#y’all are funny af

[evansbby]

Omega’s routine :

🌤☀️🍆🕺🍑🙆‍♀️🛌🚶‍♀️🪑🍽🍳🍇🥪🥞🚶‍♀️🚰🪥🚿🍆🌸👨‍🦲🚽🚶‍♀️👚👖💄🧥🧣🎒📚🚶‍♀️🏘🏫🙅‍♂️🤷‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️🏡🧍‍♂️🧎‍♀️👅🍆🛋🍔🥓📚🤦‍♂️🙍‍♀️👅🌸🚿🍽🍗📱🛌🍆🍑🤰🛌💤🥱🌸🍆🛌

I’m dead 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

Why is this so funny omfg, the majority of her day is spent on sex but WHERE IS THE LIE?!! Also when you said “🕺🍑” does that mean anal or is he spanking her? 😭😭😭 either way it’s true

Also not Steve being like 🙅‍♂️ when he’s had enough of uni and wants to take his omega home 😂😂😂 also not Steve facepalming 🤦‍♂️ when omega gets her books 📚 out 😂😭 also not her getting pregnant at the end of the day 😭😭😭 also at the end, is that him fucking her when she’s asleep??? 😳😳😳😳🔥🔥

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 10 (Masterlist)

(Part 11)

@bruciemilf THERE’S MORE BESTIE

[mxtxfanatic]

Y’all are reading a book where a mob showed up to burn some impoverished exiles’ village to the ground, smash an old granny’s head in, and dump everyone’s bodies into a blood pool so their spirits would never know peace, but you are handwringing about how the characters involved “had no choice” and “who can say what’s right or wrong?” and “is it such a crime to say that everyone really loves each other deep down? 🥺” Do y’all be hearing yourselves???

[sydscompostbucket]

idk who wrote it but more than one of y’all asses (/lovingly) had carmy smoking cigs INSIDE the beef and it pissed me off so bad bc that is like thee most artsy dirt bag behavior.

also some of yall thinking carmy uses 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner is FOULLL. carmy is bougie!!! he’s using expensive shampoo/conditioner but just probably not often enough. i can’t let y’all do my boy like that c’mon bruh 💀

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

((WHY DO I KEEP GETTING AROACE PRIDE POSTS ON THIS ACCOUNTS DASHBOARD ?!?! LOL))

[sweetbeagaming]

A no-context collection of photos @crsentfairy has left under my asks/mentioned posts bc I think they’re funny as hell

[softestepilogue]

look. idk why y’all are surprised christopher is gonna be out here lying. he’s a full blown pre-teen. pre-teens be lyin just to lie. they could have the worlds best parents and still lie. parents could ask their pre teen if they’re eating crackers and the preteen would be stuffing crackers down their throat and say no. let christopher live his preteen lying ass self.

[lovailee]

He’s really the first guy I’ve ever just authentically been myself with. Well, the second, but I feel a little more free with him. ​Not gonna form an unhealthy attachment to him tho. I don’t wanna ruin this. Ima just let the relationship flow into whatever it flows into and if it never even becomes anything, that’s coo too. I’m just glad I got to experience him

[ablizmal]

light yagami would eventually manipulate and convince everyone that juliette is emotionally unstable and should be put into a mental institution, and everyone on the taskforce would start to believe it because not only are they being manipulated, but also they would choke on light’s boots if they could.

he would for sure mix misogyny into his reasoning (EVEN THO I’M NOT A WOMAN??? OKAY TWINK BOY LOL) and would start it off “i didn’t want to say this, but…” even tho he LOVES the fact that he’s saying it :/

[vincent-is-vintage]

To everyone who reblogs my art with funny/insane tags: thank you, I need the laughs

[veggieharumaki]

hey y’all sorry I was MIA I got addicted to playing stardew valley and didn’t make anything new. BUT NOW I can say new art in a few days :)

[peapod20001]

I like looking back at all my old stuff I’ve made and then finding like. The random just really nicely done thing in a sea of skill appropriate work lol

[kermzoid]

gorillaz fans where u at I need g-mutuals

(Real image of me)

[ateezmakemeweep]

Your fics deserve to be in the library of congress babes I’m not kidding

LMFAO PLS IM SCREAMINGGKFKC

[rhymaes]

For the longest time I really thought people were lying when they said they willingly stayed after/came early to high school like what do you mean you didn’t get there late and leave early who are you people you’re experiences are not universal