#wwe humor
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maineventpapiuso · 3 months ago
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When you and your sibling are supposed to be asleep so you have to fake sleep when your mom walks in 😆
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blogalahezy · 2 months ago
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catchymemes · 2 years ago
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WWE is running out of ideas.
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wrestlingmgc · 2 months ago
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Drew McIntyre really be rolling up to Smackdown and Raw like that Oprah meme taking down Jey then Sami and now Jimmy….
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jheasscult · 6 days ago
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Jey: ...That should be me.
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slam-and-bam · 9 months ago
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lucasmadley3 · 2 days ago
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goreinfested · 5 months ago
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If it John Cena hcs then it’s crush hcs
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JOHN CENA CRUSH HCS:
( little a/n: I said i was going to sleep but I keep thinking about all these requests and the gears in my head are turning I can’t stop them ! I am a little sleepy though so hopefully it doesn’t affect my writing :p)
One thing about John is: if he has a crush it will never stay a crush the champion ALWAYS gets what he wants
From the moment he saw you he was stunned. you were exactly his type. It was like you came from straight inside his head and decided to come to life hand crafted and made for him- but we all know that’s not how it works and he’s a bit dramatic
It really didn’t take him that long to introduce himself as he’d saunter over to you with a lopsided smile
“hey I don’t believe we’ve met, I’m sure you already know who I am by now” he said pointing to the shirt that said ‘the champ is here’ “ but allow me to officially introduce myself”
You thought at that this bastard was so cocky that you simply just laughed and walked away. You laughed at him? The world wrestling champion? Now that simply couldn’t slide
Of course this filled him with determination to get you to really see him. Taking every chance to talk to you be it passing in the halls, after promos and matches to even one time he kept trying to have a conversation with you while you were on the way to the bathroom
You gotta hand it to the guy, his dedication was admirable.
I’d like to think you of course were oblivious
When trying to have simple conversation with you didn’t work, being his normal funny self surely would right?
He’d do all sorts of crazy stupid shit to grab your attention. Pulling stuff like walking up to you with a bra on and modeling it like some poster girl, or better yet this other time where he was putting on the best impressions he could muster ( some could say he was making fun of them) of wwe superstarts ( specifically Randy orton) and while it did make you laugh, Randy stood behind him the whole time and didn’t let the poor guy know he was hearing the whole thing
Of course when he turned around color drained his face and he was hightailing it outta there yelling ‘c’mon Randy it was just a joke no need to scowl you’re gonna age your face 30 years!” And he said so laughing the whole way right out of that situation
Chaos really erupted after that but it got your interest in him and it got your attention.
People definitely started whispering about it, not that cena was shy about being into you.
People like triple h & r truth were spreading around cenas rumored feelings for you around the locker room saying things like ‘ isn’t John acting a little strange ? I think he’s got the hopeless romantic act or something going on’
Of course since the company was so big, this was going to start spreading EVERYWHERE. People saying all sorts of things even at one point it got spinned to make it look like YOU were the one who had a crush on HIM.
He’d be really upfront about it if someone asked though.
“ hell yeah I am attracted to them! And I’m first in line if they’re single.”
He did not play when it came to stating how he wanted a chance
It was laughable and kind of cute really
Nothing was too embarrassing for him. Not constant rejection or any of the whispers
Of course if you were really not interested cena is not disrespectful enough to keep pushing your boundaries, he’s very respectful to those around him. Especially people he feels are closer to his heart than others
HOWEVER IF you do show him interest? He’s cranking up the volume 10000%
The smooth walk up to you, stupid pick up lines and the whole nine yards seemed to be a daily routine
He would NOT have any type of flirting or anything with other people if he had a crush
Unless of course if it was for a storyline or something but I’d like to think he’d be a little hesitant
Definitely feel like if his heart is leaning towards someone it’s all or nothing. He doesn’t really betray his own feelings or loyalty even if you weren’t together yet
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raisedbycassettes · 1 month ago
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zolakin · 3 months ago
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undbtlone · 7 months ago
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Me: Yeah okay I'm home alone... What could go wrong right?
* meanwhile the goblin under my bed *
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terrortwinunicorn · 4 months ago
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Off to write more chapters in Yours my Damian Priest Wattpad book. 72 chapters plus a Information chapter. And still not remotely done. I think it might be a very long in both words and chapters. I have never and I mean never been so happy to write a book and keep it going before. When I was doing my Ghost Adventures fanfics they seemed more like a chore to write, the Brollins ones were fun to write but I also knew I wanted them to end lol but this one. This I do not want it to end like anytime soon and if that man wears anymore jeans like he did Monday and at the Kickoff show I might have a 200 chapter book. 😂 😂 😂 😂 Got two steamy chapters from Monday alone. Okay so maybe there is humor and Fluff involved too but a lot of smut. Like smut X 100000000000 😏 But until I see fit to end it. I'm keeping it in the drafts. Linked below is the song that inspired the title of the book.
So.
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I'm out.
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hail-to-the-pumpkin-song · 2 months ago
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wrestlingmgc · 5 months ago
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blackpantherblog · 4 months ago
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