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feline-evil · 20 hours ago

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I have the brain of a fallow deer i think because when i look at my beloved wrestleboys (or really any incredibly huge buff person) i feel the instinctive response in my brain of holy fuck this guy could eat me. Like i am some sort of prey animal. What's wrong with me. It contributes to the sense of awe when watching the sport but it's also another sign to never ever ever go to real life events lest i bolt in panic and dash in front of a passing Subaru.

#jay talkin #huge doesnt have to mean tall either the guy i am most often thinking abt is nearly 2 inches shorter than me #just buff as shit yknow. but its true u look st ppl like that n yr like holy shit #i rlly havent been around ppl w that kind of physique ever so it kinda awe strikes me n sets off like #the brain firing on so many different weird cylinders #i grew up watching worlds strongest man competitions so its not a NEW sensation i just still think its funny #my little frightened brain goes wow i am looking at an apex predator im gonna get hunted #and i go wow thats so awesome. well anyways i wanna look like him and also fuck him. enjoy that combo of thoughts #i'm like a fallow deer if the deer was fucking faggy as shit and gay for the wolf it glimpsed one time #oh i dont think im making much sense. i feel very woozy the sickness bug got me weird #but yeah yknow sometimes u see giant dudes and u go fucking christ. wow. u are so outside of what everyday ppl around me look like #like i wanna be you i think yr hot i also kind of just wanna compare to u like lemme touch lemme just. see #the difference. yknow. yknow. not even always hornily ok. just curious. but also i feel like u can eat me and thats scary #anyway whatever (runs off embarrased) kyaaaa (trips over own enormous dick and falls into vat of liquid steel)#also no please don't analyse this as 'well its bc yr scared of men' i super am not its not a gender thing #does not apply to my life experiences. i'm scared of deep water and large bouncy castles if theyre enclosed. ok.

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