xbralis
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xbralis · 2 months ago
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*bdubs xb and keralis looking at the ravager rush trophy, which looks like keralis' mouth and bdubs' eyes combined*: "it's our son!" "love child!"
xb: are you cheating on me? that's messed up -_-
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xbralis · 5 months ago
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see
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skizzleman looks like this to me
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xbralis · 5 months ago
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skizzleman looks like this to me
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xbralis · 6 months ago
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I Need To Watch Team ZITS Fuck Nasty
why's this capitalized like a homestuck character
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xbralis · 7 months ago
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3rd life scarian wasnt toxic but whatever they had going on between last life and double life makes me feel like i hauve covid
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xbralis · 7 months ago
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people don’t talk about it enough but desertduo/scarian is inherently abusive and shouldn’t be shipped or platformed. Specifically Thirdlife is the biggest culprit but their dynamic in general is just. Toxic and bad.
But like in Thirdlife their relationship is incredibly abusive. The power imbalance between Grian and Scar makes it where the two of them CANNOT be shipped together without it being morally wrong. Grian’s life was in Scar’s hands that entire series, Scar could (and did) hold that over his head. Heck multiple people talked about “rescuing” Grian and it was framed almost as a hostage situation. None of Grian’s choices were his own and I do not think a ship based off of that could be moral and sound in any way. Scar even did kill Grian at the end over a piece of paper, showing how much he valued Grian’s life.
The cactus ring shouldn’t be framed as an end to a tragic love story, but as a victim taking power back and killing their abuser. Scarian fans genuinely should go touch grass and realize they shouldn’t be romanticizing this kind of thing.
we don't care make your own post
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xbralis · 8 months ago
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Do doc and beef have a ship name. Asking for no reason
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xbralis · 8 months ago
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i'm normal about them. shut up.
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xbralis · 8 months ago
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fuck this gay earth
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xbralis · 8 months ago
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One iced latte with low-fat #docm77 milk, please.
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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Honestly xbbeans forming directly bc of demise is perfect bc Joel needs someone to be a bit insane over or he'll die beyond the cubito, and xB is a known babygirl who accidentally makes other men a bit insane over him by merely existing so its a win win for them both. Joel gets someone to obsess over for awhile bc he doesn't have his wife or Jimmy, and xB gets a new silly man to giggle over.
nodding thoughtfully. i see the vision. i think xb is unphased by anything joel does and it only makes joel more insane.
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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xBbeans,, joel and xb are gfs. Btw. If u even care.
i have not caught up due to being sick this week but i trust you so much. xbbeans real in my heart now and forever.
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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okay im about to post something controversial and you guys have to put on your big boy thinking caps and really consider your options with this one ok?
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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but hermitcraft does need to be more diverse actually. like theres five women, scar's a wheelchair user, but most of them are cishet white neurotypical ablebodied men. like this is a really prestigious and famous server but theres pretty much only those types of guys and im not saying that those types of guys cant be entertaining but there should be more pocs and queers and neurodivergents and disabled ppl and quinn was right (as she often is) when she pointed it out and even though cishet ablebodied white men are prevalent in mcyt i think hermitcraft should change that. please hermitcraft i love you but you definitely have diversity problems and i want you to change that
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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911 theyre talking about shrinkage and bits within the first 3 minutes of an episode
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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normalize having ships where they aren’t attracted to each other and both think about somebody else during sex 🙏🙏
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xbralis · 9 months ago
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new mcytblr poll who is the most sexualized cc. gtws and bbh FIGHT!!!!!
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