#welsuma

[1-marigold-1]

you're mad about xisuma and wels... so welsuma maybe? :>

this is purely platonic since I don't do romantic ships with Xisuma (he's aroace in my heart <3) but yeah! They seem like dudes that just meet up sometimes and talk about stuff, they both have pretty chill vibes

[shade-e-e-es]

@as-if-unreal Going to check up on your very handsome admin. Manage to pull him away from his work long enough for him to forget what he’s doing a bit. All because he was thinking about you <3

[xisumashiptournement]

Side A: Round 2

[yaolukash]

as i really miss welsuma and wels in particular i've decided to publish something written when wels took a break 3 months ago

so yeah... welsuma

At one point, he just disappeared.

Without warning, without clues to his location, without... Anything. All that was left of Wels is the castle. As before, it was almost completely empty, deserted, but now there was not a single soul in it. The only living there moth that used the castle walls as a shelter from the outside world, letting in only loved ones, shelter from the hustle, ambition, sounds... Most importantly sounds. That moth just disappeared.

And the worst thing for Xisuma was not the fact of the disappearance itself, no matter how strange it may sound, but the fact that Hypno was the first to notice it. Hypno, when no one was responding to the fireworks and horns, suspected something was wrong. Not Xisuma, who was immersed in business at that moment. Someone who just lived closer to the knight than the admin.

The tiles sounded unpleasantly under the feet of the admin. The same unfinished castle, on the roof of which Xisuma looked at the stars every night in almost absolute darkness, again waiting for his beloved. Again, as every night of the past two months, he taps a certain tune, hoping that wherever the moth is, he will hear... He'll feel it.

"I miss you, my knight. My knight in shining armor," Xisuma grinned, returning his gaze to the stars, peering into the outlines of the planets, where his loved one could be, not visible to his gaze, "But I know that one day you will return."

There was a long silence, which Xisuma did not dare to break with words, as if he felt that somewhere in the distance his words were being heard and answered by an important to him, quiet, very gentle and calm voice saying that he would be there soon. He will come back soon, will soon be there to help admin again, will soon let X to take care of him and finally will tell all this mess of thoughts, that was in his head.

"Sooner or later, one way or another... But you'll be back. At least, I hope so. No, I believe so, as you said yourself that it's useless to hope. Therefore, I believe and wait until you tell me what stole you from the castle," the admin quietly concluded his speech, still looking at the sky.

Silence has always attracted Wels. Xisuma wasn't going to interrupt it anymore. At least not tonight.

[hmshermitcraft]

Both Wels and X are ghosts possessing their respective armours. Once in a while they swap armours for the funsies and have fun pranking unaware hermits

The different heights can make it interesting. Suddenly Wels' helmet is a head higher, whilst X's constantly bonks his chestplate. But that just adds to the chaos in their non-existent eyes.

Then, after a hard day pranking their fellow hermits, they can both enjoy some incorporeal cuddles.

[codther]

I’m such a good beta reader

[shepscapades]

hiii shep I'm sharing this on anon for the funnies :D

but I had like a half awake type dream where I was like, checking tumblr as i do and there was a post from you with a poll for us to vote on the cover art for your dbhc etho playlist and at the top it was like !! IMPORTANT POST !! in all red big letters lmao

and the post was longgg like you talked about the details and reason for each art piece we could pick from. I woke up and was like "now it would be extremely funny if I predicted that" lmao

also there was like just a bit of a welsuma in my dream as well but it was like, wels and xisuma in your style just brushing each other's hair and being sweet

idk I felt like sharing :D

WAUUUUU THATS SUPER SWEET HEHEHE unfortunately there won’t be a poll for the Etho playlist BUT the cover art is finished and I’ll be posting it alongside the playlist :DDD (when I freaking finish rambling about all of the songs) IMPORTANT POST!!!! Is so funny to me. That’s definitely what it’s gonna feel like since it’s taken so long DFJBCFGJBCN

Also wuawuwuauauauu welsuma could be so special to me. I love them very much that’s so sweet <333

[heart-freak]

we could have toxic welsuma (who aren’t in a relationship just really fucked up friends but idk what else to call them) but you gotta be boring

[artemfluid]

Welsuma for relationship bingo?

Welsuma! I much prefer Welstek but all Wels ships are absolutely awesome in my book!

[fryingpan1234567]

domestic! actor au! ship headcanons!

yeah you heard me go see @zzzaru ‘s stuff for more info (I’ve contributed as well lol)

Scarian (I’ll add Mumbo later I swear but I want to focus on these two; maybe they haven’t started dating yet idk)

My boys! they’re almost too cute to handle but we’re gonna try

As previously mentioned, they are married. I like to think that happened when they were still fairly young, but they knew they were soulmates and all the cheesy Disney shit that Scar is always quoting

To that point- Scar is a such a ‘happily ever after’ nerd, and there are CONSTANT Disney references at Grian

(THE IDEA OF SCAR CALLING HIM HIS PRINCE CHARMING- I’M IN TEARS)

They slow dance. all the time. when they’re sharing AirPods on-set in between recordings, in the living room after a long day, in the kitchen early in the morning while they’re waiting for the water to boil for tea and hot cocoa

You have no idea how many outtakes there are because Grian and Scar’s characters aren’t supposed to get along in the movies but theY CAN’T STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER Y’ALL THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE-

The Hot Guy fit had Grian kinda👀👀 (also previously mentioned)

Grian doesn’t sing very often, but when he does, he’s gotta be in character! it’s either Anne Boleyn, Cute Guy, or Ariana Griande. somehow… all very similar characters

And then Scar’s the one all red because his husband is amazing and also will be the death of him via flustering

Grian does not let Scar do chores. ever. it doesn’t happen. if he catches Scar doing anything, even just the dishes, he’ll literally drag him away

(That’s why Scar is a sneaky boi and does as much as he can when Gri leaves him home alone)

AND ANOTHER THING. pet names. there are too many

”My love, could you come get Jellie?”

”Raw sugarcane isn’t edible, dear.”

”I swear, love, if you don’t go sit down and relax you won’t be shooting anything for a week.”

AND THAT’S JUST GRIAN. SCAR’S ALMOST WORSE

”Grian! Honey! Look what I built in Minecraft!”

”BABY BRING THE CAMERA THE CATS ARE ALL SLEEPING TOGETHER.”

”Aww, gorgeous, look at your amazin’ face! I could just kiss it forever!” (for context, Grian literally looks like shit. he’s got all the makeup on for a big fight scene that he is not winning)

All three cats are besties fight me

I’ve been informed that Gri and Scar do in fact have a child that they’ve adopted, and his name is Yeuri

Scar is the ‘as long as there are no casualties it’s fine’ parent and Grian is the ‘oh, you got in a fight? did you win?’ parent

That kid is raised on Disney and Minecraft I tell ya

In fact, an entire wall of his bedroom (which he’s been in for his whole life- it was the nursery when he was first adopted as bb) is a massive Disney mural with a ton of characters and art styles and it took Scar like four months but he loves it almost as much as his son

Yeuri made wheel covers for Scar’s wheelchair and a mug that is now the only thing Grian drinks his tea out of. they’re very artsy (what did you expect, honestly)

So one of my favorite songs is called Mariposa by Peach Tree Rascals, and I’m serious, go listen to it. Grian and Scar slow dancing. You can see it

Massive! group! dates! with! the whole! cast! I swear everyone’s got a partner on set or at least who’s an actor as well like jeez

A set of ships outside of confirmed canon by Zaru that I think would be lovely (canon are Scarian, Ethubs, Rendoc, Team Rancher):

• Hypnocrafted

• Welsuma

• GLASS. SPOUSES. FIGHT ME

• Nature wives OH YEAH

Yes I love them but I need to move on (this is gonna be a long post TvT)

Rendoc

HAHA YOU THOUGHT SCARIAN WERE BAD WITH THE FLIRTING? HOO BOY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

there’s a reason Ren and Doc are not both in Double Life. it would be impossible to achieve a relationship other than with each other like dudes get your shit together

it’s all good tho! they’re my chaotic overly-suggestive boys and I love them :3

Ren is entirely Monster-powered disaster pansexual and we love him for it

Doc is scary bi who hasn’t slept in a month and is very territorial of the husband (no touchy the doggo unless you’d like an equally prosthetic arm)

They don’t have any kids, but they have two dogs!

Draco and Brit(ney Spears) are both Great Danes, and they’re sisters, but Draco is bigger (Brit is much louder tho)

If Ren isn’t sitting on a set piece that he definitely shouldn’t be, he’s sitting in Doc’s lap

Everyone on set has learned the hard way that you don’t walk into an empty room unless you’ve knocked- it only takes catching these idiots making out once to convince you to never do it again

Doc is taller by like three inches and ugh height differences my beloved <33

Whenever Ren is trying to shoot a serious scene, which is difficult in itself, Doc is in the background making goofy faces to try and get him to break

We’re just… not gonna talk about how Doc speaking German to Ren is a huge turn on for him like we’ll just ignore that bit

The fact that one of them is a fashion legend and the other one wears crocs everywhere really says something about the two of them (it’s great)

When Ren is tired after a long day of shooting, he’s genuinely a lovesick puppy and just curls around Doc and d o e s n o t l e t g o

When people don’t know them, they genuinely think they’re straight until they make out against a wall in public

Doc could listen to Ren sing forever and ever

Mmmm shot competitions

They’re the competitive couple that would trade each other for a singular corn chip to win a round of Uno

”Prepare to lose, baby boy! You’re gonna owe me for this one-“

”In your dreams, puppy. I’m about to kick your ass.”

Team Rancher

MY!! BOYS!! They won Double Life in my heart okay shh let me live my fantasy

They also adopted a kid! Siria is surprisingly levelheaded for who she was raised by- Tango says she gets it from Impulse, who also practically co-parented her (and Zed too but we know he’s just as crazy as Tango and Jimmy /lh are they poly? Exes? I haven’t decided yet)

Siria is in choir and has a very good voice, but J and Tango found out the hard way that her temper tantrums when she was younger are HELL on your hearing (no one has ever beaten her in a screaming contest)

Anyways can we talk about the sheer amount of dumbassery in their household like Jesus Christ how did Siria turn out so functional

Jimmy is blacklisted from the kitchen and finds ways to trip over literally nothing

Tango starts too many projects without finishing most of them and hasn’t slept in like three days on average

It’s okay tho. You wouldn’t expect two high end actors to be living on a ranch at the edge of the city with a bunch of animals, but there they are

(Yeuri loves all of them and has helped Siria name every single one)

Tango is shorter but stronger

Jimmy is the only one able to calm down Tango when he’s overstimulated or has a panic attack quickly (Siria has second place)

Tango wasn’t a cat person before Jimmy, but suddenly when they move in there’s two and Jimmy’s entire camera roll is the cats cuddling with Tango because he’s naturally warm-running

Tango is protective but not the jealous type

He also drives like a psychopath 🤣 Jimmy’s not ready

Pet!! Names!!

”Birdie! Siria and the cows are requesting your presence!”

”Come on, Cowboy, let’s go home.”

”Oh, no, Love, I don’t think so GIVE ME BACK MY HAT-“

”Starlight, you can’t use polynomials to measure the area of a rectangle. Let’s go to bed, okay?”

Say it with me, kids: DO. NOT. GIVE. JIMMY. CAFFEINE. His poor birdie heart can’t take it

Tango on the other hand needs at least two cups of coffee a day to function at the bare minimum

I’m so tired TvT I will do the others later I promise but I’ve got a lot on my plate atm!! Hope you liked, have a good morning/ night/ 4am

more about my actor au :)

- tango and jimmy do in fact adopt a kid after double life, and their name is siria! ((they were made by my absolute best friend in the world- unfortunately though, they don’t have tumblr)) thank you to @fryingpan1234567 for adding that in ur thing cuz i already had the idea and you just convinced me :)

- grian and scar do as well, and his name is yeuri! he and siria get along really well, siria being older than him by a year. siria’s nine, yeuri is eight!

- who’s dating in this AU? well, Bdubs and Etho are married, so are Ren and Doc, Scar and Grian, Tango and Jimmy, (Fwhip and Scott are Jimmy’s exes- they get along of course!) Mumbo is boyfriends with Scar and Grian, Grian and Scar are planning to propose to him in the Summer :]  polyamorous relationship baby!!

- The reason scar jumped off the building to save the “jellies” was because Jellie- yes, jellie herself- got onto the set somehow. so he needed to grab his cat in order to get her out of the set

- scar walks with a cane on set, and off set, he has his wheelchair

- the scene in double life where grian kills ren and big b (and etho if im remembering right), that was completely an accident. during that scene, something had happened with the lights, so they ended up falling- injuring ren and etho in the process. (big b was fine, but he was absolutely TERRIFIED) as well as the rest of the people on set- ren and etho were fine of course, they only got some bruises- grian was incredibly apologetic afterwards of course, and doc and bdubs, who were there at the scene, absolutely freaked the hell out when they saw it happen. 

- doc then proceeded to coddle ren for a while and was very reluctant to let him on set, while bdubs did the same for etho. (it took a while to convince them).

- usually after filming is done, X would take everyone out to get ice cream!

(that’s everything else i have for now :])

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

could we get a welsuma :

Xisuma: You love me, right?

Wels: Of course, baby.

Xisuma: And you’d do anything for me?

Wels: Absolutely.

Xisuma: Good, ‘cause I accidentially sold my soul to EX again can you get it back

Wels: Dammit X.

[habeascorpseus]

so welsuma,

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

12 xisuma's polycule vs xweltho: poll here

xbralisuma vs xbsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

[entityredacted]

The armoured boys are kissing

[hmshermitcraft]

Before Wels came to Hermitcraft, he had served many lifetimes as a knight under various rulers. Being vaguely immortal with his set of skills meant he was, most often, a guard of high rank. He’d pledged his fealty and sworn oaths to so many men under gods alike that the memories all started to blur together.

When Wels came to Hermitcraft, he expected nothing more or less from their ruler, Xisuma. Having lived hundreds of lifetimes serving and protecting those above him with his life, the thought of anything different never crossed his mind.

However, Xisuma and his council, known as Hermits, had always been destined into difference.

“Wait, what? No, no, we don’t really do the whole… swearing oaths thing here. You… you don’t have to be my knight, if you don’t want to. You get to do your own thing here!”

Wels believed Xisuma’s kindness to be ignorance at first. Only an arrogant or pure idiotic ruler would turn down the undying loyalty of a knight and this ruler is not arrogant. Despite his doubts, Wels didn’t argue any further; he knew better than to argue with a ruler, however dim or kind they seem to be.

It was a few days after Wels’ arrival that Xisuma visited him. They talked for a long while about where they came from, their remarkably similar devious siblings, their plans for the future, and so much more.

The conversation began to wrap up before Xisuma remembered the gift he had for Wels.

Wels spent that night changing out the plain gold fastenings of his armor’s visor and cape for the inexpertly made yet sentimentally perfect golden sunflowers Xisuma had made for him.

[codther]

For the ships thing...Welstek! Welsknight x Tango, my favorite ship ever and a rarepair!

Not my favorite guys, I’m a welsuma obsessor so that’s gotta be my rarepair. But I do think they’re super cute! I can totally see where you’re coming from, they love eachother it’s so sweet and nice and hhhh.

I just think it’s very cute but not exactly my ship, no judgement to welstek enjoyers, never ever. Theyre sweet and you deserve to obsess over them.