#xenophilius lovegood headcanons

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xenophilius is one of my favorite marauders era characters and he doesn't get nearly enough hype so here are a couple headcanons i have for him

xenophilius' grandfather started the quibbler and it was eventually passed down to him. he's been the writer of it since his parents died in his 7th year

in the marauders' year in school

xeno was the one to give the marauders info on how to become animagi. james tricked him into telling them. idk how xeno would know, he just knows a lot of things

fairly close friends with james, acquaintances with the rest of the marauders

does not believe in the concept of gender

was absolutely fascinated with pandora the moment he saw her. they both have a lot of eccentricity and love for nature but in different ways; xenophilius loves creatures and plants and pandora loves potions and experimentation surrounding them

pandora calls him "lovely lovegood" because he gets the insult of "loony lovegood" very often

xeno and pandora got married just a couple years after graduating hogwarts. before that, they'd been dating since xeno's 5th year and pandora's 4th

pandora calls him phil and their friends think it's hilarious that she gave such a common nickname to such a strange man

james firmly denies the existence of nargles so xenophilius started to sneak into gryffindor tower and steal his socks to make him believe nargles had done it. it works

pureblood, not sacred 28 but almost made the cut. most of the reason they didn't was that the other pureblood families simply don't like them because of their weirdness and would prefer to distance themselves from them

[orchideous-nox]

Favourite loser? 🤨 Like actual losers, not just "well, they're weird". You seem like a Peter person

Okay, starting off by saying I love this ask!!

When I think of losers in the marauders era I wouldn't immediately think of Peter, or at least not the way I hc him. But I do love him in his own special way, but not a loser way. I think there are more losery losers out there.

Like Xenophilius. Man is a humanoid string of cooked spaghetti who loves conspiracies and everything thinks he's a freak. He doesn't have many friends beyond Pandora and Barty (who is also perpetually perceived as being a loser), so he spends a lot of time on his own muttering to himself.

He goes on to be the editor of a magazine that 99% of the wizarding community thinks is nonsense and is mostly ignored. Pandora and Luna regularly have to try and convince him that he's not a loser, not fully believing their own words. He tried to start a Hogwarts student magazine but it was just him, nobody else signed up, or at least not using real names.

He sits in corners of Hogwarts writing things down in his little notebook with his long limp hair that he has to be persuaded to cut and wash, and when he's not in uniform he dresses in clothes that nobody else wears from odd muggle stores in the depths of London.

Some people say he's wacky and zany but I think my boy Phil is a certified loser. He sits down at the Ravenclaw table and people get up and move away from him. He's vibing in his own world doing his little dance like at Bill and Fleur's wedding with his yellow clothes and odd throat singing and pisses the common room off because he refuses to keep it to the confines of his dorm.

In the wise words of Alex, "Phil is the real odd fuck".

[starstruckmoony]

so high school.

masterlist

pairing - james potter x reader

summary - that one cute nerdy guy from your lectures gives you a follow and you end up actually falling for him.

trope/tags - modern!au, uni/college!au, instagram/social media!au, fluff, terrible humor

word count - 704

warnings - language, suggestive jokes

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[isabel-lillah]

what if Pandora just forgets to mention she married Xenophilius on a random tuesday because they felt like it

and then three months later her friends find out when they come to visit her because there's a photo from the wedding hanging on the wall

the only one who knew was Reg, who was Pandora's witness and ringbearer

[a-great-tragedy]

Some random waitress at a diner: Congratulates!

Xenophilous: What?

Waitress: *Points to Pandora sitting in a wedding dress* Happy wedding!

Pandora: We’re not married

Waitress: *prolonged eye contact* What?

Pandora: We’ve actually just been to a funeral.

[moonytoasted]

marauders era sexuality headcanons

james potter: unlabeled. he had a crush on frank but it didn't compare to his crush on lily. he can't be bothered to label himself.

remus lupin: gay gay gay

sirius black: bi. can pull every gender and does. him and marlene were each others' first kisses.

peter pettigrew: demiro + demisexual :3

hestia jones: she loves her nerd boyfriend

amos diggory: he loves his strong quidditch girlfriend

lily evans: bi. dated emmeline vance (for like 3 days before they broke out in a screaming match. enemies to lovers speedrun)

marlene mckinnon: lesbianest lesbian to ever live. her, emmeline, and sirius combined have probably flirted with everyone in gryffindor.

mary macdonald: bi (and married dean thomas' dad rahhh)

dorcas meadows: bi/ace :3

emmeline vance: lesbian. or alternatively, sapphic enemies to lovers plot point.

regulus black: thought he was aroace. turns out he's demiro + ace

barty crouch (jr): evan. / evan: barty.

davey gudgeon: straight, acts gay w his friends

sybill trelawney: bi w a HEAVY preference for women.

xenophilius lovegood: straight. #1 ally

pandora: ace + straight but made out w sybill when they were high.

frank longbottom: bi + the crush of every new first year coming in

alice fortescue: straight + the crush of every other new first year.

caradoc dearborn: benjy. in love w him but not out :(

benjy fenwick: bi. he's out.

[katakosmos]

i think sometimes we forget that pandora was a mother, and let me tell you, she was also a big mess of a mother. but she tried.

when she realized that, because of her belly, she couldn't fit in her favorite clothes anymore, she punched xenophilius in the face cause it was "his fault";

when she went into labor, she was so scared that she asked the doctors if it was possible to keep the baby inside her a little longer;

during the first months of luna's life, when she did nothing but cry every night, xenophilius removed all the mirrors from the house to prevent pandora from freaking out because of the dark circles under her eyes;

and when luna once threw the spoon with food at her, pandora cried all night thinking luna did it because she was a horrible mother.

in the end, when luna's first word was "mama", she was so happy that she almost asked xenophilius to have another baby, and he had to beg her to wait at least a couple of years.

he was so exhausted. he loved her so much.

also, i think pandora was tragically obsessed with her daughter, she loved to buy her cute little clothes, and for her first birthday she gave her something like 30 gifts. she wanted luna to have a perfect life.

she tried to be a perfect mum, but luna often made her angry (she was a hyperactive child). but then she found out that biting xenophilius helped her calm down, and he started going to work every day covered in bruises (his colleagues were worried). so, when luna grew up to be the calmest girl in the universe, he almost cried of joy.

they are so cute help.

[ros3kill3r]

Sybill loved Peter who loved James who loved Lily who loved Mary who loved Marlene who loved Dorcas who loved Pandora who loved Xeno who loved Evan who loved Barty who loved Regulus who loved Remus who loved Sirius.

[tea-blankets-andstars]

P.1 Marauders era (boys) Six things:

James:

-gold jewlery

-long eyelashes

-smile bigger then the sun

-loves gardening

-can do the splits (uses it as a party trick)

-6'0

Sirius:

-cascading waterfall of curls

-deap ocean eyes

-resting sad face

-chaotic good

-hot cocoa drinker

-5'9

Remus:

-sweaters

-brown eyes that shine gold

-owns a flip phone

-only wears green and brown tones

-has a scar on his knee from a potion explosion 

-6'4

Peter:

-chess genius

-nose freckles

-loves herbology

-fuzzy socks

-has a 9 step sikncare routine

-5'6

Barty jr:

-little pants little shirt

-noticed but never seen

-always smells like lemon cake

-geinus

-loves watching thor

-6'7

Evan:

-loves anything strawberry

-has natural white hair and eyelashes

-stretch marks

-horrible eyesight but refuses to wear glasses

-nonbinary transmasc

-5'11 (says he's 6'1) 

Regulus:

-one storm grey eye & one light blue with a mix of emerald 

-trans

-secretly loves taylor swift (favorite album is fearless)

-rbf

-blind in one eye (the grey one) 

-5'3

Frank:

-raises cattle

-has a scar on his jaw (from walking into a wall)

-always wearing a hat

-loves ABBA

-has a sheep named barbie

-6'0

Lucius:

-first 2 years at hogwarts his hair was always in french braids

-gray eyes looked green in the sun

-practiced rbf

-swings cane like a baton

-loves horses

-6'2

Xenophilius:

-so pale you could see almost every vain and so that his eyes almost look purple

-trans

-taps feet to the song stuck in his head

-corduroy jackets

-loves playing card games

-5'8

✨ok those are them! girls are next

[witchygfsgf]

how i imagine the marauders (picrew is made by makowka)

sirius black

remus lupin

peter pettigrew

james potter

lily evans

mary macdonald

marlene mckinnon

dorcas meadowes

pandora lovegood

xenophilius lovegood (my hc is he's a trelawney)

sybill trelawney

alice longbottom

frank longbottom

emmeline vance

emma vanity

lucinda talkalot

amelia bones

edgar bones

hestia Jones

benjy fenwick

charity burbage

aurora sinistra

bellatrix black

andromeda black

narcissa black

ted tonks

rita skeeter

persephone zabini (first name's just a hc)

regulus black

[futurequibblerjournalist]

I’m such a sucker for characters who are calm and chill until insert thing happens.

Like, Xenophilius is a calm, chill guy until he’s putting together furniture. Then it’s a war zone. He will scream, yell, curse and throw threats and things everywhere and going near him is like poking a bear. I feel like Mary would be similar tbh

[orchideous-nox]

could you pretty please yap more about xeno and xenodora 🛐

Of course, I'll take any excuse to talk about this humanoid spaghetti noodle!!

I've mentioned that I hc Xenophilius as being an estranged Malfoy which I think is not an uncommon hc. We really don't know anything about the Lovegood family beyond Xeno, Pandora and Luna who marries a Scamander, making the name Lovegood extinct. If Xeno was a Malfoy (one of the other families known for having very light hair) then he would be Lucius's brother or perhaps half-brother, a cousin perhaps. This isn't something I have thought too much on but I know @futurequibblerjournalist and I know he'll be yapping about Xeno at some point....because I asked him to. Anyway, Xeno and Pandora both took new surnames to distance themselves from their families and became the Lovegoods because that says so much about their values and the life they want to lead together. They eloped because Pandora said if she didn't have Evan there then she didn't want a big wedding and Xeno believes the moment should be special and private so he doesn't mind, if that's what the love of his life wants then elopement it is.

Xeno runs The Quibbler, as we know, which has a reputation for being eccentric and a "lunatic rag", so I fully believe that Xenophilius would be a conspiracy theorist which we kinda see when people mention articles from the magazine. Xeno would have been one of the people who stormed Area 51 back in 2019, he's desperate to know the truth about extra-terrestrial life and even if he's British he's convinced that our government is also lying about aliens. He has a theory about anything and everything, he hears people talking about major historical events and he slides in like "have you considered-" and then they walk away. The only people I believe who would sit and listen are Pandora and Barty, who wholeheartedly believes them too.

Xenophilius and Pandora are just so AAAHHHHHHHHH (in a good way), I don't know how else to word it. They are that couple who genuinely believe that home is anywhere that the other person is. They are so deeply in love and it's that love that grounds them and makes them feel safe and protected. In Hogwarts, he is that guy who loves his girlfriend so much, he will walk away from any conversation if Pandora walks in the room because he'd much rather be talking to her. They both feel more relaxed if they've got some form of physical contact with the other whether its holding hands, their knees touching under the desk or the dinner table. Xenophilius is a long beanpole of a man so he likes to stand behind Pandora with his arms around her and his chin on top of her head. They are co-dependant in a non-toxic way because they genuinely are just so in love and become like the parent friends to everyone because they have so much love to give.

I think Xeno's music taste would be such a vibe honestly, I think he's listening to really obscure folk music and he can't understand why other people groan when he plays it. In terms of modern music though, I think he's listening to The Oh Hellos, The Amazing Devil, the people who do the medieval covers of modern songs. He's hearing Good Luck Babe and is like "this sounds different to how I know it". His favourite books are all retellings of myths and legends, or just straight up reading the original texts. He fucks with Welsh folk tales even if he's not Welsh, he just loves the vibes I think so he definitely owns a copy of The Mabinogion. He also loves a good fable because any story that teaches an important life lesson should be passed on to anyone who will listen...even if they are being forced to listen because Xeno is following them through the halls.

Thanks for the ask and giving me an excuse to talk about this personified borzoi!! <3

[marsmarauders]

marauders' patroni headcanons!

I'm sure this has been done a gazillion times, but I'm here to share my thoughts on what I think the marauders, valkyries, skittles, and co's patroni would've been! (I know that it's been said that Death Eaters can't cast Patroni, but I honestly think that's bologna).

(I also know that the patronus charm isn't technically in the Hogwarts' curriculum, but I honestly don't care).

Let's start with the canon Patroni!

James Potter: Prongs. (Stag).

Sirius Black: Padfoot. (Dog).

Remus Lupin: Prefers non-corporeal, but it's a wolf.

(You ever realize that James and Lily's patroni were super similar? (Duh) Well, you know who else has super similar looking patroni... Sirius and Remus. Just saying).

Peter Pettigrew: Wormtail. (Rat).

Lily Evans: Doe.

Severus Snape: I've always had the theory that his original patronus was a bat, and that it turned into a doe once Lily died.

Kingsley Shacklebolt: Lynx.

Now on to my headcanons! <3

Mary Macdonald: A dolphin! I think Mary is such a sweet, curious, extroverted witch, and a dolphin suits her perfectly!

Marlene McKinnon: Her's is 100% a lioness, you can't tell me otherwise.

Alice Fortescue/Longbottom: I think her's would be a horse! She has this graceful strength that I think is so admirable. (Obviously her bravery in the canon series is one of the big reasons for this).

Frank Longbottom: I've always seen his as a meerkat. Meerkats are super loyal and don't accept threats to those they love. They just scream 'Frank' to me!

Emmeline Vance: I believe her's in canon is non-corporeal, but I wanted to give her one anyways! I think hers would be an otter! They're just so excited and energetic, and that is how I see Emmeline.

Dorcas Meadowes: A fox! Foxes are super intuitive and ambitious, and Dorcas is just... what can I say, she's the ultimate girlboss.

Regulus Black: I know so many people think his is a cat, and while I can see that, I personally think his is a panther. (Still technically a cat!) A panther is a strong-willed animal would isn't afraid to stand up to anything.

(You may be wondering "that doesn't sound like Regulus at all," and you're right, it doesn't. It sounds more like Sirius. I did that on purpose. I think his happiest memory has to be him and Sirius when they were younger, and so I think his patronus manifests as a mix of him and Sirius.)

Barty Crouch Jr: His is a mongoose! Mongeese are extremely intelligent, and can be very friendly, however, they're also very unpredictable. They can represent impulsiveness and rebellion, which is just so Barty to me.

Evan Rosier: "Raccoons act out when held captive." Need I say more?

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood: I think Pandy's patronus is a swan! Swans are graceful and emotionally intelligent, and I think that suits sweet Pandora's personality perfectly!

Xenophilius Lovegood: I think his would be a chameleon. (Is this partially because of what he did when Luna was taken? And because chameleons represent easy and sudden change? Yeah, maybe a little but hear me out). Chameleons are able to easily adapt and change, and I think that sounds like Xenophilius. That's all! I hope you all have a wonderful day/afternoon/night, wherever you are! And let me know what your headcanons are!

[starstruckmoony]

style.

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pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing, just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 991

warnings - language

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celeb_gossip not long after his split with actress emma vanity, sirius black has been pulled into some unexpected dating rumours with fellow rockstar, y/n l/n. the two singers have been leaving some interesting comments under one another's posts recently, and fans claim to have seen them together at marlene mckinnon's shows and several other occasions. the alleged couple, however, has not been photographed together yet. what do you think? 🤔 is this just another senseless rumour? 🤨 or is there something more going on? 👀 drop a comment and let us know your thoughts 😘💋

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[iguessit-sgrace]

creepy freaky pandora hcs?

anon how did you know 👀

my pandora is a FREAK

and we love her for it

her full name is pandora artemis rosier <3

she's twins with ev obvi. it was just her and ev for so long in the manor that when they went to hogwarts, it was hard to break their codependency. hence why pandora hung out with the pantheon (skittles) despite their different houses.

she was a hatstall! not a very long one, but the hat took a little while deciding between slytherin and ravenclaw. it stressed evan out to heck and back when she was put in ravenclaw instead of slytherin, which was where their family had been for centuries. of course, ravenclaw was much more acceptable than, say, gryffindor, but it wasn't slytherin.

unfortunately, ravenclaw was not kind to pandora. she was odd, both in her appearance and her mannerisms. she stared at people too long, didn't talk to anyone but slytherins, collected weird charms and hung them around her neck. the only ravenclaw she got along with was xenophilius ollivander (YES HE'S AN OLLIVANDER DEAL WITH IT (except he went by his mother's maiden name instead, which was lovegood)) and xeno was just as eccentric as she was weird. he wore radish earrings and bright yellow clothes and let her practice as many spells on him as she wanted. as she got older she got more eccentric than creepy, started laughing more, and becoming her bubbly, weird self instead of the creepy recluse she was forced to be in the manor. (i love her creepy self but let's be honest, pandora is a extrovert through and through and when she and ev were alone in the abandoned manor, she had no contact with anyone but the occasional house elf or their grandparents. she basically missed her social development and had to catch up in hogwarts, where everyone kept a clear distance from her.)

her patronus is a luna moth <333 but later on it changes to be a dragonfly like xeno's.

okay so appearance-wise, i see pandora two ways. in my head, she's either poc with white-blonde hair and brown eyes; or she's albino with purple eyes. i generally lean towards the first, but i can see her either way.

pandora calls xenophilius "phil" and it's the most hilarious thing ever because she managed to give the guy with the weirdest name in school one of the most generic names.

and yes i mw the seer pandora hc. however she doesn't mess with the widely practiced divination bc she thinks it's dumb. she does her own form of divination basically.

she collects insect wings and puts them on earrings. i said what i said, argue with the wall.

she made her own elf/faerie ears and wears them e v e r y w h e r e. it got to the point that she basically gaslit students into thinking they were natural.

she has a silver dragonfly locket that xeno gave her, which has a photo of them and luna. (it's on her neck when she dies and luna never takes it off after that).

her clothes are old fashioned and FUNKY

she walks so quietly that when she walks into a room nobody heard her and she kind of just appears and their fear fuels her

she collects seashells with xeno and paints them and they hang them in their house

during fifth year, when she finally starts coming out of her shell, she hangs out with barty a lot and starts hexing the other students with him. she just gets so angry and frustrated at her visions and the students and her family and the war and- (yeah, she kinda snaps).

during the night, she sneaks out into the forbidden forest and just dances in her nightgown in the moonlight. she's met more than a few unicorns while she's out there.

her favorite time of the day is 11:11. purely because of the numbers (she loves arithmancy). she tells the pantheon to make a wish every time she sees it.

omg how have i not brought up regulus yet???? tumblr i have failed you i'm so sorry

she and reg are best friends. closer than that, even. (she's his james, ykwim?) they met on the astronomy tower as he was sobbing over a letter sirius sent him. she just sat next to him and comforted him the same way she comforts evan: listing random facts. she started telling him all about the constellations and the science and history and mythology behind them. when she got to leo he told her his name.

they write letters to each other all the time, especially during the summer. one year, regulus finally manages to convince walburga and orion to let him stay at their manor (his parents had no idea it was abandoned: they assumed he was securing a friendship with one of the young rosier heirs.) that summer is the memory both pandora and regulus use to cast their first patroni.

pandora doesn't smoke cigarettes but she does smoke weed. almost every time that she, barty, and xeno are together they're stoned.

xeno was her first and final love, but there was a time that she couldn't keep her eyes off of the beautiful redheaded girl with eyes like emeralds. and there was a time that the beautiful girl would meet her eyes, smile, and look away.

she collects river rocks and old keys and insect wings and music boxes that are out of tune and crystals and flowers and seashells and anything she can get her hands on.

her familiar is a white cat named luna. and yes, luna lovegood is named after the cat luna.

she helps regulus with the horcruxes once he discovers them. they fake their deaths (only xeno knows they're alive) to hunt and destroy them.

her singing voice sounds like aurora and no i will not be taking criticism. apple tree is literally about her and regulus!!

she had a miscarriage shortly after luna was two. she was supposed to have a boy named caelum (who would be barty and evan's godson) but she lost him in the second trimester :(

she and xeno take his mother's maiden name because neither of them like their families.

this isn't technically about pandora but i had to put in that barty calls luna "lunatic"

ahh my girllllll

she's so weird and loveable <3

[cheekyboybeth]

This is what I feel like adult Pandora would wear

she’s a famous alchemist, has a husband and a daughter, and she wears this colour because she loves it and it creates the illusion that she’s not that insane when in reality, she is incredibly insane