#wow. ego much?

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"I'm amazed at how you've held this Ark together."

The Ark S01E09 The Painful Way.

[allastoredeer]

What funny for me it's when I see some people in radioapple fandom saying why they can't see Alastor as a bottom is because "he would never be a bottom because of his ego!" (and right under a post with b!Alastor content, the nerve)

Meanwhile Lucifer, King of all Hell, Sin of Pride personified, the man who stole Adam's first wife and claimed to do the same with the second, and had two songs about how great he is compared to others: am I a joke to you?

EXACTLY! Preach Anon!

Lucifer's ego is just as big, if not bigger, than Alastor's. I was rewatching the show recently, and during the "Dad Beat Dad" episode, literally the only person he was nervous, bumbling, or awkward around was Charlie (and Vaggie, to a certain degree considering she's Charlie's girlfriend).

In every other interaction he was smug, arrogant, indifferent, unimpressed, or downright dismissive. His whole song with Alastor was just him flexing his power and getting more and more insecure & angry about how "close" Alastor and Charlie were. I think people forget that Lucifer is the Sin of Pride, and you can 100% see it in his behavior towards the other characters. Obviously, he got closer to the Hazbin Crew, especially during the last song in the finale, but that doesn't make his ego magically disappear.

And I love that about him.

I find his huge capacity to love (both Charlie and creation) so endearing, but it's better and so much more interesting, when it's paired with the fact that his ego gets bruised so easily. He's the most powerful being in Hell, while also being insecure as fuck, while also being the personification of Pride itself. Is that not the tastiest, most delectable character to ever character????

Look, yes, Lucifer is depressed. He and Lilith got divorced. He and Charlie were estranged to each other for years. He lost his will to dream after being cast out from Heaven. He spent all his time making little rubber ducks, locked away in his room. But that doesn't, by any means, make the man humble.

If you look at Alastor and say he's got too big of an ego to bottom, and then turn around and make Lucifer the most bottomy bottom ever, then I say go back and rewatch the show, cuz you're missing a few very important factors. Especially if you're basing someone's capacity to bottom on ego alone. (I, personally, love it when prideful, egotistical characters bottom. It's so much fun).

Mostly just...hhhhhh, please stop stripping away all of my short-kings most interesting characteristics. I don't want a small, wide-eyed, easily manipulated little UwU soft boi. I want snarky, powerful as fuck, insecure, egotistical, provocative short-king who gets pissy when his daughter talks to a homicidal deer man with a silly haircut instead of him (while also being very soft, loving, and caring). He's multi-faceted, and that's what makes him interesting.

Once again, this isn't me getting after people who enjoy top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer. Do what you want, I hope you're having fun. Just don't go commenting below other people's posts with shit like "Alastor wouldn't bottom because of his ego," when Lucifer is just as much of an egotistical little shit as he is.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[braisedhoney]

that's one old ghost you have there damien.

you can't see it?

...

guess your word means nothing after all.

(HAPPY (week late) ANNIVERSARY TO WKM! <3<3)

[siflshonen]

When I first saw the Volume 37 cover I thought it was more of a reference to Batman’s A Death in the Family or even the first instances of Robin dying and how much blowback it got from the readership rather than a direct nod to The Night Gwen Stacy Died, but happily assumed it could be both and didn’t dwell on it.

After further consideration, as well as revisiting the circumstances and reader response to that particular moment in Spider-Man history, now I am not so sure.

[snowberry-pie]

my thing is that bull doesn’t even want to fuck dragons he just gets off on the idea of beating one in combat which is like equally as weird . honestly

[plexippusangel]

About to hand weave this man a potion carrying pouch in his character colors. I was already thinking about it. And then was like no. It's too early. I'll just give him a bit of the yarn my pouch is woven out of that I hypothetically would use as one of the components as a favor to wear for the tournament. I will be normal. So normal.

AND THEN HE GAVE ME A HANDMADE POTION CARRYING POUCH IN HIS BLUE THIS MAN MATCHED MY FREAK AND I TEMPORARILY SCALED BACK

gonna stay at 100% freak going forward

[brooklynisher]

It’s funny seeing people refer to my spg headcanons as if they were canon

Why are you giving me so much power

Are you even aware that you’re giving me the power

[madeleinelovescolours]

you know what's really nice? Finding art of your chaotic mary-sue OCs from high school and re-drawing them without trying to "fix" the designs to make fun of them

Link to original

[yooniesim]

Only goofy bitches wanna call other people racist and then call every black person that don't suck their asshole a coon 💀 uneducated, fragile ego behavior if we're being honest. not a speck of self awareness or intelligence in any inch of their body. but we been knew that

[kil9]

taemin fans dont want him to meet and fall in love with them like in the wattpad fics. they want gory criminal-based manga, homoerotic hannibal style, multiple volumes

[monobmp]

8-Ball having a tattoo of Bill on their shoulder blade is kind of crazy

[teamseaslug]

I still don't QUITE understand shroom dosages tbh...

[vaugarde]

king dedede @ magolor after arriving on halcandra

[captain-amadeus]

I can't tell if he's being inconsiderate with his wife or his wording

[unproduciblesmackdown]

also quite the illustration in wags being like "'not asking permission' - wags" and plowing through someone expressing a physical boundary but he was already intending to use physical violence & violation & assumed corresponding distress as a tool to get his way....amidst the typicality, "correctness," permissibility of all that around here like five times an hour

[13eyond13]

I've seen that you sometimes use emojis, what are your favorite emojis?

Haha hi!

I love using the orange heart 🧡 because orange is my fave colour, it reminds me of soft toasty comfy things and warms my cold frostbitten Canadian heart

I think this emoji is a funny reaction emoji 😔 when you're butthurt or disappointed

I use these ones when I think something is funny the most 😅😭😆 for some reason I don't use the cry laughing one at all. Maybe TOO dramatic for me, I'd rather type lol or hahaha

👀 these eyes are fun for when I'm interested in something but don't want to be too intrusive.

Those are my main faves!