#falsuma

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

12 xisuma's polycule vs xweltho: poll here

xbralisuma vs xbsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

[hmshermitcraft]

for the theme: flowers

xisuma likes making scented pouches. yeah, there is lavender and roses and other very nice smelling flowers. but! nothing beats getting false to go on a pretend date with him to collect edelweiss flowers. being able to put one behind her ear while she is being completely oblivious to the meaning will never get boring to him.

and man oh man - her face when etho, xisumas boyfriend, tried to explain this weird confessing habit of his when he saw the blossom in her hair, that face might have been more than picture worthy

Xisuma isn't trying to fool anyone he's just... Embarrassed. He's never been one for big eloquent confessions. He finds normal speech hard enough! So, he threads flowers into people's lives - through scents, gifts or decorations - and hopes they speak loudly enough.

Etho is used to following in Xisuma's footsteps to tell people. He always enjoys seeing their realisation, plus it makes Xisuma happy. The guy deserves it.

[waveridden]

“Welcome to the Imperial Senate,” False says, with a smile that doesn’t reach her eyes. “Saying what you mean can get you killed.”

Two senators, a bodyguard, four days, and a plan to cause some trouble. False/Ren/Xisuma, Star Wars AU, 12.7k.

[lady-astras]

Fanfic i wrote 2 years ago

Grian, the amazing waffle lord was highly respected and revered throughout the ancient kingdom of Hermitcraft Season 6.  One day, in a later rendition of the sacred kingdom, for there had been many, a new member joined. Though unbeknownst to the other members of the sacred land, she was traitorous. Christened as Pearlescent Moon, often called Pearl, she sought to bring down the mighty waffle lord.

One day, the mischievous daughter of the goddess of untruths and the ruler of the universe did sacrilege. She dared to pour water on the lord of waffles head, for his hair was made of the thing he ruled over. She called at him, teasing him about being soggy waffles. Then, she did the unforgivable. She sold him at a market, for none recognized him as the mighty lord.

Pearlescent Moon, who was at the market that day, realized her one in a million opportunity to make a fool of this powerful god. She bargained a lot, in fact, a bundle of diamonds and two blocks of solid metal, forged in the underworld. Many of Pearlescent Moon’s riches went into this deal, for she did not want to take any risks in her plan.

When the lord of waffles awoke, for he had been sleeping, he was baffled. He had never been mistreated before. He was locked in a cell, deep in a dungeon. And the waffle lord Grian was soon forgotten by all the civilization.

[hermitshippingbigbang]

T-Minus 4 Days!

Nobody panic! There are only FOUR DAYS LEFT until June 24 when Writer Sign-ups for the Hermitshipping Big Bang 2023 CLOSE!

We would like to take a break from spamming the popular ships tags today, and instead reach out to all the rarepair enjoyers! If you have a rarepair from Hermitcraft or other related SMPs, now is your chance to add at least one more fic and one more art to some of the more neglected shipping tags! With over 60 artists already signed up and nearly 100 writers, you're bound to find someone else who enjoys your favorite content-less pairing! We don't want to spam the rarer tags, so we're only going to tag these ships this once. (Feel free to help spread the word by reblogging, though!)

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[pixiemage]

For the ask game -

Falsuma (False x Xisuma)?

[For the Ship It? ask game]

Oh wow, everything in my inbox is stuff I've never actually sought out before 😂 This is gonna be fun!

Don’t Ship It

Why don’t you ship it? ||| It's not so much that I dislike it, as I just don't tend to read much False-centric stuff. I don't watch her POV very often, and even from what I do know of her, I have a hard time picturing her with anyone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I have this mental image of her as an independent badass who prioritizes friendships over any other kind of relationship. And as for Xisuma - listen, other than whatever Keralis dishes out toward him (because let's fact it he's like that with A LOT of people), I can't picture X as anything but bitchless lmfao, and I mean that in the most affectionate way possible!

What would have made you like it? ||| I'm not sure? Maybe if I knew more about False I'd find some points of connection between them. I do tend to be a multishipper, and I'll enjoy most ships in fics if they're written right! This just isn't one I even knew existed before now and I haven't seen anything for it. I'd be curious to know where it came from!

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? ||| Just from what bare minimum I know about them and whatever dynamic they might have, I can picture both of them being the kind of people to stare at a disaster and say "This is fine", though False would be making an uncomfortable face while she tries to parse out how to fix things, and Xisuma would be muttering PG curse words to himself and sweating bullets behind his helmet where nobody can see. I can see them taking turns in being the Put Together one of the pair, and being someone to lean on for the other when things feel like they're falling apart. Just - swapping roles like clockwork when needed. I dunno, if someone sends me a good story for it, it might grow on me ^^

[masque-of-plague]

what was one of ur fave scenes in supercritical to write?

FIRST OFF!! Omg hi?? 🥺🥺 Thank you for the ask!! 💕I'm so happy to have the platform to talk endlessly about supercritical asdfjals;djf

OUGH HARD QUESTION!! Specifically my favorite to write? I think my answer has to be the end of Chapter 5, with Xisuma's backstory. That scene is so much different than my normal way of writing and I really enjoyed having the opportunity to tell a short story within a longer story. It didn't matter that things were brief and vague, that was the style hehehehe I liked being able to drop little details without having to worry about resolving them or properly developing them over time. Like Three and Four can have mild homoerotic tension! Four's a grumpy tsundere who loves his wife, his daughter, and his best friend and just about nobody else. Little details that I can just say outright or include with off-handed details and either way works. In general, I just love a corruption arc as well, so that was very fun. And of course, I buried myself in Falsuma feels 😂 And now I have to live with the knowledge that if I want more supercritical!Falsuma, I have to create it. The Curse sdfasjdf

My favorite part to have written, even if I was complaining the entire time about the process of actually writing it is probably towards the end of Chapter 6. The Grian jumping scene was one of the first clear ideas that flashed through my brain when the plot came to me (I wasn't joking when I said that the plot of this story came to me fully formed skfadfj) so the reward of getting to finally write it was amazing. Along with that, I enjoyed Evil X being very very sadistic towards Grian. Might've had a little too much fun if I'm being honest 😂 And then of course their reunion and kiss 💕 Writing endings is something I put a lot of effort in, so again, the process of actually writing it was....grueling at time, but I was SO HAPPY to have written it. @mellioops illustrated the finale smooch and it felt like a part of my brain could rest happily, being able to visually see Scarian bloody and bruised but holding each other like nothing else mattered.

In GENERAL, I'd say the parts I enjoyed writing the most were definitely the office interludes with the reporters bantering with Grian. I loooove writing some silly banter. Similarly, Cub and Grian being catty at each other always made me laugh to write.

Honorable mentions for favorite scenes to write include:

The festival date where I got to be heavy handed with some metaphors and symbolism >:P Illustrated by @all54321

Their first flight where Grian goes from freaking out and being upset with Scar to actually really enjoying himself. Inspired a little bit by the time I made one of my friends go on a roller coaster with me which she hated until made her open her eyes and then we rode it again because of how much fun it was. 💕

Their first kiss scene which is ALSO NOW ILLUSTRATED BY @flykering WAHHHHH

afkasjdfa I know you asked for one scene anon but uhhhh I took the opportunity to talk about many 😂 Thank you again for the ask!! 💕

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Xisuma x False??

False: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Xisuma: Alright, what's 30x17?

False: 47

Xisuma: That's not even close.

False: But it was fast!

Xisuma:

Xisuma: Good job babe

[firep0wder]

Now what did past me say about hermits... I'm curious

[theshippingcraft]

Lost and Forsaken Ch 8

Finally! It’s here! On Tumblr! The eighth chapter!

Well, here’s the AO3 link if you want to read it there. Did you know I now have an account for this blog?

The cyborg places his bag on the table, a frown on his face as his communicator rings and rings without an answer. The same thing had happened the day before, not long after reading the letter he got through the mail. He had brushed aside the concern, thinking that his friend was too busy and distracted working on something to pick up.

His frown deepens when it goes to voicemail, groaning as he runs a hand through his hair. Slouching into the nearest chair, Biffa presses the call button again and hears the familiar ringtone.

“Come on, X,” he mutters. “Pick up. You shouldn’t be that busy. Not at lunch time.”

The communicator rings and rings, and his friend still doesn’t pick up. Biffa’s head thunks against the table when the call goes to voicemail again, concern and worry running through his mind. Wondering why the voidwalker isn’t picking up, his head shoots up at the sound of footsteps somewhere deeper in the apartment.

Standing, Biffa grabs a nearby knife and stalks down the hallway. A muttered curse can barely be heard, the voice somewhat unfamiliar to his ears. Stopping by the last door, he pushes it open and rushes at the person on the other side.

The person yelps and throws up their hands, shock clear in their eyes as their cybernetic one barely lights up the room. Biffa freezes, meeting the elf’s eyes and seeing the worry and fear hiding behind the shock.

“Iskall?” He asks, lowering the knife. “Why are you here? How’d you even get in?”

“It’s about Xisuma.”

theshippingcraft

Xisuma takes note of the cold floor against his legs as he slowly wakes, the dress he’s wearing doing nothing to keep his body warm. The feeling of a thick pair of shackles around his hands makes it’s way through the fog, preventing him from tugging at the split skirt, locking them in place by the floor in front of him. The voidwalker shivers and shifts in place under the eyes he feels running up and down his body, the look feeling hungry to his senses.

He looks up at the sound of pistons firing, the face he sees walking through the glass blocks that were pulled aside is an unfamiliar one. A smirk is on the man’s face as he enters with a pip in his step, glee and lust filling his eyes as he talks to another through his earpiece. The language that he speaks is unfamiliar, the tone and look on the person’s face that is speaking it souring it for him.

Xisuma jerks his head back when the man reaches out to touch his face, a growl filling the room. The resounding slap is loud and sharp in his ears, cheek stinging where the man’s hand had landed. Slim fingers soon find their way to his hair, pulling the strands roughly as he’s forced to look up.

Pulling tightly at the shackles and feeling some pain, his eyes widened at the sound of a zipper opening. A whimper he couldn’t hold back makes the smirk turn into a widening grin, heart sinking at the dark look in the man’s eyes. Pushing back on the hand curled tightly in his hair, Xisuma snaps his mouth shut as the man pulls his cock free of his pants.

“Today,” a voice says through some speakers, the sound crackling a bit, “we’ll be assessing your ability to give a blow job. If you bite or scratch him in any way, your punishment will be harsh.”

The man looming above him hums in agreement, roughly tugging at his hair as he stares at the voidwalker with lust in his eyes. His cock stands at half-mast at eye level, the long and slim member getting a better treatment than Xisuma’s hair as it’s stroked to attention.

It’s barely half hard when the head nudges at his mouth, and his pull away results in a harsh pull of his hair. A dark look briefly flickers on the man’s face before he’s nudging his dick against Xisuma’s lips, a bit more forceful this time.

The growl he gives has the man pulling his head back, pain sharp and clear in his mind as muttered words fill the air. The pain cuts off the growl, and Xisuma hisses at the feeling that shoots through him. His wrists ache from where the shackles dig into them, the chains pulled taunt. After what feels like seconds, a rough hand pulls his chin forward, fingers finding their way into his mouth and forcing it open.

Fingers are replaced with a thicker appendage once his mouth is wide enough, head quickly forced down with rough hands seconds after the cock’s head passes Xisuma’s lips. He gags on the salty cock as it hits the back of his throat, nose flush to the nest of hair as the man bottoms out.

Nausea fills him as the man above him groans in pleasure, the pull back and thrust forward rough as it robs him of air. Despite the threat that was said what feels like hours ago, Xisuma bites down and hears a yelp of pain as the hands in his hair disappear. Blood fills his mouth as the cock goes limp, the looming presence above him gone as he watches the man curl up on the floor.

He grins as pistons fire, an alarm going off in the hallway as several people rush into the room, spitting the detached limb out. Three of the newcomers rush at him, one of them holding a syringe filled with a clear liquid. Xisuma hisses at the group, pulling the chain taunt as he pulls away as far back as he can.

Getting his feet under him, Xisuma tugs at the chain and hears it snap. His captives curse at the sound, eyes wide as he bears his teeth. The alarm turns into a shrill sound as he leaps forward.

[xbralis]

and our undefeated champions are...

ETHUBS takes the crown!

guess there are some deaths that even the joe hills difference cant conquer. they REALLY put up a good fight tho, gg!

thank you so much for voting, seeing the enthusiasm for this entire silly event was so fun. the turnout for this last round was insane and i loved everyone's enthusiasm even if i couldn't respond to it all.

stats below the cut!

FINAL RANKING: (individual scores taken from how close their win was: ie. clethubs and polyzit were knocked out at the same time, but clethubs got more votes so they're 3rd. this is obviously imperfect and the ranking is just for fun)

Ethubs

Jleo

Clethubs

PolyZIT

Scardubs

Mumscarian

Grumbo

xBralis

Cledubs

Tangpulse

Scarian

Convex

PolyNHO

Kerasuma

Mumskall

Zedango

Stresskall

Gridoc

Impdubs

Rendoc

Renskall

Falstress

Cubriande

Exhels

HypxB

Jevno

Evilworm

Beeftho

Dreamsuma

Zedbeef

Welsjev

Falsuma

[xisumashiptournement]

[hmshermitcraft]

Some pirate & siren/mer Falsuma for a starved individual? </3

False knows all the warnings about sirens. It's a misconception they only sing promises of love - she knows they can sing of treasures, peace or whatever else you can dream up.

When she heard the singing, though, there were no promises. Just haunting notes floating across the waves. False could see the affect on other members of her crew; those dazed eyes and slow movements, the ship lurching into a turn.

It's a split second decision to leap off the boat and into the waves. She's a strong swimmer, and they're thankfully (at least in this case) already in shallows. She rises from the water as if she was created there, hair and clothes dripping as she comes face to face with...

One of the most beautiful creatures she ever seen.

He looks startled to see her there, that melody dying in the air. False's blade is held by her side, teeth gritted against the cold.

"Ah," the siren murmurs, in accented english. "I was doing it again, wasn't I?"

[pawpunkao3]

5

5) a ship you like but can’t find content for because it’s a fanpol fave?

Pretty much any False ships (but esp falsuma and fress) where False ISN’T the more dominant or outspoken of the pair. Let! False! Be! Soff!

[hmshermitcraft]

Just realizing I horribly messed up my last submission 😭 consider this me atoning for my sins

Unsure whether this is considered a submission or whether asks are like,,, ask for something but!!!

The new season had been odd for False— going from living in high, snowy altitudes to by a river. She had barely been able to fish or forage for anything because the only thing she knew how to do in this environment was mine!

Xisuma hadn't necessarily been clingy no. But for the past four or five days, he'd been bringing her gifts— ranging from stacks of oak wood to actual, whole sheep.

He'd only said that he had a surplus of items, but False didn't see any of the other Hermits receiving the so-called "surplus" of items.

It's cute. X is an idiot, but he's a cute one. False appreciates the resources greatly as she gets used to doing normal player things again. You spend too long making an ice boat race and forget how to hermit, just typical.

But, she's going to play her hand too. X is very sweet and she's very onto him. She thinks going on dates so X can reteach her the basics sounds perfect, yeah? She's gotta be able to repay his kindness eventually! Whether that's through resources or further dates, she'll see how it goes.

[xisumashiptournement]

False!! 🥰

Yes!! Falsuma!!! ^-^