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hey man do you need something

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what the fuck ever

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imagine your subordinate doesn’t respect you and you two have a fight and she makes a good point about how she has every right to be struggling and to dislike you. and your next move is to make the worlds most unique suicide attempt. what’s the plan after that. i wanna know. i really do.

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The way people just assume that their experiences are universal. No thoughts, opinions or feelings about it. I'm just observing it.

"I'm not disabled in any way but I always go out of my way to avoid doing this completely normal everyday thing able-bodied people can do because doing that causes me physical pain."

Dude.

"I'm not gay or anything, but on average you really do see more good-looking men than you see good-looking women."

Bruh.

"It must really suck to have ADHD or something, I mean I forget what I was doing every 30 seconds and get yelled at about it at least twice a day, it would suck if that was like a clinical thing."

Brother.

"I'm perfectly happy being a cis man but wouldn't everyone rather be a woman if they had the chance?"

Ma'am.

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You got that Je Ne Sais Quoi, Je Ne Sais Quoi

I’m falling for you, don’t know who you are

clothing reference below ↓

I have so many clothes saved for Kremy that I wanna draw this is just the first,,,

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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Jmart like this apple trend but I actually made it into an illustration this time

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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things

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miku binder.

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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You know what sucks? Having a breakdown over something you KNOW is stupid. Like it’s still making you feel sick, and beyond upset but you can’t tell anyone because you KNOW its ridiculous and no one will GET it so you just lay there suffering and wanting to cry with no out put or way to fix or work through the feelings.

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How the Archivist be hunting Sam

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more of this. spamton is just a normal human in this au sorry

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i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

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Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?