xbralis

[xbralis]

hi dear tumblr user xbralis,

wish you a happy new year! may I ask for your permission to translate your pinned post video into other language for my non-mcyt friends? I have to explain why my ship is so real and im so normal about ’em and it’s hard without evidence. *sob*

pretty pwease? /not forced tho

thanks!!

oh sure! go ahead, that sounds fun.

[xbralis]

I wanted to do this myself for a couple reasons, but you're more knowledgeable and articulate about this kinda topic if it turns into a full-blown discussion, so I come to you instead.

I propose a poll, if you don't mind making one:

(In order to avoid the classic and inevitable Hermit/Trafficblr skew, I'd like to specify QSMP/DSMP fans since I write for those subgroups)

QSMP/DSMP fans: Do you read smut of your cubito(s)?

- QSMP fan, yes

- QSMP fan, no

- DSMP fan, yes

- DSMP fan, no

- Both fan, yes

- Both fan, no

- Nuance answer (elaborate in tags)

Now this sounds like an interesting idea! Let's put it to an anonymous poll!

[xbralis]

"a cc could say they dont want u to ship and uou idiots still will do it" Yes 👍 hope this clarifies things

[xbralis]

Keralis: Do you have a name tag by any chance? (Scene cut) Okay, what did you name him? (Through laughter) It’s xBRalis. That’s—oh, that’s adorable. (xB begins giggling) That’s what friends do, right?

xB: Right.

Keralis: That’s really nice, yeah.

[xbralis]

Whenever I see the term “babygirl” used for a man I think of XBcrafted. Not because I personally have any affinity for him but because of this blog

now THIS is the legacy i want to have

[xbralis]

important: do not separate them

[xbralis]

gotta say ive been delighted to see this fandom slowly turn around from "you can ship every hermit except gem and pearl bc its against their boundaries" to "we should make gem and pearl kiss eachother" excelent evolution no notes 10/10

[xbralis]

*bdubs xb and keralis looking at the ravager rush trophy, which looks like keralis' mouth and bdubs' eyes combined*: "it's our son!" "love child!"

xb: are you cheating on me? that's messed up -_-

[xbralis]

see

skizzleman looks like this to me

[xbralis]

skizzleman looks like this to me

[xbralis]

I Need To Watch Team ZITS Fuck Nasty

why's this capitalized like a homestuck character

[xbralis]

3rd life scarian wasnt toxic but whatever they had going on between last life and double life makes me feel like i hauve covid

[xbralis]

people don’t talk about it enough but desertduo/scarian is inherently abusive and shouldn’t be shipped or platformed. Specifically Thirdlife is the biggest culprit but their dynamic in general is just. Toxic and bad.

But like in Thirdlife their relationship is incredibly abusive. The power imbalance between Grian and Scar makes it where the two of them CANNOT be shipped together without it being morally wrong. Grian’s life was in Scar’s hands that entire series, Scar could (and did) hold that over his head. Heck multiple people talked about “rescuing” Grian and it was framed almost as a hostage situation. None of Grian’s choices were his own and I do not think a ship based off of that could be moral and sound in any way. Scar even did kill Grian at the end over a piece of paper, showing how much he valued Grian’s life.

The cactus ring shouldn’t be framed as an end to a tragic love story, but as a victim taking power back and killing their abuser. Scarian fans genuinely should go touch grass and realize they shouldn’t be romanticizing this kind of thing.

we don't care make your own post

[xbralis]

Do doc and beef have a ship name. Asking for no reason

[xbralis]

i'm normal about them. shut up.

[xbralis]

fuck this gay earth