#wtf is a landlord

[milanesa42]

Cada vez que leo comentarios por partes de dueños de inmuebles que los alquilan, más pienso que Mao se quedó corto.

Hay que erradicarlos, usar sus lágrimas para hidratar las masas de las tortafritas.

[wtfforged]

7 hour long zoom call and the anxiety of waiting for clients to reply to my dms leads to dire measures. deploy the green thing

[springypaws]

My god Harlan Guthrie is an absolute UNIT

[introvertedx10]

Now they have to get a ladder to heat up their burritos

[nylonnye2]

Shoutout to Arthur Malevolent's dead ass daughter you inspired me to play piano again

[juniperhillpatient]

I fucking hate people who are sensitive to the cold & can’t handle a bit of a nice autumn breeze. Sitting on my balcony cause it’s a super nice day & I just heard my neighbor down in the parking lot talking shit about how our landlord is “legally obligated to keep it at a certain temperature & this is too cold it’s not right” & how this is “unacceptable.” Bitch it’s fucking 60 degrees F outside if the heat gets cranked right now I’m killing someone 😑

[tamagotchikgs]

it just sounded like there was screaming outside my house ?

[lonelyworld]

i want to d1e

[irishbreakfst]

I may actually lose my marbles, my new home has a cockroach infestation AND a gas leak.

[nando161mando]

Remember to vote for the lesser... Wait... Wtf?

[blackholeofkeys]

Just a little vent bc what the fuck.

[moonstones-and-stardust]

My rental company is complaining in a lease renewal letter about rent control in my area. And it is the most hilarious thing I have ever read in my life.

Some highlights include: "There have been steep increases in rent prices over the past several years. Rates have been impacted by the tight rental market, increased costs in heating, and other utilities that we are currently facing." "Some -------- cities have passed rent control policies and proposals have been brought up in the --------- area over the last year. This is counter productive to affordable rents and to landlords keeping lower rent prices for existing tenants, but it still has a lot of support. This means landlords are having to adjust to the likelihood that it may be passed locally."

Like, do you really think throwing a pity party to your renters will effect this at all?

[astercontrol]

Another silly thing about management at this apartment is the shaky understanding they have of animals

The pet policy is really very accepting here, dogs permitted with no breed restrictions. I just have a lizard (blue tongue skink) and that was totally okay... I'm charged the same pet rent as a cat, which is a little ridiculous but honestly the overall rent here is so reasonable I don't care

But it's hilarious that they spell "lizzard" with two Z's on the rent statements, like she's Reptile Rincewind or something. (At least it was only in one of the early emails from the property manager that I saw it spelled "blizzard" lmao)

The real hilarity, though, is in the actual pet policy as printed in the rental agreement. Like. Okay, I get why a rental wouldn't wanna allow pet rodents. And I get why you might put "rabbits" in your list of pets that you think are rodents-- they do fill a similar ecological niche, even though they're lagomorphs and aren't even closely related to rodents. For rental purposes I get it

But WHY include FERRETS on that same list

Ferrets are not even remotely close. Ferrets are negative rodents. Put a ferret in the house and the total number of rodents in there decreases. A ferret is like a cat, if a cat could chase mice into their holes.

Ferrets. Wtf.

[seraphim-soulmate]

"I KNOW DISABLED PEOPLE THEREFORE I CAN'T BE ABLEIST"

[the-transgenderizer]

complained about my window not closing properly so my landlord came over, took the window off its hinges, and left

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

My brain is going a million miles an hour in a million different directions and this sucks so bad