#y’all it’s never been more over
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superm4ks · 6 months ago
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brad pitt: red bull, ferrari, mercedes now mclaren all have the speed on the straights. our shot is battling in turns. we need to build a car for combat
a woman, instead of 'brad pitt what the fuck are u TALKING ABOUT EVERY CAR HAS AERODYNAMICS??? says: umm how am I supposed to make that safe ((?WHAT??))
brad pitt: who said anything about safe 😏
*we will rock u by queen starts playing over normal grand prix footage except 60 year old brad pitt is driving an f1 car*
Let’s all: kill ourselves
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yakultii · 3 months ago
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28 October / I think it’s gonna be okay guys !
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mischiefbuckley · 5 months ago
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I feel like I’m very annoying at times lol so thanks to anyone that follows me and enjoys my posts and all the reblogs on my current hyperfixation that is 911/buddie/oliver/ryan… y’all are truly the real ones so yeah thank you thank you thank you super sweet I’ve never felt this type of love/kindness in any of the other fandoms I’ve been in so it truly means a lot to me and again I am super excited for season 8 and to continue with my random thoughts 🥹
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fireyartccoon · 8 months ago
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some sonks for your troubles
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deus-ex-mona · 3 months ago
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farewell, my idiot son…
#(aka my switch’s internals got fried so the repair shop had to format it to revive it: the tragicomedy)#(wait no on further inspection they seemed to have just given up on fixing it and gave me a whole other switch instead. lmao.)#(i wonder what happened to my old switch though…)#(farewell to all of my save data… thank heavens i didnt transfer anything over from past gens of pkmn)#(but aaaaaaaaa this shiny goo was a christmas present from a former acquaintance… rip squish you wouldve loved kimikawaii mv)#man… these past couple of days have been a *l o t*.#shoutout to [job recruitment company employee] who sent me a ‘hey the job wants you :)’ message#at the exact same time that i submitted a job application form for another company. it truly was a strange coincidence i think…#but… ehe… the… the job that wants me is offering $1k more than the monthly base salary i asked for… is… is this really ok…?#nothing’s confirmed yet. but. y’know. s t i l l . is it really ok for me to get paid so much for a job that lets me skip the morning commute#and while im still reeling from all of yesterday’s happenings… squish my dear shiny goo will never be seen again…#switch save system my b e l o a t h e d#so. long story short. take good care of your gadgets and gizmos guys.#then again. maybe im not the best person to say this… i mean. i’ve bricked like. 3 personal laptops in my lifetime…#and a phone sim card. and 2-3 nokia phones. and 3 android phones. and a tablet. and—#so. yeah. uh. it’s a good idea to take care of your stuff. especially if they’re fragile.#anyway. in memoriam of squish my idiot son im gonna try to find another shiny in sv this time. i hope i can find another…#but aaaaa the map in sv is pretty huge. um. i got lost like 10 times before even making it to school…#the friends are all just. so. friend-shaped. though… i like the sandwich pal. he has priorities.#looking forward to seeing how this story unfolds thoughh. i saw spoilers on twt but i need to know how the story even unfolds bc aaaa#ok that’s it idol sengen tl is now on an extended hiatus (ch 35 has just 7 pages left to go) till i complete this game. whenever it may be.#see y’all then~~~~~~~~~~~
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melrosing · 1 year ago
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anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me
#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags#like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol#since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything#they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts#and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god#then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me#so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through#like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again?#and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence#it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’#to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’#and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’#WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’#and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win???#like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao#i leave end of the month#at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened#I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!!#I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are
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captain-space-kin · 5 days ago
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What the absolute FUCK did they put in the water this show hiatus, because it is making some parts of this community have the most RANCID vibes I’ve seen in a long time.
I was talking to some friends about this and was wondering if anyone else noticed this? Am I hallucinating?? Did they put toxic gas in the S2P2 leaks??? What is happening????
#Ninjago#captains log#warning a semi rant ahead lol#General things I’ve noticed-#people have started getting a lot more aggressive with their opinions#plus more sensitive as a whole#and are just getting really riled up over largely inconsequential things#(not that I’ve never done that myself but I do try to keep my posts about it not overly mean unless I’m really pissed off)#to me there has been a notable increase in ‘I’m going to kill myself’ styled jokes and statements#we are reviving ancient shipping discourse for some reason#there is a huge uptick and proship vs antiship garbage becoming fandom commonplace#idk just like bs things we would make fun of other more discourse heavy fandoms for doing#things were not like this back when I rejoined the fandom (August 2023 ish)#this fandom finally broke my decade long streak of#‘I was in the Voltron and undertale fandom at the same time and never had xyz happen to me’#like just within the past six months#I got actual legitimately trauma dumped to#because I disagreed with someone’s hc’s#(in hindsight I could have handled the situation better it was still ridiculous that it happened in the first place)#several friends of mine have gotten accused of being things they’re not and attacked for it#in one case for just not being invested in a ship that much#several other people I know had to/are taking hiatuses away from the fandom because of *gestures* all this#I had to take a hiatus myself#y’all I have a fandom shitlist now#I’ve blocked several people (this is relevant because I don’t block people that much cause I forgot that it’s an option)#idk I don’t like this
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theythemmer · 13 days ago
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sending you all of the love and well wishes, we miss you but your health is always the most important! i hope youre able to process things at ur own pace and we’ll be here for you when you’re able to come back <3
it truly means SO much to me that my lack of inane yapping has been missed, i will be back soon i PROMISE i miss yall sm i just needed to take a break at least until the new year <33 i still have so much sister philippa art to do yall aren’t getting rid of me that easily >:33c
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businesscasualart · 13 days ago
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A problem I always run into when thinking about Psimon x Devastation for too long is the fact that I always fall into a rabbit hole thinking about how they would have the most Banger kids, some straight up powerhouses, the most interesting freaks you’ve ever seen. If they had more than one child together, they’d have to make a whole other show for ‘em because I know whatever would come of that combination of powerful but janky DNA would be akin to a Greek pantheon
#Tumblr send post#Incoming tag ramble feat. Young Justice and Fan kids and granting the concept of Cringe power over me#dcu#dcau#Losing my marble (singular) (last one)#There are like. So many possibilities.#For one Devastation has some super strength and great resistance#Psimon has the whole literal-whatever-you-may-need-from-a-psychic psionic package#Great two extremes on the superpower sliding scale. BUT ALSO you have like…their origins#they’re pretty much completely unexplored in Young Justice but to my understanding…to vastly summarize and simplify…#Devastation’s OG origin was she was an a faux Amazonian made of beach clay by either a nazi lady or a father of Gods?#Psimon is human…it says so on his wiki….but. Look at him. And I think he gets his powers from like…Trigon. The actual Devil.#Also a physicist in the DC universe so who knows what that’s doing to his genes#Actual diety x demonic pairing#Those children are gonna start out irreparable. But like…I like to think that they’d be fun. And loved.#Heart emoji <3#AND NOT EVEN CONSIDERING ONSLAUGHT STICKING AROUND AND BEING UNCLES AND AUNTS oh boy#Did I ever tell y’all I don’t like to deal in fankids? I never know what to do with myself after I start thinking of fankids?#Besides point in the mirror and go “CRINGE. CRINGE. CRINGE. CRI-“#Which doesn’t make matters better#I’ve been considering starting to write some of these ideas down. Just to keep track of how many ideas I’m getting.#I don’t reckon it’d make me feel any better or any more out of the rabbit hole though#I mean maybe it’d good food for the starving Devapsimon shippers idk. Fankids have never been MY thing but like-#Who knows. I’m starving…For food. Maybe the post-post clarity will hit afterwards and I can start my usual “CRINGE. CRINGE. CRINGE” Mantra#Psimon#simon jones#Yj! devastation#Yj! Psimon#lorelei’s yelling into the void again#Young justice
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blupengu · 8 months ago
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Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??
#not gonna inflict my ramblings onto someone else’s post so just making a text post for myself#but oh my god#what the fuck?#maybe I’m not a hardcore metroidvania fan but I like them well enough#do I suck that badly at games now?? am I old to the point that my hands can’t do this shit????#did I just somehow fuck myself at some point???#because wow this feels kind of sadistic????#and not even in the fun kind of way?????#like I think I’d rather submit myself to fear and hunger again rather than continue where I am now in hk#idk maybe I’m missing something#but I just got wall jump and was so happy until I fell down to where you can challenge those mantis dudes#got myself out of there but then as I was exploring northwest I keep dying and reviving from the fucking bouncy balls over water#and the normal mantis mobs are also kicking my ass?#and dont even get me started on the weird tentacley nuclear bomb mushroom things those are just bullshit#AND THEN AS I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME EXPLORING HEADING TOWARDS A SAVE BENCH I GET DROPPED INTO DEEPNEST??????#WHAT KIND OF JUMPSCARE BULLSHIT??????????#AND THE FUCKING COCKROACHES THAT NEVER SEEM TO STOP SPAWNING KILL ME#and then I see how fucking far back I’ve been dropped in the corner of fungal wastes#and I try jumping through the fucking bouncy balls again#and I die and lose my money#I can’t fucking do this shit anymore y’all holy fucking shit#the number of times I’ve died and restarted from that fucking fungal wastes bench I am so sick of it 💀#legit I think this is the first time I’ve rage quit a game#it’s been a while since a game’s actually made me this angry I want to fucking throw something 😂#the willpower and self control I needed to not chuck my pro controller across the room…#if I didn’t have neighbors and a unit below me I’d be throwing shit for sure though#but instead I must smack pillows against my mattress in a rage 😂#I think I hate the ‘go back to where you died to get back your money’ punishment system… like legit I actually really really hate it.#I do think the game is fun and I know I’ll probably quickly gain the money… but it feels like the game’s telling me I fucking suck lmao#suffice to say I will not be playing any more hollow knight for the foreseeable future 💀
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thismission · 1 year ago
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major ofmd s2 spoilers but it’s kind of beautiful in a way to see the youngins call That character dying a “typical” bury your gays trope, in a show that is specifically about queer love filled with queer characters who have happy endings, where both casual and passionate gay affection is shown again and again, and always portrayed as something beautiful and tender and good to be embraced
#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#‘typical’ bury your gays.......... 😭#y’all rly have no idea what it’s like to NEVER see yourself portrayed unless it ends in a violent tragic death huh#specifically targeted BECAUSE the character is queer#and i say this genuinely with love like that’s why it’s also pretty nice. i’m glad such a point has been reached#but also omg. experiencing sadness and disappointment over a writing decision for your fav doesn’t make it a hate crime#personally i thought it happening was rly uninspired and predictable so kind of feel nothing over it because it’s so blah#feel like they just straight up didn’t know what to do with him#also s3 hasn’t been confirmed has it?? bc this season def felt like they shoved what was supposed to be a 20eps arc into 8eps#and there won’t be more. idk#but IF there is i need him to come back as the ship’s ghost fucking with everyone lmao#anyway i'm not even that old and when i was 12 i watched brokeback mountain and when i was 13 it was boys don't cry#and that was basically ALL i'd seen for big queer rep in media. like literally only thing ever#and the fear it instilled truly was part of me rejecting my own queerness for so long#who would look at izzy hands & go welp better stay cishet for the rest of my life or the devil will come for me; thats def the lesson here#if anything the end scene was about how happy he could’ve been if he’d realized earlier he had a whole queer fam who loved & accepted him#just as he is#END ESSAY
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lightblueminecraftorchid · 6 months ago
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it’s not fair that so much of my memory and cognitive function is tied up in something I cannot control or reasonably prevent
#blue chatter#EMDR therapy is genuinely helpful#but I’m starting to hate how much it impacts my ability to function afterwards#I don’t wanna feel like my consciousness is detaching from reality like a moist sticky note after every session#I don’t want to have gaps in my memory for hours afterward#it’s not fair that other people inflicted all these traumatic experiences onto me#and now I have to process them and suffer the consequences#I told my therapist today that I’m angry at myself for not being able to spin enough plates#that if I had just been more attentive and had more energy and worked on my homework like I should have#I wouldn’t have suffered nearly as much from the deep distrust and constant surveillance academically#and if I hadn’t been so easy to manipulate and groom#my parents wouldn’t have had a good reason to violate my privacy and read all my text messages and browser history#I’m angry that I never earned my right to privacy#and I’m angry at my brain now (even though I know it’s unfair)#why can’t I just process this like a normal person#why do I have to have all these new scary symptoms I’m not used to#why can’t I just get therapy and face my traumas and anxieties and get over it quickly#and I know that’s unfair. and I’d never say that to somebody else.#I just want this all to be over with. I want a life where I don’t just stop functioning once a week.#I hate having to write off the rest of the day after a session because nothing gets done#and my brain turns into goo and I feel floaty and spacey and strangely unable to move or think#it’s not usually like I can’t respond at all. or pay attention. it just takes so much effort. and my body and brain feel strangely heavy#and clumsy. like I’m walking in a mech suit or something.#I want my brain back.#but I know that getting it back means doing this work now#which sucks and I don’t like it. esp since I don’t know for sure that this will ever go away.#it’s scary to lose memories of important events and lose chunks of time and feel like I can’t trust my own version of events#how can I know if I’m being gaslit if I cant trust my memory already? it terrifies me that I’m so vulnerable#anyway. rant over. sorry y’all.
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merevide · 1 year ago
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in my permanent flop era over on twitter i’m not even being dramatic this time
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rosesradio · 11 months ago
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heymacy · 2 years ago
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beecy, i'm absolutely LOSING IT over these tags:
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LOLOL the image of you just scrolling through a sideblog in therapy... what's the URL?
beecy beecy beecyyyyyy first of all hi hello i love you more than life itself 💛
i think the url would be look-johanna-im-insane bc it’s simple, direct, and gets the message across without becoming muddled by internet speak. i genuinely think she would enjoy it but first she would be SO CONCERNED ajskdfk. but oh god…..oh GOD now i think i have to do this. johanna babe i am so sorry for what i’m about to put you through, i’m not so sure you deserve this lmao 😅😇
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lyriumsings · 2 years ago
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i am actually disgustingly proud of what i have so far for octavia’s fullbody im gonna post their bust to show on stage and off stage when i can bc i won’t be able to zoom in on their face otherwise when i do eventually finish their fullbody 3000 yrs from now SHSJSJ
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