#wtnv headcanons

[the-shit-show-must-go-on]

The neuro is really diverging guys

Anyways here’s another silly WTNV headcanon

I think that Cecil accidentally influences a lot of slang just by like things he says and does. Because he’s a pretty influential member of the community and what not. So like “Very into science” becomes a way to say that you’re gay, saying that you think someone is “Neat” means you have a crush on them, Listeners becomes the Nightvale equivalent of Chat, etc.

[blackboxwarrior-mkultra]

wtnv 248 theory

The split audio effect wasn't intentional, there's some outside force making people also say what they actually mean. like Lauren says 'outreach' but something else layers 'slaughter' over it.

It might be something that the microphone does that we just haven't heard before because Cecil always says whatever he's thinking.

[takemyteawithformaldehyde]

thought: ted strange is cecil and steve's cousin that moved to gravity falls because he couldn't stand not being allowed to eat wheat by-products

[daylight-boyy]

Alice Dyer and Cecil Palmer are mutuals

[orangesideirrational]

Cecil Palmer has Snake Bite piercings and Kevin Dessert has a Smiley piercing

[swanpyart]

Cecil head canon design! His list of outfits sound horrible but I think he'd rock them... just very silly swag from him

[the-voldsoy]

misc nightvale headcannons that i wrote while listening to the show for the first time but never shared

(tw:gore ? scarring ?)

Kevin has a Chelsea grin given to him when he resisted strexcorp

Cecil has been around for so long through so many eras of clothing that he’s just given up on bothering to dress well

However, his fashion is violently early 2000’s

He also loves makeup

And constantly wears fannypacks and other ridiculously tiny bags

Carlos’ many “lab coats” are actually just regular coats Cecil’s just stupid (/aff)

EXCEPT he does have some actual lab coats with different functions like his “running lab coat” is a lab coat with racing stripes on the sides

The “vague and mysterious government agency” is actually the SCP foundation

Cecil has microphone and soundwave tattoos that move when people talk

he has a third eye that he can see anywhere in nightvale when using it

He can make the night vale theme tune start playing out of nowhere

It’s not always on purpose

Like sometimes he sneezes particularly hard and it starts

on a similar vein, his 'weather' powers is because talk of the weather was banned

so every time people mention the weather music starts playing

(to avoid boring convos, yk?)

and Cecil is the only one who really takes advantage of it

Cecil has little faint piercing scars lining above and below his lips

(as in at some point his mouth was sewn shut)

cecil is VERY dramatic when sick

Cecil is taller but Carlos is stronger

However Cecil can fight really well

Carlos grew out his hair into a little ponytail and Cecil LOVED it

And then didn’t speak to Carlos for a week when he cut it off

There’s a lot of weird stuff in night vale that we don’t even know about — those are the things that people didn’t tell Cecil about because they knew he’d tell the radio

Also, no one EVER tells Cecil any secrets or gossip for the same reason

Cecil walks with a cane and sometimes even has to use a wheelchair due to the lymes disease he had

The cane has an old-timey microphone on the top (think Radio Demon from hazbin hotel)

Cecil loved one direction and was devastated when they broke up

[finedinerofmoths]

MY KEVIN AND CECIL HEADCANONS LETS GOOOOOOO

[From left to right: Kevin before strex, Kevin after strex, and Ceci!]

[eldritcheyecryptid]

My head canon is that Cecil genuinely thinks that Carlos’ full name is Carlos The Scientist

[beaulesbian]

today’s top trending on tumblr made me feel like ‘did i wake up back in 2013??’

[the-shit-show-must-go-on]

It’s me, im back, I have another headcanon

Ok ok so this one revolves around like derealization and stuff, but I think for a while Cecil would ask Carlos about the reaserch into the house that doesn’t exist. More specifically he’d ask about how they came to the conclusion that it doesn’t exist, and Carlos always likes to provide examples when explaining things to people so he compares something that does exist to the house. Then one day after they move in together Carlos finds a post it note where Cecil has listed out every single thing that Carlos has said about proving if things exist of not, all sorted into categories of “evidence I exist” and “evidence I don’t exist”. And afterwards any time Cecil asks a question about proving that something exists Carlos always tries to use Cecil as his example of something that does exist. Because he doesn’t know how to talk to Cecil about it but he still wants to reassure him that he’s real and he exists.

[silly-tma-headcanons]

georgie and melanie love welcome to night vale.

[future--ghost]

You can not convince me that Cecil wasn't a little bit jealous when Carlos called the desert otherworld "the most scientifically interesting community," which used to be held by Nightvale. He was happy for his boyfriend, don't get me wrong, but no way in hell did that man not be a little jealous

[dead-body12]

Woke: Khoshekh is an average looking black cat that just so happens to float

Enlightened: Khoshekh is a weird eldritch black blob, vaguely cat shaped

Ascended: Khoshekh looks like a Louis Wain psychedelic cat/kaleidoscope cat paintings

[orangesideirrational]

carlos' hair isn't particularly special, its just extremely thick.

(it also grows pretty fast, much to cecil's delight)

[lemon-mira]

no you don't understand, i am OBSESSED with queer narrators heavily associated with eye imagery