#joesuma

[xisumashiptournement]

Side A: Round 3

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

Does anyone want to rpf ship joesuma with me

[hmshermitcraft]

Joe writes little stories a lot. Two dogs being friends, a hare being taught how to calm down by an old tortoise, birds building a nest, whatever he wants to really. He sends the heart-warming ones to Xisuma, just has a little bit of happiness for his love.

Xisuma keeps them all in a drawer, pulling them out when he needs something happy to read, he never learnt that it was Joe writing them until Jeo wrote about him and Xisuma

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

may i request some joesuma :D

Xisuma: In another place and another time, we could have fallen in love.

Joe: Follow me.

Xisuma: Okay?

Joe: Okay, we’re outside your base, and it’s 10:47. Does that work?

Xisuma: ...Yeah, sure!

[anon-shipblr]

"X, I just want to tell you that- AH FUCK PHANTOMS"

- Joe, probably

[wizardcorn3r]

I yearn for any soft ships with Joe, so if you feel like it, would you please draw Jleo or Jub (Joe x Cub) or maybe even Joesuma? :0 whichever one you like most!!

them!

[gridoc]

since you asked for ships other than gridoc (who are you and what did you do to percy): how about some joesuma? im a big softie for them 💖💖

honestly me when i didnt want to draw gridoc me@me: who tf r u 

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

12 xisuma's polycule vs xweltho: poll here

xbralisuma vs xbsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

[hmshermitcraft]

Years before Hermitcraft, Xisuma was into art. He would go to the Hub and sketch different people. One day he found such a beautiful man, he fell in love at first sight. He gave the man his sketch.

When he first entered Hermitcraft, how surprised he was to find a man who kept his sketch in a pocket. What's his name again? Joe?

- 🐰anon

He was really surprised and super embarrassed because he feels that the drawing he drew of joe didn’t capture his beauty

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

joe + xisuma, idk their ship name but :')

Xisuma: Why do you even like me

Joe: One sec let me write you a couple thousand pages

[anon-shipblr]

more joesuma please? And might I trouble you for some scar x cub x joe in these trying times?

conecorp to come anon!

X only ever takes his helmet off to sleep and when he feels comfortable enough to do it (almost never), the first time Joe saw his face he stopped breathing for about half a minute

no one except for EX and Joe has seen Xisuma's face. this has led to some interesting shenanigans:

Ren: hey, I bet the reason why X doesn't show his face is because of [insert tragic reason here]

Joe: that's not why, it's because he ran face-first into a wall when he was 5 and broke his nose. I really don't understand why he hides his face though, he looks really handsome. (he does have a birthmark that looks like a heart under his left eye though)

Ren: oh ok- hOL UP-

Joe doesn't have a middle name but when Joe and X are in a tiff gives Joe silly names like "JOSEPHINE THEODORE HILLS" or "JONAH LARS ISAIAH-" or whatever, just to remind them both not to get too serious about whatever they're debating/arguing about

Xisuma, being a music man, enjoys putting a beat/tune to the freestyle poems Joe does. doesn't always turn out well, but hey, it's the thought that counts.

you'd think that two English speakers would be able to do things in English and you'd be very wrong

Xisuma: can you pass me the thing?

Joe: what thing?

Xisuma: the- the- [in swedish] I can't believe I forgot the word for- [back to English] THE BOWL

Joe and Xisuma, in unison: and this is an achacha tree

(they now only sing the birthday song in every language except English)

[xisumashiptournement]

Side A: Round 2

[xisumashiptournement]

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

[ID: Xisuma and Keralis's minecraft skins both in tuxedos, facing each other over a purple mandala background. /end ID]

AND OUR WINNER IS MR KERALIS HIMSELF!!!

Xisuma & Keralis01 are your winners of the best xisuma duo polls ^-^

[hmshermitcraft]

Joe and Cleo are meant to be together. They’ve been best friends, practically soulmates, for years. It was the natural progression for them to eventually start dating, which is precisely why they did

It made sense that their romantic relationship would be a bit awkward, they were used to being friends. It made sense that Joe never seemed to want to do anything more intimate then hugging his new girlfriend or that Cleo would still refer to Joe as her friend as opposed to her boyfriend.

It made less sense that Joe was always sending longing glances at Xisuma while on dates with Cleo or that Cleo was way more affectionate and loving with False then with her own significant other

Joe and Cleo were meant to be together. It’s the most classic love story ever- a guy and a girl best friend eventually fall in love. So why can’t Joe and Cleo follow the plot?

Deep down, they both know they aren’t happy. But if their best friend dated someone else, that would mean they’d love them more. And Joe and Cleo don’t want to lose their best friends.

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #355

When the hermits plan their road trips, Keralis is in charge of arranging for motels, campgrounds, and everywhere people stay. Due to an “innocent” mistake, somehow, Xisuma and Joe ended up in rooms with only one bed. When Xisuma questioned Keralis about why he would do this to his best friend, the man just winked and said Shashwammy needed to get laid, and he was just helping.

So, Keralis is no longer in charge of accomidations.