#wttt montana/wyoming

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Meanwhile, in the central north...

South Dakota: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were six.

North Dakota: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

***

Wyoming: I have feelings for you.

Montana: You do?

Wyoming: Yes, I feel you're very annoying.

[doueverwonder]

Gov: I remember my first Northwest meeting, though back then it was the Northwest Territory and was Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota.

The Northwest: ...

Montana: Idaho is Ohio

Idaho: why do I have to be Ohio?!

Washington: I think that would make me Michigan, and honestly I'm okay with that.

Oregon: Can I be Minnesota?

Alaska: I'm Minnesota, you're Wisconsin on a good day.

Oregon: Least it's not Indiana.

Wyoming: as Indiana is the only option left... hey

Washington: No, Illinois is all that's left.

Montana: how many people are in Illinois?

Gov: 13 million.

Montana: Damnit.

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

I didn't expect "Table News: 104 Ways to Ruin Our Planet" to be coated with Valentine's Day energy, but it is :D This is probably my fav interaction on there:

California: I got the video [of Gov falling], who wants it?

Gov: Et tu, California?

California: Dude, I tolerate you at best.

New York: Gimme that vid, imma play it at Times Square.

Poor Gov, even California wouldn't wanna be friends with him :( but on a side note, California and New York are gossip buddies and I just KNOW they have those nights where they eat dinner together in each other's rooms and talk about the latest tea. Sometimes these turn into dates ☺️ they are too lovely omgg

To add onto the episode (and kinda off-topic), but get yourself someone that'll love you the way Louisiana loves Florida: Flo was saying something ridiculous like, "Make the guy that punched your mayor your new mayor" and Loui added onto it by saying, "Yeah you right, my Mayor stopped a fight at a show." Loui is always ready to add onto Florida's shenanigans; they love each other so much i swear-

And Montana/Wyoming arguing about the flooding (they're adorable) and the West Coast wanting the water... lowkey I wish someone would want me the same way the west coast wants water

This Table News was so Valentine's Day coded, at least that's how I see it lol. Happy Valentine's Day to you 💗

[yippeeometer]

Idk if these are considered rare pairs, but here are some of my fav rare pair ships :D

FlouiSconsin (FL/LA/WI)

FloYork

TexYork

Texas/Wyoming/Montana

*you don't have to answer any of these, please do not feel forced to :D*

gonna answer all of them try that on for size

FLOUISCONSIN:

u just know theyre the ones throwing the new years party and its literally insane. typa guys to craft a massive stone boulder so they can actually say the ball dropped on the new year. typa guys to be researching haunted things on ebay to make halloween parties realistic.

their nights out should be classed as an olympic sport. Yeah you may have won a gold medal for sprinting but 1000% 3 drunk guys being chased by a zoo animal they accidentally let escape are faster than you.

something tells me they'd be the scariest people to sit near. theyre always giggling. always watching. what can they possibly be talking about.

they own like 2 pairs of real shoes between all of them and then just various non matching crocs

since sconsin has to be soooo far from the other two they just constantly have him on facetime. all day. theyre joining in on midwest arguments they know nothing about. theyre tattling to the south as soon as any drama goes down.

FLOYORK:

they serve couple-that-isnt-divorced-but-should-be vibes. theyre SICKENING omg two of the most insane people youve ever met.

we dont play around enough w the true extent of flo's madness he'd probably fill york's room w rats bc he heard that he likes them and york, matching his freak perfectly, would find it romantic. everyone else looks on in horror.

flo turns up at northeast meetings like an in-law at family gatherings to watch the drama. he definitely has a twitter account called 'weird shit my husband's family has fought over'

two strange guys with strange passions for animals. theres a collection of gator-sized sweaters in their closet that york gives flo whenever they argue (frequently)

'youre a snowbird' 'youre a leaf peeper' have you considered youre insufferable.

TEXYORK:

i acc love this ship youre never alone when yippeeometer is at the shipyard

theyre gonna be a slow-burn but in the sense that york's natural way of speaking is in one-word sentences and texas (daddy issues galore) would instantly be freaked out. local northeast man now befuddled how his flirting is not being picked up on.

oh god theyre sooooo awkward around each other. southern hospitality vs 'i can f*cking do it myself' northeast. match made in hell. hate them. no one knows how to communicate but also its sooo not casual when he begged u to come down to his ranch so he could teach u horseback riding. was it casual when he stopped the whole 'more than a city' shtick bc he wanted to show ONLY u around.

abnormal behaviour galore.... daddy issues galore..... typa guys where theres two wolves inside them (must protect him) (ab to get soooo vulnerable around him)

TX/WY/MT

cowboys!

typa guys where their only way of flirting is through the medium of horses. this is my horse shes called angel. yeah she fast. want to ride my horse? no seriously you have to ride my horse. u can even wear my hat when u do it but its totally chill or whatever....

its actually not chill they all compete at rodeos against each other and they WILL make it ur problem when it ruins the relationship.

farmer men..... farmer men..... grrrrrr what a yeild of crops..... just got some cows...... u can see them if u want...... u can stay in my bed.....

montana would have such fun with mr. 'pay attention to me or i die' texas and mr. 'no one look at me or ill kill myself' wy. sat at the table trying to maintain eye contact constantly with one whilst completely ignoring the other to not make the whole relationship obvious (its the most obvious thing in the world.)

[alaskashigh]

(ignore the tray, i’m at lunch lol)

cute WY/MT cut out/pop up thing i made. i’m very proud of it

(i’m gonna make a CA/NY 👀)

[louis--wifey]

Montana: Anything interesting up there in heaven?

Wyoming: I was just sending up a prayer of thanks.

Montana: For what?

Wyoming: For you forgetting to bring a harmonica. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet.

[lunearobservatory]

updates from Greg's cat fostering journey!

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

New drawing idea!

Feel free to send art requests

BUT

The character request is based on a song that you associate with that character :3 (Ex: Louisiana with "Leave Luanne")

Example of how to word the question cuz it’s confusing: "May I request a *insert character* drawing based on *insert song name*?"

[goldengay49]

Montana, North Dakota, Nebraska, Wyoming and colorado would all be sacrificed if war broke out

Do with this what you will

[theywhoshantbenamed]

I just got a really cool idea.. BISON WYOMING AND ELK MONTANA. (/nf) and they are best buds. They wonder Yellowstone together a lot probably

Kinda messy BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA

I had so much fun with bison Wyoming if it wasn’t obvious XD

[misery-has-no-company-now]

For angst purposes (and loosely based on Nevada Joins the Table) -

Gov has a lot of control over these states; far more than any other. The higher the percentage of federal land in the state, the more control he has over that state.

Nevada practically has to agree to everything Gov wants. He barely has any choice in his life anymore. Gov practically owns him.

The top 5 states (Nevada, Utah, Idaho, Alaska, and Oregon) can actually easily be summoned by Gov just by him saying "(State), come here." All the 10 can be summoned by Gov actually but the lower 5 (Wyoming, California, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico) are tougher to call like that since they have more power to refuse but the upper 5? No choice. Whatever they doing, it doesn't matter. They are forced to stop it and appear in front of Gov. Nevada and Utah have on multiple occasions been called in the dead of night when they were fast asleep (yes Nevada needs his beauty sleep) to 'see' Gov and they had to go. In front of the other states, Gov just pretends that with the exception of Nevada, he cannot summon any of these other states without Florida's help. But when no one else is there, he uses the power he holds over them thanks to the federal land he occupies in these states freely as he pleases.

Gov also uses this to his advantage by forcing these five to agree with him on whatever he says doing the meetings, much to their (and everyone else who knows') anger.

They spend many a night crying in each other's arms due to the helplessness that engulfs them daily. Sometimes there's also bitterness towards and resentment against the other states who are 'more free' than them. But it's not like they can do anything about it anyway, though the other states sometimes try to help them by convincing or forcing Gov to not do something he wanted to towards them/make them do something he wished for.

Since some of the states on this list were amongst the last few ones to be admitted to the union (like Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, and Alaska), they didn't realise for quite a long time that Gov's power over them was not normal, and that most of the other states had a lot more control over their land and themselves. Nevada and Oregon are kind of older in terms of statehood (so is California but he's not in the top 5 so didn't feel the effects this much) and thus they knew from the start that this was not right; but obviously again there was nothing they could do. It just hurt them more since they were aware of the freedom they were denied.

Literally all these states are in the west. Except Washington and Montana (and I guess Hawaii too but she doesn't consider herself as in the west since she joined the meeting of misfits so...yeah), all the western states are in this list and highly under Gov's control (maybe that's why the west decided to take turns in being the leader, because none of them wanted to be around him for longer than they needed to be, and that's why Washington went first). Gov finds it more convenient and easier to deal with have meetings with the west and all the western states (including the other two) are kind of scared of him and his power even if not all of them show it.

Since New Mexico and Wyoming are my go-to angst states (aka the ones I apparently love hurting the most), even though they have more control due to a smaller percentage of their state being federal land and Gov technically should have less power over them, he has hurt them and threatened them so much (like with atomic bombs in New Mexico's case, implying/outright announcing that he might take away their statehood and make them a territory under his charge again to both of them, then in Wyoming's case reminding him how much the others forget that he is a state - and now Gov is one of the few who remembers their existence, etc.) that he exerts a lot more authority over the two of them too.

All of this is largely why the West is so messed up :( [in their heads, I mean]. That's all I have for now but feel free to add on. Unfortunately for these states, I consider the west the best for angst (:

[doueverwonder]

West Floor of the Statehouse hc

like the midwest ones but in one post:

as u can see the Southwest kinda dominates the style of most of the floor itself, but the color scheme leans towards dark blues and greens to keep the PNW happy.

if you can say nothing else you can say it is by far the brightest and most colorful of the floors.

they have a roomba with a knife taped to it. it was one of Colorado's highdeas. Montana executed the plan.

Alaska & Hawaii technically have rooms on the west floor, but Alaska still prefers the garage and Hawaii is yet to be seen.

It doesn't look like it but they actually have so much smart home bullshit, that post about saying 'alexa play despacito' jokingly at your friends house then it actually plays and you stand there like a deer in headlights. yeah stuff like that happens a lot when other states visit.

Utah is allowed 1 beige mom corner.

that's all.

[dailymothanon]

MORE of these void members, the Nobody Society; because I dig this trio ngl

Ah hell Wyoming daydreamt too hard and killed off his favorite character

(TW MENTION OF SUICIDE)

ok so like i do know that these three actually go have quite the amount in common

-all have the lowest populations (although Montana is like 7th place for that whole Wyoming and Alaska are 1st and 2nd lowest)

-all have the lowest population densities

-unfortunately also the highest suicide rates

-all are in the top 5 for hunting states

-all are known for no people, ofc

-this is all I could think of on the back of my hand so far, i might change it later if I think of something or someone tells me something later

[yippeeometer]

i fucking LOVE wy/montana. honey im eating that for breakfast lunch dinner afternoon tea you name it im there. have some hcs. hc with me or i will plant a bomb.

huge 'my wife is a bitch and i love her SO much' vibes.

gov: Montana, can you ask Wyoming to stop replying to every email i send him w maps of the us and refusing to answer my questions until i find him

montana, literal hearts for eyes: haha no

the devil couldn't reach wyoming (comedic mastermind with insults) so he sent him crippling social anxiety.

catch him and his husband in a diner at 3pm arguing over who has to go up and order (they give up and go home)

'wy just tell them you don't want pickles' 'i'm gonna die.'

bc you know they've been married. for 1 billion million years. and yet everyone still acts scandalized when they actually act like a couple. montana kissed his cheek one time and florida acted like they'd defied public decency laws.

montana has big beautfil cow eyes and wyoming can almost forgive him for being the most cringefail guy in the world. almost.

forry dude theres only so many times he can be told about times that you as a cowboy would cry over baby cattle and the fact horses can't speak. he looks at u with a mixture of second hand embarrassment and arousal. a lot of complex feelings in one square.

sleeping together is a nightmare. 'come cuddle' says my beautiful wife montana. he's so cold he's giving me brainfreeze. when will i be free from this torment. 'so dramatic we don;t have to' shut the fuck up tana you move and ill cry

big fan of all the states of the louisana purchase being slightly related. thus montana is invited to loui's mardi gras party every year. he only ever brings wy once because everyone instantly realises that wy is a much better dancer than he is (bc you know he's into line dancing its such a wy activity. furthermore massive fan of native wy bc so many native dances are kept alive there its gorgeous). montana discovers that atop of being very pissy in general, he is also an incredibly jealous guy.

[beatlesmanic]

WTTT screenshot dump! Of ones I've taken. This gonna have one more part because i couldn't get 4 in there

Screenshots below :3

[alaskashigh]

i can’t get Wyoming/Montana/Arkansas out of my brain. (i have many thoughts about them. and drawings. drawings too.)

anyone want to hear about them? (no matter what i will be spewing my bullshit about them. i love them so much even if i just came up with it like, yesterday)