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klintoris · 22 days ago

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Keep going im close….

#jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader smut #jschlatt x reader #girlblogging #chuckle sandwich #i need him so bad its not funny anymore #i need fucking help #holy shit???#schlatt. step on me #manhandle me #please #wow ok holy fuck

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klintoris · 26 days ago

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Ok im hearing yall out.

agghhrdgghhaa..

GIVE ME HIM RN HE CANT BE REAL LIKE ARRGHH

#wow ok holy fuck #ted nivison #chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich #what

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jellyjamheadobb · 7 months ago

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#But like fr #you know when you have your regular family #And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family #and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes #one of my older cousins had a baby shower #and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them #And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!)#I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it #It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind #and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3”#like what #i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh)#my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol #awkward #But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)”#While I internally try to explode her with my mind #But anyway #rey rambles #meme #dumb shit #memes #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lol #best memes #lmao #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes

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vampyroteuthid · 8 days ago

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sorry for doom posting i guess but i think this is going to be a really really awful four years and consequent several decades with whatever cretins he puts on scotus. and the 70 million people who helped accomplish this are going to somehow become even more completely fucking insufferable

#unless somebody blows them all up first of course but none of the damn assassins can aim apparently #wow this is managing to be so much worse than i anticipated. holy fuck #like i'm not necessarily worried about my personal self in a solidly blue state but unlike the majority of us voters i am capable of #giving a shit about other people. also can you fucking imagine the disease outbreaks & environmental disasters we'll be having in a few yrs #i feel like throwing up. ok sorry i'm on several drugs and they're not really serving their intended purpose #me

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historixally-accurate · 11 months ago

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merry crisis.

it's chrismter

merry crispy

#lifesteal smp #parrotx2 #planetlord #histoart #wow!#holy fucking shit #look at my new designs so awesome! OK back to pokemon I'm sorry

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james-is-nasqueer · 3 months ago

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anyone else seeing some distasteful kurt busch dwi takes or is it just me

#like don't get me wrong... it's bad. he had a LOT in his system and he shouldn't have been driving #but oh my god...#calling him disgusting?#when (if you take like 5 minutes to look) a lot of his fans seem to think he might have a drinking problem...?#I don't know anything about the guy honestly. he could be the worst person in nascar or a literal saint. it doesn't matter #I just think it's weird for people to hop on their soap boxes to publicly decry him worthless for this #like you don't have to like him to not be condescending to addicts??#holy shittt #it's truly awful #and it's coming from a LOT of ''left leaning'' accounts I follow too. sad.#like sure you want to help alcoholics/addicts but do you show compassion.#instead of ''this is disgusting I am repulsed by [man I don't know]'s actions''#how about you try ''wow this is disappointing but I really hope he seeks help for both the community and his sake''#otherwise your comments are just performative bullshit #addicts shouldn't have to read your garbage and shame themselves into healing.#cause yknow that doesn't always fucking work. sometimes it makes them want to harm themselves MORE.#because if they're already so terrible how can they live sober/clean?!#so maybe shut the fuck up.#anyway. you can socially condemn things without trying to humiliate addicts and potential addicts who are ultimately #victims of their condition.#sincerely. the son and grandson of several addicts.#P.S. THIS POST IS NOT SAYING ADDICTS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. NOWHERE DO I SAY THAT.#ok bye

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one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff · 4 months ago

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#AUIAGAHAIVDKFJFHDNSKXJ #sorry #don’t mind me #on tonight’s edition of i don’t have a diary so i’m using tumblr tags #I JUST. HMMMMMM.#sorry for the second day in a row lmao. at least today we got a fun fresh funky gender crisis instead of sexuality.#i’m literally about to leave for college where nobody knows me and it’s not like i was out to lot of people here but. idk #and whatever tf is going on w my gender has never even been spoken aloud lol #from like being kiiiiiiind of a little bit out here #which is. nothing bad has happened. nobody cares. it’s just my friends.#but goddamn #literally i keep coming to the conclusion that i. don’t want people to know. and i feel bad #not even as like a safety thing. or even #i don’t even know #there’s something in me that is so so so so scared #and i just. don’t want it to be something people know about me #but not even as like #UUUUUGGHHHHGGGH #i hate words #i don’t feel bad about it being a part of me. i just #i want it to stay like. with me. which doesn’t even fucking make sense #bc all i do is agonize in the middle of the night. it’s not even like. pride. just sheer #i don’t know #wow ok. goodnight i guess i was not expecting to think abt that tonight holy shit #i literally couldn’t even say it in this whole wall of fucking text wtf is wrong with me lmao.#ok 👍 cool 👍#night

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sincericida · 2 years ago

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Wake up babe new photos of Andrew Garfield shirtless just dropped! 🔥

Andrew Garfield photographed by Luke Gilford for British GQ

Andrew Garfield, for this interview: I shall bare my soul AND my chest, a lethal combination.

Holy shit Andrew, this is criminal! WHYYYY? They said «cut» but Andrew heard «serve cunt». 🥵🥵🥵

I am merely a hole. Ovaries? BOOM! 🤯

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rockintapper · 1 year ago

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hi im not asleep. why are people on tiktok threatening to throw hot honeybuns at homeless people 🫥

Please do not throw hot honeybuns at homeless people.

#i genuinely hope that's not a real thing that happens but holy FUCK man #THESE GUYS???? ARE LIVING ON THE DAMN STREETS???? AND YOUR FIRST INSTICNT IS “hm lets throw a HOT FUCKING HONEYBUN THAT COULD CAUSE LITERAL #THIRD DEGREE BURNS at them :3“#MAN.....#okay. wow #ok sorrry

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realboutfatalfury · 10 months ago

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finally got back to playing zero escape

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mottinthemainpot · 2 years ago

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Our town doesn’t have any doctors at the hospital today 💀 I can’t- Rest in fucking pieces I guess

#two of my family members got sent home 💀💀💀#holy shit #they’re OK but like #wow #i mean they’re not ok but they’re not dying #I really hope theres no life threatening emergencies today dear fucking lord #tw medical

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kalashtars · 1 year ago

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suddenly remembered i have to present a conference paper at a real actual academic conference next week. having a real normal one atm.

#damien.txt #what the fuck. what the fuck!!!#i haven't even rewritten it yet oh noooo #truly though what the fuck. how did this even happen.#don't wanna give too many details bc im scared ill doxx myself but. wow.#am so scared it will be bad but also i have never gotten a criticism on a paper that wasnt 'this could be more concise' so maybe itll be ok #ahhHhhhh #okay. real academic time or whatever.#holy fuck how is this my life i literally run a bandom blog on tumblr i am not equipped to be doing professional academic things #just 1st academic conference things i guess #here's to.... many more? i mean. hopefully. would mean i succeeded vaguely at becoming an academic lol

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strawberri-syrup · 1 year ago

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hm. my brother and his girlfriend now follow me on goodreads. this will not change how i review books

#some of my greatest hits:#ok wow fuck me #AUGH #ok #yea #<those are all seperate reviews #i am not known to write essays abt the books i like #sometimes simply saying holy shit is enough

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b4kuch1n · 1 year ago

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oh my gods I know what adam's fighter is gonna look like now. holy shit. its gonna be SO GROSS I canNOT fucking wait

#bakuspeech #burnished house #holy fuck this slaps. this is gonna be awful. who the fuck let me write this fic #first round AND second round!! both are gonna be Bad. gonna fucking suck to look at #wait. its totally gonna be named LOVE too. gods fuck this thing owns its SO bad #what IS it with me and only-nominally-humanoid creatures #I just. gods I want it to see the world so bad I was Thinking too that since the atom model is humanoid #and every other bot will at least have a different body plan #I need adam's bot to be humanoid too. but Bad.#the gods be gentle to past baku on a mim stream who was like 'well that is humanoid as in it has five extremities'#that manthing was a fucking genius and they shouldve been put down right then #gods. wow I am excited to write this thing. I know I will be improv-ing so much of it #but man. robots. turns out I can never stop being a little idiot about robots #idk stay fuckign tuned I guess!! or dont idk!!! I am thinking way too much abt this fic rn #holds ur hand. hey its 4am where I am rn. do u wanna go out there into the dark with me. and see a hag #it ok. have a good night. its so fucked up that it gets dark at 9pm in france rn right

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transfagmenace · 1 year ago

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on video call with my boyfriend right now what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck how am i supposed to function right now what the fuck im trying to like. say words but its just like wHat omg omg thats my boyfriend wowee wow i have a boyfriend like what???? what. what omg. what. boyfriend. what. thats my brain right now. how am i supposed to form coherent thoughts when hes like. rIGHT there what th e fuck

#boyfriendposting #percy posts stuff #aw fuck goddamnit #hes so niceys to meeeeee aaaaaa #i love you ok?? so what??? im gonna kiss u on the mouth ok?? motherfucker #were gonna get ice cream on thursday afdsdfghjklkhgfdsghjkl #first time someone has ever ASKED me to infodump to them like #oh holy shit dude #like. this is the sappy shit i daydreamed about in like 10th grade and like #oh shit #like #wow #someone actually thinks my special interest is like cool and stuff #he said he wants to watch doctor who with me!!!!1 #like ok wow. most attractive thing anyone has ever said ever #wowwwwwweeeeeee aaaaaaaa

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incohorace · 1 year ago

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HOLY SHIT????

#oh my fucking god. guys. guys. wha #going insane #no i’m not telling you what it’s about #but uh. wow #ok #that sure is news #that sure is. not just a rumour #for once #holy #holy shit #the scream i let out when my roommate told me #if 13yo me were to hear this………….#well.#uh. yeah #pip squeaks

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