#🐡 / ic // still warming up sir

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PARKS AND RECREATION SENTENCE STARTER

@eievuimultimuse // “I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” (from 07 SF while he’s still a crime boss lol)

" You sound a lot like my boss. " He can't help the comment that slips out, but c'mon -- Minion has to admit, it DOES sound a LOT like something Megamind would say, and that amuses the fish immensely. " I think you two would get along. "

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@eievuimultimuse // “You need to rest.” (from megs <3)

My muse is sick, and won’t admit it. Send “You need to rest.” for their reaction.

" Sir, please -- " Despite both the raspiness in his voice and nausea from coughing, Minion tries his damnedest to protest, even still trying to stand up. " I'm just fine. Don't worry about me, go do whatever it was you had planned. "

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@eievuimultimuse // cont.

THOSE DAMN HUMANS. Minion couldn't help the pure rage that washed over his expression when he'd watched it happen through the school window prior that day, and as much as he'd wanted to jump out of his tank and take a chunk out of every single one of those kids, he refrained, knowing that he needed to be by his best friend's side.

It hadn't been until they'd gotten back to the prison, in the privacy of their cell, when Minion had spoken ; a promise that he very much intended to keep. Already, the fish's little mind was racing, swarming with all sorts of thoughts and plans.

His Sir's voice rings out again, forcing Minion out of his thoughts, and he turns back to him. A smile finally crosses his expression, and he moves closer to the edge of the tank, resting his head against the glass where Megamind's hand rested.

" I'll do anything for you, Sir. You're my best friend. " More like ONLY friend, but he doesn't need to know that, it makes it sound less special.

Megamind's smile fades, and Minion's expression falls with it, brow furrowing in worry. " ...they should. What's there not to like about you, Sir ? You're intelligent, kind...I think they're all JEALOUS of how amazing you are. " Their tiny pea-brains can't comprehend anything different, he bites back.

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@eievuimultimuse // S.C. ( 4 finta -- fish friends !! )

" So, that crab on your head... " There isn't a hint of disgust or judgement in his tone, moreso curiosity. " Is he NEUROLOGICALLY LINKED to you ? I've never seen two living beings be linked like that, though I am linked to my suit like that, so I was just, y'know, WONDERING. "

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@xeversayfishxace // S.C.

Minion had NEVER met another talking fish before -- for the longest time, he'd always tried to make friends with the dish Megamind would put in his tank for him, but usually, nothing ever really came out of it, and those fish wound up being eaten in the end. But who knew, all he needed to do was go to another city for something for his Sir, and finally. There it was.

Staring the other robotic fish down, Minion's brow lifted in confusion, and he hesitantly offered a little wave.

" H...hello- man, if I knew there was another robo-fish out there, I would've come here sooner, heh-heh. "

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" It's not my arms that will fail me...

But this world takes more STRENGTH than it gave me. "

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@championofdarkland // 🌻

" I used to be AFRAID of cats, y'know, when I was a kid. Couldn't help it -- I was a little fish in a round sphere, I didn't exactly have anywhere to run or any way to fight back besides biting them, but who knew if my venom would work on them or not ? Luckily, eventually, Megamind worked on making me my suit, and once I had it, I had a way to fight back against them, so the fear eventually went away. "

He pauses, fingers curling. " Of course, now I'm purr-fectly content with cats. They're actually very sweet...if you find the right ones. "

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@eievuimultimuse // 🌻

" I don't form crushes as easily as other people think -- I mean, I'm not aromantic personally, I know that for a fact, but I've just been...more focused on other things more than socializing enough to form crushes on people. There's a word for that, I think, I just don't know it off the top of my head.

But, I've had a few crushes. Celebrities, mostly. Like Ryan Gosling. He's hot. Uh...Halle Berry, especially in Catwoman. Y'know. Normal crushes that, like, everyone has.

Though...there is someone in the city that I may or may not...have a thing for. No one but me knows, so. Keep that a secret. " And he giggles like a fucking schoolgirl.

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@peachiiihearts // 🌻

" I hated school. Like...a LOT. The socialization aspect, at least. All these fake ass people with their fake ass hierarchies and cliques...not to mention all the bullying. It got so bad that Sir and I would play hooky or skip class so much we got detention every day for a month. I told so many teachers and counselors but none of them ever did anything about it...a couple even joined in.

I, uh...definetly had a hatred of humans for a long while because of it. I've learned not all people are like that, but...I swear to the sunset, I see some of these people on the street and they wave hi to me and Sir like nothing ever happened and sometimes I wanna sock 'em in the face. I never would, but the thought is...there. "

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@eyeknowmayhem // 🌻

" So, I never really told Megamind this, but I remember a lot from our planet -- at least, a lot more than he does. I was born a few years before him, around five Earth years, if I recall correctly.

From birth, I was pretty much taught how to be a caretaker. His species and my species were like humans and dogs -- although, we could communicate with each other very well, but that's beside the point.

One of my earliest memories is being about...two or three. Sir's mom, she was just pregnant with him. See, their species had a longer gestation period than humans, being around two years. My mother was her caretaker, and my father had been Sir's father's caretaker. Our families had been connected for quite a long time.

Sir's mother entered the room, and I was in my enclosure, a giant spherical tank of water. We had sand at the bottom -- though, it was a lot thicker than Earth sand, but it behaved quite the same. I was playing around in it, making it cloud up the water. She laughed when I said, in that obnoxious little toddler voice, ' I like sand, it's messy. ' She came up to the glass and summoned me over, lifting her shirt a bit and letting me see the baby in her belly -- at least, the bump. I saw it move, and man, I was the happiest fish on the planet at that point.

I told her I couldn't wait to meet my new best friend, and she said it would only be a little while longer. Of course, I didn't get to meet Sir officially until I was ready, she reminded me, and I only had a few years to go... "

He pauses, falling silent, suddenly listless eyes staring at a spot on the floor...before he shakes his thoughts clear. His eyes almost light back up.

" By the time I had a little bit left to go, the black hole showed up. And Megamind and I were put on the little craft his parents made, and that was the day I got to meet him...when everything else around us fell. "

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@stolencrownsofplenty / "Icons only" + Poor Lamby brought in a giant monster into the lab that was chasing them.

Send "Icons only" and something for my muse to react to

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@eyeknowmayhem // "Just say it!"

Send “Just say it!” And my muse will confess to something they don’t really talk about.

" ...I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS. Not...not innocents -- never an innocent person. But...bad people. People who tried to hurt Sir, hurt me, or one guy who I heard planning on harming Miss Ritchi once. I'm not very proud of it. But it's not...I'm NOT ASHAMED, either. It's just...something that happened.

SIR DOESN'T KNOW -- I honestly never want him to know. It's not...something he needs to know about. What he doesn't know can't hurt him, and I don't want him to see me any differently.

I JUST DID what I had to. "

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" You think you know that you know,

but you REALLY don't know me. "

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@stolencrownsofplenty // "You want to see something strange and mystical?"

Freakazoid! Starter Sentences

As someone who saw strange mystical things on the daily, Minion was not one to shy away from such things. So, excitedly, he nodded. " Sure -- as long as no one gets hurt ! "

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" I'm no HERO,

and I'm not made of STONE. "

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" Goddamn it, which Ninja Turtle are you ?! "

Crowd roars.

" We can't all possible be DONATELLO, it is not mathematically possible.

SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THAT STUPID RAT !! "