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klintoris · 2 months ago

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Keep going im close….

#jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader smut #jschlatt x reader #girlblogging #chuckle sandwich #i need him so bad its not funny anymore #i need fucking help #holy shit???#schlatt. step on me #manhandle me #please #wow ok holy fuck

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klintoris · 2 months ago

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Ok im hearing yall out.

agghhrdgghhaa..

GIVE ME HIM RN HE CANT BE REAL LIKE ARRGHH

#wow ok holy fuck #ted nivison #chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich #what

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jellyjamheadobb · 8 months ago

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#But like fr #you know when you have your regular family #And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family #and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes #one of my older cousins had a baby shower #and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them #And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!)#I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it #It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind #and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3”#like what #i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh)#my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol #awkward #But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)”#While I internally try to explode her with my mind #But anyway #rey rambles #meme #dumb shit #memes #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lol #best memes #lmao #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes

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historixally-accurate · 1 year ago

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merry crisis.

it's chrismter

merry crispy

#lifesteal smp #parrotx2 #planetlord #histoart #wow!#holy fucking shit #look at my new designs so awesome! OK back to pokemon I'm sorry

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tsarinajissa · 1 month ago

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Watching Amber's short from this morning and hot damn is her 3A so fucking good.

#ugh it is too smooth and gorgeous and powerful #I feel so proud of her every time I see it #I hope she feels proud of herself too #oh no!#boooooo on the step out fall #but it's ok! you got this #yessss #3l success!!! omg I'm so proud #she can do this!#cup of china 2024 #figure skating for ts #oh man. I'm going to set my alarm for 1:30am to watch the free aren't i #and stay up for 2 hrs and then try to nap #wow #haven't done this since 2016 for Javi #it's SO CLOSE #but they called her 3A under rotated???????#I know the tech panel has different camera angles to the rest of us #but I think they need their eyes checked #(oh holy shit. and they're just. being a fucking weird tech panel over all #I am baffled at both some of the Qs and < and some places with none????#do they balance out??????#god only knows)#anyways #crossing my fingers and starting a prayer circle now for amber glenn #oh! really enjoyed that last spin from rinka watanabe

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rockintapper · 1 year ago

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hi im not asleep. why are people on tiktok threatening to throw hot honeybuns at homeless people 🫥

Please do not throw hot honeybuns at homeless people.

#i genuinely hope that's not a real thing that happens but holy FUCK man #THESE GUYS???? ARE LIVING ON THE DAMN STREETS???? AND YOUR FIRST INSTICNT IS “hm lets throw a HOT FUCKING HONEYBUN THAT COULD CAUSE LITERAL #THIRD DEGREE BURNS at them :3“#MAN.....#okay. wow #ok sorrry

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realboutfatalfury · 1 year ago

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finally got back to playing zero escape

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mottinthemainpot · 2 years ago

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Our town doesn’t have any doctors at the hospital today 💀 I can’t- Rest in fucking pieces I guess

#two of my family members got sent home 💀💀💀#holy shit #they’re OK but like #wow #i mean they’re not ok but they’re not dying #I really hope theres no life threatening emergencies today dear fucking lord #tw medical

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kalashtars · 1 year ago

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suddenly remembered i have to present a conference paper at a real actual academic conference next week. having a real normal one atm.

#damien.txt #what the fuck. what the fuck!!!#i haven't even rewritten it yet oh noooo #truly though what the fuck. how did this even happen.#don't wanna give too many details bc im scared ill doxx myself but. wow.#am so scared it will be bad but also i have never gotten a criticism on a paper that wasnt 'this could be more concise' so maybe itll be ok #ahhHhhhh #okay. real academic time or whatever.#holy fuck how is this my life i literally run a bandom blog on tumblr i am not equipped to be doing professional academic things #just 1st academic conference things i guess #here's to.... many more? i mean. hopefully. would mean i succeeded vaguely at becoming an academic lol

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strawberri-syrup · 1 year ago

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hm. my brother and his girlfriend now follow me on goodreads. this will not change how i review books

#some of my greatest hits:#ok wow fuck me #AUGH #ok #yea #<those are all seperate reviews #i am not known to write essays abt the books i like #sometimes simply saying holy shit is enough

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b4kuch1n · 2 years ago

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oh my gods I know what adam's fighter is gonna look like now. holy shit. its gonna be SO GROSS I canNOT fucking wait

#bakuspeech #burnished house #holy fuck this slaps. this is gonna be awful. who the fuck let me write this fic #first round AND second round!! both are gonna be Bad. gonna fucking suck to look at #wait. its totally gonna be named LOVE too. gods fuck this thing owns its SO bad #what IS it with me and only-nominally-humanoid creatures #I just. gods I want it to see the world so bad I was Thinking too that since the atom model is humanoid #and every other bot will at least have a different body plan #I need adam's bot to be humanoid too. but Bad.#the gods be gentle to past baku on a mim stream who was like 'well that is humanoid as in it has five extremities'#that manthing was a fucking genius and they shouldve been put down right then #gods. wow I am excited to write this thing. I know I will be improv-ing so much of it #but man. robots. turns out I can never stop being a little idiot about robots #idk stay fuckign tuned I guess!! or dont idk!!! I am thinking way too much abt this fic rn #holds ur hand. hey its 4am where I am rn. do u wanna go out there into the dark with me. and see a hag #it ok. have a good night. its so fucked up that it gets dark at 9pm in france rn right

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transfagmenace · 2 years ago

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on video call with my boyfriend right now what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck how am i supposed to function right now what the fuck im trying to like. say words but its just like wHat omg omg thats my boyfriend wowee wow i have a boyfriend like what???? what. what omg. what. boyfriend. what. thats my brain right now. how am i supposed to form coherent thoughts when hes like. rIGHT there what th e fuck

#boyfriendposting #percy posts stuff #aw fuck goddamnit #hes so niceys to meeeeee aaaaaa #i love you ok?? so what??? im gonna kiss u on the mouth ok?? motherfucker #were gonna get ice cream on thursday afdsdfghjklkhgfdsghjkl #first time someone has ever ASKED me to infodump to them like #oh holy shit dude #like. this is the sappy shit i daydreamed about in like 10th grade and like #oh shit #like #wow #someone actually thinks my special interest is like cool and stuff #he said he wants to watch doctor who with me!!!!1 #like ok wow. most attractive thing anyone has ever said ever #wowwwwwweeeeeee aaaaaaaa

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incohorace · 2 years ago

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HOLY SHIT????

#oh my fucking god. guys. guys. wha #going insane #no i’m not telling you what it’s about #but uh. wow #ok #that sure is news #that sure is. not just a rumour #for once #holy #holy shit #the scream i let out when my roommate told me #if 13yo me were to hear this………….#well.#uh. yeah #pip squeaks

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if-you-like-pina-colada-s · 2 years ago

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I realize just how much I treat the Hetalia characters like how I used to treat all my stuffed animals and toys when I was a kid. I dress them up in cute little outfits and play pretend. One day we are playing "world meeting" then the next day we are playing "race car driver au". I sit them down at my little pink princess table and hand them each a miniature tea set and fill their cups with hose water and dirt. I take them everywhere I go: the store, school, the movie theater, the restaurant, etc. I ask them what their opinion is on everything and then pretend they answered the question when really I just answered the question myself. When I eat dinner I sit them down gently next to me and pretend to give them bites of my food. I do everything with them. I drag them everywhere with me like little ragdolls. I never let go of their tiny hands.

#hws #hetalia #the more i kept writing the more i realized despite having a sister how much my childhood was me talking to myself #i mean my sister was there too but we'd talk as if there was more than the two of us #did my parents think we were delusional or something?? pretty sure they did and just didn’t say anything #wow holy shit #holy fuck #anyway im definitely a normal person about the hetalia characters #i just wanna have cute little tea parties with them ok #they'd look cute in pink tutus fight me

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i-reblog-whumppp · 4 months ago

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ehrm

Through a series of events you find out that your party members have all been replaced by a mimic, a skinwalker, a changeling, and a shapeshifter. You don’t bring up that you know this however as they’re a lot nicer and more efficient then the ones they replaced.

#wow #ok then #holy shit #holy fuck

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apathyfairy · 27 days ago

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someone who is good at reading too much into nothing pls analyze my dream

#i had this weird dream where i was looking for an apartment like always and i went to this one that i guess was a townhouse #but it was a whole house but it was attached like an apartment and had a hallway and everything but i went the first time #to see it and i was like holy shit bc it had 4 bedrooms and it was literally like 4000 square feet and it was 1300 a month #and i was like well yeah of course i want this but the vibe feels so off ? but idk why so i went to some others and whatever but #i was like it's stupid not to take that one when it is literally bigger than a house and so i went to see it again #and i was like the vibe is still so off but it's such a nice place :( so anyway i kept walking around and i was leaving and there were #other people there touring it too and i was like does anyone hear that ? and the realtor was like yeah it's the downstairs neighbors again #theyre always fighting and it was literally 2 people screaming their lungs out at each other but she didnt care she just started stomping #and i was like girl i do not think that's how you solve that but ok. then i was like wow it's like my old haunted apartment irl where #my neighbors would quite literally throw each other into the walls at 3am and then i was like omg that's why the vibe feels off #and then i remembered i had researched the place and found out two little girls died there and i was like ok yeah. i dont want this #so i kept walking to find the exit and then i saw 2 little girls ! climbing up the stairs and like flickering in and out of the light #like movie ghosts and i was like OMG there they are and they were talking to me and i was like How is no one else seeing this but #they were talking to ME directly and i was like pls stop talking to me like i was so scared and what they were saying to me was like #we're yours now like we're staying with YOU and then they walked up the stairs and out the door #and i was like oh great now i have ghosts attached to me and i was sooooo scared i dont even know why and then i went outside #and i was talking to these two people i had met inside the place and i was suspicious so i was like where are you from ?#like what country ? bc i figured no one who was a ghost could answer that for some reason lmaooo and they couldnt answer and i #was like yeah i knew it youre ghosts and they were like yeah we are and so i was like What the fuck is going on then i remembered the girls #and i was like where did they even go #anyway then i went back home to wherever i was living and surprise surprise the ghost girls were there and i was like i literally #cannot do this and i was so scared again and like they were just normal little girls but i was so scared and anyway they were like #you have to help us find out who killed us and then we can leave you like ok how very ghost whisperer but i was like ok i will help you #and then i remembered if i help them then i will get to see one person i know who died. which i guess was just a rule or something.#and then i was like oh yeah my husband died. if i help them then i can see him again #then anyway i had to leave bc work was calling me and then i got in my dead husbands incredibly small car which i couldnt even see out of #it was so small and then i was driving on the pch ? and there was so much traffic and i had to make a u turn and i fell off a cliff. the en #the thing that's so strange about it is how scared i was like irl i was breathing so hard when i woke up and literally had goosebumps like #idk i feel like it was a warning but for what lmao #i did go look at apartments this weekend and i did find one that is fine but it's not haunted at all the vibe was nothing u know

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