#yeah i would probably find that funny
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realsafari Ā· 5 months ago
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god i am such a sucker for cock
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mohntilyet Ā· 1 month ago
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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. iā€™m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying theyā€™ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the babyā€™s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.
NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HEā€™S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like ā€œteeheeā€¦. the man that my sister spurnedā€¦. has fallen in love with ME!ā€ and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really donā€™t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that theyā€™re actually in love and itā€™s not arranged!
i have this image of josie going like ā€œyou canā€™t marry him. is this a joke, because itā€™s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ā€¦.yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love youā€¦ā€¦.. yes of course i want you to be happyā€¦ā€¦ yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what iā€™m sayingā€” DONā€™T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. donā€™t do that. i said donā€™t do that. yvette come back and listen to meā€ etc etc
of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so thereā€™s no backing out from this one. in my mind thereā€™s a rehash of the big ā€œBECAUSE I LOVE HER!ā€ (ortranto, desperate but genuine), ā€œyou do?ā€ (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an ā€œOF COURSE HE DOES!ā€ (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3
#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind#but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux#i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc#but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter#that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3#also like the image of yvette saying ā€˜iā€™m getting married to adorno!ā€™ and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like ā€˜oh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marryingā€™ and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL#this is also how trev finds out ortrantoā€™s first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think#he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost#without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this#much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3#josephine montilyet#adorno ortranto#yvette montilyet#not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me#the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like#yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan#<- mentioned briefly. i guess#veilguard spoilers#for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand#long post
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kaeyachi Ā· 3 months ago
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Kaeya, despite being a sickly and gentle child, was his own kind of nightmare for Crepus and the other Dawn Winery staff.
See, Diluc is prone to mischief and chaos, dragging along his younger brother and a couple of other children into his plots and messes.
But Kaeya? Kaeya is the type to end up in the most random, and I do mean most random, of places. He would vanish for several hours, only to be found in an unexpected location such as, oh let's say that one time, he was found eating fruit with some friendly hilichurls...IN LIYUE.
He was such a curious soul that would easily get distracted by the wonders of Teyvat, but since he is so silent in both words and movements, whoever is watching over him would lose sight of him just as quickly.
He has caused several search parties in his youth, only for people to find out he was following a seelie to a treasure chest or napping with a young wolf cub in Wolvendom.
Crepus swears that Kaeya and Diluc are competing on who can give him gray hairs the fastest (so far, Diluc is winning, but Kaeya sure is catching up with every scream of panic from a designated babysitter and Diluc)
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astranauticus Ā· 4 months ago
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this isnt the kind of stuff i'd usually post but im fuckin losing my mind. ive been watching through the bilibili livestream vods of like this arknights lore creator reading through and commentating on like the game stories and right now im watching the vod from his main story chapter 11 stream and his reaction to logos' sprite reveal is so fucking funny i had to clip it. man is really having a crisis on stream
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0m3n-0f-d3ath Ā· 2 months ago
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Test dialogue animation
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas Ā· 18 days ago
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right... okay. i'm considering something. sound off in the comments if this is a bad idea
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sunkissedkales Ā· 6 months ago
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i made a bad pun
Four: the forge is just up ahead
Time: you mean the four-ge
The chain: ........
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soupmanspeaks Ā· 8 months ago
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you ever wonder if the Glamrocks's face tracking acts up when they look at Glamrock-Freddy, like they'll look at his face, and the recognition will register as Freddy, but their systems for whatever reason or another think that there is a face overlapped on Freddy's do you think they see two small squares next to him, at his side, roughly child sized, but no one is physically there.... right...?
#fnaf#michael afton#five nights at freddyā€™s#glammike#crying child#elizabeth afton#i wanted to allude something to william but idk#would the glamrocks go into the sinkhole? maybe#maybe next to glamrock freddy alongside the weird overlapping face he has and the two kid height faces#there is a face tracking box next to him...standing#remember that post about the ghost hunters comin to the pizza plex? maybe the weird face tracking happens too...#im watching garret watts and Andrew's constant facial tracking anomalies inspired this post lol#anyways i really like the thought that despite being the most friendly Glamrock; Freddy has this......feeling about him#his AI was made just this year! programmed with cutting edge and top of the line technology!#then....then why does he go off script sometimes? why does he say things that wasn't programmed show dialogue?#how does he know about Mr. Afton? the killer from the 80's who committed heinous deeds?#Why does he speak as if he knew him personally? if his AI is just pulling stuff from online; Why does he speak with resentment about him?#IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT!!#like just because this franchise has gotten more neon and sugery than ever; remember; lights can be blinding and sugar causes cavities#idk what that means just omg there is more horror potential than you think in the SB era of games if you look hard enough#off topic but back to freddy being a sweetie pie i think that its funny okay#freddy sasses adults okay okay but he isnt mean to kids okay maybe michael just idk; MATURED? maybe he just got some whimsy mkay?#listen if i was forced to be in a perpetual cycle of atoning for my own and my father's sins i would find any and all silver linings mkay#aw yeah this is sick i get to be a freddy mercury inspired glamrock bear WOOO#granted michael was probably tired of animatronic bands and pizza by fnaf 6 but ykkkkkkkk it.....could be worse? he could be his dad lmao#anyways headcannon michael listend to freddy mercury and this is the equivalent of cosplaying him scott told me so (trust)#tag rambles! theyre fun lol
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chronologically-challenged Ā· 5 months ago
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25 year old Bonnie, after trying to get friendships and relationships of their own, now realizing how buck wild their family is: What do you guys mean you guys decided to spend the rest of your lives together only after knowing each other for a few months
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regenderate Ā· 1 year ago
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by the way i've been going through rtd's non-doctor-who work and the first thing i watched was queer as folk and i have to say. there's a lot going on in that show but my main takeaway is "it's extremely obvious that the guy writing this really wants to write doctor who." there are ten episodes and of those i believe seven mention doctor who in some capacity. the theme starts playing in the middle of gay sex. k-9 is there. the character responsible for most of these references breaks up with his boyfriend because the boyfriend can't name all the doctors. at the end he has a couple lines where i was like "wow this sounds like something the doctor would say" and then the next lines out of his mouth were about doctor who. all of this is retroactively much funnier now that rtd kickstarted a 20+-year-long reboot for the show
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doodlingwren Ā· 8 days ago
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Every now and then I always find myself wondering. What if I made a Saint Seiya fan character. And I always end up realizing I don't really want to bother. I'll keep drawing my usual bunch of idiots that already exist in the franchise and bye bye
#wren text tag#which is so funny bc seeing my art from any year before 2019 is like. Not even fan characters or fanarts. Like. Only original characters#I liked drawing them but doing fanart is more simple. I don't have to think of any background story or anything lol it does save time#also generally I don't have to make references or stuff#with sts it's very easy find any character reference. Thank you characterdesignreferences dot com#ok that was a lie. Bc I did draw a character reference of the bronze saints + the golds bc I needed a color reference to pick from#it's not like a fullbody ref but a serie of headshots with front + 3/4 + side view but yeah#my toxic trait is that I could draw any character from this damn anime probably#what am I even talking about. lol#okay talking abt a sts oc uhm yeah their constellation would probably be a birb constellation#like there's the peacock. the dove. the exotic bird named apus. Aquila. Corvus uhm Cygnus uhhhh the grus. The tucan and the phoenix#thinking abt the dove constellation so I can make a character that is useless in any fight like. the dove is a simbol of peace.#they don't fight. maybe they could have some dumb power like the dnd spells like Calm Emotions or any cleric spells that heal#bruh has an armor but doesn't punch shit. Alternatively spends 80% of their time being sleepy#eepy baby. silly baby.#people arrive in the Sanctuary and the dove saint is like. Bruh we're having a raid. tf should I do. And goes back to sleep.#very silly <3
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i unraveled half a dishcloth about 3 times because i was having a toxic man-refusing-to-ask-for-directions moment and kept telling myself "nah you've knit stacks of these and it's literally the easiest pattern" and ignoring the fact that i've been crocheting for 3-4 years and could really spare 5 seconds to google a pattern as a refresher
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subsequentibis Ā· 2 months ago
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i don't find being a dad an overly compelling or coherent part of tommo's character but i DO like that he gets to apply Stolen Dad Valor to situations now
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inkblotdemon Ā· 1 year ago
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loved this redditor's analysis of Inflammatory Writ
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spinnysocks Ā· 3 months ago
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wonder what was running through shupavu's head when goigoi almost spilled to janja that he was gonna get trapped in the fire with the lion guard..
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pencilofawesomeness Ā· 1 year ago
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šŸ° Xiao in a kigurumi of their favourite animal (i have an idea for this but you czn do whatever)
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I hereby label Xiao a cat person
Sponsored by my fun, shameless headcanon that Xiao has befriended Wei, the Wangshu Inn cat, and by my frequent habit of referring to Xiao himself as a stray cat.
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