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#jschlatt#schlatt#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt x reader smut#jschlatt x reader#girlblogging#chuckle sandwich#i need him so bad its not funny anymore#i need fucking help#holy shit???#schlatt. step on me#manhandle me#please#wow ok holy fuck
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Ok im hearing yall out.
agghhrdgghhaa..
GIVE ME HIM RN HE CANT BE REAL LIKE ARRGHH
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I have the brain of a fallow deer i think because when i look at my beloved wrestleboys (or really any incredibly huge buff person) i feel the instinctive response in my brain of holy fuck this guy could eat me. Like i am some sort of prey animal. What's wrong with me. It contributes to the sense of awe when watching the sport but it's also another sign to never ever ever go to real life events lest i bolt in panic and dash in front of a passing Subaru.
#jay talkin#huge doesnt have to mean tall either the guy i am most often thinking abt is nearly 2 inches shorter than me#just buff as shit yknow. but its true u look st ppl like that n yr like holy shit#i rlly havent been around ppl w that kind of physique ever so it kinda awe strikes me n sets off like#the brain firing on so many different weird cylinders#i grew up watching worlds strongest man competitions so its not a NEW sensation i just still think its funny#my little frightened brain goes wow i am looking at an apex predator im gonna get hunted#and i go wow thats so awesome. well anyways i wanna look like him and also fuck him. enjoy that combo of thoughts#i'm like a fallow deer if the deer was fucking faggy as shit and gay for the wolf it glimpsed one time#oh i dont think im making much sense. i feel very woozy the sickness bug got me weird#but yeah yknow sometimes u see giant dudes and u go fucking christ. wow. u are so outside of what everyday ppl around me look like#like i wanna be you i think yr hot i also kind of just wanna compare to u like lemme touch lemme just. see#the difference. yknow. yknow. not even always hornily ok. just curious. but also i feel like u can eat me and thats scary#anyway whatever (runs off embarrased) kyaaaa (trips over own enormous dick and falls into vat of liquid steel)#also no please don't analyse this as 'well its bc yr scared of men' i super am not its not a gender thing#does not apply to my life experiences. i'm scared of deep water and large bouncy castles if theyre enclosed. ok.
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#But like fr#you know when you have your regular family#And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family#and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes#one of my older cousins had a baby shower#and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them#And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!)#I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it#It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind#and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3”#like what#i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh)#my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol#awkward#But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)”#While I internally try to explode her with my mind#But anyway#rey rambles#meme#dumb shit#memes#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#lol#best memes#lmao#tumblr memes#twitter memes#dank memes
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merry crisis.
it's chrismter
merry crispy
#lifesteal smp#parrotx2#planetlord#histoart#wow!#holy fucking shit#look at my new designs so awesome! OK back to pokemon I'm sorry
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Watching Amber's short from this morning and hot damn is her 3A so fucking good.
#ugh it is too smooth and gorgeous and powerful#I feel so proud of her every time I see it#I hope she feels proud of herself too#oh no!#boooooo on the step out fall#but it's ok! you got this#yessss#3l success!!! omg I'm so proud#she can do this!#cup of china 2024#figure skating for ts#oh man. I'm going to set my alarm for 1:30am to watch the free aren't i#and stay up for 2 hrs and then try to nap#wow#haven't done this since 2016 for Javi#it's SO CLOSE#but they called her 3A under rotated???????#I know the tech panel has different camera angles to the rest of us#but I think they need their eyes checked#(oh holy shit. and they're just. being a fucking weird tech panel over all#I am baffled at both some of the Qs and < and some places with none????#do they balance out??????#god only knows)#anyways#crossing my fingers and starting a prayer circle now for amber glenn#oh! really enjoyed that last spin from rinka watanabe
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There's no feeling stranger than knowing that something is bad but liking it anyways. Not in a 'it's so bad it's good' way. Because that implies that it has become good. I'm talking like this thing is just kinda bad in the normal ways things are bad, but i like it anyways.
#honestly I'm talking about Batgirls rn#because like...it has its moments but I wouldn't call it good. it even has some of my own personal pet peeves#specifically the overabundance of narration boxes that aren't from a character and rather the author is speaking to us.#if I wanted an overabundance Authors Notes I would read fucking early 2000s fanfics#and Babsgirl existing but I've made peace with the fact that we'll only get an Oracle story in a Black Label or similar thing at this point#I love the art and it has among my favorite designs for both Spoiler and Black Bat#don't get me STARTED on the covers holy fuck. the 90s rewind in particular lives in my head rent free because ajlkdfjdsalk;fjdlsa;kf#it also has both moments of REALLY FUCKING BAD characterization and REALLY FUCKING GOOD characterization#Cass being like 'ok but do we HAVE to save Seer?' horrible! demonstrates an egregious misunderstanding of her. what the hell?#Steph being abnormally good at solving the Riddler's puzzles and knowing basically every cipher because of Arthur? then getting incredibly#upset at even the MENTION of him to the point that she gets fucking stabbed by the RIDDLER of all people?#wow thanks for actually addressing a very interesting part of Steph's character that is often left by the wayside. good job.#issue 14 is amazing and it makes me want to implode every time I read it. like I actually recommend it without any caveats attached#it is straight up good. it's the high-point of Batgirls and it's not even close imo.#and wow! there is almost no dialogue and NO NARRATION BOXES??#it's almost like the whole appeal of comics is telling incredible stories through art or something. and that when you have good art#and good art direction you should just fucking let it speak for itself or something#and that maybe using what words you DO have to let your CHARACTERS speak in a way they normally wouldn't is a good idea#even if the in universe reason is that Steph is basically leaving this note as a 'I am either dead or close to it' type of thing#like holy fuck how did they do that?? AND SO LATE IN THE GAME THAT NOBODY FUCKING TALKS ABOUT IT??#and obviously there is a conversation to be had about 'was Batgirls queerbaiting' but honestly since it was cancelled IDK#I could see a universe where given time it could have made a natural shift to a love story between Steph and Cass#I'm not upset about it but I get why other people might be. there are some panels that like...come on.#and as always I am most fascinated by missed potential. because Batgirls showed that it COULD be good with Issue 14#and arguably other of the better issues. the art was incredible and as the issues went on it felt like the kinks were getting ironed out#plus getting a series focused on 3 of my favorite characters was a dream come true for me. ESPECIALLY because we rarely get good#stuff for Cass and Steph.
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hi im not asleep. why are people on tiktok threatening to throw hot honeybuns at homeless people 🫥
Please do not throw hot honeybuns at homeless people.
#i genuinely hope that's not a real thing that happens but holy FUCK man#THESE GUYS???? ARE LIVING ON THE DAMN STREETS???? AND YOUR FIRST INSTICNT IS “hm lets throw a HOT FUCKING HONEYBUN THAT COULD CAUSE LITERAL#THIRD DEGREE BURNS at them :3“#MAN.....#okay. wow#ok sorrry
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finally got back to playing zero escape
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. ok. yay. <- so astonished#spoilers for puzzles and the ending i got? whoooooo care///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////#/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////<- just to be real sur#i want to get every ending before the true ending and um. wow only got to finishing one today bc um. yeah#i thought the ending with clover you knooooooooooooooowww....... was fucked up but this. holy fuck? holy fuuuuuuuuck#hated the puzzles in door 6 second half. fuuuuuuuck that shit i hate pushing boxes I HATE FINDING 3 DIGITS WHERE THE SUM IS 15.#fuck that one in particular...#i thought it was finding numbers with the digital root of 6 bc F is the 6th later but no.. i gotta find 15 bc of hexadecimal stuff...#but my first guess is not wrong technically bc 15 does have the digital root 6 but still....#anyways. snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake um was seeing him again but also not bc. ☹#fuck fuck fuuuuuuck i literally stopped at the part where things get crazay. clover tells me snake has a prosthetic arm swag.#later we find his ''body'' and his left arm is a real arm. inchresting.#thought this haaaaaas to come back. and it did. ☹#AND THEN ACE. 😲 <- my face when finding out the truth#AND THEN CLOVER. clover 😭#god i'm still like just sitting here processing. woafsdjkfsnjks#AND THEN SNAKE. SNAAAAAAAAAAKE#also the zero bracelet being 6... what does this meaaan?????????!!!!!?!? and zero at the end. and akane disappearing WHA TDOES IT MEAN#well find out next time on gabe plays zero escape after not playing it for 2ish years. lol
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Our town doesn’t have any doctors at the hospital today 💀 I can’t- Rest in fucking pieces I guess
#two of my family members got sent home 💀💀💀#holy shit#they’re OK but like#wow#i mean they’re not ok but they’re not dying#I really hope theres no life threatening emergencies today dear fucking lord#tw medical
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suddenly remembered i have to present a conference paper at a real actual academic conference next week. having a real normal one atm.
#damien.txt#what the fuck. what the fuck!!!#i haven't even rewritten it yet oh noooo#truly though what the fuck. how did this even happen.#don't wanna give too many details bc im scared ill doxx myself but. wow.#am so scared it will be bad but also i have never gotten a criticism on a paper that wasnt 'this could be more concise' so maybe itll be ok#ahhHhhhh#okay. real academic time or whatever.#holy fuck how is this my life i literally run a bandom blog on tumblr i am not equipped to be doing professional academic things#just 1st academic conference things i guess#here's to.... many more? i mean. hopefully. would mean i succeeded vaguely at becoming an academic lol
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hm. my brother and his girlfriend now follow me on goodreads. this will not change how i review books
#some of my greatest hits:#ok wow fuck me#AUGH#ok#yea#<those are all seperate reviews#i am not known to write essays abt the books i like#sometimes simply saying holy shit is enough
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oh my gods I know what adam's fighter is gonna look like now. holy shit. its gonna be SO GROSS I canNOT fucking wait
#bakuspeech#burnished house#holy fuck this slaps. this is gonna be awful. who the fuck let me write this fic#first round AND second round!! both are gonna be Bad. gonna fucking suck to look at#wait. its totally gonna be named LOVE too. gods fuck this thing owns its SO bad#what IS it with me and only-nominally-humanoid creatures#I just. gods I want it to see the world so bad I was Thinking too that since the atom model is humanoid#and every other bot will at least have a different body plan#I need adam's bot to be humanoid too. but Bad.#the gods be gentle to past baku on a mim stream who was like 'well that is humanoid as in it has five extremities'#that manthing was a fucking genius and they shouldve been put down right then#gods. wow I am excited to write this thing. I know I will be improv-ing so much of it#but man. robots. turns out I can never stop being a little idiot about robots#idk stay fuckign tuned I guess!! or dont idk!!! I am thinking way too much abt this fic rn#holds ur hand. hey its 4am where I am rn. do u wanna go out there into the dark with me. and see a hag#it ok. have a good night. its so fucked up that it gets dark at 9pm in france rn right
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HOLY SHIT????
#oh my fucking god. guys. guys. wha#going insane#no i’m not telling you what it’s about#but uh. wow#ok#that sure is news#that sure is. not just a rumour#for once#holy#holy shit#the scream i let out when my roommate told me#if 13yo me were to hear this………….#well.#uh. yeah#pip squeaks
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hades x arcane crossover ⭐️
#arcane#arcane season 2#mel medarda#viktor arcane#jayce talis#hades#meljayvik#holy fucking fuck wow ok
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ehrm
Through a series of events you find out that your party members have all been replaced by a mimic, a skinwalker, a changeling, and a shapeshifter. You don’t bring up that you know this however as they’re a lot nicer and more efficient then the ones they replaced.
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