wizbizzi
I press large and ominous red buttons
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Hello my pronouns are they/he/she and I am 20. you can call me Wiz or Biz or Ellis if you would like. my AO3 is WizenedBeanie and my art account on tumblr is @wizbizart :)
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wizbizzi · 19 minutes ago
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wizbizzi · 16 hours ago
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
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wizbizzi · 1 day ago
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wizbizzi · 1 day ago
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“the world has become such a soft safe space where you can’t speak freely” is a good way to reveal you spend a majority of your time on the internet. a customer came in today and told me that the illuminati framed bill cosby and it was my fault and i just had to be like OK sir cash or credit
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wizbizzi · 2 days ago
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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew
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wizbizzi · 2 days ago
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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wizbizzi · 6 days ago
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i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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wizbizzi · 6 days ago
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hello isat fandom.
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wizbizzi · 9 days ago
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whatever two consenting adults do in their own privacy is none of my business ✋️😌 unless theyre freaks having scary sex 😰
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wizbizzi · 9 days ago
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wizbizzi · 10 days ago
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The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar
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wizbizzi · 12 days ago
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wizbizzi · 12 days ago
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sorry. what the fuck was that?
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wizbizzi · 12 days ago
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i just never want to see elon musk happy
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wizbizzi · 13 days ago
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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wizbizzi · 13 days ago
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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
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wizbizzi · 13 days ago
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