#xcest

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

12 xisuma's polycule vs xweltho: poll here

xbralisuma vs xbsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

[enjoy-the-show]

White rose, blood rose

-- Xcest • Double Life mechanics • 300 Words --

(!) Content Warning: Blood and vaguely described Death

The first thing he noticed was their eyes.

Well, how could you not?

Red, red like a rose blooming when it's spring, the prettiest flower he'd ever saw, they looked at him harshly, but that roughness only made their beauty stand out even more.

Next was their hair.

Wavy, almost white hair, only the faintest lilac could be seen.

Their short hair covered their pierced ears slightly (he could see their tips were pointy), strands of hair resting just above his eyebrows and forming a side fringe, and pretty, long eyelashes, all white and beautiful.

And at last, their lips, a vertical cut scarring pink flesh; slightly parting and distorted downwards- oh.

They were mad at him.

If they weren't so pretty, Xisuma would have realized this sooner and would have dodged the open handed slap in the face, but oh well.

***

Ex's eyes were shut and their body was limp against the snow covered land. Crimson liquid stained their clothes and the snow around them. Xisuma was slowly, painfully dragging his body closer to them, reaching out to touch their cold frostbitten skin.

His body felt the cold, felt the harm done by the players to Ex within his own body, he knew there wasn't much time left untill they run out of hearts, a tossup between blood loss, freezing, or another player finding them.

He moved back the hair covering Ex's face and caressed it. Their red eyes opened, and he feels like crying. Ex's hair had blood on it, their face and hands were soaked in it, their torn clothes damped as well.

"Don't die- I love you" he pleaded.

A white rose that drips blood, their petals wilting, their beauty fading, swallowed by all the red.

"Xisuma..."

[It was always going to end like this, love.]

×××

[Started: 25/05/24. Finished: 26/05/24]

[helsex]

Moved accounts from @helsex-moved !! New blog same me!

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☆ main: @trans-soul-rebel (likes/follows from there)

☆ call me hels or whatever idc (if you know my other names those r fine too). i mainly post here, exhels and hermitcraft but I'll do whatever I want forever. i block liberally don't take it personally. dteam/dream fans and discourse asks not welcome. im not an anti i dont fuck w all that stupid discourse and I understand the layers of nuance to heavy topics but just know if you label yourself as proship I have absolutely nothing but disdain for you. all og posts screen reader accessible. hermitshipping tagged though I don't often participate in it.

☆ i have an art taglist! send an ask or dm if you want to be added.

☆ ps. welscest and xcest make me nauseatingly uncomfortable for Unknown reasons so please just don't mention them to me (not against though, you do you)

☆ carrd ☆ commissions ☆ kofi ☆ exhels server ☆

[helsafterdark]

⛧ ao3: helsafterdark ⛧ kinklist ⛧ comms

⛧ 99% exhels 1% other stuff. pure filth ahead. hermitnsfw blog technically but it's very unlikely post about anyone other than exhels. feel free to send asks or questions about my headcanons, feedback about fics, and perhaps a prompt/request you'd like me to write/draw a little something for*, etc. not gonna make a dni but if you fw underage, incest, or zoo in any way then I don't want you here.

⛧ my ex is transmasc nb (they/them) sub bottom and hels is a man and woman drag queen (he/she) dom top, occasional vers. thought in retrospect this is important to put at the top here. i don't often really stray from these hcs.

⛧ nothing wrong with either but i absolutely don't do xcest or welscest don't talk to me about them thumbsup . any ex or hels ship other than exhels is pretty much on my no list too sorry just a personal thing

*prompts and requests are on a if-i-feel-like-it-and have-motivation basis. never guaranteed.

[helsex-moved]

Hmm

Give me. Ship drawing reqs if you have them, I want to try something new /nf

Hermitcraft and traffic series, no welscest, xcest, pearl, gem, or tfc ships ty <3

[self-appointed-nerd]

Hermitcraft Headcanon asks are officially open!

Since I will do most asks, I'll put a list of what I WON'T do!

Before we begin, I do want to say that most ships are open, as I do ship Polyhermits. Anyways, without further ado....

Things I will not write (sorry :) )

Specific AU headcanons (I don't read many AUs so I most likely will not know what to write)

Other SMPs (I MIGHT do Traffic Light, but that is a rare exception)

Smut (My hermits are as asexual as they are polyamorous)

Any -cest ship (This includes Welscest, Xcest, and any others I may have missed. You can probably see why I'm not writing these.)

Serious angst that includes S/H or SA

Thank you for reading, and feel free to ask anything that fits these guidelines!

[bladephilia]

hi! i’m magnolia n’ this is my sideblog where i can be a little bit more sick and twisted and evil. you may recognize me from my main even with a different alias (or perhaps ur a mutual of mine who i gave this url to) but either way hi. i figured i’d contain my mental illness here. :3

this blog may include but is not limited to mostly dead dove do not eat content: xcest, yandere, unhealthy/toxic relationship dynamics, dub/noncon, etc. may add more later but for now these r all rllie the big ones.

do not interact if you are unable to curate ur own experience in fandom spaces. block any tags you don’t fuck with, block me if you don’t fuck w what i post, etc etc. basic dni (racist, homophobic, zionist, pro ed/ana, fatphobic etc etc) applies here as well. do not interact w me or my blog if you are any of those things. additionally, if you are prone to leaving hate on anon then kindly fuck off of my blog. i think u are the lowest of the low and u need to get a life!

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

could I ask for Xisuma x Evil Xisuma? ty! 💛

EX: *Distant maniacal laughter and lightning strikes*

Hypno: Good lord, what was that?

Xisuma: Excuse me? That’s my husband, you jerk!

[xisumashiptournement]

Side A: Round 2

[jleo-enthusiast]

Saw an art that reawakened the spark for this ship in me, short ramble about the plot I’ve got going on in my mind below

so. Evil X got sent back to the void after having been under Jeff's command which fucked them up harshly, and now they can't help but miss X. Miss the times they had with xem even though those memories are stained by Jeff's control they were under while getting to hang out with X

In a way, maybe that was the reason they didn't try to escape earlier - being given the magic to mind control Xisuma tapped into their desires they didn't want to admit. It was a power trip, it was something they aknowledge they shouldn't have done, but god, the other option was to go back to the isolation of the void that Jeff dragged them out of. Make Xisuma unreachable and merely a muse to keep idolizing.

And, intoxicated with the thrill of freedom, they made some impulsive decisions that only led to a further moral descent. If they're mind controlling X to fulfil Jeff's demands anyway, xe's not gonna forgive them already. There is no going back. Only digging a deeper hole for themself.

[hmshermitcraft]

Xisuma was a beta, so Ex expected to be one as well, only to end up an omega when he finally started presenting. Much to his annoyance, however he isn't dainty or weak like how most people view omegas, and if you treat him any differently there is a strong likely hood that he's going to punch you in the jaw. Good thing the hermits don't really care about all that secondary gender stereotype stuff!

Diversity win! This omega is selling you cryptocurrency while his clone/boyfriend allows it!

[hermitcake]

Assumption based on X-cest? (if you're comfortable with selfcest obvsly)

your favorite dynamic is distinguished character/a totall disaster, you'd kiss your clone if given the chance, probably you enjoy angst

[ghostorcism]

hello please read my dnfi before following bc that’s what it’s meant for

[huntinggearsuperstores]

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[fireemblems24]

The best was that you could go “xcest is wincest” which was the name of this ship too, since Destiel was much larger, but man they clearly ran out of ideas with Castiel and kept him hanging on because of fan demand. I actually think Supernatural is THEE example of why you should ignore your fans and write an actually good story, but I’m going on a rant now. 

It did always seem like Innes’ desperation to prove himself to Ephraim “so he could marry Eirika” seemed like a big excuse. I can def see those two winding up in bed together and not remembering how. I don’t really picture Seth joining the picture unless he’s domming everyone.

OMG yeah true about Dimitri and Felix. Your headcannons for them are spot on lol. I need to read those configurations for . . . reasons. Because it’s not like Ashe doesn’t fit well into the Dimitri, Felix, Dedue, Sylvain mess we’ve already mentioned. I def want harem ending for Dimitri. I’ll have to know the story reason later then. They’re like a ship I’d go for in fiction, but in real life I’d beg Dimitri to leave Felix for his own good and it’s not like Dimitri’s equipped to handle Felix’s issues, it’s just Felix is more aggressive about it. 

If you ever do that meme mage run it’s interesting to note that even with Dimitri not being the best at magic he can learn one of the highest faith spells, Aura. Only Yuri,Byleth, and Marianne can learn this spell so I thought it was weird that Dimitri can too. Turns out Rodrigue knows Aura and we know he looked after Dimitri the best he could so that detail is pretty interesting in my opinion.

Awww, that’s sweet that Rodrigue taught Dimitri Aura (or you can headcannon that. I know I will). Larger spells have less uses though, but it’s still a cool piece of 3H trivia. 

I’m not sure who Yuri is though. Does he come in later or is he DLC?

[helsex-moved]

Still need to make a new carrd or something with this in it but reminder: if you ship xcest or welscest please dni