#yall are feeding my brainrot

[pencilofawesomeness]

For the fairy tale x twst crossover, what would Ramshackle be like and how would Prefect fit in all of this. Like would they be the unwilling participants in all the weird shenanigans but is good at something non magic related but that involves in fight.

ooooo Good Question

Okay so I've been bouncing around both versions of this AU crossover (and a raw crossover) so let's go.

Regular Crossover (FT cast stuck in TWST): Yuu would definitely get roped in by Crowley to Solve the Crisis. I think they would end up bonding with Lucy over constantly being thrown in over their heads.

TWST in Fairy Tail AU: Yuu would be the one from Edolas, with no magic but pretty good at magic items and figuring them out. (I think it would be hilarious if they had a weaponized magic camera, somehow.) Grim would be an Exceed that got sent to Earthland and Yuu found by accident because why not? Not that Grim knows anything about Edolas. He's just a little guy. Meanwhile Yuu wouldn't be as high-profile as Mystogan. They were probably a regular guy with maybe a few illegal magic artifacts that probably got caught up by an anima and slipped into Earthland by Complete and Utter Accident (as per their luck) and Crowley scooped them off the floor in all of his magnanimity. They end up getting not only roped into that anima closing business at Crowley's behest (because they would agree that it sucks) but also end up as his messenger pigeon of sorts, constantly traveling from each of the seven sects of the Night Raven guild and doing Crowley's errands. Though they end up getting wrapped up in some quests here and there, and luckily they're athletic enough to keep up with some of the shenanigans.

Fairy Tail in TWST AU: Okay so I thought about who would be the Ramshackle Prefect and, because Mavis is the Headmaster (I have no idea if I divulged this information yet but here it is) I have decided that it would be fun if it was Zera. (*insert crack au ideas here*) Instead of there being a Grim running around, Zera is from Elsewhere but gets Danny Phantom-ed when she is accidentally zapped into NRC so she's alive but also a little half-dead, and gets ghost powers. It's not perfect magic per se but it is enough to fake it and squeak by the courses while also maybe bullying the ghosts on campus to help her out for the rest of the stuff. Mavis absolutely dotes on her and Zera is definitely her favorite student, but while this means that Zera doesn't have to fight for lunch money, she is still wrapped up in all of Mavis's shenanigans as well because Mavis cares a lot for her students and wants to make sure they are okay, and it's realllly hard for Zera to say no to the Headmaster because she has puppy eyes and whoops Zera agreed to figure out why the Heartslaybul kids are jumpy and whoops the Vice Housewarden overblotted.

[1hellofacookie]

It's them and I love them

[1-800-i-ship-it]

@jade-ra88it I don't know if I hallucinated this bc for some reason i cant find it in my inbox anymore? but anyways thank you for your ask! I'm sorry I actually don't know which fic you're talking about :sob: I have kind of been mia in fandom for a bit lately :^)

but if yall can help us rb hopefully someone will be able to answer this!!

[just-a-lil-otter]

FNaE AU ideas you have unintentionally shoved into my head; do with these as you will.

Main band consists of Edd on Electric Guitar, Matt on Keytar, and Tom on Bass. It’s all guitars and no one bats an eye because fuck you it sounds good.

Tord was initially meant to be a side attraction (Similar to Foxy in FNaF 1), due to a lack of ideas as to what the founders wanted to do with him, and a coding error that fucked up his personality chip sent him to the repair room permanently, and he ended up just becoming a playground rumor.

Similar to Tord, Paul and Pat WERE planned attractions, but due to the same lack of ideas as Tord, they were scrapped just after their exoskeletons were finished.

Also I like to imagine that the actual location would be similar to that of an actual british/international food restaurant, but that’s just me.

Yall are just feeding my brainrot omg

I love these

[edith-is-a-cat]

I would like to announce that I rarely talk about how much I love Idia on here because I'm doing it in a very specific channel on discord and with my irl

[nezz-cringe-crib]

lawlight week day 1: first (taste)

yes i do know there's another food sharing thing later on but that's for something else i've got cookin god i am so unbelievably excited to spam reblog every lawlight art i see OUDGH thank u lawlight week for feeding my brainrot yall match my freak

[bluebellowl]

Okay, so like your fnaf au with Ingo and Emmet gives me such brain rot, so I'm gonna introduce a possible idea!! What if there was like, a version of Akari that runs into Ingo after getting beat up?? Because I think it'd be fun (plus I feel like she'd be friends with Gregory, they both have little shit energy)

Welcome to the brainrot! yall keep feeding it the best sandwitches and it has grown too powerful!

Oh no poor Ingo! he's found two lost children and has no idea how to help them! And he's on low power! At this point the two children need to help Ingo. He's gonna feel bad about it very vocally for the entire adventure

"My apologies, little passengers. I have not been much help so far, have I?"

But what's your brainrot telling you? What mischief are Greg and Akari getting up to?

[star-captain]

Why did Grian think he could be a professor and a vigilante?

Overworked and underslept, Grian (aka the vigilante CuteGuy) finds himself battered in battle. Lucky for him, the greatest superhero in the city- and most dashing, in his own opinion- is there to protect his frenemy.

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AKA I too have gotten the ddvau brain brainrot, big thanks to @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 for not only creating such a fun, fascinating au, but also inspiring me to post hermitship on my writing account after 5 years in the fandom.

Yall don't know how hard it is to post an ao3 work in the backcountry plz enjoy I feed off praise

[nineinch-nailgun]

I'm so sorry mimic enjoyers I got caught up in my ultrakill brainrot and forgot about yall.

for the sake of keeping everything together I'm going to re-upload the stuff I've already written on quotev first so this is just the first chapter lol.

Weird Pet pt. 1

You'd never really been one to worry too much about mimics or any of the vita carnis. You lived in a remote area, it's not like you get a ton of human flesh eating monsters at your door everyday. 

Well. That was until you saw the absolutely massive fleshy prick standing dead center of your bedroom, in the middle of trying to fold his arm up so he could get under your bed and wait to kill you in your sleep.

Naturally, this scares the shit out of you, and him as well. He wasn't expecting to be caught red-handed, or for you to stare at him that way. He didn't really seem to know what to do, until you took off running, that is. You sprinted off down your hall, adrenaline forcing your body forward as fast as your legs could carry you. You had to think fast, he was barreling after you, his gangly legs having little to no coordination, resulting in him slamming againsta wall or two. As you ran into the living room you thought quickly, grabbing the nearest object- a lamp- and smashing against the mimic's head. 

He was dazed momentarily, stumbling back and making a strange sound similar to a whine and a growl. He regained himself, stumbling after you and lunging around to try and get to you. You didn't even know how you were still on your feet, you'd managed to jerk away from him to this point, you needed a plan. Slowly, an idea formulated in your head. You moved quickly, stumbling out of the living room to the stairs, he chased you down into your basement, lunging as far as he could to reach you- only missing you by a little and slamming right into the bottom step. He scorpioned over the last step, his legs flying over his head. Part of you felt bad, he seemed kinda shitty at this whole 'chase and kill' thing. Although your empathy made it difficult, you decided to use this to your advantage.

You rush past him as he tried to scramble back up, he looked at you with a weird slackjawed look, he raced up the stairs after you, only to get a face full of door. You slammed the door and locked it shut, hearing a loud thud against it, accompanied by a sliding sound. You backed away, hearing the sound of ragged breathing, and then a frustrated grunt from the now imprisoned mimic.

A day had gone by since you'd captured the mimic, and you hadn't let it out, or called anyone.. your initial plan was to let it starve in your basement, but that just seemed cruel at this point. So you did some research on what tastes like human flesh (which made you absolutely certain you'd wind up on a government watch list) and found that ham was pretty close to human meat. "OK, so I'll just get him some ham... yeah... feed the mimic." you muttered out loud, debating with yourself over whether or not you actually should go and get food for the freaky fucker in your basement. Eventually you gave in, closing your front door behind you to go to the local convenience store. 

When you got home a pit had grown in your stomach, if you decided to take care of the mimic, you might get attached. So when it decides to eat you it won't just hurt physically but also emotionally. Whatever, feed it anyways. You take the ham, wrapped in plastic towards your basement door, unwrapping it so he wouldn't choke, and then staring at the door for roughly 2 minutes, still arguing with yourself over whether or not even opening the door was a good idea. Slowly, you twisted the door know, you couldn't see where he was- but you could hear him breathing. You threw the ham in and quickly slammed the door shut. You stayed there for a moment, wondering if he'd come and investigate or not. You heard some shuffling, but that was it.

[sondheim-girly]

I'm gonna try and go on an outsiders ban for the next 24ish hours. No talking about it, consuming content about it (other than instagram stories cuz those disappear), no listening to the soundtrack, no doing anything that feeds my brainrot or contributes to it, and no tumblr. I'm gonna try and figure out who I am without this musical, and I believe I will find that my life is actually really boring. wish me luck, love yall!

[poetryvampire]

If the world was perfect and all my fav npcs could join the party and be romanced into floor I think my dream team would be Rolan, Zevlor, Wyll, Karlach and Astarion.

First of all, all adorable babes. Secondly, 50% tieflings hell yeah ba-by

idk I'm just dying for the character interactions.

●Rolan and Wyll would bond so hard like really confide in each other. They both have had so much hardship and would do anything for their family cry but ooh they'd be so snippy with each other. Just the deadliest snark.

●Zevlor and Astarion would just hate each until like act 3. Especially if Astarion is feeding off Tav, being the leader (or his lover if I'm at the wheel) Zevlor would be deeply productive of them and not happy about it. But slowly his distrust would melt into compassion and he'd care for him just like the rest of the team. Makes sure he's rested and fed and healed properly. Deep down Astarion's very moved by the genuine care.

●Karlach instantly treats Zevlor and Rolan like family, whether they like it or not Rolan👀. As warriors Zevlor and Karlach have great respect for each other, could listen to each other's stories for hours. Karlach teases the hell out of Rolan all the time. Now he's getting the younger sibling treatment rip.

●Holy gods i just need more Astarion and Karlach. Doing anything I need that chaos. And throw Rolan in there with them on a mission and just watch him be on the verge of a heart attack the whole time

●Meanwhile Wyll, Zevlor and Tav have finished their mission and have time to make a nice healthy dinner, even a great wine pairing. So efficient dear God.

● In my mind Zevlor plays guitar or some instrument idk so like consider Wyll starts teaching a dance while Zevlor plays. Hello?? I swoon forever. Also imagine the awkward amazing nightmare of teaching Rolan to dance.

● And wow I love Astarion x Karlach and Astarion x Wyll and Wyll x Karlach. And yall already know my feelings on Rolan and Zevlor so we have either two adorable throuples or a big happy polycule 🥰

Bones for Zevlovers: A Zevlor romance would def include him, sword in hand down on one knee pledging his devotion to you. An oathless paladin no more, he's fighting for you and your future together

Anyways I have such brainrot

[sillyhahasilly]

your takes on modern caldre aus? sorry if youve done this havent seen it on your blog :-)

hiii hello anon!! sorry this took so long! never ever feel bad for asking me for hcs and aus!! i love making them.

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the only thing I've posted abt modern caldre is that i dont think they would still shoot up their school. i still stand by this, let me elaborate. i think both of them would still be really mentally ill, but they wouldn't need to be repressed as much bc of social and societal changes of now compared to 2001. AND they would have better access to the internet and we all know there are loads of stuff to enjoy and communities to join and feel belonging in instead of plotting mass murder. still, i enjoy thinking of what zero day would have been like if it happened today too!!

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How would they have delt with covid?

lets say they would be seniors this year, like me. shit shut down in their 7th grade year and almost all of their 8th grade year would of been online. those are very much formative years lmao.

cal would js not do his work in online school. he would of been the kid playing video games and shit during zoom. andre would do decent online. he would enjoy not needing to deal w other people bs in person.

both would be really isolated, spending lots of time in their rooms. chronically online. !!tw sh!! i think this is when both of them would start shing. a lot of mental illnesses emerging.

cal would of been a discord kid during this time too. he dragged andre into it with him. i also think cal would e date some rando on discord.

i think they would also be fully realizing their sexualities during this time bc thats what everyone was doing on tik tok. gay ptide ig

andre would have a full on emo faze during lockdown that i dont think would ever go away.

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Other random modern hcs!!!

both of them would be into violent video games. andre would love CoD. cal would like horror games and watching people play them. they would pull all nighters js to play video games and drop slurs to anyone who is better then them.

kys jokes all the time.

both would watch gore all the time and send it to each other.

both would be such gatekeepers for like anything 😭😭 if an artist they listened too became "tiktokifed" they both would LOSE IT. if an underground indie movie blew up they liked they would rage message eachother abt it.

andre would fall for those fucking military adds. rip

andre would not like skibidi toilet shit idk what yall are on. he would find it so annoying. cal, tho, would find some brainrot shit funny.

I do kinda think andre would use tiktok sometimes but would never post. cal would use tik tok all the time and his fyp would be cursed. so would cals insta reel feed. I think both of them would have a soft spot for insta reels cuz they can be rlly mean on there.

yk those school confession pages? andre once sent one anonymously alluding that someone was gonna shoot up his school cuz he was really pissed and the page got shut down. admin threatened to get police involved. he is LUCKY no one looked into it too much. cal thought the whole situation was hilarious.

cal is chronically online and stays up late a lot on his phone/computer/wtv.

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that's all!!! this is very all over the place like my inspo for these lmao. if anyone has specific modern au requests lmk!! or any requests in general :)

[doodle-do-wop]

Lowkey you aren’t a good person

I was gonna ignore this because I highkey don't give a fuck babes✌️🤪😂😂😂😂 Do you see any flying monkeys carrying my fucks to give because I sure don't. Elphaba do you see the monkeys?!🙊

like Okay???? whatever??? say this off of anon so I can ignore you better

I'm not for everyone babes and I don't promote myself to be but also like you're just some sleemo wearing sunglasses with zero guts to say it to my face like a real person. If you're gonna make a statement, stand on business don't crawl to my ask box you roach

I don't have to 'prove' that I'm a good person to pests. Cause unlike you who spends time on anon saying nonsense I've got friends I adore and can brainrot with while showing them this lame anon ask and laughing. I'm living my best life, you're gathering dust in an inbox, we are not the same

lmao like what were you even expecting? Omggggg!!! 🤩🤩🤩✨thx for noticing XD, 💖i like, would've never guessed ✌️🤪😘

get outta here dog

what gave it away?:

liking keeper of the lost cities (full of red flags right there, total bad person behavior🚩)

reading (ugh how scandalous, we should go back to illiteracy)

drawing (HARD PASS! who even needs art am i right guys?)

drawing hot guys to feed the fandoms im in (how dare I, one with a knack for creating scrumptious looking guys feed a fandom art!!! the audacity!!! (dont worry yall I swear I'm working on gethen))

being funny (comedy isnt even real)

supporting my friends (come on heather chandler get it together)

listening to music (RED FLAG!!)

liking Percy Jackson and the Olympians (ugh a MALE protagonist?!)

liking Gallagher Girls (ugh a FEMALE protagonist?!)

supporting Alina Lavanza (women aren't allowed hobbies such as being hot, sexy, power hungry, or singing)

dancing (tsk tsk tsk)

saying Sophie's birthday is August 16 (she's clearly a resses pieces rising moon star!)

wearing shoes (HARLOT!!)

not wearing shoes (WENCH)

burping (THE HORRORS!!!!)

I had my fun but for realsies now: LMAOOOO GIRL BE FFR WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE 🤣🤣😚 stay mad girly poo

[turnipoddity]

honestly as someone who is also constantly creating saw fan content and has been wrestling with the brainrot for a while, it's a relief to know there's more of us out there, lol. it's always a delight to see your new pieces, your style is so beautiful and expressive and your character interpretations are so, so fun <3 thank you for feeding us with your amazing works!

DEFINETELY MANY OF US OUT THERE!! There’s not many times i feel thirsty for content out here it’s always flowin!!! THANK YOU so much saw fan content creators yall are my life line fr. I love yall

[tfshouldidohere]

i wanna [read as: i will die if i do not read it] read a fanfic about present!SKZ (like them in our current timeline, all super successful and shit) accidentally entering a timehole thingy and traveling to the past when they were pre-debut (like specifically around the time of the survival show)

someone needs to feed me this specific fanfic-prompt, like i need to read this now or else i might commit war crimes in my sleep

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

goddamn. genuinely didnt think id make it this far - i was convinced id lose interest and give up like a month in (and i came pretty damn close a few times) but here we fuckin are. 1,150 posts and 273 followers later (and fuck im still not over those numbers what the hell) and were still going strong.

i originally only made this account to find a way to purge my davesprite brainrot, and instead i found the coolest fucking community that i ever could have been a part of - shoutout to. everyone in the bdhs server really but especially fae, charlie, rand and the insufferableprick mod for putting up with and feeding into my dsprite autism <3 im not apologising for the things ive said. also all the anons on here (especially my regulars,, love yall) and all the other bdhs accounts ive interacted with. this shit wouldnt be nearly as fun without you guys

okay genuine emotion over uhhh penids :thumbsup: see yall at day 200 because my brainrot aint ending any time soon