#wwx being very normal about wn
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WN not being able to get it up without talismans is excellent Ningcheng flavour
WN: Wei-gongzi, I would like more of the talismans you drew for me last time.
WWX: hm?... oh! Wen Ning! Yes, yes of course! See, I knew it would come in handy! :D :DDD sooooo... who's the lucky person? woman? man? someone I know?
LWJ: Wei Ying.
WWX: oh, it's fine, Lan Zhan, I'm not embarrassing him! :DDD *leaning toward WN* is it more than one?? Wen Ning, you sly dog!
WN:
WWX: *waggling eyebrows and being generally obnoxious*
WN: *very deliberately not saying, 'your shidi'* *it's just a one-off anyhow* *he just really really needs to wreck JC another time, and then for sure he'll have it out of his system*
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WWX: huh, it's funny how you need talismans every time we run by Yunmeng!
WN: ...yes... funny...
WWX:
WN: *holding WWX's gaze*
WWX: but then I also gave you some at the conference in Lanling, and after we ran across the night-hunt party in Qinghe... a lover in every sect, eh? hahahaha, here's the talismans!
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a YMJ disciple: Sect Leader, are you alright? did the yao get you?
JC: I'm fine
YMJ disciple: but you keep rubbing your back, if you're wounded--
JC: it'll pass with a good night's sleep. But I'll be sure to visit the healer along with the rest of you disciples when we get back to Lotus Pier.
YMJ disciple: ......yes sect leader!
WWX: phew that was such an awkward night-hunt, every time we run across YMJ it's like that, remember that time we were night-hunting in Qinghe, and--
WWX:
WWX:
WWX:
WN: *averting his gaze*
WWX: 😱😱😱
#mdzs#ningcheng#wwx being very normal about wn#wwx being very normal about jc#situations that are one hairbreadth from polyculing wildly#wn: wei-gongzi pls would you provide me with the means to dick your shidi down. we both enjoy it immensely.#wn and jc and lwj: insisting it very definitely has nothing to with wwx#wwx: then why are you asking ME for talismans I could easily teach wn for him to teach whoever#wwx being convinced it is somehow All About Him vs the fact that it *is* in fact at least 60% about him
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