#cal hcs

[treasure-goblin]

hmmm I feel like I kinda know a lot about you ! but here are my hcs anyway .D

you have short , blond curly hair

your voice is kinda deep and you’re really good at singing

when you were younger , you really liked gymnastics

you don’t like peppers

These are all based on vibes so I could be totally off

DUUUUUUUDE YOU ARE SOOOOO CLOSE WTF /POS

[calwasfound]

heart of the sea

[stealingpotatoes]

random thought of the day: do you think Cordova braided Cere's hair or do you think she did it herself?

Then did Cere try to do the same for Trilla?

sorry i need 5-7 business days to recover from thinking abt trilla and cere for 12 seconds

[tubbiecustardt]

hawk tuah!

[bloodstainedveil]

ANDRE KRIEGMAN. HEADCANONS || ZERO DAY

andre kriegman as a boyfriend // a lil angst? // tw suggestive! // gn!reader // headcanons

andre kriegman, who believes it’s his job to take care of you. he’ll insist on driving you home, paying for your food when you’re out together, shoving his jacket in your arms when it’s cold. it’s not open for discussion—it’s just how he’s been raised.

andre kriegman, who gets embarrassed as hell when his parents say nice things about you. his father will make a comment in german, and andre will turn red, mumbling, “it’s nothing.” when you ask him what mr kriegman meant.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t handle arguments well. he’ll raise his voice, maybe slam his palm on the table in frustration, but he’ll never touch you—his anger is loud but always directed at himself or the situation, not you.

andre kriegman, who is totally an ass guy, oogling you shamelessly every time you’re wearing tight jeans.

andre kriegman, who isn’t big on initiating PDA but will kiss you on the cheek or hold your hand when he thinks no one’s watching.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t do flowers and sappy shit (except for valentine’s day or your anniversary) but will randomly bring you something practical—a pack of your favourite gum, a soda you like—because he remembers the things you’ve mentioned.

andre kriegman, who is pragmatic and always prepared. every time you hang out, he has breath mints or gum in his pocket. just in case you decide to kiss him.

andre kriegman, who takes you on “random” dates but secretly spends hours meticulously planning every detail, down to what route to drive so you guys can stay in the car for a bit longer.

andre kriegman, who drives with one hand on the wheel and the other resting on your thigh, his thumb absently rubbing circles. he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it—it’s basically second nature by now.

andre kriegman, who always seems a little stiff when he’s shirtless, self-conscious of his bacne. but you’re quick to distract him by running your fingers through his hair or kissing along his happy trail, which he secretly loves even though he’d rather die than admit it.

andre kriegman, who gets jealous without realising it, his mood souring whenever mel the cat earns a kiss on the head that should’ve been his.

andre kriegman, who tries to balance his time between you and cal. heavy emphasis on “try”.

andre kriegman, who secretly thinks that you’re too good for him.

andre kriegman, who lies on his back in bed, alone, arms outstretched, holding his video camera. his room is pitch black, the only source of light coming from the flickering screen, showing shaky, grainy footage of you holding a beer, laughing with friends and talking about something trivial.

andre kriegman, who rewinds the part where you notice him filming, the way your eyes flicker toward the camera like a character breaking the fourth wall before you walk closer. the camera shakes as your face comes into view, the grainy footage catches a brief flash of your smile before the screen blurs—you hand batting his away, forcing andre to drop his arm. the camera spins wildly, the view distorting, and for a split second, everything is a chaotic blur.

andre kriegman, who watches in silence as the camera focuses on the kitchen floor, the lens catching nothing but the tiled surface. muffled catcalls and laughter echo from the background as you press your lips against his cheek.

andre kriegman, who has brief moments of doubt while watching these videos. his finger hovering between the “replay” and “delete” option, wondering if he’s making a mistake.

andre kriegman, who still videotapes you, but there’s something different in the way he frames the shots now.

andre kriegman, who starts zoning out more often. you’ll be talking about something random, and his eyes will glaze over, staring a hundred yards past you.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t mention your name once in the last tape he and cal film. he keeps his expression neutral, his tone matter-of-fact. because he refuses to drag you into the media shitstorm he knows will follow… the one scrap of kindness he can afford to give you.

andre kriegman, who drove by your house the night before zero day. he didn’t come in or anything, just looked up at your bedroom window from his car in silence.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t believe in happy endings but still hopes you get one, even if he knows he won’t be a part of it.

um not sure how i feel about this one.. sorry

[levemetal]

Dual calamities Qijiu AU save me.... save me Dual Calamity Qijiu...

Yes they are wearing each other's former coats/outer layer and tons of matching accessory and garment pieces why do you ask

Details under the cut/Rambling ahead

Dual calamities AU, post pidw. SJ kills himself on the shards of Xuan Su by swallowing them. Qijiu end up entwined into one ghost amalgamation, their combined regrets hatred spite and resentment and everything creating a nearly supreme/calamity level ghost. They go off indiscriminately murdering in the demon realm in a mindless unaware rampage, consuming ghosts and demons alike and becoming stronger until they are strong enough to be aware once more.

Luo Binghe becomes aware of the new calamity too late, due to his distraction with the Bingge vs Bingmei extra happenings, and ends up regretting it as he fails to catch up to them time and time again, despite attempting to chase down the new calamity that slaughtered half the demons in a mindless rage.

It could go down the Bingqijiu path or be simply Qijiu retreating somewhere to live in peace. Maybe being annoyed later on by Hua Cheng and/or He Xuan, maybe even Bai Wuxiang once. They kick Qi Rong off a mountain once, when he comes to annoy them for the title only to prove that is not a calamity (unfortunately for him, ily stinky green ghost). SJ is gonna have the time of his life roasting his ass. Qi Rong will leave both in pieces and tears.

Their only disadvantage really is that they cannot seperate too much, physically. But I imagine after being in each other's brains after the soul merge they don't particularly care to be (nor would they want to be. This is Qijiu we're talking about.) It's Qijiu's codependant dream. Xuan Su sewed them together and actually they are very very codependant and possessive after everything so this is just fine. They probably even have a Xuan Su blood weapon, that heeds both their commands and calls. While fighting they synchronise, with YQY being the strength and SJ the brains.

I imagine YQY is able to conjure the arrows that pierced him as spiritual projectiles, and SJ chains that bound him in the water prison. Their strength was cultivated by absorbing and devouring other ghosts and demons.

@ace-shenanigans came up with the lovely title "jade dragon stalks bamboo" which is a much better title than I could ever hope to come up with. Thank you for listening to my mad ramblings

I've been wanting to draw and think on this for a while, of how grotesque to make the initial ghost + the later higher cultivation form. But basically the kiln and everything would count them as one ghost, probably a dual title too. They'd be like a myth amongst the realms, retreating to a comfortable mountain peak with bamboo, occassionally off to hunt down slavers.

[andre-and-cal]

Cal who becomes easily aroused from Andre’s anger.

Whenever Andre responds with fury, Cal experiences this undeniable pressure between his legs, this throbbing ache telling him to touch himself.

Andre snapping at someone in public doesn’t necessarily set him in a terrible position, however. If Andre’s observably fuming at an entitled individual, Calvin feels nothing. When Andre shifts his frustrations to him, though… sometimes he needs to walk a little funny so that his hard-on is at least somewhat comfortable in his pants.

But as soon as he feels his knees buckle, he needs to sit his ass down.

Andre catches on after a while, maybe observes the hint of a bulge present in the inseam of his shorts or jeans. Though, it is a little harder to see in jeans.

He’s in disbelief that Cal’s this fucking weird— he always thought Cal was, at the very least, mostly similar to him.

But no. He’s a goddamn pervert.

[cybershootercal]

WHATSAPP if it was ZERO DAY

911: THE PERPETRATORS name is ANDRE 🥀

@amnotgayandre: I NEED cock Calvin

911: ANDRE can you PICK UP? 🥀💦

Rachel: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

[virtualvodkaa]

caldre hcs: nsfw/sfw

• cal says his favorite movie is final destination, but andre swears it’s actually shrek.

• andre enjoys the soft pretzels from auntie anne’s, and when cal loses andre in the mall, he knows that’s exactly where he is.

• andre uses a bookmark, and keeps his books pristine and organized. cal dog ears his books, and prefers paperback to hardcover because “they look better when aged and bent. hardcover is too neat.”

• cal carries a lighter in his pocket, despite hardly smoking. he just enjoys flicking it, it calms him down. andre doesn’t mind the repetitive sound of the gear turning so harshly, and tends to watch cal mindlessly play with it.

• cal had the lighter in his pocket during zero day.

• cals hands are regularly freezing.

• sometimes cal lets the lighter burn for a few seconds too long, then presses the hot metal to his fingertips to feel the warmth.

• andre has walked in on cal masturbating, it shocked him momentarily. the gore website cal had open continued to play when andre come through the door, cal whimpered for andre to finish him off.

• andre ties cals shoes sometimes, cal only allows andre to baby him in such ways when no one’s around. they keep their relationship a secret, so when andre attempts to grab cals hand or do little things for him in public, cal gets red in the face and sort of pushes andre away.

• andre acts differently on camera, and it varies on how cal feels about it. cal says andre “acts tough” for the imaginary audience.

• andre doesn’t like to admit it, but he gets so hot when cal talks about zero day. during the shooting, andre’s bulge was aching watching cal’s dominant side come out so proudly.

• mel loves cal as much as she loves andre, and meows incessantly when cal comes over or when she hears cals voice from outside.

• cal is allergic to cats, but after so much time around mel, his allergies subsided.

• andre and cal take turns being the little spoon.

• cal is easily able to calm andre. depending on severity of the situation, he can assess the damage and quickly respond appropriately. distraction is the most affective.

• andre holds cal tight when cal gets highly upset. cal tends to smack his face, punch his head and pull his own hair out of frustration. andre finds squeezing cal to his chest relaxes cal, forcing him to stop hurting himself due to the tightness of the hug.

• andre loves cals hands, he finds them quite attractive.

• cal loves andres hands, he finds the masculinity and veins really hot.

- @princesssquash

[cherryy-bullet]

Lazy Cal Headcanons…

• Cal who can’t cook for shit, who grumbles about how hungry he is while Andre cooks elaborate meals for both of them

• Cal who waits in the car while Andre goes into the store or to pump gas and asks him what took so long after he comes out

• Cal who can’t stay on task for the life of him, who distracts Andre with stupid questions and shuts down when Andre tries to keep him focused while doing homework, only to beg Andre for answers the day before assignments are due (Andre doesn’t give them)

• Cal who pretty regularly shows up to school like 45 minutes into first period

• Cal who is never chosen in gym class because this man has never played a sport in his life (plus he just fucks around with Andre the whole time, moans about how the game is stupid, or both)

• Andre who comes back from 2+ hour long track meets, only to find Cal drank all his water waiting for him, because he “was thirsty”

• Cal who can’t hold down a job because he is ✨fashionably late✨ and if he doesn’t feel like doing something, he’ll either just half ass it or skip it all together in order to get out earlier (hence why he and Andre no longer work together)

• Cal who’s just a lazy little shit who perpetually makes Andre want to tear his hair out

[treasure-goblin]

Headcanon!

You like your hair loose as they're fun to shake around and play with

Ooooh that's mostly correct!

Yall are supposed to be giving me headcanons, not facts about me /lh /j

[bisexualmcqueen]

(sketch dump) they do bite

part of a headcanon non (@/youhavehitawall) has where basically racers get to look extra badass and have fangs. ive adopted the hc also now. biting and attacking etc etc

[calilk]

GEHDBISHENDJHD GRIAN WE ARE SORRY

[celestialsun123]

Do y'all ever look at a map in a game, go "okay, I need to go this way, then that way," close the map, start moving, but then immediately forget which way to go? (Or which way that would be from where you're standing?)

yeah, cause I do that at least 20 times when I play games.

And it is why I headcanon Cal as adhd cause with the way I play, he has to be. I can just imagine it now-

"BD, show me the map?"

*sees the map*

"Okay, thanks buddy."

*starts moving*

"Wait, actually, can you pull it back up again?"

*looks at the map*

"Alright, I got it now."

*starts moving again*

"Wait-"

*angry BD noises that translate to 'stop asking, I'll just tell you where to go' cause this is the fifteenth time in an hour*

[bloodstainedveil]

CAL GABRIEL. HEADCANONS || ZERO DAY

cal gabriel as a boyfriend // a lil angst? // tw sh mention // gn!reader // headcanons

cal gabriel, who knows how to make himself likable. he’d be sweet, funny, maybe even a bit awkward and shy at times, but only to the extent that it benefits him. he’s not emotionally invested in the same way most people are—he’s more interested in the idea of having someone who adores him… and that “someone” happens to be you.

cal gabriel, who would share enough personal details to seem open, but he’d avoid anything too deep. if you tried to dig into his thoughts or true feelings, he’d quickly brush them off with a self-deprecating joke or change the subject.

cal gabriel, who, no matter how much he likes you, andre will always come first. he’d cancel dates or disappear without much of an explanation if andre needs him. he won’t apologise either—it’s just how it is.

cal gabriel, who would swing between affectionate and distant. one day, he’d be laying his head in your lap, even allowing you to ruffle his hair; the next, he’d barely respond to your texts or act distracted.

cal gabriel, who wouldn’t view your relationship as something permanent. he’s too focused on zero day and doesn’t plan to be around long enough to see where the relationship could possibly go.

cal gabriel, whose younger siblings simply adore you. maddie and eric see you as an honorary family member and get super hyped every time you come over.

cal gabriel, who uses play-wrestling as an excuse to get close to you, pinning you down and laughing at your attempts to fight back.

cal gabriel, who tries to show off by playing sitar for you, fingers moving effortlessly over the strings as he plays a riff that’s surprisingly good.

cal gabriel, who teaches you a few basic chords, leaning in close to adjust your fingers on the strings.

cal gabriel, who rolls his eyes when you straighten his coat collar or tuck his hair behind his ear, pretending to be annoyed while secretly enjoying the attention.

cal gabriel, who mutters “quit babying me,” when you nag him about missing meals, but still eats whatever you give him without complaint.

cal gabriel, who has something small of yours that he keeps stuffed on his pocket—a bracelet, a hair tie, or even a note you scribbled for him in class. all of these ended up in the fire.

cal gabriel, who likes to carve your initials on random surfaces around school—lockers, desks, and even the bathroom wall. but his favourite canvas was his own skin—hidden from everyone but him.

cal gabriel, who has perpetually cold hands and always slides them under your sweater or onto your neck just to hear you yelp, laughing while you smack him away.

cal gabriel, who loves it when you grab his freezing hands and hold them between yours, rubbing warmth back into his icy-ass fingers while he mumbles, “they’re not that cold” (even though they are).

cal gabriel, who sometimes doesn’t let go of your hands even after they’ve warmed up, his fingers staying intertwined with yours.

cal gabriel, who freezes for a moment when you ask him about graduation and college, his usual smirk faltering before he quickly deflects: “college? i dunno, maybe i’ll take a year off.”

cal gabriel, who avoids your gaze when you press him about the future, running a hand through his hair and mumbling, “i don’t think that far ahead,”

cal gabriel, who is sweeter than usual in the days leading up to zero day. he’s always been sweet to you, but now there’s a weird sense of urgency to it—like he’s trying to cram a lifetime of memories into just a few days. he takes you out to see a random movie “bridget jones’s diary,” you don’t even remember half of it because you guys spent most of the time making out in the back row.

cal gabriel, who presses his forehead to yours after breaking the kiss, his breathing uneven when you ask him if he’s okay, whispering a soft “yeah” before pulling you back in, like he doesn’t want to talk about it.

cal gabriel, who filmed a tape just for you, apologising to you and explaining everything he couldn’t in person. it ended with a quiet, “i love you.” but the tape doesn’t not end up in the deposit box, and as cal and andre burned their belongings, he throws it into the fire, thinking it wasn’t fair to put you through that pain.

that’s all i can come up with for now :p

[bottledkriegmen]

ℱ𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓉 cal gabriel hcs pleaelaser

:O OH MY GOD OKAY??? freak time guys buckle up.. 😼

hes so whiney and squirmy when he's desperate.

big fan of hair pulling!! put this mans hair into a short little ponytail and yank on it, he's an absolute mess

likes his stomach to be pressed on when he's close!! it feels better

maybe a little too into praiseful degrading,, ("pretty bitch", "such a good whore", ect ect)

oh SUCH a brat. he'll tease and tease and tease till you can't take it anymore and HAVE to do something to him. (he loves it)

likes it rough yk?? wants to be bruised and bit so he can press on the marks to feel a bit more alive after. all fun and games!

sex drive of a rabbit,, CAN and WILL go anywhere, anytime, anyhow. a bit of a vouyer,, the risk and thrill of it excites him in a way

totally had a slight porn addiction. he had stolen adult cds and porn mags stashed away underneath his bed, some of the pages were even stuck together. (he burnt all of this in the fire before zero day)

likes when you talk REALLY gross and vulgar yk?? swearing at him is a turn on. way too embarrassed to type any examples out but ykwim

could top, doesn't do it often

SO fucking loud. like,, you could shove his head into a pillow and youd still be able to hear him from the next room over.

not super great with after care, but definitely better than andre

TY TO MY HANDSOME BOYFRIEND FOR COMING UP WITH THE MAJORITY OF THESE (≧◡≦) @calcyum