#wtf do you do with RED??
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Okok I know I draw Hikari like all the time but like… I need to be honest with you all….
Red is actually the least fun color to render.
#starkitt says#THERE. I SAID IT.#Okay look.#orange is just reddish shadow and yellow highlights#yellow follows the same rules as orange#green has blue shadows and yellow highlights#purple is fun because you can have very blue shadows and very pink highlights and it still reads as purple#blue is REALLY fun because you can. NEVER go wrong with blue-#red???#wtf do you do with RED??#like yeah you gotta do cooler shadows and warmer highlights but.#ffs every time I pick a shadow my brain reads it as too purple/pink to be a shade of red#and whenever I pick a highlight it’s like. no this shit is orange???#and yeah it looks fine in the end but you REALLY have to trust the process-#idk!! is anyone else with me on this?!?!?!#AM I JUST BAD AT THE COLOR RED???#also I get headaches when I stare at the color red for too long so maybe that’s why lmao
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#tim drake#red robin#robin#dcu#dc comics#timsteph#timber#timcassie#curse you dc for making two regular fixtures in Tim’s life be named cassie and cassandra both shortened to cass#do any of the rest of these mf have tags#prolly not#this is so much responsibility#redlynx#timdar#timtam#HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT ALREADY A SHIP TAG#NOT ONLY WERE THEY IN A SITUATIONSHIP FOR MOOOOOST OF RED ROBIN#LOOK AT IT#TIMTAM!!#SO GOOD!!!#anyways every time another hot person kisses tim drake and he’s like ‘wtf’ and then ‘hmmmm this is not a good idea prolly’ take a shot#like dick grayson is Known for being flirty or whatever (a perception discussed in Detail elsewhere) but tim is (still) SEVENTEEN#and has been in SEVERAL serious relationships and also a few situationships and also had several ill-advised kisses#anyway the reason that timkon (and to a lesser extent jaytim) will always be my faves#is cuz tim can be All Of Himself#and he couldn’t be in p much any of his earlier relationships really#also kon (and Jason when he is Less Murdery) are caretakers and tim Needs That Shit#and he also needs someone to pour all of his Immense Loving Heart into loving and kon and Jason both Need That#they can be So Normal about each other#anyways ty for coming to my tim drake romance ted talk
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Bruce: My son has come back to life and is now a murderer
Oliver: Ouch, that sounds rough. Who did he kill?
Bruce: A bunch of high-profile drug gang members. He cut their heads off and put them in a bag
Oliver: ....okay, brutal, but at least it wasn't like school children, right?
Bruce: He also tazed Captain Nazi in the face so hard it killed him-
Oliver: Hang on, he did what to who?
Bruce: He tazed Captain Nazi to death, who is a superhuman who has the powers that were first created during the Second World War, in order to make a perfect soldier for Hitler-
Oliver Jonas Queen, the biggest Leftist in the Justice League who calls people fascist both on his job and on his free time: And this is a bad thing how?
Bruce: He killed a man!
Oliver: So, what I am hearing is, that you don't want him? Can I have him, then?
Bruce: What? No-
Oliver: Too late! He's my son now!
#I'm sorry that part of utrh never makes me not laugh hysterically#like wtf bruce why are you so torn up about it???#in the words of ethan nestor darling: kill a nazi kill a nazi kill a nazi-#oliver bursting into gotham: which one of you killed the nazi?#jason: uh. me?#oliver: great! you're coming with me!#jason: I don't-#oliver: we will talk more in the car. come now child we have work to do#dc#dcu#jason todd#oliver queen#red hood#green arrow#batman
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I don't believe the Batfam could believe Dick to be dead when he and Bruce faked his death after Forever Evil. I don't care about canon, they never should have believed it.
Why? Bruce. Bruce, when he loses a child, loses a bit of sanity and cannot stop talking about his dead baby. He would be devastated if he actually lost Dick. But, because he hasn't lost Dick, he doesn't act like his world has ended. And even if the rest of the fam would not pick up on that, Tim, who knows very well how Bruce is when he lost a child, would never fucking believe it.
#batman#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#Nightwing#bruce wayne#dc comics#my ramblings#Bruce: Dick... is dead#the batfam: That’s not true you would have collapsed with grief if it was the case wtf are you two doing???#Bruce: You don't believe me?#Tim: You would be screaming shaking throwing up if Dick was dead#Jason: And forbid us from even making a step outside in our gears
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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately
#billy batson#ACAB!Billy Batson#Billy batson says acab#dc captain marvel#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason todd#red hood#dc comics#justice league#The resulting chaos from redhood and marvel team ups stress everyone out#Batman: would you like to explain why hood left a demon head in the trunk of the Batmobile#Marvel: idk?? He’s from Gotham I thought yall were just like that#Or Billy’s been spamming Jason for six hours straight#And Jason ‘could hack the govt but wtf is TikTok’ has no idea what the hell he’s talking about#Billy: rizz is off the charts but vibes? Whack 💃🏾 ykwim???#Jason in tears seeing 800+ messages on his computer after patrol bc he still has a flip phone: yeah absolutely#Or Batman’s been visibly freaking out all day and he grabs marvel as soon as he gets to the watchtowers alarm system#Hal: wtf did you do he hasn’t been that pissed since I reset the watchtowers alarm system#Billy: Hood is fine 🙄 istg there was an issue with vampires three dimensions over and he wanted to come#Barry: oh god I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear you say vampires Hal are you hearing this shit??#Jason reading books from the 14th century: ✅ yeah this is normal#Jason reading messages from a middle schooler: ❌ what fuckass cipher is this I hate everything
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Prompt 88
In a world where every human starts with blood that’s a very bright red, only darkening by one taking another’s life, Tim is very careful. Apparently even using explosions in warehouses and wherever else the league of assassins had set up counted as killing, to his slight horror. He couldn’t let his team know of course, even if they joked about joining him if he turned villain.
It was one thing to joke, but if they saw his blood, pitch black and dark enough to nearly swallow the light around it? He really doesn’t want to see the horror or disgust. He isn’t going to let anyone know if he can help it.
So it’s a really shitty situation when one of the henchmen of one of the rogues decides to break his nose and about fifty-something people are suddenly very aware of his very high kill count. He has a choice here. And he isn’t entirely sure if he wants to deal with the consequences of either of them.
#prompts#batman au#dc#dcu#batman#red robin#tim drake#Tim has a kill count in the thousands and really does Not want other people to know#Less because he's sorry and more because the *scandal* that it would bring#He doesn't want to be a problem to the Waynes :(#If/When the batfam find out they are Concerned#Someone bundle this child up in a blanket#Kon does not know the issue is while the rest of the Young Justice team are gaping#Wtf did you *do* Robin?! What happened that caused that?!#young justice
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Badly made comic of And So The Moon Wept bc it just finished and I’m devastated
‼️CHAPTER 15 SPOILERS‼️
I wanted to make one more page between the second and third bc pacing, but I didn’t wanna rethink all three of those pages’ compositions. It’s pretty ass bc it’s all sketches, but the last ones came out pretty decent I think👍
(Don’t look at the house too closely, I really didn’t wanna look at a reference so I just freestyled it)
Scrapped versions bc idk
Now that that’s out the way, I’ll start with the ranting, you can leave now this is for me
THE ENDING⁉️ DAMN⁉️⁉️⁉️
I would start rereading immediately to see all the details and analyze the psychology of the ‘tsukuyomi world’ characters BUT I unfortunately have my global exams next week 🥲
Warning for -1000 media literacy‼️ while writing all this I remembered that my memory is bad an my analytical skills are even worse! So be warned :p
BUT ANYWAY!! This was a top tear fanfic, seriously at no point did I consider the infinite tsukuyomi as a possibility. And I think this has to do with the fact that the psychology and individual lives of the characters in this dream were so well developed. There’s so many POVs! And they’re so complex and detailed!! Really makes you wonder if this was really the tsukuyomi or if Kakashi’s consciousness was sent to a different world all together. Which is what makes it so terribly tragic. Kakashi lived so many years in this perfect world just to regain all his memories and find out that it really was all fake, a world made up entirely of his own fantasies.
Oh and what a fantasy it was, getting hit by that boulder and fucking dying! The only reason he got to live was bc of ‘Hound’ (which could be interpreted as his consciousness telling him to wake tf up). Everything felt so wrong to Kakashi not because he noticed this things weren’t right, but bc he was never meant to live in this world. This was the prefect reality for everyone around him, his dream, a world without him (FUCK BRO💔💔💔💔). Which is the reason why I think the characters are so three dimensional in this dream, maybe, idk bro I just made this up.
But even then, things don’t exactly add up (if you think about it they do BUT SHHHHHH LET ME DREAM). Why did some characters suffer so much if this was meant to be a better world for everyone else? Why did Rin’s parent’s die? Why did Sakumo try suicide so many times?
We know Rin’s and Obito’s relationship started declining when Rin didn’t believe Obito when he swore up and down that Kakashi was somehow alive (which IS Hound’s fault in a way, he saved Kakashi and that’s why Obito saw Kakashi sinking into the ground, making him believe that Kakashi didn’t die), but it goes farther than that. Rin’s real problem with Obito was that he was so stuck on his dead teammate that he neglected the rest of his living team, Kakashi was literally everything he thought about to the point it started negatively affecting others (which, yeah him being obsessed is pretty normal considering that Kakashi was part of the reason he activated his sharingan and THE reason he activated the Mangekyo). So what did he do? Go hang out with the one other person who would ALSO only think of Kakashi all day, Sakumo. Obito eventually accepted that Kakashi was dead, but he and Rin never reconnected.
Was this really the perfect ending for them? Come on tsukuyomi, you’re more creative than that.
For some reason I think that the tsukuyomi was freestyling all this. Bc (by my interpretation) the point of Kakashi’s dream was that he died at Kannabi Bridge instead of Obito, period. The rest is extra stuff bc their lives have to go on ig? Or maybe the infinite tsukuyomi is really big brained and depicted a realistic depiction of 🖐️🖐️🖐️HOLD THE FUCK UP I’M DUMB I JUST FIGURED SMTH OUT
Bro this is why I need to reread this instead of talking to myself when I don’t remember half the details in the fic.
OK SO HOUND DID FUCK SHIT UP🔥🔥🔥
I was trying to think why Sakumo would be alive (if my shit theory above was true, which it isn’t but I’m not deleting all that) AND IT WAS BC SAKUMO NOT KILLING HIMSELF IS HIS PERFECT WORLD 😭😭😭😭. The one thing I’m not so sure ab is Kannabi (I bet if I keep writing this I’ll find the answer) bc Obito WAS gonna get hit by that rock, but hey, he entered the dream after the Obito reveal so maybe his consciousness already knew he would survive, so maybe he’d just appear later in the dream idk. BUT BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WAS HE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO COME BACK HOME TO HIS DAD??? AND THEN HIS CONSCIOUSNESS KICKED IN AND HE SAVED OBITO INSTEAD??!!,.. oh I’m sick, this is so evil
That would literally make everything make sense. He derailed the dream so bad that it fucked everything up, making it no longer a perfect world but more similar to reality. If he really was supposed to die, then why did his death have such negative repercussions on everyone he loves? It that was his dream, wouldn’t it be a better world with everybody happy? He wasn’t supposed to die at Kannabi but Hound appeared and saved Obito from a rock, causing a massive butterfly effect.
Pretty romantic if you asked me, “I would leave behind my perfect world just to save you form getting hurt” like damn, it’s not like he remembered that Obito survived at this point in time, but still STOPP I’M DOING IT AGAIN I’M FOCUSING ON THE DETAILS AND NOT THE BIGGER PICTURE AAAA
El cazador de elefantes by Def Con Dos is a pretty good song, hm
Where was I going with this? Don’t remember tbh
This is kinda long, I’m stopping here. Bye internet void ✌️
#and so the moon wept#astmw#kakashi hatake#obkk#kakaobi#kkob#obikaka#obito uchiha#fic rec#bro imagine this wasn’t tsukuyomi but Kakashi’s consciousness really was sent to another reality#obito salty bc it’s midnight and they have a mission tomorrow: wtf do you mean what colour is the moon#kakashi stressed bc he just regained all his memories and all these years might’ve not been real: just respond bro#obito being sarcastic: well obviously it’s red! 😒🙄#and then kakashi fucking dies#it would be so funny actually#oh YOUR kakashi’s dead#ours is just fine over there#points at the most depressed man alive#the reading comprehension devil got me bro#dw I just need a few days to think all the story over#i’m just too excited now that it’s over and am focusing too much on details#and many of the details I don’t remember yet bc my memory is ass
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Finally decided to post my solo Jason Todd because he is the love of my life and I realized I never actually drew him by himself which obviously needed to be fixed. And yes, I read DC vs. Vampires and felt inspired! XD Print
#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfamily#batfam#my art#HE DID NOT DO IT SIR!!#I WAS THERE SDFDSFDSF#ugh i just want to draw this boy forever and ever please OTL#my beloved#you guys don't understand i legit have a crush on him it's kinda unhealthy AHHAHAHA#but i can't help myself why did they create this bitch in the first place ugh#not to be that person but jason is totally bruce wayne's favourite child#it's canon#jason looks good with fangs what a missed opportunity dc dammit#dick literally asked jason to be with him forever wtf
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why does every reconciliation fic go like this
#my dc posting#jason todd#red hood#jason todd fanart#ugh i forgot to change tim n dick's skin colours aa i already put my drawing stuff away whatever#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#<- main offenders#no but. jason will be making some absolutely great points#ill be cheering him on like YEAH know ur fucking value good job call them the fuck out dont fall for their shit!!#then there will be one (1) event n suddenly the author pulls a complete 180#all of jason's valid issues n complaints r swept away without ever being solved#at most he's given a few flimsy excuses or justifications#n suddenly hes all happy n dandy w them#like 🤨🤨🤨 what!!!#like nothing changes nobody makes any effort but apparently one sentence going 'omg no it wasnt like that jason 😭' is enough to sweep#everything under the rug#like why have i never read a fic where anyone actually works to change. to right the wrongs theyve done. to apolgoize and do better.#aside form of course jason going 'i see now that murder is wrong i was stupid n angry for no good reason good thing the pit madness has bee#solved/managed better n i have apologized to Poor Little 10yo Baby Tim whom i hurt and traumatized So Badly how will he ever forgive me...'#'fuck my family wtf is wrong w these assholes' 'i killed the joker for like 3 minutes' 'i love you i have no further issues aside from#Teenage Angst which will be cured via being told my anger is disproportional and of course one (1) hug form my Dearest Father'#when will i read someone 'pullin the alfred card' and jason respondin w 'fuck alfred'. he deserves to be an asshole w the way hes treated..#ok ill stop now im just. very done w this stuff
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Looool 🐢
#trapped in a strange place in the snowy mountains … only friend is always asleep… what do you do…#and everyone’s mean to you !#wtf does an intercom look like#not that !#red valley#red valley podcast#gordon porlock#art#maria’s art
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annnnnd here's Finbar's s2 party outfit !!! finished all four of em !!!!
and here's the links to Kyana , VR-LA , and Dani's outfits :]
#my art#we got all four of em done guys 💪💪💪#also help why was finbars outfit so hard#i know why#like a lot of it was just trying to figure out what colors went where#like wally explained what the outfit was#and then he was like and its guild colors its red white and black with orange accents#and im sitting here like wtf where are the colors wally#wally where are the orange accents#wally what do you mean white striped pants#anyways#second longest drawing time out of the four shncjdncjd#rwd#rolling with difficulty#finbar rwd#rwd finbar
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Dressrosa would obviously be quite different in the CoraMiShanks AU, given that, well, Rosinante is there to help kick Doffy's behind, but I'm not sure if I want to touch the happenings in present day canon yet.
HOWEVER! I am once again thinking about how in canon Zoro dragged Law into the party after---
Zoro dragging Law along to have a drink and they inevitably talk about swords (it's Zoro and Law carries an interesting blade, what did you expect?) when Zoro, slightly tipsy, lets slip that he trained with old Hawkeyes for two years.
Law, already fully sloshed (seriously he should have known better than to try matching Zoro for drinks), immediately goes: "Does Hawk-san's 'training' still include tossing you across the entire island and letting you fend against the stupid monkeys for yourself?"
And Zoro just absolutely loses it. What do you mean Law knows that he's spend most of those two years traipsing around lost on that stupid foggy island?? What do you mean Hawk-san???
And drunk Law long-windedly explains that he grew up with Mihawk around, even lived in his dilapidated castle for a while with Cora-san, before they returned to the North Blue so Law could finish school. He even had extended dealings with the Red Emperor during that time, and don't belive what anyone tells you, they're both stupid powerful, but also stupid dorks, it's unbelievable how Cora-san is so attached to these idiots...
And while Law drunkenly prattles on, Zoro is sitting there, head in his hands, realising Hawkeyes actually did a good job with Law, even though his technique is disappointingly reliant on his devil fruit; which means that Hawkeyes probably also did a good job with him, and that on top of that, he might actually really care..?
Druing the trip from Zou to Wano with the Heart Pirates, Zoro learns that they all know Hawkeyes, or Hawk-san as Law calls him and they copy; because when they first set out he showed up all intimidating with his huge sword and unwavering stare and icily told them to "stay safe" and "don't bite off more than you can chew" and "here is my contact, do not use it" and he has shown up somewhat regularly since, especially after Cora-san officially joined the crew when they entered the New World.
Zoro is left sitting there with the knowledge that Hawkeyes apparently has at least three vaguely adopted children, and that he does care. And Zoro has no idea how he is supposed to feel about the knowledge that he is one of those children now.
#law growing up with mihawk around my beloved#kid law would give mihawk the -san honorific after he shows up to save cora-san and then the shortened name just sticks#poor zoro doesn't know what to think realising his grouchy mentor is also his new dad and this grouchy doctor is his adoptive brother#mihawk would absolutely show up and avenge both law and zoro's behinds if it came to it#while also berating them for not calling for help before the fact#then again at the same time mihawk relies on them being strong enough to fend for themselves now#he has no interest to get involved with any more yonko than he already is so he'd send shanks to handle the situation if it came to it#mihawk hearing the news from wano and dialling shanks like 'wtf are they doing???'#rosinante will have to grovel a bit after all that because he went dark on his partners for so long without warning#call it the extended goth family#(plus their two sunshines)#the heart pirates genuinely love mihawk but also absolutely play it up just to annoy their captain#'your crew bullying you is a rite of passage' shanks says with a huge grin and pats him on his back as law continues grumbling#trafalgar law#heart pirates#roronoa zoro#dracule mihawk#rosinante corazon#donquixote rosinante#red haired shanks#coramishanks#coramishanks fix it au#corahawk#corashanks#mishanks#one piece
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ooh i’m now thinking about the court intrigue part of your dragon au, and dick and jason being smack dab in the middle of a power struggle. bc there’s a faction of ppl who don’t want dick as crown prince; he’s foreign opinionated, popular, and not as easy to control. and so when jason comes along looking like the spitting image of bruce, and seemingly shy and manipulatable, they seize onto him. and jason’s obviously super smart, but he’s not used to the underhand way the court works, and starts to trust many in that faction bc they’re kind to him( bonus points if they have some servants working for them, bc jason trusts the servants way faster as fellow common ppl)
and dick isn’t an idiot, so he sees what’s happening and sees his little brother who he loves but doesn’t know that well, start to befriend all the people plotting against him. and he can’t call him out on it and look jealous (even though he is super jealous bc here comes this adorable kid, who could be bruce’s real son and isn’t perpetually a foreigner, coming along and stealing his father’s love and trying to undo everything he’s worked for). so he instead tries to befriend jason more, while always half being on guard for a knife in the back. jason picks up on weird vibes but has no clue what’s happening bc he’s a kid and the court is filled with so many weird vibes lol.
and jason grows increasingly entrenched in that faction, and then dies in a way that looks like he turned traitor but it went wrong and he got killed (not what happened, but the evidence is very convincing) (the anti-dick faction is also upset bc darn there goes their heir). and bruce and dick are heartbroken (bruce especially since he was blindsided since dick never told him any of his suspicions since he didn’t think bruce would believe him). but they don’t spread the news of jason as a traitor bc he was a kid and they don’t want to do that to his memory, and there’s like a tiny kernel of hope that maybe there was a mistake. but then jason comes back to life on the dragon of the tyrant, and immediately begins gunning for the throne (via attacking the heirs to the throne, tim and dick). and dick is heartbroken all over again, bc his little brother really does want him dead and to steal the crown. jason has 0 clue about any of this and is hurt and confused why his brother is calling him a traitor. cue much angst
Omg the MISUNDERSTANDINGS I am THRIVING
Dick and Jason would inadvertently end up in a downward spiral of hate and betrayal, with Dick convinced Jason is trying to usurp the throne and Jason thinking Dick never loved him and took the first chance to get himself a new little brother. One that isn’t common folk 😭
But also, Dick could think that he could sacrifice himself to keep Tim safe.
Jason wants him after all, right? He might be angry at Tim, but it’s Dick who he wants dead. The crown prince. Because if he’s gone, Jason will be next in line for the throne. And if Dick is smart about this, he can strike a bargain that will ensure Tim gets to live….
#I am a huge sucker for misunderstandings#Dick: TRAITOR! I trusted you! I LOVED you!#Jason: … ok??? and????????? is this about your stupid sugar stash again?????#dick: What? no! this is about you trying to usurp the throne!#Jason: bitch I didn’t even want JOKER’s throne#dick: — what?#Jason: wtf man if you want the crown so bad just smother the old man with a pillow or something I sure af don’t want it#dick: but-#Jason: I am NOT sitting in a stuffy council room all day and listen to old people bitch about who’s grand daughter is prettier#Dick: wait-#Jason: seriously you do not want me on the throne I would lose my temper within ten minutes and need a new council altogether#Dick: hold on-#Jason: Red would eat them. no scratch that I would eat them#Dick:… I feel like I’m missing something here#dragon au#jason todd#dick grayson#misunderstandings
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jason todd randomly trauma dumps on his family without warning while laughing his ass off and they're all left wondering how they're supposed to respond because of what he just revealed was genuinely horrifying.
(btw, this is in reference to this post)
#batman#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batfamily#batfam#jason was never the angry robin#batfamily: wtf do you mean your birth mother sold you out to the joker?#everything that comes out of jason's mouth is absolutely insane#jason todd is on a one-man mission to turn all of bruce's hair gray#jason is the main reason why bruce has so much gray hair#tim finds out about the all-blades and starts geeking out about them#jason will share something about his past thinking nothing of it while everyone who’s listening to him talk is staring at him in horror
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"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."
Max hears it often. he picks up the phrases chirped by the girls around. it was said by fans, PR managers and once he had even heard it from a Ferrari mechanic. and Max totally and utterly disagrees.
Charles is no angel. on and off the track.
he is a bloody menace.
because angels don't look like that. with a slight squint when there's a storm brewing in the depths of green eyes in the middle of a sunny day.
angels don't get so angry you're afraid to approach. angels don't hold grudges. angels are quick to forgive.
angels don't smile like that. smirking, a little arrogant, covering it with their innocence. and showing a little of the soft tip of the tongue between their teeth.
angels are measured. they take their time. they are neat and tidy. they never make a mess of crumpled sheets and clothes.
angels are gentle. angels never squeeze skin until it bruises, bite until it darkens, or pull hair so hard it brings tears to the eyes.
and even more so, angels don't moan. not painfully, but sweetly, like melted chocolate with marzipan that leaves marks on your fingers. hot. frank. naked. absolutely wasted.
angels don't expose their necks, don't bare collarbones, giving more space for someone’s lips to leave marks.
angels don't press closer, scratching back until it’s bleeding. angels don’t choke on passion and never create their own.
but he falls asleep in the most angelic way. with his nose against Max's neck and the blanket pulled up to his eyes. he throws an arm and a leg over the body next to him, pulls closer, smiles warmly, and lowers his long fluffy eyelashes.
people easily fall for it.
"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."
but Max knows that Charles isn't an angel at all. he's a real demon in the flesh. but it's much easier to love him like that.
#lestappen#drabble#red and black fics#i don't know wtf has happened to me i never wrote anything guess im going crazy and its lestappen's fault#I'll do whatever just not to study pružnost a pevnost#its like strength and flexibility of materials in czech?.. creepy shit but very important#and english of course is not my first language so i really hope that i didn't do any mistakes#but i love their duality and how everyone percieves Charles as “angel” when he's a real menace#so yeah i hope you enjoyed#have a great day everyone!!
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Batman: Under The Red Hood
JASON PETER TODD YOU HAVE ENOUGH TRAINING TO KNOW HEAD WOUNDS BLEED A LOT! YOU COULD HAVE USED ANY OTHER PART OF YOUR BODY! (NOT YOUR PALM EITHER! THAT'S ALSO A HORRIBLE SPOT!) AND WHY THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD! HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT AND BANDAGE IT! SHAVE YOU HEAD!?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO SMART BUT ALSO SO STUPID!
#comics#dc comics#robin#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#utrh#batman under the red hood#batcavescolony reads#batcavescolony reads comics#stupid stupid stupid#why!!!!#why do they always chose the WORST spots to draw blood with a knife?#not thatel their a GOOD place but theirs better places. id choose maybe a shallow cus on my upper arm or the top side of my fore arm.#that way its in a place you can bandage easily and it in an area tha doesn't bend or have alot of nerves or blood vessels. and just a small#cut you dont need your whole arm open! just wait a bit and you'll get some blood! in media people are always slicing their plams wtf!?#no why? if this is at the beginning of your trip that means you're out one hand! cut in a place you can keep relatively still and clean!
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