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sorry but i kind of want regulus who was more like 'thank god that loud fucking bitch got out of here & now i'm an only child. when can i have his room'

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black family dinners were high fashion editorial absurdity bordering on surrealism. they were famous for always starting obscenely late because every single one of them is taking hours to perfect their appearance. the house of black rests on narcissistic individuality - they all think they’re the hottest, smartest, most fashionable person in the room, including (especially) sirius and andromeda. walburga and druella are constantly trying to outdo one another with how extravagant the dinner itself can be, which means they’re eating shit you’ve never heard of before served by house elves on stilts

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“i beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker”

but it’s remus taking james and sirius to right about any social gathering.

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Marlene "live fast, die young, bad girls do it well" mckinnon

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baby lily’s first ever hogsmeade trip

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Tumblr I bring a gift ⭐️Lily Evans⭐️

Just a girl enjoying the rain

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lily evans who is constantly worried about money since she didn’t grow up with a lot x james potter who constantly spoils her since he’s rich as hell

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barty and emmeline were definitely on a school debate team

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having so much wolfstar brainrot rn... the voices

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Life Lines ⭐️

Based on a headcannon I saw a while ago on tt, which was based on a post made on tumblr but i haven’t been able to find the original post, so if anyone knows, pls lmk!

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21st century remus lupin in a grandpa sweater choking seeing sirius strut out of the dorms in a compression shirt and gray shorts

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summer, 1977

(these are pretty old but i like them

anyways😭🙏)

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Smooch💋💋

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🌟 gossip girls

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hestia jones hcs:

hufflepuff in the year above the marauders but friends with a lot of people in the year below

straight & cis

half italian and spends most of her summers with her extended family there

her close friendgroup is all boys with the occasional few girls (emmeline, mary, florence) hanging with them

chaser on the hufflepuff quidditch team

would class her best friend as edgar bones or caradoc dearborn

dated james for a while during school

has a very street/sporty style

nicknamed 'jonesy' by her quidditch teammates & friends

gets okay grades, as she is very good at the practical aspects of classes but not so much with theory

pureblood and never really learned much about the muggle world

wanted to become a curse breaker but ended up becoming an auror instead

didn't join the order during the first war but regretted not doing so after the death/dissappearances of so many of her friends that a big reason she ended up joining in the second war was the guilt she felt, as well as wanting a sort of vengeance

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the pantheon in an 80s high school au:

barty: stoner, really smart, chess team member

dorcas: class president, nerdy in a cool way

evan: jock but make it mean

pandora: odd spiritual girl

regulus: weird loner, eats alone in the bathroom

xenophilius: garden club member, somehow popular