#wtf is that shoe. charlie. man.

[gale-dekarios]

okay, i finally got around to drawing solo dad gale and wee milo. you cant convince me he wouldnt be a good dad, regardless of what he thinks.

[theodoraflowerday]

heartstopper s3e8 live episode reaction

I don't want this season to end :( if we don't get a 4th season I'm going to bomb netflix

sometimes..... something beautiful happens in this world....... you don't know how to express yourself so..... you just gotta sing.........

NICK'S SIDE EYE WHEN CHARLIE SAYS "DONT SAY IT"

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS THOUGH ITS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION SKFLDJFLDKGLDKFLDKGDLGKDLGKDLGK

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

LOADS AND LOADS OF PRACTICE

yeah I'm sure it's gonna take loads--[giant tractor crashes through my front door]

"there's lots of things we can do" LIKE WHAT? LIKE WHAT

WHAT ARE WE THINK ING HERE

oh they're gonna have *so* much fun discovering all the nice sex stuffs you can do :( I'm so happy for them

YOU'VE BEEN RESEARCHING HAVEN'T YOU

hdkgjdkgjdkg thinking back to alice's q&a and nick's internet history lmao

okay yeah. forgot about That.

god......... yeah that's gonna suck lmao

OK CHARLIE TONE IT DOWN

oh oh my god that kiss was *so* cute? wtf

NICK'S LAUGHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRO THAT WAS SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE ARE THEY. YOU TOOK THEM OFF.

I love you 🥹 I love you 🥹

TORI'S SUGGESTIVE SLURPINGKFKGKDLGKDLGKDLFKDLGKDL

YOU COME HOME WEARING MICHAEL'S CLOTHES ALL THE TIME

oh tori baby

oh jane :(

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

that is the face of a man who just got his cherry popped! that is a sexually active man!!!! look at that face he looks like he's getting it on the reg!!!!

HE CANT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACESJFKSJFKSJFIDJFDKFJ

"what are you smiling about" tao you were the exact same, you know what he's smiling about

OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED SKFKDKFLDKFLDGKDOGIDOGIFO

oh they're so funny

NOT ON THE FLOOR

NOT GETTING INTERRUPTED

oh these horny lil bastards. can't get enough now can you

ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP

omg omg omg

yeah..... honestly if I were nick I'd also just pick somewhere close to my house

IMOGEN AND NICK SHARING A ROOM OMG

"is it weird how I used to like you?" "oh, weird? okay" lmao he's such a little shit

oh baby girl is learning about comphet! next step, the lesbian masterdoc

"you're my friend" AW BABIES

"I'm sure you and charlie would think of a few things--" ELLE NO

oh, tao mentioned it didn't he

elle is so fuckin funny. elle and tao are the biggest gossip couple I know that

not imogen being the one who wants to know slfjslfjdofkdogk

nick and his girls :(

OH NO THE PHARMACY SXNEE;DMFK

NNNOOOOOOIGODIGODKGOFGIFPIGDÑGLFLGOFÑGOFPGOFOGO

THATS SO BAD

also it is hilarious that this man's buying condoms and lube with 3 girls hanging off his arm. like I know that pharm tech was sideeying them

"just because we kissed it doesn't mean we found the one like you guys have!" "......definitely about imogen" "OKAY it is about her but that's not the point" TEAM ZAHEANEY

OH NO THE RUGBY GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SO FUCKIN CUTE

oh my god I love geoff so much, he seems so much warmer here than on the books. I love him :(

oh NICK BABY NO

oh my god baby nooooooooooo

HE'S WEARING SHORT SLEEVES LETS GO CHAR

tori's FACE im

michael. motherFUCKIN. HOLDEN.

bro I love michael SO MUCH

michael's lil wave :(

"you're having a weird amount of trouble with labels for a straight couple" oh charlie baby

oh come on is michael not pan in this :(

"you have so much love to give, you don't have to give it all to me" im gonna? cry? maybe?

"I wanted to. I'd do it all over again" I KNOW YOU WOULD BABY GIRL

well, that wasn't AT ALL the scene I was expecting. probably bc they just met here and we don't have solitaire to go off of but I was truly expecting ace tori.

however, that was infinitely more powerful for entirely different reasons.

find me in a bath full of spring sibs, absolutely drowning

I love that queer intentions was just a placeholder name and it stuck lol love u alice

oh that's a cute song

IMOGEN IF YOU CANT RUN IN THOSE SHOES TAKE THEM OFF

NOT THE ILY CHARLIE

nick would be such a groupie lmao

"you look so good right now" KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

ooooh shaking the hands of the father in law. I see u

"and we've got a free house" NO HANKY PANKY JULIO. DON'T.

can't imagine being nick and charlie's friend. they are so fuckin cute it's like, annoying.

mm. sparks. I see y'all.

dude nick didn't even take a BREATH bro was undressing immediately

"LET ME HELP" I see u Charles I see u lil horny lizard brain

OH

OH FUCK

oh my god I'm gonna cry lol

sorry this season's been a lot

oh I cannot believe hearing nick say the words "you are *so* fucking hot" is making me tear up but I guess we're here now

oh thank god they didn't discuss leeds

I was so stressed lol

i

okay, so what's been happening is that I manage to hold off on crying until I hit pause and then I start *sobbing* and.... yeah. sobs

I love nick and charlie i love tori and michael I love heartstopper *so* deeply and if we don't get another season i will self immolate

[yonpote]

this is my keep or yeet livepost w my onions on whether phil should keep or yeet

THE GHOST SHIRT yeet bc its haunted by... another youtuber who's worn it. BUT dan pointing out that its small on him just makes it hotter cuz like... tight fitting clothes on this man is,..... hoo boy

aladdin for me is a yeet but im not the biggest aladdin fan personally? so i think keep for phil is fine and BLACK SHIRTS ON PHIL UGHHHHHH LOVe

red nasa shirt 😭😭😭 i would keep it for sentiment tbh ;;

shoe shirt? its so random. yeet. WAIT IT HAS TEXTURES NVM KEEP

oh god wtf is that{?!? OH HE DYED THE ICONIC SHIRT LMAOO yeah this is a yeet but i relate so much to trying to dye something a cool color but just making it look kinda dirty 😭

OH HELL YEAH RIPPED GREEN HOODIE YUMMALICIOUS HUBBA HUBBA comfy hoodie is always a keep

oh brother not another opera spon... use firefox everyone, its got tab containers too and if you use ublock origin u can put in a specific list thing for youtube ads so you dont get the adblock block thing look it up on reddit its so good, if u need chrome for mandatory work thing sure but firefox doesnt harvest everything you type so

NGJFNFJ THE MOLDY GREEN DYED SHIRTS ARE SO BAD BUDDY THE SUSHI SHIRT WOULDA BEEN CUTE OTHERWISE

a millennial gay can never have too many flowery button ups imo, keep

corgi!!!! cute!!

crusty bottom and clean top..... dont make me say it.........

OOO keep the splatter print shirt its very lesbian!!!

gatorland shirt i like a good comfy tourist shirt

marvel shirt YEEEEET

omg the ancient illness hoodie..... THE ONE THAT DAN WORE WHILE WEARING A COLANDER ON HIS HEAD KEEP IT HAS LORE!!!!!!

uhhhh random gray rectangle shirt.. yeet unless he wants to do the short sleeve over long sleeve e boy look

MESH SAKURA SHIRT KEEP FOREVER HOT AND MATCHES DANS SAKURA SHIRT LOL. TJE NIP WINDOW????? CHEST HAIR!?!?!?!?

ooo semi-varsity jacket... i think if it was baggier on him and it looked more like the embroidered ones ppl wear in japan it would be a keep but for me its yeet

MOON SHIRT!!!! keep for cutie pie reasons. PHIL IS NOT APPROPRIATING LESBIAN WITCH DAN HE LITERALLY IS ONE HES A LESBIAN PSYCHIC "i could be a lesbian witch!"

nasa jacket keeeeep

stranger yeet.

types of frogs KEEP. ITS SO RAINFOREST CAFE FROG SHIRT VIBE AS WELL AS DAN'S SPACE CENTER CAT SHIRT

beetle... i voted yeet on ig

friends t shirt i would say keep for phil cuz listen. millennials need their sitcom attachment and i love a big comfy shirt. also oops edit flub? they didnt say whether it was kept or yet o7

minesweeper shirt KEEP just bc charlie plays so much minesweeper like my fav part of her streams is just watching her play minesweeper very intensely

keeeeep the plaid windbreaker its sooooo hot on phil. "it smells like a man whos not me" "philip where have you been." jealous dan returns

pokemon hoodie ummmm im kinda 50/50 on this one i love pokemoncore shit but fsr this pattern looks a bit weird? but overall a keep

tokyo i think i voted keep cuz i thought it was newer than it is lol idk i dont think its the worst

furby shirt keep 100% THE OLD FURBY

i think phil shoudl keep all his shorts but him them like 3 inches shorter or just cut the length off. i think its so funny how cis men are like "omg im so slutty for wearing 7 inch inseam shorts" like girl get the daisy dukes out. i wanna see the thighs please.

DID SHE JUST TAKE HER SHORTS OFF ON CAMERA. PHIL YOU WHORE. BRIGHT BLUE UNDIES. IM KILLING MYSELF

YES!!!! TINY LITTLE SHORTS GOD YES THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME.

comfy gray shorts keep OH ITS THE ASS SHORTS. ITS THE CAKE SHORTS. KEEP

oof skinny shorts?? yeet (but no hate on skinny jeans in general... i only have one pair of jeans and theyre mega ripped skiinny jeans they just dont look skinny on me cuz im short and chubby) "if emo comes back" girl emos been back

corduroy shorts mehhh oh but texture phil needs texture so keep

ORANGE FLOWER SHORTS KEEP

HELLO??? ummm godzilla shorts are.... if the print were on a shirt i would keep but on shorts?

brown shorts yeet, flower sweater keep, basically i agree w them

ooh another black graphic longsleeve lol. I THINK THIS ONES A KEEP AND THE BEETLES A YEET SORRY

oh funky hoodie. i like it i would wear it keep but idk if i like it on phil

KEEP THE PURPLE STRIPEY SWEATER FOREVER

if this fleece jacket thing didnt have such a stupid back design on it i would say keep

SPOTTY RED BUTTON UP KEEP

keep comfy buffalo checker sweater!!! i would keep

"manchester hoodie" oh.... everyone who voted yeet go die katamari hoodie is perfect

KEEP DENIM JACKET FOREVER

fuzzy denim keeeep hes so hot

spotty blue shirt i LOVE but. its so tatinof ykwim and phils in his new era

oooh stripey blue shirt keep!

i bought a sweater that was inspired by this blue and pink checker thing LOL i think it looked better when he had jet black hair lol

BRIGHT FUTURE! keep!!!

omg wait nooo not the red bomber!!! its cute!!!!!! im too attached to his clothes bro.... i like the red one more than the blue one tbh WHY DID HE BUY SO MANY VERSIONS

Nasa sweater!! keep

blue button up is too like. corporate lol. brother you dont have an office job you dont need boring tops

tiger jumper keep!!!! i like it!!!!! fuck u MEAN fast fashion

good vibes keeeep for the vibes

oh the brown flower pattern on this doesnt work on phil

OH THIS PLANT ONES HOT. YEAH DAN THATS RIGHT DEFEND THIS SHIRT

great wave keep!

glittery zebra is so tied to 2017 in my brain but not in a good way tbh yeet but he is hot in it. "you bought this for me dan" omfg shut UP

i think i voted keep on chess but. on second look its a yeet tbh...

ok thats it yippee that was fun theyre gay im gonna die

[riverstardis]

schoolboy crush:

ethan wakes up on the sofa of alicia jez and max’s place and jez and max are laughing at him and he asks how alicia is🥺

cut to alicia in the ed hiding in admin and louise is like “explain?” “i’m avoiding ethan” “why? because you look so rough?” “no, but thanks for that. basically he came back to mine last night right, and we were about to kiss, and i puked. on his shoes.” “how drunk were you?!” “i was nervous!” “right?” “so i snuck out, left him on the sofa, and now, well, i can’t face him, can i?” “well definitely not because now you’re the girl who’s puke wound up between his toes forever more!” 😭😭😭

david’s very happy because he’s texting ollie🥺 alicia asks him about his bum bag sjdkfjf

ollie! ollie >:( i’m still bitter about what they did to him

rosa smashes ollie’s phone when she finds out he’s been texting david behind her back?!?!

so he steals the car and drives to the hospital😭😭😭

max and jez still trying to win alicia over for their bet🙄

ollie says he wants to live with david and rosa starts shouting in the middle of reception saying he can’t because he kidnapped him and ran off to acapulco with a stripper😢 and everyone’s staring at them

charlie punching his old school bully in the face at his school reunion SJDKFKKG that’s pretty iconic tbh even if it is charlie

then when the guy goes to retaliate charlie just steps out of the way and he falls through a table😭😭 duffy calls an ambulance and charlie reduces his dislocated shoulder and everybody claps skdkfkfk

ollie burning photos of him and david😢😢

rosa tells david not to go behind her back but he TRIED to go through her????

the car’s on fire😬😬

bold of rosa to say “daddy’s coming ollie” instead of trying to get him out of the car herself when she’s just told david he can’t see him anymore!

it’s not ollie’s first fire apparently

david tries to subtly give ollie a psych test and rosa gets mad saying “come on, what’s the verdict? have you lumbered me with your mental son?” ollie’s literally right there no wonder he doesn’t want to live with you wtf????

i can’t hear david shouting that he’s got bipolar without hearing “i’ve got… A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS” from the bloopers😭😭

ethan and alicia trying to sneak their patient’s cat in SGSGSHDH elle figures out what they’re doing immediately and just tells to make sure there’s some air holes in the bag

again i can’t see alicia holding the cat without hearing “i don’t know how the fuck you hold a cat” from the bloopers😭

she offers to take the cat while the woman’s recovering??? i didn’t remember that, is it ever mentioned again???

david promising rosa he’ll never come off his meds again… only to come off them again a few months later

alicia got ethan new shoes and they’re absolutely horrendous sjskfkgk she’s goes “sorry, it’s all they had in the gift shop. but it’s the thought that counts isn’t it?”

oh that was another one from the bloopers where lloyd everitt says “yo chelsea” instead of “yo alicia”. man how much of that blooper reel was just from this episode alone???

elle tells alicia about max and jez’s bet on who can kiss her first. nothing gets past elle honestly

why does charlie look like a thumb

alicia finds max and jez passed out drunk and puts them into bed together and takes their pants off SKDKFKGKL DESERVED

[emo-vadapav]

okay the scene on the last episode of heartstopper when nick screams i like charlie springs in a romantic was really really really REALLY good .....but dude wtf? you just ran into the water with shoes and socks on😭🤢

why would you do that? I'm happy and proud of you being able to say it out loud without feeling scared or something but shoe socks in water? come on man, don't do stuff like that?😭

[charlieconwayy]

map out chadam endgame pls!

OKAY GAYS HERE WE GOOOO basically adam has been in love w charlie since charlie pulled him aside at the north stars game and asked if they could be friends. adam is shy af so he was like “uh...ig” but it literally is so important to him that charlie noticed he was struggling and he’s just like obsessed w that moment forever. and they stayed besties until d3 when adam was put on varsity and charlie’s chaotic ass was angry. adam considers that the worst time in his life bc no matter what he always had charlie except for then and it haunts him and he constantly wondered what he was doing wrong. he was also hella struggling at that time bc maybe his feelings for charlie weren’t just platonic? and when he sees charlie with linda he realizes he’s in love. no one knows except julie bc they get drunk at a party one night and he cries and tells her and she just holds him and tells him it’s okay.

finally, senior year, adam decides to come out to the team. it’s 1999 so most people are homophobic, including some of the team, but charlie publicly stands up for him and adam’s heart just swells. then charlie starts to think ab gay people bc he’s had feelings for guys before and “weird” dreams but he’s never thought about it until now. he doesn’t know what he is but he thinks he likes adam. one night they get drunk and hook up. charlie is kind of ~promiscuous~ in hs so he’s kind of just like “it’s cool, we’ll hook up but we don’t need to label :)” and adam is just like. heartbroken. but he loves charlie sm that he sucks it up. until charlie gets a steady gf (drivers license by olivia rodrigo plays) and then adam calls him a coward and they have a big fight on the ice at practice. charlie realizes he actually cares ab adam and asks him to prom, but adam is sad bc charlie is going to take his gf and just like what? make out w him in the bathroom? he’s so heartbroken and done.

adam makes it to the nhl. charlie tries college for a minute but hates it. he becomes a peewee coach like bombay. he never misses one of adam’s games and hounds julie and connie (adam’s besties) for info on what he’s up to. if he’s found someone. eventually he does. obv it’s a lowkey thing bc adam doesn’t want to be the first openly gay nhl player but charlie knows and is sad.

jan dies. everyone comes home for the funeral. adam brings his bf. charlie publicly starts fights w the bf at literally any opportunity bc he just lost jan and he just wants adam to be his bf so bad. julie has basically had enough and locks charlie and adam in a room so they can talk ab their feelings. lISTEN THIS PART IS STRICTLY HC BUT THE JOSHUA JACKSON EXTENDED UNIVERSE IS CANON IMO!!!!! basically charlie tells adam all of these little memories he has of them. sharing a bunk bed during the goodwill games. the first time charlie got high and ate too much and threw up on adam’s shoes. and lastly, when he asked if they could be friends at the north stars game. it was so important to adam for so long and he can’t believe charlie remembers and he’s just like “you remember that?” and the ICONIC jjax “i remember everything” is said

they kiss

adam doesn’t want to break up w his bf bc he’s good to him. charlie finally breaks down and tells adam he loves him. adam just laughs and says “i’ve always loved you. i’ve always fucking loved you. but we’re adults now. we have to make grown up decisions.” they hug and cry into each other’s shoulders.

it turns out adam’s man is cheating on him. adam breaks up w him. the man outs him to the tabloids. adam goes into hiding. all of the ducks, even the previously homophobic ones, stay in hiding w him until he says it’s okay to make statements. they make a joint one: “adam is one of the most honest, kind, incredible people we’ve ever known and having him on our team was the best decision that coach bombay ever made. any team would be lucky to have him. we stand solely with adam and condemn any hateful remarks.” it’s like 2005 so it’s rly a big deal, but adam’s team decides not to fire him bc bombay threatens them w law suit.

charlie stays w adam throughout the whole thing. they cry together some more. they’re not officially together, but they’re not not together.  adam says “hockey was always the only thing that mattered. until you.” charlie tells adam he’s his favorite person in the whole world. they become official.

only julie knows at first. then connie (then, obviously guy.) then charlie works up the courage to tell fulton, who is the most outspokenly supportive of them. charlie tells his mom. she cries and tells him she’s proud of him. he tells bombay. he says he already knew. the bankses, who have disowned adam, threaten charlie. charlie and adam laugh, bc they were never good to adam. he’s always hated them, and now they can hate them together.

charlie and adam live together for about three years, happier than they’ve ever been. adam’s hardly ever home, but malewife charlie usually flies w him on his teams’ offseason. there’s a kid on charlie’s team, a ryan atwood type. an orphan who gets into a lot of trouble. charlie lets him sleep at his one night and the kid flips out when he realizes his coach is friends w THE adam banks likw wtf??? why did no one know. charlie and adam fall in love w this kid. he stays w them. they adopt him. he was previously homophobic, but charlie talked sense into him. he’s now proud to have a gay and bi dad!!!!!!!

gay marriage is legalized in 2015. charlie and adam get married in a quiet ceremony w only the ducks, casey and orion present (they lost contact w bombay at this point). their vows are super cheesy but connie and julie (and portman) all cry and their son is obsessed w the wedding being perfect and is a bridezilla ab it. except like obv not the bride, like the groom’s kid. 

adam retires and becomes a public defender. charlie takes a job coaching at the local public high school.

the reason charlie wasn’t at the ducks reunion was bc he was so angry at bombay. he told adam to go for him and relay everything back to him. adam comes home from the trip and tells charlie ab how the ducks are cake eaters now and he’s horrifed. charlie makes plans to do something ab that....

[clairvoyantsam]

13 Reasons Why S4E8 Thoughts

1)???????????? Earth 2161???????? Bryce as a robot with a conscience working WITH Clay who leads a group of the resistance???? WHAT SHOW IS THIS?? :P (it looks great tho!!! xD)

2)Wow ... Tyler is a fucking hero for putting his life at risk and becoming an informant for the police on illegal guns trade ... I thought this was the case from the beginning but ofc the characters in the show could never suspect that because of his history. This kid really turned his life around for the better.They kinda owe him an apology now.

3)JUSTIN GOT ACCEPTED INTO COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!! SO PROUD OF MY SON <333333 Clay could have said a congrats or sth ... WTF dude ...

4)WHO THE FUCK sent Winston Bryce’s tape?!?!! Jessica burned the last copy!!! And Winston thinks Justin killed Bryce ... UGH

5)”Do you want revenge for Monty or for yourself?” PREACH, ESTELLA!!! Winston just STOP.

6)DIEGO, YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ABOUT JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!

7)That Nazi piece of shit who’s fighting against Toni can fucking CHOKE.

8)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUSTIN IS USING AGAIN, NOOOOOOO :’( NONE of his friends were there for him NONE. I AM SO DAMN MAD. YOU LEFT HIM ALONE WHEN HE NEEDED YOU THE MOST. FUCK THIS SHIT. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM, IDK WHAT I’LL DO

9)Shit, fuckfuckfuck Justin got the money for the pizza to go buy drugs???? NOOOOO

10)Holy shit ... Clay+Justin’s folks, and other parents from Liberty are in on a plan to watch and control their children via gps, e-mail & text tracking etc ... THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! I imagine myself in their shoes and it’s a NIGHTMARE.

11)Diego is a freakin asshole but the fact that another fucking cop TARGETTED him because he’s Dominican and not a while American teenager???? FUCK OFF, YOU WHITE SUPREMACIST PIECE OF GARBAGE you THREATENED A TEENAGE KID WITH A GUN INSIDE his SCHOOL??????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS A HUMAN BEING!!!!!

12)Clay and Jessica standing up to the headmaster about the police bullshit in the school and leading everyone out, ignoring his orders. YEAH, BABY

13)Did they REALLY bring the RIOT police to deal with CHILDREN??????? MOTHERF*********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE

14) OH MAN!!! I’d love to be there with everyone going up against those bastards!!! They’re all in this together, I’m glad :)

15)Z-Zack ... w-what ... what is going on ... Go with Alex????

16)OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!!!!!!!! ONE OF THOSE COP ASSHOLES PUNCHED JESS IN THE STOMACH, IMMA RIP YOU APART

17)Clay riling up the crowd and going in to the fight FUCK YEAAAAAAH

18)EXCUSE ME??????????????? THEY THREW CLAY TO THE GROUND AND STARTED HITTING HIM AND CHARLIE WENT TO DEFEND HIM AND THEY HIT HIM IN THE HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FALL UNCONSCIOUS. IF HE’S HURT BAD, I’M GONNA BURN EVERYTHING

19)TONI GOING BACK TO HELP TYLER RISKING HIS 3RD STRIKE OMG

20)ALEX RUNNING TO CHARLIE’S SIDE AND THEN THE EXPLOSION, I CAN’T BREATHEEEEEEEE

 21)Shit ... Clay’s the one who set Bolan’s car on fire and he DOESN’T remember doing it even after his doctor showed him the video evidence ... and most importantly AND shockingly ... HE’S the one who did the graffiti AND he terrorized everyone at the camping trip using an actual AXE ...................... He needs fucking help, oh God.

[shimmershae]

I’ve been rereading my own fics all weekend and damn do I miss writing them, lol.

Some of them are actually much better than I’d given them credit for. 

I mean, how adorkable are Gracie and her daddy in Counting Stars?  

And honestly?  How much does Daryl Dixon want to nix his whole thing about dating baby mamas so he can spend more time around his pretty little Skittles lover in Yours, Mine, and...Ours?  

Our little newlyweds are so sweet and painfully awkward in Wonder I just can’t.  

And just WTF did Andrea do to tear the beautiful little Caryl family apart in Waltzing?  

I’m Merle in The Way Back.  When are Carol and Daryl going to work through their hurt feelings and start fucking around?  Like really fucking around?  

Daryl and Charlie Daniels (RIP real Charlie Daniels) have some puppy support to take care of in The Fox and the Hound.  

And we still gotta get back to that warm and cozy bed above the diner before Hades gobbles up all the snacks while Carol and Daryl make up for lost time in The Breakfast Club.  

Carol was just beginning to figure out just how complicated fake dating a man she’s fast falling in love with can actually be in Stupid Cupid.  

Speaking of fake dating, there’s nothing better than a fake marriage between childhood best friends to expose some very real, very messy feelings of actual love in Love Unknown.  

We haven’t even had the chance to let the hormones really run amok in Fourth Quarter, but trust me on this.  There be an abundance of them.  

And Daryl’s still in Georgia somewhere leaving Carol a trail of Cherokee roses.  Who knows if she or Rick have figured out their true meaning yet in Ebb.  

Carol’s got a very long road to recovery ahead of her in between the shadow and the soul.  Just how does our favorite redneck fit in to that road?  Hmm?  Any guesses?  

Daryl still needs to figure out the mystery of Luce’s pink shoe in All Living Things.  Just how many degrees of separation do y’all figure are between him and our favorite Peletier girls?  

Oh, there are more stories.  Some that haven’t even made it to this site.  Thank goodness, right?  It’s embarrassing enough that I have the number of WIPs that I do.  

But you know what I figured out?  Doing my little reread?  

I want to know what happens next.  

I mean, I know.  Of course, I know.  There are unfinished chapters in my notebooks, on my laptop, in my google docs.  

But stories have a way of telling themselves sometimes.  So while I know?  I don’t know everything and I really want to know everything.  

Tell me, though.  

Am I the only one?  

[luuuna-rambles]

Lost Rewatch: 1x01 Pilot, Part 1

Given we’re all stuck inside, what better time to rewatch one of my favourite TV shows?

Lost starts as it means to go on: confusing as all hell

Oh, and with opening eyes, I guess

How is it that Vincent, who was probably in a lower part of the plane that the humans, gets off without a scratch?

So Jack wakes up in the middle of nowhere, gets up, and then... runs? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Also he has a pretty bad injury in his side, bear that in mind as you watch him do everything he does over the next few scenes

The shoe he passes belongs to his dad, but they never actually tell you that. It’s strange, given the way the camera holds on it for so long, and we go back to it in the finale

Oh look at that, he managed to arrive at just the place he was needed. Marvellous.

Why is Shannon screaming like that? Like, I get that she’s been through a traumatic event, but would she be more likely to want to curl up into a ball, something like that? (Something we actually see background characters doing)

Jack is knocked around like a goddamn ping pong ball this opening scene - first some random guy who he leaves with Locke, then Claire who he leaves with Hurley, then Rose, then back to Claire, all while running like a maniac - and he doesn’t seemed to be bothered by that serious injury at all. Funny that

Of course, if there’s a pregnant person in the cast, they are guaranteed to have contractions at the worst possible time. Is anyone surprised

LOCKE THAT MAN WOULD HAVE MOVED AWAY FROM THE ENGINE IF YOU HADN’T STARTED YELLING AT HIM

Why is Boone cast as an idiot here? I’ve done some basic first aid training, and one of the first things they teach you is how to open a person’s airwaves. And Boone’s a lifeguard - he should know this!

(They also forget that he’s a lifeguard later on, when they need him to struggle to swim)

Also, Boone’s suggestion with the pen is actually something Jack uses later down the line, so why is it portrayed as a stupid idea here?

And then Jack sends him on a stupid fetch quest instead of keeping him around to, I dunno, check that the woman who’s just been resuscitated is alright when you abandon her seconds later?

Miraculously Claire, who was struggling to walk a scene ago, can now run unaided just as fast as a fairly tall, not-at-all-pregnant, fully grown man

You know what would have been cool? If this was all one shot. I think it would have been fairly easy to do - we’re following one person the whole time. Just a thought

Oh so now the writers Jack remembers that he’s injured

The first time we see Kate, she’s rubbing her wrists - she’s just taken the handcuffs off. I love the way they slip in little details that make reveals seem obvious in hindsight

Oh look it’s Sawyer! What’s he getting up to- oh, he’s just smoking? Smoking and brooding. Wonderful

Show sets up a possible friendship between Sayid and Charlie and never pays it off

I know people have brought this up before, but Kate says she might be sick, and then Jack immediately brings up the most disgusting story you could possibly tell, in gross detail

Every scene between Claire and Hurley is precious, and this one is no exception

WALT IS SUCH A BABY!!!!

Why did Jack bother making a plane out of a leaf? Doesn’t he have more important things to do?

WTF is the MiB trying to achieve by knocking down some trees here?

If it’s against the rules to give passengers alcohol, why are the air hostesses carrying around spirits in their pockets

Thing this show never explains #1: Why did Rose say the black smoke noise sounded familiar?

Sawyer does have a line this episode! It’s this: Sure it's monkeys. It's Monkey Island. Scathing and sarcastic. Well, start as you mean to go on

Why does Kate volunteer to go here? Doesn’t it make much more sence for her to lay low seeing as, you know, she’s a wanted criminal?

WTF IS UP WITH LOCKE AND THAT ORANGE???

Why does Charlie’s singing here sound like nails down a chalkboard? We know he can actually sing

Charlie, what do you mean “I do backing vocals”? We see you right at the front of the stage in a flashback!

Why are we pretending that Jack and Kate really care about each other at this point? They’ve known each other less than a day at this point

First mentions of the numbers: At least 48 (4,8) people survived, it’s been 16 hours since the crash

Okay, start of season 4, Lapidus makes a big deal of the pilot always wearing his wedding ring. But I can’t for the life of me see a ring here

The pilot goes out like a little bitch. Come one, man, you’re letting the profession down. Lapidus would never lean out of an open window like that

And we’re running through the jungle, cause Lost’s gotta Lost, I guess

Charlie trips, because of course he does

Why does Kate scream for Jack here? She’s been on the run for years - she should know how to react in stressful situations alone. And screaming at the top of your lungs is a terrible way to hide from something

And the pilot’s been mauled! Why exactly does the MiB do this? Was he trying to scare them? Cause I think he’s already achieved that

Overall Review:

Introducing about 20 characters and setting and main threat for the season was never gonna leave much room for development or plot, but it did the best it could with what little time it had. A few laughs, a couple of pretty scary moments. Overall, a pretty solid starter

Overall Rating: 5/10

Not the best, but not terrible (and honestly, what was up with that orange?)

Note: the rating might change as I go on

[finding-the-daylight]

Today has been a very stressful day, so guess wtf time it is? Drunk Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. Here is what I soberly remember of the movie (I have not watched it since BD2 came out): 

1. There’s a wedding.

2. There’s a honeymoon.

3. There’s swimming in the ocean.

4. There’s an accidental pregnancy.

5. The baby almost kills Bella.

6. The canon incident that we all hate happens.

7. The Volturi evilly laugh. 

Same as Eclipse, my drunken narration of the movie will be below the break.

A brief intro statement, I was 100% sober and just beginning to drink at the beginning of the Eclipse post and progressively got more drunk. For BD1, I’m throwing back before I even start watching this shit show.

- I love the effects of the intro. it’s very calming. THe putting away childish things quote is literally a Bible verse. I hate that Stpehen appropriated Quileute culture, Christian culture, and every culture. I know she’s mormon but sitll. THis shit feels real appropriated.

- Idk why rennee is all happy. she never gave a shit before.

- OMG ALICE TEHCING BELLA TO WALK IN HEELS IS THE CUTEST ICRY.

- carlisle carryign the bench is literally the hottest hting i’ve ever seen fck

- lowkey kinda creeprd out because she’s literally sacrificing her humanity to marry this deud she’s known for like a year but everyone other than jacob is super supportive

- damn she’s looking @ this dreamcatcher and it’s making me sad but tbh that shit probably caused half her nightmares because she’s not native so sleep paralysis (if you know you know).

- DAMN EDWAD RELALY JUST ADMITTED HE’S BEEN A VIRGING FOR OVER 100 YEARS WHAT AB RAVE MAN WE STAN

- BUT FOR REAL WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING TF OUT THAT SHE’S LITERALLY BEGGING TO DIE FOR THIUS DUE?

- he just todl her hes killed people and explained it and it didn’t work she’s still down to clown with this vapire emo boi

- HOW HE’S SMILTING @ HR WTF I AM SO ALONEEEE

- i just wama ne im loved amd ne loved in retun plz

- this dream sequence is awful also fck the volturi is til hate that they never overthrew that crabbyass monarchy bullshit they were powerful enough

- i just wanna be like rosalie when i greow up

- charlie knew shit was off when he saw those crapsk 

- why the HELL is renen actin liks she cares? bitch go the fuck back home

- jessica is the only one with any damn common sense in this whole series talking about they’re too fucking young for this shitt bitch true and itm akes sene now why she was the valedictioajrn 

- SLEEPING AT LAST IS THT GROUP IDK IF YALL HAVE HEARD ANY OF HTEIR OTHER STUFF BUT THEY’RE AMAIZNG AND I USED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP # THAT SHIT

- damn id’ be fuckign panicking too your lfie is over hoe 

- stpeheen sto pwiht your racist ass smiling its offensive

- CHARLIE FUCKING DEWEVRE BETTER SOMEONE LOVE HIM PLEASR

- this wedding is gorgoeus though i live for hte fuckj g aestiec 

- OH MY GORD THE PROM SONGGGGGGGG  FCK ME RIGHT IN THE EMO 

- IT JUST HIT ME WHN THEY WRE LOOKI  @ EACH OTHERS EYES THIS BTCH REALLY MARYING AN UNDRSF VAMPIRE HOE this shit is horryighn why was i not scare?

- carlisle is the love of y life

- sth is a lil ray of sunishen 

- i just reaized howd fucked it is that sue and chalrie are starng to catch feelz ut sue knows his daughter is funckugn off with a unded vamp emo iboi

- OMG I FCUKING HATE STEPHENE RACIST ASS I LEGIT MADE AP OST EARLIER SYAING LAURENT WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING ANDWOUVLEBE BEND A VEGETATIAN BITCH AND IRENEA CONFIRMED FCK THIS SHIT IM OUT ANG ANGRY

- charlie is gget ing drunk as hell my spiritn animel

- jesica is smart and beautiful she needs t os stop being jealous and petty know ya wotht girlie you got itl

- I SWEAR WHEN IGET MARRIED OSMEDAY IF ANYONE GIVES A SPEECH LIKE THIS I WILL PERSONALLY DRAGT HER ASS OUT.

- edwar lves her so much fck im all alone\

- how haoph hacob is when they hig i hate canonn they were best friends fc,

- jacob stay the fck outta her sex life she;s been wanting this for ad dman year fkc steohe let them jsut befriend

- steh is so swert but e is a chidl fck the is reacist plot bulshit

- CHARLIE DESEVRD BETTR FCK THIS PLOT FOR REAL I HAE CANON

- bela looks os ad she knows it’s goodbye but edward’s family is all smiling because they have her now hwat fthe ckc

- jac0bs cryng my heart brke

- i love bineg dunk 

- the scene isn rio is my faorite isn any of the movies eveyrhting looks warm and happy

- this bich can drive ab oat too damn he can just fod evryhin cant he

- CARLISLE BOUGHT A WHOEL DAMN ISALND FOR HIS WIFE AND I CANT ECVE GET A TEXT BACK? 

- deis this honeymon scene make anuone else unconmfy becuae same

- marying a vampire would be horrying af but also hot af and good af becuase htye oculd love so much and protect you from everythign fck 1-/10 woukd efeel safe

- bwll gaving a panic attakc ism e anyt tinme i try talking to an attractive man

- slepeign at last fckign ti up agin bit ch theis m yshit 

- when he said it was the best night i cred 

- tstoehe added the chess game like this shit is a hoje but i would love to play chess on my honemodn idk how uut  i want a man to each me but not mansplin

- WHY THE FUCJ AR THEY SO CTE ON THIS AMN HONEYMOON?

- i know i sadn it was horryig but i want a hotass vamp emo boi husband plas 

- damn jacob is being too emo she aint really gonan be ded for ever youll see her agianb itch

- ‘CULLENS ARE NOT A DNAGER TO THE TOWN OR TRUBE” BITCH IB EG TO FUCKIN DIFFER THIS SHIT BIOLOGICAL WARDARE RACIST ASS STPEHEN WRITING THIS FUCKING BULLTSIT

- ‘NONE OF THEM BELONG TO THEMSEVLES ANYGMROE” - SOMEONE SAID IT BITCH THSI SHIT IS FUCKRE IP

- i fucking hates these vamp racist bitches but i want a nonracist va,p husband bitch thus hot afck

- how tf does she not know shes rpegr yet eatin this weid ass shit?

- THESE FKERS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES TLAKING BOU IDK IF ITS VEEN POSSIBEL BTICH YU SHOULD FUCKUGN KNO BY NOW

- ROVERT SPOEAKIN G PORTGUEVE IS SO KING ATRACTIV

- poor bella her life chaned so uqick and she[s soc scared fck dcnaon

- POOR CHARLIE I HATE THIS HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND TURTH TOLD

- ROSALEI IS THE EST 

- “YOU LOOK TERRBLE’ THIS IS THE FRIENDHSOP WE WANT WHYT THE FCK DOES FOPSTHE RUIN EALL THIS SHIT

- CARLISE IS FUNCIGJ HOT

- LIRALY BITCH I JUST WNAT A PURE FIRENDHSIP WUTH JACOB AND BELLA ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE FJC CAON

 - this montage is turopy a f when youre drunk waht the helc por jake thugh

- im sorry but i;n laughign my ass off at these fuckugn wolf vocie overs lmaoooo this shit hilarious

- SETH HAS SUCH A PURE HEART WHTY TF DID SPTEHEH RUIB HUS FUCJING CHILDHOOD BULTHIST

- WHY IS EVEYRIJE BSUCG AFUCKUGN BUTCG TO LEAH???? SHE DESEVRED THE FUCKING WORLD STPEHEN IS A RACISHT BITCHHHHHH

- calisbe is fos unicngn hot

- i just reaized robert is like the best fuckugn actor like this diolaguge is wha k as fuck btu he’s acitng all emo boi oscar worhty shti

- they realy had her fuckin drink blodo i hate cannjnonnn

- ifelel the same as kaje watchign this 

- but carlisle’s prety face made it all fuckig hetter

- FUCKRT HIS SHTI CHARLIE DESERVED BETTER HE’S THE BEST DAD FCK CANO NFUCK STEPRHNE 

- okay ut id is cute as fkc whe nedward hears the baby 

- esme and calrisle wilougn to risk their lives for bella i cryi

- fkc i really do hate cnaon because jake is acting liek an adult now and trying to do the honrble thig bue he should be a hpaoy chidl 

-  resnemsien is a ficking ridjcils name and we all fuckj nnew

- i ahte this part i’n bot even wathcing this shit rgros me rout 

- WHY THDID FUCK DID THIS BITCH HAVE A FUKCUNG SYRINGE OG VENOM LAYING AORUND? HOE!?!?!

- literlaiy fuick the dynamics of this whole moty hfknfucjg storyline plot bitch

- LEAH AND STHE DESERVERD BETTER

- SO DID JACOB

- SO DID ALL THE WOLFPAKC STPEHEN IS A RACIST AS SHOE

- aw hell here the fucks we hgo with theu ickgn im************** bulshit i ghate cnaojn canon can suck ad ick

- YES BILLY DEFEND YOUR CHIDL 

- rosalie is literally perfect when cnai b ehr 

- im real glad im drunk rin now because ioculd nto sit throguh this shit sober

- imp&******* is the worst plotline fkc]

- bit iamgiben falling alseo lookin gsick and waking up fhot as uck goals

- this sogn making me cry literlalu imcruing ims o alone lmao

- rheye really ended htoe move wirh red eyws lmaoooo

- hodl the fick up a damn minute stpeehebn producre htis cufkcng shit?

- now heres the hoes iv’ve been waiting on burnt the monarch fuckwits i hate thes epompis fuckers

- OVERTURBR THESE FUCKSERS THEY HAVE TIOO MUCH POWR 

CARLISR COULD FUCKING D OI T I HATE CNAON BRING THE VAMPIRE DECONOARCY

- OOHG BRUNNO MARS BRINGNG THE FUCKING SIMPSSHOES ANTHM I NEEDLOVE IT

[janiedean]

Ok I need to know your thoughts about this Green Book mess

... pray for me anon XD

anyway, never mind that my general thought is that I’m really sad the mule didn’t compete this round because then it’d have deserved all the awards hands down........

tldr: the fact that people are outraged is the proof that tumblr at large can’t recognize classism when it hits you in the face.

in longer words: 95% of the hot takes I’m reading are Patently False And It Shoes People Haven’t Seen That Movie.

in much longer words: counting that I haven’t seen all the nominees but I did see both blakkk/lansman (which from now will be BKKK) and blackpanther and green book (and borap but that one wasn’t gonna win best movie anyway so) and I guess that is where the crux is, so, in order.

bkkk was obviously the best movie of the lot quality speaking. in an ideal world, it would have one. except that bkkk is a movie that’s heavily political and if y’all think that the oscars would give a prize to the heavily political movie that directly criticizes the administration in power then y’all missed the part where that’s not what happens at the oscars. last time it happened it was 1978 and the deer hunter won and I still don’t know wtf was the jury’s state of grace at that point, but in 1980 they had apocalypse now in the list and kramer vs kramer won. like. guys. if you have APOCALYPSE NOW on the list and anything else wins in the major categories then you’re a joke. and tbh it surprises me that spike l/ee is still hoping he might snag a major win that’s not for screenplay with these parameters - they’re not gonna go there. hasn’t happened since ‘78. come on;

bp was not a best movie flick. like, guys: it’s not even the best mcu film around as far as I’m concerned and while it most likely deserved the technical awards..... seriously? like. if neither GB nor bkkk won then any other movie on the list had better shots than bp. I can’t even think people seriously assume it was best movie material or ON PAR WITH BKKK as in, ‘if bkkk doesn’t win then THAT ONE should have won’. like, no;

now: green book was a *safe* pick in the sense that it wasn’t as heavy-handed as bkkk when it came to be political so it was the perfect choice if they wanted to go like ‘oh hey see we gave the award to the movie about racism without giving it to the one raising the middle finger to donald trump’, but differently from moon/light (which according to me was the most political political win of the last ten years like guys sorry that movie was nowhere near as good as people said back then and I found it incredibly overrated, and before you tell me that it’s because I didn’t understand it: exactly the point. the wire is one of my fave shows ever and it tacked all the things moon/light tried to except that it did it vastly better and I actually got it for how well it was written, moon/light completely failed in that sense and I’m glad if it was a good movie for the people it was directed to but it didn’t engage beyond that target imvho but never mind that) it actually tackled very well a series of issues I never see discussed in US cinema when it comes to *racism-themed* movies and I thought it was a really well-made movie that nailed a lot of things especially when it came to how classism and racism interject themselves in the discourse and how you don’t get out of discarding one of them so easily.

specifically, with SPOILERS FROM THE MOVIE under the cut SO GO AHEAD AT WILL OR NOT:

now: all the posts ‘this is the usual movie about the white guy who gets the black friend’ already are obviously from people who haven’t seen it because they missed the basic point, as in: that the white guy is poor and uneducated and isn’t *racist* because he’s a terrible person, he is out of ignorance and not knowing any better BUT at the same time he’s not so narrow-minded that he doesn’t have fairly forward opinions on other -isms (see THAT REVEAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE after which he goes like ‘I’ve been a bouncer in most of new york’s night clubs do you think I mind that thing’ which is a thing the audience wouldn’t have thought since italian-american men from the 50s/60s notoriously came from a fairly -PHOBIC culture in that specific sense), and that the guy being italian-american ie a *white* category that back then did not have *white privilege* put him in a lower class position than the black guy;

on the other side, it was spelled that the black guy’s issue was the contrary in the sense that he’s rich, he’s cultured, he speaks five languages, he’s not a stereotype and since people want stereotypes or expect them, he can’t seem to please either side and feels alienated from both, which I think is a discourse that should be way more relevant in a website where people talk all the time about people of color not being stereotypes and so on;

like the entire fucking point of that movie is that white guy overcomes his racism unlearning his ignorance and black guy has a few realizations about how classism works and reconnects with his heritage throughout the entire thing;

and the fact that it was the black guy explaining the white guy how to write the poetic love letters without grammar mistakes and got him to appreciate finer things in life while the white guy helped him get down to earth (which he plot-wise definitely needed - he was unhappy af before XD) *and* at the same time the movie never fucking forgot that skin color > money when it comes to systematical racism in the south (ie the scene where they get stopped by the southern policeman and white guy punches him bc he basically told him that being italian-american was being half-the-n-word and black guy tells him ‘yeah well I handled that my entire life you could deal with it once’ was FAIRLY DAMNED OBVIOUS even if it also showed that it’s Not How Things Should Go) was imvo a very good narrative choice/balancing;

also, I was really appreciating that scene where don asks tony (a guy who has no idea who orpheus is and thinks orpheus and eurydice is about orphans) to shorten his name because vallelunga is too difficult to pronounce and tony’s like ‘if the people you play for are so cultured they can learn to pronounce my name properly’ because like guys that’s a thing that happens with all non-anglophone names and seeing it come from someone who hasn’t had an education but doesn’t want to be *made better* because that doesn’t make them unworthy and then only accepts help when he wants it and doesn’t come from a position of ‘you need to look more presentable’ but from ‘I want to make your life better’ was really fucking nice excuse me, because it *did* make a point about how not being formally educated means that people are considered lesser when they shouldn’t have to fight for it, and I thought that the class-switch in there was a really great idea;

anyway nvm my specific opinions about specific scenes, the point is: green book is not heavy-handed and admittedly is a lot more sugary than BKKK and has the feel-good ending that makes it palatable for easy wins, but the content is fucking everything but sugary or devoid of discussing Serious Issues that I almost never see tackled in this kind of US movie and if people actually wanted to watch a movie that sees the subject counting that class relations exist, that some -isms are culturally learned and can be overcome, that money counts when we’re discussing how people are treated in the US, the *earned whiteness* concept (because tony is *white* but hasn’t *earned whiteness* and it’s plenty damned obvious) and that class relations are not automatically clear-cut *especially in the US* then green book is an absolutely valid choice. and like...... it wasn’t white saviorism in the sense that WHITE GUY GETS REDEEMED AND BECOMES UN-RACIST, it’s about two people growing and learning from each other and the fact that tony’s racism is tied to a) upbringing while being poor b) not literally knowing any better but that it doesn’t really take that much for him to see that his opinions are wrong when usually it’s poor black person vs rich white person, and actually that’s why I thought calling it reverse driving miss daisy was reaaaally not getting the point, so if people actually saw the damned movie before deciding it’s terrible that’d be nice;

I also think sp/ike lee was beyond rude in his, er, reactions to GB’s win, but then again... listen guys I love the man’s movies but since that time he went like ‘clint eastwood can’t make movies about charlie parker’ (??) and dismissed the italian partisans’s associations complains about what he did in miracle in st. anna (a movie I did actually really like but they were right about him villainizing the resistence when he could have not) with basically I DON’T CARE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE ISSUES WITH HOW I, AN AMERICAN, DEPICTED A FAIRLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF ITALIAN HISTORY... like he needs to chill and to realize that there’s a thing called losing with grace and he’s not doing it.

tldr: bkkk imvo deserved to win way more and tbqh if I was spike I’d complain about bp having gotten more awards than his movie when bp really is the safest choice ever if we wanna talk about politics win, and I can agree that GB was a political choice, but it was not a bad political choice nor a racist one and actually it raised a lot of issues that I’d like to see explored more in movies because they usually aren’t. on top of that I thought mahershala ali’s performance in gb was fucking stellar and definitely was miles better than his part in moonlight (but like... bc he was in moonlight for TWENTY MINUTES, he was co-lead here) and I’m honestly baffled that when he won for moonlight there were gifsets everywhere and here there aren’t when this role was WAY better and more nuanced and with more to chew, never mind that again, he deserved it just for the speech under the rain I was discussing before. but like..... of course we’re all ignoring it??

also: I’m really laughing that tumblr as a whole is crying about GB winning when until two days ago bkkk was the worst thing ever because adam dr/iver starred in it and OMG OF COURSE HE WAS CHOSEN TO PLAY THE KKK MEMBER BECAUSE HE REALLY IS RACIST [lmao as if spike l/ee would work with a really racist person] and no one on this website gave a single fuck about it when it came out except for adam dr/iver fan blogs but now everyone is like OMG WHY DIDN’T BKKK WIN???!!!!! like guys you didn’t care about BKKK until a day ago and now I’m supposed to think you were rooting for it all along? when you all hated it because omg how dare they cast ky/lo ren in something where he’s not a bad guy? like we serious? come the fuck on, no one on here cared. and the fact that if blackpanther had won no one would say BKKK not winning = UTTERMOST CRIME just says all about how a film’s quality is judged around here. bye, I said my piece.

[hunterenough]

December 4

Notes: For @notfunnydean Advent Challenge

December 4

When Sam stumbled into the kitchen the next morning, it was already after 8. There’d been no morning wake-up, and there was no coffee made. If he was honest, he was a little bummed. He’d been enjoying their new morning routine. His eyes slid to the crates. It looks like Santa was sneaky. He grinned. There was a silver package the size of a shirt box in each crate, and a note propped against the little perpetual calendar, obscuring the Christmas block. Evidently they were to start this on their own then.

“Cas? Dean left us a note today. Want to join me?”

The angel appeared by the coffee pot and seemed disappointed that it was empty. He turned toward Sam. “A note?” He didn’t mention the coffee. Sam gestured toward the crates.

“Grab it. I’ll start the coffee.”

Cas grabbed the note and rejoined Sam at the coffee pot. They opened the note while the coffee brewed.

Hey guys,

Santa’s having a sleep-in. Open your gifts and wake me at 9 for details. If you haven’t eaten, we’ll grab breakfast at the diner in town. There’d better be coffee!

Dean

P.S: Good morning! :)

Sam retrieved the packages from the crates. There was enough coffee in the pot for two cups, but neither made a move to pour. Dean hated when somebody took coffee from the pot before it was finished because ‘it made the whole rest of the pot weaker.’ Instead, they tore the paper off the gifts.

“Christmas ornaments?” Each held an identical set of twelve multicolored glass bulbs. “This could be fun.” Sam didn’t remember ever having a real Christmas tree. They’d done a Charlie Brown style tree a few times, more often when he was younger, but never an actual tree.

Cas was staring at his ornaments, head tilted.

“I’m guessing we’re gonna get a Christmas tree. Decorating could be fun. Dean did say if we wanted to give him gifts that we should put them under the tree.”

“I have never exchanged gifts. I cannot fathom what an appropriate gift would be for someone so… “ He let the sentence trail off still staring at the ornaments and appearing to be in deep thought. “My only experience with giving is receiving gifts from Dean. This…” he made a helpless gesture toward the crates. “And once Dean gave me a cassette of songs. I do not know how to choose a present that is appropriate for him.”

Sam raised an eyebrow at the mention of the cassette. Dean gave Cas a mixed tape?!

“Well, the best gifts are always the ones from the heart. Like yesterday, in general, cinnamon rolls and coffee are cool, but pretty common. But the effort that Dean put in? The research and the special shopping trip? That’s what made the meal so awesome. It really isn’t about giving a thing so much as showing someone how you feel. Do you know what I mean?” Trying to explain gifts from the heart to a divine being was… a unique experience.

“I believe I do. It is evident that Dean put great thought and care into choosing gifts for each day of his ‘advent’ calendar. And the meal was crafted specifically with our tastes in mind. I understand what the gift should convey. It is choosing the vessel to ‘show how I feel’ that I find intimidating.”

“I couldn’t agree more man. Good thing we still have most of the month. I still haven’t found anything either.”

The men slipped into silent consideration over the problem while they poured themselves coffee. Cas poured a second mug and gathered both into one hand. “It is 8:57. I will go wake Dean. I believe that he will enjoy having his coffee delivered.”

The contemplative look on Sam’s face was quickly replaced by a wicked grin. “I’m sure he would.”

~~~~~

Cas focused on keeping the coffee in the mugs as he navigated the hallway. His mind was racing with thoughts about appropriate gifts. He wanted to show Dean that he was worth at least as much effort as Dean was putting in to making their first really family Christmas. Sam’s words were also weighing heavy on him...gifts from the heart and showing someone how you feel played in a loop.

Feelings were still a funny thing for him. Angels shouldn’t feel, but angels also shouldn’t have or want to have free will. Over the course of so many years, he’d learned a lot about feelings. The Winchesters had taught him so much about the value of family, loyalty, true righteousness, trust...Dean in particular had elicited an ocean of feelings so vast that it was frequently overwhelming. Still, Cas knew that when it came to interpreting feelings from others, he had trouble “reading” social cues and body language. Dean’s own early lessons on personal space, for example, were quite clear in speech, but the hunter would often migrate toward Cas if he hadn’t initiated a close position to start. Sam had once tried to explain that often what one said was not what one actually meant. Not lying, just an unwillingness to admit to a feeling that made them feel shame. From this, Cas had inferred that while Dean might want to be close to the angel, he was ashamed of that desire. Cas sighed. He wanted to be very  close to Dean, and he wasn’t ashamed of that, but revisiting that line of thought was getting him nowhere in his consideration of gifts. Another matter for later consideration then.

~~~~~

Despite having properly prepared for sleeping in, Dean had been lying awake in since 7. He had no desire to leave his comfortable bed, but he’d be getting a wake up call any moment. He was excited about today. First, they’d grab breakfast, then hit the Walmart (the nearest being about an hour away) for a tree and more decorations. By the time they were done shopping and back home, they could have sandwiches for lunch and get to decorating. Before his year with Lisa and Ben, he hadn’t had a real tree since before...well, before they were hunters.

The knock on the door was so quiet he almost missed it.

“Come in!”

“Hello Dean. I’ve brought coffee.”

“Cas, man, you’re the best. I’d say you were an angel or a blessing, but that would be a little on the nose don’t you think?” He grinned as he gestured his angel closer. The man was carrying two mugs, maybe he’d sit with him for a bit. “C’mon in and sit down, let’s just enjoy this for a minute.”

Did I just invite Cas to hang out in bed and have coffee with me? WTF?

Cas just smiled. He obviously remembered relaxing protocol because he immediately set the mugs on the dresser, shrugged out of his trench and suit coats, and kicked off his shoes. Reclaiming the coffee, he handed a mug to Dean before rounding to the other side of the bed and propping himself up against the headboard next to him.

“We never get to do this Dean. I truly enjoy being able to spend time with you outside of a hunt.” His angel seemed to snuggle down into the pillows a little more before taking a sip of his coffee.

Dean knew he should probably feel self-conscious about sitting in bed practically shoulder to shoulder with the other man, especially when he was only wearing pajama pants and no one was sick or dying, but he just couldn’t bring himself to care. Simply put, there was nowhere else he’d rather be.

“So, since you brought coffee promptly at nine, and I heard Sammy stomping around earlier, I’m guessing you got my note. What do you think?”

“Sam and I speculate that based on today’s gift of ornaments, and your prior mention of a tree, that we will engage in a Christmas tree related activity. Sam is quite excited about having a real tree.”

“Just Sam?”

“Dean, every part of celebrating this holiday is new for me. I find it very…” Cas seemed to think about his words for a moment. “I am very happy that I get to experience this with you.”

Dean really wasn’t sure what to do with that. He wanted Cas to be happy. He wanted Cas to feel like a part of their family and like he belonged here.

“We also discussed gift giving. I would very much like to get you a gift. Sam as well of course. But I am unsure how I can go about this without violating the “no flapping off” rule.” He shrugged. “I am also unsure what would constitute an appropriate gift.”

“First, you don’t have to get me anything man. You’ve dragged my sorry soul out of hell for chrissake. Year after year you’ve helped me. You’ve saved my ass more times than I can count. I wouldn’t be alive without you.” Cas wants to get me a present!!

“Those things were not gifts. I have learned that those are simply what we do for family. I would say that you’ve given me as much, if not more, than I have given you in that regard Dean. You taught me to think for myself. I’ve learned to feel. I want to give you a Christmas gift so that you can share the feeling that I have when you give me a gift.”

Okay, we’re firmly in chick flick zone. I have no urge to change the subject, and my fight or flight hasn’t kicked in. We’re just going to put this down to my really comfortable mattress.

“How about this Cas. I’ll put in an exception to the sticking together rule. If you and Sammy need to go Christmas shopping, you can do that. I’d kinda appreciate it if you’d let me know before you fly away, because of some of the things I have planned, but we don’t need to be together every minute. I don’t expect you to give me a gift, but you could give me a rock and I’d be happy that you put the effort into getting me something. You capisce?”

“I capisce. Thank you Dean.”

“Now let’s get this show on the road. I’ve got a full day planned today.”

The angel seemed reluctant, but stood and moved to retrieve his outerwear. “I wish that we could do this more often Dean.”

~~~~~

Shopping for Christmas decorations was largely uneventful. Cas didn’t really have an opinion, and Sam was excited about everything. Dean settled on packing as much Christmas themed stuff into the cart as it would hold.

The tree, however, was a different matter. Sam wanted a real tree. Like the live kind.

“I know a live tree would be better Sam, but this way, we don't have to worry about burning down the bunker or something and we’ll already have the tree next year.”

Sam turned on his best puppy dog pouting face. Before Dean could cave like he usually did, Cas chimed in, “Plus, we are not killing a tree. I like this idea Dean.” Sam conceded the point. Dean might be able to be convinced on his own, but with Cas on his side, he wasn’t likely to bend.

~~~~~

Things were going exactly to plan. They’d made it back to the bunker with their holiday loot and lugged it all down the stairs. Dean hadn’t missed his opportunity to point out how much easier it was to bring the boxed tree down the stairs than it would have been with a live tree, of course, and Sam had responded only with Bitchface Number 13. Sandwiches had been eaten and more coffee brewed.

“Okay guys, let’s do this.” Dean clapped his hands together.

To be honest, this is where his plan kinda went a little hazy. None of them had any practical knowledge in tree decorating.

“Ummm, I guess we start by setting up the tree?” Sam suggested.

“Right, right. I’ll take care of that while you guys start unboxing the rest of this cr...stuff.”

The tree snapped together easily. Dean studied it. Being stuffed into the box had all of the branches kind of mushed together. He set about reorganizing the branches, aiming for the same fullness of the display tree they’d seen earlier. After he’d meticulously re-bent each twig, he stood back to assess his work. He judged it complete after a couple of tweaks and suddenly noticed the silence.

Cas and Sam had all of the tinsel, ornaments, and candy canes out of the box and ready to be added to the tree. They’d cleared the trash and settled in to… what? Watch him? Sam looked amused. Cas looked...he couldn’t really decide how Cas looked. His eyes were wide, his mouth was just slightly open, and when Dean met his glance, his tongue flicked out to wet the bow of his lower lip. He looks fucking HOT. Dean shook his head to clear it of the sudden flood of less than pure thoughts that tongue had jumpstarted.

“Right. Let’s decorate this bad boy.” Sam grabbed the tinsel, and Cas trailed after him toward the pre-lit tree. They stood on either side of the tree and passed the ropes of tinsel back and forth around the tree. After a brief discussion on the aesthetics of tinsel, they started a second round in the opposing direction. Dean helped himself to a candy cane.

I wonder if that purification blessing would work on these? He took a deep breath, whispered the spell, picked up the candy and joined the other men at the tree.

He set the boxes at the base of the tree and unwrapped a candy cane for each man. Without asking, he shoved one in first his brother’s then his angel’s mouths. Sam grunted. Cas raised an eyebrow.

That look...when the flavor registered for the angel his expression changed to one of bliss. No, THAT look. Holy fuck. Back down the rabbit hole of lust fueled images went his brain.

“I don’t remember these being this good. Must be a different brand.” Sam’s comment ripped Dean back from a particularly lewd image of licking the sweet mint flavor off Cas’s lips. He turned quickly to adjust himself under the guise of grabbing more ornaments. Get ahold of yourself man. Lusting after an angel has to be a one way ticket to hell. We’ve covered this a million times by now.

When he turned back to the tree, Cas had progressed from sucking on the cane to licking it delicately. Dean groaned. Sam laughed, a deep belly laugh, earning him a dirty look.

“Start decorating bitch.”

After that, Cas seemed to get with the program, allowing Dean to likewise regain his composure. It took less than half an hour to get all of the ornaments on the tree, then another fifteen minutes of rearranging, and the men were standing shoulder to shoulder to shoulder admiring their hard work.

“Get the lights Sam. Let’s light this thing UP!”

When the lights had flicked off, Dean plugged the tree in and silence fell over the room. Their tree really was something.

“Merry Christmas.” Dean whispered.

[orange-twilight]

here is my brain's inner-workings during new moon. enjoy.

charlie is the best dad ever i love him

bella is reading r&j her senior year. i read that shit my freshman year.

bella is 18 now. at least e&b arent as creepy now.

edward looks like hes in pain omg

alice made me gay

*about alice* my sister: her outfits arent that bad. oh. nevermind.

bella needs to chill on the eyebrow plucking

why does the volturi painting look like the inside of a fucking sephora hghakshs

shut up edward and yo emo ass

rosalie is a goddess

esme is wearing like the same thing she wore when bella met her the first time but in dress form

YEET

jasper no. jasper YES.

i see why everyone is thirsty for carlisle. that man a fine glass of wine.

oh no the breakup scene

i love bella

this is so sad alexa play possibility

bella is serving lesbian looks

bella is so pretty ugh im gay

we dont deserve charlie

YEET pt 2

mike go choke

jake calm yo dick and get consent

why does bella have so many goddamn lamps and string lamps in her room theres like 11

if jacobs skin is like 108 or whatever shouldnt bella burn her skin whever she touches him

bitch's last words were literally going to be to her ex bf smh

fellas am i gay if i wanna kiss bella

bella never disrespect a man in a wheelchair. he may not be able to walk but he can still whoop that ass.

sam back there really with his fist in the air as a stop signal i am howling

they broke billys boat wtf

god i love the wolves

okay but like in the books they are shape-shifters so everytime they say wherewolf i gag

is that a gay joke jacob i see you you lil bitch

she gon loose her jacket and bracelets up there. bitch put them in your shoe or bra or some shit smh

alice is back bitchessssss

bitch left a note for her dad that she was flying across the earth wtfffffff

a depressed vampire, a gay vampire, and an angry vampire vs one human girl. who will win?

ahahaha the irony of st marcus's day ahahahahah

they gon eat the secretary as a dessert lmao

i think the lil volturi battle in the end of new moon is so cool man

god i love bella

rosalie... girl that wig.........

four seconds for this bitch to react to him proposing bitch wtf

[glenngaylord]

MY MOMENTS OUT OF TIME IN FILM 2019

Instead of a Top 10 List, every year I like to honor a long-discontinued but influential annual column from Film Comment magazine. I couldn’t wait for my father to come home from work with the “Moments Out Of Time” issue.  The writers would cite their favorite scenes, images, or lines of dialogue, even from films they may not have liked, because let’s face it, even bad films may have a great moment or two.

The year brought us so many wonderful films.  Parasite wowed me with its ability to surprise while telling an important story about class divisions.  I think Once Upon A Time In…Hollywood will stop me in my tracks over and over again with its immersive deep dive into late 1960s Los Angeles.  The female-on-female gaze gets a workout in the stunning Portrait Of A Lady On Fire, while Jojo Rabbit masterfully walks a tightrope between hilarious and moving.  Watching Eddie Murphy return firing on all cylinders in Dolemite Is My Name remains one of the most joyous movie experiences of the year. Yet, even I can’t see them all, but here, in no particular order, are my Moments Out Of Time in film for 2019:

A door opens, someone calls out “Honey?”, as the plot veers off in a jaw-droppingly unexpected, biggest WTF of the year direction, turning a light class comedy into something far, far, deeper- Parasite

Upon the assassination of JFK, his enemy, Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino) orders the half mast flag in front of the Teamsters' Union to be raised back to its standard position.  As Hoffa looks up at the flag, this chilling, diabolical scene feels like the end of civil society as we know it - The Irishman

“Climb in my fur” - my favorite line of dialogue last year, cementing Jennifer Lopez’s Ramona as an iconic film character who can take sexual innuendo and turn it into an invitation for friendship - Hustlers

“That was the best acting I’ve ever seen in my whole life” - dialogue runner up as a young actress (Julia Butters) whispers into the insecure but committed actor Rick Dalton’s (Leonardo DiCaprio) ear, causing him to weep uncontrollably and giving him the recognition he’s always craved - Once Upon A Time In…Hollywood

A boy spies a flitting butterfly and stands up to get a better look, notices a pair of shoes next to him, and in an instant his entire life heartbreakingly changes - Jojo Rabbit

A vacationing family looks out their window to see…themselves…lined up and waiting to invade their home - Us

A gate which will no longer close on its own.  Two estranged parents and their child manually slide it shut with the barrier separating them from each other.  The battle lines have been drawn with deft precision - Marriage Story

A woman stares at another across a theater.  They have a history.  The symphony plays a striking, propulsive piece which both women know so well.  A searing two minute close-up of the women she sees betrays her anguish, the pain, the missed opportunities, and the suffering of a woman who society demanded could not be herself - Portrait Of A Lady On Fire

Best final scene of the year: Two best friends sit in a car curbside at an airport.  They awkwardly exchange awkward pleasantries even though we can tell they’re really going to miss each other.  A delicate cover of “Unchained Melody” plays over stellar performances of Kaitlyn Dever walking away and Beanie Feldstein looking forelorn, both conveying that painful moment when high school besties part.  Then, suddenly remembering it’s a hilarious comedy, Feldstein almost crashes into Dever, who gets back in the car and they decide they have enough time to get pancakes.  Feldstein yells, “F*ck yeah!” as we smash cut to black - Booksmart

While he’s wanted inside at his premiere, Rudy Ray Moore can’t walk away from the fans waiting outside the theatre, choosing instead to give himself over to them and melting everyone’s hearts, including mine, in the process - Dolemite Is My Name

Wait!  This guy is at your Passover Seder?  You’re related to him?  Now I’m scared - Uncut Gems

A milked cow.  A barn.  A dogfight up in the skies above.  A knife. Two soldiers foraging for food, safety, and a chance to survive the next minute.  Everything changes. - 1917

Matthew McConaughey as Baker Dill (!) spends most of his time howling to the heavens or completely naked, and for these reasons, I will never forget this terrible, amazing film experience - Serenity

When she forgets the words to her signature song, the audience sings them for her, making us all realize that even though she was close to death, the memory of her will never fade away - Judy

Normally, I’d be delighted to open my window and see Isabelle Huppert staring at me from across the street, but here, it’s a hauntingly nightmarish image - Greta

Julianne Moore sings along to an Air Supply song in her car and somehow manages to make her lapse in taste seem heartfelt - Gloria Bell

I love comedic moments built from repetition or missed connections.  When Jack (Himesh Patel) can’t get his parents to sit still for a moment so that he can convince them he wrote the song “Let It Be”, his incredulousness and frustration strikes comedy gold - Yesterday

A young writer negotiates her terms with a publisher, gloriously finding her voice and her power at a time where such bravery seemed impossible - Little Women

A drunk, lonely, middle-aged woman dances alone in a small town honky tonk to Leon Russell’s “Out Of The Woods”, giving us a glimpse into her less austere past - Diane

A dildo with a retractable switch blade - Knife + Heart

What do the sounds of Elton John and Bernie Taupin’s songs look like?  A man crashing out of a window and joining a dancing flash mob at a carnival to “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” felt alive and electric, Yet, even more so, in a moment achieving some level of transcendence, Elton (a fantastic Taron Egerton) falls sideways off of a diving board into a pool where his boyhood self plays the title song on a piano at the bottom.  That we somehow end up at Dodger Stadium where a sparkly Elton greets his fans and flies up into the stratosphere makes his classic soar - Rocketman

A grunge pop star/recovering addict (Elizabeth Moss), not too dissimilar to Courtney Love, sits at a piano and performs a sober rendition of Bryan Adams’ “Heaven”, stripping away the outrageous bravado to quietly break out hearts - Her Smell

“Agency” seems to be on everyone’s lips when describing dynamic, plot-driving lead characters, but Leo’s (star in the making Félix Maritaud) choices don’t fit into a standard box.  His decision, like it or not, is all his. - Sauvage/Wild

In a film filled to the brim with unforgettable, emotionally-laden images, its final shot of a man rowing a boat across turbulent waters moved me to tears - The Last Black Man In San Francisco

To learn from a documentary that the Ten Commandments monuments on display in front of many City Halls across the U.S. resulted from a Charlton Heston-led publicity tour for his 1956 movie epic is to realize, painfully so, that sometimes Hollywood and not the Churches, ruins everything! - Hail Satan?

Although, sooner or later, most of us will end up in a patch of dirt, some long for that moment more than others and find beauty in it - High Life

Watching Laura Dern pull off one of the most notorious literary scandals of modern times gives us one of the most original kicks of the year in a scene with an interviewer.  She hides in plain sight as a novelist pretending to be the terribly British Manager to Kristen Stewart’s fake face of the same novelist in order to build mystique and sell more books - J.T. LeRoy

Who knew that a CGI-animated film for the whole family would have the most bone-chilling sequence of the year?  But there it was in an antique store with Gabby Gabby and the creepy ventriloquist dummies - Toy Story 4

A woman enters her drab Chinese hotel room only to be asked if the U.S. is better by the anxious bellboy.  Afraid to offend him, she merely tells him it’s different.  The things we do to ease the pain of the less fortunate. - The Farewell

Three women.  An elevator on its way to the chairman’s office.  The sideways glances.  The knowledge they all have of what awaits them.  A silent sisterhood until Nicole Kidman’s Gretchen Carlson awkwardly comments, “Hot in here”.  The year’s best calibrated scene - Bombshell

An out gay actor, Mark Patton, confronts the writer of the film which ruined his career and gets an apology.  The years of pain written across his face don’t go away, but a little weight of the world gets lifted from his very relieved, very courageous shoulders - Scream Queen!  My Nightmare On Elm Street

While Tarantino played around with historical revisionist wish fulfillment, director Mary Herron and writer Guinevere Turner tapped into female rage in telling the story of the Manson murders.  When Hannah Murray as Leslie Van Houten carries out one of the murders, screaming as she plunges a knife into someone, we get a rare glimpse into finally understanding what brought her to that point - Charlie Says

After Lily Collins’s Liz demands, “ Release me…what happened to her head?” as a way for doomed serial killer Ted Bundy (a chilling Zac Efron) to admit his guilt, he finally writes with his finger on the glass prison visitor’s window which separates them, one frightening word, “Hacksaw” only to wipe it away immediately - Extremely Wicked Shockingly Evil And Vile

A gay white man and his straight, non-English speaking Latino handyman bond over Madonna’s “Borderline” in the back seat of an Uber.  Matt Bomer’s angsty character finally relaxes and connects with this adorable man (Alejandro Patiño) doing ridiculously cute seated dance moves - Papi Chulo

A young woman rushes to her apartment bathroom and in a seamless transition, she emerges down the aisle of a plane headed for Sweden - Midsommar

Sometimes one can derive great pleasure from a film by simply listening to how Adam Driver says the word “ghouls” - The Dead Don’t Die

An actress known primarily for her own murder gleefully watches herself on the big screen in a Westwood Village movie theater, and in that moment, we finally experience the gorgeous humanity and not the horrendous end of this lovely person - Once Upon A Time In…Hollywood

When you have an icy, almost robotic main character, you need Alfre Woodard to masterfully play drunk and show you all of her other shades - Clemency

I don’t care if the film felt like a xerox copy of the original or if the CGI ruined everything, because Billy Eichner’s Timon arrives at a now barren, picked apart Pride Rock and blurts out,  “Talk about a fixer-upper. I think you went heavy on the carcass.”  - The Lion King

When was the last time you saw a film where a character stops the action to demand of another, “I want you to know about me!”? - The Peanut Butter Falcon

A young Irish indentured servant in 1825 Tasmania watches helplessly as a soldier kills her baby just to stop its crying, and that’s only the beginning of a long line of justifications for her rage - The Nightingale

Nothing like a well-placed coffee mug to illustrate your main theme in the final image of your movie - Knives Out

Tracy Letts’ Henry Ford II feels the sheer power of one of his race cars and provides the most beautiful, unexpected crying scene of the year - Ford v. Ferrari

The funniest crossing a busy freeway scene since Eddie Murphy attempted it in 1999’s Bowfinger - Good Boys

A split second choice at what should have been a routine traffic stop changes the lives of our unlucky, racially profiled, sweet, smart but “not a match” Tinder date protagonists - Queen & Slim

A passport inspector asks, “Purpose of your visit?”  The young man replies, “I’m going to see Bruce Springsteen’s hometown.”  As he stamps his papers, the inspector responds, “I can’t think of a better reason to visit the United States than to see the home of The Boss” - Blinded By The Light

A horribly brutalized gay man wafts to shore only to see the haunting image of a scary clown reaching out to perhaps save him?  Nah, he’s a midnight snack - It Chapter 2

A young child, caught between his parents arguing over the phone, conveys painful messages to the supposed adults in the equation - Honey Boy

Sometimes an unreturned text can send you spiraling so far out of control that you ruin your life and everyone else’s around you - Waves

That last moment of bliss between a husband and wife right before their quiet mountaintop hamlet gets invaded by the sounds of planes overheard and the Nazis arriving to recruit them - A Hidden Life

You may have gotten in shape, but without true growth, the fat girl inside you won’t hesitate to shame another - Brittany Runs A Marathon

Gabriel Luna wins the award for sexiest performance in a terrible movie as a new killing machine decked out in tight pants and a killer stare - Terminator: Dark Fate

A mentally disturbed aspiring comic turned homicidal maniac disastrously makes his late night talk show debut, posing ominously backstage, skipping out with a bizarre tap twirl flourish, and then…well…like a true comic…he kills - Joker

Alec Baldwin, in a stunning monologue, basically shows us the early rise of people like Donald Trump, as all sense of hope gets sapped away - Motherless Brooklyn

An old sailor and his new charge stare down the camera right at us, somehow letting us know that we have no idea what bleak is, so hold on tight - The Lighthouse

A farmer (a never better Bill Camp) barges in on a corporate lawyer to get him to investigate the dying cattle in his hometown.  From such humble beginnings comes something which affects every single one of us - Dark Waters

An aspiring Scottish country singer sneaks away from her Grand Ole Opry tour group to sing alone on the main stage and perhaps get discovered. When she learns that everybody does that, she realizes she isn’t that special after all - Wild Rose

Biggest cinematic moment of dread: When a Chinese billionaire reopens a shuttered Ohio GM plant and hires back some of the workers at half their salaries and without benefits, you know you’ve just boarded a slow moving train to hell - American Factory

Did he do it?  Is he a terrorist?  Or is he a good guy?  How much of his tragic past is still present within him?  That final image will keep me guessing forever - Luce

A devoted Chinese Communist Party Member and abortion specialist knows she can never redeem herself from the part she played in ruining so many lives - One Child Nation

You may take issue with the implications that her real life character traded sex for intel and that she’s no longer alive to defend herself,  but Olivia Wilde gave one of the most vivid, exciting, ballsy performances of the year - Richard Jewell

An actual minute of silence in a film would normally be its death knell, but when Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers demands it, we rethink our own hurried, impulsive lives - A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Sure she overdid it.  Yes she had an odd, hairy, uncanny face and strangely manicured nails for days.  Overwrought doesn’t even begin to describe it, but when she hits that big note and belts out, “Touch me / It’s so easy to leave me / All alone with the memory / Of my days in the sun”, damned if I didn’t snot cry right along with her - Cats

[amandabe11man]

Death Machine for that ask meme? Or, like, the Rob Zombie movieverse (let's pretend that's a thing) or something

i’m actually gonna go with the RZ-movieverse thing (tbh it’s a thing now) cause i don’t feel i can answer all those questions if it’s abt DM? (there’s literally no character i hate there for example, omfg)

the first character i ever fell in love with:young michael myers, tbh. don’t judge me too hard; i was a mere edgy 13/14-year old back then, omfg. despite what almost everyone seems to think, i like it when backstories are added to movie killers…a character that i used to love/like, but now do not:does it count if a character underwent a major personality change between movies? cause the only one that really comes to mind in that case would have to be otis driftwood. i dunno, i still like him in House of 1000 corpses, but he’s almost like an entirely different character in The Devil’s rejects?? (looks-wise as well)a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:to tell you the truth i haven’t had that many ships in these fandoms to begin with– and the few ones i have, i still like, so :/my ultimate favorite character™:ah shiiiiet, i don’t think i can just choose one, tbh? (man i’m being so boring, omfg)prettiest character:i guess rz’s objective is to make you answer sheri (lee) moon to this question- and sure, bUT i’m gonna say laurie strode (yes, even during her edge-phase in H2) and (you guessed it); doomhead, lmao (actually, let me add count gorgann from Lords of Salem in there as well (he’s the weird guy on my header, omfg))my most hated character:in a way, laurie in H2, but i also have a hard time truly hating her, since hey- i’m sure we’d all become bitter as fuck and lash out at people more easily if we were in her shoes… then, almost everyone in H2 is a more terrible person than she is, omfgi also have this like/hate for the Firefly-family. sure, they’re entertaining and you kinda root for them simply because of that, but when they constantly manage to avoid the law it kinda makes me want them to get shut down as well because it’s frustrating af, lol (hence why i felt the ending to TDR was the right one)my OTP:death- and doomhead (don’t tell anyone tho)— fuck i just told you myself..my NOTP:again, weirdly enough, i don’t have that many ships in this case but idk– laurie and michael, i suppose? (that’s an easy one tho)saddest death(s):I DIDN’T WATCH 31 TO GET HIT IN THE EMOTIONS so imagine my surprise when sex- and death-head were killed and i was like “wait this isn’t satisfying at all it’s just sad wtf :((”character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:i don’t think there’s anyone tbh? maybe doomhead qualifies a liiiiiiittle, TINY bit, since my opinion on his character, uh— differs a bit from most, i suppose *sweats*my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:WHO ELSE BUT DOOMHEAD, TBHmy ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:sheriff brackett, hands down. literally the only consistent good guy between films (at least he didn’t die, but still; he prolly died a lot on the inside)my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:roscoe and doom, omfg. it would never happen in the movieverse, and even if it did, it’d only happen for majorly fucked up reasons, i’m suremy ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:roscoe and charly tbh (which is a new one since i have little to no het-ships at all apart from this and like 2 others)

[hardbeck-richard]

Sorry for not doing the other ones, but @eyy-jenny tagged me so I get to answer these 💖 LAST 1. Drink: Water, stay hydrated bih
2. Phone Call: Last person I called was my dealer, but my mom called me this morning about mcdonalds but I was asleep
3. Text Message: B 🙃
4. Song You Listened To: Madeline Peyroux's cover of Between the Bars 
5. Time You Cried: Uhhh... over a year ago?? Idk crying is for humans brah 6. Dated Someone Twice: I dated Nathan twice yeah 💔 
7. Been Cheated On: hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha funny one nice nice joke I love it 
8. Kissed Someone and Regretted it: Nah
9. Lost Someone Special: I mean no one I know has died so no I guess?? 
10. Been Depressed: Severely since 2012 
11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: Only once, I never throw up when drinking but I had a panic attack the last time which was the only reason It happened. Before that I hadn't thrown up in 10 years. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 12. Green
13. Red
14. Black IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made New Friends: Yes!! 
16. Fallen Out of Love: Nah
17. Laugh til u Cried: Probably :) 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking Bout You: I mean I'm sure Sarah and Jodi talk about me but I'm sure it's not anything bad 
19. Met Someone Who Changed You: Not unless you count the doctors who wrote me prescriptions 
20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: In a positive way, surely 21. Kissed Someone on Your facebook List: My dude, no one has kissed me since January 😞
22. How Many of Your facebook Friend Do You Know in Real Life: All.. of.. them...?? 23. Do You Have Any Pets: I have my baby girl, sassiest queen cat, Charlie
24. Do You Want to Change Your Name: Well legally yeah shit cost money tho
25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: I went to my friend Kassi's house and smoked lots of the marijuanaTM and watched Disney DCOMS 26. What Time Did You Wake Up Today: 2:48pm 27. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Tumblr and YouTube dude 28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For: Hormones and top surgery 29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother: Last night 30. What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: Not being a worthless piece of shit 
31. What Are You Listening to Right Now: Ray's stream of dream daddy 
32. Have You Ever Talked to a Person Named Tom: I have 2 uncle Toms (though one is Thom)
33. Something That is Getting on Your Nerves: The answer to anything I say being "get a job" like I don't know that I need a job 34. Most Visited Website: Tumblr and Snapchat and YouTube ^_^ 35. How Was Elementary: Baller 36. How Was Highschool: Mixed reviews m8, band was consistently good though
37. College: I did like 3 classes total over 2 years and made only one friend 
38. Hair Color: Natural? Medium brown. Preferred? Neon Pink 
39. When’s Your Birthday: 11/12/96 
40. Do You Have a Crush on Someone: Maybe?? 41. What Do You Like About Yourself: Humans tell me I'm pretty funny and a great listener 
42. Piercings: I mean my ears have single piercings but I wanna be some dumb punk boy with tunnels and spider bites 43. Blood Type: Um idk 
44. Nickname: Mazzazzles (coined by the lovely @mcgintyandbeyond ), and most general pet names. Oh! And Grace 
45. Relationship Status: Im so single and sad pls date me 
46. Zodiac Sign: Scorp fuh lyfe 
47. Pronouns: He/him
48. Fav TV Show(s): Skins, ANTM, IASIP, Malcom in the Middle, Yugioh.. lots 
49. Tattoos: I have plans for like 5 different tattoos tbh 
50. Right or Left Handed: I write with my right but I do most things with my left FIRST 51. Surgery: Can't remember if my tonsils or wisdom teeth went first but that 
52. Piercing: Just my lil ears for my 10th birthday 
53. Best Friend: Veronica!! 54. Sport: Soccer bc of my bestie 55. Vacation: Idr Disneyland but apparently we went there 
56. Pair of Shoes: I had these ugly maroon velvet shoes but my real good first shoes were red high top converse 
57. Eating: Bih wtf 
58. Drink: Water???
59. I’m About to: Answer more questions 
60. Listening: To Ray play dream daddy 
61. Waiting for: Pain meds to forcefully put me to sleep 
62. Want: Redmond to be closer to Everett 
63. Get Married: I mean sure but we all know I'll die before then 
64. Career: Idk man honestly if I can make decent money working at a dispensary I might just do that YOUR TYPE 65. Hugs or Kisses: Yes 
66. Lips or Eyes: Yeah 67. Shorter or Taller: Ye 
68. Older or Younger: Idc 
69. Romantic or Spontaneous: Fuckin yeah 
70. Nice arms or Nice stomach: YEAH 71. Sensitive or Loud: BITCH IF UR NOT LOUD WE CANT HANG 
72. Hook Up or Relationship: Do I want a relationship? Yes. Are random hook ups with my ex more realistic? Yes. 
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: 🤷🏻‍♂️ HAVE YOU EVER 74. Kissed a stranger: Yes actually, s/o to Celeste before we became friends 75. Drank Hard Liquor: Day drinking is the only way I survive 76. Lost Glasses/ Contact Lenses: I lost my spares 77. Turned Someone Down: I don't think I have
78. Sex on First date: Mmm. Yes but it was with a boy I fell in love with when I was 7 so I didn't think it was "trashy" or anything 
79. Broken Someone’s Heart: Nah
80. Had Your Heart Broken: Duh 
81. Been Arrested: Nahh 
82. Cried when Someone died: No one has died 83. Fallen for a friend: Yesss DO YOU BELIEVE IN 84. Yourself: Meh 
85. Miracles: Yeah :D
86. Love at First Sight: Maybe? 
87. Santa Claus: BITH I SAW HIM HE IS REAL 
88. Kiss on the First Date: Yiss
89. Angels: You're talking to one 
90. Current Best Friends Name: Well I got my bingo ladies and some others 
91. Eye Color: Blue/green 
92. Favorite Movies: There are too many, but special shout out to sała samabojçow I can't think of anyone to tag but you should totally do this if you're bored :)