fuck you williams. fuck you. you ruined every chance logan had of being successful. you backed away from signing carlos because he was taking too long to make a choice, only to go and sign him for 2025. 🖕🖕🖕
pls pls pls your thoughts on jegulus height difference
i think g-d put jegulus height difference in the scripture . anything else feels fake and so unlike them . i need regulus to be small enough james can pick him up and chuck him over a shoulder. regulus is canonically really short so this isn’t even fake. james is tall according to VOLDEMORT …. which is crazy…… i think people who get mad abt it r genuinely tweaking over nothing …. i think james should tower over him like a giant cuddly teddy bear who when he hugs regulus regulus is wrapped up!!! i think there is a solid 7-12 inch height difference depending on the day .. my james is never shorter than 6’1 and never taller than 6’3 and my reg is never shorter than 5’3 but never taller than 5’6…. i speak g-ds word !
Regulus being the biggest most pretentious magic nerd, even down to cleaning/domestic spells. He's using super complicated magic to wash the dishes: it only cleans marginally better than the typical spells, it is definitely not worth the effort (he absolutely thinks it is) and he's using blood magic to get their floors extra shiny. James coming home to Blondie playing and blood running down Regulus' palm holding a knife in his other hand 'Love, why do you have your ceremonial dagger out again?' and Regulus exasperated 'We’re having guest James’
james potter who only bruises after he hits something hard, sirius black who could get flicked and would bruise, remus lupin who bruises like a normal person, and peter pettigrew who doesn’t bruise but gets red where there should be darkness