#the magpod

[moop-snoop]

Oh alice were rlly in it now.

Saw this meme recreated a couple times for the newest episode so i decided to do that as well lol.

Cant wait for the season finale next week!!!

[hikaaa-bi]

imagine if gerry gets to return the favor and release jon from the computer someday

[nanaarchy]

I love tmagp because those that haven't watched tma are like

ooooh creepy cases!!! spooky new characters!! This new painter guy seems like a sweetheart! there's something sus about celia... aww good job for gwen!! I'm worried about everyone though...

Meanwhile those that have seen tma are actively biting into chairs and destroying public property and ascending to a different plane of existence through the sheer unparalleled power of insanity

[artemisyates]

Enjoy sky blue, Mike.

[kastrullhaj]

The three Gs hath returned. Here’s one of them! Gerry-not-traumatized-Keay! Episode 8 was *wild*.

[crowatehisfather]

[noirsloth]

What Kieran saw before going into The Hungry Man Grill in the TMAGP 25

[simonfairchildirl]

nobody is talking about how freaky eric delano was. like that man said mary was hot in the same way a shark is hot and then actively acknowledged that she tasted like BLOOD and was like "yeah i want that one awooga hummina hummina hummina"

[unbroken-teacup]

THIS ISNT FUNNY CELIA I CANT HANDLE THIS RN

YOU CANNOT JUST MENTION THOSE NAMES AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL

[silly-tma-headcanons]

elias took numerous language courses. there was no proper reason for this - he hates travelling - he just finds it fun.

he loves duolingo.

[theleiren]

Is he…..you know….Beholding???

👁👁

[snakeskinass]

It pisses me off to see people talk about avatars like "They get cool new superpowers plus aesthetic. And that’s it :)))"

Like no bitch! Yes, they do get abilities. But they have to traumatize and kill people to keep said abilities and keep themselves alive.

[hikaaa-bi]

yeah, i'm still not over this episode.

[nanaarchy]

The fact that TMA and TMagP are podcasts means that there are no official visuals. You can just Think things.

Boom. Everyone in the Archives now has a cowboy hat. The OIAR staff are all wearing McDonalds uniforms. Alice wears neon party sunglasses constantly. Needles is in a strawberry dress. Elias never actually stopped smoking weed, Jonah loves that shit and does it all the time and when his office gets all foggy Peter Lukas shows up and they make out. Jon read out the Hello, Jon statement in an ugly Christmas sweater that Martin got him for the office secret santa. Georgie and Jon had matching unicorn onesies in S3. Daisy wears MSCHF's Big Red Boots all the time.

[whimsickool]

RATING THE ENTITIES ON HOW FUN THEY'D BE AT MONOPOLY:

1.  The Flesh - 1/10, wont stop trying to use severed body parts as its player token, houses, and hotels. This would be fine if they werent so fresh and thus staining the board. Brought meatloaf and refused to specify what meat was actually involved. We agreed to order pizza instead.

2. The Desolation - 4/10, is a sore loser and barely wants to play as intended. It mostly keeps trying to flip the damn board and when finally realizing its temper tantrum won't work, they just give all their assets to one player to tilt the game unfavorably like a dick.

3. The Lonely - 5/10, didn't show up on time, didn't play, and mostly sat on the couch for all of game night watching reruns of Golden Girls. This is due to the lonely feeling one gets when realizing you'll never have friends like The Golden Girls. They still get a point for watching though.

4. The Dark - 2/10, at first they just kept flipping off the lights which made it hard to play but when The Desolation suggested candles (the only helpful thing they did all evening) The Dark responded by leaking dark water all over which got the money and chance/community cards wet.

5. The Spiral - 6/10, just enjoyed going around and around and around on the board, sorta played? Mostly lied about how much money they had or owed or what chance/community card they pulled. This was because, "math is for losers." Thus, they did whatever they could to quickly get back to going around and around the board.

6. The Vast - 4/10, played the game, didnt perform any antics, but they kept pointing out their vast amount of wealth  after getting hotels on the first row. Points lost for being a prick.  I will say, from time to time, I would get the over whelming feeling that I was falling. This wasn't a large issue until it happened to The Spiral and suddenly no one can seem to find the bathroom in petty revenge.

7. The Slaughter - 0/10, killed the pizza man. This provided two major headaches: a deadbody to deal with and the pizza being ruined from being dropped. Luckily, The Flesh found use for the dead body. As for dinner, we resorted to just munching on the snacks. Also, its really uncomfortable being threatened whenever they happen to land on your property and owe you rent.

8. The Corruption - 3/10, always brings rotten snacks covered in mold. Uses live bugs for pieces which aside from being gross is just not effective cause they dont stay still. How can I recall that their property has three houses when the peices are crawling on my wall? I also just think it is common courtesy to shower before coming over to game night.

9. The Hunt - 8/10, overly competitive but focused on the game and largely helped wrangle the others. Did keep making references to Wolf of Wall Street though which got old quick. It is worth mentioning that they also talked alot about their various hunting trips and buddies which was fine at first until they started describing a recent hunt that I think may have been my coworker who went missing last week.

10. The Eye - 2/10, cheater. Fucking. Cheater. I didn't even know you could cheat that many ways in Monopoly. Also they brought the lead pipe from a Cluedo board as their game piece and kept giggling when I asked why. Further, it is rude to pressure a trade deal by use of blackmailing. Had a lengthy argument about how technically you dont have to draw from the top of the Chance and Community Chest pile

11. The Buried - 8/10, dirt everywhere and I can't be certain but I think they made my chairs smaller? Maybe it was the table? I felt far too close to everyone. I will say they did mostly play the game but you will feel buried beneath your debt after landing on their property which... now that i think about it.. why was their rent so high? That can't be right..

12. The Web - 7/10, much like insects spiders are NOT a suitable game piece. Didn't technically cheat but managed to get ridiculous trade deals from everyone, especially The Spiral. The Desolation gave all their assests to The Eye to screw over The Web but.. to be honest the game is still going and I.. is it possible to have a stalemate in monopoly?

13. The End - 9/10, played the game but kept saying we should up the stakes by having losers die. I explained that this was the sort of game where if it goes on long enough, death is actually the preferred alternative. They understood and got really quiet for awhile. I think they are to blame for why I'm up past my bedtime. I'm growing afraid they'll all still be playing by next week.

14. The Stranger - 6/10, tried to pretend they were my mom. I know they arent my mom. So they taunted me bu saying they were my dad. This was effective as I don't know my dad. Asshole move. Also, would not stop commenting how dry my skin looked. Other than that, yeah actually played the game!

15. The Extinction - 0/10, when it was finally time for everyone to leave we all learned why Extinction had not shown up. Bad news, the outside world has been nuked. The good news is that I don't think I have to pay rent anymore. Or go to work. Oh god. What do I do about groceries?

[kastrullhaj]

A lil tmagp doodle. This is what I imagined when "crawling along the corridor, yanking out wires and muttering to himself" was said.