wizbizzi
wizbizzi
I press large and ominous red buttons
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Hello my pronouns are they/he/she and I am 20. you can call me Wiz or Biz or Ellis if you would like. my AO3 is WizenedBeanie and my art account on tumblr is @wizbizart :)
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wizbizzi · 1 day ago
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The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing
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wizbizzi · 2 days ago
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in case you’re not watching the super bowl halftime show: kendrick lamar did indeed perform “not like us” and looked directly in the camera and smiled when he said “say drake, i hear you like em young”
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wizbizzi · 2 days ago
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The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.
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wizbizzi · 3 days ago
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wizbizzi · 4 days ago
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Man, google search sucks now.
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wizbizzi · 5 days ago
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Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.
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wizbizzi · 8 days ago
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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.
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wizbizzi · 8 days ago
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out in public looking tortured
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wizbizzi · 9 days ago
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wizbizzi · 9 days ago
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Snorse… snail horse……
behold, the snorse
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wizbizzi · 10 days ago
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wait i have a really really terrible and extremely inhumane experiment. i need to know if villagers in the nether still try to automatically sleep in beds
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wizbizzi · 10 days ago
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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wizbizzi · 11 days ago
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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wizbizzi · 11 days ago
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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
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wizbizzi · 11 days ago
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wizbizzi · 14 days ago
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Spin My Wheel
Tell me your fate in the tags
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wizbizzi · 17 days ago
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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that
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