#yeah not glorifying this with tags.

[theminecraftbee]

“I’m mom’s favorite,” Scar says cheerfully. “You know normally she’s less obvious about it but today—”

“You know that wasn’t mom, right?” Bdubs says, crossing his arms, closing his eyes, and tapping his feet. “Mom would never kill Etho like that.”

“She really would,” Scar says.

“No, Etho’s too good at PVP. That wasn’t Cleo. An imposter!”

Scar pauses.

“Ohhhhh. I mean I knew it wasn’t Cleo,” Scar says.

“What?” Bdubs says.

“I still want to call her mommy though,” Scar says.

“SCAR,” Bdubs says loudly as Scar giggles. He decides words will no longer work at that point, and tackles him.

[harbingersglory]

Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?

literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.

It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.

Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.

She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.

She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.

She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.

She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.

She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.

You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.

Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.

And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.

Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.

[chimera-dolls]

Cos I saw someone 'defending' their misuse of the dollblr tag after receiving an ask about it because 'other people do it' - this is why it's a fucking problem in the first place. It is against TOS. It is unrelated to your post, it is spam, and don't be surprised if everything you post gets reported.

Just because other people spam the tag too, doesn't magically excempt it from TOS or user guidelines. Like at this point I am straight up breaking this down to bare bones website operation here, what's so hard to understand? It's shit like this that literally degrades website quality because as you spread your crap over multiple tags that are accumulating like a goddamn snowball, people stop actually using those tags for the topic they were meant for. People stop posting. People leave. Welcome to dead internet.

It doesn't matter if you see other people doing it, rules are rules. There is a reason WHY tag spam is against the rules and that's to keep a website useable. Actual Dollbr-bloggers? Keep reporting guys.

[rikufanclub]

"  I know that I have to stand up with these feet.   Both love and pain, I want to take on everything. "

recreated frames from ‘little cry of the abyss’

[batarangsoundsdumb]

non context spoiler for my super cool shiny new fic

summary underneat the cut

what happens in vegas - onlydance

When has what happened in Vegas ever stayed in Vegas?

Most married couples will say they married because they loved each other, they’ll say they stayed together with hard work, determination, and love.

Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are not like most married couples.

...

“I didn’t even say something stupid.”

“Your face is stupid,” Bruce retorted immediately.

Clark frowned. “That’s no way to talk to your husband.”

[massiveladycat]

me getting my ass beat after saying that obsession and abusing your partner because of jealousy, and also doing something to them when they obviously say 'no' is not cute or healthy

[chaosradiation]

the new tailstube's reference to team sonic and team dark's fight in sonic heroes is going to drive me insane. they were trying to use it as another example of sonic and shadow not liking each other or getting along... but it. does not work for that. this was the game where shadow had amnesia. how can this be an example of sonic and shadow's rivalry if he had no idea who the fuck sonic even was.

also, from sonic's perspective shadow was supposed to be DEAD. the last time he saw shadow was when he FELL TO HIS DEATH FROM SPACE. not that im really expecting them to acknowledge that when they barely even acknowledged it in heroes in the first place. but its just another layer of context completely stripped from this interaction.

[studyblr-perhaps]

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[raraeavesmoriendi]

I keep coming back to the scene where Barbie is crying after her run in with modern high schoolers

and the part of me that’s been Goth since I was thirteen has this mad urge to hug “my” Barbie from when I was little, to tell her that she wasn’t what drove me away from liking pink and being frilly and feminine, she was a lovely friend and companion who made my little playtimes by myself less lonely. I just didn’t think I could be that girl anymore when it turned out I

a. wasn’t a girl, and

b. the only femininity I ever felt comfortable expressing was something that made it clear that I didn’t want people to touch me, especially after I spent the last part of my pink sanrio years being harassed by a boy in my school, but who could I tell? who would believe me, when I was undiagnosed for multiple things and already starting to fail at being appropriately “little girl” by cis standards? and

c. even when I got older, people wanted to push that kind of outward femininity on me because it’s what girls were supposed to be, who would eventually become wives and Helpmeets, so saith some evangelical, and what else could I hope to be?

I want to tell “my” Barbie that our playtime is not what made me cringe away from shades of pink and ruffles and heart shapes. it’s the people who wanted to insist that’s what I had to be, and would still rather see me be that and miserable than be happy and myself. that I don’t blame her at all, and I thank her for the time we had together, even if I don’t think I could go back to Barbieland anymore.

and in the real world, I give a nod and raise a glass to all the candy pink glittery high femmes who cross my path, because I know what it’s like to love how a color makes you feel so much that it fills up your whole wardrobe 🖤

[waterme-stories]

Worst part about Tumblr no longer remembering my frequent/custom tags is that I have to see this shit every time I go to type my cute animal tag (#better than people):

Every. Single. Time.

[that-gay-computer]

OHOHO THE ANIMATIONS EITH THE ECHOs THOO!!!

[wizbizzi]

post this now as if he hadn't been planning it for months, but go off! be crazy and hateful. Quackity would hate you but be happy being you

sorry I'm a bit stoned rn but I am happy being me :)

[pa-pa-plasma]

hey buddy do you think the Wild West was a safe place to live or did you just not read my tags that are literally right there

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

[none-tadashi-left-hiro]

can you guys all please actually actually be so kind to each other and I mean it tangibly like stop being a coward about what you’ll lose cause it doesn’t fucking matter more than being kind and you know it just fucking do what you can we’ve already lost so much what is the fucking cost of being kind to you anymore. people are so fucking desensitized to their own bullshit they’re dealing with like they’re so casual and blaise and ignorant about things that even harm them directly like why not at least be kind about it why not at least deal with the bullshit that comes from being kind instead i am so sad abt this why do people have to make it so hard. like I get capitalism and colonialism and whatever plays into people being raised to be unkind but are we that fucking fallible like that really fucking sucks bro

[madaracore]

[jesskasb]

guy who listens to a lot of system of a down reading about the seven last statements of jesus: wow... it truly is like chop suey!