#cal hcs

[sillyhahasilly]

iiiii need caldre vacation hcs like the kriegmans go to the beach or something for vacation and bring cal

im so sorry this took so long. this is the second time im typing most of this cause my STUPID COMPUTER decided to freeze and i had to restart it. but anyway...

CALDRE VACATION HCS

both of their fans would be the type to let their kid bring along their best bud

the gabriels let cal bring andre for 2 reasons: 1) they already r bring 3 kids, whats one more? 2) their kids act better w a non-family member around. also, cals little sibs are closer in age and relationship so cal kinda hangs by himself a lot. his parents are nice enough to let andre come w that reason alone.

the kriegmans let andre bring cal bc andre is a asshole! he is that mf who complains that his parents are making him go to the bahamas (tho, i dont think the kriegmans would go on that type of vacations). andre doesnt like family time, but he likes cal time, so when cal is there he is less of a little bitch and whiny. plus, his parents love cal bc of how good he is at acting normal and sucking up to parents. they think he is a good influence (most of the time) on their anger issues antisocial son (lol)!

andre's fam canonically has a vacation home. andre and cal spend the 4th there (i think) they visit it a lot, and cal comes most of the time. when it starts to get closer to zd though, andre argues his way into being left behind so him and cal can have his house to themselves.

the kreigmans go on vacations more than the gabrials (less kids to spend money on and vacation home)

caldre at the kriegmans vacation home !!!

the home has 2 bedrooms! the one for the kids has a bunkbed. orignally meant for andre and his older brother. now it works perfectly for him and cal.

as u can see from the firework videos that the home is on a lake! cal and andre fuck around on the beach of the lake. they swim and rustle in the water, they fish sometimes (but arent very good at it), and sometimes they go on a boat.

once on said boat, cal started rocking it as a joke. at first andre mad and like, "tf are you doing we are gonna fall" but cal's laughter and playfulness is contagious so eventually he joined in. they tipped into the water. even tho andre yelled his ass off at cal, it is his best summer memory.

i really mean it when i say they have had their best times together at the summer home. it's like a different world there, separate from all the shit that makes them hate themselves and the world sm. (would anyone be interested in a fic abt this)

when they were both older, like senior year, andre tries his best to convince his parents to let them go to the summer home on their own. i dont think they would be allowed to tho. andre is pissed af about it.

the woods near the cabin is where andre's dad took him hunting as a kid. i think he prob took both cal and andre hunting once.

small nsfw warning!!

erm them fucking in their room and needed to stay rlly quiet so andre's parents dont hear them thru the thin cabin walls. also them fucking in the rural woods near the cabin. yea.

kriegmans go to the beach???? (what anon suggested!!)

(i have literally never seen the ocean so i am basing this off of my experience w lakes lmao. sorry man).

Connecticut is up against an ocean so they travel there! not very far at all.

cal sunburns like crazy. andre and his family doesnt (that mexican blood) so they dont really worry much abt properly applying sunscreen. cal isnt good at taking care of himself and andre's parents didnt assume they would need to help a preteen w that so the first time he came home BURNT. after that mrs. kriegman started making sure cal was covered.

tw sh! cal wears long sleeve swim shirts. he says its bc he burns so easily, which is part of the reason, but its mainly to cover up sh. also, sometimes he needs to be cautious abt getting his cuts in the water. but cal is careless w that stuff so he doesnt let him stop it much.

mmm andre in swim shorts shirtless w a chain on his neck and oiled up w some sunscreen mmm.

andre more or less enjoys the beach but cal doesnt for reasons stated above.

andre really enjoys the water. he likes going really deep and trying to spot fish. he brings some fuckass googles that he looks stupid in to see underwater.

cal likes to stay near the shore or on a floaty. he likes to sit and play around w the sand, drawing lines and building mounds.

they both, andre more outwardly cuz its his family, try to drag the group to a more quiet spot on the beach cause they dont like people.

[treasure-goblin]

hmmm I feel like I kinda know a lot about you ! but here are my hcs anyway .D

you have short , blond curly hair

your voice is kinda deep and you’re really good at singing

when you were younger , you really liked gymnastics

you don’t like peppers

These are all based on vibes so I could be totally off

DUUUUUUUDE YOU ARE SOOOOO CLOSE WTF /POS

[calwasfound]

heart of the sea

[sillyhahasilly]

THANK YOU!! THIS IS SO GOOD

physical affection hcs?? not nsfw, unless u want to, but cuddling and shit.

of course! can be read as romantic or platonic

andre

he is really really really awkward when it comes to physical affection with someone he isn’t really close with

he won’t initiate anything on his own

if you ask him to be more physically affectionate, he’d like give you a side hug

HOWEVER the closer you get with him the more comfortable he’d be with physical contact

he doesn’t like pda tho…

he would give short hugs, keeps his arm on your shoulder but that’s about it for public

in private? different story

he likes the feeling of someone laying on top of him, the pressure feels nice to him (coughcoughautism)

deep down he loves being little spoon but he has to be REALLY comfortable with u to even ask

if you like giving random kisses and ur only friends he’d feel a bit weird at first but he’d get used to it

he ends up even liking the quick pecks on his cheek as a greeting!

tbh i think of everything he likes holding hands the most

it’s just so simple and ur close n touching but ur also at a distance

his hands are a tad bit sweaty tho

cal

he is way more physically affectionate but it’s not overbearing yknow

arm around the waist is his favorite way to hold u i just know it

the type to walk up behind u and wrap his arms around u with his chin on ur head/shoulder

if ur equally/more affectionate he doesn’t mind at all! he quickly adapts

u like greeting w tight hugs? he can do that

he doesn’t care about pda, he’s not obnoxious about it but he does it

in private he cannot keep his hands off u

if ur watching tv or a movie he is cuddling up into you and he dozes off so now ur trapped

he gives hand kisses without thinking

speaking of kisses… if ur just friends and u like showing affection through pecks he literally doesn’t mind

might tease u a bit

“if u wanted to makeout u could just ask”

he has cold hands he WILL make u hold his hand when and whereever

[stealingpotatoes]

random thought of the day: do you think Cordova braided Cere's hair or do you think she did it herself?

Then did Cere try to do the same for Trilla?

sorry i need 5-7 business days to recover from thinking abt trilla and cere for 12 seconds

[calilk]

GEHDBISHENDJHD GRIAN WE ARE SORRY

[operationandre]

hot take: andre kriegman is a little spoon. he will never let anyone know about it except for cal and his mom. when he was little and had nightmares, his mom used to hold him until he calmed down. now, he lays with cal's arms wrapped around him, though this time there is no cause for this embrace like nightmares or fear, just the love the boys have for one another.

[soelvfiskart]

[freakinnefor]

you’re so pass remarkable, cal…

[zerodayslefttolive]

cal and andre

[sillyhahasilly]

modern cal and andre would regularly make minecraft worlds and search for a beautiful spot in creative just to blow it up/set it on fire.

modern andre would be really into minecraft redstone contraptions (to blow stuff up).

they would DESTROY villages after looting them; set the buildings on fire, set the VILLAGERS on fire, trap villagers and "torture" them, and blow shit up.

modern cal is a decent builder and really good grinder for resources bc of that adhd fixation. andre would be more focused on beating the actual game and minmaxxing using info he got from yt (hes not very good at it).

[treasure-goblin]

Headcanon!

You like your hair loose as they're fun to shake around and play with

Ooooh that's mostly correct!

Yall are supposed to be giving me headcanons, not facts about me /lh /j

[agentoffangirling]

I refuse to believe that Daisy would just leave Cal after his mind was wiped by S.H.I.E.L.D. Like can you imagine

-Daisy stopping by the vet clinic every week to talk with him and buy him lunch

-They go out on his breaks, taking light strolls down the avenue

-She starts getting to know all of the pets coming in, memorizing them by name and what they have going on

-Sneaking them treats when Cal isn't looking

-Getting so attached to the strays they pick up that she names them

-All of them are named after Percy Jackson characters (Daisy is a PJO kid, fight me on it)

-Daisy ends up adopting a small cat and is always bringing it back to base to show off to the rest of the team

-Said cat was given to Simmons after she came out of the portal for comfort

[crypticdesire]

cw: mild possessiveness, implied murder

yandere!knight who grew up inside the castle walls and found themselves always watching the child of the king. they were taught that their training was necessary to protect the royal family, so why wouldn’t they develop an interest in you? knowing details about you was the best way to protect you, so they slowly became obsessed with observing you from an appropriate distance. 

yandere!knight who finally became directly assigned to guard you when you're both adults. there was another knight being considered, but they were unfortunately killed by a thief during a trip to a nearby town. they were more suitable for the job anyway, understanding the needs of the royal heir more than any other knight, surely. who would be more attentive than them? 

yandere!knight who notices that you’ve become more curious about what lies outside the castle walls, overhearing your persistent questions directed at your parents, tutor, and other palace staff. they wonder why you’ve never directed one of your questions towards them. they probably wouldn’t have the answers you were looking for, growing up within the castle’s walls themselves, but they yearned for you to speak more than a few passing words to them. to look into their eyes and see how deeply they cared for you. to see how dedicated they were to serving you. to see how eagerly they would fulfill any of your requests. they wanted to know you felt comforted by their presence in the same way they were comforted by yours.

yandere!knight who becomes desperate enough to bridge the gap between you two that they offer to sneak you into town one night. the excitement that flashes onto your face creates a feeling within them akin to drinking a sip of cool water after going without it for days. that sip turns into a long chug when your hands finally touch, their skin making contact with your skin, as they help you onto the horse that will take you from the stables to the outskirts of the town. now that they’ve felt your hands on their waist, the normal distance placed between you feels too far. surely this feeling means they are destined to always be by your side, right?

yandere!knight who feels drunk on your laughter as they sit with you in a local tavern. a cloak hides most of your face, but your face would be recognized by few anyway with the only commoners to know your appearance being those that work in the palace. they’re sure they are in a dream when you grasp their hand pulling them with you to join the group of lively impromptu people dancing. they can’t help but think how they are the reason for your bright eyes and wide smile. it confirms that no one could know you better than they do. no one could tend to your needs better than they could. 

yandere!knight who wished they didn’t have to sneak you back into your room to have a wall separating you once again. but the giddiness of growing closer to you would linger, making them determined to take you into town again. the trips into town would be a secret they shared with you, which is why they couldn’t ignore the eyes that saw you two walking back from the stables to the castle. surely, one of the insignificant grounds keepers wouldn’t think that the knight tasked with protecting the royal heir wouldn’t notice their presence. the grounds keeper was predictably naive, being easily found alone in the stables. to ensure you could sneak into town again, they couldn’t risk someone exposing your secret. threatening your happiness. ruining the knight’s chances of being someone you relied on for protection and happiness. the grounds keeper should be happy to be given the opportunity to serve the royal family even after death as fertilizer for their expansive garden. they couldn’t pose any threat then. washing the blood off their hands a couple hours later, they wondered if the sight of them would cause you to be appalled or pleased by the evidence of their deep devotion to you. one couldn’t ask for a more dedicated knight, right?

" i'm not leaving. my life has been dedicated to serving you, so please use me "

you can check out the other yandere characters i'm developing in my pinned post !

[hetfieldlvr]

SOME OF MY ZERO DAY HEAD CANNONS🤓☝️ (they are real bad and random)

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- andre probably had some type of jealousy at cals ‘attractiveness’ but he wouldn’t say anything.

-when andre and cal would have sleepovers, whoever’s house they were in the guest would be forced to sleep on he floor (ex: when they slept at andre’s house, andre would make cal sleep on the floor while andre would be cozied up in bed)

-andre got bullied more than cal but andre would just be pissed over it and cal would have a total crash out, EVEN THO CAL DOESNT GET BULLIED A WHOLE LOT.

-cal has tried to get andre and rachel to be friends once but when he left the room they sat there waiting for him to come back and when he did they began to talk again.

-rachel thought cal was gay for andre for a little bit.

-andre hates doing presentations. not because he’s nervous but because he hates everyone in his classes.

-when andre said he wanted to shoot up the school for the very first time cal was like 😲

-if Ark was made in the 2000s, cal would play it and andre would clown on him for it.

-cal would order pizzas to ‘bother’ andre but andre does NOT care🙅‍♀️ (cuz he making money🤑)

-every time cal would do something weird, andre would ignore it because he either does not care, didnt really process what he said, or thinks that cal says this type of shit all the time.

-andre would pretend to throw punches at cal but he would use so much force that sometimes he actually does punch him and he would say “oops” and try not to laugh.

-when andre would drink like a coke or something and he has to burp, he taps on cals shoulder and when cal looks at him he would burp in cals face🙁

-when cal would think about shooting himself on zero day he would get sad at how he wouldn’t be able to talk to andre when he’s dead.

-i’m sure younger people (freshmen, and sophomores) would have a hallway crush on andre and cal.

-andre was considering if he should hang out with cal, after people called them fags for being together so much.

[naturalbornluvr]

2024 zero day!!

- cal is a "male manipulator"

- andre throws his phone cuz of dti and he bullies the kids in the lobby after he doesn't get podium

- the boys both hate taylor swift

- rachel is a downtown girl or wtv. she loves gilmore girls and the bow trend too

- maddie is a lowk a sephora kid

- eric is a skibidi toilet kid

- brad is one of those stoner pj pants at school guys

- the promgoers all have each other added on airbuds, bereal, all of those kinda apps