#zero day hcs

[caseyqz]

legendary conversation @ciitor

[sillyhahasilly]

this might be controversial but I don't think modern day caldre would shoot up their school. I js think they'd be really fucking annoying and regular mentally ill.

[operationandre]

hot take: andre kriegman is a little spoon. he will never let anyone know about it except for cal and his mom. when he was little and had nightmares, his mom used to hold him until he calmed down. now, he lays with cal's arms wrapped around him, though this time there is no cause for this embrace like nightmares or fear, just the love the boys have for one another.

[casterhex]

was supposed to apply for a job this morning got possessed by the urge to make a caldre gender grid instead

[freakinnefor]

you’re so pass remarkable, cal…

[zerodayslefttolive]

cal and andre

[hetfieldlvr]

SOME OF MY ZERO DAY HEAD CANNONS🤓☝️ (they are real bad and random)

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- andre probably had some type of jealousy at cals ‘attractiveness’ but he wouldn’t say anything.

-when andre and cal would have sleepovers, whoever’s house they were in the guest would be forced to sleep on he floor (ex: when they slept at andre’s house, andre would make cal sleep on the floor while andre would be cozied up in bed)

-andre got bullied more than cal but andre would just be pissed over it and cal would have a total crash out, EVEN THO CAL DOESNT GET BULLIED A WHOLE LOT.

-cal has tried to get andre and rachel to be friends once but when he left the room they sat there waiting for him to come back and when he did they began to talk again.

-rachel thought cal was gay for andre for a little bit.

-andre hates doing presentations. not because he’s nervous but because he hates everyone in his classes.

-when andre said he wanted to shoot up the school for the very first time cal was like ��

-if Ark was made in the 2000s, cal would play it and andre would clown on him for it.

-cal would order pizzas to ‘bother’ andre but andre does NOT care🙅‍♀️ (cuz he making money🤑)

-every time cal would do something weird, andre would ignore it because he either does not care, didnt really process what he said, or thinks that cal says this type of shit all the time.

-andre would pretend to throw punches at cal but he would use so much force that sometimes he actually does punch him and he would say “oops” and try not to laugh.

-when andre would drink like a coke or something and he has to burp, he taps on cals shoulder and when cal looks at him he would burp in cals face🙁

-when cal would think about shooting himself on zero day he would get sad at how he wouldn’t be able to talk to andre when he’s dead.

-i’m sure younger people (freshmen, and sophomores) would have a hallway crush on andre and cal.

-andre was considering if he should hang out with cal, after people called them fags for being together so much.

[naturalbornluvr]

2024 zero day!!

- cal is a "male manipulator"

- andre throws his phone cuz of dti and he bullies the kids in the lobby after he doesn't get podium

- the boys both hate taylor swift

- rachel is a downtown girl or wtv. she loves gilmore girls and the bow trend too

- maddie is a lowk a sephora kid

- eric is a skibidi toilet kid

- brad is one of those stoner pj pants at school guys

- the promgoers all have each other added on airbuds, bereal, all of those kinda apps

[cal4hysteria]

andre is the type of guy to eat sunflower seeds not because he enjoys them but because he spits the shell out at cal

[robo-boy]

"tmasc cal" this "tmasc andre" that

TRANS MASC RACHEL.

[pr3ttybugsx3]

I’m in gym rn and I’m not doing anything so cal and Andre hc :33333

- I personally think Andre would fw Elliott Smith heavy

- Cal’s room probably looks and smells like shit I doubt that man would take care of his room, but like the only thing that’s not disgusting and he actually takes care of is his CDs and music

- I don’t think Andre would have an sh problem, cal probably did it like a few times but there’s no permanent mark of them

- cal doodles on his skin a lot and when there’s no more room on his arms then he starts drawing on Andre (Andre gets pissed)

- you know those fuckers that like the second they get handed a paper it gets destroyed in a matter of seconds? Cal does that he would 100% rip, crumble all of the above to his papers and when he would be asked about it he’d be like “oh I lost it” or something like that

- Andre would probably be a straight A-B student, cal on the other hand :3

- I think Andre would enjoy drawing and art, he never showed anyone them because the first time he did people thought it was weird and only ever showed some of them (very few) to cal.

- Andre definitely burned ALL his sketchbooks

I can’t think of anything else

[bottledkriegmen]

stemmed from a joke @calcyum made last night that im still thinking about

[sillyhahasilly]

caldre would never label their relationship or call each other bfs in the canon timeline. sure they would kiss and fuck and flirt but cal and andre are only ever cal and andre.

[operationandre]

thinking of young andre who grew up in a house that speaks almost purely german and nothing else. on his first day of kindergarten, he walks in to kids talking and laughing with each other. he knows basic phrases and questions, of course, but even then, his voice is laced in a thick accent like his father. laughs follow his every word, and he sits alone at recess. books pile up next to his bed as he begs his parents and brother to read to him in english every night. he feels like he’s so far behind and will never catch up.

[caldrea]

you guys already know what im about to say

[rotten-fairy-wings]

Bullet to a target

Bullseye, watch it die