#wow holy crossover

[munacy]

As you may know, yesterday, September 23rd, was Bisexual Visibility Day, which happens to overlap with National Hispanic Heritage month. Please enjoy this collection of (partially headcanoned) Chaotic Biconic Hispanics.

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Happy Ghouls and Gangs DPxDC Bang event posting week!! Here's what I've been working on for the @dpxdcbigbang 🥰

Summary:

It’s a normal day for Alfred Pennyworth. He spends it taking care of the manor and watching over its inhabitants, just as he does every other day. It’s an exhausting, never-ending task, that he wouldn’t change for the world. But that night, he is confronted by a stranger in his rooms with a copy of every single soul-binding contract he’s signed for the protection of his family. The new Ghost King wants to update his terms and conditions.

Alfred POV, Ghost King Danny, with some Post-Vivisection goodness and only a little (a lot) of blood and gore and medical fun, but that's for later. Not for the squeamish, please check the tags!!

Snippet under the cut!

It’s a normal day for Alfred Pennyworth.

He wakes up early enough to be ready to greet Master Duke with breakfast when he shambles into the kitchen, he cleans, he greets the rest of the manor’s residents when they finally make it downstairs, he cleans, he goes down to the cave to rouse Master Tim from another sleepless night, he cleans.

It’s a quiet day, or as much as one can be when the place he calls home is filled with vigilantes.

He drops off Masters Damian, Tim, and Duke at school and uses the rest of the trip to pick up some groceries for dinner. Coq au vin tonight, he thinks, it’ll be perfect for the changing of the seasons. A mushroom and lentil substitute for Master Damian will do lovely.

The rest of the day is spent preparing the meal and doing a spot of gardening before it’s time for the school run again. He can’t help but smile fondly as he listens to them needle and tease each other, only stepping in when it starts to become too pointed.

Yes, it’s a normal day for Alfred Pennyworth. It’s at night when it all changes.

There’s a ghost waiting for him in his room. 

A soft glow emanates from the creature’s vaguely transparent body and a crisp frost creeps slowly across the floor, sparkling in the darkness like diamonds.

“Mr. Pennyworth?” it says, the voice bouncing off the walls so that it sounds like hundreds of beings instead of one.

Fear squeezes at his heart and the air in the room turns dark and heavy, so that Alfred struggles to breathe. His mouth is dry, his head is swimming, and he’s not entirely sure if he’s going to survive the night.

[mumblesplash]

season 9 has been amazing but i’m kinda excited to be around for the beginning of a hermitcraft season, they were well into the empires crossover arc when i started watching double life (which was pretty much my introduction to mcyt in general) so this is gonna be my first time actually being around for the early game

[ajfoxships]

I have hyperfixated on both of these fandoms and I must say scar as detective gumshoe is both something I never thought I’d see and something that is absolutely beautiful, like holy fishsticks I didn’t know I needed this but goddamn, I can’t upvote this enough but take my reblog and know this is beautiful!

erm... ace attorney au 👍

credit to @totallynotpuri for the idea :]

[evercmores]

─ 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆... touch tank by quinnie ♡

... or the one where a famous singer soft launches her relationship

୨୧ pairing: lando norris x fem!reader

୨୧ notes: first f1 fic, go easy on me!! also please send in smau requests!! next up is so american by olivia

୨୧ warnings: curse words, sexual innuendos.

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ynfanforever WHO IS IN THE PICTURE????

f1fann what did i just wake up to ⁉️

ynsshoee mother is in a relationship 😔

user8 the song is such a banger fr lucky guy

ynswife must be a special guy if THE Y/N wrote a song about him

user6 the lyrics?? wow 😮‍💨

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user12 she's an f1 fan??? the crossover i didn't know i needed

user9 what if the songs about lando?

⤷ynswife oh please

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landonorris 🧡🧡

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⤷f1ferrarifan lando actually being nice in the comments for once

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user4 did you guys see her story?????

user14 DO YOU GUYS THINK SHE'S SEEN THE LANDO EDITS WITH HER SONG ⁉️⁉️

mclaren thank you for joining us! orange really is your color 🧡🧡

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⤷landonorris your words not mine

⤷user10 MOTHER AND FATHER????

⤷user9 im freaking out so bad rn

charles_leclerc everything i have learned is against my will

⤷landonorris no one cares ☺🫶

oscarpiastri please do it quietly next time, I need my sleep

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⤷landonorris no promises 😏

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mclarenfangirl who am i supposed to be jealous of???

user1 the editors are probably going wild rn 💀

user19 they make such an attractive couple fr

user7 so lando's gentle... good to know.

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[auroramoon-draws16]

The Crossover Bar AU: the Beginning

“What… what the fuck?”

Desmond didn’t know what was gonna happen after the Temple (after sacrificing himself), but waking up in a bar, a 1920’s style speakeasy, was not what he was expecting.

It looks new, it smelled new, the scent of fresh wood and fabrics, stocked up alcohol and syrups, it was nice- really nice. He didn’t know what to make of it, but his body moved anyway. Stepping behind the counter he found so many bottles, glasses, there was modern bartending tools and shakers, also new. It felt like someone placed everything here, just for him. Like this was all just for him.

“So, do you like it?”

Holy shit- oh wow it’s been a while since anyone could sneak up on him. Desmond reflexively held his hand to the speaker’s throat, hidden blade at the ready.

“Wha- I- who are you?” He sputtered, eyes wide at the girl, no really, it was a girl. At least- he thinks, his mind couldn’t comprehend any detail about her. Like everything about her was glitching beyond recognition. She was short, and that’s all Desmond could tell about her.

“Don’t worry about that,” she grinned(?), nudging his hand away from her throat, and weirdly enough, he let her. “Answer my question, do you like it?” She repeated, not rudely per say, just… eager. Like a little kid showing her mom her drawing.

Blinking, Desmond lowered his hand, and took another look around.

There were wooden tables and chairs everywhere, nicely made from what he could tell, set up in a circle around a stage across from the entrance. The curtains a bright, vivid blood red, and there were lights up on the ceiling to brighten it up. From his place at the bar he could see a balcony, a second floor, but besides the railing and the edge of a pool table, he couldn’t see much else. On the walls were empty picture frames, waiting for something to occupy them- well, most of them- the one by the entrance had a portrait of Desmond with a golden frame.

It felt…

“It’s… home,” he blurted, “it feels like home.”

The girl(?) made a happy noise, bouncing up and down excitedly, “I knew it! I knew you’d like it!” She squealed, a warped and echoing sound, “oh I can’t wait! There’s gonna be so many more, they’re gonna like it too! You’ll see!” Before Desmond could respond, he felt arms wrap around his middle, “I’m gonna go get them, stay right here! Oh they’re gonna love you! You won’t be lonely, I promise!” And then she was gone. Just- he blinked and she was gone.

“Don’t mind her, the Apprentice is just excited,” someone explained, sounding both amused and fond. “This is her first project.”

Desmond looked to the other end of the bar, finding a man(?) sitting with an empty glass. He couldn’t see his features either, but that’s because he was engulfed in a bright light from head to toe. He felt familiar- distant- like looking into a funhouse mirror, him just not really… he even sounded sort of like-

“Hey, don’t do that,” he interrupted Desmond’s thoughts, holding up his empty glass, “you’ll get a headache. Now then, you’re a bartender, aren’t you? Mind pouring me something?”

Shaking out of his stupor, Desmond reached for the shelf, “right, uh, what’d you want…?” He asked, head still buzzing.

“You can call me the Reader,” the Reader told him, a smile in his faint voice, “that Whiskey will do.” He pointed at the bottle Desmond’s hand was hovering over.

After pouring him a glass, Desmond twitched, “uh, what do you mean- about her- the Apprentice- this project- what-?”

The Reader chuckled, “You’re not the first, you won’t be the last,” he muttered, more to himself than to Desmond, “she’s a good friend, she wanted to try something new, something different than what I usually do- or what They usually do- so I’m letting her try it out. This place is gonna be a catch all, a hub for any Soul needing somewhere to go, a place where they can Crossover the threshold without- well, y’know. Of course since you’ll be the Host, you have the final say over everything, this domain is all yours.”

“What? Who- I don’t understand, what the fuck does all of that mean?” Desmond spluttered. The Reader just laughed again. Asshole.

“You’ll get it soon enough,” he took a swig of whiskey and pointed to the door, “look, your first Guest is here.”

“Seriously? I’m not gonna fall for that,” and he was gone in a blink too, nothing but an empty glass to even hint someone else was here, “goddammit.”

Desmond didn’t know what to make of all this, who the Reader or the Apprentice were, what they were doing, what they even are in the first place, but he knew people were coming, Guests, the Reader said, and that he’s the Host. So that’s what he’s gotta do then, if the bar was made for him, and that’s what he’s here for, he might as well… right? What else was he supposed to do? He’s supposed to be dead, but he’s here as the Host.

Taking the glass and grabbing a cleaning rag from under the counter, he cleans it. Looking up at the doors, before hearing them swing open and watching someone stumble onto the floor with shouts of shock and thuds of limbs scrambling to catch onto the smooth floor.

“Hey, welcome to the- wait- Clay!”

“Seventeen!?”

[clare-with-no-i]

20 q's for fic writers

thank you sooo so much for tagging me @kay-elle-cee I unfortunately could not approach this in a completely earnest fashion due to who I am as a person, so everyone please take this slightly ersatz set of answers with all of the love I intend…which is a lot I swear…

AO3 Username: clarewithnoi (pronounced 'clare with no eye')

1. How many works do you have on A03? lol I keep orphaning stories when they annoy me but for now 37 (I think?)

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 403,419…what is this word city

3. What fandoms do you write for? Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, others which I have not published lol

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

not the statistics page!!!!!!! john mulaney voice that's the thing I'm sensitive about!!!!!!

one long day (all my love will make you shake) at 1,151 WOW my god I did not realize it had surpassed 1k!!! did I know that? holy shit!

I will carry you, always at 873 ok this is also shocking but I do know that my they-lived AUs tend to be more popular and they're older so they've had time to accumulate hits

foreigner's god at 701 still can't believe this <3

theogony at 682 (!!)

growing pains at 675 another they-lived AU! I really carved out a niche early on

5. Do you respond to comments? don't look at me…I always want to…I swear I just get overwhelmed…put the gun down please…

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? uhhhh jesus idk, probably the derelict art of letting go? I don't write a lot of angst but I guess that one is on the sadder side

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? foreigner's god! or I will carry you always! in one of them I contend with reincarnation and shared grief and second chances at life. in the other one they hook up in the DADA classroom. so it's a toss-up

8. Do you get hate on fics? not really, and given the number of public fights I've had on this account you'd think that people would take their dislike of me to ao3 more often, but everyone's been remarkably charitable in that regard. thanks guys <3

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? only if I can exorcise personal trauma through it. or if it's 2020 and I'm dissociating in my studio apartment.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? no and no one say theogony or I'm turning this bus around

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? yessiree and it was not pleasant!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? yes! a few! the ones with my permission were lovely. the ones without my permission not as much.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? naur…

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? it's like a three-way tie between jily, percabeth, and zelink tbh! but I've mainly read jily fic in the past few years I think. but this answer can change dependent on me developing a new hyperfixation lmao

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? the last time I answered this question I did it as a joke and then I wrote theogony about it so I'm going to choose peace and just plead the fifth here lest I commit to another wip that'll take three years

16. What are your writing strengths? I do a lot of (an excess of) research, I'm good at description, I am funny when I want to be, I've had some really good prose moments if I do say so myself (I do)

17. What are your writing weaknesses? I am structurally a very weak writer, I can't be succinct, I don't have a great literature background so I never really know what I'm in conversation with and have limited points of reference for writing, I am very bad at writing characters who are subtle about their emotions/romantic feelings, I submit to time pressure and rush myself, the list goes on

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I've always wanted to write a fic in Spanish omgggg

19. First fandom you wrote for? either Zelink or Percabeth when I was like 12 lol.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written? theogony!

tagging @thequibblah yes I know you've been tagged already. cope <3 and @mipwrites go get 'em champ

[brightlotusmoon]

Me, wanting to devour this:

part 2/??

I redraw rottmnt scenes but with the tmnt2012 characters, like an alternative universe.😔👌

Yey finally I did it ._.

[daniwib]

Hiiii 💕💕💕

For the fic never have I ever:

1) have you ever written anything about buddie and sleeping (like an insomnia fic, nightmares, cuddling and falling asleep, etc)?

2) have you ever written anything about buddie and chronic pain?

3.) have you ever written anything about buddie and hurt/comfort? What about angst?

4) have you ever written any sort of buddie AU?

-❤️🪐

Hey, hii!

(Me, holy shit, someone actually sent me an ask? Stay cool, stay cool, it’s cool everyone!)

(Also me, oh shit, I did not realise that this means I have to remember what I’ve written. Hmm. This may have been a mistake, I have the worst memory, I really do. Goes and checks out own ao3 profile for the answers…)

Ok here we go.

Nightmares. Oh hey look at that! I’ve actually got a fic with the word in its title, who knew! A spell for nightmares & fractured hearts is a short and fluffy lil fic about Buck helping Chris heal after the tsunami, and then Chris (and Eddie) helping Buck do the same. And because I’m allergic to fluff, I followed it up with part 2 in that series being long, whumpy and angsty. As for falling asleep, cuddling or insomnia, I can’t find anything in my quick search but I think I’ve written all of those in several of my fics, just not as a major part of the plot, more as part of the comfort part after the hurt usually.

Similar answer for chronic pain, I think? I’ve referenced it here and there in various fics but haven’t written on just about that. It’s a little bit too close to home for me, my dad has had 3 hip replacements (first because of major injury as a firefighter when I was 10, he fell through 3 floors in a burning building) so having lived with someone experiencing it, it doesn’t really appeal to me to write.

Buddie and hurt/comfort – um. Pretty much every single one of my Buddie fics?! I filtered my works with that tag and got 30 hits, so…. Here’s one I’m posting right now that I’m kinda proud of Pictures of You, in which Abuela dies post season 6, Eddie hurts and Buck comforts.

Buddie and angst – refer to above answer lol. If I had to choose a favourite, I think I’d choose empty, broken, lonely, hoping, my beloved presumed dead fic where Buck and Christopher are thought to have perished when Buck’s apartment building burns down and Eddie goes through several chapters of angst. It’s unrelenting really, poor guy. 4. Buddie AU – again, I’ve got several depending on your definition.

If you want a truly Alternate Universe, try I Once Was Lost. It’s a Peter Pan fusion where Buck is Peter, Eddie is Wendy Darling and almost all of the other characters feature in Neverland too. It covers from their childhood up until the end of season 5 and I have a particular soft spot in my heart for it.

If you prefer Canon Divergence, try There Walks Darkness. It’s basically What If Maddie didn’t kill Doug and he was arrested instead – and was one of the prisoners who took Buck and Eddie hostage in season 5? It features a lot of hurt Buck, Buck whump, worried Eddie and the 118, some of my favourite tropes to write.

And lastly, if you prefer supernatural AU, try Returned for a shorter read, which perhaps unsurprisingly is based on the movie and tv show… Returned.

Which reminds me of another supernatural AU that I can’t believe I forgot because I adore it! Trust Me, Darlin’ is my first collab, with the lovely @hella-cious! It's a Supernatural / 911 crossover in which Buck runs into an old hook up (Dean Winchester ofc) at a scene in LA and is promptly kidnapped before the 118’s eyes. Lots of angst and whump in this one and while there is Buck/Dean because lets face it, those two are far too hot not to ship together, it ends in Buddie (and Destiel too, for SPN fans!)

So, wow. There you go. This was a lot longer than I expected it to be but then I’ve never done one of these before. Thanks for being my first ask @steadfastsaturnsrings !!

[thiefbird]

WIP Name Tag

Tagged by @trans-ruffboi !

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

I will sort these by fandom because. Wow I have a lot of WIPs

Aubreyad:

high priestess whump jack/stephen prompt

"jealousy seems to be a great motivator for you” jack/stephen prompt (may end up SLLT)

Diana/Stephen Came Back Wrong fic

Jack/Diana/Canning pwp

Stephen/Diana insane pillowtalk regarding The Naming Of Tortoises AKA Stephen/Diana Torture Machine

Diana/Stephen/Jack Threesome From Hell (name order is Important)

HDM AU

Mass Effect AU

Sedoretu AU

Soulmate AU but get weird with it

The Time That Passes By (SLLT)

Something Blue (SLLT)

Untitled Fic Regarding Sophie's Pregnancy With The Twins (SLLT)

Untitled Mauritius Fic (SLLT)

Untitled Desolation Island Fic (SLLT)

Untitled Fortune of War/Surgeon's Mate Fic (SLLT)

Untitled Ionian Missions/Treason's Harbour Fic (SLLT)

Untitled Far Side of the World Fic (SLLT)

Untitled Reverse of the Medal Fic (SLLT)

Untitled Letter of Marque Fic (SLLT)

My Heart and Eyes Have Erred AKA The Wives Find Out (SLLT)

Deh vieni non tardar (SLLT)

Untitled Thirteen Gun Salute fic AKA The Wives Have Unionised (SLLT)

Untitled Nutmeg Fic (SLLT) [note: apparently THIS is the one I didn't want to type out in full? Despite so many absurdly long titles]

Clarissa my beloved (SLLT)

HERE IT IS THE LESBIANS CAN FINALLY HAPPEN finally we beat the Beschdel test (SLLT)

Untitled Yellow Admiral Fic (SLLT)

Hornblower:

Hornblowergender Genderflu AKA Hornblower Torture Machine

The Great Kingston Debauch

Pellew Being Moody

“aren’t you tired?” “i’m fine. don’t worry about me.” stephen maturin/hornblower prompt

The Terror:

Time Loop But Evil/Canon-Compliant Time Loop/Crozier Torture Machine

Weird Fitzgender Character Study

Space AU

Temeraire:

TemSummer Exchange(I can't give info about this one sadly ;-;)

laurence sick in australia laurence/tharkay/granby prompt

"'i feel like shit.' 'you look like it, too.' *they bump shoulders*" laurence/granby prompt

"this is not something that can be fixed by simply wishing it away" laurence/tharkay prompt

"you know, if you’re trying to make me feel guilty, you’ve succeeded" laurence/granby prompt

"and the job gets done, but you worry some, i know" jane/laurence prompt

shibari tharkay/laurence prompt

Holy Mother Of Crossover Fic Aubreyad+Hornblower+Temeraire

Dragon Age:

Darkspawn!Justice/Nathaniel Howe

"I could make you feel better" nanders prompt

Kinloch-era Kanders <3 prompt

"I cannot change my feelings for you, believe me I fucking tried" fenders prompt

Nanders+Justanders+Fenders+Nate/Justice Mother Of All Complicated Soulmate AUs

JustSolAnders Inky!Anders AU

Sanctuary

Tagging @glowing-blue-feathermage @aurpiment @sere-allwehaveisnow @marthielsmain @kerfanna and YOU if you would like to do it <3 please tag me, my dears, if you decide to play, so I see and can send you asks!

[charmwasjess]

Twenty Fanfic Writer Questions Okay, this is embarrassing, because I got tagged in this like two weeks ago when I was in time zone stupor, copied the prompts out, and then forgot, and I think it was @stellanslashgeode who tagged me - if not, I will cry with embarrassment so don't tell me if I'm wrong.

And :'D I don't remember either who was tagged when it was going around, so here's some no pressure tags (and hop in if you want to play and I didn't tag you!) - @bolithesenate @calcedon79 @purple-ant @reconstructwriter

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 

10!! :D Which is totally amazing to me. Where did they come from?! Who made them?!

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 

Oh god, almost 300k… I don’t have any explanation. 

3. What fandoms do you write for? 

Just Star Wars! I can only handle one frenzied obsession at a time.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Sitting in the Dark, Five Days to Murder Sifo-Dyas, The Thunder Answered Back, Milk Run, and hey, aww, wow, Jedi Nights?! 

I’m a little surprised any of my Sifo-Dyas/Dooku stuff beat out anything else, it’s such a little tiny ship!

5. Do you respond to comments? 

I do, it's my favorite part. I get a tremendous amount of inspiration and energy from engaging with people who take the time to talk to me about my work. And friends, too! I have been in my fandom since I was like 11 or 12. I’ve made lifelong friends out of my comment sections.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? 

I'm a sucker for a happy ending so a lot of them end on an upbeat note, but I can’t imagine The Thunder Answered Back ending on anything other than a mixed note. I'm not gonna be able to undo Order 66, you know? It’s a salvage job, not a fix it. If Jocasta gets through the fic without killing Dooku, we will call it a happy ending.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? 

My corny Five Days to Kill Sifo-Dyas probably has the most classical happy ending for the saga but my favorite is the one in Sitting in the Dark - Qui-Gon waking up on the couch with Rael asleep next to him, and listening to Dooku and Jocasta and Sifo-Dyas wash up after the party. That little kid feeling of being safe and sleepy with your adult family happy and laughing softly nearby. 

8. Do you get hate on fics? 

Ohhhh, if I had a dollar for every time one of my friends made some joke about me writing Count Dooku porn! But I don't care about that, if they actually read my shit, their pervert asses would become terribly addicted to it. They’d be begging at my door. “More old man yaoi! PLEASE!” (This is a joke, my local friends have been very nice about my return to fic writing and the teasing is loving.)

Weirdly, the nastiest hate comment on a fic I’ve ever gotten was in the Before era, when I was writing fic on my old teen account. It was on a young Knight-age Dooku/Jocasta one shot. It was a simple, very vanilla romantic moment with a T rating at best so I don't really get why the person was so worked up about it? I think they just couldn't get around Dooku and Jocasta (OLD PEOPLE?!?) written as young and attractive. For years, I was horribly embarrassed about the fic, like it must really actually truly suck to have someone spend so much time writing such an extensive hate comment. I must have really fucked up. 

I went back and reread it recently and realized: oh, no, it's a regular fic, they were just a fucking loser.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? 

The…sex kind!!

But yes, I do! Mostly Sifo-Dyas/Dooku these days, but also Jocasta/Dooku and once or twice the holy Trinity of the three. 

I was REALLY shy about posting it at first and I still kind of can’t believe I did, but it was absurdly good for me as a person. Great for my religious purity culture baggage, my teenage years as a closeted queer person, just a really freeing experience. 

And it’s hot. And you get to think about Dooku saying or thinking the word “erection,” which is worth it just for that. 

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? 

Nah, I’m boring.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? 

Nope, but I have been lucky enough to help with the English in bringing several of Purple Ant’s remarkable works over from Russian. 

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? 

Yep! In the Before time, I cowrote a lot, although I don’t think I posted much. One stands out: I remember this big rambling self-insert (we called them Mary Sues back then) I did with my bestie where we were transported to Star Wars world and we had to… I don’t exactly remember, but I think Obi-Wan falling in love with one or both of us was a big part? I went back and deleted it years later because it was so cringe. But that’s silly too - we were like twelve, of course it was silly and cringe! 

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship? 

I tend to be pretty fucking stupid about Syku. 

It’s just. Two people who manage to collectively destroy their own universes together. They’re so connected in such strange, powerful, frightening ways, they know all of each other’s secrets, they were there on the worst days of each other’s lives, and will go on to be each other’s worst day of their life. And the way, even as they change, they can’t get away from each other, even though they both really try, it’s like they’re stuck in two orbits that have to cross. 

And then you read the dumb book, and see that they’re just stupid funny and cute together, idiots who finish each other’s sentences and call each other little nicknames… augh, the bizarre sweetness of it?! It kills me. It’s the narrative doom, but also the weird, enduring love that has Dooku giving Sifo-Dyas a Jedi funeral or trying so earnestly to tell Obi-Wan his crazy version of events with his death, or how Sifo-Dyas goes running back to him for the Clone thing after he already knows so much about how Dooku factors into the end game... 

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? 

I will definitely finish The Thunder Answered Back but I kind of doubt I’ll get to the two years worth of content and every individual character’s endgame storyline I envisioned out of it. I'll stick with Dooku, Jocasta, Scout, and Asajj.

16. What are your writing strengths? 

….this is embarrassing, but I tend to think I’m occasionally really funny. 

Even though my fics are really serious and I haven’t written any crack, I really try to put in moments of humor, depending on my POV character’s dialogue or internal monologue. I think my best humor comes about when I can get Dooku and Sifo-Dyas in A Situation, slinging shit back and forth. Those two just take off. 

17. What are your writing weaknesses? 

I overwrite. My fics would be a lot more successful if I tightened up and left more on the cutting room floor. I get over attached to small moments of character at the expense of the plot (and let's be honest, word count.) 

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? 

Hmm, does sign language count? That has been really fun in Rabbit Heart. A huge chunk of the fic happens in sign language. 

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Star Wars!

20. Favourite fic you’ve written? 

It’s got to be Milk Run, by a long shot. I’m really proud of that fic, but it was just such a blast to write. It was so fucking fun. And there’s all these little moments or tiny funny things I’ve left myself in it that are probably only funny to me, but they’re so funny to me. 

….Like, so, at one point in the fic, Sifo-Dyas is pissed at Dooku because he can tell he and Jocasta have been sleeping together, again, and this always happens, and he always has to clean this mess and play mediator when it inevitably implodes (and also maybe he is in love with Dooku a little bit?). So he’s furious about it, but pretending not to be, and so he bitchily tells Dooku the name of his ship is The Haru-Spicy, as in, a cooking pun, instead of the real name, The Haruspicy. And then Dooku spends the entire rest of the fic just wildly mispronouncing the name of the ship in his own POV chapters and to other characters? 

I love to imagine him saying it, all declarative, “The Haru-Spicy!” And everyone just stares like “do we correct him… or…?” Sifo-Dyas quietly soothing himself, chuckling over this small pettiness. Cracks me up.

[jonahmagnus]

Hm!

Excited to see what I find

[cheezitthefuzz]

ive never watched star trek before but i wanted to watch the haha funniy lizard thing everyone was talking about

commentary that makes no sense to anyone but me time

wow he looks really... mildly disappointed at being dead. "aw man, I'm dead? what a bummer"

i saw "The Doctor" in the credits and got fuckign whiplash, like, "was this a crossover episode and nobody mentioned that"

ah, him being dead was a simulation/training thing, that explains it

man they're kinda assholes to this... waiter? i think?

well that was a lot of scifi tech jargon that somehow seemed almost understandable, i'm impressed

ah, so it's nukes. they're talking about nukes here.

OH MY GOD THE WAY THEY WAKE HIM UP IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

damn 16 minutes in and still no lizards, where's my lizards

holy shit i thought that guy was the main character

nope hes fucking dead now

WHAT THE FUCK

HES. ALIVE????????

those last 4 lines also apply to the bible

JESUS FUCK IS THAT HIS TONGUE

oh lord hes slimy now

is he gonna become the lizards

36 minutes in and there's still no lizards

its only a 45 minute episode

am i watching the wrong episode

YOOOOOOO

LIZARD

THEYRE FCUKING LIZARDS NOW

no way. did they just kill the lizards. without a second thought.

please for the love of god tell me that was a stunner or smth.

LIZARD BABIES??

AND THE HUMANY LOOKIN GUYS JUST ORPHANED THEM

HUMANOIDS ARE FGUCKING ASSHOLES

oh thank god it was a stun thing

still

they turned the lizards back into humans >:(((

at least they left the baby lizards in the pond or whatever

[driftward]

Every single time that ‘last video game you played is getting a crossover with the last tv show you watched’ post pops up again, the answer is always the same. FFXIV and Lower Decks.

You might be thinking well you play a lot of FFXIV (extremely true) and wow you must really like Lower Decks (also true) but I cannot impress enough how much other shit I’ve got going on.

Like I intersperse FFXIV with other games! Nine Sols, Planet Crafter, Talos Principle II, Tactical Breach Wizards, whatever Indie darling has the moment, the god damned solitaire variant on my phone.

But okay granted usually I’m in FFXIV at least once a day.

But Lower Decks?!?! I’m caught up! Usually it’s just a clip I’ve watched again recently, and I watch a -lot- of just clips from stuff via YouTube recommendations. I can go weeks, months without seeing part of a Lower Decks episode! Why is it not DC comics animations? The Expanse? Some anime bullshit I have going on the second monitor??? I was moments away from it being classic Trigun once, but I watched Shaxs eject the warp core for a chuckle before going back to Tumblr and there was the goddamned post in question. Why not Ghost in the Shell?? Why not Strange New Worlds? Wait it was Strange New World once, maybe let's not read into that further. Big O? Batman?! Literally anything from Dropout?!?! STEVEN UNIVERSE????

Anyroad…

These are the voyages of the starship Scion. Her mission is to explore strange new lands, to seek out new knowledge and new allies, to boldly do new bullshit that has saved the star before…

~*~

Just kidding I'm not writing that.

...yet.

I guess I should just be glad it's not something like Hollow Knight and The Good Place like would we scale the protags to each other or is there just two completely separate dramas happening that aren't interacting? Maybe the Hollow Knight milieu is one of Michael's goes at messing with the gang early in season one or something.

Hmn. Though Descent x Dungeon Meshi would sure be something.

Holy shit The Good The Bad and the Ugly x Nine Sols would be sick

[me-paina]

AO3 Recommendations Part 3

The start - Part 1

Previous recommendations - Part 2

Ok, hear me out🫸🫷. Last time I had 12 fics per fandom... How about this time... I do 14. Ok, I know, I know, I know, "But Me paina surely you're gonna run out of fics to recommend us"

... I won't hahaha.

I think I'm good.

Alright, Let's do this one more time. Here we go!

(No order this time)

UNDERTALE -

1. Valediction: United We Stand by TheMarionette404XD (Complete)

(United at last. It's so cute, Blue and Error finally get to see the gang, classic and his bro. It's on Error's birthday as well!?)

2. 10 Skeletons With 1000 Years to Go by Birds_And_Words

(Ongoing)

(I really love this idea of the Tale brothers being the youngest here out of all the Skele Bros. Damn, Sans is still supposed to be in Stripes, and he stopped being in Stripes not because he wants to, but because he wants to provide for Papyrus. That's just so sad T^T. At first, my reaction to the counterparts was like, oh wow they're scumbags! Like Bro, Sans is literally paying for you to live in your house and you guys are doing nothing to help the situation besides telling him that he's a bad brother and that they're gonna take Papyrus from him (well Blue did). Now that's just plain out ridiculous. How is this supposed to turn into found family, I don't see it. Well, as I read on, I got my answer. Now the counterparts aren't so bad, I mean, they're trying, and that's what matters... Right?.)

3. A Better Home by Maddyfairyqueen (Complete)

(STOP IT! Oh my gosh, I'm crying! I'm crying! Gosh, there are not enough fellswap gold stories. They are like my fav skelies!!! ( beside sans undertale ) I need more stories of them, actually scratch that, I generally need more of them. I love them and I don't really see that much art or animation. This was so sad and adorable at the same time. Wine is such a good brother, his like what every sibling should be like. I can't, this story was so good!!!)

4. red's session by underfellas (Complete)

(What. The. Fuck. Gosh, I fucking love Nightmare's gang ❤️. They are actually amazing. Red's brother on the other hand (In his fic) is an ass.)

5. Spirit of Bone & Metal by BubblyShip, RavenInTheGraveyard (Ongoing)

(This story has like sucked me in. It's a crossover between Undertale and FANF. I love this. Sans is just a depressed, tired, nice man who has too much empathy for his own good.)

6. Wings by DriftingDeadlocks (Complete)

(Cross my baby, don't be like that, you can tell the gang anything. They will always be here for you! Oh, and Fuck you Xchara.)

7. This solar eclipse by rainbowninja00 (Complete)

(This is soooo cute, Nightmare and Dream have swapped personalities, awwww my gosh, yes that is genius. Nightmare is sooo cute in this story, I hope when Dream is out of the stone he doesn't change and hate his brother. That would be so sad. )

8. Once a Hamato , always a Hamato by Blueberrywriter10 (Hasn't updated - 2023) :(

(I've been literally waiting for a crossover like this ever since, I joined the TMNT fandom. A frickin UNDERTALE X TMNT CROSSOVER. This is really sad, Leo getting picked up by fate to be the (forced) destroyer in a completely new multiverse. Poor Leo/Error! :( Gosh I feel so sorry for you.)

9. For the Forgotten Ones by Im_Sorry_Buddy (Complete)

(I don't think this fic needs an introduction but here is my bookmark comment: HOLY! HOLY! HOLY CRAP!!! DAMN! it's over. :( Oh my gosh, I remember seeing this for the first time in like what December last year and was like damn, this AO3 sounds amazing, I wanna see what would happen if Ink was recruited by Nightmare, AND let me tell you, it did not disappoint. My mind was blown away by how amazing the storytelling, characters, fluff, angst, everything was written. Reading the first chapter, I was like if this fic doesn't get popular then I'm going to pull my hair out. I can't describe how PHENOMENAL this story is. It flowed so smoothly, like, MMMM AMAZING. bhrefeaonroejafs I just can't believe it's over. :( What a frickin damn journey.)

10. Into a New Reality by Attripae (Ongoing)

(Sans in the MCU.... that was not what I was expecting)

11. The Littlest Angel by skeletonofanangel (Ongoing)

(Who would do that to a kid? Gosh, poor kid. Jeez, I hope the skellies take good care of them.)

12. The Colors Will Return, Brighter Than Before by ApatheticCinaRoll (Hasn't updated - 2023) :(

(Sans, Comic, my baby! Oh gosh, no, none of that self-hatred stuff. Gosh, everyone has their own problem. We need to give hugs to everyone!.)

13. Awake by Kaz_MJ (Complete)

(Oh my gosh, this is so sad. Horror no. T^T. Never trust a mushroom again. I'm glad the gang was there to help him through this tough situation.)

14. Discolored Bones by IGetCaffeineWithdrawals (Ongoing)

(Oh My gosh! I love this one. This is sooo cute what the frick. The baby bones y/n has gone through a lot and she deserves to leave that ill-forsaken facility. I hope the boys can adopt her that would be so cute. hufejidsvbfhgefs ahhh I want more!!!)

ROTTMNT -

(ROTTMNT)

1. Blurred Vision by violynt_skies for octolingkiera (Complete)

(I LOVE THE TWINS!!!!!!! and Leo is my fav turtle!!! The end was just too cute! (I also have glasses and my prescription is probably worse than what you describe, so I understand))

(ROTTMNT/03 TMNT)

2. Homeward Bound by IadaAnfisa (Ongoing)

(I can't... This is so frickin damn adorable! I love Rise Leo so much and knowing the 2003 gang is on the same boat makes me happy. Knowing full well what happens in the show and goodness me the Rise movie, I know there is gonna be so much angst, it's not gonna be healthy at that point. I mean, any angst is not healthy but ehh, I love it.)

(ROTTMNT/03 TMNT)

3. The Kids are Alright by WinterRain232 (Ongoing)

(Yes. This is found family galore. I love this! 2003 Turtles are like the coolest uncles, hahaha. I love my crossovers. I'm just glad that 03 Leo can crack rise Leo's facade and mask. My Rise babies have gone through so much. T^T)

(ROTTMNT/12 TMNT/03 TMNT/87 TMNT)

4. The Ultimate Crossover by Jackagirl2016 (Ongoing)

(This is wild! My gosh, I'm just glad that everyone's ok. Big Mama is truly the evilest character in ROTTMNT. Well in the fics that she is actually bad which to be honest is probably more than the ones she's good at. I wonder what other adventures the rise bros would have with the alternates. Probably bat shit insane.)

(ROTTMNT)

5. what the blue will weigh by cryingpepperz (Ongoing)

(Hahahaha, the fuckin Krang apocalypse... here we go... My gosh, Leo, my precious boy. Why you gotta do that you. little self-sacrificial turtle. Raph is gonna be traumatised for the rest of his life. Thank you for writing this, I have also wondered what would it look like if Leo died first and well... This is the result. Heart chillin' result. Ha, can you see ma favourite turtle, bet you can't.

Hint: Donnie is up there with him. You can say that they are a disaster when together. 👀)

(ROTTMNT)

6. Would It Really Matter? by Angelpuns (Complete)

(Leo, why is it always youuuuu. Oh my gosh, this is so dark like... holy... I have no words. I love this so much.)

(ROTTMNT/12 TMNT)

7. Leo Becomes A Mama's Boy by Fumbling_dumbass (Complete)

( This reminds me too much of when my grandpa passed. it's been 2 years. This fic made me cry. Their writing style is so beautiful. The way they write, and show their emotions in the words are just perfect. This fan-fic just reminded me that I'm not alone in feeling this grief. )

(ROTTMNT)

8. I May Be Invisible, But I Still Look Good by Dandy (Complete)

(Holy molly... Why didn't I read this sooner? This is actually horrifying,

“Bound to sight.”

“Bound to touch.”

“Bound to voice.”

Damn, imagine going through that, poor Leo. Now he has even more trauma piled up on him. I can't believe how emotional I got from this whole story! Gosh, I swear only ROTTMNT fics can do this to me. You are an amazing writer! Thank you for blessing us with this amazing story. Ahh, I'm not crying you are!)

(ROTTMNT/03 TMNT)

9. Cross Dimension Kidnapping (with pics) by AealZX (Ongoing)

(Holy crap, This crossover is amazing! I love how the 03 gang Is so patient and understanding of the Rise gang. Of course, Leo will be the one who is suspicious of the 03 gang. A classic Leo move.)

(ROTTMNT)

10. Where in the World Is Neon Leon? by 316_frogs (Complete)

(My gosh, This was a lot. Ahaha, I think the Rottmnt fandom is really going to the dark side of things. This fandom has the most angstyest and bat crap insane things I have ever read, and I love it. I need my angst to survive. In all that aside, HOLY, Leo my dude, you in fact did have a really bad time. I'm saying this again, I really love it when people talk about Leo's narcissistic nature as a mask to hide his emotions and how he really doesn’t feel that way— It just gives a new perspective- you know?)

(ROTTMNT/12 TMNT/03 TMNT)

11. Oscillation by RussianSunflower3 (Ongoing)

(This is so frickin adorable! I love the idea of Donnie's machine + mystic power accidentally turning the rise turtles into tots and spilling them into different universes. This is already my jam!)

(ROTTMNT/Marvel)

12. Recoil by unorthodoxx (Complete)

(I am in absolute shock, this is seriously amazing the way the Rise gang interact with the Marvel bois is great and yeah, I understand their reasoning but I don't think that is the best choice. Amazing fic! read the series! :D Recoil and Impact )

(ROTTMNT/Marvel)

13. It's Instinctual, Sorry by avengersasssemble (Complete)

(I- DUDE, LIKE WHAT! This is the most cutest crossover I've ever read in my entire life. Like HUh?????? Donnie and Tony are such a good combo. The Rise team and the Avenger team are such a good duo.)

(ROTTMNT)

14. Spider's Web With Strings Attached by CurlySwirly (Ongoing)

(Ohhh, it's just big Mama, what could go wrong? Absolutely nothing.

EDIT: ... Everything can go wrong... Like... Everything. (Ch 10)

EDIT 2: OH GOSH THAT DID NOT HAPPEN! YOU DID NOT. (Ch 14)

EDIT 3: HE LIVES!!!! HE LIVES!!! (Ch 18 )

EDIT 4: BIG MAMA LIED TO DONNIE TOOO! HOLLYY SHHHH- SHE IS SO SICK IN THE HEAD!! (Ch 19 ))

MARVEL -

1. Unraveled by alltoowell_xo (Ongoing)

(So far, Peter's familial relationship with Tony is not as bad as I expected. Tony still cares in some sense and, the Avengers aren't there so I can't really read the situation with them right now, but Harley is kind of a dick. I know things are about to get probably worse.)

2. Tonys' Forgotten Son by clxdy_lil (Ongoing)

(This trope is getting popular, and I can't decide whether to love or hate it! It hurts my heart to see Peter like this. The difference between this fic and all the other, 'Tony has obvious favouritism' fics I've read, is that the Avengers are as much the same as Tony, but in this fic, they are actually trying to get along and see what's wrong. I know Peter's 16 and they haven't noticed before but it's better trying late them not trying at all. It warms my heart that (so far) Bruce and Bucky are trying.)

3. Apple Bobbing by Ilovemcu (Complete)

(Apple bobbing this not something you want to do if you have a very bad history with water. I mean, Tony is trying to ignore that he has PTSD and trauma from the hardships he has gone through, and the Avengers has to get it through his head that it's ok to feel that way and he won't get kicked out for it.)

4. unfeeling. by idiolex (Ongoing)

(This is so interesting! Making Tony have CIPA is heart-wrenching, and his having to hide it because of how he was raised by his shitty father is insane. Now in the present, he hasn't told anyone about it and it's becoming something that he might have to talk about it with the gang. Poor Tony!)

5. 3 Times Peter couldn't thermoregulate by orphan_account (Complete)

(Peter couldn't thermoregulate so the others helped him.)

6. The Greatest Show on Earth by StayGolden1 (Ongoing)

(Uh oh. This is gonna end so well, hahahah... My gosh why can't anything go right in a superhero's life. Most of the Avengers are captured and being recorded for the whole world to see. ( Fucking like The Truman Show ) The villain wants to get revenge on the Avengers and in doing so, it reveals all the darkest secrets from them. Trying to show the world who they really are... Some things are gonna be true but a lot of them are going to be false and well I really hope by the end of this, the heroes will still be heroes and they're is no one going to jail for this. (Maybe that's too much of a high hope, I mean we'll see.))

7. The Mystery of the Stolen School Bus by orphan_account

(Complete)

(My gosh this is Horror. The decathlon team gets kidnapped and watches as their friend gets tortured for money. Traumatic I tell you.)

8. Outsider by Lol_forgetMe (Ongoing)

(I hate and love these fics so much! This is heart-wrenching! I can't image how hard that must've felt. The Avengers just can't get their head out of their asses. Like really, is it that hard to see that the world's "mightiest heroes" aren't really being that mighty if they are really neglecting a child. A child that already had a hard life. Shame on you guys. I can't wait for more and see how this is gonna turn out.)

9. im pulling my teeth for you (i'm tired i'm tired i'm tired) by idiolex (Complete)

(Tony, my engineering guy. Damn, this just broke my heart. Tony is so scared of rejection, that he hides his true self away. I'm mad at the Avengers (and of course, it don't there fault) but they made some bad decisions.)

10. Let's take in another kid by Luxa08 (Ongoing)

(Oh my gosh, this is actually amazing. The idea of Peter tutoring Mara and then basically adopting her as his younger sibling when they figured something was wrong is so cute. Her mum is 100% a psychopath, that behaviour is utterly inhumane and disgusting. I'm so glad that Clint and Natasha and everyone really love her to get away from that terrible situation.)

11. Echoes by anonymousautist (Complete)

(This is so cute! Peter is the most amazing person ever and I love the bonding Bucky had with Peter!)

12. Hit them where it hurts by Lazuli_Lynx (Complete)

(Oh my gosh! Poor Cassy. That must be so scary. The Avengers are really going at each other's throats. How did the two spies and winter soldier not notice the guy that was messing with their coms and communicators? Well, glad we have Peter here to save the day. You go, Peter!)

13. Bonding Pains by LMDrums (Complete)

(Doctor Strange having problems with his hands. :( But don't worry Tony and Peter are here to help.)

14. maybe we can't be okay (but maybe we'll try anyway) by impravidus for peterstarkss (Complete)

(This is the sweetest and saddest thing I've ever read. Poor Peter going through such a hard time for most of his childhood and some are just plain disgusting, I don't even want to talk about it. I'm so glad that the Avengers are here for him and don't you just love them being domestic! I love it when fics have the idea of someone else adopting Peter and not just Irondad. Don't get me wrong, I love Irondad but it's a nice feeling of having other Avengers adopting Peter for once. if anyone have other fics that have an Avenger besides Tony adopting Peter AND a domestic Avenger tag, send them my way!)

If you made it to the end, comment with a 💓 and tell me which recommendation was your favourite. Also, feel free to share some of your own recommendations! >:D

[malaikalight]

holy shit guys i’m actually writing shit on here and using this app wow

I think I just got the best and worst crossover idea ever and i have no idea how to execute it,,, (if i’m even gonna do that)

But like… What if Class of ‘09 x Pico’s School happend??