”

“On second thought, not at all.” She sighed. It’s a good thing you are the reasonable one here…..”

“There you are, Timmy” now the situation has turned as it was Dick who appeared in the door of Tim’s bedroom “you are not getting out of this. If you want Y/n to yourself you have to fight me.”

“And me!” Jason tackled Dick to the ground with a loud thump

“Losers!” Damian jumped over their bodies and came right at Tim

Because of their actions, Y/N was the only one who noticed two men stepping from the shadows and exchanging some words. Apparently Bruce wasn’t capable of putting the boys in their places and asked Alfred to try this instead. And a single grunt from the butler did a miracle as all of them stood up and started explaining and apologizing. Funny as it was, Y/N knew that with Bruce’s arrival she was heading straight towards preaching from her father.

“Y/N.”

“Hello Bruce.”

“Did you break his arm?”

“You broke his arm?” Dick was halfway out but turned back immediately

“No.” Y/n shook her head “I broke his arm and hurt his legs.”

“Don’t forget that you also demolished his dorm room.”

“That wasn’t me. That was….”

“Did you go at him as a vigilante? Wow! Way to go, sis. Now I truly am proud of you.”

“Ok, both of you, out!” Bruce lost the rest of his patience pushing Dick and Jay away. “Now that we are alone…….” he sighed deeply closing the door tight

“I;m not sorry.”

“Oh, I know. And I’m not mad, because I’m sure you had a reason to do it. So tell me, why?”

“you…. you want to know ?”

“Of course. Look Y/n, I’m aware I won’t get a father of the year cup from you, but I care all right? Did that boy hurt you and you took retaliation? Just tell me….”

“He was talking shit about our family.”

“And you felt the urge to protect the Wayne’s honor?” Bruce smirked “this is so not like you.”

“Honor, my ass. We’ve lost that ages ago, Bruce. The only thing I was protecting was my sole privilege of mocking you. No one else is allowed to do it.”

“I’ll be sure not to tell your brothers that you miss them. “

“That would be most welcome.”

“And you have to know that we don’t miss you either, y/n.” father and daughter’s gazes met and they both nodded in silent agreement, right corners of their mouths lifting almost unnoticeable. “You coming to visit next week?”

***

Something was wrong.

Something was terribly wrong and that tingling sensation became unbearable the second she climbed the manor’s stairs and reach for the doorknob with a heartrate so fast it would send anyone else straight into cardiac arrest. Y/N however kept her cold blood, focusing on what may happened inside and considering her options and strategies for a potential fight.

She could not expect that the moment she opened the door four figures would jump out from the shadows making the noise that would bring the dead from behind the grave. It startled her and as a result she stumbled back, hitting the wardrobe and making it shake. She could not expect that on said wardrobe there would be packets and packets of paint and that those would fall down straight on her making her look like some abstractionism painting.

“I hate you all.” She muttered while her brothers run away in four different directions.

“Welcome home, miss Y/N” Alfred approached her with a tissue so she could at least wipe the paint from her eyes.

“Home.” She whispered “Yes, it definitely feels like it.”

It was good to be back.

But she was still going after them. .....

Later. When they would least expect it.

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 1 month ago

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I love how you give Leona & Jade their own unique “censoring” of their names 😂 (L*ona & J-word), so now I wanna know how would you censor the rest of the casts names?

J WORD AND L*ONA DESERVE IT FOR ALL THE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THEY'VE INFLICTED UPON ME 💀 There's one AU for every character's name I censor because they're my oshi in that AU/j 🤡 I'll include censored versions of their names as well as alternate names or phrases I may use to refer to them. (Be warned that those phrases/nicknames may not be too creative!!) Please note: I'll only be covering NRC students + Chenya and Neige, NRC staff, and Halloween characters! I won't be covering family members and most other NPCs.

Riddle: R!ddle, "Red Ciel", “Riddler”

Trey: Tray (YES, I AM PURPOSEFULLY MISSPELLING HIS NAME), “Dad", "the Muffin Man"

Cater: C@y, "the clout chaser"

Ace: @/ce, Aylmao, "that one asshole"

Deuce: Juice (yes, just like what Ace called him in the prologue)

Leona: L*ona, "KINGSCHOLAR" (yes, all caps), "doomposter", "Kdrama CEO", "lion"

Ruggie: R*ggie, "Rug Bug", "hyena"

Jack: J@ck, "the big muscly dog", "wolf"

Azul: Azuwu (yes, as in, "uwu"), "Boss Man", "attempted Kdrama CEO", "octopunk"/"cephalopunk" (like what Leona calls him)

Jade: J word, J@de, "that slimy eel fucker"

Floyd: Fl0yd, "that other slimy eel fucker"

Kalim: Kal!m, "that rich bitch"

Jamil: J@mil, "Jimi-chan"

Vil: V!l, "Vii-kun" (yes, just like what Neige calls him)

Rook: R00k, "Huntsman", "the token French representation"

Epel: Ep*lsauce, "fruit"

Idia: !dia, "the weeb"

Ortho: 0rtho, "Or-kun" (just like his mom)

Malleus: M@lleus, "DRACONIA" (all caps), "M@l", "literally a Shadow Daddy"

Lilia: L!lia, "Lils" (Cater calls him this in EN), "Gramps", "bat"/"Grandbatty", "Grandpappy"

Silver: S!lver, "eepy baby", "Princess"

Sebek: S*b*k, "Becky Boi", "croc", "bestest boy in the entire world", "that little green pompom that barks at me"

Grim: Gr!m, "Grimmy", "Grimmu"

Crowley: Cr0wley, "old man"

Crewel: Cr*wel, "Boss Bitch"

Trein: Tre!n, "Grandpapa"

Vargas: V@rgas, "Arms McGee"

Sam: S@m, "my dealer"

Chenya: Ch*nya, "my widdle meow meow"

Neige: Ne!ge, "Princess" (yes, I know I'd be repeating one of Silver's nicknames OTL)

Rollo: R0r0, "father", "Malleus Draconia's #1 hater", "the Catholic"

Fellow: F*llow, "Scam Man", "fox", "Mr. Honest"

Gidel: G!del, "the kid"

Skully: Sk*lly, "Halloweenie"

asdlkbabsyodifepbfa; And in case anyone is wondering about the "Kdrama CEO" and "doomposter" nicknames for Leona + "attempted Kdrama CEO" nickname for Azul, those are in-jokes I have with a friend of mine. I don't really use those phrases to refer to either character publicly, so I don't think I need to explain them. I just thought it would be funny to drop them here with zero context www

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counterfics · 10 months ago

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DOWNSHIFTING BOUNDARIES PART 4.2 (FINAL)

♡ Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Sainz!Reader SMAU ♡ Requested: Yes | you can send in your own requests here <3 ♡ Warnings: Cussing, Name calling, Gossiping, Potential misspellings, Rushed text dialogue? Female reader, Reader being a bad bitch (If more let me know) ♡ Desc: Rumors are not new to the f1 community, but when a f1 gossip page digs into a certain driver’s life and puts details of their private life on blast it starts to become an issue. With fans coming to their own conclusions and developing their own stories how will their relationship prevail through it? What new information about the driver and his personal relationship will be revealed to the public? Keeping boundaries up between you and your fans is quite a difficult task that Charles soon realizes. ♡ Notes: Please feel free to interact, and tell me what you think of the series! It really helps boost my confidence!! Also don’t feel shy to send asks or just talk to me i'm in need of mutuals and more ideas to create!! This is the final of the series, might add more mini blurbs here and there for it but no more big parts, so send in ideas for more things to write please!!! I was really happy with how I planned out part 3 and 4 in my notes honestly its pretty funny, if yall wanna see my thought process lmk LOL. I kinda feel like the ending was rushed so I apologize ♡ Guide: f1 masterlist | part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4.1| part 4.2 FINAL

♡ DO NOT STEAL, TRANSLATE, OR COPY MY WORK ONTO ANY OTHER PLATFORM !! ♡ main masterlist | f1 masterlist | Inbox | previous part | series masterlist ♡ sidenotes: I have made a forum that you can fill out to be added into taglists in general, you can still request to be added via asks, etc.. also thank you all for following the series so far it really means a lot to me! This finally got me back in the spirit to look forward to making things and writing again! Please reach out with ideas or just for a chat as I am lonely and need to keep myself occupied and busy! ♡ Taglist: [Some could'nt be tagged, you can fill out this form to be added to a general taglist if you would like since this is the final part of the series!] @stinkyjax @thef1diary @a-beaverhausen @ireadthensuetheauthors @dutifullyannoyingfox @ushygushybaby @janeholt3 @obsessedovermadrid @bokutos-babyowl @multi-fandom-fan221b @shiftermeance @mxdi0 @d3kstar @boiohboii @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy @loloekie

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meryachkins · 6 months ago

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so. um. i wanted to post something about my mc. but i realized i need to Explain her a little. even if my english is wonky. even if no one besides me will like her. i'm willing to sacrifice my pride lmao ( pls don't beat the shit out of me because of misspelling or weird use of words or horrendous grammary. i'm silly your honor )

SO. there's her profile thing ?? i guess ??? and yes. my every character is armenian, thank you very much. es hay em what can i say 😭

cr for sheet: @kiwiplaetzchen

aaaaand there we go with A Lot Of facts sbout her ...

about blood status ! i believe she doesn't really know about all that stuff. in my head magic armenia is tied together with non-magic one, because there's no magic school and communities are small and local. wizards live like muggles, live side by side with them. therefore blood of her family is so mixed, that i can't even say is she half-blood or what.

and she doesn't know english very well. her handwriting is in block letters and it's stiff and sloppy. often when she's yapping about something she switches to her mother tongue without realizing it. and then she tries to translate her rant, but fails miserably lmao. that's why she asks her friends for help with textbooks in classes and why she hates potions ( she doesn't know all that terminology for ingredients )

during the first days at hogwarts she was a little shy, but quickly became friend with poppy and natty. then she beat the shit out of sebastian in the duel and felt Very confident because of everyone's vivid reaction, so she started to befriend every person in this school lol. she's very tactile and kinda touch-starved even though she always pissed her siblings off with the need to touch and hug and peck Everyone ( but they always let her do it )

also. she's aroace. she really loves her friends, but she do not understand ( and need ) romantic love and relationshisp. i mean, she doesn't really know she's aroace she live in 19 century lmao. but not once in her live she fell in love

she have 5 siblings: two oldest siblings zabel and levon, older siblings lilith and masis and smol sis asthik ( who's a menace to society. ) she loves them to death, but in the summer after 5th year there was a huge drama about levon and maro was Fighting for him with zabel ( who's a homophobic bitch, but i'm the one who made her like this so i'm not shitting her 😭 )

and they lived in constantinople, but when father died they moved to erivan, hometown of their mother. after this she have some kind of prophecies about something bad happening with their family and maro being their "savior". that's why maro ended up in hogwarts, like it's the only school except koldovstoretz that her mother know about. and there's some relatives in england, who left erivan when it became part of russian empire in 1829 ( i think ??? i'm not too familiar with dates, but i want this story to work ... )

also her patronus was the van cat ( or vana katu, it's a landrace of cats found around lake van ) like her father's. but she doesn't cast patronus often so she found out that her patronus has changed to the borzoi at 6th year. her neighbor from a wealthy family bred borzoi from russian empire and she fell in love with these dogs from the very first time she saw them. it's kind of a symbol of her homesickness and yearning for family, for her life in erivan.

so. um. if you read all that text above. thank you. i really want to be in fandom and to show my maro to everyone 🤲 i will post arts with her. i guess ........ and i really want to draw other people's characters !!! i just like the vibes in here lol

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy art #hogwarts legacy fanart #hufflepuff #maro terzian

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weirdthoughtsandideas · 3 months ago

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If DCLA characters had Tumblr part 15 🕺🏼

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

I think signing people’s cast when they have broken their arm is overrated.

I only got one signing and it was from my childhood enemy who wrote ”I still won loser”

🌟 supernova-number-one Follow

Well it was AFTER you signed MY cast with a drawing of a butt

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

No, you signed mine first!

🎤 singing-is-who-i-am Follow

I have missed this? You broke your arms at the same time?

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

We were 7 and decided to climb a tree, to see who would dare to climb the highest. Then we both fell.

🌟 supernova-number-one Follow

I STILL CLIMBED THE HIGHEST!!

🎀 italys-biggest-bow-collector Follow

I am obsessed with you two.

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

Hey Francesca what the heck are you on.

If anyone is getting married it’s you and Vilu.

🧢 everythingscominguponmaxi Follow

Girls, girls…

You’re all getting married ;)

🥸 jeremias-realperson Follow

What is this talk about marriages I hear?!

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🍓 chico-fresa Follow

🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

Even if people vote yes I won’t change my url Matteo!!!!

🍓 chico-fresa Follow

But you have to!!! It’s the rules!

🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

Fuck you!

💍 queenoftherink Follow

LUNA SWORE?!??!?! I’d never thought I’d see the day!

Brb gonna take a screenshot of this and save it forever

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Also Matteo why do you need to match with her? Match with me, name yourself kingoftherink

🍓 chico-fresa Follow

No I wanna match with Luna :(

🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

Well maybe she wants to be independent and not match herself with you, you strawberry ass looking bitch

🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

Clam down Yam

🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

CLAM DOWN

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Calm*

💍 queenoftherink Follow

First you swear, now the misspell. I love this day.

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When you’re gay and the youngest but give your parents grandchildren first

😎 rapmiro Follow

Jim what does this mean

😎 rapmiro Follow

What does this mean Jim

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🙄 annoyingyoumixfan Follow

So I heard the story about how Leon and Violetta kissed for the first time, and to be honest, it sounds like he kissed her without her consent? He asked her to close her eyes and then kissed her, without her knowing! Violetta tells the story like she had no problem with this! Leon have manipulated her into thinking this kiss was ok.

Ugh. I much more preffered her with Diego. That kiss at the show, she has claimed was non-consentual but everyone knows she secretly liked it 😘

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Hey pal?

When I say I liked my first kiss with Leon, then I am telling the truth. When I say I did not like my first kiss with Diego, I am telling the truth. I’ve been very vocal when I have liked and when I have disliked a kiss.

Just because you prefer a relationship over the other does not mean you can make up stuff to make one of them sound ”worse”. Maybe you should start believing women?

🙄 annoyingyoumixfan Follow

You’re clearly manipulated by Leon! He has made you think like this! He’s an evil man!

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Hello. I’m Diego Hernandez. I have been lurking on Tumblr for years, never posting anything.

When we were 18, I kissed Violetta without her consent in front of a livestream. It was wrong of me. I can only give the excuse that I was young and dumb. The fact that Violetta still had the heart to forgive me is something I am so grateful for. But just because she forgave me does not mean she secretly liked the kiss. She didn’t. She has always been very clear about this.

Also, as someone who knows Leon, he is not a manipulator. Just like Violetta said, you can’t just make shit up just because you don’t like someone. You weren’t even there. Believe Violetta when she tells the story.

Me and Violetta will never be together again. We are in a mutual agreement about this. No one has manipulated us to believe this.

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Yeah, believe women. Like when I watched a roller skate performance with Matteo Balsano and Luna Valente. It ended with Matteo kissing Luna. Very unprofessional, that’s not something you do in skating performances, but it was romantic and even though Luna seemed shocked when it happened and never spoke about it again, I know she did like it.

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… Maybe I didn’t wanna talk about it for a reason…

Please don’t go around saying that I secretly liked something when I have not even spoken about it online.

#in the grand scheme of things that event was a small dot #i didn’t like it at the time but there was so much else going on that i’m now kinda indifferent about it #also we were 16 and 17 #he’s an idiot still but we were kids.

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🔌 yo-soy-asi Follow

Yes, my friends. I have seen all your posts.

It has been… interesting…

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💍 queenoftherink Follow

The feeling when you're having a 3 AM snack in the kitchen, enjoying the silence, and suddenly your cousin rushes in because she forgot to take her adhd meds earlier.

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Yeah what was I supposed to do?? I woke up and remembered I forgot to take them before so I had to take them now!!!

💍 queenoftherink Follow

You could have waited until the morning

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NO I COULD NOT. I COULD HAVE FORGOTTEN AGAIN BY THE MORNING. AND I NEEDED TO CALM THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T SLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

📸 felicityfornow Follow

Why were you up at 3 AM, Ámbar?

💍 queenoftherink Follow

To have a 3 AM snack, Nina?

📸 felicityfornow Follow

But why?

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Sorry, but when do you have 3 AM snacks? At 16:00 or something?

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When you're literally famous since your teens and yet you're nervous to confess your feelings to your crush.

Like I’ve been going up on stage for large audiences, I’ve been telling everyone to follow their dreams, all that stuff…

And then I sit and contemplate how our friendship might be ruined if I call them and tell how I feel.

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Tell them!!! Call them right now!!

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Ok, I did not except you to call me.

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AN UPDATE PLEASE? IT’S BEEN SEVERAL HOURS.

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JAJDKFEKEKIXIEKWKXIXIDKSNNFOS

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GIRLS. UPDATE US.

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No 💜

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WDYM NO

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What happened in the phone call is between me and Fran

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🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

Saying "my pregnant girlfriend": Sounds like you did something very irrresponsible and now you're a teen parent even though you're in your 20s.

Saying "my pregnant wife": Cool, professional, you're an adult and you're married, you're starting a nuclear family over here.

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No chat I will not elaborate <3

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This is a callout post for a certain redhead to stop reading my fics

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It's not my fault you're a genius writer. And it's fun to see who you have inserted of our friends in the fics. Playing a game of "which OC is based on me and who is based on someone I know?"

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I'm gonna block you

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I can still read your fics? Blocking just means I can't comment. And then I can just make a new account anyway.

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You ever wanna tell two people on your dash that they should kiss but you don't know them so it would be odd to write, but also it's like tumblr so it wouldn't be totally out of the blue to randomly tell people to kiss.

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I'm gonna die if someone makes a sideblog called "I tell people to kiss" and then randomly start reblogging posts where people have arguments or random conversations, and add "you two should kiss"

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You two should kiss.

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HELP

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I'm gay thank you sdxfdcghft

#DYING THO

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#i legit did not know what emoji to pick for Diego so now it’s that one #if dcla characters had tumblr #<< you can find the other parts with this tag!#violetta #soy luna

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nintendoduo · 3 months ago

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Playing the Super Nintendo's Forgotten Home-Made RPGs of the '90s (Part 2)

Continuing our look at that brief period in human history when people were creating RPG Maker games on the SNES and posting them to the ancient internet (1998-1998). So far, we've seen four-armed gangstas, a turd-infested dungeon, characters randomly disappearing or turning into other characters, and so, so many instances of the words "talk to the king." Check out Part 1 here or over at Dreamwidth, because Tumblr has been a dick about letting logged-out people read posts lately (or keeps breaking the images). This one is a Dreamwidth too!

Note: These games can be downloaded at archive.org or rmarchiv.de (or archive.org's archived version of rmarchiv.de, if it goes offline again).

"Ductarr: The Rise of Rebellion" by j0e f0lts (05-20-1998)

Original description: The young mage Eoj Stole tries to recover clues to his fathers mysterious death that leads to a global adventure.

This one has an opening text crawl! Fancy. Sure, two out of the five words in the title are misspelled, but the effort is appreciated.

Sadly, the main character isn't a problematic music conductor named Lydia Ducktár but a guy by the equally bizarre name of Eoj Stole. Eoj is a "troubled young mage" who enjoys standing on tall mountains and taking psychedelic drugs, based on the trippy light show that ensues after the intro crawl is over.

We're told that Eoj is thinking back to "the events that took place just days ago." Then he says "It all began when I was only 8 years old." Does that mean he was only 8 years old a few days ago? Is this another game starring a swole adult-sized little kid? Either way, we then flash back to little Eoj being late to some sort of church event, but can you blame him? He's 8!

Then we find out that the thing he's late for is his dad's funeral. So yes, you can and should blame him.

(Is the mom sobbing or insulting her son/herself?)

The priest says that Eoj's dad was "a master of the magic arts," but evidently not that much of a master if he's dead now. After lots of singing in another language (meaning a single caption that says "lots of singing in another language") the priest abruptly announces that the funeral is over. He probably needed the church for bingo night or something.

We cut to ten years later, when Eoj has just turned 18. His mom celebrates this important milestone by kicking him out of the house as soon as he wakes up.

But don't worry: you can still sleep in your old room... if you pay your mom, because she spent no time in turning that shit into an Airbnb.

"Resting is important! But you know what's even more important? Paying up, motherfucker."

Your mom is at least kind enough to let you ransack the treasure chests in the basement before you leave. She also tells you to "go visit your father," which could be a polite way of telling you to go to hell. If you take that in a more literal sense and stop by your dad's tomb, your clumsy ass somehow causes the hilt of his sword to fall off and you notice a letter inside. The letter reads:

(Note that there's no closing quote mark, which means that technically all of the rest of the text in this game is part of the letter.)

Eoj takes these semi-nonsensical words to mean that there might be a clue to his dad's mysterious death at a place called Moi Island, so he decides to head there. He also decides to steal his dead dad's sword, possibly so that his mom won't notice he broke it and charge him for it. You get to try out the broken sword pretty fast, since as soon as you step out of the safety of Eoj's town, you're attacked by adult mutant warrior dogs. Luckily, they may look intimidating but they only deal 2 damage, the puny little bitches.

Getting to Moi Island involves going through a place called "Slime Cave," which is full of treasure chests. Treasure chests... full of slime? Nope, some are empty but others actually have useful items and money in them, which is a nice surprise (unless you're a big slime enthusiast). After exploring for a bit, you come across a blue M&M-looking creature called "Meanie" sitting on a throne, who immediately proves his name right by delivering a Tarzan-like death threat:

You're then thrown into a fight you can't back out from. If you defeat the Blue Meanie (don't let the Beatles' lawyers hear about this game), he says "You no more treasure! Unn......." and disappears, as does every single treasure chest in the cave, including the ones you haven't gotten to. Hope there wasn't anything important there! Apparently, the correct course of action was to ignore the blue blob sitting on a throne and just continue pillaging the chests.

Next, you take the stairs to exit the cave, only to realize that you've exited the game itself too, since this is the end of the demo. And we never even met Duck Tár (woo-oo).

A final message from the developer prompts us to check the KanjiHack website for the finished version of the game (just checked; still nothing) and asks that you "E MAIL ME AT THERE PAGE W/FEEDBACK." He also informs us that "THIS IS MADE BY JOE YOU CAN NOT USE THIS WITH OUT MY PERMISSION." Uh, please don't sue us for screenshotting your game 26 years in the future, Joe.

"Evilion" by Shadowtext (05-21-1998)

Original description: Two young people set off to restore peace to the world.

You start with two characters in the middle of a map, right next to a castle. Hmm, wonder what you're supposed to do in there.

It was "talk to the king"! Never could have guessed it. Once you do so, he asks you "How fared your adventure?" What adventure?! We just started playing. Your character, Karel, replies that monsters are planning to "destroy everything," which in the king's opinion is "terrible news!" He commands you and your friend, Ochal, to go to a place in the south called Oderell. Guess the king also had to go somewhere really bad, because as soon as he finishes saying that, he vanishes. (That, or this is a Tyler Durden-type situation and you were talking to yourself.)

If you head south from the castle, you run into a town called Ojarel. You might think that the dev forgot how to spell "Oderell," but no: if you talk to one of the town's residents, he tells you that Oderell is to the west. So, you go to the town's west exit and...

...oh, whoops, that's not an exit, is just a dead end, haha. Okay, let's go out the way we came in. Except...

...that's a dead end now, too. So is the town's only other exit-looking path. It's at this point that you notice that every shop in this town is eerily empty. I-Is this some sort of psychological horror game?

Other than the guy who gives you directions, the only other residents in the town are a little girl who tells you she owns the forest and a woman who claims that "even though our town is small, we are happy." They are both exactly as convincing.

"And now you'll be happy too. Forever."

The only way to exit the exit-less town is to abort this cursed timeline and go back to an earlier save state (good thing you've probably saved like twenty times in these 5 minutes of gameplay because this game tends to crash a lot during enemy encounters). Doing so lets you reach a town to the west that's probably Oderell, but we don't know for sure due to the shocking lack of signage in this kingdom.

Oderell has 66.6% as many residents as Ojarel, meaning two people: a guy who tells you about "five magi" who defeated the "evil horde" that once attacked this town (unrelated to the evil horde promised at the start of the game, which hasn't shown up yet) and another guy who promises to sail you anywhere if you defeat "the monster in the sea." That monster turns out to be a dragon called "Serpent," who has insta-kill attacks and seems unbeatable unless you're cheating by using dev mode to deal 9999 damage each time. Good thing you're doing that, then.

After defeating the dragon/serpent, a text box tells you that "Ochal and Karal faint in the crashing sea" and everything goes black. Apparently the excitement of defeating their first boss was too much for them and they died on the spot anyway. There's no "END OF DEMO" or implied threats of legal action in this one, just an empty void at the end of it all, so in that sense this is the most realistic game so far. At least the next game couldn't possibly be lazier than this one.

"Alamar" by Tim Maj (05-22-1998)

Original description: A boy sets out on a mysterious quest to destroy evil and avenge his parents with a magical sword.

This one drops you in the middle of a castle, with no preambles or explanation, and trusts that you'll find your way to talk to the king without any hand-holding. It's always nice when a game respects your intelligence like that. So you walk up to the king and... oh.

No king. No gods either, presumably. No nothing, in fact, because this whole castle's empty and there are no exits, again. There's nothing to do in this game... unless you reset it and load the mysterious save file that comes included with it, which spawns you outside the castle with no doors. Can you guess what's out there?

If you guessed "more nothing," you are correct. Just empty fields with no towns or even a single dog person to beat up. Peeking under the hood reveals that the dev spent some time making attacks and spells, but no time whatsoever placing enemies to use them on. Does this qualify as an early example of one of those artsy "walking simulator" games where nothing happens? You were ahead of your time, Tim Maj.

"The Dragoner" by Wing (05-24-1998)

Original description: A knight embarks on a quest to reclaim the world for humans.

You start next to two guards who call you "captain" and wish you a good day. At this point in the game it's fun to go back and forth between the two, imagining they're getting louder and louder each time to try to out-"good day" the other.

That door up there leads to the interior of the castle, most of which seems to be off-limits to you. If you try to go through any more doors, you're emphatically informed that there's "no enterance" because they lead to the king and princess' rooms and they are "pravate." How are you supposed to go talk to the king if you can't even see him?!

What you can do is go down some stairs, which leads to a hall where you meet... the king? Wasn't he just yelling at you from his room? Does he have a slide pole in there leading directly to the throne?

The king tells you that "this city was built on an island in the center of the world," which suggests that he had his door locked because he was getting baked. There used to be a portal connecting the city to the rest of the world, the king claims, but it was sealed off when said world was destroyed by "an evil sprite." Now that portal has become un-sealed, for some reason, but fear not: the king already sent Jenny the Sorceress to find the cause of this "anomany."

(Obviously that's a misspelling of "anomancy," meaning the art of reading one's future via the wrinkles in your butthole.)

The king sends you off to find Jenny and help her in her mission. Before that, you can stop by the shop outside the castle and buy weapons from a guy named Raymond, who assures you that he only sells "good weapons, unlike Tony." You could technically buy weapons from Tony, too, if for some reason you like owning dogshit weapons.

Since you can't afford Raymond's weapons at this point, you elect to go fight monsters with your bare hands rather than bear the social stigma of using Tony weapons. Oh, you can also stop by the "discount store," but before you can even browse, the attendant tells you "Umm... you can't afford to buy anything." Some discount store.

Having stocked up (on nothing), you can go to that portal the king mentioned, where you meet the good sprite Cathine, who seems to be a sort of door lady or bouncer for this mystical pathway. Before letting you go through the portal, Cathine tells you, unprompted, that "only the dragon and its rider can save the world" and that "you are the dragoner." Based on your reaction, this is all news to you.

Cathine gives you a key and tells you to "go search for the dragon" so that "one day, the earth will be alive again!" If you have no clue WTF any of that means, don't worry, neither does your character.

Cathine vanishes without really explaining much. With nothing else to do, you go through the damn portal, at last, and reach... another empty field with no enemies and nothing to do. Wait, is this a crossover with the previous game?

Alternatively, you can take this to mean that Jenny the Sorceress destroyed all the monsters and brought peace to the land while you were busy not buying weapons and talking to possibly high people. Mission accomplished!

That's it for Part 2 of this series. Coming in Part 3: games that actually take more than 5 minutes to play through! (In fact, we had to stop here because the next one requires more screenshots than Tumblr will allow in this post.)

#nintendo #snes #super nintendo #super famicom #sfc #rpg maker #rpg maker 2 #RPGツクール2 #RPGツクール #retro gaming #gamedev #homebrew #adult mutant dog warriors #lydia ducktar #woo-oo #seriousposting

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clownkisserkat · 1 year ago

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Please ignore any misspelling sometimes I tend to mess up some words but u should be able to make out what I'm saying! The things that are said in this are from a NSFW audio that will be posted at the end!! This contains smut and degrading! (I'm also HORRIBLE at starting off story's so...ignore that..)

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You and Daryl head back with the others after a long day fighting the walkers, heading home to get clean. You walk along side Daryl eyeing his strong hands and his biceps...he's always made your stomach feel warm and fuzzy when you two were close.

You make it back and you and Daryl go together in the house, both of you head to your rooms and get undressed and ready for a shower, you both get undressed in your rooms and walk out in only a towel, neither of you thought to ask who was taking a shower first... you made it there before him and took off your towel, looking in the mirror at the blood and dirt on your face when he walks in and sees your beautiful naked body. You blush and cover your nude parts with your hands as he just stands there looking you up and down...he's never really looked at you like that before nor has he shown any sexual interest in you whatsoever. You smile, "Daryl...do you like what you see..." he looks away in embarrassment with a devilish smirk.

-Daryl's POV-

Her body was beautiful... her cute face was all dirty along with her hot sweaty body. I've never thought of y/n like this before. She was usually always quiet around me and the others and didn't really seem to talk that much, I was surprised she always seemed like the innocent kind, someone that would never have a single dirty thought. "Daryl..do you like what you see.." my face starts to heat up aswell as my crotch area... "I love it y/n" I didn't know what to say, her naked body was just Infront if me like it longed for me to touch it. I walk closer grabbing one of her breast in my hands, massaging it as i move in closer for a kiss..

-End of Daryl's POV-

You both make out as he massages both of your breast with his large hands, playing with your sensitive nipples as you both growl and whimper.

He moves one of its hands down lower, trailing down your stomach...down to your already wet cunt. He begins to rub as you let out small whimpers into his mouth as you both continue to kiss with passion. He stops and picks you up carrying you to the bedroom, throwing you on the bed and untied his towel letting it drop on the ground. You stare in awe at his huge length already hard with pre cum dripping from his tip. "Get on your knees pup" you do as he says getting on your knees, crawling on all fours to face his huge cock, you lick his tip and taste the salty sweat and cum mixture from his throbbing cock and soon take it all in. Yes puppy yes...he repeats as his eyes roll back and growls. He grabs your hair and pushes you up and down without warning.

You choke from the sudden change of pressure in your throat.

You take a huge inhale as he lets you breathe and then pushing you back down for more. He growls... I can't take this anymore y/n.. you're driving me crazy. He pulls you to your feet by your throat and throws you back on the bed. The way he looks at you scares you a bit.. just knowing that you have fully submitted to him and that he can do anything he wants with your little naked body. He lines up his cock with your wet cunt.

I'm gonna make you my useless little fuck toy...would u like that? Huh? You nod your head not able to speak words. He sticks his cock in you, pounding you senseless already, I love your tight little puppy cunt..

he goes faster and faster and all you can hear is him degrading you and growling as he reaches his climax.

That's it...you were born for this. Such a fucking bitch... your only purpose is for me to use you little body as I please. He growls as he speaks in his low raspy voice, pounding you over and over.

Your purpose is to please me...it's all your good for..

FUCK. He growls out.

Your whimper and cry from the pleasure.

Keep making those beautiful noises puppy.

The desperation I see in you make me wanna fuck you out of it... his breath was heavy. You try to say his name but he covers your mouth with his sweaty hands. You don't even need to speak, I can already tell you need more...look at yourself puppy, your drooling... your eyes rolling back into your head. He continues to speak in a raspy voice as he continues to fuck your little brains out.

You cumming on my cock.. over and over.

God you look so fucking pathetic. I fucking love it.

You start to whimper louder and your dirty mascara starts to run down your face due to your tears.

Oh? Your can't take it anymore puppy? Well... he laughs and starts pounding harder.

Dose it look like I fucking care! Remember? Your only purpose is to make me feel good you disgusting little mutt. Your only purpose is to make me cum. When are you finally gonna understand that? Huh? In that stupid little head of yours.

Take it in so deeply puppy. You take what the fuck I give you... even if you can't handle it anymore. Ugh that's it... moan for me mutt. He leans his head back in pleasure.. he's so close.. you've already cum more then once. You start to feel his huge length twitch inside of your sore stretched out pussy...

God puppy I'm cumming!

He grabs your Brest with one of his free hands and squeezes it as hard as he can. You feel his warm liquid feel your dirty sore cunt. He growls and yells as he reaches his high, pulling out of your pretty little pussy.

He lays down next to you. The only thing that can be heard is both of your heavy breathing. He lets out a little laugh and clings on to you and wipes your tears. Thank you darling. He gets up and walks to the bathroom and starts feeling up the tub with warm water for you. He comes back and pick you up and lays you in the tub softly and washes your body for you. Careing for your sore areas and cleaning your wounds from fighting the walkers. He drys you off when you're finished and helps you get dressed in your cute pjs and lays you back on the bed. You both cuddle and fall asleep together...

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THATS IT!!

Link to audio-

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7dZ10avdPXVscVblOsSKrI?si=QoNFYQc9SYaUU4A12yRj6Q

#daryl dixon x reader smut #daryl dixon x you #writing inspiration #the walking dead #fantasy #my writing

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saintly-yves · 7 months ago

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i wrote this at 11 pm, so disregard any misspellings, because i was writing this super fast! if you knew me, you'd know i have a notoriously bad time meditating. or like channeling any type of spirit or deity.

like. terrible at it.

however!! ive finally made progress. i did a guided meditation that was around 7 mins and cut to the chase, and within like 3 or 4 minutes i was visualizing apollo and we were talking pretty casually (more like i was crying on his shoulder like a fussy baby).

i was in the middle of asking a question before the meditation pulled me out, but that was my fault because i didnt pause the video for more time lol

as always, right after the meditation, i went straight to my on-hand tarot spread (the yes/no tarot from astrology.com) and second guessed myself around 5 times, during each of which the tarot spread and cards that i was pulling were roasting me constantly for doubting myself and basically said 'stop being a dumb bitch, yves' so i did 😊😊 <- the face of someone who has not stopped being a dumb bitch

anyways, yeah! that was my first positive meditation experience lol

#apollo posting #apollo worship #hellenic pagan #devotional activities apollo #hellenic polytheism #apollo #im kinda embarrassed bc i feel like the only one who doesn't like tarot that much #doing my own spreads stresses me out lol #pagan #ill link it if someone asks but im too tired to fetch it at the moment of writing this post

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generic-whumperz · 1 year ago

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Bullshit & Masterlist(s)

THIS BLOG CONTAINS ADULT (NSFW) CONTENT, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

(This ain’t a daycare, minors kick rocks)

/Bring tha motherfuckin’ ruckus/

Side blogs:

•@generic-whumper (SFW whumping) •@generic-throw-away-blog (random bs & some fandom stuff) •@generic-writing-tips (exactly as it sounds) •@generic-horror-slut (for just straight up horror and gore)

The Aid Masterlist (current WIP, 18+)

Apocamerica AU

Other works can be found at the bottom of this post under “Story Stuff,” but there isn't much else because I'm focusing on The Aid for now.

Congratulations, you have stumbled upon another (generic) whump blog, hence the name! Blog est. Aug 2023. Currently just working on one story right now (yay hyperfixations), that is slowly consuming every waking thought. Help

Fun facts to share with the class:

I prefer to be anonymous on here, so just call me “Generic/Gen,” them/them, mid (quit lying to yourself) late-20’s

Dyslexic bitch & silly goose—please excuse typos, misspellings, and any grammatical errors! I re-read and edit as best as I can, but my brain be playin’ tricks on me, and shit falls through the cracks! Just manage your expectations is all I’m sayin’, I’m not a professional.

I’m (unfortunately) an American and my obnoxious word choice will probably reflect that.

I’m currently… taking a semester off cause wtf this shit is expensive, maybe I’m dropping out for the 6th time?! But still, any written works I choose to share will not be uploaded on a set schedule (I write slow, my brain only occasionally works, & yada-yada), I apologize in advance!

I run a queue—and nah I won’t tag it.

Lover of cryptids (Mothman fucks), paranormal enthusiast and certified Haunted™️. Weird shit WILL leak into my writing eventually. Don’t be surprised if a ghost or skin walker makes a cameo. It’s more fun this way, just go with the flow.

House plant addict. They are all my children. Ask me how big my monstera is ;)

Dog parent

Irl I’m a (professional) stained glass artist & should be doing that instead of torturing ocs as much as I do?

What You’ll See Here:

All types of Whump; I’m talking all of it bay-bee (detailed types below this section), including: polls, writings, prompts, tropes, scenarios, art, gifs, etc.

Reblogs-a-plenty

Really bad home grown memes

Whumpy rambling coming straight from my delirious brain

My own sub-par short stories, ficlits, and maybe even an eventual series or two

My own mediocre art

I fuck with a lot and don’t really have any “squicks”, but to narrow it down, the prime pickings are:

All gender & POC whump (including lady whump, lady whumpers, mixed gendered Whumpee & Whumper combos, etc. Errybody getting whumped ‘round here. But yes I love to see men particularly in distress and blubbering bloody messes, sue me.)

APOCALYPSE (+ sci-fi, military, historical, alternative-reality, & fantasy)

RED ROOMING

CULT

SLAVERY (+ captivity, short & long term)

TORTURE & violence

Cannibalism & weird blood shit (yet I’m a vegetarian/vegan and have been so most of my life—saying this to show the duality of man and that fictional tastes are FICTIONAL)

Gore and body horror (including puke and all that)

Hurt/little to no comfort, maximum pain and immense suffering is the name of the game 🤘

When I do dabble in comfort—recovery and caretaking is preferably longer with nuanced healing journeys and after character has been through absolute hell and it’s messy AF

Physical, emotional, and psychological whump (if there’s all three it’s a magical trifecta of hurt)

Stabbing, impalement

Failed escape attempts

Drug (illicit and otherwise)—substance abuse, and addiction

Dehumanization, demoralization

Vampires & zombies (see GORE & CANNIBALISM)

Multiple Whumpees, multiple Whumpers

Family of whumpers (this is niche I know but fuck is it my kryptonite)

The biggest POS and/or terrifying Whumpers imaginable (for the love of all things unholy, make them shamelessly bad and vile)

Chains, restrains, collars, gags, muzzles, rope (etc.)—just tie that biz-nitch down!

Explicit stuff like non-con, dub-con, BDSM, forced drugging, etc.

Other Story Stuff & Random Things:

Subject X: BB217 Intro

#whump blog #pinned intro #introduction #introducing myself #blog intro #intro post #whump intro #certified whumper

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pablitosgf · 1 year ago

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𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 — op81 !

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! — oscar piastri x fem!f1presenter!reader

𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 ! — in which oscar asks for your number after an interview you did with him. little did you know a little birdie was watching the interaction…

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ! — some misspelling in the threads and curse words.

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ! — also i fucked up w the dates and im way too tired to fix them… also realized jan 15 wasn’t even when oscar was in mclaren yet. i worked on this late at night so please excuse all the mistakes 😭.

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓 ! — smau

𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 !

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 !

f1 babe you're the view 😍

↳ you're too sweet admin, love u 🫶🏼

anna_paull gorgeous!!

↳ stop im fangirling so hard rn! you're literally amazing & i love your content!!

anna_paull thank you prettyy! 🩷

user1 Y/N WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY??

user2 BABE IK I SAW THE TWEETS

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↳ thats all you, love ❤️

user5 so did everyone see the tweet?

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𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 !

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oscarpiastri i love you ❤️

↳ i love you so much

user1 STOP THIS IS SO CUTE

user2 MY HEARTTTT

user3 MY PARENTSS 🫶🏼🫶🏼

liked by yourusername and oscarpiastri

yoursibling finally, i had to deal w these fuckers for months. MONTHS I TELL YOU

↳ i smell jealousy.

landonorris what about us oscar? WHAT ABOUT US? 😭

↳ l-look lando… i’m sorry.. i love someone else, and thats y/n.

landonorris HOW COULD YOU?! I LOVED YOU! FOR WEEKS, MONTHS, AND YEARS. *SLAPS AND RUNS AWAY*

↳ wait! l-lando listen to me!

yourusername sorry lando, guess I stole your bitch

landonorris HOMEWRECKER!!!

user1 wtf is this comment section 😭

user2 HELP THEYRE SO FUNNY 💀

user3 my divorced parents 😞 landonorris oscarpiastri

user4 we knew. we all knew.

yourusername look man… we tried our best 😒

↳ if it weren’t for those gossip accs everything would’ve gone well 🙁

yoursibling so cute! (im throwing up)

↳ stay jealous xoxo

yourusername thank you! (im not driving you to starbucks)

yoursibling FUCK WAIT IM SORRY

#pablitosgf #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri oneshot #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader #f1 x y/n #f1 instagram au #f1 fanfic #f1 x you #f1 x female reader #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 one shot #f1edit #f1 #f1 x reader #mclaren

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nightsmudge · 3 months ago

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At The Demon Bar, all patrons are welcome as long as they follow the rules and don't cause any trouble. A majority of the patrons are good people but the bar's neutral zone policy does allow for more shady individuals to stop by. There are criminals who seek respite here. Any visiting cops or authority figures can't do anything about it while on the bar's grounds, even if a wanted person is standing inches from their face. That said, these dubious patrons can't do anything they want, they can't pickpocket or pick fights or else they get kicked out or lose their immunity to being arrested on the spot.

Alright, I only have one more page left to edit and post! It's just that I haven't been able to get much work done on it because my mind has been very distracted by... current events. (Stress is a bitch and I'm pretty sure it keeps giving me tension headaches yaaaaaaaay. Stay safe everyone.)

And as always I got a big old lore dump down below for all these guys

Luckius Trick is a dastardly demon of luck. His magic centers around stealing the luck from those around him and using it for himself. Before he came to Ombra Nera to hide out, he was a member of a notorious gang known for stealing thousands of dollars worth of cash and property. He was the one in charge of the escape plan, always happening to come across a spare key, a floor grate with a loose bolt, an unlocked door to the security camera room. Luckius has actually been arrested on several occasions, but every time he gets out with the stupidest amount of luck. He once was able to walk out of a jail cell because a wall spontaneous fell over due to poor infrastructure. This guy is a bastard. An absolutely sly, overpowered, bastard.

Fiura is an angel of fire who moved away from her rural southern town to escape to Ombra Nera. She has very... let's say outdated viewpoints when it comes to people's rights. She's especially outspoken about angel supremacy, how demons need to go back to hell where they belong, and how humans are below angels. It's theorized that her hate has caused her to become a fallen angel with a darkened look and tattered wings. Since Ombra Nera has a very progressive atmosphere, most people stay away from her and try to ignore her racist remarks. The only people Fiura has a connection to is Taurrosk, a demon she shares a home with and has similar viewpoints as her, and Luckius who's always trying to push his luck to actually become her friend and perhaps tweak her opinions a bit.

Taurrosk (yes I know I misspelled his name in the drawing) is a demon of war with a very concerning criminal background. He's a member of an extremist group who believes demons have fallen from honor and have gotten all soft from coexisting with humans in the mortal world. All demons should be sent back to hell to return to their warrior roots and one day ravage the inferior souls of humans. He's had several charges of assault, vandalism, and theft pinned against him, thus he has taken shelter in the twisting dark forest north of Ombra Nera to make it impossible for authorities to find him. He took in Fiura as a roommate since she had nowhere to go but he's very controlling of her and has made numerous advances on her even though she clearly has no interest. He especially hates it when Luckius tries to talk to Fiura.

Terry, also known as Terry the Terror is a fear demon down on his luck. He partakes in numerous scams and shady side hustles to make ends meet, everything from scam calls to credit card theft. He wanted to try and make a living in an honest way, but his appearance is often too unsettling for most employers to want to hire him. Even to mundane humans who can't see magic and perceive Terry as a normal human have remarked that his appearance is frightening, often noting some kind of severe scaring or disfiguration. At some point, Terry just gave up on getting a real job, his face is too scary and he doesn't have the career skills to make him worth hiring. He has been offered help and welfare resources, but he's too stubborn and prideful to take it.

To the people of Ombra Nera and the patrons of the bar, Belhor is just another demon. But little do most know, that isn't the only name he has gone by. Belias, Berial, Belial, the grand archdemon price and warlord. Thousands of years ago, he was one of the many generals of hell who led soldiers into battle against the angels so they may be the only ones to harvest the power of human souls. But that was a very long time ago, the war ended, a truce was signed, and souls are forbidden from being taken. He eventually decided to retire, the humans were making some cool things and his wealth as an archdemon allowed him to casually indulge in whatever he desired. In modern day he's found a serious liking for diet sodas, they're so full of chemicals and artificial ingredients yet so palatable, he honestly can't believe humans let themselves drink the stuff.

Ax is one edgy dude, he's a demon of war and shadow, he knows his way around knives, he's always got that cool and tough personality, and he refuses to be called by his real name Arlo. He's kind of cartoonishly edgy but at the same time he actually is rather terrifying. He's a skilled hitman who will take whatever job given to him; angel, demon, human, monster, good, bad, corporate, political, it doesn't matter as long as there isn't a high chance of him getting killed. Since he's a try hard for portraying himself as a brooding loner, he often ends up sitting in the dark corners of the bar. This has led him to crossing paths with other loners like Terry and Belhor, and the three of them eventually became casual drinking buddies.

#inktober #inktober challenge #inktober 2024 #demon #oc #demon oc #angel #angel oc #original character

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moonyt-t · 1 year ago

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gojo x femreader

(This is my first time doing smut)

smut / nsfw / 18+

CONTENT WARNINGS — rough sex, namecalling (b!tch, good girl, baby, dirty girl, sweetheart, slut, daddy), squirting, unprotected sex, messy/sweaty sex, daddy kink, dirty talk, (sweet talk after)

[Before you jump in there may be some things misspelled and stuff..don't worry about that just read the smut.]

Satoru had had a bad day at work he was slightly annoyed and he was feeling a little well (me and you both know) as soon as he saw Y/N he grabbed her by the arm and pulled her to their bed room then he threw her onto the bed "satoru.. wait what are you doing.."Y/N said staring at him intensely "be a good girl and spread those legs for me~" satoru said while grabbing both her wrists and putting them above her head.

She knew he was gonna come home horny so she didn't have any underwear under her gown which turned satoru on even more, "your such a slut ya know that?"she looked at him shocked and a blushing mess, "i..I satoru please." She had already spread her legs, satoru saw how wet she was, he watched her clenched to nothing with a smug grin "daddy please... I'm..so wet" Y/N said with a slight moan like the slut she was, "you want me to slip my hard thick cock Into that wet dripping pussy of yours don't you hmm~" satoru said while pulling down his pants and his underwear revealing that hard, long, fat, cock he had.

Y/N eyes fall on that cock and she clenches her wet pussy again "daddy..fuck me..im your little good girl..fuck me..please I'm so wet.." hearing this satoru smirk grows wider and slams his hips against her making a loud clap sound when he does Y/N moans loudly "satoru!~" satoru roughly and harder, fucks her deeper and deeper with each thrusts her moans getting louder and gojo starts sweating bullets all you can hear is panting, moaning, clapping sounds, and the sound of Y/N wets pussy getting pounded by satoru.

after 15 minutes satoru feels Y/N tighten around his huge cock he smirks "are you gonna c.. cum for me like a bitch and slut you are hmm?~" he pounds faster and harder and he doesn't stop till she squirts and cums "fuckk!" Y/N moaned louder as her liquids came from her it doesn't take long for satoru to cum neither. He was right behind her he starts pounding again hitting all her good spots again making her squirt and moan loudly till he came deep inside her pussy "does that feel good baby...your such a sweetheart my little slut~" he says panting and moving the sweating strings of hair off of his forehead "yes..daddy~"

Y/N pants.

They ended up making out till Y/N falls asleep in satorus arms I love you sweetheart~ satoru says as he closes his eyes and falls asleep right with her.

#jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #gojo x reader #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #gojou satoru x reader #smut

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fea-resources · 1 month ago

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Unhinged Game Commentary As RP Starters Pt.3

Never gonna not hate that bitch.

Man, I would'a punched her.

Gottarun gottarun gottarun.

I GOT STUCK. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME.

*singing* Gotta fucking ruuun.

Oh god– I’M LEAVING THIS PLACE.

You guys are a bunch of assholes, I don’t wanna hang out with you.

RUN FOREST RUUUUN.

______ is A Good. A dirty, but A Good.

Man, I wouldn’t have gotten back up after that.

“We’re safe here”. Are we really?

You try to take that from me, I’m gonna break this bottle over your head, ______.

You miss the tit and ass commentary that much?

Be The Squirrel. A very big squirrel. And very destructive like a squirrel.

______ asking the real questions.

Wow, that was a big ass rat.

Oh. Rest in peace _____.

Midair ragdoll. Nice.

I really wish I had ______ cuz then I’d be screaming all the time.

No, no, no, no, I don’t wanna go down the creepy hallway.

You totally want to go down the creepy hallway, don’t lie.

Oh, fuck spiders.

THE SPIDERS. I REMEMBER THE SPIDERS.

KITTY.

*meows at the kitty*

I’m the monkey. Of course.

Monkey man.

What is this, Twilight?

Seriously what was with all the monkey comments in Twilight?

Just choke him.

Kinky.

______ sneaking his way into my commentary.

I took out mine quicker. Did you see how I swung the shIT out of him and he ragdolled?

Since when does _______ do anything quietly?

Nope. Denied.

That fucking smug face.

Weeeeee, have a nice nap!

They gon’ sleep gud.

There it is. SPIDER IN A JAR.

That godly cat sense.

Squirrel game not strong enough.

ITS MINE NOW.

I took the wrong bus going to class and I wound up in this HELLA fancy street. I'mma go back, its hella aesthetic.

WOW YOU MISSPELLED MY NAME. WHAT THE HELL. BANNED.

I’m sexually attracted to a library. *finger guns*

Not a phrase I ever thought I’d read with my own two eyes.

Too late, I already took it seriously. You’ll forever be known to me as That Library Fucker.

Hmmmmm…. a title I will gladly wear. It is better than my last one.

Dare I even ask what your last one was?

He just… spread his ass cheeks wide open for that death.

This assholes gonna get it. Gonna get fucking clipped.

This asshole’s gonna get it – in the asshole.

“That wasn’t necessary” I don’t know what you’re talking about. That was completely necessary.

The feeling when you're a paranoid fuck and have a mental map of hiding places on your route home.

I don’t plan hiding places, I plot environmental hazard spots. Catch me taking random and increasingly dangerous routes.

I would have just led him into traffic to be honest. I’m a dick that way.

To be fair, I dented the pole with my face. So it was a tie.

*Pyromania intensifies*

I don’t think ______ is gonna like this place.

Flirting, _____ style: Light them on fire.

Man that’s actually kind of a weird thing to say when you remember how many things and people ______ has lit on fire.

_______’s a demon fucker – More news at 10.

I DID NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT, ______.

He’s fine, its just a busted knee cap.

______’s very thicc. Look at that ass.

IIIIIMMMM GONNA SWIIIING FROM THE CHANDLIEEEER. FROM THE CHANDELIIIEEEEEEER.

I assumed he would come back on Wednesday because he’d be out of weed. He’s always out of weed on this day. Weedless Wednesdays.

I’m back, and I’m not reading all that. I’m kinda scared to read what you’re all saying anyway.

Light it on fire and see what happens.

I may just suck at sucking.

No Escape.

Give me the cat nip.

BE SAFE. Don’t fly away or anything.

_____ doesn’t have internet. Its not worth the trip.

But what if I want to fly away?

Then bring a parachute.

Time For Regret.

Fuuuuck no I hate those big ass spiders.

Wow this water is so green. Its Super Green. Green Lantern water.

Inhale the glow.

Its the mucus from those commercials for Mucinex.

Make sure you inhale with your stomach – inhale the maximum amount of glow.

DRAG HIM INTO THE WELL.

WELCOME TO HELL.

Yolo harder.

Your fucking shit is mine.

You just turned his dick into swiss cheese.

Ah yes. The dick shots. Its been too long.

Peek out, bitch.

Where do you think that curdled milk cheese comes from?

My life has been a lie.

I can’t even remember what its called. Its nasty though. Chunky milk in a dish.

Cottage cheese?

COTTAGE CHEESE COMES FROM SWISS CHEESED DICKS. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

I’m sexy and I know it.

Today on "____ Ruins Everything".

Look at that goddamn library. I’d put my cottage cheese all over that thing.

HQ to ________. You’re breaking up. Over.

I’m sorry I keep breaking up with you guys, I just feel like our relationship isn’t going to advance any further.

I’LL PISS IN THE BENDY PART OF THEIR KNEE.

What. Where did that even–

My hands are cold. Almost as cold as my soul.

Hello darkness my old friend.

That’s friend material right there.

Sirens are going again. Why're sirens going again? The dogs are borking.

Bullet buffet.

Is that… pineapple with pizza slice toppings?

And we’ve lost ________.

If it fits I fuckings falls ins.

Did _____ have tits just now?

If he did, they would have saved his life.

Stop that bullet trajectory into his chest.

#TitsSaveLives

Can confirm. Trust me, I’m an expert.

GLIIITCH.

WHOA. WHAT IS GOING ON?

At least it unglitched me.

Still not as great as Vibrating Nate. Also yes hello I am now Dr. Suess.

Its because I said Tits Save Lives, isn't it?

THAT HURT.

Did he just? Punch him in the nuts? Or?

Dick kicking time.

Aaah, to have a smoker handy.

I thought of four different types of smoker in an instant and was very confused because to what point is a meat smoker going to help…

The feeling when you hear the word smoker and think of meat smoker first despite hanging with stoners…

I call hax.

Man if I had that torch I woulda smacked that guy and burned half his face.

Oh fuck off ________. Shove a cactus up your ass.

what the fUCK. HELL NO.

NIGHTMARE FUEL.

Spider Pirahnas. Spirahnas.

Just blew that guy into Kibbles n Bits.

This is the party cart.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SON? YOU PUT YOUR HEAD BACK ON RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN.

WUT UP MY DITCH COUSINS?

WRONG. THE SHRIEKING VOID WE LOVINGLY CALL SPACE.

But what if its down? Or left?

Technically the void is everywhere and nowhere all at once -- its inescapable in its omnipotence.

I ain't even high right now.

Your very existence is a high.

This is probably why I have not been high despite having been hot boxed and smoking three god damn blunts. I just... can't get it. They kept saying "maaan you're gonna be fucked up after this" and i'm just... bruh, my entire existence is fucked up.

HI, I HEARD THERE WAS FIRE.

The pyro in me is very happy with this scene.

Even better than assthetic.

It'd hit my aesthetic if I could smell it through the screen, but alas, I cannot.

NYOOM. LOOK AT HIM FLY.

God I love the smell of burning buildings. I mean... it smells terrible... but it fills me with a very warm and fuzzy feeling. Like a feeling one might get on christmas morning.

________ confirmed for arsonist.

He didn't see you. He smelled you.

_________ called: he wants his uniform back.

I still don't get how he does all this shit with them tight ass pants.

RIP his balls. RIP his life too.

________ is the real one stripping balls.

Did I just hear a Sasuke scream?

AGAIN. THANK YOU LORDS.

Sasuke Uchiha'd his ass to the future.

He scream at own ass.

I used to be a treasure hunter like you. Then I took a bullet to the dick.

______ here takes no prisoners.

No that guy took it to the knee. His third knee.

I GUESS it counts as a bone.

_______ pads his ass cheeks. Is this how he survives them falls?

Those big guys have balls of steel though, he took those kicks like a CHAMP.

What if he's broken his ass before?

Probably has. Had that crushed pelvis from Snoo Snoo.

Walked crooked for a month. Got roasted with anal jokes.

You know I could make a joke but. I'll be good.

No. Be bad.

Life is better when you don't think through your actions. Just get it out.

Think of all the children you just killed.

When life throws grenades, pick them up and throw them back. I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN GRENADES.

This can't be it. That couldn't possibly be it. Is this to lul me into a false sense of security? Because its not cool. I feel like a deer, walking across the open meadow.

Tripping baaaaaaaallz.

________ likes playing with big balls, pass it along.

Well you could design a sword without the blood groove but it'd be heavy as fuck. Like good fucking luck swinging it unless you're the incarnation of "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

Too busy judging ______. At least ______ doesn't have a _____ kink.

______, after being stabbed: Thank u this is mine now.

Her boobs got smaller, I swear. Look. Look at them. They shrunk.

Your ass looks great in these jeans.

I'm that jackass that pushes you into the spiders webs just to hear you scream.

He found the mummified corpse of an old man holding his dick in his last fap session in his tomb.

Yes, please, stop me. Tackle me.

I can't wait to hear you screaming.

Those aren't swords, those are Mammoth Cleavers.

There we go. Mammoth Cleavers. We'll go with that I guess.

"I hope it'll be helpful to you". Yeah, I mean. It'll be helpful... to me... in stealing stuff. But don't worry about it. You didn't hear nothin'.

I was going somewhere and I can't remember where.

...I'm not making those noises.

Shut up. I wasn't going to impersonate that.

But why not? Do it. Do it for the vine.

I'm not doing it for the vine.

I'm a rat murderer and taker of treasure.

God damn it, you were supposed to be a magic charm to make these rare game come out and instead you hurt its feelings!

Let's not bring up our Lord and Savior the Helix fossil.

YOU ASSHOLE. YOU'RE MINE.

Don't make those noises. Makes me think of dirty things.

______ you little shit, you had to say it all fancy like?

WHO HERE LIKES MIMICS BECAUSE I SURE DON'T.

Calm yourself before you hurt yourself.

So many spooky scary skeletons.

Spoopy scary skeletons. For the skeleton war. En gaurde Fuckboy.

#RP Prompt #RP Memes #Roleplay Meme #Roleplay Memes

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