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Favourite loser? 🤨 Like actual losers, not just "well, they're weird". You seem like a Peter person
Okay, starting off by saying I love this ask!!
When I think of losers in the marauders era I wouldn't immediately think of Peter, or at least not the way I hc him. But I do love him in his own special way, but not a loser way. I think there are more losery losers out there.
Like Xenophilius. Man is a humanoid string of cooked spaghetti who loves conspiracies and everything thinks he's a freak. He doesn't have many friends beyond Pandora and Barty (who is also perpetually perceived as being a loser), so he spends a lot of time on his own muttering to himself.
He goes on to be the editor of a magazine that 99% of the wizarding community thinks is nonsense and is mostly ignored. Pandora and Luna regularly have to try and convince him that he's not a loser, not fully believing their own words. He tried to start a Hogwarts student magazine but it was just him, nobody else signed up, or at least not using real names.
He sits in corners of Hogwarts writing things down in his little notebook with his long limp hair that he has to be persuaded to cut and wash, and when he's not in uniform he dresses in clothes that nobody else wears from odd muggle stores in the depths of London.
Some people say he's wacky and zany but I think my boy Phil is a certified loser. He sits down at the Ravenclaw table and people get up and move away from him. He's vibing in his own world doing his little dance like at Bill and Fleur's wedding with his yellow clothes and odd throat singing and pisses the common room off because he refuses to keep it to the confines of his dorm.
In the wise words of Alex, "Phil is the real odd fuck".
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xenophilius is one of my favorite marauders era characters and he doesn't get nearly enough hype so here are a couple headcanons i have for him
xenophilius' grandfather started the quibbler and it was eventually passed down to him. he's been the writer of it since his parents died in his 7th year
in the marauders' year in school
xeno was the one to give the marauders info on how to become animagi. james tricked him into telling them. idk how xeno would know, he just knows a lot of things
fairly close friends with james, acquaintances with the rest of the marauders
does not believe in the concept of gender
was absolutely fascinated with pandora the moment he saw her. they both have a lot of eccentricity and love for nature but in different ways; xenophilius loves creatures and plants and pandora loves potions and experimentation surrounding them
pandora calls him "lovely lovegood" because he gets the insult of "loony lovegood" very often
xeno and pandora got married just a couple years after graduating hogwarts. before that, they'd been dating since xeno's 5th year and pandora's 4th
pandora calls him phil and their friends think it's hilarious that she gave such a common nickname to such a strange man
james firmly denies the existence of nargles so xenophilius started to sneak into gryffindor tower and steal his socks to make him believe nargles had done it. it works
pureblood, not sacred 28 but almost made the cut. most of the reason they didn't was that the other pureblood families simply don't like them because of their weirdness and would prefer to distance themselves from them
#xenophilius lovegood#xenophilius lovegood headcanons#xenodora#pandora x xenophilius#i love him#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#james potter#marauders
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so high school.
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pairing - james potter x reader
summary - that one cute nerdy guy from your lectures gives you a follow and you end up actually falling for him.
trope/tags - modern!au, uni/college!au, instagram/social media!au, fluff, terrible humor
word count - 704
warnings - language, suggestive jokes
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the marauders era kids call madam pomfrey “pom pom”
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New Ask Game!
Give me your first name and i'll reply with a marauders last name that i think fits based off of your name :)
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what if Pandora just forgets to mention she married Xenophilius on a random tuesday because they felt like it
and then three months later her friends find out when they come to visit her because there's a photo from the wedding hanging on the wall
the only one who knew was Reg, who was Pandora's witness and ringbearer
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Some random waitress at a diner: Congratulates!
Xenophilous: What?
Waitress: *Points to Pandora sitting in a wedding dress* Happy wedding!
Pandora: We’re not married
Waitress: *prolonged eye contact* What?
Pandora: We’ve actually just been to a funeral.
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i think sometimes we forget that pandora was a mother, and let me tell you, she was also a big mess of a mother. but she tried.
when she realized that, because of her belly, she couldn't fit in her favorite clothes anymore, she punched xenophilius in the face cause it was "his fault";
when she went into labor, she was so scared that she asked the doctors if it was possible to keep the baby inside her a little longer;
during the first months of luna's life, when she did nothing but cry every night, xenophilius removed all the mirrors from the house to prevent pandora from freaking out because of the dark circles under her eyes;
and when luna once threw the spoon with food at her, pandora cried all night thinking luna did it because she was a horrible mother.
in the end, when luna's first word was "mama", she was so happy that she almost asked xenophilius to have another baby, and he had to beg her to wait at least a couple of years.
he was so exhausted. he loved her so much.
also, i think pandora was tragically obsessed with her daughter, she loved to buy her cute little clothes, and for her first birthday she gave her something like 30 gifts. she wanted luna to have a perfect life.
she tried to be a perfect mum, but luna often made her angry (she was a hyperactive child). but then she found out that biting xenophilius helped her calm down, and he started going to work every day covered in bruises (his colleagues were worried). so, when luna grew up to be the calmest girl in the universe, he almost cried of joy.
they are so cute help.
#xeno hugged her all night the first time luna got sick cause pandora was SO scared#i love them so fucking much#pandora rosier#← now lovegood#xenophilius lovegood#xenodora#lovegood family#i love making headcanons for families don't judge me alright
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marauders era sexuality headcanons
james potter: unlabeled. he had a crush on frank but it didn't compare to his crush on lily. he can't be bothered to label himself.
remus lupin: gay gay gay
sirius black: bi. can pull every gender and does. him and marlene were each others' first kisses.
peter pettigrew: demiro + demisexual :3
hestia jones: she loves her nerd boyfriend
amos diggory: he loves his strong quidditch girlfriend
lily evans: bi. dated emmeline vance (for like 3 days before they broke out in a screaming match. enemies to lovers speedrun)
marlene mckinnon: lesbianest lesbian to ever live. her, emmeline, and sirius combined have probably flirted with everyone in gryffindor.
mary macdonald: bi (and married dean thomas' dad rahhh)
dorcas meadows: bi/ace :3
emmeline vance: lesbian. or alternatively, sapphic enemies to lovers plot point.
regulus black: thought he was aroace. turns out he's demiro + ace
barty crouch (jr): evan. / evan: barty.
davey gudgeon: straight, acts gay w his friends
sybill trelawney: bi w a HEAVY preference for women.
xenophilius lovegood: straight. #1 ally
pandora: ace + straight but made out w sybill when they were high.
frank longbottom: bi + the crush of every new first year coming in
alice fortescue: straight + the crush of every other new first year.
caradoc dearborn: benjy. in love w him but not out :(
benjy fenwick: bi. he's out.
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Sybill loved Peter who loved James who loved Lily who loved Mary who loved Marlene who loved Dorcas who loved Pandora who loved Xeno who loved Evan who loved Barty who loved Regulus who loved Remus who loved Sirius.
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He's wacky zany AND a certified loser
He iiissss!!!! That's why I love him so much, and shortening Xenophilius to Phil just adds to it for me, like he's trying to minimise the loseriness but he just makes it worse
#anon ask#xenophilius lovegood#xenophilius malfoy#xenophilius lovegood headcanons#xenophilius#marauders#hp marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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how i imagine the marauders (picrew is made by makowka)
sirius black
remus lupin
peter pettigrew
james potter
lily evans
mary macdonald
marlene mckinnon
dorcas meadowes
pandora lovegood
xenophilius lovegood (my hc is he's a trelawney)
sybill trelawney
alice longbottom
frank longbottom
emmeline vance
emma vanity
lucinda talkalot
amelia bones
edgar bones
hestia Jones
benjy fenwick
charity burbage
aurora sinistra
bellatrix black
andromeda black
narcissa black
ted tonks
rita skeeter
persephone zabini (first name's just a hc)
regulus black
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P.1 Marauders era (boys) Six things:
James:
-gold jewlery
-long eyelashes
-smile bigger then the sun
-loves gardening
-can do the splits (uses it as a party trick)
-6'0
Sirius:
-cascading waterfall of curls
-deap ocean eyes
-resting sad face
-chaotic good
-hot cocoa drinker
-5'9
Remus:
-sweaters
-brown eyes that shine gold
-owns a flip phone
-only wears green and brown tones
-has a scar on his knee from a potion explosion 
-6'4
Peter:
-chess genius
-nose freckles
-loves herbology
-fuzzy socks
-has a 9 step sikncare routine
-5'6
Barty jr:
-little pants little shirt
-noticed but never seen
-always smells like lemon cake
-geinus
-loves watching thor
-6'7
Evan:
-loves anything strawberry
-has natural white hair and eyelashes
-stretch marks
-horrible eyesight but refuses to wear glasses
-nonbinary transmasc
-5'11 (says he's 6'1) 
Regulus:
-one storm grey eye & one light blue with a mix of emerald 
-trans
-secretly loves taylor swift (favorite album is fearless)
-rbf
-blind in one eye (the grey one) 
-5'3
Frank:
-raises cattle
-has a scar on his jaw (from walking into a wall)
-always wearing a hat
-loves ABBA
-has a sheep named barbie
-6'0
Lucius:
-first 2 years at hogwarts his hair was always in french braids
-gray eyes looked green in the sun
-practiced rbf
-swings cane like a baton
-loves horses
-6'2
Xenophilius:
-so pale you could see almost every vain and so that his eyes almost look purple
-trans
-taps feet to the song stuck in his head
-corduroy jackets
-loves playing card games
-5'8
✨ok those are them! girls are next
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so high school.
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pairing - james potter x reader
summary - that one cute nerdy guy from your lectures gives you a follow and you end up actually falling for him.
trope/tags - modern!au, uni/college!au, instagram/social media!au, fluff, terrible humor
word count - 578
warnings - language, drinking, smoking
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Xenophilius draws and paints on all surfaces except for an actual drawing book
#xenophilius lovegood#xenophilius headcanon#he’s so me#aidens headcanons#marauders era#dead gay wizards#fuck jkr#harry potter#marauders headcanon#headcanon
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The headcanon that Pandora is a Rosier and Xenophilius is a Malfoy and that they chose the name Lovegood together after getting married because it better represents them is so dear to me
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