#wttt montana/wyoming

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Meanwhile, in the central north...

South Dakota: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were six.

North Dakota: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

***

Wyoming: I have feelings for you.

Montana: You do?

Wyoming: Yes, I feel you're very annoying.

[doueverwonder]

Washington: Who's going to break the news to Utah about the bible study joke.

California: I actually think we should let him have this for a little longer

Nevada: Absolutely not. I'm not ending up back in Mormonism because you guys couldn't get your shit together.

Arizona: Ditto, leaving the first time was hard enough.

Oregon: Then who's going to tell him??

New Mex: Idaho, you're still Mormon right.

Idaho: I am,

New Mex: Thank you for volunteering to break the news to Utah, :)

Idaho: no.

Washington: why not??

Idaho: Wyoming is LDS too! make him do it.

Wyoming: I'm actually having a crisis of faith.

Idaho: you're not u liar. u just don't want to do it either.

Montana: He is actually. I saw it.

Idaho: ????? you can't see a crisis of faith.

Wyoming: yea you can, u just never have because you're not special like that.

Idaho: I'm leaving.

Colorado, having not paid a lick of attention to the rest of the convo: I'm Mormon :)

The rest of the West: ...

Washington: ... this could work. Colorado go tell Utah there's no Bible study.

Colorado: what bible study

Washington: Exactly.

@yippeeometer,, I was thinking about that conversation we had forever ago again about Utah accidentally thinking the west had started a bible study 👉👈

(link to post for those who don't know what i'm referencing lol)

[louis--wifey]

How tall I think all of the states are

I don't think I've done this before if I have, I forgot. I'm bored and I have nothing better to do. (I'm gonna list them by tallest to shortest and with minimum commentary)

Note: as I am writing this note, I am midway writing this whole thing and realizing that basing it off of the size of state is not the right choice. I am now going with energies but I am not changing any of the commentary that I already made because fuck that

Alaska - 6'8"

I've seen people put Alaska as over 7 ft tall and I have a cousin, multiple cousins actually, who are in fact over 7 ft tall and I don't think you guys understand how tall that is. It is terrifying to be barely over 5 ft tall and have somebody towering to feet over you. My neighbor is 6'7" and that is about as much as I can handle without feeling like I'm about to get trampled by a fucking Sasquatch. Alaska is tall but he's not 7 ft tall and I will stand by that

Texas - 6'4"

California - 6'3"

I know that Texas is fairly larger than California but California is long. I see him as being tall and skinny but not taller than Texas tall like barely shorter than Texas tall.

Montana - 6'2"

New Mexico - 6'

Arizona - 5'11"

Nevada - 5'11"

Colorado - 5'11"

Wyoming - 5'11"

Oregon - 5'10"

Minnesota - 5'10"

Idaho - 5'10"

Missouri - 5'10"

New York - 5'9"

Most of these are, in fact, based on the size of the actual state however New York has 5'9" energy. I can't explain it but he does.

Nebraska - 5'9"

South Dakota - 5'9"

North Dakota - 5'9"

Oklahoma - 5'9"

Alabama - 5'9"

Mississippi - 5'9"

North Carolina - 5'9"

Tennessee - 5'9"

Utah - 5'8"

Utah is another one that is not based on size of state because he has too much smol boy energy

Kansas - 5'8"

Pennsylvania - 5'8"

Wisconsin - 5'8"

Georgia - 5'8"

Louisiana - 5'8"

Illinois - 5'7"

Kentucky - 5'7"

Virginia - 5'7"

Arkansas - 5'7"

Iowa - 5'7"

Ohio - 5'7"

South Carolina - 5'7"

Michigan - 5'6"

Michigan is actually the biggest one of all of the midwest states but I'm making him the shortest because he has too much blouse energy to be taller than 5'6".

Washington - 5'6"

West Virginia - 5'6"

Maine - 5'6"

Indiana - 5'5"

I take it back, Indiana is shorter because he has skirt energy and he has even smoler boy vibes than Michigan

Connecticut - 5'5"

Florida - 5'5"

Florida is 5'5" because Ben is 5'5" that is my only reasoning.

Maryland - 5'4"

Hawaii - 5'4"

Massachusetts - 5'3"

New Jersey - 5'3"

Vermont - 5'2"

New Hampshire - 5'2"

Delaware - 5'

Rhode Island - 4'11"

[daily-table21]

Video: A Very Western Meeting

Status: Public

Link: A Very Western Meeting - YouTube

Date Posted: April 23rd 2021

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

I didn't expect "Table News: 104 Ways to Ruin Our Planet" to be coated with Valentine's Day energy, but it is :D This is probably my fav interaction on there:

California: I got the video [of Gov falling], who wants it?

Gov: Et tu, California?

California: Dude, I tolerate you at best.

New York: Gimme that vid, imma play it at Times Square.

Poor Gov, even California wouldn't wanna be friends with him :( but on a side note, California and New York are gossip buddies and I just KNOW they have those nights where they eat dinner together in each other's rooms and talk about the latest tea. Sometimes these turn into dates ☺️ they are too lovely omgg

To add onto the episode (and kinda off-topic), but get yourself someone that'll love you the way Louisiana loves Florida: Flo was saying something ridiculous like, "Make the guy that punched your mayor your new mayor" and Loui added onto it by saying, "Yeah you right, my Mayor stopped a fight at a show." Loui is always ready to add onto Florida's shenanigans; they love each other so much i swear-

And Montana/Wyoming arguing about the flooding (they're adorable) and the West Coast wanting the water... lowkey I wish someone would want me the same way the west coast wants water

This Table News was so Valentine's Day coded, at least that's how I see it lol. Happy Valentine's Day to you 💗

[yippeeometer]

Idk if these are considered rare pairs, but here are some of my fav rare pair ships :D

FlouiSconsin (FL/LA/WI)

FloYork

TexYork

Texas/Wyoming/Montana

*you don't have to answer any of these, please do not feel forced to :D*

gonna answer all of them try that on for size

FLOUISCONSIN:

u just know theyre the ones throwing the new years party and its literally insane. typa guys to craft a massive stone boulder so they can actually say the ball dropped on the new year. typa guys to be researching haunted things on ebay to make halloween parties realistic.

their nights out should be classed as an olympic sport. Yeah you may have won a gold medal for sprinting but 1000% 3 drunk guys being chased by a zoo animal they accidentally let escape are faster than you.

something tells me they'd be the scariest people to sit near. theyre always giggling. always watching. what can they possibly be talking about.

they own like 2 pairs of real shoes between all of them and then just various non matching crocs

since sconsin has to be soooo far from the other two they just constantly have him on facetime. all day. theyre joining in on midwest arguments they know nothing about. theyre tattling to the south as soon as any drama goes down.

FLOYORK:

they serve couple-that-isnt-divorced-but-should-be vibes. theyre SICKENING omg two of the most insane people youve ever met.

we dont play around enough w the true extent of flo's madness he'd probably fill york's room w rats bc he heard that he likes them and york, matching his freak perfectly, would find it romantic. everyone else looks on in horror.

flo turns up at northeast meetings like an in-law at family gatherings to watch the drama. he definitely has a twitter account called 'weird shit my husband's family has fought over'

two strange guys with strange passions for animals. theres a collection of gator-sized sweaters in their closet that york gives flo whenever they argue (frequently)

'youre a snowbird' 'youre a leaf peeper' have you considered youre insufferable.

TEXYORK:

i acc love this ship youre never alone when yippeeometer is at the shipyard

theyre gonna be a slow-burn but in the sense that york's natural way of speaking is in one-word sentences and texas (daddy issues galore) would instantly be freaked out. local northeast man now befuddled how his flirting is not being picked up on.

oh god theyre sooooo awkward around each other. southern hospitality vs 'i can f*cking do it myself' northeast. match made in hell. hate them. no one knows how to communicate but also its sooo not casual when he begged u to come down to his ranch so he could teach u horseback riding. was it casual when he stopped the whole 'more than a city' shtick bc he wanted to show ONLY u around.

abnormal behaviour galore.... daddy issues galore..... typa guys where theres two wolves inside them (must protect him) (ab to get soooo vulnerable around him)

TX/WY/MT

cowboys!

typa guys where their only way of flirting is through the medium of horses. this is my horse shes called angel. yeah she fast. want to ride my horse? no seriously you have to ride my horse. u can even wear my hat when u do it but its totally chill or whatever....

its actually not chill they all compete at rodeos against each other and they WILL make it ur problem when it ruins the relationship.

farmer men..... farmer men..... grrrrrr what a yeild of crops..... just got some cows...... u can see them if u want...... u can stay in my bed.....

montana would have such fun with mr. 'pay attention to me or i die' texas and mr. 'no one look at me or ill kill myself' wy. sat at the table trying to maintain eye contact constantly with one whilst completely ignoring the other to not make the whole relationship obvious (its the most obvious thing in the world.)

[alaskashigh]

(ignore the tray, i’m at lunch lol)

cute WY/MT cut out/pop up thing i made. i’m very proud of it

(i’m gonna make a CA/NY 👀)

[lunearobservatory]

updates from Greg's cat fostering journey!

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

New drawing idea!

Feel free to send art requests

BUT

The character request is based on a song that you associate with that character :3 (Ex: Louisiana with "Leave Luanne")

Example of how to word the question cuz it’s confusing: "May I request a *insert character* drawing based on *insert song name*?"

[goldengay49]

Montana, North Dakota, Nebraska, Wyoming and colorado would all be sacrificed if war broke out

Do with this what you will

[misery-has-no-company-now]

For angst purposes (and loosely based on Nevada Joins the Table) -

Gov has a lot of control over these states; far more than any other. The higher the percentage of federal land in the state, the more control he has over that state.

Nevada practically has to agree to everything Gov wants. He barely has any choice in his life anymore. Gov practically owns him.

The top 5 states (Nevada, Utah, Idaho, Alaska, and Oregon) can actually easily be summoned by Gov just by him saying "(State), come here." All the 10 can be summoned by Gov actually but the lower 5 (Wyoming, California, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico) are tougher to call like that since they have more power to refuse but the upper 5? No choice. Whatever they doing, it doesn't matter. They are forced to stop it and appear in front of Gov. Nevada and Utah have on multiple occasions been called in the dead of night when they were fast asleep (yes Nevada needs his beauty sleep) to 'see' Gov and they had to go. In front of the other states, Gov just pretends that with the exception of Nevada, he cannot summon any of these other states without Florida's help. But when no one else is there, he uses the power he holds over them thanks to the federal land he occupies in these states freely as he pleases.

Gov also uses this to his advantage by forcing these five to agree with him on whatever he says doing the meetings, much to their (and everyone else who knows') anger.

They spend many a night crying in each other's arms due to the helplessness that engulfs them daily. Sometimes there's also bitterness towards and resentment against the other states who are 'more free' than them. But it's not like they can do anything about it anyway, though the other states sometimes try to help them by convincing or forcing Gov to not do something he wanted to towards them/make them do something he wished for.

Since some of the states on this list were amongst the last few ones to be admitted to the union (like Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, and Alaska), they didn't realise for quite a long time that Gov's power over them was not normal, and that most of the other states had a lot more control over their land and themselves. Nevada and Oregon are kind of older in terms of statehood (so is California but he's not in the top 5 so didn't feel the effects this much) and thus they knew from the start that this was not right; but obviously again there was nothing they could do. It just hurt them more since they were aware of the freedom they were denied.

Literally all these states are in the west. Except Washington and Montana (and I guess Hawaii too but she doesn't consider herself as in the west since she joined the meeting of misfits so...yeah), all the western states are in this list and highly under Gov's control (maybe that's why the west decided to take turns in being the leader, because none of them wanted to be around him for longer than they needed to be, and that's why Washington went first). Gov finds it more convenient and easier to deal with have meetings with the west and all the western states (including the other two) are kind of scared of him and his power even if not all of them show it.

Since New Mexico and Wyoming are my go-to angst states (aka the ones I apparently love hurting the most), even though they have more control due to a smaller percentage of their state being federal land and Gov technically should have less power over them, he has hurt them and threatened them so much (like with atomic bombs in New Mexico's case, implying/outright announcing that he might take away their statehood and make them a territory under his charge again to both of them, then in Wyoming's case reminding him how much the others forget that he is a state - and now Gov is one of the few who remembers their existence, etc.) that he exerts a lot more authority over the two of them too.

All of this is largely why the West is so messed up :( [in their heads, I mean]. That's all I have for now but feel free to add on. Unfortunately for these states, I consider the west the best for angst (:

[doueverwonder]

Gov: I remember my first Northwest meeting, though back then it was the Northwest Territory and was Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota.

The Northwest: ...

Montana: Idaho is Ohio

Idaho: why do I have to be Ohio?!

Washington: I think that would make me Michigan, and honestly I'm okay with that.

Oregon: Can I be Minnesota?

Alaska: I'm Minnesota, you're Wisconsin on a good day.

Oregon: Least it's not Indiana.

Wyoming: as Indiana is the only option left... hey

Washington: No, Illinois is all that's left.

Montana: how many people are in Illinois?

Gov: 13 million.

Montana: Damnit.

[louis--wifey]

Montana: Anything interesting up there in heaven?

Wyoming: I was just sending up a prayer of thanks.

Montana: For what?

Wyoming: For you forgetting to bring a harmonica. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet.

[daily-table21]

Video: Table Regions: West Haunts

Status: Public

Link: Table Regions: West Haunts

Date Posted: October 1st 2021

[theywhoshantbenamed]

I just got a really cool idea.. BISON WYOMING AND ELK MONTANA. (/nf) and they are best buds. They wonder Yellowstone together a lot probably

Kinda messy BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA

I had so much fun with bison Wyoming if it wasn’t obvious XD

[yippeeometer]

got any MT/WY/TX headcanons? :3

dear lord they suck. dear lord this is the collection of the most bitchy, passive agressive, emotionally unavailable lunatics and they ultimately fail to express any feelings but thats fine

to start off they all have loads in common thats great. obsessed with the cowboy aesthetic. terrible daddy issues. below average people skills. like animals.

however in dealing with it theyve managed to merge into very different personailities that come together in this relationship to create an even more frankenloser. tana is mean to everyone wy hides in dark spaces to get away from people and tx starts arguments for the kick of it.

this makes date night very interesting. the majority of the time its just tx and tana getting into increasingly innuendo-filled arguments in the middle of an empty field whilst wy thinks transforming into a horse and stomping them with his hooves.

if anything its just more evidence of wy being a dramatic loser bc his boyfriends have if anything improved his life greatly. now he has many ranches to go back to after his yearly meeting.

can we make them dadcore guys please. wy and tx with endless books ab the war making breakfast an excessively long affair by getting into a war fact competition in which they recite things they read until tana stops finding it adorable and now wants them bejungled.

more dadcore guys can they just have 80000 diy projects going on at the same time that they refuse any help with. weekly show and tell night where they bring their project and explain how hard it was to make and refuse any hint of help next time.

overcoming wy's social anxiety must be the biggest diy project though how are they supposed to build the rodeo in their backyard huh. how's tana supposed to keep tex happy and prevent wy from vaporizing at the same time huh

tex and tana at the rodeo oh you are sooooo special to me. tex and doing all the stuff he didnt do when he was a kid so he can experience it first w his boyfriends youre soooooo precious

screw you and theyd be insane when it came to austin as well like theyre gonna confuse the shit out of him when they argue about the correct way to herd cows. theyre gonna scare him talking ab the wild wild west days and all the times they'd test out immortality w bullfights. this kid will be soooooo well adjusted though. hell yeah freaky dude be cringe your dad's 6ft of pure muscle and has a whole two other power-tool weilding shit talkers behind him i think you'll be fine.

wild wild west wymontex youre so special. they'd be terrible cowboys dont get me wrong theyd be too distracted by each other and their horses to move the herd but yk the sheninigans were wild.