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HUMAN JAX!? WHATTTT!??!?!
i love this sm u don't understand
#jax tadc#jax#tadc#im so normal about him#im the most normal normaller person ever than anyone have ever been#ID LET HIM BITE MY HAND#my love language is biting someones finger or hand#yes i do that to my mother#random fact#I LOVE JAX#this is a slight challenge for me not to use a filter#except the noise filter
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Reverse trope
where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t
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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!
Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!
Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not
Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)
Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-
Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-
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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)
*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*
Jason: Really?
Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive
Steph: Shhh you don’t count
Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine
Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that
Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE
Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???
Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE
*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*
Tim: well that’s more accurate at least
Steph: :)
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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-
Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening
Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!
Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?
Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!
The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O
Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts
Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-
A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)
Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior��� everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often
It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-
and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on
She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.
Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence
Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter
Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail
The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There
Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud
Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers
Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)
Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again
#Like it’d be so funny#Imagine them on mothers day#Damian at unnecessary volumes: I AM LEAVING TO GO TO VISIT MY MOTHER NOW#Damian: WHERE SHE LIVES.#His brothers on their way to the cemetery or smth: ._.#Damian still going regardless: BECAUSE SHE IS ALIVE#I just know Damian “Certified Mama’s Boy” Wayne would be such a menace about it#And Duke Babs Steph and Cass would so help fan the flames#batfam#dc comics#fanfiction#headcanon#chat fic#Can you tell I read them often#And yes adoptees forget they’re adopted#I have a friend who has on multiple occasions started to tell me about something that “ran in the family”/something in her family history#Before she’ll remember she’s not actually blood related#someone has probably already done this#But I still thinks it’s very funny#No I don’t think Jon would say motherless behavior to someone#But I do think he’d know the phrase and teach Damian#I just imagine he educates him on all the Gen Z lingo don’t ask why#crack post#100% a joke dont take it seriously
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I graduated today. here's my cap
#YES I know its not a diamond shape i couldnt bring myself to do it#idc#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#arthur morgan#sister calderon#mother superior calderon#my art#traditional art#the bee's knees
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drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel
#im aware theyre jewish#lemme cook okay#first image is symbolic of how they see themselves#not as they truly are morally#wait maybe i could do a mini analysis of my own art here#i chose their younger selves to represent here mostly because old stan looked dumb af in that devil costume#and ford also looked funny like that#and it wasnt rlly suitable for the tone of the piece i was going for#it’s representative of the first cracks forming in their teenage years#theyre facing away from each other#ford has his eyes closed as he aims upwards#while stan is grounded and intentionally uncomfortable#eyes towards ford#its the childlike beginnings of ford’s god complex and stan’s self-demonisation#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#yay#my art#also the triangle is supposed to somewhat look like a spotlight#but also yknow related to bill#yes its a mother mother problems lyric#because i think problems kinda fits stan LOL#wow loads of tags
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If you need me I'll be chewing on the fact that, yes, the other eight uses are in Exodus and are about the Tabernacle tapestries and in the New Testament our bodies are called the temple of the Lord
#LOOK. this book is about miscarriage and its so very good and im crying a lot in a helpful way#but this still blew my mind in the middle of all the crying. clearly i need to do word studies more lol#christianity#miscarriage#death#infant death#and yes i did look into this and confirm it myself. 8 in exodus and one in psalm 139. there IS another derivative also used but#i couldnt figure out how to do a reverse search to find out what verses used that derivative#(because i was using a physical book concordance to start. had to move to digital to actually find the other verses though.#the other entry was two down in the dictionary part but theres no way to go the other way to find the verses that use it lol. anyway.)#BUT as it stands - word for exact word comparison - this holds true#i almost forgot to actually cite the book lol:#you are still a mother by jackie gibson
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Ya don't know what you're messin' with!
#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#little shop of horrors#i wanted to think of some play on 'mean green mother' but i could not#help ive got a sickness and its called 'i cant stop drawing ford and bill as random comedy horror posters'#watched little shop today while working on my animation and was Inspired#did i watch it simply because i was already thinking of doing the poster and not the other way around? yes.#ill go in later and do actual lineart and shading on this#around the same time i finish the young frankenstein poster lol#and OBVIOUSLY im gonna draw the other little shop poster at some point#but for now: good night#fluffle art
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Art of Yoma
[First] Prev <–->Next
#Poorly Drawn MDZS#MDZS#season 1#wei wuxian#jin ling#This was the idea that popped into my head that made me want to start doing this comic project#I just think WWX should drop more devastating bombs like 'updog' and 'goblin'#Poor Jin Ling and his very unfortunate weakness to comments about his mother#The amount of rearranging of script to make this three panel joke has made me a lot more confident with scripting comics#also yes that is an among us emergency meeting reference
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ROBERT
NEVER TOLD MOTHER
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#and his brother in law (phillis' brother) - naval lt who prosecuted donitz and raeder at nuremberg#me @ me and what have you done today#this actually 500% tracks with a collection we have at work#only son- jewish - widowed mother like my grandma with her mom & brothers:'( - and - merc just informed me - also rosie#lied his entire ass off about basic so as not to worry her#yes ma we have plenty of food it's delicious everyone is sooooo nice#shoshi.txt#anyway.#i don't usually do this but.
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i love you madame web
#thank you sj clarkson#you do get me#madame web#like come on it doesnt deserve the hate its been getting#critics know no shit#yes i am a movie critic too but im ✨different ✨#anyway i gave it 5 stars on letterboxd#whos gonna fight me#dakota johnson#she was mothering#sidney sweeney#isabela merced#celeste o'connor#my girls were DOING IT RIGHT#this movie was made for me and i'll die in the line defending it#poetic cinema
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Mu Qing ascending is objectively so funny considering Feng Xin and Xie Lian also do. Out of the people in your kingdom who accomplished immortality there’s this guy who used to be your servant but is now on equal rank to you and he‘s super rude now and also thinks you hate him because he remembers when you were 18 and lacked socioeconomic-interpersonal awareness
#he doesn’t even hold the ignorance against you. you hold it against him though#list of people who ascended from Xianle: the crown prince and his noble bodyguard. also the prince’s attendent who came from poverty#like mu qing only got to cultivate because of a very specific set of circumstances but like he did it very successfully#it’s hilarious#by all rights he worked harder than them both but he sure got there#also you see him as super rude and mean now while the people of his region keep insisting he’s kind gentle and refined etc.#Feng Xin looks at Mu Qing as if they were in the same boat and Xie Lian looks at Mu Qing like they were in the same boat#and Mu Qing is there doing their chores on top of studying and training and caring for his mother looking at their idealistic nonsense#with many question marks#Xie Lian and Feng Xin: our past friend Mu Qing#Mu Qing: ah yes. my employer. who I would like to befriend but unfortunately I have dignity.#tgcf#like sorry not everyone has the awareness or priorities or ideas another who grew up poor might smh#also he has like a ridiculously impeccable memory so like. yea he DOES remember when you were 18. in vivid detail.#he used to prepare your clothes so has your whole cultural fashion line embedded into his head forever. including the jewelry#imagine being 800 years old and the guy that used to steam your clothes every morning and fold them every night lives next door#isn't that so embarrassing#that guy remembers EVERYTHING too#you don't remember that stuff but HE DOES?????
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The funny difference between protestantism (what I grew up with) and judaism is how both conceive of work
For many protestant-influenced scenarios, you must work - the sabbath day? That's just another weekend to spend as you please (work. chores, which is work, too). There's no real excuse to stop working, working is inherently G-dly and Good.
Judaism? Don't you even think about working on the hours of shabbos. (Certain) Holidays? Same deal. Actually, working is explicitly impermissible, g-d literally said so.
Anyway, I just think those small differences in how work and what constitutes work contributes to attitudes about working. I don't think protestantism or judaism are inherently like those examples, just that in my experience, the protestant attitude towards work is that it is what makes you worthy, good, and holy and non-work (laziness, sloth) is A Sin.
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#yes i am still shabbos posting <3#i'm sure many xtians see the ten commandments say 'honor the sabbath day as holy' and actually do#but i've noticed in many protestant (at least) places that's a veryyyy optional commandment#(though many in my previous community were VERY into the 'honor thy mother and father' one. which. wasn't always in good faith)#(as in - honor them to idolization even if (even WHEN) they mistreat you or abuse you)
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Petition: Sephiroth doesn't have a father.
Half of his dna? Lucrecia
The other half? Jenova
None of this Hojo vs Vincent argument I humbly propose we get far more symbolic mileage out of a corrupted version of an immaculate conception via Jenova as the 'angelic' presence.
Mad science IVF, essentially.
This lasted about ten seconds as a crack theory but now I think I'm actually going to add that to my belief system
Like Jenova is generally given female pronouns and called 'mother' but we do need to remember it's an alien megafauna virus (often referred to with 'it' pronouns in multiple translations of the original game, including the original Japanese). Its cells do not work like human animal cells. It's entirely feasible that it was used in place of a father donor, and would explain why sephiroth has such strong Jenova characteristics (white hair, slit eyes) where Angeal and Genesis don't (and also just. The rest of him. Where you'd put the genes for halos I don't know).
Sephiroth does have huge issues, just, in general, but his real weak point was his mummy issues where he'd been primed by hojo and that was where Jenova squarely hit. And it's generally agreed no matter which side of the 'sephiroth is in control/a puppet' spectrum you fall on that she was preying on him in nibelheim.
And also, just in final fantasy in general, there is a LOT of religious symbolism and icons (as is fairly typical of rpg games of that type. Just look at the Persona or Shin megami tensei series!). The summons, the church, etc. Sephiroth, aka the paths of sephiroth, is taken from what Wikipedia calls 'esoteric Jewish mysticism' and describes, I quote, 'channels of divine creative life force or consciousness through which the unknowable divine essence is revealed to mankind' or 'the ten structural forces of nature'. No guesses for how that tied into Project S' original intent to re-establish the extinct cetra and lead shinra to the promised land of infinite totally-not-afterlife-compost mako.
And I'm sure there's been plenty of essays done on the meanings and themes in ff7 (not that I can find them under all the sephiroth character analysis) but sephiroth very clearly went the demi urge route where he should have been a saviour and guide so why not throw in some immaculate conception as well?
Disclaimer: this tumblr user does not think of IVF as corrupted mad science nor do they think children born of it are any less human, we're talking about Hojo's experiments with Jenova on an unborn child here.
This would also mean that any 'Jenova is not your mother!' dramatic reveal could be followed up with 'she's your dad!' which is hilarious and we know Sephiroth's opinions on father figures.
#Like we're all agreed on sephiroth not looking anything like hojo but canonically lucrecia didn't do it with Vincent so. Secret third option#Kid sephiroth would OWN at the 'my dad could beat your dad' arguments#sephiroth#final fantasy 7#ffvii#final fantasy vii#lucrecia crescent#ff7#jenova#Ff7 jenova#sephiroth crescent#professor hojo#ff7 hojo#vincent valentine#ff7 vincent#I just know every time I see jenova referred to me as mother there's going to be a little voice in the back of my head like#She's your dad! Boogie woogie woogie!#Like yes jenova usually gets called she/it but so do like. Boats. She's an inanimate object with the ability to inflict frenzy#And hallucinations. She's not even slightly human. Some people believe the specimen is simply an infected ancient.#Human gender just doesn't slightly apply to jenova so it's even funnier if we make her trans#Like either way it's having three bio parents or a magic space virus fertilising a viable egg it was going to be crazy either way
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GAMZEE: MaN wHaT eVeN iS a "CrAbBy" MoThErFuCkEr? Is It LiKe ClIcK cLiCk AnD sHiT? bEcAuSe ThOsE bItChEs ArE aLwAyS jUsT uP aNd DoInG tHe FuCk OuT oF tHaT. cRaBs MaN. tHeY'rE jUsT tHe BiTcHeS.
KARKAT: IT MEANS PISSED GOD DAMN YOU, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
#submission#source is me and my dad talking#//#SCREAM.#crabs ARE the bitches i love crabs. click click and shit.#yes gamzee they truly are up and mother fucking doing that.#so true.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#gamzee makara#karkat vantas#mod john
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Yeah I like the headcanon that the Carian sorcery sword was his. Have some sketches about it 🗡️✨
#do i like the thought that what he experienced in the finger ruins changed his mind to the point of leaving it all behind? yes. yes i do.#im just saying we only know about one person who taught Rellana and she's known for one specific thing#he must have had some sorcery catalyst prior to making his staff to emulate Metyr#he's hot... like.... yeah he's hot idk what else to tell you about this#devon yaps#elden ring#count ymir#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#my work#elden ring dlc#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring sote#sote#elden ring art#elden ring fanart#elden ring headcanons#ymir mother of fingers#ymir elden ring#count ymir elden ring
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no matter whether ppl are trying to make zk's canon relationship out to be sibling coded or associative friends or whatever else ppl make up i feel it all comes from this place of people that don't ship it being unable to handle zuko and katara's canonically deep and intimate friendship at the end of show without (whether subconsciously or not) perceiving it as some kind of threat to whatever katara or zuko ship they DO ship (usually either k/a or z/s or m/z)
they don't know how to acknowledge/write zk (and i don't think them being a m/f ship is divorced from this) having their canonically close friendship alongside whatever they ship because that closeness, no matter how platonic, can't supersede the romance of their own ship. so they just lazily write it off as "siblings" or convince themselves they weren't ever that close in the first place or that katara still secretly hates zuko or something in order to get out of the bind of allowing them to be close friends even if you ship them with other people 🤷♀️
#holly talks bs#zutara#atla fandom critical#hot take maybe but i do genuinely believe zk have one of if not THE mutually closest relationship in the gaang#because it's not about screentime spent together it's about the depth of what those scenes communicate about the characters and#their relationship#katara is the only one zuko ever marginally opened up to about his scar and his banishment and what he thinks and feels about it#zuko is the only one in the gaang katara talks about her mother in depth to#yes she's acknowledged the loss before and uses it to connect with ppl like haru and jet#but zuko is the person katara tells the whole story to#in fact zuko is the person who hears all three perspectives of kya's murder#and is yknow the person that actually GOES WITH HER on her journey to the centre of her deepest and most defining trauma#and then there's just the whole finale where they's essentially attached at the hip and he jumps in front of fucking lightning for her#brb just gonna jump in front of lightning for my associative friend#no big deal or anything we can barely talk to each other without someone else in the room#even tho zk have several scenes alone together while yeah they're not making out but they ARE usually talking about something#deep meaningful and personal#they spill their guts out to each other at the first sign they've found someone who might actually understand them
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i maintain that the reason goro sucks at cooking is bc he absolutely cannot for the life of him experiment with it. he can follow instructions fine but if there's vague terms or if something says to eyeball it he's completely lost. that, and goro cannot stand having to do multiple things at once and will absolutely burn a building down because he wasn't keeping a close enough eye on the stove. this is what makes akira so good at cooking, on the other hand--he thrives at experimenting and taste testing and the chaos of the kitchen is something he lives for.
HOWEVER. goro is very good at following a step-by-step guide. he is extremely meticulous. he is capable of being precise with measurements. so once he's introduced to it, goro becomes an incredible baker. it even becomes therapeutic, a method of relaxing after a long day. akira hates baking for the same reasons goro loves it, but loves having yummy tasty treats, so baking becomes goro's forte.
unfortunately, being the friend who brings baked goods to every hangout means goro is not escaping the has-a-sweet-tooth allegations anytime soon.
#if you're curious I do think goro has a sweet tooth. or did as a kid. but had to play it up for the cameras so much#and food became such a Means To An End (like everything else) that he stopped caring abt taste and grew resentful of the sweet tooth#shtick just like he grew resentful of the detective prince as a whole. so he isn't *lying* when he says it's for the cameras#but he also isn't telling the truth either. ofc the sweet tooth thing is a lie just like everything about the detective prince is a lie#<- delusional. the mask is just as much a part of him as what it disguises#baby goro loved his mother's pancakes is what im saying. back when she still cooked for him........#(so pancakes and sweets are also associated with his mother. which only complicated his feelings even further)#so yeah! that's my opinion on the does goro like sweets thing#well yes but actually no but actually yes#sera posts#goro akechi#sera talks goro
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