#yeah guys you say u can handle it but i think the danger of the situation was lost in translation

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just beat chants of sennaar! beautiful game

[highvern]

Drive Me Crazy

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x f!reader

Genre: smut

warnings: strangers to lovers, virgin!JK, dry humping, oral sex, cum eating

Length: ~3.7k

Note: yes i'm insane. no i won't be taking further questions. thank u @gyuswhore for chaperoning my descent into JK madness

summary: You're not the only one with a shitty dating life. Your driver seems to be having a worse night than you can imagine. But things take a turn for the better in the backseat of his car.

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This blog is intended for 18+ only! Minors/blank blogs will be blocked.

“Uber for Y/N?” you ask, stumbling into the backseat. “Thanks. God, you wouldn’t believe the night I’ve had.”

“Jesus fucking Christ,” the man, Ian according to the information on the app, gasps. 

“Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you.” You’re a wreck; makeup running, clothes damp from the rain peppering on the window. The last thing you want is some hot guy as your driver for the short journey back to your apartment but at this point you can’t muster the energy to care. 

“Uhhh—”

“You probably don’t want to hear about my shitty night.”

“Well that and—” he starts, cut off before he can say more by your tipsy motormouth. 

“Where does a man get off telling me he isn’t interested in gold diggers when he’s a public school teacher? No offense but what gold?” you ramble. “Not to mention, when I told the waiter to split the bill he asked if I thought he didn’t have any money. Like make up your mind dude.”

“What the fuck?” he asks lowly.

You nod in agreement, hands thrown wide in exasperation. “That’s what I’m saying!”

“That’s fucked up.”

The thickness of his voice doesn’t register in your mind, a broken edgy scratching at the edges of your brain but it doesn’t signal any significant interest “Oh, that's not even the worst part.”

“There’s more?”

“He said ‘I asked too many personal questions.’”

“Like?”

“What he liked to do for fun, if he’s originally from the city, do you like dogs or cats? Literally anything I could think of because apparently he’s allergic to carrying a conversation.” In your hand, your phone rings with an unsaved number. “Hello?”

“Hi, this is your Uber. Did you mean to cancel your ride?”

“What?”

“Ian from Uber? I’ve been circling the block and haven’t found you and you weren’t answering your phone.”

“Oh! I’m sorry I’ll just—cancel. Yep. Bye.” You stare at the equelly unease expression on Not-Uber Driver Ian’s face, muddled brain racing. If he isn’t your driver that means you got into the car with a random man. 

“Who the fuck are you?” you scream. 

“Who the fuck are you?” he yells back.

You fiddle with the door handle, unable to grab a hold with shaky hands. “Oh my god, you’re a kidnapper.”

“I’m not a kidnapper!”

“That’s what a kidnapper would say!” You fumble for the pepper spray in your bag only to find it absent. It’s not your usual bag. It’s the nicer one that barely fits your phone and chapstick. Damn it.

“YOU GOT IN MY CAR,” he argues.

He makes a good point. “Why didn’t you say anything?”

“I tried but you talk a lot.” 

Another good point.

“Oh my god, what the hell,” you gasp. “Why are you sitting here with the doors unlocked? I could have robbed you.”

“I used my last five bucks to buy this ice cream. Just kill me instead.”

You balk. “That’s so sad.” 

“Yeah, I’m aware.”

“You’re a horrible kidnapper.”

“And you’re a pretty shitty carjacker so I’d say we’re even.”

If he was dangerous he's had plenty of time to prove it. Instead, when he looks back over the center console, all you see is the red rimmed eyes of a kicked puppy with a bird nest for hair. A ridiculous expression for a man of his size but you pity him nonetheless. He’s harmless. Pathetic. But harmless. 

There’s a story about him and you’ve always been curious. “Okay, not-Ian, why are you sitting in a parking lot eating ice cream on a Friday night? Kidnapper thing aside, this is just sad.” 

He’s hot. Even in nothing but sweats and his own misery. The intimidating kind of handsome that people, men and women, pine over. Hand themselves over on a silver platter if he so much as asked.

“Thanks,” he grunts, going for another spoon of ice cream. 

“So why are you upset?” The rain outside intensifies, setting the scene to bare your souls in his cramped Toyota.

“Ugh…” he hesitates. 

“You don’t have to tell me, but I don’t think it can be any more embarrassing than what I just went through.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Why not? If it’s more embarrassing then I won’t steal a bite. Is that chocolate?”

“Cookie dough,” he corrects. “This girl I’ve been talking to ditched me.”

“Because?”

He prepares with a deep breath, steeling himself against whatever motive his fling had. “I’m a virgin.”

“What?” you ask dumbly. Virgin.

Chin tipped back, he swipes at his face in embarrassment. “I told you it's embarrassing.”

“You’re eating your feelings because you’re a virgin?”

“Yes.” He waits for your interjection. When it doesn’t come he hesitantly continues. “And the last person I told laughed in my face and started hooking up with my roommate. So…”

“What a bitch.”

“Yeah. People just assume I’m some kind of man whore.” He explains, head banging against the wheel. “But I’ve never done anything besides… ya know?”

“I have no idea, complete stranger.”

“Like hand stuff.”

“Yeah, you’re definitely a virgin,” you snort. “Move over, I’m coming up.”

Shimmying into the front seat takes more coordination than you’re prepared for. The hem of your dress rises to brazen heights, a draft curling around the edge of your panties. Its a feeling you assumed would be happening with your date and not in the car with a random stranger. But beggars can’t be choosers. At least it’s good ice cream.

He pointedly avoids looking anywhere close to your legs. Polite. Innocent. Virginal. How cute.

“Thank you. That makes me feel so much better.” His eyes roll as you settle into the passenger seat, snatching the container and taking a bite from the same spoon he’d been using. 

“Sorry,” you say after swallowing. “Is it because you don’t want to? Because that girl can go fuck herself then.”

“No, I just, I don’t know. I get nervous? They’re expecting someone who knows what they’re doing and I have no idea. And then all I can think about is what if I’m bad at it which makes me more nervous and then I feel like throwing up.”

“Please tell me you haven’t thrown up on a girl.” 

“Ew, no,” he laughs, taking a bite for himself. “I just make an excuse to slow down and then leave.”

“Okay. Well…” You try to think of something, anything, that could make him feel better. It’s not everyday a stranger spills their guts about lacking sexual experience. “So what if you’re bad? It’s not like you can’t get better.”

“Okay, but what girl wants to sleep with a guy who’s bad in bed?”

“How do you know you’re bad if you’ve never even tried? It’s different if you’re bad and you don’t care. Just tell whoever you're with you’ve never done it before. If they don’t jump at the chance to teach you then they can fuck off.”

“Well, Mina rubbed my face in it—”

“Oh fuck her. She seems like a bitch.”

“You’re not wrong,” he says. 

Rain drizzles on the windshield, obscuring the lights into messy streaks. A flood of memories surrounding your own virginity rush to the forefront.

Your college boyfriend, Jimin, wanted to wait. It was cute. High school sweethearts going to the same school, taking similar classes, holding hands in the library. You thought he wasn’t ready and you respected it, found it endearing that he wasn’t like most of the guys your friends dated that couldn’t wait to do it.

Or you did until you decided to surprise Jimin for his birthday with breakfast in bed and got your own surprise. A girl, naked in his bed, Jimin’s own clothes scattered around the room.

You broke up with him right there. Two days of crying later, you invited your lab partner, the one Jimin couldn’t stand, over.

It was Yoongi that sent a selfie of you two cuddled up in bed to Jimin. He still likes to cash in on that favor whenever he needs a dog sitter.

Yoongi knew there were no feelings involved. A simple favor in the form of revenge against a shitty ex. Maybe not-Ian is your chance to pay it forward. By the looks of things, you wouldn’t be suffering.

“Ya know, some girls like guys who are inexperienced. It’s hot knowing you can teach someone how to be good in bed. Like an ego boost.” You shrug. If he wasn’t looking at your legs before but he sure is now. Pink ears and round eyes, his fingers twitch in his lap as you suck the spoon clean. At least the hour spent shaving your legs isn’t going to waste. “Besides, you obviously care how the other person feels, which is more than some dudes.”

“Why would someone not care if the other person feels good?” he asks, tone laced with disgust. “That seems like the entire point.”

“The world is full of mysteries.”

“My name is Jungkook by the way.”

Jungkook. Fitting somehow. It tastes good on your tongue. Like the cookie dough ice cream.

“Y/N.”

You end up in his lap in true stereotypical fashion. A too long silence, his eyes on your mouth and yours on his. Someone leans forward and now you know Jungkook is a great kisser with even greater upper body strength.

His inexperience shows in the fine details: shaky hands, hesitant tongue, waiting for you to take the lead as not to offend. It’s endearing. Someone as big as him treating you with such gentleness. But it means he’s thinking about messing this up and that’s the opposite of what you want. 

You kiss him deeper, a grip on the side of his neck that he eagerly surrenders too. Your other hand wedges between your chests. Teeth nipping at his lip, you rock against him, palming against the soft cotton sweats until he’s plump in your hand. 

“God,” he chokes. His own hands busy themself on your body, one at the seat of your ass, teasing the edge of your dress where bare skin peaks out while the offers a tight grip at your chest, pinching your nipple in desperate retaliation.

“Feel good?” You rut again, a tease for your own pleasure in the form of Jungkook’s heavy breath. It’s decent contact on your core, not enough to get you off but plenty for right now.

Kissing is well in his realm of experience. Obvious from how quickly he finds his bearings, licking behind your teeth. It’s good. Better than dry humping his thigh in the front seat should be. Vision dark from his hands frantic at your ass, thighs rising to meet every torturous curl against the heat of his lap.

You fall into his shoulder, drool staining his sweater as you pant. “Ever had your dick sucked?”

“No.” 

A vein raises across his neck and becomes your new guidemap. Your hand at his crotch squeezes, his cock twitching at the action. “Do you want to?”

“You don’t have to,” he hisses. 

You squeeze his cock again, enough for a needy drive of his hips in response. “I want to.” 

“Seriously?” he marvels.

“If it’s cool with you.” You nose along his jaw, teeth scraping red over his skin. His stomach dips under your hand. “Get in the back, I don’t need to get caught with your dick in my mouth.”

“Holy shit, don’t say that.” He kisses you again, firmer this time. 

You crawl back through the narrow opening between the front seats, ass on full display for Jungkook’s eyes. The heat of his palm ghosts over your legs but he doesn’t touch. The deliberate arch in your spine isn’t enough to break his self control just yet.

He comes next. The struggle is endearing, half stuck between the seats and wiggling forward. “I think I’m stuck.”

“Why didn’t you just go around?” You snort, grabbing around his arms and pulling to no avail.

“Too late now.”

You're both laughing. Breathless because Jungkook is lodged between the seats with zero hope. “Why are you so heavy?”

He wiggles through with your help, nearly elbowing you in the head in the process. But he’s in the seat with his lap as prime real estate. You try to commandeer the space once again but Jungkook stops you. Instead, he settles between your legs, weight pinning you into the door. Broad shoulders block out the light but you take it in stride, fisting the back of his sweater as he finds your pulse.

“Can I go down on you?” He nuzzles down your throat, mouthing the spots he’s learning make you putty in his hands.

“Yeah, sure,” you hiccup. “That’s fine.” 

Jungkook crams between your legs, bending in half on the floor like a contortionist. The sparse kisses across your thighs would be a blatant tease if nervousness wasn’t rolling off him in waves. He’s eating pussy for the first time and acting like it’s open heart surgery.

“Calm down.” You brush a hand through his hair, attempting to be comforting. 

“I am calm.” A bold faced lie. Even in the darkness of the backseat the signs of his impending nerves are obvious. 

“You’re shaking,” you say. “I’ll tell you what feels good. You’re not gonna mess it up.”

An open mouth on your core kiss leaves you sweating with a weak hum. At least he knows where the clit is. Or has a vague idea of its presence. Jungkook presses his face further into the cotton, suffocating himself without realizing. 

“O-oh,” you hitch.

Humiliation brews from such a visceral reaction to something as basic as a kiss over your panties. But Jungkook is out of his depth here and any reaction will stroke his confidence. 

He ducks away, watching you with rapt attention. You’re the teacher and he’s a student eager for whatever validation that may fall from your lips. “Good?” 

“Yeah, do it again,” you praise. 

He nods before diving back in, throwing your legs over his shoulders for better reach. Your pulse jumps with juvenile eagerness. Like it’s the first time you’re left with a boy unsupervised and his hand is the first real thing to touch you between the legs. It makes you feel dirty. Has your hairline sweat and tongue go dry. A bold wash of his tongue couples the next kiss, hot and wet as he laps against the fabric until your own arousal mixes with spit. 

"You fucking liar,” you croak. The back of your head knocks against the window, hips rolling into his mouth.

"What?” Jungkook asks, leaning back but just barely. His breath fans over your skin, a shiver crawling up your spine. “Did I do something—" 

“It’s good. So good,” you praise. “Touch me more.”

He jumps at the chance. Your panties tear down your thighs, out of the way with some rough maneuvering. Bare for his eyes, Jungkook takes more than a fill before diving in for another taste. But not until he spits on your clit and rubs in the mess with his thumb. Your thighs spread wider to accommodate a hard pass of his mouth, more wet kisses burning your cheeks.

“Jungkook, fuck,” you sigh. “When you said ‘hand stuff’ what did you mean?”

“I’ve touched a vagina before if that's what you're asking.”

You swat his hand. “Don’t say vagina, it makes me feel like I’m at the gynecologist.”

“Sorry, a pussy.”

“Don’t say it like that either, weirdo. Have you fingered one?”

Pointed silence is answer enough.

“It’s okay. I’m not gonna make fun of you. Just don’t put a finger in my ass and you’ll be fine.”

He doesn't laugh at your poor attempt to cut the tension but he releases a weighted sigh, muscles sagging an inch. Better. Instead, he focuses on stroking you to life between your folds, fingertips nudging your bud teasingly. 

“Use your mouth some more and then finger me too,” you beg. 

“Uh—how many? I don't wanna hurt you." He’s unsure despite the obvious twitch in your thighs. It burns depravity through your veins. His innocence is hot. Jungkook doesn’t even realize how fucked up he has you from some softcore porn level touching.

"All of them. I don't care, I’ll tell you if it’s too much."

One hand firm on your stomach, keeping your dress out of the way as he spreads your insides with two. The first strokes are meek. Nothing to scream over but he’s learning and that’s what's important. Seconds tick by and Jungkook finds a hesitant rhythm. Wet noises echo with each slow sheath, reserved but stretching you all the same. The wet strokes of his tongue are there too, placating just in case. A soft curl of his fingers makes your hips cant into his mouth. 

The fogged windows are a dead give away to what's playing out in the backseat. If anyone stumbles down the sidewalk then you’re both dead but Jungkook’s mouth is distracting in the worst way.

And then he licks between his fingers, tongue slipping past his knuckles for a pure taste of your arousal. You go fuzzy at the edges, thighs squeezing tight until he’s forced to keep them spread or risk having his head crushed.

“Oh–fuck me, god.”

It’s not fair. For him to be good at this so quickly. To delude himself into thinking he could possibly be bad, trying to convince you he’d be bad. Complete unfair how ill prepared you were for Jungkook worshiping your pussy like he’s never tasted anything better.

He really needs to be more confident because, in the cramped back seat of his car, you’re losing your mind and it’s barely been ten minutes.

“Can I—” he asks around your clit.

“Do whatever you want, just don’t stop,” you ramble. “Jungkook, fuck.”

A hand of your own sinks into his hair, angling his chin for better access. Wet echoes fill the car, sharp mewls from your lips adding to the noise. Nerves blazing, your ride his mouth for all its worth. Eager slippery circles of his tongue against your clit intensify, built on praising moans of his name.

“Fuck. Tastes good,” he grunts. A squeeze of your hand, the one not pulling his hair and then he’s finding your chest, blind groping until you guide him to your nipple and curve into the sting of his grip. He twists it. Hard. 

You want to cry. The sweat suck of his mouth, fingers confidently curling it that spot that makes the air thinner in your lungs. Moans die between your teeth. Too quick into the next sensation to revel. There isn’t a thought other than Jungkook, Jungkook, Jungkook.

“Jungkook!” you cry, grinding into his fingers. Your teeth clench as a third one stretches that extra inch. Stiff in the thighs, you force yourself down into the friction. His tongue hardens, perfect for use as you hump his face weakly.

Your legs kick, scrambling under the sharp pleasure. He’s got you melting into nothing right on his carseat. Jungkook doesn’t lean back to ask for more confirmation; just takes the signs for what they are and keeps going with renewed stamina at the promise of your pleasure. 

“I’m gonna—oh, god. Yessss,” you hiss. Nails sharp against the back of his neck, Jungkook buries his face in your cunt. 

You go rigid, voice breaking into a desperate whimper. Jungkook has the sense to keep going, lashing at your clit over and over with each desperate pulse of pleasure through your veins. Flashes flare behind the darkness of your eyes squeezed tight. You make a few more desperate noises, lurching in his hold before falling lip and worn.

“Fuck, okay. Okay,” you whine, pushing him away from your core before the stimulation becomes too much.

His mouth is drenched, cheeks and chin smeared with your orgasm. A flash of tongue collects some of the mess but you drag him into a kiss before he can go for seconds. First time eating pussy and he’s one for one. If that doesn’t help his confidence then nothing else will. 

“Give me a second and I’ll blow you,” you pant into his lips. 

“I-it’s okay.”

You pout at the brush off, a deep kiss as you invade his space. “I promise I want to.”

Your hand goes for his pants just to be captured with his own. His fingers are still soaked from your insides. “No, I…I came too.”

“Really?” you ask in awe.

Jungkook is embarrassed again. “Sorry.”

“Don’t be. That’s hot.” You kiss him again with a gentle suckle along the curve of his lower lip. Jungkook drinks it in, crowding you back into the door again like you aren’t a pile of mush. Your back hurts from hunching over for so long but you let him keep you tangled up for a little while longer just to feel the shuddering exhale from his nose across your cheek. “Can I see?”

He swallows thickly before rolling down his sweats. The thin fabric of his boxers are wet, sticky under your shaky hand. You dip below the waist band, fingers grazing the limp ridge of his cock. He’s stuck in the inbetween of soft and hard but still hot and heavy in your hold. Your core throbs in interest at the feeling. 

Jungkook shivers as you swipe at the slit, collecting a bead of cum. You want to get your mouth on him but he looks like he might cry if you keep playing with it.

When your hand retreats, rising to your lips for a taste, his eyes round, mouth gaping over silent words. The pink of your tongue comes out, lapping at the thick mess coating your thumb. 

“Is it okay if I get your number?” he asks after the initial shock wears away.

“Yeah,” you snort. “You can have my number. You can give me a ride home too. And we can do that again in my bed.”

The glee on his face is worth the disgusting mess between your thighs. “Hell yeah.”

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[i-cant-sing]

Ok. Ok. HEAR ME OUT. Miguel hanging out with reader (shes chained to the chair) and feeding her (shoving food down her throat) bc she mentioned she hadn't eaten anything while Miguel was out handling business (beating up a child)

Ommg yess but like imagine reader being a spider person and unbeknownst to her, Miguel has grown really fond of her, seeing her as his own daughter and so he... dotes on you. Look, his family loss is still fresh, so he has this abundance of platonic love that he just needs to pour and you are luckily (or not) that person.

And papa Miguel is like trying so hard not to show that he cares about your well being, but HE DOES and he's always worried about you and he just wants to pull u out of the field and tell u its too dangerous for u to be spiderman, but he doesn't wanna say it because then he'll have to explain his concern for u and I've already told u guys that he's an emotionally crippled father who cant say "I love you" but their actions always scream out the words.

So, he thinks its best to just take care of you as best as he can without arousing suspicion from you or pulling u out of the field (cause he knows u love being a hero). He makes you food(mostly mexican because everything else doesn't have enough spice and it doesnt matter if u cant handle spice, you will LEARN to), okay? I mean good, homecooked meals, 3 times a day and he expects you to eat breakfast and dinner(ofcourse u have a curfew) with him. But lunches? well, since you're always on missions during lunch time, he packs u up some food for u to take and he always checks your bento box (ALSO SPIDERMAN THEMED OBV) but perhaps this one day, you forgot to or didnt want to take your lunch along (a very tasty burrito) and when Miguel sees your lunch in his kitchen, he is LOSING it all. My man here is making himself go crazy(ier) by overthinking the worst possible scenarios (because this is unusual behavior in his textbook) and he sends a sort of AMBER alert on your ass because you're not answering his calls/texts(cause ur busy fighting bad guys) and Miguel just sends the ENTIRE spider society to find where you are and bring you home ASAP. Obv the spider society follows his orders to bring you because he's boss man and he probably has some important reason to drag ur ass home and not because papa's heart cant handle that his baby missed lunch???

Omg can you imagine reader finally finishing tying up the bad guys and now stops by a pizza place to grab a slice and girl looks outside to see 100 spidermans swinging around, all coming her way. These guys all shoot enough webs until you were practically cocooned in them and perfectly immobilised, and then they all open up the portal to deliver u to Miguel.

And Miguel just shoos them all away before he begins to free u from the webs and asks where u were, what happened, did the bad guys hurt u, were u kidnapped.

"Yeah-" you pulled the webs out of your hair. "-by your men!" And Miguel explains that he sent them after you because he thought something bad happened to u.

"Why would you think that?"you inquired.

Because you forgot your lunch at home. No, he cant say that.

"I- my spider senses were telling me to. I guess they were wrong." Now before you could ask more questions, he changes the topic. "Anyways, you must be hungry. Lets eat lunch-"

"No, I actually ate a slice of pizza before I was brought here-" you start but Miguel glares at you as he pulls out a dish of enchiladas from the oven, placing it in front of you.

"You will eat. You're hungry."

"I'm actually not. Like I was saying-" but he glares at you again, piling up your plate with enchilidas.

"I wasn't asking, mija." He hands you the utensils, red eyes piercing you. "You are hungry, and you will eat. Now."

[berylcups]

could u do like maybe the stardust crusaders x fem!reader (hc) with a really dangerous and crazy stand z like reader is normally shy and quiet but her stand will kill the enemy ruthlessly and seems violent , but to their stand readers stand is very nice. Thanks

Hey there! Sorry this took so long! I had to think of a good idea while working lol. I hope this doesn’t seem rushed since I took too long on it. Either way I hope you get some amount enjoyment from it!

I Think This Stand Has Rabies / SDC X Shy Reader with Gruesome but Friendly Stand

CW: spicy stand, and centerfold cameo (eww don’t worry he’s staying in the mirror yuck 🤢)

Everyone fled the streets of Kolkata as you physically tried to hold back your stand from lunging at Hol Horse. You didn’t mind him getting beat up a bit but your stand intended on KILLING everyone in its path.

“(Stand name)! Please- chill out! Can’t you see he doesn’t have the strength to fight anymore??? We won! Calm down!”

“А€¥ ЖかQ @&—+*^~VЮら—!!!” (Stand name) screeched angrily. It’s piercing loud voice shook the foundation of the nearby buildings and cracked the windows causing chaos from panicked citizens.

“Little lady—you gotta get a handle on that hell spawn of a stand you got there!” Chastised a very fearful and brutally bruised and battered Hol Horse. “That thing ain’t right! You’re gonna get some one killed with that thing!”

“S-says the cowboy swinging a gun around! No wonder (stand name) acted out! You were going to turn me and my friends into Swiss cheese! We have every right to defend ourselves!”you stuttered but bravely stood up for yourself.

“Hey now—I may be following Dios orders but I would never—and I mean EVER—HARM A LADY! It don’t matter if you’re prettier than a peach, a plain jane, or even if you’re not that great looking— Hol Horse never hurts a lady!” He yelled in offense.

His sudden angry outburst made you tear up and sniffle.

“€#%^*Фы¥£€Юбな—т$&!や}{@@~<!” Your stand screamed and attempted to attack again.

“Aaa—(stand name) no! I told you to calm down~! Wa—-“ you dug your heels into the dirt struggling to hold it back.

“Yeesh! Uh—Mr.Centerfold??? I could use some help right about now!” He shook holding the emperor with his only good hand as your stand broke his other arm earlier that day.

“You think I’m gonna come out and help you after seeing THAT THING go apeshit?! No way—you’re on your own Hol Horse!” A disembodied voice whined.

“You big baby! Well…seeing I’m on my own I have to take desperate measures.” He said regaining his confidence.

He tipped his hat to you. “Ma’am…” a sly smile crept across his face. You took a stance ready for anything he had to throw at you.

He did a 180 and bolted in the opposite direction, disappearing into the horizon. “Try using me as a chew toy now that I’m miles out of your range girlie!! I’m not lettin you guys make a fool of me again!” He panted as cowardly ran off.

“Well… that was anticlimactic.” Joseph dryly remarked.

“At least no one was critically injured.” Remarked Avdol, always looking for the silver lining.

“Yeah yeah that’s great. Why did your stand had to go in and steal my glory??? Don’t you know how epic it would be to have silver chariot versus that little pea shooter???” Polnareff pouted.

“….$&@Ю€£¥Жはb*^%??? %#}Щまф!”’ Your stand did a 180 and clung to your favorite SDC sobbing. It was so worried that they were seriously injured by that horrible Hol Horse!

Joseph:

He only has three words to say about your stand… “OH MY GOD!!!” He’s not going to lie, he’s a little afraid of your stand even if it practically worships the ground he walks on.

He tries his hardest to hold it back with hermit purple but no luck! Your stand can easily over power the vines and give him a big hug.

He’ll use his wit and wisdom on how to keep your stand busy so it doesn’t keep giving him bone crushing hugs. He’ll use hermit purple like a cat toy and string it around as your stand tries to catch it, or jumble it up into a yarn ball and keep them busy as your stand tries to unravel it. 😅

Your very embarrassed by its behavior but seeing Joseph taking in stride and treating your stand like a house cat is quite amusing to watch. 😄

Jotaro:

“Ora? …Ora?” Well, Star Platinum doesn’t know what to do. He’s used to aggressive stands and beating them up and here you are brushing his flowing hair and pinching his cheeks.

“Good grief, knock it off Y/N.” Jojo sighed grumpily while adjusting his hat.

“Uh sorry…jojo… I’ll uh, try and get a hold of it. (stand name) what did we talk about personal space????” You stuttered.

“Ю€£¥Жはb~~~!” It whined.

“Don’t you back talk me (stand nickname)!” You puffed your cheeks angrily. “Or I’m not going to let you eat any snacks!”

“т$&!や}{@@…” (stand name) sniffled and let Star go.

“I’m so sorry jojo I won’t let that happen again I swear—“

“Sh-shut up already. Good grief.” He pulled his hat over his face. You could have sworn you saw his cheeks turn a little pink.

Kakyoin:

Kakyoin can’t contain his shyness and neither can Hierophant Green! It’s turning a deeper shade of green as it gets cuddled on until it can’t stand it anymore and decides to go hide in a crevice somewhere. HG loves being in enclosed spaces and seeks comfort there as it gets overwhelmed from all of the affection. Don’t get HG or Kakyoin wrong—they’re thrilled that they’re loved by you and your stand! They’re just not used to it! Hell, Kakyoin isn’t used to having even a single friend. 🥺 He’s going to embrace it! It just takes time.

“А€¥? ЖかQ ! @&ршг!!まрлたмрюなг!» “ your stand huffed frustratedly as it tried to hug the wiggly HG as it wormed his way out of the contact.

“Heheh… It seems like HG is pretty shy.” Kakyoin chuckled sheepishly. “Sorry about that.”

“N-no Kakyoin! I should be apologizing! I need to get better control of (stand name). They’re just so head strong…” you stuttered. Thankfully you weren’t alone in the embarrassment. 😅

Avdol:

“Caw! Caw!” Magicians red happily hugged back. Both your stands got along greatly!

“Okay (stand name) you can stop hugging MR now! I think I’m starting to develop 1st degree burns now~!” You panicked as you patted on the charring parts of your clothes.

“Ahem-Magicians Red-Ahem! Please get a hold of yourself! This is very inappropriate and your excitement is burning miss Y/N!” Avdol exclaimed, trying but failing miserably to keep his cool.

“Y-Y/N I’m so sorry! This is unacceptable, please accept my deepest apologies!” Avdol patted the embers off you, trying not to accidentally touch your chest or anywhere else inappropriate. “ I’ll pay for your medical attention and get you some new clothes!”

It turns out Avdols stand also has an affectionate side! This would be fine if you didn’t feel it’s burning heat every time your stand tries to come in contact with him. 🥵

“It’s okay Avdol! It’s my fault too-! I don’t discipline (stand name ) enough!” You said frantically pulling at your stand. “Behave yourself (stand name)! No hugs longer than 3 seconds! MG may like it but you’re going to make poor Avdol pass out from embarrassment!”

Avdol needed to sit down. He may be accustomed to heat but all this affection from his secret not so secret crush is making him lightheaded and sweating buckets!

Polnareff:

“Haha~! SomeBODY LOVES me~!” Polnareff teased as he watched Silver Chariot get all the hugs and cuddles.

“S-shut up! I don’t like you!” You stuttered and hid your face trying to hide your blush. “ (stand name) just likes everybody! It’s-it’s no big deal!”

“КなЖ^%….💕” your stand purred like a cat rubbing its face on the clanky metal face of SC.

“…?” SC was pleased with this interaction but had no idea what was going on.

“Loooook—! They LOVE him! They are stand soul mates! Just like us~!” He pinched your cheeks.

“Gyah! Never! We are not soul mates! You and the toilet are because you are always obsessed with looking for one!” You flailed out of his grip.

“Hey-a gentleman needs a clean restroom to freshen up every now and then.” He pouted.

“Going to the bathroom isn’t “freshening up” Pol Pol.” You groaned.

“Soulmates still love each other regardless of what ‘business’ they do behind closed doors mon amour.” He teased.

“We are NOT soulmates!” You stomped up and down. This only caused him to laugh and tease you more for the rest of the night

[anisespice]

heyy

can i request hanma w reader who has abandonment issues? if you don’t write for that kind of topic it’s fine!!(:

take care!!<33

of course! thank u for the request anon, sorry for the delay <3 had to do some more research into the topic, and brush up on my hanma lol hope you enjoy :)) !!

pairing: hanma x gn!reader

warnings: mature language, MDI, crude jokes, violence, cringy/cornball behavior lol and hanma gets his own warning, not proof read, sorry for any errors!! and i think that’s it :)

notes: SO SORRY FOR TAKING LITERALLY A WHOLE YEAR TO MAKE THIS ANON, i wanted to do a little bit of research on the topic (ended up learning a little about myself LMAO) but it’s finally done! i’m happy with how it turned out, and i figured this format would work perfectly, so i hope you enjoy!! <333

tagged: @fantasycantasy , @illegalspacecow, @captaincyberqueen

I struggled with the idea of how Hanma would be like with someone with abandonment issues/anxious attachment. At first, I figured he’d be the absolute worst in terms of handling someone with such an intense need for validation and reassurance, but after some further contemplation I realized how he’d be the absolute best—To the most unhealthily healthy degree, if that makes sense. Let me explain:

“yo, who’s blowing up your phone?”

“jeez, your s/o again? talk about excessive”

“couldn’t be me, bro. if i was you, i’d set a boundary-”

hanma wouldn’t miss a beat by giving them a dangerous grin and say, “i’ll a set a boundary for your fucking teeth if you say another word about my s/o.”

then, in the same beat, he’ll answer your call with a whole different energy, like, “hey doll, my love, my sweet, my sexy” something corny like that

you’d express that he said he’d be back around 9, and it was pushing 9:30…

he’d chuckle fondly, “aw, you miss me that bad? you’re obsessed, doll, it’s adorable.~”

the guys with him would watch in shock as the usually violent, and quick to annoyance, shuji hanma was…understanding? patient??

i hc hanma to be so so so patient with you whenever you get that intense clingy feeling, or talk yourself into thinking he’s sick of you and your neediness

like

homie WANTS you to want him

even to an unhealthy attached degree, sign him up, yes ma’am, yes ham, yes turkey

if you do get into those moods of feeling like he’ll leave you, TRUST that he’s gonna feed into it just a little bit (he’s a bit of a sadistic bastard) only to shower you with every possible reassurance until you are drowning in him him HIM

“why you cryin’, hm? i said i’ll be back, what, you think i’ll just up and leave? never come back?”

“hm, maybe i should do that, make you miss me a little more, yeah?”

but, once he sees you’re really torn up about the thought, he’d gather you in his arms with a small, teasing grin, kissing your tears away and telling you how silly you’re being

“baby, i’d rather get shot in both of my legs than ever think of leaving you”

“you couldn’t get rid of me even if you begged”

“no more cryin’, kay? i hate seeing you cry…unless it’s for different reasons” he’d suggest, earning a weak hit to his arm for being a pervert

he’d snigger, holding you up until your legs wrapped around his waist, “how bout you just come with me then, hm?”

he’s not perfect, far from it, but he tries

he’ll tease, and poke, and push but he always has his moments where he takes your situation deathly serious

like

let someone talk shit about you in anyway, whether it’s about how you need to touch him a lot, or constantly text/call just to hear his voice, or accuse him of this that and the third, just let someone TRY it and he finds out about it

“man, i don’t know how he puts up with them”

“yeah, his s/o clearly has some issues..”

“god forbid he’s gone for more than ten minutes, it’s like they’re some kind of parasite-“

the air in the room shifts DRASTICALLY when they eventually notice hanma standing there, with you at his side looking more than upset

how long he’d been there didn’t matter…the damage was done as soon as those idiots spoke your name

if looks could kill, they’d be playing uno w the devil right about now and losing

hanma looked rather calm. but his eyes told a different story as the gold shined bright with malicious intent

he slowly grinned, tilting his head “oh? don’t stop on our account. keep talkin’. i wanna know what else you think.”

none dared to even blink

you sniffled, embarrassed, ready to bolt out of there, but hanma’s grip on your hand doesn’t falter, merely pulling you closer as he rested his chin on your head

you wiggled for a moment, but hanma wasn’t letting you go anywhere

he called out your name, making you stop as he turned you in his hold to have you look him in the eye

“stay right here. i want you to see just how much i love you. my little parasite.~”

hanma had you stand there and witness what happens whenever someone dares to speak on you and your relationship, solidifying his devotion and loyalty to you and you only

as those guys laid in a pool of their own blood, hanma still took the time to shower you in love and his undivided attention

he’d wipe your tears with bloodstained hands and kiss you hard on the mouth

“you’ll never be too much for me, [_____].”

© 2023-2024 anisespice ッ all rights reserved. likes, comments & reblogs much appreciated!

[theloveinc]

bf deku who's a little creepy with his love for u..

in a good way ... or a bad way?👁️👁️

Anywayyyyyy yeah. Yeah. You think it's just the honeymoon stage at first, cuz I mean, you feel the same and think it's all very sweet... but suddenly it's your year and six month anniversary and you realize none of his """"wacky"""" behavior has ever really stopped or changed.

But it is... cute? Sweet, at least, the way he's a lil overbearing about things. Always trying to feed you, whether at home or out in public... little bits of his lunch he breaks off to give you when you're sitting on his lap, to watch you eat and make sure you smile about.

(Or the ones he comes into the room just to give you, like he was specifically thinking about you when he ordered a bento at the cafe, spoon in hand loaded with all your favorite things. you glare, cheekily, cuz you always tell him to order what HE wants, but no, never. he'd rather split everything with you than have anything of his own, and if he had his way, he always would.)

Even shower time, cuz if he's not in the water with you (big hands always peeling the soap and loofa and shampoo out of your grasp so he can wash you for you, big hands doing other things to your body that you enjoy but definitely do not include what you're supposed to be doing)... he's sitting on the toilet right next to you, playing on his phone while he waits for you to get out, OR even sitting against the door outside, after jiggling the handle and whining about you not letting him in.

(i saw a funny tik tok that was like, "whenever they say they're showering" and it was the guy running across the house naked LMFAO to get in with her... that's deku.)

And when you get mad at him, lock him out of the bedroom cuz he won't stop weeping and apologizing... he'll lay down on the floor outside and stick his fingers underneath the door to wiggle them at you, his nose too, like it will make you less angry, like he couldn't just bust the whole thing down if he REALLY wanted to (which he doesn't really, not unless you were in danger, not including the time you accidentally locked him out and he came home from patrol so exhausted that he popped the knob right off it's handle accidentally slamming it into the wall trying to get into bed with you).

LOOOOL and you go to his agency one day for some reason (he always wants to see you, his favorite days are when you visit for any reason), and while he's packing up to take a break with you, his computer backgrounds and screensavers are literally all just pictures of you. literally. every single one you've ever taken practically, even the gag photos you send your friends, with your hair all done for bed and face shiny from moisturizer...

It's almost like he snuck onto your phone once or twice to download everything onto his... which like. hmmmmmmmm. LOL. okay. Not to mention the fact that he has locations on and texts you whenever you go ANYWHERE. Even to the konbini across the street. Like he's constantly looking.

Bakugo def adores u for keeping deku out of his hair, but lowkey also has a little beef with you, too, for being practically the only other thing he talks about aside from work and business lksdfjadksljf.

and tbh? i'd feel bad for him, too.

[knock-o]

STALKER! NOBU

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ko speaks ⭐️ : this was an idea floating in head i just had to share!! not so much stalker as it is batshit insane shinobu but yeah… WE ARE NOT ROMANTICIZING STALKERS!! you don’t find any of it attractive in the fic nor should u find this attractive irl…😕 thank u ms springs for the song inspo!! ( stranger danger - hemlocke springs )

warnings !! kinda dark, no smut but definitely more descriptive imagery of gore . not proofread and i am not the best pacer ever guys!!

mdni !! darker content under the cut

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it started off as genuine worry.

shinobu was a hashira and you weren’t, plain and simple.

it didn’t matter that you could slice the head off a demon or that you were perfectly capable of handling yourself.. she couldn’t trust it.

you were weaker than her sister and look what happened to her! god, she was so weak she knew she had to kill herself to take out one demon.

how could she possibly feel comfortable letting her weak and pathetic girlfriend walk around without her protection?

so she sends her crow to follow you out on missions, she gets information from everyone around you and not once does she think twice about it

she starts killing demons quickly and comes to help you wherever you are ( but you never told her where you were going , so how does she know ? )

shinobu urges you to come back to hers, so she can take care of you, so she can tend to you properly, be your dependable girlfriend that you love so very much.

it’s only when you’re in the process of being patched up that you ask her to let you handle things by yourself. so you can be stronger for her!!

her face tenses up but her smile is unwavering. she nods softly and leans down to kiss the back of your hand, promising she’ll leave you alone. but when you leave she’s going insane!! “ why would you even ask?? ” she thinks. is she not being helpful, are you really begging to die..?

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at first she does well with not pestering you.. but as she’s attempting to kill this poor demon in front of her, shinobu kocho’s thoughts are all about you. how her precious girl couldn’t possibly be easing her way through this without her..

shinobu’s grip on the handle grows impossibly strong, her anger boiling over onto her perfect face and for once the smile stops.

she thrusts the tip of her sword in the demon’s neck and rips it right out.. shinobu stabs the poor thing over and over, the gurgles of agony drowned out by the pounding in her ears.

all she can hear is how you are getting disfigured, screaming in pain, and her pleading to her dead sister.

all she can think of is how this never would’ve happened had she never left you alone.

she races back to the master’s house, begging him for your whereabouts.

you’re so far away from her .. why ?

you enjoy the night life of the busy town. what better way to reward your self with killing such a pest than getting a drink or two? you don’t worry yourself with where your partner could’ve gone, he’s most likely asleep. you’ll be back at the hotel soon and he’ll be okay by himself. you’re not concerned about your girlfriend either. such a strong woman is fine by herself.

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he’s being tortured.

shinobu’s blade on his neck, blood spilling from the cuts and deep lacerations from previous questions. “ how could you let her die? “ she interrogates.

he’s too scared to say that you aren’t dead again.

it doesn’t even matter because in seconds his throat is slit.

shinobu’s feeling in her fingers have gone numb from how long she’s clutched the sword in her hands.

the door to the room swings and you walk in drunk and loud.

she stares blankly at you.

you can only stare back.. immediately sobered at the sight.

tears well up in your eyes. shinobu wails about how she thought you were dead and hugs you so tightly that the air leaves your lungs.

she’s not concerned at all about the reaction you’re having.

“ did you do this..? ” you ask. you already know the answer.

“ he was a liar. “

“ why did you do it? ” you ask. another question you know the answer to.

“ i just wanted to keep you safe, my love. “

get a grip girl oh dear

TAGLIST : OPEN !!

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

DP X DC WRITING PROMPT #7

(This was inspired by this post here and the following fic Like Betta Fish Do, except I'm once again feeling angsty. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.)

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Red Hood was patrolling his territory when he feels a sensation similar to someone stumbling over a tripwire. He's immediately on high alert and goes searching for the disturbance, the Pit practically growling in the back of his head. He feels a physical pull that seemed to be guiding him through the dark streets of Crime Alley. He listens closely, completely silent, until he hears it.

Sharp breaths, bare feet slapping against the rain slick pavement, and a sharp, acidic scent wafting through the air as his target moves closer and closer. Once the person is almost right on top of his position, he sticks his foot out and yanks their feet backwards out from under them and immediately has a pistol aimed at them. Something makes him freeze though.

The intruder didn't just go down with a surprised yelp, but an agonized scream and sharp wheezes that sounded painful even to him as they hit the pavement. Now that the intruder was in front of him, he could identify them as an average sized male, late teens to early twenties, with wild, pitch black hair. Once the guy flipped around on the pavement and looked up, Jason could also see icy blue eyes with a slight green tint to them that shouldn't be so noticable at this time of night. The guy's eyes were practically glowing.

Speaking of glowing, the guy had a hand splayed protectively over his chest where a toxic green substance was steadily seeping through the thin white material. The Pit stirred uneasily at the sight. Before he could ponder much more on the guy's current state, he started talking in a rushed, panicked babble.

"S-Shit. Sorry. I didn't know this was your haunt. I'm only passing through, I swear!" With how fast the guy was breathing it was a wonder how he was able to spit the words out so fast. He was nearly hyperventilating at this point. It was kinda making Jason feel bad.

"Please don't shoot me. I'm already dangerously low on blood as it is. I don't think I could handle another wound on top of what I already got."

Now that immediately set off multiple alarms blaring in his head. Coming to a decision, he holstered his pistol and crouched down to the stranger's level. He raised a placating hand when the guy was about to say more.

"Sorry about that. I'm not used to feeling like someone's throwing rocks at my window when they enter my territory. Did I open any stitches under there?" He asked, pointing to the noxious green substance he can only assume is blood that was continuing to seep through the guy's shirt. It uncomfortably reminded him of the Lazarus Pits.

"I'm Red Hood by the way." He turned his raised hand over in offer of a handshake, trying to be friendly. Clearly he must be doing something right since the guy reciprocated the handshake, though a bit hesitantly.

"U-Uh. Danny. My name's Danny."

"Nice to meet you, Danny. Are you gonna answer my question?"

"Oh! U-Um. Stitches, right. Yeah, might've popped a few on the way down." He stuttered as he gestured to the ground.

Jason winced in sympathy, and offered to help him up. It was a bit difficult to do, considering Danny's wound, but he was back up on his feet in no time. Looking Danny up and down, cataloging any other injuries and noticing how dirty his clothes were. They suspiciously looked like patient scrubs. Jason's eyes narrowed to slits under the hood, not liking the conclusion he was coming to.

"Mind telling me what exactly you were running from?"

The question immediately set Danny off. His pupils dilated in fear, sweat started beading on his forehead, and his hands started to shake as he wildly looked in every direction. His eyes landed back on Jason and the fear nearly tripled in intensity. Danny took a hurried step towards Hood, almost startling him into taking a step back.

"It isn't safe." Danny practically hissed out from between his teeth, eyes now glowing uncontrollably in the darkness of the alley. "I don't know how you've managed to fly under the radar so far, but you need to run. They're coming."

Danny's fear was starting to jump-start his own fear response, but he violently pushed it down. He needed to be clearheaded.

"Who's coming? Listen, if you're in trouble I can help-"

"No-" Danny has a tight grip on either of Jason's biceps now, hands still shaking uncontrollably. "You can't help. They have every right to do anything they want to us under federal law. The only thing we can do at this point is run-"

The sound of something whistling through the air catches Jason's attention as a dart lands in Danny's arm, causing him to jerk away to yank it out. The dart is white with a strange logo partially covered by Danny's fingers. The guy barely has enough time to look back up at Jason, pleading for him to run, before his eyes roll to the back of his head as he pitches forward.

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I do have a bit more to add on to this, but I'm stopping here for now. Check back in a few hours for a highlighted next → button of you want!

[rogue-nebula]

Web of Reality's Lie: Epilogue

@that-one-poison-trainer (Viper) @mechanical-hearth (Clara (and Svarog (big text))) @freeroaming-curiosity (Oppy) (on other blogs Quasar will be shown like this)

@the-poke-virus (Virus) @centrifugal-apotheosis (Top Man)@still-capricious (GaMzEe)

@shallahi-and-snowflake (Shallahi) @faller-of-kharbranth (Malkah) @essential-receptacle (Narrator) @nebula-incursionists-official (Baron Twyst Von Jokewyld)

Alabaster Icelands, Hisui/Incursionist Alley

...so are we not gonna talk about how our world just dodged a freakin Death Star Superlaser thanks to us?

oh yah she was gonna destroy our world wasn't she? Forgot about that

Enslave our world, which to me is far worse

Arceus, we really helped a lot of people today...

Yeah we did. Say Virus, your first Incursion and you not only save your whole world, but also let like a gazillion people out of forever jail! How was it

she pauses to take in what TopMan said

...good

Not to ruin this, but how do we get home?

looks back toward the room - the exterior resembles the outside of Heart Castle, and inside is only one button and a metal plate on the floor

Is that

One of our teleporters! ^u^

at first it seems like Heart Castle has become real, but it turned out to be a little different - the main room of the Castle had merged with the ending buttons room to form what was revealed to be the Hisui Door to Incursionist Alley. at least Viper knows the way home from here. Suddenly Stanley runs into the Alley covered in snow, with the biggest grin you've ever seen on a grown white man.

you're a free man now Stanley, how you feeling?

👍 👍

she returns the thumbs up

That leaves only two matters to resolve. You mister, what desire you to do? For some reason I can read his mind now, and he... says he wishes to pursue his own life, but still remain with this crew

Stanley nods emphatically

Well then, Destiny Unbound, check your pockets!

Stanley checks his pockets, revealing a yellow key with a bucket symbol on it. His eyes then fall on a house in the Alley with a yellow door and the same symbol on it. He walks over there, and tries the key. The door opens

finally, a house you can afford

Oi!

Stanley laughs silently

And now just one matter

YeAh YeAh YeAh I kNoW wHaT'cHa WaNt. HeRe

Gamzee brings out the Skip Button he messed with earlier and gives it to the Baron

Pleasure doing business

...Quasar can I talk with you for a sec?

Hm? Sure

she pulls him aside

that Homestuck guy just handed Baron the skip button, from the Stanley Parable game. That thing is pretty dangerous, allowing someone to skip time for increasingly longer depending on how many times it's been previously pressed. I'm just saying you should keep an eye on those two, this can't be any good

I trust Gamzee with my life... but I do NOT trust the Baron. I am keeping a close eye on them, as much as they'll let me (they are REALLY powerful after all). ...I think Gamzee had to make a deal with them in order to pull off that thing with the Tron Projector that got us all home, and the issue is... The Baron's deals do tend to save us in the nick of time, but they always have a price. Every time it's been something important from our adventure. The Skip Button was this one's, but do you remember after we beat Dr. Wily? The Baron demanded Oppy hand over the reactor that powered his gate as their price, and that thing had the Zap Plate from the Active Arceus Plates incident a while back inside it...

sounds like they're building some kind of machine?

That's a logical conclusion... but for what purpose? My hypothesis is that is has something to do with that thing we got in the Time Heist, but I can't for the life of me figure out what, since I never saw what exactly we stole

y'know that time heist thing really confused me and Virus. She said she had no idea how any of that stuff got in Wonderland, weird.

She pats Quasar on the back

But whatever it is I'm sure you can handle it

...I wish I had your confidence...

what do you got to be worried about? You're the inter-dimensional superhero with a bag of tricks. I'm just a normal girl who's always in the wrong place at the wrong time

...you have no idea, Viper. You have no idea...

He sounds ABSURDLY tired when he says this. A look of genuine understanding flashes on Viper's face, before getting replaced with annoyance when she feels a snowball hit her head

REVENGE (๑>◡<๑)

she engages in a snowball fight with Virus, running away from Quasar and cutting their conversation short

GET BACK HERE!

HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

Oppy joins them, and Stanley runs along after Oppy

Well that turned out ok Not so fast Oh builderf-

Quint slams Top Man through a crack in the air

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At an unknown location

Sounds of equipment being destroyed are heard

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU INCURSIONIST INSECTS!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU MEDDLESOME SYSTEM ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somethin' got the Spider's Web all tangled up, eh? The Nomen Array... My collection of names... countless names from across the multiverse, collected over untold eons... every single one... GONE!!!!!!!!! Dad'gum And it's all thanks to THEM... Those meddlesome fools! That red-hat knave and his rogue anyssistant! Oh... THOSE varmints... I got bad blood with 'em too y'know This is more than a simple grudge! Do you know how many workers across our empire remain at their posts because I held their names?! And don't you know how many colonies, 'specially those on the edge of the empire, stayed in line for fear of my good-shootin' arm before them varmints and their demon coyote done messed it up?! Doggone it my voice still ain't patched up! Enough. Bemoaning past grievances is a circular march. We would be much better served developing plans to rebuild... and strike back And what have you been doing as we toiled? Why should we hearken to you? Or are you finally gonna swallow your pride and get your hands dirty? You have spoken. I will indeed be taking a more direct involvement going forward. And just how do you intend to rectify this loss? In case you ain't recall, the computers they blew had the map to their den This is true, however, we can study our past encounters with them, learn how they act, learn what moves them. With this known, we can use their own instincts to destroy them. I will be taking my leave now. I have much to plan for

a door opens and shuts

Quasar Nebula... could it be?

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More than 600 Rooms deep

Baron Twyst Von Jokewyld arrived at the place they were gathering materials for their mysterious plans involving the Chains of Time. Already collected were The Chains of Time themselves, gained from the Castle of Time in Wonderland made accessible thanks to a few dimensional tricks they had pulled during the Wonderland.com stunt earlier, a heap of degenerate matter, in this case a space yacht that had been flung into a black hole during a 1 in a million escape, the activated Spooky plate, and the Wily Reactor, gained in a fierce worldwide battle against a scientist's army of robots. They then placed the Skip Button next to the Reactor, taking more degenerate matter from the yacht to fashion the two together. He then slips the Spooky Plate in between them, and fashions more to link them. He pushes the Skip Button, and a pulse of time-warping energy courses through a pair of prongs fashioned to the Wily Reactor.

Not much left now... only a few more pieces and it will be ready... Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Slateport City

Quasar goes outside. With a little imagination, in the wind, one can almost hear a spider screaming in rage In the stars above, a slim line of bright blue courses across the sky, and likely will for a few more days, in both the past and present - the names from the Nomen Array returning across time and space to their rightful homes.

The destruction of the Nomen Array causes commotion across the multiverse. On countless realms, VermilineCorp associates, formerly bound by Nicole holding their names, quit their jobs, leave their posts, cause riots on V-Corp owned planets, return to their homes, and begin pursuing their own destinies. Leaders once bound by Nicole's grasp now void their contracts with V-Corp, banish their representatives, and end their agreements. VermilineCorp sees their worst losses in centuries, and their empire shrinks overnight. Planet Vermiline is panicking, scrambling to make up the losses. V-Corp has definitely been wounded, but they remain, and the fight hasn't ended yet

On the pokemon world, the glowing blue line of names returning home blesses all who look upon it. For as long as it persists, those who turn their attention towards it are comforted, have a little more energy, and feel better in general. As for they who destroyd the Nomen Array, the multiverse itself is grateful for their heroic deed. They can expect to have most pleasant days and good luck for a little while afterward

[dbphantom]

do you think when a zoan fruit user enters their awakened form it's a constant test of will, not just a one time thing? we saw in impel down if they're not prepared to awaken their fruits that they'll lose control to the animal's inherent nature

im asking because i'd like to make an animatic where a specific user starts losing control while in their awakened form because the fruit and the user de-synchronize due to a sudden emotional gut punch :)

mini essay + lots of manga spoilers below [wano act 3 + egghead]

im kind of obsessed with this exchange kaido has with luffy in 1046

it's interrupted by zunesha talking about joyboy and while that's PROBABLY what we're meant to assume Kaido's asking (who are you. are you joyboy? or even: who are you, what type of zoan fruit do you have, what is this transformation??)

when we cut back to luffy yelling

kaido says this

and the line immediately after

and im just saying... being a zoan fruit user himself with a crew full of zoan fruit users and a son who accidentally ate a zoan fruit, kaido PROBABLY knows about the dangers of awakening your fruit before you're ready to handle it

so him saying "glad to see you've still got that big mouth, straw hat" is more like... "I'm glad to see you're still you. here's what's happening to u rn, btw" since he already put 2 and 2 together that luffy's a zoan last chapter

to immediately jump into "we call this an awakening" means that's probably what kaido had on his mind, right?! like he was wondering if luffy had lost himself to nika's will instead of aligning with it and that's why kaido kinda randomly asks who he is, THEN starts explaining what awakenings are once luffy confirms it's still him

after all, luffy's been acting a bit differently since he changed forms and kaido's definitely picked up on that (he's more carefree, he's just a goofy guy now)

im also kinda backing this up with non-canon stuff given the road/lode to laughtale chapters where, along with all the g5/nika doodles, are a bunch of notes where oda questions what the fallout will be from awakening

[also interesting to note that oda seems to have 'scrapped' the idea that luffy's ability to bring people together was actually one of nika's powers all along. im happy to see that tbh i think he's just a charismatic guy]

and we've also seen that luffy struggles at least a little bit to control his new abilities in egghead

like, yeah, luffy is kinda clowning on lucci during this fight, but he also barely has control to the point he can't be serious when atlas's life is on the line

because he was taking things much more seriously before he transforms

vs after chopper already told him to hurry up or atlas isn't going to make it

[to be fair, you can argue he does get a lot more serious once the fighting's over and chopper urges him to hurry for the 2nd time

but this is also right before he detransforms...]

so im just saying

i'm gonna have fun with this :')

[siriuslysatorusimping]

well since you asked i shall not leave u in suspense hehe

my theory is that rinko is going to go with maki to the zenins post shibuya and that is when the naoya scene will happen and if that is right (if im wrong idc bc i know youre still going to make the scene amazing) i can see rinko really get into the fight esp with the way hes treated her growing up and the emotions post shibuya

also ! ik that these two are basically idiot in love with eachother but what would you say rinko and gojo’s type is?? and do they match eachothers type ??

Hello again Anon! I appreciate you not leaving me in suspense even though I have been leaving everyone in suspense 😂😂

I'm a wordy bitch so my answer is below the cut 🙃

Side Note: this post made me wonder, should I do a full profile for Rinko to give more information?? Would you guys like that?? 🤔🤔

Read Another Level on AO3 :)

Naoya dying in the same spot where he stabbed Rinko would be nice, wouldn't it?? Such poetic justice

Guess we'll have to wait and see 👀👀👀

Do they match each other's type?

Hmmmmmm this one made me think.

Personality wise:

I think Gojo matches Rinko's type very well: Confident, attractive, strong, and doesn't back down at all when she pushes or teases him. (it's also why she and Nanami get along so well.) But also caring and attentive. Gojo is very observant and it's something she really, really likes about him.

Rinko kinda made Gojo realize he does have a type lol and it's brats. His type is brats 😂😂😂

But really, his type is someone he knows is strong enough to handle their own in most situations. He likes Rinko because she can take care of herself 9/10 times but she isn't afraid to ask for help. She doesn't rely on him, but she doesn't completely shun his offers to help and that is why he likes helping her.

Essentially, Gojo loves a confident, capable, sexy woman who isn't afraid of seeming weak by asking for help

Appearance wise:

Gojo is everyone's type if we're being honest. But Rinko does mention that she finds his eyes attractive, mainly because she can read him so well when she can see him. The Six Eyes are beautiful, but she likes them beyond that, which makes Gojo very happy

She really (even though she won't admit it) likes when his blindfold makes his hair stick up 😂😂 Rinko also likes how tall Gojo is. That he can tower over her, but a lot of times chooses to slouch so that he doesn't is something she finds both endearing and attractive

Rinko is a Zenin, and she looks like one. Honestly, if you stand her next to Maki, Mai, and Megumi, you'd wonder how the fuck the clan ever thought they could hide who Rinko is. There's a reason that one person thought Megumi was her kid, he could easily pass for it.

BUT she also looks like her mother. She got her mother's height, so she's not as tall as the average Zenin, and her eyes are brighter than theirs. Gojo wasn't joking when he said she has her mother's eyes. So they're gentle and expressive, which, Gojo has now realized, he finds very attractive. She's also more bubbly and snarky than cruel and heartless like most of the Zenins 😂😂 which might not seem like a physical trait, but it's a body language thing. If you'll notice, absolutely none of the Zenins just fucking smile, it's always a fucking sneer or smirk or sadistic grin (i've been rewatching the anime and it's fucking true, dude) but because Rinko is so like her mother, her smile is genuine and it reaches her eyes and makes the corners crinkle as they light up when she laughs or when she's teasing someone.

When I picture Rinko, I think of an older combination of Mai and Maki, maybe slightly more feminine, with her mother's eyes, and a lighter stance. She purposefully remains physically open to catch people off guard, let them think her guard is down when, in fact, she is always on guard mentally. She can remain open physically because she always has a duplicate ready to swap with if danger arises.

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Anyway, yeah, this is my answer to this question idk if it made any sense at all though 😂😂😂😫 Did this make ANY FUCKING SENSE?? OR WAS I JUST RANTING LIKE A LUNATIC????

[sparkedblaze]

Hi I'm starting this only 30 minutes into Livesies

This is gonna take a while. It's too good. I have too many favorite things.

Parts 1 and 3

Usual T/W just in case: cursing, violence

Jack's thinking face

"You mean like a strike?"🙄 ... "YOU HEARD DAVEY WE'RE ON STRIKE"

"Half them strikers is laid up with broke bones"

Things you need to be a union: 1. Membership (Albert's lil salute) 2. Officers (IIIIII nominateJackpresident (he's touched)) 3. A statement of purpose (left in other pants)

"Unioned we stand."

Jack once again channeling Draco to say pockets

THE DELANCEYS

"Ig you do Mr. President"

Albert fidgeting without a thought in the world

Albert's empty ass head

One thought: Fight

How much teeth Davey uses when he says "we got a union"

Jack essentially translating for Davey

Mush cracking his knuckles

"JUST LETEM TRY"

I miss the drums ;-;

Davey's hop off the papes

D A N C E

When shortstop doesn't take it down

ANTHONY ZAS SMILE

Nicholas Masson never knowing what to do with his hands

Squat

Tommy v dramatically wrapping his arm around the gate

"YEAH"

Davey hopping from the ladder

DANCEY DANCE

SPIN

Race: :0 :O :|

March march march march march

wiggle wiggle

YEET

"YOU CAN TELL PULITZER-"

The three different reactions to being thrown out: Les, immediately hopping up and yelling at the guy Jack, trying to find his dignity before he stands Davey, and whatever his dramatic ass is doing

"PULITZER MAY CRACK THE WHIP BUT HE WON'T W H I P US"

ANGY HAT TAKING OFF

Albert literally jumping onto the table.

Finch sitting on top of the back of the chair.

"Over here!"

"Just gimme a wat'a"

"How. did i ever. see that coming?"

Albert: :(

c o n f u s i o n

CRUTCHIE PRETENDING TO PASS AWAY

LES LITERALLY FOLDING HIMSELF IN HALF

TOMMY (WHO WAS STILL STANDING) LOOKING STRAIGHT DOWN AND SINKING BACK INTO HIS CHAIR

ONE OF MY BIGGEST STICKING POINTS FOR AUTISTIC DAVEY JACOBS. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T LOOK AWAY WHEN BROOKLYN IS MENTIONED. "Well, he's new." I HEAR YOU SAY SO IS LES. AND HE TOOK THE SOCIAL CUES THAT BROOKLYN ISN'T A PLACE YOU WANT TO BE. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS BOY IS TEN (almost). SO IF ANYTHING HE SHOULD BE HAVING TO BE TOLD THAT BROOKLYN IS DANGEROUS. ESP BC JACK DOESN'T SEEM SCARED OF IT

TY FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

"Spot Conlon's toif"

"IAIN'TSCAEDONOTOIF"

ELMER AND ROMEO AND RACE TAKING OFF THEIR HATS WHEN KATH GETS THERE

"-hangin' round at the wOild" *hand motions*

Jack hiding behind Davey

Y'all gay asf stop looking at her like that

"You think you have a chance?" Tommy, giving the widdlest nod

"I'll rephrase"

"YOU DON'T GOTTA BE INSULTIN' I got a nickel"

"This is entertaining...so far"

"Methinks the lady needs to be handled by a-" bap bap fix hat vest "-real man."

"How'd she know my name?" "Get outta here" *shove*

Finch hopping onto the table

Them helping Jacobi pick up

Hoppity hoppy hop hop

"cantcha see it in my eyes?"

"Yeah ok"

"W www whasa matta aincha sure?"

"Rather tell ya what I'm hopin' for tonight" bites lip

"TOMORROW-" fuckfuckshitfuckwhatarewedoingtomorrow "-we stop the wagons" thankfuck crisis averted she would've thought I don't know what I'm doing

"Write it good."

"A little hyperbole never hurt anyone"

"If I could just write about it" MOOD

"You poor boys"

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

"It could practically write itself and let's pray it does"

Kath being an entire writing mood

KATH DOING THE SAME MOVEMENT THEY DO IN SEIZE THE DAY

"PictureahandsomeheroicallycharismaticplainspokenknownothingskirtchasingCOCKYLITTLESONOFA-"

"What a face"

"I'll be twice as good as that SIX MONTHS FROM never" :(

"Just look around at the world we're inheriting And think of the one we'll create THEIR MISTAKE IS THEY GOT OLD THAT IS NOT A MISTAKE WE'LL BE MAKING"

Davey making jokes about Brooklyn showing up at the worst time is further proof that Davey is autistic plznfanku

"Queens will be right here backin' us up-" :D "-as soon as we get the nod from Brooklyn" D:

THE FUCKING DELANCEYS

"My SKULLBUSTIN' ARM"

The Camp Rock 2 song playing in my head every time I hear Jack say 'we can't back down'

Iain. Young's. Rat. Face.

Les leaning against the gate. 0 fucks given.

Lettuce

BEN COOK'S GIGGLE WHEN CRUTCHIE COMES UP WITH HIS SIGN

JACK HOLDING CRUTCHIE'S CHEEKS

Jojo's dramatic ass look WHEN DAVEY IS TALKING ABOUT COURAGE PFFFFF

THE ANGRIER DAVEY GETS THE MORE TEETH HE USES

IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT JUST WATCH

Jack leaning on Finch's head

"Broddas"

"We doin' this?"

"Once we've begun, if we stand as one, someday become somehow"

Ben Fankhauser's voice

"And a prayer becomes a vow"

"AND THE STRIKE STARTS RIGHT DAMN NOW"

"The boids are singin' "

I LIKE THAT THEY HAVE 'BLINK' (I say his name loosely) SCABBING. IT'S KIND OF A NOD TO THE ACTUAL KID BLINK AND I JUST THINK IT'S REALLY NEAT

SMALLS BEING SO ANGRY AT BEING STOPPED

ANDY'S HAT IS ALSO BACKWARDS?????

T O G E D D A

>:(

Tommy. Boy's. Arms.

Jack's entire speech

"Pleeeeaaaaase"

Tommy, marching up to Jack Davey: Les get behind me idk what I can do except be a human shield

"I'm with ya" Everyone: :000000000000

Tommy's pose as he hands his bag back

Nicholas Masson not knowing what to do with his arms pt 2

LES'S LIL HAND MOTION DURING 'UNITED'

"Who are you gonna trust? Them? Or them?"

WHY DOES TOMMY BOY LOOK SNIPER UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT????

"Y E A H"

Now showing: Jeremy Jordan's Jack's inability to dance

"LET'S SHOW 'EM FELLAS"

"HUT"

Right left right "HYA"

Kiss

THEY'RE SO FUCKING TALENTED

JESUS

Spinny spinny spin

"Ya see this Mista Pulitzah?!"

"C'MON FELLAS" -Buttons

T A L E N T

WAISCOAT GUY HAS THE CHILD (I think about this all the time)

THE FIGHTING WITH THE DELANCEYS

LES BONKING THEIR HEADS TOGETHER

DAVEY PICKING HIM UP AND PUTTING HIM ON HIS SHOULDER IN CELEBRATION

"CHARGE"

Do I need to say it?

Do I need to put it here?

Probably not

BenCookkickinghimselfintheface

Jumping over the homies

spin

BIG STEP

Jump

TOMMY BEING IN SPAIN WITHOUT THE A

TRICKS

TRICKY TRICKS

CRUTCHIE TRICK

JOJO TRICKY TRICKY

P R O J E C T I O N S

"NEWSIES FOREVERRRRRR"

RIPPING THE PAPES

FUCK THEM PAPERS

Jack having to stop Mush

Pushing a cart into bad guys with bae

"Stay down!" Les immediately meerkatting back up

MORRIS JUMPING OFF STAIRS AGAIN

ROMEO NOOOOOO

Les s l i d e

DAVEY NOOOOOOOO

"JACK WAIT FOR ME" "Where d'ya think you're goin'?" "JACK HELP-ROMEO-FINCH" HIS VOICE CRACKING MAKES ME FUCKING SOB

THE ANGLE OF SNYDER BEATING CRUTCHIE

FUCK

CRUTCHIE YOUR HAT

Jack's mini tantrum before Santa Fe

"Newsies CRUSHED AS BULLS ATTACK"

"Thanks to GOOD OL CAP'N JACK"

IK HE PROBABLY KIND OF OVERPLAYS IT AT LEAST A LITTLE BUT I LOVE HOW OUT OF BREATH JACK IS

"Dreams come true Yeah they do"

GRARARARAR CHARACTER LIMIT RARRRAR

[cinnachaos]

ok so morgan lore (sorry this is so long , ive had lore cooking for these guys for a while and i never really fully finished it but here it is) (aslo i typed this all out half asleep i kight edit it later but maybe not idk)

warning for death and schtuff below

he lives on an apocalypse-ish planet where there are frequent lockdowns because of the inner monster stuff (refer to that other infodumping post) and unfortunately beth and jerry both got stuck in monster rampaging form and had to be exterminated/couldnt be found or anchored back into human form (they dont currently have a cure but later on with rick and morgan home they make one)

summer has a missing arm from a fucky wucky with a monster so she uses a robotic arm , she also has a shorter cut thats a bit fluffier and she doesnt wear a ponytail

rick has to leave the universe because he had a Monster Momento and fucked with a group of ricks so he wanted to make sure his morty and summer werent brought into it (his original family is all gone, it took him a LOT of tries to find morgan and summer so he cares a shit ton abt them)

morgan goes oh shit what the hell and takes a portal gun his rick stole and tries to find him but miami morty/mimi sees him thinking hes a rogue morty and goes can we keep him pretty please rick and even after he says no shoots a morty manipulator chip at him and drags him home like a wet cat

they go on adventures together, morgan usually wearing headphones and using weapons based off of games he likes because he doesnt like killing things so he does that to make it less AAAAGH for him (ill send my five thousand headcanons for the miamis and canon stuff about the monsters later)

one time he has a Moment with his monster form because unlike rick who at this point has most control over it bc hes coped with his trauma fairly well after mimi and rick get hurt and they have to heal him since his monster form usually damages him a lot (mainly through bruising, and if he uses his spikes or blades, bleeding)

they have a lot of fun unnttiiilll monster rick/his original rick comes to take him home and mistakes them for kidnappers even though theyve been taking good care of him so they both get into a fight and monster rick decides to take him home and keep him in the morty mind blower area of their house until he remembers which causes a huge freakout on morgans behalf

the miamis and monsters (summer and rick) go find him but go oh fuck its those guys and fight and then morgan has to go like guys what the fuck i like both of you and consider both of you family can you STOP FIGHTING so they go oh uh ok and now they have to share custody of morgan /lhj

also yeah monster care/research was prioritized in earth mv87 12 (theres more but i forgor) and it eventually calms down from a mass epidemic to just mildly dangerous

heres an old doodle of them since u got to the wnd of the infodump 🎉🎉🎉 (idk when ill draw sumker maybe later, just probably wont be soon cus im not hyperfixated on r&m anymore even if i still like it😭)

actually fuckit im putting my headcanons n shit here

ok so mv87/monster things

★ morgan wears headphones while on adventures to avoid hearing loud noises like gunshots, usually listens to splatoon music on loop

★ morgan has a habit of doing splatoon win animations sometimes when he successfully finishes an adventure

★ morgan was originally caught by mimi with pocket mortys stuff, he considers both the miamis and monsters his family, also very close to chaos rick and morty (another friends rick and morty) (hyperions-world chars!!!)

★ morgan is very close to his ricks but kind of scared of other ricks, he knows they can be really mean and devalue their mortys and him being really sensitive/fragile he cant handle that

★ morgan iscomfortable with miami mortys (/p!!!) kisses on the head to him and loves physical affection from any of his family members/close friends even if hes like eeeeeeeeehhhh from other people

★ morgan has a bad habit of getting extremely attached to ricks very quickly and is like a nice rick magnet 😭 hes befriended multiple ricks in the citadel like cop rick and enthusiastically waves at them anytime he sees them

★ morgan sometimes sways back and forth like an inkling/octoling idol position and has a few weapons a rick made him based off of splatoon/pokemon that he uses CONSTANTLY and will never go more than 5 feet away from him at all times

★ morgan can and will pull all of his family members into his hyperfixes/sp/ins. he will. hes done it with splatoon and pokemon . he will drag you in eventually/j

★ monster rick is really stoic/apathetic looking but really deeply cares for his family and he doesnt apply to the typical rick "idgaf about u haha fuck u u little pussyfart morty" /LHJ he tries his best to be a good grandpa and guardian even with his traumas and inner monster dealio

★ monster rick is always partially in monster form cus he thinks it looks cool, he also has a tooth gap between his front teeth

★ the mv87s do not know what sleep is. they constantly have eye bags except for sometimes summer because shes the most early bird of them all and she is very responsible

★ morgan is trans , i am heavily debating on making summer trans too. maybe. m a y b e.

miami headcanons

★ miami rick spoils the shit out of miami morty even though he wont admit it to anyone and if morty brings it up rick lectures him on the way home/lhj

★ MIMI FUCKING LOVES MONSTER HIFH AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO PRY THAT HEADCANON OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS

★ miami rick goes by he/she with close friends/family but he/him or he/they w anyone else

★ miami morty isnt as smart as rick but just about as powerful when it comes to strength and fighting smarts? not counting weapons and stuff

★ miami morty acts like an absolute angel around rick for the most part but is menacing as hell to people behind his back LMAO. oh and hes an absolute girlboss, a diva who could and would throw you out a window like an empty soda bottle

★ miami rick is very protective of morty in the way that if anyone makes him feel uncomfortable because of his outfit or if anyone hits on him or just any creepy things in general rick will hate crime them

★ miami morty likes to jokingly flirt but sometimes will accidentally do it with other mortys and go oh wait thats me oops. well its still funny

★ miami morty also has a habit of platonically kissing his friends on the cheek/head like you would a pet or something and then has to awkwardly explain its not romantic 😭😭 (some fanart relating to pcoket mortys gave me this idea actually)

★ miami rick lets morty paint his nails sometimes, begrudgingly but it makes morty really happy so he acts like he hates it to keep up appearances but likes seeing morty happy

★ MIAMI MORTY USES HIS LOLLIPOP AS A SORT OF ORAL STIM, morgan would probably get him something that wouldnt murder his teeth to have in his mouth n stim with

★ mimi he/any moment

AGH. OK. FINALLY DONE. there. this is all like months old please excuse that i mostly am involved in like sploon and pokemon since theyre sp/ins not just hyperfixes lol

[zeninsama-moved]

I HAVE MORE please stop me

-aki likes cars. Readers like okay. But she wants to get more invested in it for him, so she asks to go to a car show. He takes her to one and they walk around looking at all the cool cars. Reader is dressed like a snack™️ and she keeps bending over to look at cars. Other men are looking at her and about to hit on her or do and aki scares them away. They end up going home and readers like “you know I like your car the most /double meaning/“ then they fuck on the hood of his car

-WHAT IF ok hear me out what if they do drag racing and it’s a competition and reader is like the flag girl looking all hot. She wanted to go in the car with aki but he wouldn’t let her cause it’s too dangerous so she’s like fine I’ll look hot and do the flag thing. And he’s like okay? He didn’t realize how much he’d like it until he saw her walk up and stand between the cars and wave the flag thing and he’s like oh I have discovered a new thing about me aknfkshdisj and he’s racing whoever and readers like waiting and the girlfriend of the other racer is like talking down on aki and reader pops off and talks about how cool he is, after a long time she gets nervous cause he should’ve been here already. Eventually he comes back /first place obviously/ she jumps up on him and kisses and is like YOU SCARED ME and he’s just happy he could make her proud

-reader getting into a fight with another girl. It’s getting pretty ugly but aki doesn’t step in cause he knows reader can handle herself and he wouldn’t hit a girl, but then the girls boyfriend starts talking shit about reader and akis like alright that’s my cue *cracks knuckles and punches the guy once super hard and he either KO and the girl gets scared and they stop and run off or the boys get in a fight too and the girls have to drag them away cause aki is gonna kill him* if it’s the second one then reader takes him home and is cleaning up his wounds /you should see the other guy/ and is like “you didn’t have to do that for me.” And aki looks deep in her eyes and is like “of course I do.” Sijdjsbxjsjd

-reader and aki have a sleep over with pjs and a movie and candy and popcorn and they just like hang out I think it’d be cool to see more of their friendship. It’d be cool for like before they got together and they’re both in relationships with other people and readers boyfriend calls and is like “where are you you aren’t responding to my texts” and she’s like “oh I’m having a sleep over” and he’s like “with who” and she’s says “aki” and the guys weirded out like “…your guy friend?” And she’s like “yeah 🥰” not realizing what that seems like skcjosjsks but also it’d be cute to see after they’re together too

ANYWAY skjdksbxjajdho -rem

REM, THE SLEEPOVER ONE IS KILLING ME!!! reader sitting there watching a movie with aki while her phone is blowing up beside her... it makes even more sense bc her prequel bf is naoya & he's soooooo jealous and toxic... u would not hear the END OF IT!!!

AND OHH MY GOD, READER PATCHING UP AKI AFTER A FIGHT!!! HIM DEFENDING YOUR HONOR!!! apologizing for the sting when u dab at his busted lip but he can't focus on anything other than the fact that you're so close to him right now, he can feel the warmth of your breath fanning across his face... it's rare for aki to get sentimental because he's usually so 😐 but he would look u in the eyes so sincerely and tell you he would always stick up for you like that, it's the least you deserve. GOD, I WANT THEM TO KISS!!! that's the most stressful part of the prequel dkfls so much tension and pining and i'm screaming at our own story like JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

the street-racing one is sooo sexy too... like in genesis when reader leans through aki's window when he's picking her up... this man would want to fuck u on the hood of his fancy fixed-up car <3

[just-absolutely-super]

Mini crack

Patch: mom! Why won't dad let me be interviewed and be on TV? We want everyone to know we took care of that hacker at school!

Remix: yeah! We deserve the recognition!!

Roll: boys, we agree with your dads

Mayl: yeah. You're too young

Remix: what!? No fair!!

Patch: yeah! We took that hacker out, no one else!!

Mayl: you're underage. Showing your names and faces on the news isn't a good idea. Especially when you two took care of a hacker

Remix: I don't get it?

Roll: think of it more like it needs to stay secret so bad guys won't try to mess with your school again or other things

Patch and Remix: huh?

Mayl: you'll understand when you get older boys

At Higsby’s

Patch: It’s so unfair! I’m a hero and can’t get any acknowledgment about it because my parents say I’m too young to show my face to the public! What’s up with that!?

Cal: I agree, it sounds unreasonable. The school would be toast without you and Remix

Higsby: Sorry to interrupt, boys, but your dad has a point Patch, huh. Maybe back in the day nobody would care, but you never know with the people of today. Kids get into dangerous situations, huh!

Patch: Well me and Remix can handle anything!

Higsby: Lan said the same thing when he was your age about him and Megaman. And look what kept happening to him, huh!

Cal: Huh? Did something happen to Mr. Hikari, dad?

Higsby: A lot of things, huh! I could tell you stories!

Patch: Really? What kind of stories?

Remix: We don’t hear any stories

Higsby: You don’t? Well that’s odd, Lan was a firecracker back in the day. Always got into trouble. Even ticked off a couple of Official people. You don’t know, huh?

Patch: Dad? Ticking off the Officials? As if, he’s one of the most important people at SciLab, they respect him

Higsby: ….Oh you really don’t know, huh

Patch: Know what?

Higsby: Welp, these chips don’t stock themselves, huh. Help me out in the back, Cal

Cal: U-Uh okay?

Patch: Hey! Come back! What did he mean by all of that. Dad is the most normal guy i know…

Remix: Maybe Mr. Higsby is confused. He’s a lot older than our Papas. He could be…uh, what does Mama say? Over the hill?

Patch: Hmm…yeah probably

[parallel-selfs]

Camp Vargas (Art)

Followed Mewshi Q's playthrough.

Crowley, Idia and Ortho aren't here.

Alice and Grim doesn't have to stay at Pomefiore for three days, but Vil (and especially Rook) is with them so mission failed.

"One of my club members isn't here." -Jade

"My club member isn't here yet, shouldn't we wait?" -Jade

"Hey guys!"

Jade's staring at Alice after hearing she's the record keeper, thinking to himself, "I have a member in my club, but I'm still alone during this exciting time. Tragic."

Trein, after hearing to Alice's explanation last week, tells Vargas to care for the students properly.

"Let's give them 10 minutes before checking out their progress."

"You could say that again."

"Okay, pose everyone."

"Now will you use the bug spray?"

"Don't bully my direbeast, that's my job."

"I can't remember."

"Weren't suppose to."

"Yeah, you got it right."

"Yeah, how is everything going?"

Backs away to let the students handle the fairies.

I haven't smoked meat in a long time.

(The camera's getting closer and closer from Jade's excitement.)

Damn, Jade, calm down.

"Thank you." (I find Jade giving food to Yuu cute)

Why do you have a glass vial on you?

"Or Grim doesn't pay attention whatsoever."

Has a heart attack.

"What?"

"Because you're easy to scare."

"Malleus, what the fuck?"

"Are we sleeping outside again?"

(Malleus, no!)

Wakes up annoyed.

"Yeah, but we got to bear it." "Grim, how dare you."

Listens mindlessly.

Chuckles at Grim.

"Grim? Grim, where are you?"

Tries to clean the direbeast up a little bit.

"Thanks for letting us have some."

"I didn't see anything, but considering there was two phantoms in those mines, I'm concerned."

"Two phantoms?!" -Azul and Vil

"Kalim!"

"Jade, what the hell, why are you telling a story like that?"

"That does the opposite of calming someone down. We're well aware of the dangers."

"All I got is dad jokes, Kalim. It's the best I can do."

(Like fighting Vargas)

"No, I'm not risking you getting eaten again."

Even though she's a part of it now, she still hates it because "aw, yes, let's traumatizes some teenagers for character development."

Sighs. "Let's get this over with."

"We were in our tent just winding down when we suddenly heard shouting and something darting out of the cottage Vargas was in. We looked inside, and he was gone!"

"It ran so fast, we couldn't see it well. I believe I saw horns and that was pretty large."

"I mean, it makes sense to ask."

Covers Grim's mouth and whispers to him to be quiet.

"Vargas is missing and the place he was staying at is turned upside-down. Also, Vil, didn't you see something in the mines?" (Seriously, use that to your advantage)

Points out the appearance of the creature Vil saw and the appearance of the creature Alice described being different. "There could be two monsters out there, or more for all we know." Really making herself look frightened.

"I appreciate the offer."

"Be careful, guys."

"But he doesn't have his magic pen."

(I would jump Azul if I was there)

"We're the record keepers, where do you think we were?"

Chuckles at Vil's comment.

(Vargas is having this conversation while being paralyzed on the ground)

"What the fuck?" "My son!"

"Really, Azul?! Vargas and Grim just got kidnapped and you're worrying about a badge?!"

"Jade, I'm going to smack you."

"Azul, I'm going to smack you as well."

"I want to get my cat back."

Fair.

Looks around while they find Grim and Vargas.

Oh fuck!

"Grim!"

Immediately grabs Grim. (F u, Jade, my direbeast.)

"You're being very casual despite your students fighting for their life."

"Let me guess, they're not actually in dangerous and you didn't tell us the whole plan."

In the darkness, yes.

Alice is walking away while they talk. She wants to shower and crawl into bed.

She ratted them out to Trein, he is very disappointed.

(Vargas, don't do that, it's unsettling)

Vil and Trey were suppose to work at Mostro Lounge next month, aka May, but Book 7 happened in May.