#yea i got tired

[dottcre]

hihihihi, i have not used tumblr in like.. 2 months 🤓

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HI SWEETIE !! sorry i uavent veen active on my other blogs omg 😭 just didnt feel like it

[radiance1]

"I need to find my darling husband!" Said Danny, dressed to the nines in a very elaborate royal dress with a lot of jewelry running through the ballroom after having been on the opposite end of a very worrying phone call.

"Seriously, what do you even see in that mortal!?" Screamed an observant and Danny stopped and leveled them with a glare cold enough to freeze over an active volcano and sharp enough to cut through obsidian.

"He makes me laugh."

Unlike those dead suitors went unsaid, but everyone at the ball (read: search for a bride/groom for the royal ghostling) practically heard it anyways.

Meanwhile over in the land of the living

Okay so Jason may have messed up. Now you see, he hasn't seen his platonic husband for tax benefits in a while, and he's been very careful to not let his identity as the Red Hood slip up before . Not even once in their relationship.

(He's not counting the time his in-laws sniffed him out as a Crime Lord, because Danny never believed them.)

Now, it wasn't exactly his fault he slipped up. You try to fight off an entire group after being pulled up on out of nowhere on the phone while trying to hide said noises of fighting.

Who was he calling? Danny of course since he said he was away for business. What business? Never specified and Jason wasn't going to pry.

So now here he was, bound 'helplessly' as Jason Todd along with a few other random civilians. Which, like, rude.

Wasn't he already good enough for this ancient ritual or whatever?

You know, he really should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device" he got that one time. Which honestly he feels like he should be surprised that such a thing exists but considering it was from Bruce. Well.

He's not surprised.

Oh, there's the Justice League now. Shame, he wanted to knock out a few guys himself- Oh, now he's being used to summon a ghost from the Infinite Realms of Royal Lineage.

Yea he probably should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device."

Wait a goddamn-

Is that-

"My darling husband!" Danny shouted, scooping him off the circle and away from the head cultist and swinging him around. "You had me worried sick!"

Now, he should ask the question anyone would in this situation when finding out your best friend and platonic husband for tax benefits was apparently a ghost of royal lineage.

"Why're you in a dress?"

"Okay, first of all I rock this thing." Danny huffed.

"That you do." Jason agreed rather easily.

"Second of all, blame those guys over there." He jerked his head in the direction of two very green floating eyeball people.

Not the weirdest he's seen, honestly.

The Observants were whispering to each other and leveling them-Jason in particular-a look.

"Now as you can see, I already have a spouse and I don't need another!" Danny hugged Jason closer for emphasis and he took the time to whisper in Danny's ear. "Did you really marry me to play the husband card?"

"Well, yes." Danny agreed. "But also because of taxes, because I love you and you're my best friend."

"So, we're still done for watching that movie right."

"Obviously."

A pained grunt came from below them and they both looked down to see Batman standing over a very unconscious cultist and looking up at them.

Hm.

He forgot they were there.

"So," Jason began, staring Bruce straight in the eyes. Batman's eyes narrowed. "Don't suppose we can push that forward to right now?"

"Yea, sure why not I'm not doing anything important." Danny leveled the Observants a look, and before either they, Batman, or the Justice League could do anything they both disappeared.

[askmoondropxbunny]

My reaction video might be late cause of work stuff in Rl... 💦

[why-the-heck-not]

me, a responsible being, working on the coding project as I should vs. me, a dysfunctional shithead, getting distracted by reading about brains (once aGAIN damnit (it's my favorite "I need to study my field but bc I should do that it's an impossible unthinkable feat now, so I'm reading about something else to fool my brain I'm still being productive"-topic))

[twisting-in-wonderland]

Bye bye Sebek, :]

(he didn’t stand a chance, poor guy :[  )

[pearlescentmoon-enjoyers]

"what do you do with a loving feeling, if they only love you when you're all alone?"

[akemima]

Not my best drawing by any means, but im glad i was able to make something with his new costume!! Fashion boy, hes so handsome i hope he gets striked by a lighting and dies <3

[zipora666]

I know I said welcome home but-..I add some fandoms they be happy to be with it!

my happy energetic girls!!!✨💖🧡❤️

Pinkie pie Mabel and Julie just fitting so well! My fav girls!!!

[r-aindr0p]

FtM transition process, but birb edition

His name is Viridian and he's the official bard in a castle in a medieval setting ! Even though the transition wizard told him to be patient he wants to rip the little white shells that contain his new feathers so bad. His best friend is a crow jester (will draw her when I get the time to) And he has a crush on a noble at the court (albino peacock, will draw him too at some point)

(the ramblings below are just extra lore I've been imagining while working on the character sheet, it's not real or to be taken as an accurate representation of the actual animals !! ) The sexual dimorphism between F and M peacocks is rather noticeable so it's important for them and most other bird species to go slowly with the transition. Accelerated loss of all the feathers and molting quickly right after could do permanent damage to their skin.

Another example can be FtM transitioning for (most) sheeps. Taking it slowly is important for a steady growth of the horns without causing skin damage and potential damage to the skull itself.

Canine or feline species on the other hand can take stronger doses of the potion compared to avians.

[chleb-uwu]

Resistance hero and his trophy immortal husband,

but I just call this AU 'Ouch, The Immortality Problem'

[chonnysinferno]

yahoo!

[umblrspectrum]

how familiar

[biruesque]

☀️💗

[4suitedplayingcard]

Ranking Punch Out characters based on how attractive they are

[juustozzi]

best service in town!

[lukeskqwalker]

i can picture my warden being really grumpy about the fact that morrigan goes out of her way to be a good person to random strangers now. like thats MY feral cat why is she giving YOU headbutts.