noirsloth

[noirsloth]

Imagine how cool it would be if when I say "I can tell if post is made by russian person even if it's in english and there's nothing that could indicate them, I just have a feeling" people considered it as a party trick and not that I'm traumatized and paranoid. (I am)

[noirsloth]

the ideal aaron neil dynamic is one where they're constantly bitching at each other like feral cats who hiss and spit whenever they're in the same room. i do not want them to be friends i want them to be mortal enemies that have to play nice at thanksgiving dinner for the rest of their lives. neil sends aaron a picture of an apple once a day for the rest of his life type dynamic do you guys get me

[noirsloth]

is this anything

[noirsloth]

Stop trying to label Andrew and Neil as the moon and sun. They are so clearly thunder and lightning! in this essay I will.....

[noirsloth]

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT JEREMY WAS CANONICALLY IN THEATER CLASSES???

this is vital lore that we can not forget

[noirsloth]

Every time I’m lying to my friends with “I’m fine”, I understand Neil a little bit better.

[noirsloth]

[noirsloth]

I think Nora will drop a name for the next book on the Twinyards birthday

[noirsloth]

JEREMY KNOX

🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍

JEAN MOREAU

🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍🥍

MEDICATED ANDREW MINYARD

[noirsloth]

I’m gonna be so real for a second. I don't want Eddie to come back in the final season. what will it do? more trauma for Dustin, a new arc for his second death, pangs of conscience if he wakes up in a monster's body after months of killing people?

the only reasonable reason why Eddie can be brought back is for him to smooch Steve passionately and slap that ass. and leave Steve puzzled and wanting more.

[noirsloth]

The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say. (and they say it a lot) (i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)

Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil! The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.

Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS- ... He's got a banger style actually.

[noirsloth]

Neil being the fastest player on the team, but Aaron beating him to protect Andrew.

Andrew hates running, but threw himself out of his goal like all the hell was at his heels to protect Neil.

Twinyards have endured abuse for years, but protecting others is their first instinct. It’s in the roots of their core.

[noirsloth]

matt: you're smiling

matt: why are you smiling, did something good happen?

neil: can't i just smile because i feel like it?

andrew: riko is dead

[noirsloth]

"In no universe could you be anyone’s villain" whatever Jeremy’s hiding Jean can name a dozen worth things Riko had done in a beat. And he’s not even touching anything he’s done to Foxes or his mafia upbringing. So yeah, Jeremy, you can chill out, don’t worry

[noirsloth]

neil wouldve dipped in two days if he was recruited to usc instead of psu

[noirsloth]

neil josten:

[noirsloth]

I’m afraid that in tma universe Aaron (aftg) is Gerry, hunting down books and making everything to please Tilda, but her smiles appear only for books.

And he didn’t meet his Andrew there. So the cycle never breaks until she destroys herself, and even then Aaron is wrong for not helping her with it till the end.