#x marks the ed

[grapemoon]

By Jove, he’s silly!

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

ARE WE JUST ABOUT DONE?!

Junjie losing his temper

[penelopepitstopp]

Had a go at some Taskmaster x The Onion headlines, inspired by these posts 1, 2, from the original mastermind @pandaroboto

[kinokoshoujoart]

30 days of Harvest Moon day 23 - wedding / rhythm

these are the genders apparently i don’t make the rules (natsume and xseed rock makes the rules)

[eenedump]

>Watching youtube on my phone

>tumblr notification pops up

>imediately removes from the screen

>”…wait what”

[dearstvckyx]

𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐦 𝟑

𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬

𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐡𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐫

𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ➜ 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

Location: New Jersey

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thelunahischier New Album out now!! along with Music Videos for Aphrodite, Mamas Song & Something Bad

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edwards.73: Naming a song after yourself is such a Luna thing to do 😭

⟶ thelunahischier: STOPPP ETHAN

colecaufield: YOUR SONGS ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT

⟶ thelunahischier: magic cole 🥰

⟶ jackhughes: EVERY SONG COLE?

teddysphoto: A beautiful singer

⟶ thelunahischier: thank you ed 🩶🩶

lhughes_06: a song with my jersey number 😄

⟶ _quinnhughes: its also mine lukey

⟶ jackhughes: yet it’s probably about neither of you

⟶ thelunahischier: wellllll not reallly

trevorzegras: EVERYONE MRS LUNA APHRODITE HISCHIER

⟶ thelunahischier: Z🤭🥰

oliviaholzmacher: SUCH A PRETTY ALBUM 😭

⟶ thelunahischier: Liv 🤍🥰🥹

⟶ joeyb_9: she has been listening to it NON STOP

⟶ oliviaholzmacher: deal with it babe 😘

⟶ thelunahischier: yeah joey deal with it

dixiedamelio: something bad has some really good singers

⟶ thelunahischier: thats what i was saying, i wonder who they are 🤔

ninahischier: der sanfteste Sänger

⟶ thelunahischier: love youuuuu

_quinnhughes: tell me why mom called ME crying about mamas song

⟶ thelunahischier: really!?

⟶ _quinnhughes: yeah dad was in the back trying to calm her

mackie.samo: IF I LAY HERE

⟶ markestapa: IF I JUST LAY HERE

⟶ dylanduke25: WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME

⟶ noahwest31: AND JUST FORGET THE WORLD

jamie.drysdale: NOW RUMOR HAS IT SHE AINT GOT YOUR LOVE ANYMORE

⟶ _alexturcotte: BUT RUMOR HAS IT IM THE ONE YOURE LEAVING HER FOR

⟶ trevorzegras: BUT RUMOR HAS IT HES THE ONE IM LEAVING YOU FOR

nicodaws: you still don’t know your last name? 😉 😉

⟶ thelunahischier: nope, starts with an H thats all i know 🫣

njdevils: the username change 🫣👀

Translate:

der am weichsten Sängerin - the softest singer

[meimeiherokitten]

Well, duckies, thank @deskgirl for this!

I've never written soulmate au before, so let's see how this goes!

Izzy never believed in soulmates. Or soulmarks. Or any of that crap. So why does he have a new mark on his arm...?

[ticktockheartstop]

My current DBDA comics ratings:

1. Toby Litt and Mark Buckingham

2. The OG Neil Gaiman (The Sandman #25)

3. Ed Brubaker

4. Pornsak Pichetshote

Toby Litt and Neil Gaiman are close, then there’s a big gap between #2 and #3.

Ed Brubaker and Pornsak Pichetshote’s versions are pretty close in ranking. I liked that Charles and Edwin really seemed like themselves in Pornsak Pichetshote’s version, but I wasn’t a fan of the plot. Like seriously barely cared about anything but the Chedwin moments.

Meanwhile, Edwin and Charles weren’t really themselves in Ed Brubaker’s comics, but at least the plot was fun!

[leonskendy]

okay but i'm obsessed with how izzy has the raid makeup on when he goes to talk to ed in episode one and then when it cuts to the breakdown scene he's wiped it all off except for a smudge over the little x tattoo on his cheek

like he didn't want to look at it or something

[fist-amidst-the-hands]

hear me out, i havent stopped thinking about heartbroken ed's crew's new uniform vibes

izzy 'I'm not smearing that stuff on my face' hands vs ed 'it's not optional' teach: fight

outcome: izzy carefully applying precise eyeliner each morning using little more than the dim light of sunrise and one of the fancy trays stede left behind

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Don't you think you should respect Junjie's sensitivity to this matter?

Eli and Trixie to Kord and Pronto about the damage caused to the Eastern Caverns when Junjie was the Dark Slinger

[absencesrepetees]

hank mccoy in the avengers: no surrender (mark waid, jim zub, al ewing/pepe larraz, 2018) + extermination #2-3 (ed brisson/pepe larraz, 2018)

[theknucklehead]

The legend...

HAS RETURNED!!!

Yes, Weird Al Yankovic just dropped a new Polka medley just recently, and with it's own music video as well:

The songs included in this medley are:

Bad Guy - Billie Ellish

Hello - Adele

Flowers - Miley Cyrus

We Don't Talk About Bruno (Encanto)

Vampire - Olivia Rodrigo

Old Town Road - Lil Nas X

Despacito - Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee

Shape of You - Ed Sheeran

Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

WAP - Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion (I actually can't believe he got away with this one)

Thank U, Next - Ariana Grande

Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

I do hope this means Al is planning on releasing a 15th album in the future!

[dracothelizard]

Rating - Explicit

Pairing: Stede/Ed

Summary:

Stede tugs his collar aside, tilting his head to get a better look. He leans closer to the mirror, looking for teeth indents, but those have faded. It’s just a dark blue bruise, a stark contrast to his skin. Should he cover it with his shirt? Find a scarf or cravat? Or leave it as it is, and if anyone sees it, well, let them see? Oh, he likes that. Yes, let people see what Ed did, what they got up to, that Stede’s wanted.

After reuniting, things are tense, but Stede and Ed are working things out. And by 'things', I mean they fuck about it.

Additional tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Porn with Feelings Top Blackbeard | Edward Teach Bottom Stede Bonnet Anal Sex Anal Fingering First Time Blow Jobs Hand Jobs post-reunion marking kink Mild Kink BickeringMaking Up Idiots in Love They Both Have Several Kinks Kink Discovery They also both have multiple issues but they are working on that #bottomstedeweek But also Switch4switch

[mceproductions]

Best of 2022 TV Shows #1: The Orville: New Horizons (Hulu)

For Seth Macfarlane his little show that could somehow managed to do the unthinkable.

Be the best show of the year.

All it took was a new network partner, upgrades in effects, story and quality to bring us some very compelling sci-fi.

With the timeline reset the Orville crew pick up the pieces and strained relationships in the process.

While not showing it, hurting most is the Kaylon Issac having burned all his bridges with the crew including newbie Charly who directly lost someone based on the attack.

But what this actually does is gives a real reason to root for the unthinkable.

Like Issac and Claire going the distance.

A peace summit between the Union and Krill that unfortunately dove into real world issues resulting in a coup.

Bortus going through the wringer of fatherhood with Topa and identity issues with his race and mate.

Kelly with mentoring an asylum seeker in the ways of the galaxy.

Lamar seeking advancement in command and love with his and Tallas unexpected connection.

Even Gordon who is given TVs single best episode this year as he unexpectedly makes a life for himself in 2025 Pasadena.

Pure wonder is brought within these 10 episodes.

11 if you count the Audible novella.

But if this is the last time we get to see the crew, we might as well take Gordon Malloys advice from his James Taylor Cover.

“Since we’re on our way down, might as Well Enjoy the ride.”

Oh, we enjoyed it Seth we certainly did.

SUM 22: Hulu gives New Horizons to the Crew of the Orville and delivers this years best show for it.

[httpsserene]

𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 “𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤”𝐞𝐝 - 𝐨𝐩. 𝟖𝟏

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: oscar’s girlfriend is feral on main. 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: crack. this is a shitpost, you have been warned. uh this is completely unrealistic, it’s pure vibes okay. this is not an accurate representation of those mentioned. 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: oscar piastri x fem!black!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau.

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: i wouldn’t consider myself an oscar girlie but then,,, i opened tumblr and saw the photos of oscar from when he went karting and um…now have another op 81 mess of a smau! this is completely unserious and it’s inspired by the nefarious actions i would do to oscar’s biceps. inspired by @dwarvenchords and @hookhausenschips ‘s reblog lol. it’s short but, enjoy, loves xxx.

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yninstagram • february 28th

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oscarpiastri: love…you couldn’t even save this for the close friends stories? you had to post it on main yninstagram: did you like my joke? oscar “jack”ed piastri LOL im so clever oscarpiastri: ijbol 😐 yninstagram: i’d be pressed but ur muscles are distracting me oscarpiastri: u should cmere and give them a kiss :)

lilymhe: he let u tie a bow around his bicep?!!! omfg i have to do this with alex yninstagram: i don’t think alex has enough muscles to meet the requirement for the bow :/

landonorris: he’s such a simp landonorris: i would never let my girlfriend tie a bow on me 🥱 yninstagram: step 1: have a girlfriend

logansargeant: your freak out on twitter had a slight mentally-ill aura yninstagram: shut the fuck up and get on a podium before you talk to me yninstagram: gangly bitch + not funny didn’t laugh + L

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yninstagram • february 28th • in between my boyfriends tiddies ⚑

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yninstagram: things to do with your boyfriends muscles; listed in the comments below (a huge thanks to the toto user on twt for FINALLY sending me the photo)

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yninstagram 1. tie a bow around them (completed)

➥ user thx for sharing the photo

➥ user FUCK! I CAN’T FIND A PIECE OF PAPER TO WRITE THIS ON

yninstagram 2. kiss them (completed)

➥ user awh how cute! going to nap on the interstate rq

➥ user wait for me!

➥ user omg slumberpartyyyyy

yninstagram 3. touch them (completed)

➥ markwebber there’s a time i thought you were a normal girl

➥ yninstagram who told you to think that??

user i know those arms are rock solid 🥴🤤

user i’m the toto user on twitter !!! she did not kill me y’all !!!

➥ user u were flirting with death babes

➥ user i would not have admitted to this under her post

➥ user you should seek witness protection 🙏🏾

yninstagram 4. have him suffocate you with them (he said no)

➥ oscarpiastri WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THIS ONE

➥ logansargeant i think you’re proving the mentally-ill part y/n

➥ yninstagram u sound jealous logan

➥ user personally, i think if you didn’t want her to say that, you shouldn’t have muscles @/oscarpiastri

➥ oscarpiastri oh! yeah! why didn’t i think of that—lemme just take them off rq 😐 WTH

yninstagram 5. wall sex (?)

➥ oscarpiastri i specifically said not to say #4 and #5 in public

➥ user the question mark is SENDING MEEEEE

➥ yninstagram i mean, i can tell you that he didn’t say no to this one 😈 @/user

➥ landonorris i did not want to see this when i opened ig

➥ yninstagram do us all a favor then and delete ur account x

➥ oscarpiastri what she said^

➥ landonorris :o -> :(

yninstagram 6. draw on them (in progress)

➥ user wait this one is actually cute 🤭

➥ oscarpiastri watching the pure concentration on her face is adorable

➥ user omg she’s so 👉🏼👈🏼 coded

➥ oscarpiastri it tickles lol

➥ yninstagram ur moving around too much

➥ yninstagram might have to tie you to the headboard 😏

➥ user and she’s back on her bs

yninstagram 7. watch him flex for you (ongoing indefinitely)

➥ mclaren do we have your permission to post oscar thirst traps now?

➥ yninstagram i’m sure we could work out something mutually beneficial

oscarpiastri • february 28th • my girl’s basement ⚑

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oscarpiastri she knocked out on my chest halfway through drawing on me. didn’t know this was part of the boyfriend job description, felt like there was some false adverting. overall: 12/10 experience, will be doing this again.

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danielricciardo didn’t know where this was going for a sec but fuck you guys are so cute 🥹

➥ oscarpiastri thank you? i guess

➥ user oh to have my relationship praised by danny ric

➥ user girl ur man responds to your texts two days late

➥ user DAMN u didn’t have to air out my business like thatttt

user WHAT DID SHE USE TO DRAW ON YOU OSCAR??? HELP A GIRL OUT

➥ oscarpiastri its liquid eyeliner 🫡

➥ oscarpiastri she used an eyeshadow palette when she wanted to add colors

➥ user why did i never think of that, she’s so smarttttt

user oscar piastri the MAN that u AREEEE

logansargeant so,,,,are we still getting dinner later orrrrr

➥ user LOL

➥ user omg y/n was right logan IS jealous

➥ logansargeant im not jealous !!!!

➥ user 💀

➥ user okayyyy….we believe you LMAOOOOO

➥ oscarpiastri ijbol 😂

➥ logansargeant stop using ijbol it’s not funny

➥ user this will be the only time that i say i agree with logan on something

➥ logansargeant ur literally a fan account FOR ME?? @/user

➥ user yeah man u didn’t have to bring that up 😒

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