#cal hcs

[sillyhahasilly]

this might be controversial but I don't think modern day caldre would shoot up their school. I js think they'd be really fucking annoying and regular mentally ill.

[treasure-goblin]

hmmm I feel like I kinda know a lot about you ! but here are my hcs anyway .D

you have short , blond curly hair

your voice is kinda deep and you’re really good at singing

when you were younger , you really liked gymnastics

you don’t like peppers

These are all based on vibes so I could be totally off

DUUUUUUUDE YOU ARE SOOOOO CLOSE WTF /POS

[sillyhahasilly]

cal told andre that when they die they'll come back and fuck w any of the people on their kill list that survived (which ended up being practically all) and andre js rolls his eyes, not believing that they are gonna die or be able to come back.

the first time they tried the oujia board, cal tried to contact past dead school shooters 😭😭. andre made comments making fun of them about how their endeavors practically failed (hint hint the columbine guys) and THATS when the planchette moved. it made andre laugh his ass off but cal freaked tf out.

cal 1000000% believes in ghosts while andre is the biggest skeptic. they bought an ouiji board to test in andre's basement. it moved, but andre refuses to believe it was anything other than cal moving it around with his fingers. still, cal tries to convince him with bloody mary or charlie charlie, but none of them ever work.

[calwasfound]

heart of the sea

[stealingpotatoes]

random thought of the day: do you think Cordova braided Cere's hair or do you think she did it herself?

Then did Cere try to do the same for Trilla?

sorry i need 5-7 business days to recover from thinking abt trilla and cere for 12 seconds

[levemetal]

Dual calamities Qijiu AU save me.... save me Dual Calamity Qijiu...

Yes they are wearing each other's former coats/outer layer and tons of matching accessory and garment pieces why do you ask

Details under the cut/Rambling ahead

Dual calamities AU, post pidw. SJ kills himself on the shards of Xuan Su by swallowing them. Qijiu end up entwined into one ghost amalgamation, their combined regrets hatred spite and resentment and everything creating a nearly supreme/calamity level ghost. They go off indiscriminately murdering in the demon realm in a mindless unaware rampage, consuming ghosts and demons alike and becoming stronger until they are strong enough to be aware once more.

Luo Binghe becomes aware of the new calamity too late, due to his distraction with the Bingge vs Bingmei extra happenings, and ends up regretting it as he fails to catch up to them time and time again, despite attempting to chase down the new calamity that slaughtered half the demons in a mindless rage.

It could go down the Bingqijiu path or be simply Qijiu retreating somewhere to live in peace. Maybe being annoyed later on by Hua Cheng and/or He Xuan, maybe even Bai Wuxiang once. They kick Qi Rong off a mountain once, when he comes to annoy them for the title only to prove that is not a calamity (unfortunately for him, ily stinky green ghost). SJ is gonna have the time of his life roasting his ass. Qi Rong will leave both in pieces and tears.

Their only disadvantage really is that they cannot seperate too much, physically. But I imagine after being in each other's brains after the soul merge they don't particularly care to be (nor would they want to be. This is Qijiu we're talking about.) It's Qijiu's codependant dream. Xuan Su sewed them together and actually they are very very codependant and possessive after everything so this is just fine. They probably even have a Xuan Su blood weapon, that heeds both their commands and calls. While fighting they synchronise, with YQY being the strength and SJ the brains.

I imagine YQY is able to conjure the arrows that pierced him as spiritual projectiles, and SJ chains that bound him in the water prison. Their strength was cultivated by absorbing and devouring other ghosts and demons.

@ace-shenanigans came up with the lovely title "jade dragon stalks bamboo" which is a much better title than I could ever hope to come up with. Thank you for listening to my mad ramblings

I've been wanting to draw and think on this for a while, of how grotesque to make the initial ghost + the later higher cultivation form. But basically the kiln and everything would count them as one ghost, probably a dual title too. They'd be like a myth amongst the realms, retreating to a comfortable mountain peak with bamboo, occassionally off to hunt down slavers.

[sillyhahasilly]

THANK YOU!! THIS IS SO GOOD

physical affection hcs?? not nsfw, unless u want to, but cuddling and shit.

of course! can be read as romantic or platonic

andre

he is really really really awkward when it comes to physical affection with someone he isn’t really close with

he won’t initiate anything on his own

if you ask him to be more physically affectionate, he’d like give you a side hug

HOWEVER the closer you get with him the more comfortable he’d be with physical contact

he doesn’t like pda tho…

he would give short hugs, keeps his arm on your shoulder but that’s about it for public

in private? different story

he likes the feeling of someone laying on top of him, the pressure feels nice to him (coughcoughautism)

deep down he loves being little spoon but he has to be REALLY comfortable with u to even ask

if you like giving random kisses and ur only friends he’d feel a bit weird at first but he’d get used to it

he ends up even liking the quick pecks on his cheek as a greeting!

tbh i think of everything he likes holding hands the most

it’s just so simple and ur close n touching but ur also at a distance

his hands are a tad bit sweaty tho

cal

he is way more physically affectionate but it’s not overbearing yknow

arm around the waist is his favorite way to hold u i just know it

the type to walk up behind u and wrap his arms around u with his chin on ur head/shoulder

if ur equally/more affectionate he doesn’t mind at all! he quickly adapts

u like greeting w tight hugs? he can do that

he doesn’t care about pda, he’s not obnoxious about it but he does it

in private he cannot keep his hands off u

if ur watching tv or a movie he is cuddling up into you and he dozes off so now ur trapped

he gives hand kisses without thinking

speaking of kisses… if ur just friends and u like showing affection through pecks he literally doesn’t mind

might tease u a bit

“if u wanted to makeout u could just ask”

he has cold hands he WILL make u hold his hand when and whereever

[bisexualmcqueen]

(sketch dump) they do bite

part of a headcanon non (@/youhavehitawall) has where basically racers get to look extra badass and have fangs. ive adopted the hc also now. biting and attacking etc etc

[calilk]

GEHDBISHENDJHD GRIAN WE ARE SORRY

[soelvfiskart]

[sillyhahasilly]

Can we plz have some headcanons for Cal/Andre comforting the other one after a bad day? :) 💗

caldre hurt/comfort hcs!!

such a good idea bro.

when andre has had a bad day it's usually bc smth (bullying) happened at school or he got overwhelmed with emotional anger from whatever. he becomes more snappy and erratic. he has quiet panic attacks where he doesn't cry or shake or anything and all of it happens in his head. others don't notice, but cal isn't others. andre isn't happy that cal can read him like a book bc he doesn't like being emotionally vulnerable, but there is not much he can do abt that.

to comfort andre cal:

let's him angerly rant abt wtv is bothering him. he watches andre get embrassingly mad abt it, but doesn't say anything, letting andre express his emotions w out even jokingly making fun of him because andre rarely opens up anyway.

brings up the upcoming zd and how they are going to show everyone, saying how none of the shit people do to andre means anything bc andre is sm better than them. cal knows how andre views zd as sort of childlike justice and destruction, and letting him fall back on that belief makes andre feel better.

joking around w andre abt unrelated shit to wtv is bothering him. making him smile and laugh and momentarily forget abt life is smth cal is very good at.

planning smth for them to do that he knows andre would go along w without question. he will tell him, pick me up at this time, and when he's picked up he says, let's go here. he leads them to places or things that andre will enjoy.

grounding touch when andre let's him. a hand on his shoulder or back, rubbing circles into his arm or wrist, a hug that's a little awkward.

grounding touch when they cross the line into becoming more of a romantic/sexual unlabeled relationship is different tho. cal will spoon andre and put his arms around him. play with the hair on the back of his neck. kiss his neck non sexually. (nsfw warning) distract him w consensual sexual favors, like blowing him.

when cal is upset it's usually bc of his derealization and dissociation and/or desire to die, sometimes happening for no decernable reason while other times bc smth at school triggered it. he zones out and his conversations and actions are disjointed from reality. think the last scene in the car before the shooting where cal took a while to respond to anything andre said as an example.

to comfort cal, andre:

invites him to do some mindless tasks w him, like play video games. he sometimes w drive them somewhere but tell cal he needs his help w directions from a map or smth bc that keeps cal's mind in the forefront.

I think andre would be very aware of cal's emotional state all the time, even tho it's not obv. cal doesn't think andre can tell at all. andre js doesn't know what to do to help and he gets in his head about it, not wanting to make things worse bc he silently cares sm.

he learned quick that talking abt zd can make things worse for cal when he is in those states, so he avoids it.

he invites cal to stay the night at his house so he can be away from his busy family of whom he would need to mask around.

he js let's cal talk slow and dissociate, whether it's good for him of not. cal appreciates it tho bc he feels like someone is always trying to get him to be normal, so it's nice to js be.

cal likes hugs, so andre hugs him even tho he is weird abt physical affection at times.

when things have been really bad w cal for a while, andre will buy a new video game or cd for them to share together to try and cheer him up. it sometimes works.

there ya go!! if anyone wants to to elaborate on any of this lmk I'd be happy to :]

[treasure-goblin]

Headcanon!

You like your hair loose as they're fun to shake around and play with

Ooooh that's mostly correct!

Yall are supposed to be giving me headcanons, not facts about me /lh /j

[operationandre]

hot take: andre kriegman is a little spoon. he will never let anyone know about it except for cal and his mom. when he was little and had nightmares, his mom used to hold him until he calmed down. now, he lays with cal's arms wrapped around him, though this time there is no cause for this embrace like nightmares or fear, just the love the boys have for one another.

[freakinnefor]

you’re so pass remarkable, cal…

[naturalbornluvr]

oooh cal hcs next!!

meow

more cal hcs ! little tw for sh

- his favorite color is red (said this before but yea.) specifically blood red

- when he was caught smoking weed, it was with rachel and andre bailed him out of jail with chris

- we see that his bed is a bunkbed in his first video diary. he used to share it with maddie before eric was born and now them two share a room bcs they’re both way younger than cal (parent’s decision)

- his dad takes the kids fishing but cal stopped wanting to go when he was 15 ish

- he’s a picky eater. he has the taste palette of a 5 year old and his favorite food is chicken tenders

- he’s actually not that insecure looks wise. he knows he looks good (which is an understatement obviously) but he’ll never say he does

- but he is insecure of his personality sometimes, he thinks he’s either being too quiet or annoying ppl

- his grades have never rlly been the best but andre has tutored him before

- he never wears his retainer

- his favorite part of his body is his hair/eyes

- he likes giving andre the blue eye stare

- he takes american psycho seriously and he thinks he’s patrick bateman

- he is also bi

- he would fw tyler the creator heavy (andre would too probably)

- he has a little collection of knives (we see one in the scene where they’re in the car b4 they walk into the school on zero day and another on the website thing) he cuts with these and pencil sharpener blades on his arms

- he sees zero day as a suicide/take them all down with me sorta thing. he was not having fun during it, he wanted to get shit done

- his mom buys his hygiene stuff. (remember that one post that ethan made like with the spongebob 3 in 1? he’d use that)

- he is atheist or agnostic secretly but he loves christmas and his parents drag him to church every sunday

- he barely sleeps and he jerks off, cuts, plays video games, etc at night

- his dick is prettyyy teehee

- his favorite animal is sharks. he’s one of those shark facts guys

- he has energy drink cans all over his room

- he drinks soda, energy drinks, juice, chocolate milk, basically anything but water

- if he was gen z he would make thirst traps. not cringy ones but he’d play guitar to show off his hands or lipsynch deftones songs or something

- him, maddie, and eric used to have a goldfish and it died in like a week and their parents got them a couple replacements until they js gave up

[zerodayslefttolive]

cal and andre