Hello my pronouns are they/he/she and I am 20. you can call me Wiz or Biz or Ellis if you would like. my AO3 is WizenedBeanie and my art account on tumblr is @wizbizart :)
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The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing
#yeah no literally#plus even if its bad theres always one part thats Really Really Good even if its unintentional#i dont go because i know it'll b good. i go bc i know one of the actors and i know one guy there is a Gorgeous baritone and i wanna hear it
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in case you’re not watching the super bowl halftime show: kendrick lamar did indeed perform “not like us” and looked directly in the camera and smiled when he said “say drake, i hear you like em young”
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The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.
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Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.
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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.
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wait i have a really really terrible and extremely inhumane experiment. i need to know if villagers in the nether still try to automatically sleep in beds
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
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Spin My Wheel
Tell me your fate in the tags
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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that
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