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Kevin finding out he apparently talks about Riko’s endless and intricate daddy issues all the time.

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Andrew is so funny for picking Criminal Justice major. He wouldn’t talk to a cop even if his life’s depended on it.

The man is doing everything for the shits and giggles, and I can’t blame him for it.

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neil "i love when people are mean because omg no way my turn" josten

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Andrew: Remember this feeling. This is the moment you stop being the rabbit.

Also Andrew: Appealing to my nonexistent attention span is a cheap trick.

Andrew: Don’t make me hurt you. I don’t want blood in my ice cream.

Also Andrew: Just Bee! Bee being stupid. Bee being! Ha!

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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Okay, so, if one day during Championship he meets Wymack and says “thank you”… For standing between him, Riko and Moriyama’s, preferring to burn down the house and everything on the way for his mouthy bitchy French ass, which he knew nothing about, when he could’ve, should’ve, just shut the door when Renee dragged him to it… I don’t think I’m gonna recover from it.

I'm so glad by the end of his stay with the Foxes Jean decided that Wymack was definitely not real. (Because apparently being nice to Jean means you are fictional and not allowed to be readl) Jean also finally accepted that David Wymack would out up with his petty bitchy frenchman side the same way he put up with Kevins bitchy diva side and Neils feral street car side. Which is with mild threats, disapproving eyes, and strength to crush their pieces back together until he can get glue and duct tape. Oh and just out lasting them, he has allll the time in the world (and the keys to the court...)

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1000 days of russian full scale invasion of Ukraine and 3926 days of war russia has started against us. Forever thankful for our defenders, the only reason I'm alive today.

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pro neil josten does the hmo cake but he and andrew are on seperate teams. so when he puts andrew on his cake it breaks the internet. media tries to get andrew to comment and all he says is 'would'

they're dating

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Andrew haven’t heard “I love you” growing up. These are empty words for him.

But he knows hate. It’s easier emotion that he can bear to comprehend and understand. It’s a strong feeling towards someone with his own unique interception for it.

So yeah, he hates everyone there, but not in a way normal people would do assume.

Andrew: I hate you all

Also Andrew: saved Nicky, protected Aaron, got Matt clean, played for Kevin, and last but NOT least told Neil Josten to stay

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my brain short circuited reading a post about jean and neil being platonic soulmates and read their shipname as jail

i'm calling them jail now idc

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Arcane creators were right to post only 3 episodes at a time.

I don’t think a week will be enough to comprehend the end of 6th episode.

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Need a moment to digest that Jean is only 2 months older than Neil.

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I think it's my civic duty as a member of the aftg fandom to remind you all that before getting his first paycheck, Neil canonically donates the rest of his life-on-the-run money to a safehouse for homeless youth in Baltimore

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AFTG is actually insane because you'll read 3 books of Neil telling you how everything and everyone revolves around Andrew.

And then you read TSC and Jean points out how they orbit each other.

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As Andrew walked out into the hospital lobby, three pairs of eyes met him. Within a second, everyone suddenly became interested in the sterile white walls and tasteless paintings, returning to their usual avoidance of eye contact.

Hallucination or a lie?

The drive to campus was an overwhelming noise from the music, drowning out any awkward attempts by Nicky to start a conversation and the screaming silence of the empty seat in the car.

Hallucination or rabbit’s instincts took over?

"Nicky stays, everyone else - out."

Normally the silence was a blessing around Nikki, but right now it was an irritating splinter under the skin.

"Speak."

Hallucination or a martin?

Anger bubbled and itched under Andrew's skin without permission. It had no right to be there, because he had always known this was how Neil's story would end.

Lies and running away were expected from blue eyes hidden behind dark lenses. But it wasn't supposed to happen like this. Not in the middle of the holidays, not when Andrew couldn't hold back his part of the deal or make sure the Foxes were grounding Neil enough, not when he turned out to be Neil's main restraining chain. Or is it better to say - Nathaniel's.

Kevin ended up saying the truth a bit too late. New Year's Eve ringed some alarming bells in his ears when he hadn't heard from Neil or Jean. Wymack was a few days too late with raiding Evermore. They deny everything.

Neil Josten's body was never found.

A pipe dream after all.

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Neil promised Andrew ANYTHING as long as he closed off the goal and Andrew asked him to take his shirt off - the closet is fucking glass