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supermaks · 2 months

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brad pitt: red bull, ferrari, mercedes now mclaren all have the speed on the straights. our shot is battling in turns. we need to build a car for combat

a woman, instead of 'brad pitt what the fuck are u TALKING ABOUT EVERY CAR HAS AERODYNAMICS??? says: umm how am I supposed to make that safe ((?WHAT??))

brad pitt: who said anything about safe 😏

*we will rock u by queen starts playing over normal grand prix footage except 60 year old brad pitt is driving an f1 car*

Let’s all: kill ourselves

#y’all it’s never been more over #it’s NEVER #been more over #why wud f1 allow this chatgp ass parody of itself #kit posts

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mischiefbuckley · 1 month

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I feel like I’m very annoying at times lol so thanks to anyone that follows me and enjoys my posts and all the reblogs on my current hyperfixation that is 911/buddie/oliver/ryan… y’all are truly the real ones so yeah thank you thank you thank you super sweet I’ve never felt this type of love/kindness in any of the other fandoms I’ve been in so it truly means a lot to me and again I am super excited for season 8 and to continue with my random thoughts 🥹

#apparently I’m in my feels tonight lol my bad #911 #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman #more of steph’s random thoughts #I know that’s the point of having a fan account yk #like I’ve actively been involved in many different fandoms over the years since I was 11 and never really had people yk interact at all #so it feels very good and weird at the same time #but yeah I love it here and I am super excited for season 8 #also I should be asleep since I work a 12 hour shift later but I’m wide awake #and in conclusion buddie canon season 8 y’all I can feel it lmao #tags be tagging apparently #I should really go to sleep but the buddie gifs are calling me

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fireyartccoon · 4 months

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some sonks for your troubles

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melrosing · 10 months

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anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags #like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol #since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything #they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts #and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god #then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me #so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through #like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again?#and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence #it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’#to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’#and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’#WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’#and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win???#like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao #i leave end of the month #at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened #I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!!#I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are

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starlooove · 8 months

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Actually hate ur guts lmao

#inspired me to finally start telling ppl to stop clogging the fucking Duke tags tho #so useful for smth.#and peep the diversity quota line at the end #like Duke hasn’t been around for over 10 years now #and saying it’s not about race but then saying Duke only exists bc he’s black #and then saying Duke is boring but dc tries to make him more important than he is? bitch u mean writing the fucking story?#and how would you fucking know?#especially when u admit u pick and choose shit about tim to make him interesting #like it’s not even anger I’m just sad like y’all always do this everywhere and it’s never gonna stop im sick

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blupengu · 4 months

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Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??

#not gonna inflict my ramblings onto someone else’s post so just making a text post for myself #but oh my god #what the fuck?#maybe I’m not a hardcore metroidvania fan but I like them well enough #do I suck that badly at games now?? am I old to the point that my hands can’t do this shit????#did I just somehow fuck myself at some point???#because wow this feels kind of sadistic????#and not even in the fun kind of way?????#like I think I’d rather submit myself to fear and hunger again rather than continue where I am now in hk #idk maybe I’m missing something #but I just got wall jump and was so happy until I fell down to where you can challenge those mantis dudes #got myself out of there but then as I was exploring northwest I keep dying and reviving from the fucking bouncy balls over water #and the normal mantis mobs are also kicking my ass?#and dont even get me started on the weird tentacley nuclear bomb mushroom things those are just bullshit #AND THEN AS I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME EXPLORING HEADING TOWARDS A SAVE BENCH I GET DROPPED INTO DEEPNEST??????#WHAT KIND OF JUMPSCARE BULLSHIT??????????#AND THE FUCKING COCKROACHES THAT NEVER SEEM TO STOP SPAWNING KILL ME #and then I see how fucking far back I’ve been dropped in the corner of fungal wastes #and I try jumping through the fucking bouncy balls again #and I die and lose my money #I can’t fucking do this shit anymore y’all holy fucking shit #the number of times I’ve died and restarted from that fucking fungal wastes bench I am so sick of it 💀#legit I think this is the first time I’ve rage quit a game #it’s been a while since a game’s actually made me this angry I want to fucking throw something 😂#the willpower and self control I needed to not chuck my pro controller across the room…#if I didn’t have neighbors and a unit below me I’d be throwing shit for sure though #but instead I must smack pillows against my mattress in a rage 😂#I think I hate the ‘go back to where you died to get back your money’ punishment system… like legit I actually really really hate it.#I do think the game is fun and I know I’ll probably quickly gain the money… but it feels like the game’s telling me I fucking suck lmao #suffice to say I will not be playing any more hollow knight for the foreseeable future 💀

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bimiio · 9 months

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tryin soo hard not 2 post abt getting spitroasted again

#I NEED IT #so so sooo bad #i need 2 have sex so i can stop posting abt da same shit over n overr😭#i’m goin 2 sapphic night at a sex club next month :3 #i’m praying 4 either an older butch (10+ years older at least but like preferably 20+ years older)#i’d looooove 2 get spitroasted but i dunno if i’m ready 4 dat especially not w two strangers #like i don’t think i’d b relaxed enuff 2 enjoy it i’d her performance anxiety #get*#one day tho after i’ve had more sex :3 #i just need 2 b fucked SOON y’all please😭#i’ve still never been strapped either so…#40+ silver fox butch who wants 2 break me in i am manifesting u #m1n3 #m1sc #nsft #femme4butch #spitroasting

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 2 months

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it’s not fair that so much of my memory and cognitive function is tied up in something I cannot control or reasonably prevent

#blue chatter #EMDR therapy is genuinely helpful #but I’m starting to hate how much it impacts my ability to function afterwards #I don’t wanna feel like my consciousness is detaching from reality like a moist sticky note after every session #I don’t want to have gaps in my memory for hours afterward #it’s not fair that other people inflicted all these traumatic experiences onto me #and now I have to process them and suffer the consequences #I told my therapist today that I’m angry at myself for not being able to spin enough plates #that if I had just been more attentive and had more energy and worked on my homework like I should have #I wouldn’t have suffered nearly as much from the deep distrust and constant surveillance academically #and if I hadn’t been so easy to manipulate and groom #my parents wouldn’t have had a good reason to violate my privacy and read all my text messages and browser history #I’m angry that I never earned my right to privacy #and I’m angry at my brain now (even though I know it’s unfair)#why can’t I just process this like a normal person #why do I have to have all these new scary symptoms I’m not used to #why can’t I just get therapy and face my traumas and anxieties and get over it quickly #and I know that’s unfair. and I’d never say that to somebody else.#I just want this all to be over with. I want a life where I don’t just stop functioning once a week.#I hate having to write off the rest of the day after a session because nothing gets done #and my brain turns into goo and I feel floaty and spacey and strangely unable to move or think #it’s not usually like I can’t respond at all. or pay attention. it just takes so much effort. and my body and brain feel strangely heavy #and clumsy. like I’m walking in a mech suit or something.#I want my brain back.#but I know that getting it back means doing this work now #which sucks and I don’t like it. esp since I don’t know for sure that this will ever go away.#it’s scary to lose memories of important events and lose chunks of time and feel like I can’t trust my own version of events #how can I know if I’m being gaslit if I cant trust my memory already? it terrifies me that I’m so vulnerable #anyway. rant over. sorry y’all.

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lhrry · 2 years

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reblog this with your favourite song(s) from each 1d album please it’s for science

#ive been listening to so much 1d for comfort lately #up all night would be wmyb more than this and moments #take me home is tougher actually #change my mind over again or #rock me bc it’s a bop #midnight memories is a game changer it’s so difficult but right now 100% one of the best songs they ever put out #dont forget where you belong and #happily and strong and through the dark and why don’t we go there idk y’all midnight memories is full of bangers #four definitely ready to run #girl almighty where do broken hearts go #fools gold and honorable mentions to fireproof and no control #and mitam is not fair I’m not choosing #end of the day and if I could fly are probably never going to be topped #but then you also have what a feeling and walking in the wind and Am and Olivia and yeah I’m not choosing because I also count home as a #part of mitam bc I can

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merevide · 1 year

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in my permanent flop era over on twitter i’m not even being dramatic this time

#i’m gonna b using this gif a lot #whenever i tweet smth that isn’t a quote tweet about media i get 100 views and 0 likes. yeah it’s over #my retweets are basically carrying my notifications i’m crying yeah it’s never been more over than now #i knew the end was near when i posted a poll and it got zero votes. i knew then. i knew #have the urge to tweet i know y’all see my tweets do u all hate me am i unfunny what is it. but i won’t #bc that’s gonna get ignored also this means i can kinda post whatever i want but it’s so lonely FUCK #whenever i post the most basic ass tweet about media i get likes but when i don’t i get no likes like what am i to y’all #when i flop on this app it’s fine idc but on twitter? it’s like smth else #i be like yeah i’m only on twitter for my mutuals meanwhile my mutuals probs dgaf it hurts sooo bad #my text

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greenvillainredemption · 2 years

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Between discovering the American Girl collab with Harry Potter, and the entire series playing nonstop on cable around Christmas at my grandparents’ house, I’m really in the HP mood all of a sudden.

#American girl #dolls #Harry Potter #my words #not gettin into any deep fandom stuff because there’s just so much lore and so many characters plus it’s been years o #*omg I could never #(I think another reason encanto was an easy fandom for me to get into s because the story is so simple)#but a lil self insert doll? hell yeah im so down take me to hogwarts #idk what house I’d even be in. even back when I did all them quizzes (we all did it come on now) it was all split pretty even #plus I’ve changes d #*changed so much over like ten years lol #time to head to pottermore. or like uquiz probably more like #a whole new wooorld #it was my biggest special interest from like 12-17 #the years not like my age lol #feel free to hop in my inbox if any of y’all are rly into hp n wanna talk #what house are u in who’s ur faves etc etc

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rosesradio · 7 months

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#‘huh rose this is a weird poll shouldn’t you be asleep’ stop looking at me 👁️👁️#not to get into all the nitty gritty (but I will) but i did get an assessment done when i was like 16 and i never saw the papers until now #and the papers are like…they’re More Than I Thought #like…ADHD maybe OCD maybe PTSD alongside anxiety & depression and maladaptive daydreaming #(they called it sluggish tempo something but that’s what it seemed like to me)#and i swear on all my fingers & all my toes this lady looked me in the eyes and was like ‘yeah you have some anxiety and that might—#cause a bit of depression but it’s just a teaspoon nbd 🥺’ like i could tell this lady was sugarcoating from the jump #i mean the only thing i can think of is it was a generic test so we’d need specific ones. but then why not recommend that…?#i’m just like…🧍#anyways this has been over sharing corner now it’s y’all’s turn #rose's polls #tumblr polls #neurodivergent

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heymacy · 1 year

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beecy, i'm absolutely LOSING IT over these tags:

LOLOL the image of you just scrolling through a sideblog in therapy... what's the URL?

beecy beecy beecyyyyyy first of all hi hello i love you more than life itself 💛

i think the url would be look-johanna-im-insane bc it’s simple, direct, and gets the message across without becoming muddled by internet speak. i genuinely think she would enjoy it but first she would be SO CONCERNED ajskdfk. but oh god…..oh GOD now i think i have to do this. johanna babe i am so sorry for what i’m about to put you through, i’m not so sure you deserve this lmao 😅😇

#you wanna know something even more insane than i am?#i have actually never discussed fandom with johanna and i’ve been seeing her for over a year #isn’t that BONKERS???#like fandom is this HUGE part of my life (arguably one of the biggest — is that sad? funny? concerning? jury’s still out)#and yet it’s never even been mentioned #she knows y’all as my friends that i met online #and she knows that i write ‘little free gay stories’#but i don’t think she knows what fandom/fanfic/fanart even ARE #so yeah that’s some bonkers shit it has to be said #maybe in our next session i’ll be like ‘listen. we need to talk about something.’ and just UNLOAD #she’s going to be terrified ahsjdjsksjk #JOHANNA I LOVE YOU PLS DON’T LEAVE ME YOU KNOW I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES #macy babbles #gallawitchxx

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lyriumsings · 1 year

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i am actually disgustingly proud of what i have so far for octavia’s fullbody im gonna post their bust to show on stage and off stage when i can bc i won’t be able to zoom in on their face otherwise when i do eventually finish their fullbody 3000 yrs from now SHSJSJ

#i’ve never been so motivated in my life to make more full bodies #i did not think i could make something look nice #the real test will be the clothes #clothes are so fucking hard #gonna rework my comm a bit too #mess with the faces and the anatomy #i redrew octavia fullbody at least 3 times over three days and that apparently is key who knew practice makes perfect har har #if y’all could see the original sketch fksjd girl it was ROUGH i can’t believe i’m so proud of this octavia doodle now when it started out #in absolute crisis #lmao

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urfaveautisticlesbian · 2 years

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I may lose followers for this but sometimes I wish I was back in 2014/2015 bc I think I’d rather the discourse from then than the weird lgbt discourse we have now. I feel like our unity in online communities is diminished or slowly fading into oblivion. What the fuck happened

#I’ve seen people attack each other over sexualities that have existed for YEARS.#and it’s never been a problem until the last few months.#what happened to us. genuinely.#I mean we’ve never been perfect but I feel like our unity is diminishing in online spaces.#things just don’t feel right. I see people attack each other bi Pan omni #I’ve seen people revert from ‘oh bisexual spans multiple genders’ to ‘it’s half gay half straight’#we are running in circles. I am seeing discourse from a long time ago that I thought we all sorted out but it’s clear some people are more c #concerned with infighting than the real enemy which is homophobia and transphobia #the next person to argue abt some dumb shit that doesn’t matter owes me $50 I am so tired of y’all commenting on unnecessary shit instead of #harmful shit in our community and harmful shit against our community. would our trans and queer ancestors want this shit? are we really fuck #fucking fighting over neopronouns and asexuality and sexualities that split off of bi?#no offense but Rowan with sock/socks pronouns and Ashton with pup/pups pronouns are just living their respective lives why do you give a gi #give a fuck about someone’s pronouns or gender or sexuality. if it isn’t hurting you shut the fuck up

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ectoplasmer · 2 years

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Today in sociology we did an assignment where we had to read through statistics about marriage, reasons why people get married, divorce rates, views on how certain couples influence children, etc. and then we had questions at the end that had more to do with how *we* felt about marriage and what we thought about the other things brought up in the article and when I tell you it lowkey physically hurt to write out how I didn’t really care for marriage. good god

#it’s like i DO care for it but the people who i want to marry aren’t real so like ???#i think of me having a traditional wedding with anyone else and physically retch i’m sorry #there was a straight week where i couldn’t stop thinking about getting married to my f/os or how we would set that up considering #body sharing or whatever #y’all are lucky my brain was so rotted that i never posted anything about it #btw. expensive. very expensive #marriage in general is just… woof. even elopement costs money?? did not know that #anyway uhhhhh yeah that was. an assignment. definitely #had to write it multiple times and each time it was a stab at my heart u_u #but like i want to reinstate the fact that i did not care whatsoever for marriage before my current f/os #i looked at it and just saw it as more of a hassle than anything #but now it’s just. somehow different #i’m really not good at articulating my thoughts or how exactly i feel over it but #i dunno. i care more about the idea now than i did with past f/os #current f/os are different etc etc but i love them and maybe sometimes i do think about getting married to them #putting that on hold right now of course because i have a lot of things to worry about before then but #it’s just… getting to build a home with them i guess?? a safe place for all of us??#obviously their lives have been much harder than mine and i want to support and be there for them #and i want them there for me too. i guess that is what changed my views towards marriage #but only specifically for them apparently lol #i dunno. i’m just happy i feel this way over them :)#quartzshipping

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