#yap sesh!!!!!!!!!!!

[sosoribro]

the problem with me is that yes my brain works very hard but no that doesn't mean im smart but unfortunately all my friends have some good useful and logical and (for want of a better word) normal smartness and shut up i know you're reading this dont try to argue with me you know im right you know you have a fucking badass brain okay okay

and they could be like, "hey wanna know word lore. its exactly what it sounds like." and like that shit is awesome im just saying like i wanna know about the sounds my mouth is making that we call words give me your knowledge o great abnormal one

or "hey cool bug its actually a schlorpus glorpus morpus borpus but more commonly called a little guy like how youve referred to it here i like this bug very much do you wanna hear about rocks now" and like yeah of course tell me about all the rocks and all the bugs give me your knowledge o great strange one

or "hey wanna print a brain" or "hey wanna hear about dingusology" or something etc and then you know the drill by now "hey speaking of drills did you know tjsyjfuwjfjeucrjhdhfhwufjeh" and its like wow great amazing i actually didnt know that give me your knowledge o great weird one

but i reckon if i got all my friends into a circle and its the circle where you reveal interesting cool facts and show off how huge and smart your brain is make sure you are very impressive and say lots of cool words circle

it would land on me and i'd be like

"ok so hold on let me get my phone out real quick ok this is billy mcmarbles alright i made him the fuck up" and then start yapping about how billy mcmarbles can turn into a dragon or some shit and all his friends are wizards or something and how the princess secretly really wants to make out with him and also billy mcmarbles is scared that his wizard friends find him weird cuz he has scary dragon powers and the village is scared of him cuz of his dragon-ness but in the end of the story he learns that just because hes a weird dragon boy doesnt mean hes any less deserving of kindess and he learns the value of believing in himself also he marries the princess

and then its the next person's turn and they start talking about space and im thinking "damn why didnt i talk about space i like space too but god they are so much better at liking it than i am wait that sounds so fucking stupid oh my god im an idiot holy fuck nobody fucking cares about billy mcmarbles im not smart i only created an entire world in my brain with a whole storyline and everything but thats not smart thats just storytime but you know where i can talk about my problem now? tumblr dot com that sounds great lets go there"

what was i saying again oh yeah my friends are all so cool and smart hi i love you and your iq of like 800 can you give me some pls i have like 5 braincells and all they wanna do is sit down and have storytime what are they doing oh my god we are cooked hi i love you hi hello

tldr either i am an actual idiot or i have discovered the wonders of childlike imagination and i do not want to go back

im like.... stop... learn some cool facts learn more about space be the space person and im like.... noooo i like my things that ive made up i wanna make more i wanna make more i wanna make more im gonna be the cool person that has fun ideas not good ideas but fun ones fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

sometimes i think about the saying "imagination is intelligence playing" and that just makes me go like "all im hearing is that i am secretly a big genius and i know everything im just having fun with it lmaooooooooooooo"

this is weirdddd i used to actually know things but then i think at age 13 my brain realized that i can just use my knowledge for whatever i want and i dont have to know normal smart things. my first order is to have more fun"

"are you neurodivergent :3" my friend. my buddy. pal. have a guess.

or maybe im neurotypical but just weird n dumb idk lol

anyway hi friends ur all fucking weird absolutely strange what even are u guys /EXTREMELY POSITIVE LIKE SERIOUSLY hi i love you

[oriato]

I just know the secret Thelyss family reunion was pure chaos

[etherealrin]

ᯓ★ thinking about boyfriend!rin...

"you're weird," your boyfriend deadpans, staring at the peach colored figure in your grasp.

"for your information, this is completely normal behavior in the realm of teen girls. and the last time i checked, you're not one," you glare at rin. "so you don't get to be judging."

"i don't like the attention you're giving it," he pouts. "it's creepy."

"it is not, it's cute! you just have no taste," you start, giggling at the somewhat jealous demeanor he was taking towards you.

"a half-baked naked baby with tiny balls, unblinking eyes, and an eggplant hat around it's head staring at me isn't creepy now? for god's sake, it's not even wearing pants!" rin cries out, pointing at the sonny angel as if it spawned straight from hell and reported to satan himself. "and your room is full of them, lined up on your shelves! it's like a terryfing miniature army!" the genuine horror in his eyes is almost comical.

"it's cute!" you insist, hand moving to protect the baby from your boyfriend's sudden wrath.

"you have horrible taste," he echoes back to you, face turned away. he refuses to meet your teasing eyes.

"in case you forgot, i also think that you're cute, so i'd say my taste is pefectly fine, thank you!"

itoshi rin can't believe his ears—that you were actually defending the inanimate doll.

a/n: my friend gifted me a sonny angel today as a late bday gift and i was way too happy LMAO

[r4bbitmilk]

(advanced) happy valentines' day! Here are some shots from the tgsk vday comic i've been working on!! i'll post it on the 14th!! i've been busy the past few days trying to change my status from unemployed loser nerd to employed loser nerd LMAO

[kayotic-catgirl]

broke: jon is very short

woke: jon is slightly below average height and everyone he knows keeps acting like he's one centimetre tall

[erraticerin]

Shout-out to the coven of transbians that has slowly formed around me! Y'all are the best, and keep being drop-dead gorgeous <3333

[mikaikaika]

I love the accidental themes of when Tubbo is with Foolish all they both do is bits and jokes but when Tubbo is with Bad he goes on a warpath. It's like when Creation (aka Tubbo) is with Life (aka Foolish) they both enable each other and spread joy but when Creation is with Death (aka Bad) they cause destruction.

And also how Tubbo went and joined gren because he was denied entry in yellow from Foolish. Life turned him down so Creation went and embraced Death.

[awhphooey]

jim armor test (alt versions and minor yap below)

just spent waaaay too long on this cause i was trying to work out the issues with my armor design for the au but at least it worked! there were some spots i needed to add or change the designs i originally had because they didnt make sense- most notably on his calves. his armor has a LOT of references to his friends so if you feel like going through and trying to pick them out just from this feel free, it will entertain me.

look at himmmmm im gonna shake him like a chew toy

[heavymetalluvofmine]

not a face reveal but this is kinda what i look like🎀

[ghostlylemonz]

that one part of Jekyll and Hyde where Jekyll says “ It was the curse of mankind that these incongruous faggots were thus bound together…” is so funny to me because I know he’s referring to the old fashioned bundle of sticks but like. Cmon. It’s so much funnier to think that Jekyll was writing his statement and really went ah shit those two evil gay ass motherfuckers being bound together is the worst thing that could’ve happened in the history of ever.

[j4mboree]

[spineless-lobster]

EEEEEEEE Okay so if you’re like me and closely examining every single thing on each of the arcana cards, you’ve probably wondered who all these kiddos are that chiron’s got with him

I’m sure most of us have gathered that the one getting head pats is achilles, considering he’s got curly blond hair, wearing green and holding a spear. But who are the others? And whose baby is that???

Well wonder no more! Hopefully! If I’m right! Because a quick look at a short list of chiron’s apprentices on wikipedia has provided me answers! (This ended up being incredibly long-winded I apologize in advance)

Let’s start at the bottom from left to right. On the far left we a boy draped in blue and holding a staff, a bronze snake wrapped around it. If you know anything about the origin of medical symbols you’ll know that this is asclepius and his famous rod (ha) that, at some point in history, got mistaken for hermes’ caduceus. Thus that’s why it’s the caduceus and not the rod of asclepius we see on hospitals and stuff. But I digress!

Asclepius is the god of medicine and the son of apollo, who was trained in the art of medicine by chiron. So it makes sense why he’s here!

In the middle we have a boy clad in red and wearing golden laurels. I believe that this could be jason of argonaut fame. Long story short, jason’s uncle pelias overthrew his half-brother aeson (jason’s father) and killed all his descendants. Alcimede, jason’s mother, saved her newborn son by having the nursemaids cry over him as if her were stillborn. She then managed to sneak away and give jason to chiron, who raised and trained him. Eventually jason does who whole golden fleece thing and becomes the king of iolcus, though he and medea were quickly exiled afterwards.

On the far right we see a boy clearing purple with deer antlers on his head. If you’re a big artemis fan like me you’ll recognize this guy pretty easily. This is actaeon, a theban hero trained by chiron who’s most famous for earning the wrath of artemis. While out hunting one day he came across the goddess and her nymphs bathing, instead of minding his damn business he decides to peep on her. Rightfully enraged, artemis curses him and forbade him from speaking another word, lest he be transformed. Upon hearing his hunting party he calls out (in some versions he tries whistling for his dogs) and he transforms into a stag. His hunting party finds him, and, seeing a stag in his place, his own dogs tear him a part and kill him.

FINALLY, we have the newborn baby chiron is holding. Now, chiron does have a few children of his own, so it’s possible it could be any one of them. But I think instead it’s a lad named medus, or polyxenus, or medeus it really depends. He’s the son of jason and medea, and like his father, he was also trained by chiron. But honestly that baby could be anyone lmao

Oh god I yapped on for more than I should have WHOOPS 😭 I hope you all enjoyed this quick mythology lesson lol

[leisturni]

This is some shit Chris would send you

[etherealrin]

how i feel looking at my homework

[moon--kiss]

i LOVE murder mystery im a complete slut for murder mysteries, make something murder mystery and i will be SAT

[red-garden]

Suggestion from @celestieas for qijiu xiyao solidarity